SIXTH YEAR.
EPPNER, MORROW COUNTY, OREGON, THURSDAY, JANUARY 10, 1889.
NO. 303.
THE GAZETTE
ISSUBD EVES,! THURSDAY AFTERNOON. DT
OTIS PATTERSON,
U $1.00 per Mtr, 1. 25 tor six month.. J0.75
or t h?e. month.; in advance. If paid tor at tae
nd ( six month., ti.X3 e year will be charged.
ADTIRT1BINO RATES.
1 inek., .ingle column, per month,.. t I SO
1 " " ' "' '(
S ' " 850
j ' 15.00
SOUBLK COUTH N.
,.v .-.$800
It !".T:v:."v."V.:".v.iv.v."y.v.".v.".'.'.'JAi
IM-al advertising 10c per line. Koch subse
,ut in75o" at naif rate.. Beecial raU;s will
h.Vrd for personal dii! andpolit.ralsliuih.
Mil rinfi iriiiiin Pt.nr.oyer.
PM.ut atate (, w NV,jbb
Treasurer v u M,.vTOT
rV-t. ;.traelion . U. ail .mw.
J aigo .Th District -
Uieltiot Attorney w- L"'-
HOBROW OOTJNTT. .
Joint Senator W
k.pre.entutWe -. jiiu.10n.
i uouty Judg:..; V 11 vu. J A.
Commissioners J- "' J-
Thompson. T,. Andrew
.. J"? ;T. 11. Howard.
' Treasurer ... : V N. rt TO
l.orouer
IlKPfNBBTOWN 0FFICUU3.
,, ...Honry lilackman.
'i'-; E. K. Swiiihiu'i.e.lilhs
1 Y GkrVSu George Noble, J. B.
m. an.. W. J. McAtee. j Bllo(,k.
Ilrrrfrr ..M. ('.. MclJungal.
JruMum 3.1). Loeknaue.
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ii.vii';. Visum oiiiiIiim" tor.h-
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l W. ToCNGO.'lia. i.co. sec r.
Dan. Bonci r.er-ekuh IVg. N";'8:,0-,0
month. Kemper. .J,the Hinton.tI. It.
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nth.rdayioi
moulii o..u Master.
WllL A.KlB,BecrHiiry.
"U. WSJ'at tT." ueSal"
V tt,t:"tay1?"n,D?f. tinS ftto" welcomed,
llaea mooting. Vmung or eUoe, N. U.
S. V. Xilw.B.Bac
tm itt third Wouneijuaj". " -- --- ,
ay ol t-acn iiitwiw..
llarrio Stanley, N. U.
. N. Hareman. Sec.
A. L. FOX, Vh. 0. AND M. D.
Srtk&tt cl tke Gniversity of Michigan.
CLASS OF '6970
Oflico in Fiist Rational
Bank,
Htppnrr, -
U. W. KEA,
AUr Bfry-a t-Law,
.Notary Tublie and
Justice ol tlio Peace.
HEPPNEIv, vuss-
OI l'U'K OrKN ATALliimU"3
GE0. WM. WEIGHT,
ATTSfiM AT LAW AND NOTARY ITBLIC.
Opposite Gazette 0!c,-, Heppner.
t,;!; i.. ""u -
lo!il alieiiih-d to. .
Attorn ev -a t- Law
Notary - - - Public,
1TIPFNV.U, OEEGON.
rratccuti! Attorney for Seventh Ju-
dicial District.
Will five prompt attention to an and
all hminetx entrusted to him.
FFICB on Main Street, over Liberty Mar-
xr Ti 1.V, TKVBE.
J'rfessional Herder of Bricks
and BilUeqoais''
Lone TUak : ' ' Oregon.
TrVt.alw-P-rcha.e negotiated at. low
..mmlMion. and a general line of ram brokerage
rnniat-M. Oathere from the tangee at shetrmg
urlakllmcksUt haTeeeon nyoaeA U
I l "fd.atand.alphur, payeforbucke
for, and make, general deliveries
"io.;eTplace. between the middle and last
t October. .
Xn t Dollar and Ten Vents a Head.
u i: J11UN.O.N. W XL. -AtlttiBun.
JOHNSON HAHHI)X,
Contractors and
. Builders.
Cell on them t the Horrow nnilding, Comer
Kail end May etreeu. ana gci
knil-i-g before contracting elsewhere.
MONEY SAVED!
Painting and Papering Done by
By GetUag yaw
r: a. ford.
BIG
PAI-tTING
A8-lty llhop. First Do. r Bout h of Brewery
CHAR. M. j JOKES'
HTer ' Barber Shop !
' Imthe'
(Htt Botel. West Main St.. Beppner.
iBi-te-t8.BhmP nd Hair
eta is he higbeet ttyle of the art.
.T .fnBT-818.
T.TBT.RTI
MRAT MARKET,
TtATtt SPRAY, rroprKiur.
rw IX ena, "
YOU CA-f SUBSMD sr v.
ANY NEWSPAPER
GAZETTE SHOP.
ff jra Chg er Commission-
1 " a-.ai n r n rv u
sS: LAW.
3. It. Kaddock. Lotria Maddoci. Bdob Fiiuw
Maddock & Fields,
lleppner Oregoo. '
! njan Business Nov 1st, 1888.
OH K E OPPOSITE GAZETTE.
TRANSACT A GENERAL BANKING BUSINESS
BXCHANGB
ln ull parte of the world bought and .old.
Collections Made at all Points
On Reasonable Terms.
J. Q Maddock Manager.
First National Bank
OF HEPPNEB,
A. RHEA. HUGH FIELDS,
President. Vice-President.
George W. Consor, Cashier.
Trr.iiBfiots a General Ban king Business
EXC HAN" GE
On ell parts of the world
Bought and, Sold,
Collections made ut all points on Sea
sonable Terms.
T HIS PIOKBBK
J 6 w b I m Estallistot
;l-or--
Still Comtinueg to Sell
WATCHES, -
CLOCKS ,
I "ST.
T Pi ;..
A large stock of Gold Pens, Ame
thyst and Cameo Gold Rings,
Gold and Silver Watches- Always
A Full Line of '
3Vt USICAU IJWSS'S'I-TT-
IIiib been added, to bis large and well
selected stock.
REPAIRING A SPECIALTY AND ALL
WorU OJ--d.vrxatood.
STOKE opposite Minor, Dodson & Co'b May tit.
1 1 fc X pner, m m m Oregon
' ' , CALL ON-
Jons Davidson,
AT THB
BE L V E D E R E
SALOON
Opposite Livery Mtable.
Heppner, Oregon.
At this favorite rosort will slwayi be
found the beat brands of
WINES, LIQUORS
AND CIGARS.
A FIRST-CLASS BILLIARD TABLE
j for the amunement of guests.
California, Oregon and
IDAHO
STAGE COMPANY.
J. B. lieeue', Supt.
Arliron rjt.ige leave. Heppner, 6:30 A. U
" arrive. " UD P. M.
Pet.illftim ' leaves ' B:30 A. M
, ' arrives " 4M. P. M.
Fare to Arlington, - ;.- ' $4 00.
Fare to Pendleton, - . 85.00.
Freight 2 oents per pound.
ED. E. BISHOP, Ao't.,
Heppner, Ogn
Arlikgtoh, Meat
.' ' Market.
Beef, 5 '
Perk,
Fish,
' Sausage,
Etc.
Varney & Putnum
Arlington Or.
3. P. FLOEENCI. g TLOBESO
FLORENCE BROTHERS,
STOCKRAISERS !
HEPFNEfl - OREOOH.
Cattl hrmn()ryT nni nar-mrurkMl aa-iihown aboT.
ftnnm F on ruht h,MiIrfr.
Onr Mttle nvtrm in Marrow, OiUinni. Umtillft
nH WRsenconnfiiMi. Wo will pay 1100.00 re
ward fmr ti ftrrwt und (sonviction of tny psraon
it ral f mr ti'ck.
The BTJTX-B' OTmiX li
ieeaed Karek aa Sevt,
each rear. It la an eaer
cloeedie t BMfnl Icfor.
metiom far all who pur.
mh aaa tka lararies er the
MoaeeUtae of Ufa. Wi
gaa alotke Ton and foratah yon with
all tha neeeeeary and nnneoeeiarr
'applian oea to ride, waUt, danea, alaea,
at, flea, hunt, work, o to eharek,
ar lUy at homa, and la renou. aiaaa,
atrlaa and qtuntltlaa. Joet figure oat
what Is required ta da all thaaa thiage
I0HF0RTIILT. and roa aaa make jfetr
aetlmata at the valoe at tka BUTBBvr
aUU , which will ha aaat apaa
receipt af 10 aaaa aa ey aaenge.
MONTGOMERY WARD A CO.
U-Ua Mta-ia-i (, OaJeaaxi.Iii.
D
RNER -REAL ESTA'
IN ANY CHOSEN
iDW FROM 25
BY MARCH 1st, 1889.
Therefore he who hesitates about inresting
will find out to his sorrow that at least one
fourth of h is opportunity for gain in the year
is lost.
i V
nit! U
M
iura t(U
For less money , than can be purchased in the
more advanced towns outside of the county.
BECAUSE SHE HAS NEVER UADABOOM,
IENCE?
HER VALUES
, And is the natural
of country.
BECAUSE SHE HAS ACENTRAL POSITiON
HERE ARE SOME BARGAINS IN
TOWN AND COUNTRY
N
400 acres, uader fence, running water; 6 ucres oan be irrigated ; good house and
barn; controls goad range; one hundred aores cultivated, reat b trgnin ; price
on application. ' '
No. 2.
Corner Lot, 50x109; good neighborhood. $350.
No. 3.
Inside Lot, Ayers' addition. (300.
No. 4
Lot, 62x132. Can be irrigated, water handy. Good new house. One : fl
best bargains on my list $G50.
No. .5.
t Good 6-room bonsa, centrally located on large lot, 132x132, on easy terms.
No, 6.
Ranch of 1200 acres with running water. Good out rangvt. f good houses,
several bams and outbuildings. ' Just the thing for stockman.
Houses to Rent
SEVERAL CHOICE RELINQUISH
MENTS. Fre Conveyance for Intending Purchasers.
Heppner, Oregon.
11,
QUARTER, WILL
10 50 FEE GEH7.
be Had in
ARE REAL.
market for a large scope
O. 1.
'
iVbsolutcly Pure.
I Tf till owder never rariea. A marvolof Doritv
1 strength and wholesomenens. More economical
tlian the ordinary kinuB, and cannot be sold in
competition with the multitude of low tent, short
weight, alum or phoephnte powdora. Hold only
IN cans. ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO..
28-3S2 108 Wall Street. N. Y.
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this county. We desire ami endearor to make it
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resident of thin county. At the same time, in
thii- proxnwfiive ae. eTery farmer nhonld hate at
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'.?(ioiial HtfrlcnJiunil jouvnnl, in addition to hie
'lorn pttiwr; one devoted to all (he pumaits in
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Ho nends it for his hoiin nrtd daufthlera who are
arrowing into manhood and womanhood, and to
whom a paper of thin oharactei is of incalcula
ble benefit.
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MUHHAY MKD1CINR (O.,
K.in-.- ritv Mn
Scild in Heppner by A, D. JOHNSON k CO., sole
agent a.
NOTICE OP INTENTION.
Land Office at I Grande. Or., Dec. 14, '88.
Notice is hereby (riven that the fnllowinsr
named settler has filed notice of his intention to
make final proof in support of his claim, and
that the said oroof will he mAde hpfW th
county judge, or in his absence before the county
clerk of Morrow ooaaty, at Heppner, Oregon,
on Jan. 28, 1880, vis:
J. E. Freeman
Hd No. flnsi, for the WH 8K i. BW NK U, and
8K H NW H 2. Tp 2 M. K '29 K, W. M .
He namea the following witnesses to prove his
continuous residence noon, and cultivation ef,
said land, vie:
a"ka U OmtM r,A U Tii.l.'r. A Vi..n.
and fl. A.balisbnry and' Joha Hallally, of Lena!
Or.
Any person who desires to protest against the
allowaaoe of snch proef. or who knows of any
mdstantial reason, under ths law and the regula
tions of the Interior Department, wtiy snch proof
fhould net be allowed, will be given an opportu
nity aitbe above mentioned time and place to
orosA-examine the witnesses ef said nlmmaat, and
to oner evidence in reDattai or tbat submitted
by claimant.
SW-3 fl IMT Iff Ff EH ART, HCglSter.
JOOlf-fUTKD HOMKHTBAD.l
NOTICE OK INTENTION.
Land Office at Ttie Dalles, Or., Deo. 11, 'M.
Notice is hereby ai ven Uiat the folio wins? netned
settler has nleu notice ef his intention to
corn mate and make final proof in support of his
claim, and that said proof will be made before
ttie clerk of Morrow county, Or., at Heppner,
Or., on Jan. 21,1880, vis:
George W. Chapin,
d m. v the K 't SW U. and W NE U Bee.
r..Tp n ! ,v, W. M.
tu nu v ,r. Kiow'ug wunesses to prove his
''i"r . ' '1t,'o tioon. end coltivatioa of.
W. id In' r y; J
lewts W.rP-?'.ii.. . itiinllingaad J. C. Keith-
tr. of HHrrlin;e. Or., and (it. E. Wriuht. of
Ijone Rock, Or.
Anv rmrson whonnsiresto nrotest aminst the
ttlhwance of ennh tirwif. or who knows of anv
siiherentisl reop, d-' der the law and the reguia
tionsof the loterlnr Impertinent, why auch proof
slion'd not be allowed, will ha civen an eportn-
ttrattne anove-menttoefvl tune end place u
croie-examine the witneseoof said olatmanr nnd
to nffrw evideoee in rebuttal of that submitted nr
claimant.
F. A. MCDONALD, ttegister.
NOTICE OF INTENTION.
Land Ottn at T!ie Dalles Or.. Dec. 14, 'tt.
Rettoe is hereby ari ven that the fellowing-named
settler kaa tied notice ef his in tea ties to make
f nal preef in support of his eUira, and that said
6 roof will be made before the county clerk of
errew oonnty, Oregon, at Heppner, Oregon, en
Jan. !M, 1h9. vu:
Elbrulge II. Dicktnnt
D. 8. 4272, for the (4W KHec.t.Ta I B, R X,
W. M.
He names the followiea witnesses to orove bis
eontiauoaa reeidenos) upon, and cultivation of
said land, via:
J. J. M-0w, afoeenh Bannister, Fred Poppen
and Ben Poppen. all of Hardman, Or,
AnVDereon whodeeirea to oroteet arainst the
allowance of such proof, or wno knows of any
snhsUntial reason , onder the law and the regu
lations of the Interior Department, why each
proof should not be allowed, will be given an
opportunity at the above mentioned time and
elare U ere a eaaaalne the wiUtswses of said
elaisaant, and to offer evidence is rebutted of
that submitted by elwauwt.
mru f, A. Mf-Do4Ln. Hegister.
HET;:;h0D0XY OK ORTHODOXY
WHICH?
The Faith of the Latter Day Sain'e.
If the one who loved to do good, shnlJ
have done more good to hia fellow mat
than one who prrfosses belief iu Christ,
will his reward be greater or less? II
less, then God rewards for belief in its
abstract s mse. My text says for works.
James says, A faith void of works if
dead (of no avail). I will now quote the
word of Qod in support of the position
that all men shall be rewarded accord
ing to their works:
Rev. 22-12: "And, behold I oome
quickly, and my reward is with me, to
give every man according ns his works
shall be. For the son of man shall come
in the glory of his Father with His an
gels, and then He shall reward every
man according to his works." Matt. 16
27: "Notioe this time of reward is not
until he comes." 2 Cor. 5-10: "For we
must all appear before the judgement
seat of Christ, that every one may re
oeive ths things done iu his body, ac
cording to that he huth done, be it good
or bad." Acoording means that our re
wards shall be measured by our acts,
and that this shall be the judgment of
all. Jesus says punishment shall vary;
shall not all be the same. Those who
knows their Master's will nnd doolh it
not, shall be beaten with many etripos,
while those who did nut know his will
shall he beaten with few. Ha says, "It
3hall be more tobraHe for the land
(people) of Sodom iu the day of judg
ment, than for Cliarazin nud Bethaaida."
Ood would have rewarded ns accord
ing to merit, if Christ had never came
into the world, and would ns surely
have punished ns for onr . wrong-doing.
From them aud their oonaeqnenoes,
Christ oarae to save us, and without ac
cepting him there is no rolease, no for
giveness, we are left to receive our re
gard for good and punishment for evil.
Jastioe demands this.
These degrees of reward and punish
ment neoesiarily require more than two
conditions. If the old idea of one heav
en and hell is true, where people are re
warded and puuished equally, acoording
to their works, the above of oourse is
untrue. Let ns to the law and testimo
ny: "if I speak not acoording to it, it
is becnusa there is uo light in mo."
The following shows the fnturo condi
tions to be as various as our works:
1 Cor. 15-22: "For aa iu Aduin all die
even so in Christ shall ull be innde alive.
But every man in his owu order," which
shows that there are dilforent dogroos of
erder in which men stand in the rossrar-
rectiou Verba 30: "All Hush is not
tho saino Hcsh; but thero is one kind of
flesh of men, another of flesh of beasts
aud anothor the flesh of fishes, and an
other the flesh of birds. Thero are only
oelestinl bodies and terrestrial bodies;
but the glory of the celestial is ono and
the glory of the terrestrial is another.
There ia oue glory of the suu and anoth
er of the moon, nnd another of tho stars;
for ono star diiluroth from nmilhar in
glory. So also is tho rosaiuvuoliun of
tha dead.
l'nnl has here used the starry heavens
to elucidate our future oonditio'is; the
son, moon, and stars, which is a ateiil
figure, when we consider how various
are the works of mou. lie distinctly
snya that ns theso luminous orbs vary in
their degree of brilliancy, so does the
restureolinn of the dead'. Now, just as
muoh dilloreuoe as there iu between the
sun nnd a star, is tha difference thfre
will ho iu the hereafter. That wiwl'miPs
nndeihtiioding of thu motler, which is
further seen by tho statement he nwkpg
in 2 Cor. 12-2: Ho says ho know a m;'ii
man that iriu brought up to tlia third
heaven, which ho Bay 3 wan paradise. The
statement that he was taken np to the
third hoavou proves that there are two
more at least, which agrees with his il
lustration of the sun, moon and stars,
which shows tho reward of some to be
very small.
But Jesus says, "And whosoever shall
give to drink unto one of these little ones
a enp of oold water only, in the name of
a disoiple, verily I sny unto you he shall
in no wise lose bis reward." Huoh
would be a small matter to be rewarded
for, but he nsed this figure to show that
no matter how small the aot, it would
bring its reward.
Is it heterodoxy to teaoh the above and
orthodoxy to teach that if a man shall
have done acts of kindness all bis life,
ministered to the widow nod fatherless,
kept himself unspotted with the sur
rounding vioes, which James says is true
and undefiled religion, but failed to be
lieve iu God, must go to hell and remain
there, notwithstanding the fact that he
is being told in somo six buudrod differ
ent ways, to serve him?
Jesus says in John 14-2 "In my Fath
er's bouse thcra are many mansions."
"Father's house" means Ood's kingdom;
"mansions" meaus places of abode in
that kingdom, or future condition,
whiob plnoos are many, he says, and
Paul says they differ as do the sun and
stars.
In Matt. 2-r. 34 Jesus snvs: "Then
slim) th' Kinn my unto them on his
right hud, 'Come thou blessed of my
Father,' " . to. There aro three parties
meoti-o). d in this connection; one ohms
w 8 '! m ; I liemotH toev ministered to
thii.r i-i ,h:n n, toe other wi curded be-
ounse ti fv did i.ot. It dues not appear
that either of the two knew or believed
ChriRt, which O'eurly showi that, re
ward Ur loiiw of vo id d 'o h. Let
man learn that in servimj his neighbor,
be is serving Lis Creator.
HntAM L Hoivr.
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(liTJXB SHARP.)
Mr. Robert Barr, the "Luke Sharp" of
the Detroit Free Press, is a humorous
writer who bas earned a reputation sec
ond only to that of M. Quad, a sketch ol
whom we published last week.
Like M. Quad, "Luke Sharp" was dis
covered by the Free Press. In 1875 he
was teaohing school in Canada. During
vacation time, he, in aompany with a
friend, made a voyage in a small skiff
from Detroit to Buffalo along the south
shore of Lake Erie. The tripocoupieda
couple of weeks, and M r. Barr, under the
nom deplume of "Luke Sharp," wrote
several papers detailing the experiences
of himself and friend, and sent them to
the Free Press. The artioles were pub
lished, running several weeks, and they
immediately attracted wide attention,
being reprinted entire in many other pa
pers. Those who were so fortunate af
to read them, will easily remember the
exquisite, side-splitting style in wbioh
the adventures of "Luke" and bis friend
"Mao" were ohronicled.
"Luke Sharp" was at onoe offered a
a position on the Free Press Btaff, and
he has siuoe written exclusively for that
paper, delighting thousands each week
with his laugh-provoking sketches.
In 1881 Mr. Barr was sent to England
to establish the European edition of the
Free Press, and in July of that year the
paper was issued at 525, Strand, London,
where it is still published with ever
increasing suooesg. Mr. Barr spent
nearly three years in traveling over the
greater part of Europe, writing aooounts
of his journeyiugs for the Free Press.
It is his purpose to spend several months
during the coming year in visiting oth
er poiuts of interest in tho old world,
and readers of the Free Press will doubt
loss be treated to a series of interesting
and humorous letters iu his own inimi
table s'.yle. "Luke Sharp" is a genial
Scotohmau, a native of Glasgow, Bnd
still a yonng man on tha sunny side of
forty; in the opiuion of his many friends
his best work is yet to come. The Hepp
ner Gazette aud the Detroit Free Press
tor 82.60, cash.
The Fineat Yet.
We refer to the Buasoll Morgan
printing compnuy's calendar for 18S!, a
copy of which is now before us.
The onlondur oonsists of twolve sheets
(one for eaoh mouth) of ooated board,
size 12x7 inches, in from niue to twelve
oolors and gold from engraved met
al plates oostiug over $2000. Each page
is entirely difforeut from the othors, and
are all new new and original designs il
lustrating the origin and use of playing
cards.
January opens with a story of the
playing card its origin: "Midst au
stere walls of a convent gray," wli'ob is
carried through by different representa
tions and descriptions to the end, De
cember, showing the "house of cards'
aud a view of the it u use II & Morgan
company's baildiug, the largest playing
oard factory on earth.
This is the most elaborate aalondnr
ever produoed, aud while the Russell &
Morgan company havo not forgotten to
work in u fair amount of advertising per
tiuetit to thoir business, the calendar
itself is a most practical one. The fig
ures are large aud plain, aud on tho back
of the Deeembor sheet is furnished a full
commercial oaleudar for tho years 1889
ami 1890, with the oouseoutive figures so
useful to book-keepers nud business
men who wish to make a "note" of time.
A notioe printed on the face of the oal
endar advises us that sample copies of
the oalendar will be mailed to any ad
dress upon receipt of twenty-five oents.
Remedy for D -unkennese.
The Russian physician aud publicist
Portugaloff declares that strychnine in
sub-cutaneous injections is an immedi
ate and infallible remedy for drunken
ness. The ornving of the inebriate for
drink is changed into positive aversion
in a day, and after a treatment of eight
or ten days the patient may be discharg
ed. Fven should the appetite return
mouths afterward, the first attempt to
resume drinking will produce such pain
ful and nnuseous sensations that the
person will turn away from the liquor in
disgust. The strychnine is administer
ed by dissolving one grain in two hun
dred drops of water, and injecting five
drops of the solution every twenty-four
hours. Dr. Portugaloff reoommends the
establishment of inebriate dispensaries
in connection with police stations New
Orleans fioayune.
Send. Along Another.
Andoveii, N. Y., Deo. 21, 1888.
To the Editor of the Oregonian:
If you can spare us a man about the
size of the one you sent us at the open
ing of the last fall oampiiign to help us
through tho next oue, we shall be vory
thankful indeed. The republican gain
of fifty-three votes in our town is attrib
uted more to tho client of the speech
made by the Hon. Kufus Mallory of
jour city nt our ratification meeting than
to any other caune. What the effect
would have been had he gone through
old Alleghany county" you enn imag
ine. The way Mallory handled the free
traders was vry de u irn izing to tho
democrats. If you let him oome again
give him time to go through the state.
A. M. B.
what She Would Have.
The following actually ooourred in
a certain locality in this place, says the
Truokee Republican. A lady teacher
was instructing a young olass in the
meaning of different words, principally
by illustration. At length the word
"husband" was reached. To make it
(dearer for thorn she said: "Supposing
that I should get married, what would it
be that I would buvef" For a few mo
ments their little heads were busy try
ing to oomprehend what it won Id be,
when one bright little fellow with bis
face boaming with satisfaction at having
solved the problem, shouted out: "A
baby, ma am.
Alter the Reeult.
Election Btories are still in order, sad
lere is one which is amusing those wha
iear it: A native of a neighboring state
.vho may just as well be called Pete, who
las always been a republioan, the day
lefore eleotion acoosted a fellow-towns
nan, a well-known democrat, and said:
'Well, Josh, old man, I'm going to vote,
for Cleveland; tariff reform catches me
I never voted s demooratio ticket, bnt
I'm going to vote for Cleveland." Josh
oongratulatod him on big couveruoD,
said a few encouraging words and pass,
ed on. The day after the election, wha
the result was known, they met again
and Pete said: "You know, Josh, whal
t said about voting for Cleveland? Well,
I went home and told my wife about it
and she says, 'Petie, yau must vote for
Harrison. I says. 'No. Marv. I m on.
ingto vote for Cleveland.' She got
down on her knees and begged me: '01
Petie, don't vote for "Cleveland; you
must vote for Harrison.' But I wag
firm and said. 'No. I'm aroinir to vote for
m , - m. . ....
v.w.uo.uu. XU. UDAI 1UU1U1U) UO BUD
was sinning bright and beautiful, and
my wife gays: 'Petie. this is God's own
day; this is Harrison's day; you must
vote for Harrison.' I says, 'No, Mary,
I'll be d d if I do: I'm coiner in vnta
for Cleveland. I got on the train and
went to vote, and on my way to the polls
I met my brother-in-law, and I told him
1 was going to vote for Cleveland. He
pleaded and begged and craved with
me, too, and don't you know, Josh, after
all I wont and voted for Harrison I"
Josh believes it like the old woman
kept hotel.
Senator Jones, of Nevada, tells the
following story. He says the incident
actually happened in one of the little
mining towns of his state: One night
at the leading-saloon of this little Uwn
a party of a half-dozen were playing po
ker. Among the players was a very nice
young fellow, a graduate of Yale college,
and a man who bad been quite success
fill at mining, and had at the same time
made himself quite popular with his fel
lows. Another member of the party
was a one-eyed stranger; and the rest
were made up of other honest miners
about the oamp. The play went on from
early in the evening until about mid
night, and all the time the one-eyed man
seemed to got all the good hands. Sev
eral times the college graduate thought
he saw that the man was oheating, but
did not appear to notioe it At mid
uight the college graduate rose np and
said; "Gentlemen, we are all tired of
playing, aud some of us are about broke.
I propose now that we take a reoess,
and have sume oysters and champagne.
After we are through, e will throw
away these cards, get a new deck and
see if our luok don't ohange. We will
set out to have a square game, and"
here he looked hard at the one-eyed
stranger, ns be put his baud on the re
volver nt his belt "the first man we
oatoh oheating we will shoot out bis oth
er eye." Well, the motion was oarried
the oysters were eaten and the luok did
ohange. The one-eyed man lost every
cent of his winnings, and as daylight
broke through the dirty panes of the sa
loon windows he arose and deolared
himself dead broke. -
In the old ooaohiug days in England
speed wns of the first cansideration, and
the stoppages at the wayside stations
were of very limited duration. At an
inn the travelers would hardly have
made a fair start in appeasing their
hunger when the guard would be heard
calling upon them to take their seats,
which with mouths full and still hungry,
thoy would be foroed to do, tuough
with a bad graoe and growl, the ac
knowledged privilege of Englishmen.
A story is told of one passenger, howev
er, who was equal to the oooasion.
Leisurely Bipping bis tea and eating his
toast, this traveler was found by the
landlord in the breakfast-room when
the other passengers were seated and
the ooacb was ou the point of startiug.
Boniface appealed to him to take hia
place, or he would beleft behind. "But,"
said the traveler, "that I will not do till
I have a spoon to sup my egg." A glance
apprised the landlord that not a spoon
adorned the table, and, rushing out, he
detained the ooacb while all the passen
gers were searobed for the missing arti
cles. Then out oame the satisfied trav
eler who also submitted te the searoh,
and afterward mounted the coach; and,
as the mail drove off, he oalled to the
landlord to look inside the teapot, where
the artful traveler had placed the spoons,
with the double object of oooling the
tea for his second oup and detaining the
tha eoaoh till he drank it.
A West End gentleman (says the Bog
ton Globe) reoontly attended a poker
party, where he indulged in numerous
glasses of wine, and parted with most of
bis cash. Midnight found him on Tre
mont Street with just sixty-five oents in
bis pooket a fifty-cent piece, a dime,
and a nickel. Hailing a berdio, he re
quested the driver to take hira to bis
home on Boyixton Street. Wben tie
latter was reached, the gentleman, pro
ducing his half-dollar, asked the driver
if he had a quarter. The driver, after
oareful Hearch, regretted that be had
lothiriL' Bin dler than a dollar, wbieb be
produced. The gentleman, feeling poor,
van disinclined to pay double fare, and
iho berdio driver was equally averse to
ic iei'tiiig fittoeu oenta for his fare. They
pondered over the matter a while, and
it lust a happy thought struok the gen
tleman. "I will tell you, be said, "here
are the sixty-five oents; you give me the
dollar that will be near enough." The
driver handed over the dollar, thanked
the gentleman for bis kindness and
drove away; and the gentleman, pleased
with his own ingenuity, entered the
bouse, where it flashed across him what
he had done.
Btaaaing of Sleep.
Da. Flint's Rbmedt, for the man or
woman who finds himself or herself un
able to sleep nights, is an invaluable
medio.ne, which will not only prooure
the blessing of sleep, bnt will prevent a
general breaking down of the system.
Descriptive treatise with each bottle; or,
address Maek Drug Co., N. Y.