f Distress Jlfter Eating Nausea between meals, belching, vom. lUng, flatulence, fltt of nervous head ache, pain In the stomach, are all symptoms of dyspepsia, and the longer it U neglected the hardur It Is to cure It. Hood's SarsaparlUa and Pills Radically and permanently core it strengthen and tone the stomach and Other digestive organs for the natural performance of their functions. . Accept no substitute for Hood's. ' Ibid dyspepsia twenly-llvs years and took different mcdldnss but got no help until I began Using- Hood's Barsapsrllls, llavs taken four bottles of this medicine and can now eat almost anything, sleep well, bars no cramps In my stomach, no burning and no distress.1) alas. William O. BASsrrr, 14 Olney Bt Providence, R. t Mood's SarsaparlUa promisee to ur and keeps the promlee. rrenteos II tones In Amerioa. "It la a little strange," said Irving L. Ituasell, "that the United States, so far abend In national resources of every other part of the globe In all essential things, should be so deficient as a producer of precious atones. I am of the opinion that there will be a big discovery some day of the most valued gems, probably In some out of the wsy comer of the land, OOD WAYS OF MANATEE. Something About th Hapldl VaaUh" - tag Amerlceo Iteuow. Many hundreds of people bave visit ed the aquarium In the last few months and bave seen the manatee, or aeacow, but unless one knows some thing about this rare and curious! beast. Its round, olirllke bodr saddling around Its tank, can bave aroused but Natural. McJlgrer Well, what do yon think of that fellow Glddep? Jokeley tells me be takes a cab whenever be goes to look for work. Thingumbob Yes, Glddep la em ployed by a cab company to pick op fares. Philadelphia Tress. little liitercst, says the New York Tost Years ago these aquatic animals were very abundant in the warm wa ters of Florida, but they were so re- It l p Vaai Winkle Libeled. Rip Van Winkle hud just been tak ing a unp. During a hand upon his beard, he murmured drowsily, "How this grows on nml" After which be fell Into a second doze, that be might sleep out the remalulng ton years. Yale Record. "I do not mean to Intimate that we sre exactly destitute of fine stones, but that tlioso found are mostly of Inferior of the old mines. In North Carolina ntleas!y killed for their flesh and for ..... . itiila nil 41... t Vi . r tia Ua 1 irtSlSkfvl A VAFff a good many cinerolds and rubles ana,1"" ."" ""v "' sapphires are to be had, but they are ran Indeed, and the fine for killing not of sulllclent value to warrant cut-,0118 '0"- ting. Some very fine pearls have been ancestors of these creatures taken out of the shells picked up In doubtless lived on land, but manatees the streams of Arkansas, and at one have so long forsaken terrestrial habits time the search for them down there that they are even more changed than amounted to a craze. I'earls, by the seals. The wholes probably are derived way, have gone up In price from 200 .from the same ancestors as theso sca to 300 per coot In recent years. cows. There are no external signs of "A great many semi precious stones hind limbs In the manatee, but under nre mined In California, the turquoise neath the Skin several small, useless rTO Permenmtir tnraa. Vo flu or II 10 rtaramtdr'iMnfIr.KllneUratNan fmUift. Knd tm rrMSl trial bMlle andtraataw. IJl.lt.kL Mllua,Ixd..W rub bk. 1-Lllnd.lutua, fa. found out there being especially beau tiful, but lacking in hardness. Tour malines also come from California in abundance. Washington Tost $28.00 Reward. E. 8. Jackson, alias O. K. Morgan, etc., taking subscriptions for Mimsey's and Seattle Star is a faker. Subscribe through authorized Star agent. Above reward (or causing his arrest. Can You Con) age to the Word Kiss. ltichard Grant White, the eminent philologist, was asked once upon a time to conjugate the verb "kiss." Ho believed and maintained that English How to Keep House. With all the luxuries and pleasures of this lite, its big enjoyments and its smaller com oris, there Is an ollsc or B grammurlcss tongue, hence he felt i m m. wm. wo uvo ui conwnu . no compunction when he gave this: "Ituss, to kiss; re-bus, to kiss again; plurlbus, to kiss without rcgnrd to number; syllybus, to kiss the hand In stead of the lips; blunderbuss, to kiss the wrong person; omnibus, to kiss every one In the room; erebus, to kiss In the dark." with in the form of aches and pain In some way and by some means every one has a touch of them In some form at some tUne. Trifling as some of them may be, the risk Is that they will grow to something greater and rack the sys tem with constant torture. There is nothing, therefore, of this kind that we haie a right to trifle with. Taken in time, the worst forms of aches and pains are easily subdued and cured by the (roe use of St. Jucobs Oil. No well regulated household ought to be without a bottle o( this great remedy for pain. It is the specillo virtue ot penetration in St. Jacobs Oil that car ries it right to the pain spot and effects a prompt cure even in the most painful cases of Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciat ica, Lumbago. You want it also in the house at all times (or hurts, cuts and wounds, and the house that always has It keeps up a sort of insurance against pain. The Cautions Riley. A friend of James Whitcomb Riley tells a atory of an encounter with the bachelor poet once bad with a woman reporter. Tbe energetic young wom an, after strenuous effort, bed finally caught Mr. Itlley at tbe telephone. This Is the couversstlon that followed: "la this Mr. IUIeyT "Yes. That la Miss H "Miss Jones, of tbe Courier-Journal. I've been trying alt day to get an in terview with you, Mr. Ulley." Ah, would It were now a view In stead of an Interview," sold the poet, gallantly. "Oh, thanks! How long will you re main in Louisville, Mr. Itlleyr "Only a short time." "Is your wife with you?" "No, ma'am, ahe la not." "Where la she, may I ask?" "You may ask, my dear Miss Jones, but I flud It very difficult to answer. I am In absolute Ignorance as to ber whereabouts. For aught I know to the contrary, ahe may right now be at the other end of this telephone." Kan aaa City Journal. bones, close to the vertebrae, are all that is left of tbe hind legs and feet -In almost all mammals there are seven bones In the neck, but the man atee has six. The bones of these crea tures are very heavy and solid, and. Indeed, tbe ribs used to, be carved and sold as Ivory. Tbe upper lip is one of the most curious structures of this odd animal. It Is very thick and Drngglels Come Handy. Young Lady liars you a city direc tory here? Druggist Yes, madam. Young Lady I'tease look through It and find Mrs. Sewseam's preseut locs tion, and address this envelope to her. Here's two cents for the stamp. KKeeley liquor-morphine-tobacco I ' r."f HaMTt PFBMiNFWTIYmlWri f OS FULL (SVITKULARS - mmmmwt iigTiTOTf- powtl ANo.oor, Steel Used In Making; Pens. The latest figures show that more ateel Is used In the manufacture of pens than in all the sword and gun factories In tbe world. Tbe first steel pen was made Just 100 years ago. A single firm to-day manufactures 200,' 000,000 annually, using seven and one- half tons of tbe finest sheet ateel each week, or 78,000,000 pounds in a year. Deafness Cannot Be Cored swollen and Is split up tbe cente horellD In fact But the manatee , -V"! "ri'0 w - way vucurauei Dgi. tnu mil ia or cmmLitu. But makes good use of this fact, and as both sides of the split are roughened with stiff bristles It Is an easy matter t local applications aa ther rannot reach the tw tloual remedied. iJeafuessts caused by an In- JiaiUCU VUUUILIUQ PI IDC mUCOUS I1U1DK Ol In Eustachian Tube. When thle tube U Inflamed Hie Tears. ' Effect of Moral Teaching on f oath. Poor Feeble (about to bs operated i Two small boys stood hefora ladam on (or sppendlcitis) Doctor, before von begin, I wiah yon would send sod bsve our pastor, the Iter, Mr. Uarps, come over. Dr. Cutter Certainly, If yon wish It, but sh "I'd like to be opened with prajer." Life. To Break la New Shoes. Always shake In Allen's Foot-Earn, a powder. It cures hot. sweating, arhina. swollen feat. Cnrneorni, Ingrowing nalli and bunions. At 11 druggists and sboa itorfi.ZV Don't accept anyaulMtltute. Sample mailed FREE. Address Alien S. Olmtted, U toy, N. Y. There Is now no pitchblende, from which radium is extracted, for sals at the Austrian mines. 1 Stubbs of the Juvenile Court. They gazed fearfully Into his earnest, yet kindly face, and, not too badly fright ened to understand, grasped tbe Import of the lecture. "My boys, tell me, now, why did you lump off and on those cars? You knew that you might have a leg or an arm cnt off, didn't you? You might bave been killed. Now, you haven't got any more arms and legs than you need, have you? Don't you see that it's very foolish of you to put yourself In dan ger In that manner?" Sitting In the little waiting room of the court half an hour later, both boya were silent They bad evidently been pondering over the words of the judge. Not so much reverence as might bave been expected was heard In the voice of the smaller boy as be suggested to the other: "Huh! Bet that's how the judge lost his own arm." Indianapolis News. you bare a rumbling sound or lm . . . . - i, infr, tun wutn it in entirely clone lor mm euii-r ui n.-u v rcu w .cni u .h. raanlt. and nnl th hn.mn.ilmi. -.n . rfect hear- Ieafne la Without moving its body and to browse taken out and this tube restored tolls normal on the filaments, tbe two parts of the i.SroTV Up acting like a pair of forceps. I which Is nothing but an Inflamed condition of The male manatee hns a strong tusk wewul g"eroaneHundred Dollars for any In hfIi 1nw lmf In iha female, while esse of Iafnre (caused by catarrh) that can- " ' . , ... ,t,. it t cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure, bend for circulars, iree. r. j. uhesii s tu., Toledo, O. No More Orphans. Bishop Potter admitted at a dinner the other night that be bad fallen Into the habit of asking his wife what be should sieak about If called upon at any public function. "My wife told me Oils evening," he said, "that she would like to have me correct a rumor that has been going around to tbe effect thut she Intended to give up ber house to an orphan asylum. ' 'Ti.ll tm ortlABta at i11nnj If vAit say anything,' she bade mo, 'that It Is " " ' - nut bo. I have already taken In one orphan, and I do not propose to admit any more Into my house, If I can help If" The Wrens; Girl. Miss Passay (with affected indig nation) Mr. Huggard caught me in the dark ball last evening and kissed me. Miss Pepprey Oh, I wouldn't blame blm. Miss Passay Why ahouldn't I blame him? Miss Pepprey You say tbe hall was dark; It was undoubtedly an accldenL- Philadelphia Press. the tusk extends four or five Inches into the skull, it never breaks through the skin, and so Is perfectly useless. At a distance, when one of these crea tures raises Its bead above the water, it looks remarkably like a human be ing, and many stories of mermen and mermaids are doubtless founded on such a basis. The method of capture of these un wieldy creatures is interesting. Spe cial nets are made, exactly fitting tbe stream for which they are Intended. After it is thought that the manatees have ascended for the purpose of feed ing, the net, the meshes of which are about a foot square, is stretched across the creek. It Is fastened firmly the other. When the manatee strikes tne net he blunders ahead, thrashes around and the loose end of the net giving way tbe creature is entangled and Is then rolled ashore. Sold br Drueslsts. 75c. Hall's Family Tills are the best A Russian lieutenant gets about $200 a year, a captain about (300 and a major $450. Mothers will find Mrs. WLuslows's Soothing Byrup the best remedy to use for thslr children curing the teething period.. a man A Boston Husband, Mrs. Caudle I think there's downstairs. Air. uauuie i tnougnt i heard some one. Suppose you go down and able him what he wants. Even a burglar wouldn't strike a woman, you know. Boston Transci'pt Becoming Constitutional. "Is It true dnt Uncle 'Kastus bss got de lung trouble, like I heard?" asked Mrs. Jacksou, anxiously, for Uncle 'Kastus wss a valued member of the neighborhood society. "True! I reckon It's true," said Aunt 'Stasia, with a sort of sorrowful pride. QUEER FRAUD ALLEGED. Towns Mexican Ynrnlalicd Mexican 1'eone to Indian School in Kaxnaaa. A young Mexican of many aliases waa arrested late Saturday afternoon at the postofflce by Deputy United States Marshal Brighton, charged with ' one of the queerest frauds that baa ever come to the notice of the Fcd-j eral officers here, says the Los Angeles Times. For a week the offlcere have been looking for a man who la men-1 tioned in the warrant aa Peter Koxas, but who gave the name of Llndsey j when arrested, and la also known as Jose Algeron. This fellow's game was a double beaded proposition. Some time ago be wrote to the superintendent of the "De trouble's been chasing back and j government Indian school at Law fo'th among two or three ob hla lungs re nee, Kan., alleging that be bad in for deae two las' months, and dls tuo'n- his own family and among relatives Ing de doctor said It 'peered like anoth-' and friends Indian children to tbe er one was gwine to be affected 'less be" number of forty or fifty whom be wish- For bronchial troumes try Piso's Cure for Consumption. It Is a good cough wr-ru-'wuia. at oruggiais, price ia cents. If the wife isn't boas during tbe honeymoon ahe doean't amount to much as a ruler. 8eir-Rtghteons Man's Last Words Dr. Charles II. Parkhurst was talk ing about the self-righteous. "They are a strange class," be said. "Whenever I think of them I am reminded of a man who died in Leipslc while I was study ing there, some thirty years ago. This man was so abominably self-righteous that they say he murmured as be lay dying: 'And if I owe any man any thing I freely forgive him the debt' " Miss Nettie Blackmore, Min- heapolis, tells how any young woman may be permanently cured of monthly pains by-tak ing Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege table Compound. "Totnco Wos: I had frequent headaches of a severe nature, dark spota before my eyes, and at my men- atrual periods I sunerea untoia agony. A member of the lode-e advised me to try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege table Compound, but I only scorned good advice and xeit that my case waa hopeless, but aba kept at me until I bought a Dottle and atartea taking it. I soon had the best reason in the world to change my opinion of the medicine, as each day my health im proved, and finally I waa entirely with out pain at my menstruation periods. I am most grateful. "Nettie Black more, 28 Central Ave., Minneapolis, Minn. 1 5000 forftlt If trlalnal of about IttUr w'q fSi-wiMMse cannot ot products. If there Is anything about your case about -which you would like special advice, write freely to Mrs. Pinkham. She will hold your letter in strict confidence, bhe can surely help you, for no person in America can speak from a wider experience in treat ing female ills. She has helped hundreds of thousands of women back to health. Uer address is Lynn, Mass. ; her advice La free. Perrin's Pile Specific The INTERNAL REMEDY No Case Exists it Will Not Cora HOWARD L BURTON. Aisaver anJ Chemist Specimen prices, (lold. Hllver, Lesd, SI ; (Sold, HU. vr,7.c;i.oli, SOG;Zlnci)rJopper,l. lyitnklfttesM. Wallln-f envelop and full prlw list ent on applica tion. Control and 1'mplre work sollrltprl. f.ftd vtlle, Colo, lleference Carbonate Nut'l Bank. AQENTS WANTED Tot our New Gasolene Draff Haw. We set en gine onlr once (or eacb log. One man can move saw. We handle the onlr Malleable Grubbing Machine. Write us your wants la tbe macbtnery line. KE1EIWON MACHINERY CO.. Foot Morrison St. Portland, Oregon BUY u :i'fJ -j o FROM YOUR DEALER could find some more pow'ful remedy." illililll LIKE A SPONGE Some of the most stubborn diseases enter into the system through the pores of the rkin. Like a sponge, it absorbs poisons of various kinds, which are taken up by the little blood vessels beneath the surface of the body, and emptied into the great current of the blood. The juice of poison oak and other noxious wild plants percolate through the skin like water through t iponge, are taken into the circulation, breaking out afrcali each seuson, and linger ing on for years unless antidoted and driven out of the system. Dye Poisoning; among the employes of dye houses, and from wear ing colored under clothing and hosiery, is of frequent occurrence and dangerous to health, causing boils and tores and Tow OAS AND ITS amors. ,;. Orsr fifteen years aao I was poisoned with Pol Otner eruptions. ton Oak. I tried remedy after rsm.dy without Workers In lead, braSS sjettlna relief. Bores broke oat over my body and i ,i01a are nftrn on my tonsue, affeotlne; the llnlnff of my mouth, and other metals art otten Vln Bboui a ,,, mr dootor tol4 , M poisoned by the chemicals try B. 8. S., wo ion I did. After taking three mnA arirla imcd in nolish- bottlee all ths sores dleappeared, and I hewe not and acias usea in pon u botn.r.d ,lno.( ,nd f ti mttoh indebted to ing, ftnd the OUSt and 111- your valuable medlolne for so prompt and torn. ln. e.tri;nr.rvn thn akin pletsaeurs. I am certain that S. B. 8. will do all ings settling upon tne sum, M u oUtm,d for lt la blood a...0.. and which find their way DnTui,, xr. CON. O'BRTAS. through the pores into the . blood, followed by inflammation, swelling and the most obstinate tores. Blood Poison, the vilest of all human disesses, it often con tracted through shaking the hand or handling the clothmg or other arti clcs used by one Infected with tl.it dangerous poison. The deadly virus findincf ltt way through the poret of the skin.contaminatesthe blood and produces fearful ulcert, eruptiont and blotchet. The diseasee that enter the tystem by absorption or through the pores are as deep-seated and dangerous at any brought an hv internal causes, and cannot be reached by washet, talves, soaps or other external remedies: The blood ...f K- r,.!rifW and a healthv circulation established before gettin-r permanently rid of the disease. S. S. S. acts upon the blood, ridding it of the original poison and restoring it to a heaitny, normal conoiuon.-y O C G a mi sir at ntd entirely vegetable, an unrivaled blood pun fier and the best of aU tonics. With sit impurities removed from the t.i4 k- ,nA mntinns disannear from the skin. Write us should fJiUUU-l w"u ivive - i s at.! Ml vou desire medical advice or any Information about your cste this wiU cost you aothing.j yjx SYfiFT $PLCinO CO., ATIANTA, CM ed to send to the school at Lawrence. How he succeeded so successfully In "working" the officials there Is yet to he made plain, hut, nevertheless, they forwarded transportation here for the alleged young full hloods. Now for the trick. Mr. Koxas that's his official name so far went forth Into the highways and tbe by-1 ways and collected a band of between forty and fifty Mexican youths of the peon class. He told them that be would furnish transportation to Kan-j aaa to work there for $3 a day, pro-j vlded they would pay blm $4 apiece In advance for their jobs and the ride. Of course, be did not send tbe whole fifty In a bunch his operations cover ed some little time. The "Indian children" began arriv ing In Lawrence, and one look at them caused a falling of the Jaw of tbe superintendent, for be knew full well real from a bogus redskin at any age. lie would like to see tne scnooi , fuller, to be sure, aa these offers from proline Callforulana had made promise , that lt would be but no, tills stock would never do. He could not look for Increased appropriation for bis school on the strength of this bunch of peons. The Kansas officials conveyed their suspicions of fraud to the officials here, and the work of tracing the trafficker In young Mexican boys was begun. In the meantime Koxas sent similar letters to a government Indian school in Colorado. This suporlntemlcnt was on the lookout, and wrote decoy lot- tors to Koxas, who was arrested while receiving one of these. 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