VOL. III. HEPPNER, MORROW COUNTY, OREGON, THURSDAY, DEC. 3, 1885. NO. 141. It M i4 rMf o 0 CO e e 0 THE GAZETTE IS ISSUED KVKBY THTKSDAr AFTERNOON, BI J. V. REDINGTON, At f2.an per year, f 1.50 for aix months, $ 1 for three months. SOCIETY DIRECTORY. DORIC LODGE, No. 20. KNIGHTS of PYTHIAS, Mo?tn Try Tuwdny vftTunflr, at 7:80 o'clock, in Castle Hall. Main Ht., Hopp nw. All brother in good HtantliiiK will receive a Knightly welcome. X. K. P ell, K. R. 8. SfsSKk. WILLOW LODGE, No. 66, J. 0. o 0. fnet Wdndiiy ovftmnr m 0M Follows TTall tflbpn of tiiu Ortiuraru oot-dmlljr inviuxl u t . 1 W. A. Kikk. N. . HEFPNER fODGE, NO. CD, A. F. and A. M., MttetK at Masonic Hall. Leezer Building, on the first und third Saturdays of ench month, nt 7 P. H. K. U. Sloan, W. M. PROFESSIONAL. 9 DR, F. H. YOUNG, Physician and Surgeon Lexington, : Oregon. DR. A. J. SHOBE, Physician and Surgeon AND Justice of the Peace, HapPNHn, .... Obboon. OFFICE on Miijt atree first floor of Mrs. Smith's building. GEO. W. WRIGHT, An01L'EAT-LAW AND NOTARY ITBLIC, INSURANCE ami Land buHinerts attended to. Otiice on Mhj St., thtt two wwt roonid up fctatrft in the Mm. ouutb buiming. H. B. LbFEVRE, Justice of the Peace, . ' NOTAUI AMJJ LAiND AUJiJNT, Loku Rook, Gilliam Counts Oheoon V J. W. REDINGTON, Notary Public and Land Agent, Gazette Office, Gorier Yellowstone Avenue and Main Street, Heppner, Ogn. LmndFiling and Proving-Up Done Cheap as DM. "iMllK Insurance effm'tcd in Kttliuble Com- " jimniw. eeda nmi MortKft drimm up. -,p " Hnim. mvi. J?I "f jtoiition Wttie oth;r l'eiufic"K inh,inrh.. L. "W. DARLING, Notary Public and Surveyor, Lonk Rook, Gilliam Cocntt, Okegon. LAND FILING, FINALTROOF Etc., a Specialty. OMiKCTIONS Hado, and Deodn and otlier V Jjeaal lii.truineiita nruwn. nia-H JULIUS KEITHLEY, Morrow County Official Surveyor, Heppner, - Oregon. OFFICE in Uio old Fmnk Mmldock .lore, Main alreol. JONES & TATTOO'S Heppner 13arber Shop ! In Ui. Matlock Building, Main St., Heppner U now turning out Hhaye, Shampoo and Hair cut, in trft hinberst ljlo of tlie art. Ho! Ho! Ho! Travolers and Stockmen! j. Ij 1C A L I OS EAM33 FERRY! Has all ConTeiiimieea for Forrying Btock, and is on the SHORTEST AND BEST! Wagoa Hoad frm all Point in Eastern Orouon, botweon John Day's River and Walla Walla to Puget Souid and Klickitat. Yakima and Kittitaa Counlina in Wash ington Territoy. o lerriage at Legal Hates! LEllOY WEAVER ORE AT OVERLAND ROUTE! Northern Pacific R. R. THE ONl.T LINE UUNNlNd Pullman Palace Sleeping Cam, Magnificent Iaj' Coaohea and tJegant F.imgrajit Sleeping Cars with ilertha Free of Charge, 0 FROM f Oreaon and Wanhinatou torointf Eaut T1A. ST. PAUL AND M1NNEAPOIJS. Th. Only Tmne-CoiitinentAl Line Kunning PALACE D1N1NU CAliS mtl?5c.J Fattest Time Ever Made ftym the Coast OVH TH ft NoitTnEiiN Pacific Iailkoad! To Sioux City, Council Bluff., St, J.meph, AU'hi. ton, Leavenworth, kanitae City, Hurling, ton, Qnincy, ST. LOUIS AND CHICAGO! And all Point throughout the Eaatand Boulh. Otiat, via ST. PAUL AND MINNEAPOLIS. Emigrant Sleeping Cars! ArehiiuUdun tWnlur Fxirw Train otw wi Un Inuftth uf the NoitTHERN Pacific Hailroad! , LVt lWtln?l nt S P. M. dnily; nrnve at Min- zitlHilt(tor bt. 1 HUi M mx.ni, fourth dy. I'oniwUimri matv nt Ht, FhuI u d MiuumpolU PACIFIC DIVISION. Tmin leave Tortland 1t:4 o'chnk A. M. ar rive at New i neonia a p . M., cojimvlir.g wui O. H. N. Co', boat. fir .11 points on Puget Sound. A. 1). CliAlil.TON. (io:'l A ttorn l'H.'H'i:sor Ant. Ticket Otli'.., No, 2 WacUiu,ou i'ouUu.d. Absolutely Pure. Thin powder never varies. A marvel of purity, strenirlli and whoh'someness. More economical than the ordinary kinds, and cannot be gold in competition with the multitude of low tent, short weiKht. alum or phosphute powders. Sol.D ONLY INMN8. UUiAL BAKING POWPK.K CO.. 11H-110 IU) Wall Street. N. Y, PKTEH O. HORO, Hipi'neii, - - - Obboon, DEALER IK Watches, Clocks, Jewelry ALSO Amethyst, Cameo and Diamond QoifJtings, GoHWiai-f q Watches. All other articles usually kept in a Jew elry Store. REPAIRING A SPECIALTY. STflllK opposite post office, May Street, work t-uamntend. All CALL ONV Johnnie Lockwane, BELVEDERE c Opposite tits Livery Btable, Heppner, ... Oregon. At thit favorite riuort will always be found the best brands of WINES, LIQUORS, AND CIGARS. A FIUST-CLAS8 Hilliard Table for the amuse. XX. . ment of guests. J AS. II. BRADLEY, , Zontractor and Builder Heppner, - - Oregon f9 I am fully prepared to do nU kinds of carpenter work in an artiHtia and satis factory maimer. Estimates aud plans of work made on short notice. Lexington Saloon! CUAS. McBCE, - ritOI'RIETOR. Main Street, Lexington. Ketail sWler in Qioico 0 WINKS, LIQUOItS! AND CIGARS' Brand Mew 15-BALL POOL TABLE! ($CAR TIBBETS, OKALXB IS Hardware, Tinware, pea STOVES, lirbed Wire, Nails, Spikes, Etc., Etc., Lexington, - Oregon Having recently added a large amount of goods to my former otock, it is my intention to keep on adding, and thus havo my supply fully up with the demands of the home market I have made arrangements to fully supply the increasing demand for barbed wire, and will sell at very reasonable figures. My tinshop is well prepared to do job work of all kinds, and I hope to merit a full share of pnblio patronage. o 0. TIBBETS, Lexington, Oregon. A full line of gentlemen's furnishing gouds at I'pjjer 4 Blackmau's. SALEM LETTER. Hurrah! The war of votes is at an end, and a solictor elected in the person of J. H. Llitc jell, who, his svpportors c'.niT, is a friEfu to tho farraor, mechanic, stociman. lumberrian, fisherman, trapper, hunter, vroolgrower, ixilror.d, mer chant, trae'esman, every improve ment, development and measure pertaining to the interests of Or egon. What more can the people ask? It was claimed by some that it was very necessary to call an ex. tra session in" order to pass and amend some very important bills and the election of a sanatoFtlid not appear of so much importance to those candidates who felt that it was doubtful in their cases, while the more hopeful felt that it was quite the thing and called the ex tra session. What the result is we all know. There is all manlier of speculation as to how it was brought about It is alleged by some that money was used. Pap pose that is because money is the motive power that rtiles the world; bjthers that the majority of the constituents deinafifed it of the representatives, and lo! there are a great number who assert that it is all the result of the Oregonian belching forth the tirade, which people thought it w'as above. As to the 17 democrats who vot ed for Mitchell, their action'com mendediy the honest-minded and consistent part of the community, and by the majority of the demo crats, while it is true that there are a few supposed, orjather they call themselves simon-pure J effersouian democrats who were acting as guardians over the 38 democrats who could not elect their man sim ply because they were in the mi nority; and another of a most giant ( ?) mind, who acte4 in that capac ity lost dwssion, lu ould not be in attendance this fear of call ing down upon his head the cen sure of the president and cabinet, as an offensive partisan, is all we have heard from so far. The masses consider these the minority. Eh? don't you? At all events J. H. Mitchell is U. 8. senator from Oregon, if he did receive some good, honest democratic votes. "There is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune." The flood tide of Mitchell's success as a can didate was certainly accelerated by the course of his enemies, and try ing to thrust upon the majority a minority and unpopular candidate. By the time this reaches Hepp- tai&SHhe extra session will be a thing of the past Its successes and failures, bills passed and amended, and bills that failed to pass, will all gie food for newspa pers and community gossip at large, and 91 firesides at least will be entertained by the recital of measures fought hills pushed through, 4? amendments mack, friends gained, enemies outwitted,, and a decided success on their part at least Zarilda. SERVIAN SQUABBLE. The curious part of this Servian war business is that the Servians aud the Bulgrurins are not enemies at all, but allie?, both seeking the same object--emancipation from Turkey. It is jealousy of each otlier and rivalry for the predom inance in the new Slav State which is about tolje created whch sets them by the ears. The chances are that the powers will look on until after a battle has determined which, in the '.ng of the ring, "is the best man." Theu they will in terfere dud put a stop to the fight ing. If Servia wins, Austria will be the chief godfather of the new state; if Bulgaria wins, Russia will take it under its protection. Turkey must watch the quarrel betweCa its late provinces with amusement The Sultan must be praying to Allah that both will get a thrashing. If they could exter minate each other it would save him some trouble. But in the present inflamed condition of mind of the people of European Turkey, the proximity of war is dangerous even to non-combatants. P A FOND FATHER Wrote as follows tj his dudisl! son at school: If it vhsn't for them J cute little camel's-haa .whiskers of yours I would not believe that you had grown up to be a largn, ex pensi-e boy, grown-up with thoughts. Some of the thoughts you express in your letters are fax beyond your years. Do you think them yourself, or is there some boy in the school that tiiinks all the thouebts for the rest;1 Some cf your letttK are so deep that your mother u J ean hardly grapple wun Tnem. ' especially was so S?i or. xoreign stuff that you had out of a bill of fare, that we wil have to wait till you come home jbefore we can take it in. I can tal a little Chip pewa, but that is t.!l the foreign language I am familiar with. When I was young'Tte had to get our foreign langunf es the best we could, so I studied Chippewa with yt a master. A Chippewa chief took me into his c&ap and kept me there for some time, while I ac quired his lgu" He became so mucltached Ki me that I had great difficulty in coming away. I wish you wtnd write in the United States dialect as much as possible, and not try to parlize your parents with imported ex pressions that come too hi"h for poor people. Remember thil? you are the only boy we've got aiid we areonly go ing through the motions of living here for your mke. For us the day is wearing out, and it is now way long into the shank of the evening. All whjisk or you is 10 improve on the old people. You can see where I fooled myseify and you can do better. Read, and write, and sifer, and polo, and get nolledge try Jjot ttfbe ashamed of your unoiL; jf)d parents. When " you" goT that checkered little sawed-ofi coat on, and that pair of knee panties, and that poker-dot necktie, and the sassy little boys holler "rats" when you pass by, and your heart is bowed down, remember that, no matter how foolish you may look, your parents will never sour on you. Jim Neville digs some pretty deep wells, but the deepest well in the world is located at Homewood, Pa. It is owned by George West inghouse, Jr. The average depth of the homewood wells is about 1850 feet In tffe well now drill ing everything found of the nature of gas or water at the depth of 2000 feet was cased off as unim portant, and the drill at present is said to be a little over G000 feet below the surfufce, which would make it by all odds the deepest well in the world. There are in Washington county stmie wells drilled to a depth of 4000 feet, and the only others so far as known ap proaching the depth reached by Mr. Westinghouse is an artesian well in France, in which a depth of 5000 feet was reached. When A. T. Stewart conceived the idea of setting up a coat-of-arins, he went to W. R. Travers for advice. Mr. Travpra suggested nn employer rampantNchasiug a lazy tnicninnu w ttrti - -'yard-stick, and Mr. Stewart did not speak to him for a month. This anecdote is probably about as authentic as the other, which states lhat Mr. Sewart, being extremely loquacious at a state banquet at Delmouico's, Mr. Travers silenced him by calling the length of the table, "Cash!" Some men think they can trans late German. Here is a specimen of their work: A blind-become hen, who to the scrutchiug accus tomed was, after that she blind be came ceased not to scratch. Of 'what to the poor fool availed it? Another seeing hen, who her ten der feet wished to spare, this ob serving, Blded not from her side; ana as orten as tne Wind-become hen a grain upscratohed had, ate it the seeing one away. The postofSce depnrtment at Washington has been advised that upon completion of the Canadian Pacific road, all trans-Atlantic mails from England will be for warded over that road, and that a new British line of steamers will be established at the western ter minus of the Canadian Pacific for Australia. HERDING HOVSEPLANTS. Bill Nye makes old John Adams say; It is with difficulty I write this in my diary, for this morning Abi gail thought best for me to carry the oleander down into the cellar, as the nights have been growing colder of late. I do not know what we would do if it were not for our houseplauts. Every fall I shall carry thorn cheerfully down cellar, and in the spring I will bring up the pots for Mrs. Adams to we;D softly into. Rltiny a iiirlit, at the special "in stance and request of nty wife, I ! have risen, clothed in one simple, clinging garment, to go and see if the speckled, double, and twisted Rise-up-William-Riley geranium was feeling all right I have driven one toe back into my foot almost out of sight by prowling around iu the night and trying to kick rocking-chairs out of my way as I groped around to find a newspaper that I might spread over the three-cornered, sacied, picnic cactus from farther India. Andfebwhat has the threcg cornerned, sacred, picuic cactus from farther India ever tloueQforJ us that we should try to make its life a happy ono? Last summer Abigail brought home a slip of English ivy. I do Lnot like things that are English very much, but I tolerated this little sickly tiling because it seemed to please Abigail. I asked her what were the salient features of the ivy. What did the English ivy do? What might be its specialty? Mrs. Adams said that it made a specialty of climbing. It was a climber from away back. "All right," I then to her did straight way say: let her climb. It was a good early climber. It climbed hiclf i than Jack's bean stalk. It clfiibod the golden stair. Most of our plants are actively en gaged in descending cellar-stairs, or in ascending the golden stair most all the'time. I descended the cellar-stairs with the oleander this morning, though the oleander got there a little more previously than I did. Parties de siring a good, second-hand oleander tub, with castors on it, will do well to give us a call before going else where. Purchasers desiring a good set of second-hand ear-muffs for tulips will find something to their advantage by addressing the sub- scriuer. q A e also have two very highly ornamental green do-goods for ivy vines to ramble over. We could be induced to sell these do-goods at a sacrifice, in order to make room for our large stock of new and attractive do-good3. These 9 articles are as good as ever. We bought them during the panic last fall for our vines to climb over, but as our vines died of membranous croup in November, those do-goods still remain unaum. l&SS&cond- nana airt tor plants always on hand. Ornamental ceranium stumps af bed-rockjirices. Highest cash prices paid for slips of black and-tan roiinge plants, we are headquarters for the century-plant that draws a. salary for vo years and then dies. 1 do not feel muclihke writing in my diary to-day, but the physl cian says that my arm will be bet ter in a day or two, so tWit it will be more of a pleasure to do busi ness. e are still without a servant- girl, so I do some of the cooking. I ruateta fire each dav and boil the tea-kettle. People who have tried my boiled tea-kettle say it is very fine. & i Some of my friends have asked me to run for the legislature here next election. Somehow I feelhat I miglg, Jn public life, rise to dis tinction some day, and perhaps at some future tirr figuro prominent ly in the affairs of a one-horse re public at a good salary. As soon as I get the house-plants down ceftar and get their overshoes on for the winter, I will more se riously consider the question of our political affairs here iu this new land where we have to tie our scalps on at night and where everya summer is an Indian summer. I Heppner Roller Mills. W. B. CUNINGIIAME & CO., PROPRIETORS. Munufcture Bakers' Best XXX Graham, Cracked-Wheat Middlings, Etc Good Meeh m tabic OR EXCHANGED. ALL ORDERS PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO. L-IJiLJilLl LIVERY, FEED AND SALE STABLE! JAMES JONES, PROPRIETOR. New Teams, Buggies and Saddle-II ($ses. Careful and Erjwrknoed Drivers Furninhed to take Parties to n tMi2 Part of the Coufttry. IIOirSF.S FED ON SHOUT NOTICK. TERMSmREASONABLE. JAS. JONES. BUYS ONE THOUSAND! Hundred Nursery to get Live Trees Cheap! penses when you buy his trees. VV hat ho tolls you are words taught him by his proprietor. Parrots are taught thecme, and nearly as intelligent Suggestions from nurserymen are worth the price of trees. Seventy varieties of Apple. Twenty Strictly Ironclad. Gen uine Russian, Ten Varieties. -C-r-dr BEARING PEAR TREES, SI EACH. i-oh Small Fjiit Ornamental, Shade and Seed picked and carefully cured in nnd sales. a WILL, CONTRACT TO PLANT And grow the required number of trees. Correspondence Solicited. C. 15. FELL, The Town of Lexington, 0 Morrow County, Oregon, Wm. Penland, Proprietor of Townsite. This New Town is Located on Willow Creek, - An Ever-Flowing Stream of very turnisuing an Abundance of Water For domestic and manufacturing purposes. Tho townsite was surveyed in March, 1885, and the place is very cen trally and favorably located to become a Trading and Business Center E)r a thriving and rapidly-developing section of stock and farming country. o Lexington la located on tho main county road and the stages between Alkali and 9 Olloppner pass through its Main street daily. Is situated 9 miles north ofHeppner, SO south from Castle Rock, and 33 south from Alli. The Black Horse, Wells Spring, Rtiea Creek and Middle Willow Creek regions are all tributary to Lexington, and easy-grade and natural-sloped roads lead from Lexington in all difections. The country immediately surrounding Lexington comprises ranges ef gently-rolling hills, undulating prairies and slightly elevated plifteaus. From the summit of the higher hills can be had a magniflbent view of the snow-clad peaks of Mt. Hood and Mt. Adams, And to the south the Western Spurs of tho Blue Mountains stretch away in the near distance. Healthful and Pleasant. Lexftgton is pleasantly located on a gentle slope, thus securing per fect drainage. Willow creek at this point is lxrdered by a graceful growth of balm, willow, alder and hawthorne. The erection of buildings is progressing as rapidly as possible in Lex ington. A large hotel, n blacksmith shop, planing mill, and postoftice buildingrfre in course of construction, and a grist-mill and several other structures are projected. Lexington extends a cordial Icome to all persons who wish to locate in it for residence or business purposes, and all such will be properly encouraged Lots in Will be sold at very reasonable For further information call on or address and Boll Flour, Shorts, Bran! W'hcat wilf $10.00 BTYS ONE Come to Heppner Apple Trees! You pay Peddlers' wages and ex Timber-Culture Trees and Seed. Illinois especially for my plantin: TIMBER-CULTURES I Call and See me. Heppner Nursery, Heppner, Ogn. A . V fair proportions, and capable of Lexington figures, according to location. ilJoucrhr? WM. PENLAND. a