SIXTH YEAR. ;
HEPPNER, MORROW COUNTY, OREGON, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 1888.
NO. 293.
THE GAZETTE
I88UID ITHRY THHBSDAT AFTKBKOOB. Bt
OTIS PATTERSON,
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(or tl.rw months; in sdviincB. If paid for at U
ml of si month, S'iSO a year will be charged.
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tie charged for personal digs and political slash.
OISXIGI-OIT OPFIOLa.IjS.
(jovernor
Kho. of State
Treaaurer
Knot. Instruction
JudK" Beveutli District.
rj. Pennoyer.
G. W. McBndo.
0. W. Webb.
E. B. McElroy.
...t, J. H. Bird.
W. K. Ellis.
District Attorney.
MOHBOW COUNTY.
Joint Senntor
representative
t'oiuity Jude....
' Commissioners .
Thompson.
Clerk
" Sheriff
Treasurer
" Assessor
' Knrvevor
J. P. WaROr.
T. K. Ml.
Win, Mitchell.
J. li. Ely, J. A.
...C. K Andrews.
,...T. H. Howard.
Geo. Noble.
J. J. McUue.
.Julius Keitliley.
' School Sup't..
..J. 1. Blarney.
Corouer A.J. Bliobe.
hbppnbb town officeks.
Hyor , Henry Blackman.
Coiinciinen. . . '. E. K. Swinburne, KUis
Minor, 8. P. Garrisues, Goorue Noble, J. 11.
Natter and W.J. McAtee.
Hecorder , F J fjallock.
Tressurer M. C. McDougal.
Marshal J, D. Looknaiie.
KEPPHEB BOCIETIES.
Doris Lodne No. 20 K. of P. meets ev
eryTuosdnyevoninftat7.80o'clock m 1.
O. 0. V. Hall. Sojourning brothers cor
dially invited to al tend.
J. W. Mobrow, C. C.
E. R. SWIKBURNII, K. of li. 4 S.
Willow Lodge. No. 6ti I. 0. 0. F.
,uutu uuarv WeilllHHdav PVetlinK Bt
? 8 o'clock. Visiting brothers coidi
allv welcomed. Gbo. Noble, N. (i.
C. W. Yjjnggbbn. Kec. Bec'y.
BnnsBouci KebekahDei!. No. 88 I. 0. 0. F.
meets second and .fourth Saturdays of each
month. Members of the UeKroe cordially wel
comed. Mas. II. E. Hinton, N. G.
Heppner Lodes, No. 611 A. F. ft A. M.
Vy meets every tirst and third Saturdays o
V each mouth. .
Frank Gilliam Master.
Will A. Kirk, Secretary.
llone Balm Lodge No. 82, 1. O. O. F. meets ev
..u.t,,nl.,.,nniijul o'clock at the usual
lace of meeting. Visiting brothers welcomed.
.T .1 M(ee. N. (t.
i. W. Miles, It. Sec.
miscietoe neireiuw uv&ivv uwp,o u'
tint and third Wednesday of eaoh month.
t:arrie Stanley, N. G.
' N. Hardman. Sec.
... .... . T ,l, 95 mODt
PEOFESSIOnAL.
A. L. FOX, Pb. 0. AND M. D.
Graduate Gf the University of Michigan.
CLASS OF '69-70
Special attention given to diseases of w,.raen
and children. Office in P. O. Borg s building.
Gr. W. liEA.
AttcratY-at-Law, ,
Notary " public 6(ia
rat's,
OFFICE 0ecUT ALL HOUKB
GEO. WM. WBKJUT,
ATTORNEY AT LAW AND NOTARY PUBLIC.
Opposite. Gazette Office, Heppner.
LAN FILINGS, Contested Entries, Reliable
li.surauco. Louus made and collections
promptly attended b.
W. E. ELLIS,
Attorney-at-Law
Notary -
Public,
HEPPNER, OEEGON.
Prosecuting Attorney for Seventh Ju
dicial District.
Will give prompt attention to anj and
all business entrusted to him.
OFFICE on Main Street, over Liberty Mar.
ket
CABFITTEi:9, ETC.
U. C. JOHNSON. W. M. HAHK180N.
JOHNSON As HARRISON,
Contractors and
Builders.
Call on them at the Morrow Building, Corner
Main and May streets, and get their figures on
building before contracting elsewhere.
E. NORDYKE,
THE WAGON ARTIST,
Ann ounces thnt h is fully prepared todo Wan
on Work and all kinds of Wood Hutchoring in a
tirut-AlnHH manner at Bhort notice. Otiice on
Main Htroet. Heppner, opposite Lttezer & Thomp-
on b hardware store.
ONEY SAVED!
Getting your Painting and Papering Done by
f
R. A. FORD.
SIGN
: r PAINTING
A Specialty Shop. First Do ir mth of Brewery
MEAT
LIBERTY
MEAT MARKET,
McATBE fc SPRAY, Proprietor.
1UIEHH BEEF, MUTTON AND FOUR CON
sUntly on hand at reesonable prices; also
bwloirna and porlt sausas-e, neau cneeoe, wn,
New Red Front, Main street, Heppner. 178
CHAS. M. JONES'
la Hie
Inuow turning oat Shares, ghauipooH and Ilair-
cuU in Uie highest style of the art.
NOTICE OF INTENTION
t .r.rl nfrlw t TAirnnHA. Or.. Oct. 18. '88.
Notice is hereby Riven that the following-named
..i.. t... fiiius nntiM nf hiA intention to make
final proc f in aupport of his claim, and that aaid
nniof will be made before the county clerk of
Morrow county aixieppuci, w., w ...
lean, vis:
George II'. Page,
II. 8. So. 1907, for the BE It of Sec, 27, Tp. a 8, R
98 E. W. M. ...
He names the following witnesses to proie
hieooutiuuons residence upon, and culUTaUon
ilia. Lol. PC. fresswell. and John Clark, of
Jleppner, and John w. taewaiieo, oi iaiiiuju
Any person who desires to protest against the
allowance of such proof.-or who knows of any
snbsMuitial reason under the law and the je'il
.. r ,1, IntArinr Denarunent. why such proof
floold not be allowed, will be gien au opptrt
Bityatlhe abore mentioned time and place to
ciosa-examine the witneoe. of said claimantand
tu ofler eTldenc in reouisai oi iumu. i
atw HraTBiHT.Rur
jwjLs
fill
Absolutely Pure.
This powder never varieB. A marvel of purity
strength and wholesomeuess. More economical
than the ordinary kinds, and cannot be sold in
competition with the multitude of low test, short
weight, alum or phoHiiliate powders. Hold only
IN CANS. HOVAL BAKING POWDEH CO..
284-882 100 Wall Street, N. Y.
First National Bank
OF HEPPNER, ,
C. A. RHEA, HUGH FIELDS,
President. Vice-President.
J. G. Muddoek, Cashier.
Transaots a General Banking Business
EXCHANGE
On ab parta of the world
Bought and Sold,
Collection!! made at all points on Rea
sonable I'crms.
PETER O. BORG,
Heppnbk,
Okugon
JJHALEH IN-
Watches and Clocks,
1
welry, Etc.
GOLD PENS,
Amethyst, Cameo and Diamond
Gold Rings, Gold and Silver
W atches.
Ail other nrtiolea usually kept in a Jew
elry Store.
AIRING A SPECIALTY,
lij-lj Villi, rr n-ii- ,
--ASrTED.-
8T0KE apposite Minor, Dorlson A Go's May Ht.
COOPER'S
Sheep Dipping Powder
IS USED ON
50 MILLION SHEEP ANNUALLY.
IT IS A
COLD WATER DIP
. AND IS THE
Cheapest, Safest and
Best
CURE FOR SCAB.
It has been in use half a century
and applied to more sheep than
are now existing on the earth.
Snell, hleitshu fe Woodard,
Wholesale Agents, Portland, Or.
Kofililiuid Bros., .Portland.
Sold wholesale by Wasco Ware
house Co., The Dalles, Or., and
retailed bv all merchants.
H. B. LE FEVKE,
Professional Herder of Bucks
and BiUieqoats'
Lone Book, : : : Oregon.
Trades, sales and purchases negotiated at low
commission, and arteneral Hdo of ram brokerage
transacted. Gathers from the ranees at sheering
lima tnlrnn no !inck, rliHt have been ezoosod to
scab, dips, feeds salt and sulphur, pays for bucks
not accounted tor, and makes general deliveries
at convenient places between the middle and last
of October.
All for a Dollar and Ten Cents a Head.
California, Oregon and
IDAHO
STAGE COMPANY.
J. B. Xeeney, Supt.
Arlington Stage leaves Heppner, 6:30 k. M
" arrives " 4DU P. M.
Pendleton leaves " 8:30 A. M
" arrives " 4:30 P. M.
Fare to Arlington, - - 84 00.
Fare to Pendleton, - $5.00.
Freight 2 cents per pound.
ED. R. BISHOP, Ao't.,
Heppner, Ogn
NOTICE OF INTENTION.
Land Office at The Dalles. Or., Oct. 11, 1888
Noticit is hereby eiven that the following-
lumnl settler has tiled notice of hia intention
to make final oroof in enDDort of his claim, and
that aaid proof will be made before the judtft
of Morrow county. Or., at Heppner, Or., on No-
vember 24. Ibhh, via:
Olave Pearson,
Hd 1SWI. for the W H NW BE NW SW
W V Meo 14 Til 3 S nf 'it K.
Be names the following witneasefl to proTa
his eontinua residence upon, and cultivation
nt aaid uuifL vis:
A- b. Haines, Charles Anderson. J. W. AlstoU
and O. Li. Holmes, all ot r.mlit Mile. or.
aU-M F. A. McDoxaU.tiiiaur.
A'H'SA' GKNKRAL.
Many people suppose Arkitnsiis should
still be spelled as above, but such is not
the oase. The legislature some time ago
changed the name to Arkansas, and that
is the way it is now rendered by the in
habitants of the state.
Holeomb is at present general man
ager of the Oregon Bail way and Navi
gation Company, to which position he
was appointed on the recommendation
of Mr. Thos. J. Potter. He was former
ly ooDnected with the Chioago, Burling
ton & Quincy road, aud later with the
Chicago, Burlington & Northern.
City treasurer Thomas Axworthy, it is
learned, is proved to be a defaulter to
the extent of over $41)0,000. He hns
been missing for some time. He was
last seen iu New York on September
29th, aud is supposed to be now in Mon
treal. Attachments on all his property
have been issued to day by his bonds
men, who are his security for 9500,000.
Cleveland Dispatch.
The will of the late John Weut. worth
was admitted to probate at Chicago, on
Oct. 25. It shows that the deceased left
an estate valued at $1,506,000. The en
tire estate is left in trust to Mnses Went
worth, his nephew, for five years,, after
which it is to be dividt d between Moses
and Roxanuu Wentworth, except $1000
eaoh to several nephews and nieoes. The
will provides for the ereotiou of a big
monument, and directs that Motes pre
sent to the Chioago Historical Society
all the books in 'Wentworth's library he
does not want himself.
J. Mayers, a wealthy German of Kan
sas City, Mo., sent word to Bremen,
Germany, to have his niece, Bosa Maun,
about 16 years of age, make him a visit.
He received word that she had started
in the care of a a woman who happened
to be coming over on the same ship. As
she did not arrive at the expected time
he wrote to the commissioners of emi
gration at Castle Gardeu, mukiug in
quiries and giving description of her.
Au investigation at New York resulted
in asoertaiuing that the woman who
brought the girl over was a procuress,
and that she had seoreted her iu that
city; a detective located her and she
was released from the woman's clutches,
aud arrived here this moruing, her des
tination written on a tag tied to her
clothing.
On Oct. 10, a man who gave the name
of Bustig arrived at Victoria, B C, from
Portland iu company with G. E. Caukin
and registered at the Clarence. The
following evening Bustig endeavored to
get oashed a oheck in his favor on G-
resche. Green & Co., for $200. The pro
prietor thought something was wrong
and was about to telephone Mr. Green
when Bustig snatched the check from
liia hand and later on paid his bill. An
endeavor was made the following morn
ing to hjffest him..,- That 9ay Bustig rjfc.j
ceived a telegram from Portland intend
ed for Caukin, containing au order on a
bank for several hundred dollars. He
represented himself as Cankin, seoured
the cash and is supposed to be gone to
San Francisco. He is a German Jew,
blonde, of medium size, right mbustaohe
and speaks broken English.
U. S. Distriot Attorney Casey wanted
proof, and Biordan put Purser Kelley of
the Colima on the stand, who testified
that the ten sailors were the orew ot the
Colima, and had shipped for the round
trip passage, and that they had never
left the vessel. Further, the Colima was
an American vessel, flying the United
States Bag. The U. S. District Attor
ney's examination elicited nothing new,
except that the Colima reached Panama
on September 22, and left Oct. 1. Judge
Sawyer held that the ten sailors had not
left the United States, in the common
acceptance ot that term, and they were
uuder Amerioan jurisdiction, as an
Amerioan vessel was Amerioan territory;
therefore, they had not violated the law,
and he ordered their discharge from
custody.
A San Francisco dispatoh of Oct. 21,
says: Twelve more or the Helgios
Chinese were remanded to China to-day,
at the request of their attorneys. Judge
Sawyer rendered a decision to-day in
the case of ten Chiuese sailors dn the
Pauama steamer Colima, who were
shipped from here for the round passage,
and refused landing by the oollector on
the ground that they, had been outside
ot the United States. Judge Sawyer
permits them to land. Attorney Bior
dan said the ten Chinese now in custody
were sailors, who had been hired for the
rouud voyage from here to Panama, that
they bad shipped from this port to Pana
ma and back, and that they should be
landed, but the collector had refused
them landing, and had ordered their re
turn to Panama, the ultimate point to
which the Colima went
A telegram from Boston dated Oct. 24,
says: rue Union racmo directors held
a meeting to-day. W. H. Holeomb was
choseu director, vioe Colgate, resigned.
Subsequently Holeomb was chosen vioe
p resident, to succeed the late Thos. J.
Potter as chief executive of the affairs
of the Union Paciflo system, resident at
Omaha. A. L. Kimball was appointed
general manager and C. S. Miller assist
ant general manager. The president
stated that no changes in the organiza-
of the Union Pacific were contemplated.
Mr. Dickinson will oontinne as general
superintendent, J. A. Munroe general
freight agent, and J. S. Tibbetts general
passenge agent. No change in the or
ganization of the St. Joe & Grand Is
land was contemplated, or the various
Utah roids. No appointments of gen
era! manger of the Oregon Bailway and
Navigation company would be made at
present. The duties of the office would
be performed by Holeomb until other
arrangements could be made.
Canada baa lately taken a new depar
ture. It proposes to surrender men who
flee there to escape punishment. Here
follows the action of one judge: Judge
Bioux, at Sherbrook, Ont., rendered
decision October 1th, in oase of Debaum
the defaulting assistant cashier of the
National Park bank, of New York, order
ing that be be surrendered to the United
btatea, 1 be defense has applied for
writ of habeas oorpns,
On Oct. 22ud, a demented soldier was
found in the woods not far from the gar
rison at Walla Walla, who had been ab
sent sinoe May 6th, and who was then
thought to have dote ted. There is no
evidence but that all this time he has
lived on ohoke-olur . ies aud roots which
be found along the creek.
Near Tucson, A. T., on Oct. 25, a pas
senger on the S. P. B. B. east bound
train shot and killed himself. He left a
note signed "Will Mc," stating that one
hundred and fifteen dollars of the money
in bis pocket belonged to Mr. Campbell,
of Stockton. Three hundred and fifty
dollars were found on hij person. He
had a tioket to 1 Paso. He was 40
years old, of dark oomplexion and high
olieek bones.
At the convention of the Women's
Christian Temperauoe Union, held re
cently at New York, the featur.) among
the speeches was an address by Mrs. A.
F. Newman, who has oharge of the work
among Mormon women. Her descript
ion of the condition of Mormon women
in Utah elioited exclamations of horror
from all parts of the house, says a dis
patch. She told of two sisters, Mormon
girls, one 16 and the other 14 years old
whom she saw in a squalid condition'
eaoh with a baby in hr arms, and both
girls wives of their own father. Anoth
er oase was of a man who married, be
sides a wife ontBide of his own family of
people, his own mother, his grund
mother, his daughter, his grand-daughter,
all liviug at the same time. The
convention adjourned sine die.
SOMETHING UNKll'E FKOM TIIK HALI
FAX "HERALD."
Reasons Why Canada Slionld
United States.
Annex the
This is the way our northern neigh
bor figures fiom his standpoint:
"It has oocmred to us that the present
is an opportune time for the British
foreigu office to consider the propriety of
taking steps to re-acquire possession of
the United States of Amerioa. Those
states origiually formed a portion of the
British Empire; nnd, had Great Britain
not been involved in foreign wars at the
time they would have never been allowed
toseced from the Empire. It is quite evi
dent that "God and nature" have ever
intended they Bhould be an appeudnpe of
the woild-enoircliug domiuions of Her
Britaunio Majesty, and suoh they would
have oontinued had not the wilfulness of
man set at naught tha dearees of the Al
mighty. Now that the various dominions
of the Empire are about to be more
closely consolidated into one vast federa
tion, would it not be as well to take iu
the Americau republio at the same time,
and give it a proportionate representa
tion in the great Imperial Britannio oon
greis that is about to be oonstitueiV " ;
It oan scarcely be supposed that the
United States will object to our acquis!-
tlonr and anirextttloa ot their territory In j
view of the many great and manifest ad
vantages whioh will aoorue to them by
being incorporated iu the British Empire.
They will thus prevent all' possibility of
aoother invasion of their territory from
the north. Waahingtonians need not then
fear that provincial troops may take pos
session of the capital city as they did in
the war of 1812. The oapital and White
House will be safe from burning and pil
lage Then, too, they will have the pro
tection of the British fleet in the event of
a foreign war, tor this is by no means a
remote possibility, since, in viey of their
recent outrageous violations of their na
tional engagements with China, that
country may be disposed to bombard and
lay waste the American seaboards with
out let or hindrance. We will guarantee
them adequate protection.
They will also rid themselves of their
demoralizing presidential conquests every
four years. The imperial government
will send them out governors general at
suitable intervals, whose political rJbliay
will not be dictated by the emergencies
of partisan warfare. They will also give a
tone to Amerioan sooiety, which will no
longer be under the neoessity of import
ing the scape-graces of aristocratic En
gland to furnish ideals for their sooial
and domestio life. The Amerioan politio
iuus w ill also obtain the chief object of
their ambition in being oonoeded repre
sentation at Westminster, where to their
heart'soontent they may effectually en
gage in the work of developing and mod
ling the British constitution, for which
they have for many years evinoed a
marked penchant. Now they profess a
profound admiration for Mr. Gladstone
and Mr. Parnell; then they would be in a
position to give these gentlemen an effi
cient and effeotual personal support. For
the first time they would enjoy the bless
ings of that supreme la w of liberty whioh
is the basis of self government, and be
completely relieved of the despotism of a
presidential regime.
The stars aud stripes, which are now
emblematic of the intellectual bondage
of those wh seek the healthy freedom
of the morning light, would then be sup.
planted by the banner of theoross, which
is of itself the highest type of the purest
form of liberty. But why need we wax
eloquent or grandiloquent either over
the manifest advantages and blessings
that will be enjoyed by our republican
neighbors when onoe we have annexed
that country to the British empire?
Those advantageo are apparent to all
They furnish oonvicing arguments in fa
vor of the pursuance of such a policy.
The British government should at onoe
be aroused to a just appreciation of the
importance of improving the present
opportune oocasion. y an means lei
r. nnnnv tA lTA1 MttllRl l.F HinRr nH
A TALE OF A TEAMP.
The Printer Who Wonld a Wooing; GsA
Comrade to the Eescae.
One afternoon a tramp printer entered
the office of tbe Franklyn, (Ky.,) Patriot.
The regular corps of oompositors was
sufficient to du all tbe necessary work,
but the boys were lazy and wanted to go
fishing so tbe tramp was given tempo
rary employment. When the boys re
turned neit day tbey were inrprised
and not a little ashamed to see that the
tramp had set up the entire paper
work which would have taken the entire
force several days to perform. When
the proof sheets wore brought in they
were found to be so oloan that the editor
of the Patriot snt for the tramp.
'What's your jtanie?" the editor asked.
"Osoar Howell.''
"Where are yon rrom?"
Mr. Howell waved his hand around in
a complete circle.
"What does that mean?"
"Means that I am from everywhere."
"Do yon waut work?"
"That's the reason I came here."
'!I mean regular work."
"Yes'; but I don't want to throw any
body out of a job."
"Glad you are so honorable, but those
boyB out there are rar sons, and I am
thinking isf-Beuding them to sohool."
"A right, tlieu; I'll take their plaoe."
"Divyou'UnuW?"'
"I wound up the ball of an extended
spree the-riiher uliy, but I auf not going
to drit'i uliy moi i."
I h;itv-T resolution may hold
out."
"I will give it many a halt soiling."
"Well, you may begin regular work
to-morrow morning."
"All Tight, sir."
Within two months from that time
Mr. Howell was one of the best dressed
men in the town. People who had com
mented on his shabby appearauce now
called him handsome. He joined the
Good Templars' lodge Bud mingled in
the sooiety of the tittering maideus of
the village. Doctors and lawyers sought
his oompany. He had brought a litera
ry freshness to the town. His jokes
wero new, his courtesy marked. One
year passed away. Mr. Howell was en
gaged to be married to the handsomest
and most intelligent young woman in
the town. The girl's father and mother
were delighted. Howell was envied by
all the young men. The day for the
wedding drew near. The "p ipular aud
enterprising tailor" had mndo Howell's
wedding suit.
One day another tramp entered the
offioe. Howell dropped his make-UD
rule and sprang forward to meet him.
"Why, Shorty, how are you?"
"Sorter slow," the tramp replied, as
he plaoed his elbows on the imposing
stono. "How is it with you?"
"Oh, I am flying. Going to get mar
ried to-morrow night."
Glad to heur it. We separated that
day with a oarefully divided quart. I
didn't think your lines would so soon
fall in such appreciative places."
Neither did I. It is due, though
Shorty, to my sobriety. I tell you there
is no hope for the drunkard. I'll never
drink any more."
"Glad. Expect to quit pretty soon
myself. What sort of wedding toggery
have you got?"
"Finest you ejr aaw."
MW WIJftS&v. yjyhere's your
"Just across luo street."
"Suppose we go over."
"All right. You ought to see my
girl."
Tbey went to Howell's room.
"By George I" exolaimed Shorty. "You
will be fixed up in style, won't you?"
"I should say so. Well, it's time, for
I have been a fool long enough."
"Say, put 'em on. I want to see how
you will look as a bridegroom."
"I don't want to rumple 'em."
"Go ahead and put 'em on. Yon know
that in my present plight I can't go to
see you step off."
"To please yon, Shorty, I'll put 'em on,
bnt you are the only person that oonld
cause me to yield in this matter."
He put on tbe clothes.
"By George, Oscar, you look like a
French dancing master. Well, I'm go
ing to take a little nip." .
He took a bottle out ot his pooket and
shook it
"Here's some old stuff a fellow gave
me at Hopkiusville. Fifteen years old.
Remember the time we struok that old
negro for a piut of peach brandy? Well,
here's to you. Ah, hah, bah. Would
you try a little?
"No."
"Won't hurt you , Wouldn't hurt a
3a. I tell you that when a fellow feels
bilious a little licker is a mighty good
thing for him. Ever get bilious?" '
"Yes; bilious now. Haven't had any
appetite for a week."
"I was 'way off the other day, bnt this
stuff (agaiu shaking the bottle) has set
me all right."
"You don't mean to Bay that you have
had 'hat licker for several days?"
"Yes. Tell you w hat's a fact. A man
doesn't want bnt little of this stuff, and
the beauty of it is it keeps him from
taking bad liiiir" -
"Let mo smell of it."
Howell held the bottle to his nose,
then with a sudden impulse, his lips
closed over the neck. "Ah, that is good.
What sort of n time have yon had since
I saw you last?"
"Tough, I tell you. Take another
pull and band it over here. Recollect
that song old Patsy Boliver used to sing
'When This Old Coat Was Newr "
"Yes," Howell replied; "I was tHink
ing about it the other night. 'Let ma
taste your ware,' as Simple Simon re
marked. Getting pretty low, too."
"Yes, too low."
"That isn't bad. Say, can yon sing
Patsy's song?"
"Might, if I had licker enough."
"Let's slip down the back stairs into
hat saloon."
"All right, but ain't yon going to take
off your wedding clothes?"
"No; we won't be down there bnt
few minutes."
The next day a battered bridegrrom
and a ragged tramp awoke in a cattle
car 75 mile from Franklyn.
"Say, Oscar."
"Well."
"Give me yonr rest. You hain't got
no use for so mnoh toggery."
"AH right, here she u."
"Where shall we strike for?"
"Rocon we'd better get off at the
junction and strike out down tbe Mem
phis road." Opi P. Read.
UOQ CABIN SUCCESS.
What at' the young men ?
Robert Garrett's father left him a for
tune of twenty millions. He was from
childhood reared in luxury ; he received
a splendid education with an especial
training into a thorough knowledge of
railroad management and was expected
to succeed his lather as a railroad king.
Within three yean after the responsi
bilities which his fathers death threw
upon him were assumed, he is reported
a broken down man, with mind and
health permanently shattered.
George Law is another young man left
with millions of money, who is reported
among the "wrecks." His father, bred
a stone mason, was of gigantic size and
strength, with commensurate brain pow
er, so he became a great contractor, then
a railroad king and left half a dozen
millions for his ion to disBipate. The
young man is a success as a dissipator.
The founders of both of these great
estates were born in the most humble
walks of life, grew strong, mentally and
physically, by simple living and honest
jDor and developed into financial giants.
Their sons were reared in the lap of
luxury and developed, into intellectual
pigmies.
The great men of our country have not,
as a rule, come from the elegant man
sions of the cities, but from the Log
Cabins of the rural district. Simple 1
and enervating pleasures, simple reme
dies for disease, effective and which
leave no poison in the svstem, develope
brawny, biainy men, who compell the
world to recognize their strength and
power.
The wholesome, old-fashioned Log
Cabin remedies are the safest and surest
for family use. Our grandmothers knew
how to prepare the teas and svrups of
roots, herbs and balsams which drive
disease out of the system by natural
methods and leave no after ill effects.
The most potent of these old-time reme
dies were, after long and searching in
vestigation, secured by H. H Warner of
safe cure fame, and are now put out for
the "healing of the nations" in the War
ner's Log Cabin remedies.
Regulate the regulator with Warner's
Log Cabin sarsaparilla and with pure
blood giving health, strength, mental
and bodily vigor, you may hope to cope
successfully with the most gigantic finan
cial problems of the age, without wreck
ing health and manhood.
I'oiiritinir. Apple SeedH.
The following rhyme, long in use in
New England and through the West, hat
followed the eating of many au apple
and afforded much plousare to youthful
hearts iu trying to decide their fate in
love. The unme ot some person having
been chosen, the fortune of the counter
is deoided according to the number o'
seeds, as follows:
One, I love,
Two, I lovs,
Three, I love, 1 say ;
Four, 1 love wilh all mj heart;
And live 1 oust away ;
Six, ho loves,
Seven, she loves,
Kight, they both love;
Nine, lie oomes,
11 Ten, he ta"ries,
Eleven, he oonrts,
Twelve, he niHrries;
Thirteen, wishes, v. . - v.
i Fourteen, kisses, "
A BOOMING PSALM OF LIFE. :
Tell me not in mournful numbers that
the town is full of gloom that the man's
a orauk who slumbers in these bursting
days of boom. Life is real, life is earnest,
and the grave is not its goal, every dollai
that thou tnrneBt helps to make the old
town roll, Bnt enjoyment, and not sor
row, is our destined end or way; if yon
have no money, borrow buy a corner
lot each day! Lives of great men all re
mind us we oan win immortal fame ; let
us leave the chumps behind us, and we'll
get there just the same. In this world'b
broad field of battle, in the bivouace ol
life, lot us make the dry bones rattle
buy a oorner lot for wifel Lot us, then,
be up and doing, with a heart for anj
fate; still achieving .still pursuing, boom
ing early, booming late. Atchison
Kan.) Globe.
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