i Hood's Sarsaparilla is unquestiona bly the greatest blood and liver medicine known. It positively and permanently cures every humor, from Pimples to Scrofula. It, is the Best Blood Medicine. Mllllitarjr lloiany. Miss JoltiiNuri was an excellent toHcliiT, but lior taste In dress, espe cially lioml ilri'HH, wtm so peculiar that even lu-r iKjorliitf implls could not full in notice It. Tim verdure wlileu ny IK'itred upon Ml hk Johnson's lint one im'iihoii vvim ho Kiunly ttuit several wou cIitIiiu cuiiiiiiimiU were tuiiUe ljr the boya. "I'm riiIiik to ask tier what that tjrofti sltiir In," mild one hoy. valliintly. in spite of the vigorous object lone of companions, "Khfl won't mind, and next iiHluie-Htudy t-luia I'm golne; to ask Iter, end nee who's right." Ho, rtl In the fuco but Htiiblwrn, he nme t the end of a Ikhmmi on wayside flowers, In response to Ml JoIiiihoh'i last lesson. "I'd like to know about tlmt erecn atulT on your lint," lie aald, bluntly. "John A ken, be anya It'a beach it ruse, but I auy It'a onion aprouta." Greatest In the World. Aillnirton, Ind., Dee. 6th. (Special) Mr. W. A. Ilyaonu, the photograph rr, who moved here recently from fcapp, Ky., ia lirmly of the opinion that licxbl'a Kidney 1'illa are the ftretBt Kidney Heinedy. the world baa ever known. " "In the year 1901 and ln2," aavs Mr. Ityn'inir, "and for some timobefoie I waa sill it-ted with Kidney Trouble. My Joints were sore and atift and I dually got ao bad I could not turn in bed with out aintance. In the apiiiiR ol 1903 I waa induced, by a friend, to try Ihxld's Kidney Pills and after using one ami one-half boxes I waa and am atill com. pletely cured, Several of my neinb bor, too, used llodd't Kidney Pills and in every caae they did aa recom mended." Cure the early aymptoma ol Kidney PiiMMian, mu ll aa Backache, with Dodd'a Kidney I'illa and you will never bave Uriel's Disease. Tlie Grand I Hike Omatsntln la one of litissia's fmorile poets, lie won a rec ord aa a Hue soldier befura lie begau to write vera. ', la not wealth nor ancestry, but lion oratila conduct and a mica diapoallioo that wake men great. -Ovid. A (lUARANTlir.D CLRG FOR PILES IlrliliK, llllnrt, Mewling or Protruding Piles, Your ilrunt.t will rafuiicl monijr If PA.o OINT MK.NT fells la cur. you lu I U 14 dig a. soc Questionable. Mlaa Del'iiyater Jut think. I ran trace my auceNtura back to the Heforiua tion. Jack Dashing- That's nothing-. I ran true mine back yrnra and yea re before any reform wua nveeiMary. eeeeeeee morous . Motborawlll find Mr.. Wltislow'i Boothtng Syrup the be.l reined jr louse lur their children during Ilia teething period. I'rof. V. It. IiOoiulft of Amherst baa we en red over fiOll specimens In the fossil fields of the 111k Horn baaiu aud the ll.i. lior creek basin. flTO Permanently Cured. No fltsor nervousness 1 1 0 after Srst day's uaeofllrK line's! ireal N.-rv. JleMurer. Kenil fi.r trove1 t rial huillesnrt (realise, l'r. It. II. Kline, l,td.,JI A ri b hi., riillatliliula, pa, Henry J. Cove, for many yeara In rhnrge of the cloakroom of tha Kngllab, Houaa nf Common., left bla property, worth f JOO.OllO. to vari ' hospitals. Altooua, Pa., June ao, 1903, I was alTlicted Willi Tetter in bad ahnpe. It would aptiear in blotchea aa lnre na my bund, yellowish color, and acale oil. Vou can imiiniue bow offensive it was. l'or twelve yeara I waa afflicted with thia trouble. At Jiilit it waa a rase of acrntcli and many timca no rest at all. Seeing the good the medicine waa doing friend who waa taking it for l.ccina, I com menced it, and aa a result the eruption be van to dry up aud diaanpear, and to-day I am practically well man. Only two tiny apnta are left on the elbow anil ahin, where once the whole body wna affected. I have every confidence in the medicine, and feci aure that in a abort time these two remninitifr a pot a will disappear. 8. S. S. ia certainly great blood puri fier, aud lia done me a world of bom1. I am eratcful for what it baa accom- dished, and trust that what I bave said will lead othera who are aimilarly afflict- ed to take the remedy and obtain llio utne pood reaulta that I have. 135 lvust l'ifth Ave. John If. Lhar, While waahea, aoapa, aal vea and powder relieve temporarily, they do not reach the real cause of the disease. The blood must las purified before the cure ia permanent, 8.S.S. contaiiia no potash, arsenic or inin era! of any description, but ia guaranteed purely vegetable. bend for our book on the akin and ita dlseaaea, which ia mailed free. Our phyaiciana will cheerfully advise without charge any who write ua about their caae. tbi Swift Speclflo Company, Atlanta, Cfc kVNti U Milk. il rlt fI nil- R'tlrl hv rt rnvth Oracle Oh! Btenlltitf Jam! I'm going to tell mammal Freddy Wouldn't you rather bave so mo Jum? Ilarper'a llazar. She Hovr la It that wldowa gener ally inamige to marry again? He Bp- cause (lend men tell 110 tulea. Ally Bloper. Hpurtlctia Doea Hint foutftaln-pen of youra leak that way all the time? Hmnrtlcua No, only when I have Ink lu It. Iliiltlmore American.' "I see you ndverllse phi no covera,"' aald the man with a mi ill Int. "Yea, we have all klnda," auld the clerk. "Let me look at eouie (lint are hermetically sealed, then." Yonkera Htntesmnn. "I've met several other peoplj from your elly," an Id the lloHtonliin, "and every one of them said: 'Where la It at'?" "Where la what at?" demanded the New Yorker. Kuiihui City Inde pendent. Klldey Kluta I'leaae, mum. but we're a couple uv ahlpwrecked sailors Lody What! You never waa near the water. Hlldey Wats Ptlfflckly right, MWuMfo.r,"ht--1"' " "l'o you mean to auy you don't bava any trouble In keeplug your wife dressed In the height of fuahlon?" "Thnt'a what I awld. My trouble couiea when I don't keep her dreaacd that way." Philadelphia l'resa. "I suppose you have mndo It a rule In politic! never to forget a friend." "There's no danger of that." answered Benutor Horphuiu; "If a mini bns done anything friendly for you In politics ho never leta you forget it." Kx. t'r'abahnw He boa the Inventive fuc ulty very highly developed. Crawford What una be luveiited? Crnbshaw Nothing, ao fur aa I know. Itut when bla wife goes out be can think of thlima to keep tho baby amused by the hour.' Judge. Hhe Jack played an awfully heort- leaa trick on Flossie. Ho How'a that? She Why, they were engaged, you know, and last night, at the but mns(ue, Jack made up ao Hint Flossie didn't know blm. He proposed anu waa accepted again! Puck. "Now that rou are wealthy. Mr. C," aald the man who deula In pedl greee and the like, "you really should bevMn to adont a cont of arms." "I'll do Just aa I please," retorted Mr. C, hotly. "If I like to go about In my shirt aleevce, that ain't none o' your business!" "When you first entered politics." aald the young man, who wna looking for knowledge, "did you aet out with the determination to win at any cost?' "No," answered Kenator Sorghum, "I aet out wltb the determination to win at aa little expense aa pohfclble." Washington Star. "I won't go abroad." "Sea travel dlwilfrcea with you?" "No." "Husl neas keepa you here continually, eh?" "No." "Slgbt-aeelng wearloa you "No." "Then why, pray, don't you go abroad?". "Sh-h-h! I've only got four dollara and twenty-two cent."C'levo- lcnd Plain Healer. Overheard Inirlng tho Theatricals She How well your wife plays Lady raldlne, Mr. Jones! I think the way she nuts on that awful unected tone Just splendid. How doea she man age 117 .Mr. jonca iwuu eininirniss ment) Er she doesn't. That a her natural voice. London Tit Hits. "Darling," exclaimed the happy bus band after the minister bad pro nounced the fatal words, "I am not worthy of you." "of course, you are not." abe replied; "but after a girl bna celebrated her twenty-fifth birthday for fhe consecutive years she can't af ford to bo too imrtlculnr." Clnclnnutl Enquirer. Mr. Scrnpem." said the hostess to an amateur violinist ai an evening gathering, "you play tho violin, do you not?" "Yea, after a fashion, you know," was the modest reply. "How nice!" murmured half the company; did you bring your violin with you?" "No; I dlil not." "How nicer mur mured the other half of the company In fervent unison. Galveston News. Hodge (who baa Just bad a tooth drawn) Well, guv'nor, bow much do you ax for the Joiit 1 on 11111 io 11 quick. Heiitlst My charge la tw 1 and- alx. Hodge Twoand six? Why. a doctor down at our place il rawed a tooth for me once aud It took him two houra; be hauled me round and round the room I never e'd such bard worn and ho only charged mo a shlll In'. Sera pa. "Are you a fatBllst Do you be lieve what la to be will be?" "Well, yea, to a certain extent. I believe, for Inatance, when I draw my salary that the coal trii.it and the meat trust and the grocer and the milkman, and tt.o rest of the people whit make It their business to get' my money away from me, are going to do It Just lis surely na the ami la euro to rise to-morrow morn ing." Chicago Itecord Herald. A farmer and bla wife called at a photograph gallery to order eouie pho tographs of her, and while the oper ator waa getting ready, the busbniul gave the wife a little advice aa to how she must act "1' eaten your mind oil something," aald he, "or else you'll la ugh, and aplle the Job. Think about early dnya; how your father got In Jail, and your mother waa an old scold er, and what you d have been If llBdll l pilieil Jim. irm Innu-u utit mind on to that!" Sue didn't have any photographs taken. J , .y h 1 S vi.- '"'Vive.; Jr., ; .'... i-kM. A--,f . . P. Anderson, a prominent society L woman of Jacksonville, Fla., daughter of Recorder of Deeds, West, who witnessed her signature to the following letter, praises Lydia IL Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Dkae Mrs, PiNsnAM : Tnere are br,t few vKves and mc-thos who have not at thiics endured agonies and such pain ttn only soraen kaovr. l wmii Bucn women Knew tno value ol Lydla i'lnkiiam's Vegetable Compound. It ia a remarkablo medicine, ditferent in action from any I ever knew and thoroughly reliable. u I have seen cases where women doctored for years without perma nent benefit who were cured in less than three months after taking youx Vegetable Compound, while others who were chronic and incurable came out cured, happy, and in perfect health after a thorough treatment witu mm im-uiLiiiu. x nave mjver useuii mysen wiinoui gaining great benefit. A few doses restores my strength and appetite, and tones up the entire system. Your medicine has been tried and found true, hence I fully endorse it.1 Mbs. K. A, Andeesok, 225 Washington St, Jack Bonviile, Fla. Mrs. Itccd, 2423 E. Cumberland St., Philadelphia, Pa, says "Dear Mas. PiXKnAMs I feel it my duty to write and tell you the good I have received from Lydia II Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound. u I have been a great sufferer with female trouble, trying different doctors and medicines with no benefit. Two years ara I went under an operation, and it left me in a very weak condition. I had stomach trouble, backache, ceaaacne, palpitation oi tne ncart, and was very nervous ; in lact, l acned all over. 1 find yours is the only medicine that reaches such troubles, and would cheerfully rec ommend Lyuia I'lnktiam s egetable Compound to all suffering women." When women are troubled with IrretruUr or painful menstruation, weak- noaa, leuoorrbui, displacement or ulceration of the womb, that bearing-down feeling, inflammation of the ovarica, backache, flatulence, general debility, Indigeation, and norrous prostration, they abonld remember there ia one tried and true remedy. Lydia E. Plnkham Vegetable Compound at onco remoTea auch troubles. . The experience and testimony of some of the most noted women of America go to prove, beyond a question, that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound will correct all such trouble at once by removing the cause and restoring the organs to a healthy and normal condition. If In doubt, write Mrs. Plnkham at Lynn, Mass, as thousands do. Her advice is free and helpfuL No other medicine for women in the world has received such wide spread and unqualified endorsement. No other medicine has such a record of cures of female troubles. IJefuse to buy any substitute. The Czar at Saint. Tba Emperor, Nicholas II, baa ai res dr rolznprt for npr! Ion tun mnA ruiea ior iiiny eigiii; yet tne concrete man, bla individual character, and the order of motivea to wblcb it la aensl blc, are nearly all aa legendary as those of Numa Pouiplllua. Cloods of Journalistic myths, mainly of German origin, enwrap Lis figure, biding It from tbe rnlgar gaze aa thoroughly as though be were Uelai Lama; and the fanciful portrait, which we are asked to accept, ia as abstract and aa color less aa that of our legendary Uusslan princes. Eeyond the precincta of the palace, bla person la transfigured, bla most trivial deeds are glorified, and his least disinterested motives are twisted and pulled Into line with tbe funda mental principles of ethics. The re sult la a caricature closely bordering on the grotesque. Nikalal Aiexandro vitcb la depicted aa a prince of peace, a Slar Messiah sent for the salvation, not of bis own people only, but of all the world. Tbe most precious porce lain of human clay waa lavlnbed In tbe making of this unique ruler, who stands upon a much higher level than that of the common run of mortals or of kings, In virtue, not only of the dread responsibilities laid upon blm by the Most High, but also by reason of his own DflSKlnimffl lov and the good. In abort, be ia an "L'ber menscb," whose innate goodness of heart exceeds ensn bla irresponsible power. World'a Work. Couldn't See the Harm. Tbe proprietor of a luncb cafe in Philadelphia waa greatly agitated the other day to discover a man at one of the tables feeding a saucer of cream to a cat The restaurateur rushed over and commanded tbe man with the cat to remove bis pet from the place. "But I paid for this cream," pussy's owner protested. "Here's your money back. We can't have cats eating here," said the proprietor. The man with the cat couldn't ae? anything tbe matter with allowing pussy to feed In the restau rant and said so. "Matter!" echoed the proprietor. "Why, man, people bave to eat out of those dishes." "Well," returned the patron in a sur prised tone, "don't you ever wash your dishear Ayers For hard colds, bronchitis, asthma, and coughs of all kinds, you cannot take any thing better than Ayer's Cherry Pectoral Cherry Pectoral. Ask youf own doctor if this is not so. He uses it. He understands why it soothes and heals. I bad terrible ennth for wtmk: Then I vok Ayer't Cherrr I'MUornl and only ou iMOKTH, gt. JoMph, Mich. &r..,VX!.,tnM. for . O. ATM CO., Coughs.Colds You will hasten recovery by tak ing one of Ayer'e Pills at bedtime J -.1 - , H -m i 'am Proper Clansi QcAlinn Miss Snowball Dat am eipectora sbnn dog. Hastus What do yo' all mean by dat7 Miss Snowball Why, be am a spitz. Tbe Czar aad His Book. Here is a confession from the Czar of All the Russia: "I love traveling, but only when I can do it in my own way. I never travel otberwLse than at night, and spend my day visiting museums and quaint old streets and bazaars when I am in tbe east, anti quarian shops when in the north. 1 am more of an Asiatic than a Euro pean In my tastes, and I bave not only, a vast collection of Indian curios and quite an army of Buddhas large and small, but also a libcary composed of books treating of Indian subjects alone, and another of books dealing with Egyptian law. Were I not well, what I am, I should be tbe greatest bookworm in tbe world." TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Take Laiatlve Bromo Quinine Tablet. All dme . Rtu refund the money If It tjtlle la cure. X. W. Grove's signature Is on each box. lie. v Let Ua Hope Not. Nell According to this paper girls are now wearing collars and cuffs made of rubber. -. . . , BessCoirf gracious! I Esr;;0 vr will ie wearing rabber hoso For coughs and colds there is no better medicine than Piso'a Cure for Consump tion, fnce 25 cents. Her Opportunity. ITer I have often wished I were a man. Him How would you like to be meT Her Oh, I'd like it immensely. Him Well, I know a minister who will make us one. FIRE PROTECTION! OLDEST HOUSE IN NORTHWEST Lare And complete stock of Fire Arpiratns, Hoee and iJepartmenl Kuppltee, Our gooda are in use la Dearly every F.re Jw-partmenL HEAVY COP ER. BRAZED JOINTS, RELI ABLE PIKE EXTINGUISHERS "Barx-octcs" 120, "Patrols" f IS, earn. These are tha Ktanda d Kxihisnlshera. Common F.llntrulehers, wlih riveted joints, f 12 each. A. G. LONG, Peruana, Or $5000""' FEIT If wt Cannot forthwith proline tha original letters and ilgnatOTM of llinonmi, wbicu will prove tbelr absolute cenuliieneu. ajaia. renanam aiaoicim vh. arao, aiasa. fttrennona Life. Tbe Mother Now, be careful, my ton, and don't work too hard at col lege, or you may Injure your health. Tbe Son Don't worry mother. Un der the new football rules there Isn't half ao much work required as for merly. How's This? We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward fot ny cane ol I atarrb, thai cauuul be cured by Hall's Catarrh t lire. K. J. clIKNKY A CO., Props., Toledo, O. We, tha umlerstgiieii, have known F. J. Cheney lur tha lant 16 years, and believe him perleclly honorable in all bumness transac tions and tlnancinlly able to carry out any ob ligations msde by their tirm. Vi kht A Tat ax, wholesale lirurlsti, Toledo, O. Wamhnii, KisssM k Mahvin, Wholesale Drug- I.I. LiU.ln o. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, act ing directly uKjn the bl'tl and mucuu sur laies ol the sysiem. I'rlce Lie. et botua. Hold by all bruiti'"- Testimonials tree. llall Family i Ills are the best. Discovered. "nnh!" exclaimed Growells the other evening when he canie home, "I see evi denco of crooked work around here dur ing my absence." "Why, John, what do you meanT" asked bis astonished better half. I "Oh, you can't deceive me, madam," he retorted, "iou bave been trying to t drive nails." The IS year-old dauctiter of Sir Chen- tnng Liang I neng, uninesa minister to (lie United Sin tea, is to make her aocial debut in Washington this winter. She will be tha tint hij,-h-boro Chiueae girl to enter American society. A Nmous Seed House. An instance of commeicial develop ment and growth to proportions un naual li cited In tbe career of tbe well known seed Arm, I). M. Feiry & Co., ol De'tolt, M it'lt. Since ita establishment hall a century ago. the company, (ol lowing out principals ol strict business integrity and building upon unques tionable nioi it, lias steadily grown un til tba name of Feny'a Heeds ia now a household word with every planter In tbe land. Ferry's Seeds are famous for their purity, frevhnesa and reliability. Tbe greatest ol care ia eiortlwl in their growing and selection, and only seeds ol tbe blgliest possible standard are placed upon tbe market. Every package baa behind It tbe reputation ol a house whoa itandards art the highest In the trade. A Ireib stock, just received from the growers, it tarried by dt alert everywhere. All far men and gardenera ought to have a copy of tha 11)05 Heed Annual of tha Ferry Company, it contain! in formation and aiiKuest ions that are In valuable. Tha Annual will be mailed free to anyone addressing D. M. Ferry & Co., Detioit, Mich. Ne circumstances can repair a defect af oharactar. IDintrsou. ALLOThm mm 0 -fj V 1 F I mm mm, Mrs. Henry IC Sheldon has siren $20.- 000 to the proposed university of hucis in Brooklyn. Strange as it may appear, it ia a fact that no bird possesses tha power to fly backward. It yon want to get tba Duorai returns tor 'm your labor and TS( J3,H,J your ground, k4 vou can't afford ajtV to plant anything but 'i 1 "sal SEEDS , -th stftndard after 4 ywre' 1 tjaW. 1'ttmy aaJavaajra iri4jl!f largest and a.rti croja. Auavaierasfu tuem. uur isras Heed Annual free on nHiueai. O.M. Ferry & Oo. DETROIT, ttlOH. SAW MILLS ENGINES BOILERS High Grade thers Machinery The A. H. 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K Donirlas fs.PO shoes sre the treatest wllers In the world Is bemuse of tfierr eieei lent stvle.e;sy fltllni: and nil crlnr wearing qiKdi.les. II 1 cmild show von the diirerenre bet ween tin sho. mndo In mr fai tory and thoe of o:!wr H'Im and t'.ie lilih-irri loathorsBRPii.yoii won d under, sl ind liy W. L. iKwglaa fi.M shoes cost more to make, why they bo'd thefr shape, lit better, weal lonacr.aiidareof ureiitor liurlnsio vulno than soy oth te.i0 shoo oa tlie market to-day, and wuy Ui sales lor the year ending July I. Mot, were Mi,er.:t.MO.!ii. v...1 V. L. 1 lunulas guarantee their value by ai'imiilng lua numa and price on the bottom. LooH tor It-, take uo suUbtitme. bold by shoe dealers everywhere. superior in fit, ccrjsronT and wears TT. T be tb. -I hot trom W, L, Dottfilot t: F0 thou vr thr tail tvrlre ymri with abuihdt ,.. to (1.00." It. S. McCt'li, llrpl. Coll., U. S. Jut. JiaenM, ttichmmJ, Co. Tmie-lna nsea Oorona Ooltskla In his ai.no shoe. 'ortn folt is eonoeded to e II ik . I I'ulont LoatUvr utuclo. l ast :lr FyeluU uwl enciualvoly. W. L. OOUOLMS, urocKtan, masaaenuawrfaw - 1, mmm t 4 ;"4;--'T if -.., .... sk Your Orocer If NUT carried by local grocers, write Waihunis k Co., wbo will advise where obtainable.