III c . . . FOE 1889. Madam! fee what lft cents will lo! It will tiring yon a nniile ooiy of tio ky's Lady'b Book, which w ill tell you lion- to tret the seal-skin snciiue, the silk dress, the gold watch and cottage organ and other valuables, without a dollar. YOU CAXXOT GET A BETTER Two dollars worth of magazine than by suKseriliinsf for '(lodey," the best family magazine in America. For 1889 it will contain : Fashions in colors, Fashions in black and white; latest from Europe. Original novelties in needle work and embroidery. Latest and most popular music. Plans for the house you are going to build. Directions for decorating your home. CooUerv and household help, by Mrs. Charles Hope, teacher in several fashionable New York academies, and selected by the Hoard of Education for the New York Public Schools. Literary enrichments by Nelly Ely vho got herself lot -k-ed up in an insane, asylum to find ant haw they treated the insane, Ella Rodman Church, Emily Lennox, Olivia Eovell Wilson, Mrs. Hiestaud, Edgar Fan-cett, David I.owry, ete, EVERY LADY UER OWN DRESSMAKER Who subscribes to Godcy's Lady's Rook. The coupon which yon will find in aoh number will entitle vim to your selection of any cut paper pattern illustrated in Godev's Lady's Book. " Your lft-cent sample copy w ill coutain one of these cou pons. The pattern shows you bow to cut the garment you want. Send l.'i cents for sample, which will be allowed on your subscription when received. This is all we can sav in this space. For the rest see vour Haniple copv, for which send lfic. at once. " Address "(iODEY'S LADY'S BOOK," Philadelphia, l'a. In club with this paper, GODEY'S and the IIE1TNKK GAZETTE, per year 3.50 which should be sent to the oilice of this paper. The cash must accompany order. Only new subscribers, or old subscribers who reue.it; trill be alhnved to tak e advantage, of th is offer. Godey's w ill not be sent to any address for less than $2.00, cash, except as above staled. Heppner City Brewery, . o ' -Having purchased the latost Brewing Appiii.-ttus ami utensilB, I am enabled with my cold noft-wntor spring, my deep, cool stone cellar and the fresh, pure atmosphere of the Ileppner Hills, to offer my customers a SUPERIOR QUALITY OF BEER ! At reasonable wholesale and retail rates. Lunches of all Kinds AND THE Best Brands of Cigars. Parties in the country must return empty kegs, or $(i apiece will bo charged. J. B. NATTER, Proprietor. W XemaWiFV mm mi i hi' 1H m f A mmm If JM WiMWVi Ask your Grocer lor I a t XA WVt COW BRAND u xfvt ii Hamilton Bushy pmpany, HAMli'l'CK, OHIO, Manufacturers of Hamilton Grades cf Vehicles. Til rW?T EDITOHIAL SPECIAL BUGGY Off ANY STYLE VEHICLE. Sl'KCIAI. FEATURES ! Proportion, liu-illli ,v, t'ei'lectlou oi" X'MiiiiKli. This " Mirror" finish work is tlie best iiu'diuin-priccd work In llie Uniud States. WRITE FOR CATAI.OT.UU. UAMIUrON ItXKJCJY CO. SECHLER & GO. J'.li .!' CAPITAL STOCK, $200,000. ciisrciisrisrTi, ohio. s tit r-- rrtnm.. v;i IHtMI'UTIKKHN or Business and Pleasure Vehicles. Proprietors and Sols Users of Sechler's Improved Perfection Fifth-Wheel. All Work Guaranteed a$ Xrpreent4, BEND FOR CATALOGUE. The Clark juri it nhrUs st.t - Branch Storo, ... 908 Ponimylvania Avo., Vftuitaington, D. C. MARVELOUS IHORY DISCOVERY. Only Omnia HTttrm tf Mnnorr Training. Vmr Bokt Learned l sue reaaing. ilind WBDilprtng cured. Ertry eblid nd dull rmlr brnr fitted. Utmi, ioduoaintiul to UurrtoDanc Cltuw. Prmiuectuit with opinion of lr. Win. A. IInm 6 an, tlt wwrid-trafd Hiei)it in Mmd iti"w uniel ireeiih'nfThnniioiit th..Krrtt -li.il J int. J. M. llucLlrT.l.i-jM'''lru't(,M(J',"fl,,1" ilvocatt.N. V, Hlobard lri Hir, tlie 8. iciiuitt, lonn. W. W. Atlor, Jiidr t.'llinniit Judiili 1. r4rlHf.llic.ot1 Wniu'1 ' .1 .fc and fr 70a kp( fiioai ! your homa far S Riontli mi! thown ihm U tkoM . lutP ) C)l4, Ibc curat your on n prOMrtf . Tbvi .U wnli t One ran ba aura of ntcalvlnf Iba Wttlcli nd tun pie. WiJ'7 iJI aipraaa. frirht,tt AJJrM I ? ' si (!- Atiitl. H.njHoi.j uuid t7 JcSw '' . -M ' .W tnfth.r with our lire and LADY'S BOOK f SODA ohSALERATUS. ' Sf II.. I Iw. CO o SO CO Cycle Qo. - BALTIMORE, MD. fcEW ftAPtO etC YCLtS. NEW WPtD SAFETIES. ',0 ASKANT TRICYCLES. yAtfiAnl TAhtUEMS. Two hundred second -hand machines, all kinds, sites and prices. Hicy- cles, Safeties and Tricy cles for Hoys and Girls. Send for Catalogue and l Price Lists. Mailed fref. AGENTS WANTED. OF PURE COD LIVER OIL &NB HYPOPHOSPHITES Almost aa Palatable 89 Milk. go rlliUll sunt It can b taken, dlgnxed, ml usalmllltled by th moat n.ulvai atomucli. wlwo tha plalst all raanot ba tol.rai.il( and by tha eaaa. blnalloa of tha oil wills lha hypuphaa. pbltat 1. tuctt mora atUcarlou.. Ecmirkablt u t Irak prodircr. PerMU gala riptdlf white UktBj tt. SCOTT'S F.MCI.KKN i acinowledgedby PhTStciaim to be tho Fmeat autd Bust prepa. ratiou in tba world for tb ruliof and cur ot CONSUMPTION, aOROPULA. CENERAL DEBILITY, WASTING DISEASES, EMACIATION," COLDS and CNRONIO COUGHS. 77t yreat remedy or Unuumprian, owl Wtstmt) In CntMrm. M by all Druggltt, YlfZOl rautsioD glJACOBS OH FOR NEURALGIA. Hon. I. STACY HILL, Treas urer Cincinnati Incline Plane Rail way : "I viat hardly able to movt with rheumatism, or what physicians called seiatiea. Tht first appliea- tion of St. Jacobs Oil relieved me, and after the third I went about with perfect ease and comfort. I in- dorse it as the most remarkable med icine. CURES Wounds, Cuts, Scalds and Burns. Sold by DrvggtKt and Dealer Everywhere. The Charles A. Vogeler Co., l!a.lto Md. THE GREAT Transcontinental Route Northern Pacific 1 ; a 1 hi! (). i: Cascade Branch, note Completed, mak ing it the Shortest, Ilest and (Quickest. The Diniiisr Car Line. The Direct Route No Delays. Fastest Trains. Low est Itates to Chicago and all points East. Tioets sold to ull Promi ' unlit Points throughout the East and Southeast. Through I'ulliintii Drawing Itooin Sleeping Cars. Ilt'servatious can he secured in advance. To Kast .Hound I'aseri'jers Be careful and do not make a mistake, but be sure to take the NORTHERN PACIFIC RAILROAD And see that your ticket reads via this line, St Paul or Minneapolis to avoid changes and serious delays occasioned by other routeB. Through Emigrant Sleeping Cars run on regular express trains full lepgth of line. Horths free. Lowest rates, ymok- est time. General Office of the. Company, A'o.. 2, Wasliinaton St., Portland, Oreaon A. D. CHARLTON, Assistant General Passenger Agent. STOCK BRANDS. Whilo you ktwn your Htibfloription rmid un yoa can knep your hriuid in (reoof ctuirKe, Allon,J li, AiuunHvulHHorMPH, double H Hide wihh on left Hhoulilitr; cuttle, HHtne on left hip Adkine, (' UllorHea. x tn riglit shoulder; cat tie, A V on riKhl wide. Aiikiiie, J J HorheH, JA connectod on left flunk; cuttle. aHtnuon left hip. Illenkmnn, (leit., HunltuHn Horfieg, nflnffnn left hhoulder; (ititlle, Htttiieon riwht Bhoulder. Itennett, (!y- HorneH, H on left hhoulder. KeiiKe, M ib ( 1 Al(on hift Hhoulder; eHr-murk of cattle, erop off und Bplit in loft and upper half crop of! rinht. Ilrown, J (' HorscB, eirolo C withdot in oen teron loft hip; cuttle, hnino. Hoyer, W (1, Ijhiiii HorHeH, box bmnd oriri-?.!' hit) cuttle, Hume, with split in ouch enr. lhirK. P. O. Ilornee, P H on left whouhler; cat tle. Hume on left hip. Hrien, T. F., Lone Kock. UorsoB o with bar tinder nd over on riKht Hhouhlor. burton, Wr-Moreen, J Hon riKhtthitfh; cattle, snmoon riKht hip;nplitin euch enr. ( lurk, W. 11. -Htock branded WHC connected, blurk, eplit in riKht ear. Allison, O. 1). -(tattle brand, O I on left hip mid horeen smi.e briiud on riKht ahoulder. KaUKe, KiKht Mile. ('ook, A. J., Ijenn- tlordea, W)on riKhtehoulder; Cattle, eunieon n'Kht hiii; eur murk Bquure oro. oil left nml Bplit in riKht. ('urrin, It V- ilorttes, on leftstifle. CliniiiKhan o, W H, Newton hunch Horses, N with tiure U under it on left Bhoulder; cuttl slune on left !iip .md 'liiu-h, left eur aquare cut Cox & KiiKlieli, llurduiun (.'aitlo, C with E in oenter: lioraeH, CM on left liip. It. K. Cochnlu, Mouunieiit, (Irant Co, Or. Iloraes branded circle with bur beneuth, on left Bhoulder; cuttle Biune brum! on both hips, murk under slope both eiii H ruul dewlap. DoutduBB, W M (kittle. It Don rich! side, swiu-low-fork in eitch eur; horseB, It Don left hip. Flunk, JriekHon.- IloreeB. 7F connectinl on rlht Bluiuhler; cuttle Bamo nn riht hip. Kitr murk, hole in ritrht and erop off left. l.ieunlleii, John W. llorneH branded half-circle J L eouneeled on left shoulder. Cattle, same on left hip. ItuuKr, near LexiliKlon. Florence, L A(lattle. LF on riKht hip; horses. F with bur under on riht Bhoulder. Florence, H P -HorHeH, F on ri(ht shoulder cattle, F on rittht hip or thiKh. AruiHlronu, .I. C., Aeton 'J1 with bar nnder it on left Bhoulder of liorseH; cuttle auine on left hi,.. Onv, Henry (JAY on left Bhoulder. (bible, Frank HoraeH, 7 Fon leftstifle; cuttle aunie on right hip. UiunuKe, A. L. Horses, SI on riuht shoulder. HuiiBitker, H A -Horses, M on left shoulder; uat tie, U on left, hip lIuuiplireyB, J M. Ifardman HorBee, II on left flank. Hayes. J M - HormB, wineKlusson left ahoultler cuttle, entile on riKht hip. Juukin, n. Il.-llorseB, horBeHlioe J on left shoulder. Cuttle, the aitma. Hanue oil F-iKht Mile. Johnson. Felix -Horses, circle T on left stifl cuttle, Hume on right hip, under half orop in riKt and Bi.lil in left eur. Kirk. . I I Horses (HI on left shoulder: eatt. (III on left hip. Kirk, J ('Horses, 17 on either Hank; cattle on right aide. lii-Ben, HnamiiH Horses, It Lon left hip. l,ewis, J H, LoiiBt- Horses, P with over it on left shoulder. Minor, Oscar. Cattle, M Don rig-hthip; homos M on left shoulder. Miller, C. F..- Horses C with M on inside on left shoulder. Morgan, H N -Horses, M) on left shoulder cattle, same on left lup. McCilinlH.r, .las A, Atwood Horsee, M with bur over on right shoulder, Morgan, Thos Hon.es, circle T on left shoul. der mid left thigh; callle, on right thigh. hip; cattle. 77 on right side. nilicneii, iisear, i etiysviue lloraes, ii on ngnt Mi ason, Jos, Peltysville Cattle. ,TM connected npper crolt in eucti ear, tlulap on throat; horses. jNl on left shoulder. MoClnren, DO- Horses, Figure 5onench shoul der; cattle, ftl'i on hip. MeDouKuht. H Horses, HD oonuected on left shoulder, Neol, Andm.w, Lone Hock Horses AN con noeted on left shoulder: cattle same on bothhips Newman, W. It. -Horsee N with hulf oirol over it on left shoulder. Nordyke, K Horses, circle 7 on left thigh; cat tie. same on left hip. Oiler, Perry, bone llork -P ( oi left shou.der IVurson, Ohive b"r.ii, circle shield oe left iH.ui.l. i .'Jl Ji w i 'iotle:nc!c sliield on li'ft lilts. lUi'iM' on Kiglit Mile IVurson. Jan., Pine City. - llorst h'2 on lett hip In .lown. I'mki'i" A Mli'iittnii. Ib.nlni.iu U,r;ies IP on left shoulder. Piper, J. 11., Acton Horses, ,1 K connected on left ehoulder;,cat(le, same on lef( hip, under bit in encll ear. Hood. Andn'W. Hanhnnn llorwsx stpiare cross Willi ipiarter-circle over it on left stifle. Heninger, Chris -Horses. C li on lefl shoulder. Hocdir. J W Horses, JO oil left shoulder. Cat tle, o on right hip. Hide. K. 8.- Cuttle branded It 8 on lefl hip. Horses same brand on left shouldo. Hpray, J . F. - Horses branded HF connected on right shoulder; cattle same on both hips. Spray. J . C- Horses lirandiHl 8 on right shoul der, cattle branded H on (he right .hip and a smooth crop oil of the lefl ear. Straight V. K.- Horses shaded J S on left title; cattle J M on left hip, swallow fork in right ear, underbit in left. Kuyer, Hoht Horses, H on right shoulder: cattli quuroon right hip and 8 on right shoulder. HwnggHH, 1., Alpine Hi.rs.si, BS on. righ shouhler. Sepp. Thos. Horses, 8 A P uo left hip; rattle same on left hip. Shotte. Dr A J -Horses, DH on on left hip; cat tle, same on left side, wattle oh left side of neck ears cut sharp at point, Stevenson, Mrs A J Cattle, U on right hip. wnllow-fork in left car. Shelton & Hon Hones., H on its side over an on left shoulder: call le, sume on left hip. Hperry. F. (1 Cattle, V C on leff hip. crop oft right Hiul undertut m left ear. duutp; horsee, WC on left shoulder. 8wHggurt.il W -Horsee, U on left shoulder: Stewart, tleo., llardiuan- ltoreee circle o OD left shoulder, cattle, 44 on left hip. Thompson. J A Horses, on left shoulder eatt le, 2 on left shoulder, Tititieta. 8 T- Horsee, C on left ehoulder. Wade. Henry,-Horses branded aw of spades on left shoulder and left hut. Cattle brauded same on left side and left hip. Walt. ridge. V K. Hemes branded V I.on left shoulder, cattle L) L. ou right hip. Kauge on Helm Fork. Wells. A 8 - Horsee, ,9 on lett shoulder; eiatti Mine. Wyland, J H Hanlnian Circle C on lef thigt Wisstwanl, Johu lloreea. UP connected on left shoulder. Wallace, Charles -Cattle, W on right thigh, hole in left enr; horses. W on right shoulder, some same on lett shouhler. Wieu, A A Cattle, rouuing AA with bar screes on right hii.. MAhHl'KR MAMMOTH CAVE. - At the Headwater of the Klrer Bearing that Name. Mr. Mervio Sworts, of Bums, Harney Co., with others, reoently explored the Malhuer Mammoth cave. He writes the following account of the exploration to the Oregonian ; The Malhuer Mammoth cave, located at the headwaters of the south fork of the Malheur river, which drains the northern part of Malheur county and a portion of the eastern part of Harney county, was explored March 11, to the point where the water hud the arch of the eave come together. The exploring party consisted of five, namely, Mervin Sworts, of Burns; Elzy Brown, of Diamond; Tim Foy, of Burns, and C. R. Peterson audW. C. McMonagle, of the South Fork of the Malheur. Sevoral times parties have entered the cave and gone as far as the water, and been obliged to return. Several sketches have been written about this cave, hut none before have ever been complete. The cave is located in a largo flat, exoept a gradual sloping towards the river. The surrounding country is of lava form ation, and in many places lava rocks crop to the surface and are brokeD up in large masses and scattered about the plain. A scrubby sagebrush grows among the rocks all over the surround ing country. Direotly west of the cave, about one mile distant, is a large rocky cliff, and a narrow gorge from thirty to seventy yards wide and thirty to fifty feet deep extends from the cliff to the spreading out of the river flats about two miles dis tant. At the base of this cliff are large springs, and through this ohauuel the water finds its way to the main river. At the east nf the cave, one mile distaut, are other springs, which waters aiso help to form the main river. The mouth of the cave is nearly on a level with the flat, surrounding it. Directly at the mouth is a depression lending downward, but soon becomes arched over. The cave has a decline downward for about 300 feet, leading in a northerly direction then making a turn to the north east, an angle of about 122 degrees. At the mouth the cave is twenty-flve feet wide aud six feet high, arching over to base. As it proceeds it widens out to nearly a uniform width of fifty foot. Its bight is nearly uniform after leaving the entrance and is fully thirty feei nearly entire distance to the water. The bot tom is generally smooth, exoept in places where the magnificent arch has been fractured and tumbled down. The aides axteud seven fuot perpendicular, then begin to arch over very uniform and smooth. It is fully one half of a mile from the mouth of the cave to the wuter, and is it no trouble to proceed thus far, as one can easily pass along ith no hindrances except the locks that have fallen from the archway. No other channels lead off, and the main oave is nearly straight exoept a few Blight ourves. The rooks forming the oave are a lava formation, but in many places the drippings from the arch have formod into hotiey-comb formations, and in places show the form of coral very perfeot. Some pendants areas long as eight inches. At places in the aroh the rocks show a light color, but are generally of a dark brown. The atmosphere iu the cave is n uch warmer than outside, and ou a cold frosty morn ing, steam can be seen emerging froui -M T mouth for several miles. No current of air is visible the entire distance of the oave, nor is it stagnating or impure. The writer of this sketch about two years ago while moving stock through this locality hapnened to come upon the month of this oave. Being aluna aud without meaus of light, he only entered as far as the light from the mouth shono in. Having an idea it did not extend far uudor the grouud, about a month later myself and partner while passing through the locality went to see the extent of it, but only having lighted sagebrush failed to reach the water. We came out only of the opinion that it was a monstrous hole in the ground. Meanwhile we were informed we were not, the first to discover this natural ouriosity, although but very few knew of it two years ago, aud who the first discoverer was we are not pre pared to say. Having a desire to fully explore this wondor, I formed a party of seven, ajaont a year ago, aud, with torchos and ropes, we proceeded to the water. Here we were compelled to turn back and the oavo was not fully explored. On this jooa sion we fouud hidden about two hundred feet from the mouth of the cave a leath er satchel which contained one white shirt a pair of soldier boost, about halt worn, ono soldier cap aud a pair of gloves. The satchel had undoubtedly beeu there for biuuo time, as the leather had rotted from the frame and the clothes were also rotted. The Iudiaus have used the cavs tor a fort. Surrounding the mouth are places eleared aud made smooth as Indians do, and evidently the mouth of the oave has beeu tilled with dirt and a breast work of rock is piled immediately at the entrance. Also about 150 feet back are pits made of rook which form a very strong fortifioa tiou. Nuint runs piles of cracked bones, Unit clippings and occasionally arrow heads and spear heads can be found. With the description already given one can form a very good idea of the extent of the cave, surroundings and location, but its beauty to one who appreciates this kind of sceuery can not be written. Not until March 11, 1SS1I, was this cave navigated. We were making water troughs for stink about eight miles from the cave, and the thought came, "could we not go to the end in one?" Meun while we prepared torches, ropes, oil aud necessary things Ui take on such an occasion, and with a water trough pro ceeded to the cave. We had some little work to carry our boat from the mouth of the cave to the water, but, hopiug to be fully paid, we packed it along, no matter how heavy. On reaching the water we launched our bark, and tying alHiut 400 feet of rope together, went the length of it. It looked dark and dreary beyond. Knowing ourselves to be the first to try to reach the end, it looked more dreary, although aa long as our roie was fast on shore we feared no danger. The cave extended far beyond and as the water splashed up against the sides of the uiouatrous cavity the rutnbhug , , . . , I sounds of the distant water echoed back , . I tons. I had come to see the end of the ... cave. Only Mr. Brown tu the partv I would volunteer to go with me to tl;e J eud. We took plenty of oil and a good , ' . . , i torch out. The structure of the eave as . we passed along was mnoh similar to i that Before we came to the water. It did not seem to narrow nor did it lose its uniformity only it took two ourves. The first one about 400 feet from w here the water commences. The next .one was fully a quarter of a mile from the first. No channels or prongs led off in any direction. The same honeycomb rock and coral forms project the entire length. The water kept getting deeper but we did not seem to be any nearer the top of the arch. We would pass under places in the arch where great chunks of rocks bad fallen from it into the water. As we went on the water deepened and the arch and water came nearer together until our boat could go no further. The same uniformity presented itself and the water was 31 feet deep w here the top of the arch and the water came to gether. We did not measure the dis tance we went in the boat, but our judg ment is that we went fully three-fourths o' a mile. A slight current w as visible in the water and the air was purer at this end than where the water begins. The water was very clear and blue and not very cold. We could see the bottom very plainly at a depth of 20 feet. It has been said fish without eyes have been seen around the edge of the water. We were unable to discover fish or any liv ing animals within the cave. My opinion is the cave continues on through under the river bed, and how much farther on the other side we can not tell. As the cave leads directly through under the river, the water fills it'irnd backs it in the oave to the level of the service. We returned where we had left the other members of our party and carried our humbly constructed boat out of the cave, satisfied we had discovered and fully explored a great and wonderful natural curiosity, which will some day be noted as a place of curiosities and for its beauty among cave formations. ANARCHIST FIRE BUGS. Their MethodB of Fleecing Jersey City Insurance Companies. Jersey City, April 14. Bernard Blu me, the leader of a gang of fire-bugs who have been fleeciug the Ins. com panies, was arrested in this city. Their method was to rent u store, put in in a small stock aud obtain a heavy in surance. When preparations were made for the incendiary blaze a lamp would be broken. Near it were placed bladders filled with benzine. Around the blad ders was a cirole of gunpowder. A slow fuse was used to ignite the powder, which exploded the bladders, and, like a flash, the place would be ablaze, leaving no trace of the incendiary work except a broken lamp to deceive the insurance people. The ocoupauts of the store would be absent, attending a souial gath ering at the home of one of the other oonspirators, to prove an alibi. Where Blume was looated, between the matresses there were found twenty-two bladders. The gang are anarchists ami belong to the Chicago band. The men were arraigned in Brooklyn to day. They pleaded not guilty, and re manded without bail until Monday. The men were very nervous whille in oeurt. Information about these men was given Justice Naepr by a man named Freder ick Sohweitfeiger, of Brooklyn who ad mitted having been a member of the gang. The justice at first did not believe tb f A-v, but, when be learned that tho gang had made preparations to burn a honse in Harrison, a suburb of Newark, N. J., last evening, he telegraphed the Newark polioe. A dispatch from New ark stated that a train of powder, etc., had been found at the house referred to. CHILDREN'S COLUMN. THE RICiHTS OF BOVS DISCUSSF-D. My mamma is always talking about woman's rights says they are going to have them, too, but I guess the poor little boys haven't got any rights, or if they have, big folks are a long time in finding it out. I just tell you there is never anything done wrong about our house but what papa or mamma or tho nurse or some body says: "Oh! the boys did it, of course." I've heard that in some places everything bad is blamed on the cat, but in our house everything is blamed on the boys. If somebody pinches pieoes out of the cake before tea, of upsets the teapot, or breaks a cup, or eats the jelly, cook walks square into tho house and tells mamma the "boys did it"." Yes, she'd say the boys did it, if there wasn't a boy near, and the house was full of girl.-;. . And just as soou as a little boy wants to have some fun making mud pies, or tying tin cans to dogs' tails, or throwing brick-bats at other little boys, or tying airings across the walk to throw folks down, or some other innocent iimuse tneiit, some meddlesome person ruus off aud tells his mamma, aud she comes out and spanks him, or shuts him up in a dark closet.- I thiuk that's cowardly, too, for mamma always says if a big boy whips a little one, it is a sure sign that the big fellow is a coward, so hIio must be a coward when she whips me, 'oause she's the biggest. - I don't like little girks one bit or 1 wouldn't if I could help it, but somehow I can't. Anyhow, everybody treats them better than boys. Anything will do for the boys, big folks say, so they have to wear the coarse shoes and common clothes, and be scolded when their but tons come nil', their pataloons ueed patch ing. Then they are always scut out of the parlor when company comes, "be cause they are not fit to be seen." Once in a long while they aru alio ved to stay iu, and then if they try to be so ciable aud lie the visitor's coat to the I chair leg,' or stick a piu for them to sit ' down ou, orslipthechairfnmi tin. lor him I when papa tells him to be seated, like ! enough that poor boy's bad mamma will i scud him oil' to bed jost fur that. I think it is a sham ! But the little girls are culled into the pal lor when company comes, and called "my dear," and "darling," and lots of nice names, and they play the piauo and "show oil," and bang their hair and wear bustles, and that's all girls are tit for. Hoys are a great deitl smarter than i girls. 1 know that must lie a fact, be- ause every bov I talk to aKuit it says ,, ,, ..... , Mamma often tells lutpa that the bovs ,., .. . worrv llie lileout oi her, and papa aavs: ,, ... . . ... 'Well, never mind, dear; mav be they II . turn out senators or lawyers or .xyntract- T ""'""V' ;, and 'l'n "n'mK shakes her bend and aavs: "May be ,, but I do not think ab'e believes it Dftroit Free Pres.. -THE- & COLUMBIA RIVER ROUTE." r n rrtTT'TTTiio To all Principal Points in the United Mates, Canada and Europe. HEliAXT PULLMAN PALACE CAIfe EMIGRANT SLEEPINQ CARS Run Through on all Express Trains to OMAHA Counoll Bluffs Free of Charge and Without Charge. Close Connection at Portland for San Fraucisco and 1'uget Sound Points. ALL IRONSTEAMERS Leave Portland for San Fraucisco every four (4) days, making the trip in 00 hours. Cabin, $16. Steerage, Pl.00 Round Trip Unlimited, $.iW,). For further particulars inquire of any agent of the conipany, or A. L. Max well, G. P. & T. A., Portland, Or. A. L. MAXWELL, W. H. HOLC0MB, G.P.& T. A. General Manager. PATENTS. Caveats, and Trade-Marks obtained, and all Patent business conducted for Mod erate Foes. Our office is opposite the U. S. Patent Oilice and we oan secure patents in less time man cnose remote trom wasmngton. rAllil lYinilol .trauiinrr rte ,l,.,fn tnltU description. We advise if patentable or not., iree ot cuarge. unr lee not due till patent is secured. A pamphlet, "How to Obtain Patents," with name of actual clients in your tate, county or town, sent free. Address C. A. SNOW & CO. Opposite Patent Offioe, Washington, D. C. Dobbins' Electric Soap THE BEST FAMILY SOAP IN THE WORLD. It is Strictly Pare. Uniform in Quality. THE original formu!i fnr whiuh wc paid 0,000 twenty venrs uga has never hrren modi lied or chimcd in tta slightest. 'I hi in Uivnttcti i:i "idHllly to-lny with tit tit iiiiu.e twonly y'iir nero. IT enmuinft nottiinK Hint chii ln Jtir I Ito lint'Nl. fabric. It I rij, lit em crvnrtj and blearh 'S wliits. II washes fl.tnnels and blankets as no other so;ip In tlic wurld dnen without shrinking leaving them oft and whit.: arid likj new. READ THIS TVICE THKRE Is a srrcnt wnvlui? of tine, of lahnr, of -oap, of fuel, and of the fabric, where Dob bins' T'iec'ric So;'p is tts.-d a'i'rl i iitf to direc tion. 0W. 1 rial wl'l demonstrate its great merit. It w;ll pay yon lo miikT ihnt (rial. J IKK ;dl !te9. ifiiiiq, it is eieii;ve!y imi- t.tted and coiidlerfi ited. Pe :vnrp r.f TmUt inn's. INSIST upon Ih.ll'illis F.lertrir. IW.'t "Kff Magnetic, Klectro-l:i.c. Pl.-iladelphia !.. 'A or any other fniud, simply htc.u-'e.ii i cS'-.i1,). '! t will ruin cl thes, and arc dear at :.ny price. A.,k ic.r IHUI!IXV FXF.C'TSitfC and take no other. Nearly evrv ,;r"C'Lt fnm' M die to Mexico keeps it ill stock. If will order from his nearest wholt-salc ;;r rrr T EAD carefully the itiiiid: w rap e- ..n.!:iid och J bar, and be careful to tot tow l.r-ii-,,;i on each outside Wrapper. Yonoaiirol uH'or? to wait longer before trying for yourself this old, reliaife, and truly wonderful Dobbins' Electric Soap, I. L. CRAGIN & CO., Philadelphia Pa, SALESMEN WANTED. A Weattrn Whuleualu House baa rei'tmllv added to Its regular business a special departinont wbich will require Hervices of capable men In various localities. This tirm makes do nmle&dinfr prominen of exorbitant salaries, but pushing and reliable applicants who oun furnish satisfactory references as to trustworthiness: will be liberally paid in proportion to the ability they demonstrate. Our requirement will not of neeentilty Interfere with business In which applicant may now be enKRRed. Address, with references, (I. K UlbUIMtiTUSI CO., 1(6 HTATK ST., CMC AGO, ILL. The hent and simplest RIFLES MADE. EASIEST WORKING. All sizos from S3 calibre to 4o fiilibre. BALLARD & AllJ'Tuttrm has won more ' ' prizesHtTnnrt t Stand without a .tintr llxin USA I iVlll for UlH'U- 11U other niakt i-,.viirt kiUiiip oi rillos put to gether. nowornnlrtrtrt m small jjmiiu' We guarantee 1883 Our Goods Cata logue Is just ! Anything Produce! 1 Tit AT LINE. j :k your tlejilvrtosiuiw out. our i iucs. Illustrated t'ntulnn'uo w nt K.'lKIi on uppiiLUtiou. EiRLIUmSASJISCO. i. O. A'o SO It, Lpan's Faiaat Cognation Cnn-Sit. r Cent. y3? Price. S t '"'.''',."-1 ,lc- :!ldillrtield, Ct. MttvssB loll At.I. RIFLES, Pistols lf an.l Shct Otitis. .' tV M irs m 'n-. -ni,i .,a r X " V S'y IDEAL MF'G CO. l Ksw Bsvca. Cv.ns. VAX v ffiiW u"r r si 1 1 We Have - - -Upon a Plan - - TO BENKFfT OlTl; SIT.SCK1BKRS. The Hkpi'Neh Gazhitk is pleased to announce the ronniletion of Hiierial ar rangements whereby it ia en ahied to of fer its readers two of the best family journals for hut little more than the price pt one. FOR Jti.OO We will send, for one vear, to anv ad dress, riu. 11 n... a. I t i l ' I. 'I7HI Id llll'UHU VJIlUAllV And the Famous Family Weekly, He Dsi roil Fres Press. The Free lrfKK is without miestii.n the Greatest Literary and HiHiiorous paper now before the American people. It is not a new aspirant for public favor; es tablished over fifty years af-'o, it lias stood the test of time, anil is to-day stronger than ever 120,000 subscribers affirm its surpassing excellence. The funny sketches anil sayings of the Free f ress are everywhere ipiotoil and laughed at, w inie in resKct to literary excellence it will compare favorably with thir ex pensive magazines. "M. Quad," "Luke Sharp," Eva Best, Kose Hart wick Thorp, Chas. F. Ailaiiis, Hamilton Jav, Lizzie Yorke Case, Bronson Howard, H. C. Dod;:e and a host of other favorite w ri ters, contribute regularly to its columns. Recogniz1!!' the growing; demand for first-class fiction, the Free Press has of fered $3,000.00 in Cash Prizes for tha three best Serial Stories of 60,000 words each. A number of the best writers have announced their inten tion to compete. In addition to the many other special features it is the intention to publish sec tions of Three Serial Stories Each Week, Written expressly for the Free Press by the best American and English authors. It will he seen, therefore, that by sub scribing for tho Hm-i'NER Gazette and the Free Press, the entire family can be supplied with all the news and the best of ourrent literature for a year, at a cost OP FIVE CENTS A WEEK. The Free Press iB a large eight-page seven-oolumn paper, and the regular prioe is one dollar per year. Remem ber that for $2.60 yon can have the Free Press imu your tavonte home paper also. Sample copies can be seen at this offioe. We hope that our friends will show their appreciation of our efforts in their behalf, by making up their minds to take adviiutiigeof this splendid cfl'er Sub scribe nt once. Send nil subscriptions to the Gazette olhvio. WRITING MACHINE CABINET and OFFICE DESK The advantages of this Type-writer and Oiiice Deslt over all other so-called Combination Cabinets, are : '4rf, The ease and simplicity with wh.ch th desk is changed from a Library or Oilice Desk to a Type-writer Table. This change is effected by push ing the lid covering the machine l ack in the rer of cabinet it being a roller top removing it entirely from sight, thus overcoming the objectionable board, and sounder in front of the operator. The movable top is perf'-ctly flat, is b-uze covered, and forms a coinT Slete wrr.ing desk when the machine is not in use. he table on which the machine rests is so evrnly bal anced by our patent adjustments that it needs but a alight touch to bring tho machine in position, a Hecotul. The advantages of the swinging table re:' The table is so b lanced near its center on pat ent maleable iron arms, thrt when the machine brought in place for use, it does not depend on ropes or hangers at rear of platform for support, but is heltt rigidly in place by sts own weight, making It impossi ble for the machine to be tumbled down an incline in back of desk by the breaking of a rear support. The machine rests on patent slide. which keeps the machine in place andean be drawn out beyond the desk, well under the operitor' hand. Third. The construction of the lid closing machine space makes it air tight, and the table hav ing felt around its boarderi thoroughly protects the machine from dust, 2-ourth. The foot ret;t and the construction of the table adjustments muk-s the desk as ridged at though the top was one solid board, which is a matter ot great Iwportar.ee where a soiid type-writing table is retjuircJ. io-uperalor aa do good work on a shaky table. 2-itatiy. The :b!net isa splendid piece of cabinet work. Wc manufacture theni in Walnut, Antique Oak, Natural Oak, Natural Cherry, Chary imitation, Mahogany and Ash. Agents wanted to sell these cabinets, and where we tave uo agencies established we will sell direct from f ur works at wholesale prices. Address all communications to .Vashinoion, H. J. ROLLER DESK Cd :;t. vfs? .12 ay vysiji. ?9 fri'i le- ifTTTnpylkjriji THE LADIES' FAVOHITE. NEVER OTJT OF ORBEIl. If yon desire to purchase a gr-urini; nm.'Mno, a3k ouraffent at your phics tor ti-rnis Hint iivices. If you cannot tln.l i.ur itueiit. wn.fi direct to nearest address to yuu Isjioiv m.mcil. NEW HOME SEWING MACHINE B.ORW-JGE.MASS. chicaso 28 UtllON SQUAhE.N.t.- 0ais. ATLANTA, LEEZER k THOMPSON, Ag'ts. Heppner, Oregon Pacific dfimrtmont, seneml ageccy, VJ MnrkH strott, history buikiit.fr, San Fninc'sco, t'al Bratichts, 4rt Morrisim St.. Portlsml. Or.. IK Ckmth riecond Ht. Ban .lost., (at., .'i.'. north spring m.. Ijos Aneeiea. ( aJ CATARRH sTLY'S 1 'c r; 3mBalm Clear.PG3 the T. ostt .Ci ssares. Al lays Inflamuiution. .deals the Bores, Restores the Senses of Taste, Smell and Hearing. A pmrxU-Xm b pl.e.i 1st Meh MtHI 4 ama. ELY BHOTHERiyM Wliwa Su.New Tor, rd ft. A- . I . S P COLD Iffl HEAD. V M LM tiy Pushing Liniment j! Meticsk MirsTAMt Lrsmr.sT cures Pn-ia. ' Old Sojuta, Caicsi. Urusts, Uri juuiatiuh. j fvV sm r I m 3 li tig a v Um pa I .m ii i 8 ZM-hl ZJr mil w rsa I ii h I tosOll F girl 19' Wi h i"W 'ii AH I MnjjnpnOjsA iwofrf.w.1 oj BUjcnjff r m aj)i2iiwvj 'iNaitiNiT; omvibuw iivoixun w lhy3u.ii.1-g Suepsil Is tlio oldpat and mnet popular pclcntfflo nrd nieehniiical paper puhllphod and has the Inrjrst circulation of any jiappr of Its clnH in tho world. Fully illustrated. Best class of Wood Knirrnv Ings. Published weekly. Send for specimen copy. Price f.". a year. Four months' trial, 1. MUNN St CO., PuuusncitH, 801 Droadway, N.V. ARCHITECTS Jt BU1LDEBQ Edition of Scientific American. O A great success. Each Issue contains colnred lithographic platos of country and city residen ces or public buildings. Numerous eneravina dnd full plans and upeclflcatlons lor the use of such us contemplate building. Price t'i.M n yenr, 25cts. a copy. MUNN & CO., PUULISHKHS. IATEIITS may be soonr ed by apply ing to JU'NV & Co., who have had over M40 years' experience and have made over 100.UOO applications for American aud For eign patents. Rend for Handbook. Corres pondence strictly conrldential. TRADE MARKS. ' fn case your mark Is not registered in the lat Bvit Office, apply to Mitnn & Co., and procure Immediate protection. Send for Handbook. COPYRICHTS for books, charts, maps, tc, quickly procured. Address ItlUNN cV CO., Patent SallcltorB. Gcneual Oppicb: 801 Broadway. N. T. "When 1 sny Cube I do not menn morely to stop them for a time, and then have them ro turn again. I mkan A RADICAL 1 have mada the disease oi FITS, EPILEPSY or TALLHIO SI0SUESS, A life-long ettidy. I TVAnnAVT my remedy in Cuhk the wornS'CHtfco. l'.n;:uit' oLiiois h:iv. fi.iledisno rouson for not nownviuvm;!; a cure, fcendatonee for a treatise raiila 1 1:1::; r.or i l-ti Of niV INFALURLB l.CSfSHY. C'fi Esprcs and. i'o-t Oflico. It co-ii-i yo;: ' i'..':.- j t;i' A trial, and it will euro yon. -OJii..:': H.Q. ROOT, M.C., 1 33 Pea;:, C v., t i 'A WEEK Club System while as convenient to the buyer as anv instalment system, is jV system to us. The f ,-Uj. co-operation of s warencs in eacn rniLH. 38Vatch Club, undweget cash from the Cluh for each watch before it goes out, though each member only pays $1 a week. This is why we give you more for your money than any one else and why we are doing the largest uiatrh ViiicinreB In tho. wfirlrl. Wc Rail only first quality goods, but ourfT. prices are about what others get f..r sec- is a substantial Silver (not imitation oj any kind) Stem-Wind American Lever Watch either hunting case or open. Our 8 i5.00 Watch is a Stem-wind , OpenFace, first quality, stilTtncd Gold American Levcr&tcb.,piaratiteett0 zvtar 20 years. It is fully equal to any i watch sold for by others. Ve find a first-class Stiffened Gold Case much more satisfactory and serviceable than any Solid Gold Case that can be sold at less than double the money, as cheap solid cases are invariably thin, weak. ot tow quality, and worthless' after rRrSi short use. Uur WatcH contains numerous important patented im provements, of vital importance to accur-l :iltin,mr,.Hy n.,riAf V4 Cr-.., It'in&r'c. , which I we control exclusively. It isfullyequalforaccuracy, appearance, dura- rJ bility and service, to any $7$ Watch, either Open Face or Hunting. Our $43.00 Rail- road Watch is especially constructed fori the mostexacting use, and is the best Rail-; r;4 road Wati;h made. Open Face or Hunting, j All tnese vras are either all cash or in clubs, J Aeents Wanted. Aiax Watch Insulator, $1.00 i p, rrwt un.leoilou sff.lu.l niapi.rtl.m. i"i(..ir.-i,',. Sent tv iiitill oi, rwlut " t T-rl Crf e-' i":t i.,v rial ia(rinr,s GUIDE, 124 pp.) pr'cecTi!y25c((?osljgfl5tajnpj; 9tS AeivlnK-Mnehli o it once en 1 11 1 trade is all ptm. ticjae enr m. hiawl tuul (Dixit sthfi, iha Mrli i m, we win tend f pee to ot pfreoa in each loraUtjr.tbe vn bell tew insT-marfein marl 1 th wofld.wiih all th aiUihrntnt w- wijl aio rea roi .tii lUc oi out ttl and 1uat ip Ample. In rttura we aik ihat i now what ttTfX. to iltoor t may ealt ti rr.ur btntcand n-t : nontlvl all bil biiie rur o rorrcrtr. Ihit rtind Btaoime tat artar ur Mitajcr patent tai-b hai run r.ui h. torr at.-n ranrtitHftr.iit fir flltH. Kith tl FREISS .bine ia. the wi"4- i attakai laMba1' racial rrr.it. rm. avr trve (ba beat aaw np-aaschiiM m liit -r J. a- anaat line of saartt of b'fh arlCTtt afauwn t TUlCAtU.Uai ?4t, Ami A.,Ml., M ...Ok 81.00 a WCflc, An Ax TTdfrrA T I.uulatut give free with tachWutch, iY!7CI tVt The Keystone Watch Club Cofetfe Mala Ofaca Ir Co'. Cwn (allnlaa tjM TU 00't WAlhiJT ST. FHItAlt, PA.X-.TR;, fc-J Report IriesSts, Trwlnlaricf, ScriaLMtpfovvnsites, &fM00, PrmildrnFill.jArlu.i j54bting CoMhModsritT.rmf. mm I TflrH ! : , u l ; r1-