Eruptions
, .... . 1803
EVENTS OF THE YEAH.
LEAVES
MANY
DARK RECORD
RE8PECT8.
IN
Tho only way to stet rid
of pimples and other erup
tions is to cleanse tho blood,
improve the digestion, stim
ulate the kidneys, liver and
skin. Themedicinototakeis
Hood's Sarsapar ilia
van 1 massacre, murder, disaster ud violene
Which has cured thousands tnot n 1,rP contrast with the un-
. dnrljiiig spirit of progress that It stesd-
Deeds of Rapla and Violence and Far
(aching Natural LHeaatar Otif
fhadow Ita whowlac of tha FralU
of Iadnatrjr ad Peace.
Taking Thing.
"I always take things ft tlicjr
come," until the pickpocket m lie dex
terously relieved the rimn ahead of
him of a watch and purse.
"Anil I take men a I find them,"
added the policcniun, clutching Lim
gently but firmly by the arm.
Plan Cur I a remedy for cough, oolda
and consumption. Try it. I'rlceXS oeute,
at druggists.
Aa Odd Chandallar.
A chandelier, made of human bones,
adorn tlm ceiling of a church in Beld
lilt, Ilohetnia.
aflAiiillAAllAAAAMHai
Straighten Up
Th nuin muscular (upporta af
Body weaken M HI ,
Backache
ar Lerobec. T. rra, atreogfbaa
end straighten p, use
St. Jacobs Oil
Prioa SSe. anal to.
tf Tf TTTTf tTTf f f TUtttHfl
Juit la Hard Luck.
Irate Guest (to waiter)-Look
here I
Band
Ddin't I order a Swiss cheese
with?
l'olite Walter Yea, air, and there it
ia.
Irate fiuest There are two slices of
bread, but can you find any cheese on
them?
l'olite Waiter I'm aurry, air. The
chccso ia tliora all riWe, ! ymmr b
pened to hit on one of the holes.
100 itavr Aim ioo.
II r making for frletidllnea and better
' mutual understanding between Individu
als and nation. Itellglous Intolerance,
political intrigue, clnss hatred and con
vuIhIoii of ustur a re the causes upon
I which the dread responsibility real.
Id May occurred the great mnsaacr of
Jews In Klahlner, Huia. A month later
I King Alexander and Queen Drags of
Hervla were murdered In thulr palace In I
' Iielgrada by their own aoldlery and o(tl-
cer. mrike ana otrier isnor aisputes
have bivu reapouslbl for a good deal of
violence and several deatha In tha Unit
ed Hutes: and natural phenomena, un
der which elssslflcatlon are numbered the
dlatrou flood and atorms of lat
spring and early summer in Kansas, Ne-
braaka, Iowa, Missouri and other parts
of tha nation, hurricanes In tha South
Sea Islands and an earthquake In Asl-
tle Turkey, havs caused tha lose of
thouanud of Uvea and much valuable
property.
The uufaltering course of commercial
achievement baa been evidenced by tha
opening of two new cable beneath the
raelfic ocean, auccessful practical testa
of wireless telegraphy, and tha establlah-
ment of a Department of Commerce In
connection with tho government In Washington.
Tha year'a roll of deaths Include ec
clesiastic authorities Ilka rope I -co and
Canon V. M. Karrar, statesmen like
Lord Salisbury of England and ex-I're-
mler Hiigasta of Kpaln, thinkera like Her
bert Bpeucer and 1'rof. Iheodor Momm
aen, public men like former Postmaster
General W. 8. Ilissell, religious workers
like Mrs. Emma llooth Tucker, and
Inventor like It. J. Galling.
The events of the year 1JW3 are briefly
summarized below.
January,
1. Ooenlnr of I'acMc cable between Ban
Frnnrl.ro and Honolulu Asiatic plague
at Magellan, Meih-o,
0. Death of ex I'retuler Ha its si a or opain
In Madrid.
6. Iiesth of j. I. Case, of Racine, Wle.
11. Iieslb of tien. Bsiuuel Thomas, prom
Inent rallruad man.
14 I (invrm xiiri tsrlff off coal.
IT. Herman gunboat attacks fort Carlos,
inn ! renulaetl Lv Veueauelana.
IS. leatb of ex Mayor A. 8. Hewitt of
New York.
111. I'realdcnt Hooaevelt and King Edward
VI 1. etchaiige greellnge by wireless teleg
raphy Forty four Cblcsge coal men In-
dl ted ly ur.ucl Jury.
30. Death of Julia
rwiiiilent
21. Uernians Recommence bombardment
of Ban Carlo.
22. Csusl treatv with Colombia elcned.
24. Treatv for arbitration of Alaskan
hantutirf ill.mit aimed In Wasblnitou
Hsnstor Teller reeieclea in coiorsao
hard Suht W. K. Day appointed to
j7 Vittr n.rl.h in hurnlni af Coloey
Hatch lnun t.rluro In Eurland
2S. Train wwk at vauo. ahi., aim
bums 20 person. Injuring many other.
lf. Army of Hultnn of Morocco rout tbst
of 1'retender In bsttl nesr Kea.
a. teamer gaatnaw snnk off Tlrdula
road; orrr 20 llee lout 15 prraoii
druwned In wr.k of lll'incralvr O.Ulua
boat OlorUii on Nova Mcotl rot.
B. A. W. Marbrn, aupcrliilendrnt free da
Uvery, ouited by I'o.l iim.l.r iueral I'ayn.
V. llwoirary of plot to blow up tiur
L'uibrla In New York harbor.
10. Ilrr.t Or lu Ottawa, Out.
12. I'r.th of Poet it. It. Htoddard.
18. Urt uaasacr of Jw la Klihlnev.
Kiimla.
28. railing elevator In Pittaburg kill
five person and Injure 12.
23. I-atb of Max O'Kell (M. Paul Rlouet)
Klght person killed and six Injured la
l'sii Madrid automobile race Hever
atoriua In Kauaa, Iowa and Oklahoma.
25. Mnetren peraoua killed and a many
mora Injured by toruadoc Dear Uaatlng,
Neb.
24. New Tork City celebrate 2.'nh enni
V.r.ary of lnrorportlon. .... .British tom-
er llitddersfleld sunk In coUIston and 22
llvs lost.
27. tight trainmen killed In wreck Dear
Bryan, Ala.
in. Veudlat attack J.ll at Jarkson, Ky..
and are repuleed I'reabyterlan general
assrmbly votea for revlaton of confession of
faith.
81. Great flooda devastate Kansas, Ne
braska and Iowa Big Or la Itaclue,
n is.
CASEY FOUND HIS MATCH.
a Ralph, war corra-
Tba readers of Ibl. t.arr will be t'led to
srn that tlirre la alleait oue dreaded diutSM
Hist seisnra baa tieen able to cur In all lta
n.ita. and tlist Iscatarrh. HaU'st aUurhCure
I. the only Hwitlvecur known totbe medtral
trstcrnitf. atarrh being a constitutional die
ease, rrcjulrr. a Coii.tltuilonal treatment.
II all' Catsrrh Cure Is taken Internally, arilng
dlrxnly jm.th blood and mucous in risers
ol th syatrm, tli.rebf destroying tb lounda
tlon of tha Uiwsm, and giving tb patient
strength by bulldlne up the cnn.tltutloa And
aai.iTiig naiur In nulng it work. Tb pro
prietor have bo much faith In Its enrattva
xiwr. that they otter One Hundred iHiUsrs
lor any ess that it (alia to cure, band lot list
trf te.timoulala. Allre.s
F. J. (.11 K.NEI CUTOiaar-,-1.
Jane.
1. Cyclone near Gainesville. Ga kills 85
persona.
4. Hsnta F train wrecked near Htlllwell,
Kanaaa; nine person killed and 2 Injured.
6. Heavy flood losse near Bpartansburg,
C Nexro hsnced bv mob at Belle
ville, III. !
7. one hnndred lives lost In common or
vessel off Marseilles, Frsnc Flood at
Its height at Ht. Louia.
9. Marriage of Gov, W. J. Bailey of Kan
aaa and Mr. Ida B. Weed In Kanaaa City.
II. Kins Alexander. Gneen Lraaa, two
brotbera of the queen, l'reinler and two
Cabinet members assassinated at Belgrade,
fiervla. I'rluce Peter Karageorgevltvb pro
Slnluied king.
12. KestU or Gen. Alex McC'ook.
10. I'lince Peter Karaaeoraevltcb chosen
king of Bervla. Waterspout destroy
llenpuer, Oregon.
20. American Derbv at Chlcaio won by
The Picket.
21. End of Lowell (Maes.) textile strike
...,I)ratb of Major Jame B. Pond.
22. Near burned at auk Dear Wilming
ton, Del.
25. Peter Karaxeorxevltch take oatn as
king of Hervl.
27. Million dollar Ore In Milwaukee.
ftO. Two hundred and thirty-four men
lose live by exnloalon In mlu at Hauoa,
Wyo.
Joly.
1. New Deoartmeut of Commerce started
In Washington.
4. American Pacific cable from Ban ran-
ciaco to Pbtllppinea completed.
o. virty te lUO persona lose uvea oy
breaking of dam Dear Jeannette, Pa
Race riot at Evanaville, Iud Ham
mond packing plant at Kt. Joseph, Mo.,
burns, causing loss of U,&)U,000.
. Beveo killed In race riot at Evansvliia,
Ind.
7. Twenty fonr killed lu railway collision
near Charlottesville, Va.
15. Iiestb of Mrs. James G. Blaine.
18. Hon born to U rover Cleveland and
ife.
2J. Death of Pop Leo XIII.
2124. Great Uuauclol storm In Wall
trect.
22. Death of Gen. Caaalu M. CUy.
25. Entombment of Pop Leo.
2(1. Negro lynched and burned and public
bulldlnca defaced by mob at Danville, 111.
20. Twenty-five neraona killed and 80 in
jured by powder explosion at Lowell, Maaa.
Bold by druggist. 75o,
Ua"'s FamiU PUIS
are th basi.
The Dahlia.
The dahlia Waa introduced into Eu
rope for the value of ita bulb aa a sub
stitute for the Irish, potatoe, which it
resembles when baked.
Determined.
"My brother la very much hurt that
you should refit so to correspond with
him," aaid Mr. Chellusman'a sister.
"By failing to answer hi many letters
you wrong him, although, perhaps, you
do not mean it."
"No," replied Miss Jilt. "I do not
mean to wrong hint; neither do I
mean to write him." Catholic Stand
ard and Times.
Bay of Apia Fish.
In tho bay of Apia, in Hamoa, a aur
vrying party has discovered 453 dis
tinct siH-einieiiH of fiah.
February,
t. Earthquak ahakea felt between Bt.
Louie, Mo., and Loulavllle. Ky......Mora
tbau l.ouu Uvea destroyed oy uumcsu.
Btiutb Ht-a lalamla. n,
fi. Wllllaiu Hooper lonna pir.u. s
to murder la New York ana geia me
lUC. . -MM .K-
11. On minion nv oouurwu uu.
dollar fir at Rock laland, 1U., arsenal.
lg. Allied power sign protocol for raw
ing of Venesuelan blockade.
15. Venesuelan blocked ralaed.
1511. Kxtrciue cold and torm aver
United State. , . , .
17. Klghteen Uvea Ut by alnklng of
river steamer near Kdenton, N. C.
JB. tight children killed by train In New
srk, N. f. . ....
20 Many Jjurea in u"
CHfton Houa at Cedar Baplda, Iowa
pope'a allver Jubilee.
25. Four mluer killed and msny Injured
In battle with Uulted States offlcer at
Btanulford City, W. Va.
2. Pike Opera Houae In Cincinnati borne
with half a squar of other buildings; loss
I2 0UOJO Albert Knapp, of Hamilton,
O , cenfeeae five murder Death of B.
J. Gatllng In New lork.
Ananat.
4. Cardinal Barto choaen Poie.
7. Clrcua trains wrecked at Dnrand,
Mien.: Zl person killed.
8. Fall of balcony at Philadelphia base-
Dau para causes nine Orstbs.
V. Crownlu of l'ooe Plus X.
10. Fir ud panic on Parla anderground
ratiroaa causes too aeatna.
14. Jeffrie whip Cor bet t In Baa Fran
claeo.
13. Buaala Bends fleet Into Turkish wa
ters.
jfOw Tiwkaue4ea aa..el
22. Death of Lord Salisbury, former pre
mier of England.
23. Death of Chaa. C. Bonney of Chicago,
orlgluator of World'a Fair Congreaa.
24. Ixiu Dillon trot a mile In 2 minute at
Readvllla, Mass 50 persons burned to
death at Budapest.
24 27. Wsr gsm off Main coast and
Pnrtland harbor.
20. United (ttstes Vice Consul Magelaeen
suiassliisted st Beirut. Hvrla.
27. Heavy ralu atorm sweep Western
Btste.
(apteanbar.
a. Reliance wlna International cup rac
fmm tthsmrork ill.
T. Town of Hen MlaoeL Tucatan. da-
st roved bv hurricane.
14. Rain, snow and frost Injnrea crops
In Northweatern btatea.
ia ttr storm mi Atlantic coaat.
17. Joeeuh Chamberlain and twa other
ruin from British Cabinet.
IV. Four more member of British Cabi
net resign.
22. Curtis Jett convictea oi (.ocareu
muni., mi fwnthlsns. Kentucky.
23. Death of el Senator Chaa. B. Farwell
tit I'hlr. fo.
2S. Hlit riot In Baolt Bte. Maria. Canada.
80. Death of Sir Michael Herbert. British
Ambaaaador to Washington.
Only When Ha ftpoke "Aa Maa to
Man" Dli tha Troth Coins IHi .
Judge Marcua Kavanagb, of the Su
perior Court, used to be colonel of the
Seventh Regiment, the famoua Irish
regiment of the Illinois National Guard.
So strict was tbe rule of admisabm to
tbe regiment that before a man was
placed on tbe muster roll be was oblig
ed to prove bis nationality. This proof
was secured by sending the candidate,
In charge of a corporal's guard, to the
windswept corner of the Masonic Tem
ple. He waa also given a pipe of tobac
co and a single match. If, standing at
tbe corner, be was able to light bis pipe
with tbe one match be Was adjudged
worthy of admission to the regiment.
Uurlng the ctpanlau-American war
Col. Kavanagb took bis regiment Into
camp, yearning for active service.
I There was a private In tbe regiment
named Casey. Casey was, In a way,
tbe butt of tbe regiment. He waa al
I ways getting Into trouble and his na
' tlve Irish wit was always getting him
; out again.
The regiment wanted to do some
fighting, and ita members chafed
against tbe confinement and strict dis
cipline of camp life. All sorts of ex
cuscs were presented by members who
wanted to slip back to Chicago for
few days. CoL Kavanagb got to be sad'
ly cynical.
One day Trlvate Casey managed to
slip by tbe sentinel In front of Col
Kavanagh's tent and presented himself
before bis commanding officer, wltb bis
right hand at salute.
"Colonel," said Casey.
"CaKey," said the colonel.
"Me wife Is lyin' at th' point av
death In Chicago," aid Casey, rubbing
bis eyes with bis coat sleeve. "I'm
aftber askln' you to leave me have fou
days' leave of absence."
Col. Kavanagb looked at Casey and
Cai-ey looked at the Colonel. There was
tbat In Casey's eyes which seemed to
belle bis tears. Tbe Colonel put his
right hand Into tbe lntdde pocket of hi
coat. He pulled out a sheaf of letters.
"Your wife's Illness must have been
sudden. Casey," said tbe Colonel "I
got a letter from her only this morning
saying that the only peace and quiet
she bad since she married you was
since you've been down here In camp."
"Colonel," burst out Casey, the tears
vanishing from bis eyes, "may I speak
to ye aa man to man?"
'You may, Casey."
'Not as a private spakln' to his com-
mandln officer?"
'As Mike Casey speaking to Marcus
Kavanagb."
Uses Pc-ru-na
For Colds
OVERNOR OF OREGON
Ik
in
His Family
m
and Grip.
w II P it
CAPITOL BUILDING, SALEM, OREGON.
A Letter From the Governor of Oregon.
Ferana is known from the Atlantic
to the Pacific. Letters of congratula
tion and commendation testifying to
the merits of Peruna as a catarrh rem
edy are pouring in from every state in
the union. Dr. Hartman la receiving
hand reds of such letters daily. All
classes write these letters, from the
highest to the lowest.
The outdoor laborer, the indoor ar
tisan, the clerk, the editor, the states
man, the preacher all agree that Pe
runa is the catarrh remedy of the age.
The stage and rostrum, recognizing ca
tarrh as their greatest enemy, are es
pecially enthusiastic in their praise
and testimony.
Any man who wishes perfect health
must be entirely free from catarrh.
Catarrh is well nigh universal ; almost
omnipresent. Peruna is the only abso
lute safeguard known. A cold is the
beginning of catarrh. To prevent
colds, to cure colds, is to cheat catarrh
out of its victims. Peruna not only
cures catarrh, but prevents it. Every
household should be supplied with this
great remedy for coughs, colds and so
forth.
admirer of Peruna. He keeps it con
stantly in the house. In a recent let
ter to Dr. Hartman, he says :
State of Oregon, Executive Depart
ment,
Tbe Peruna Medicine Co..Columbus,0.:
Dear Sirs I have had occasion to use
you Peruna medicine In my family for
colds, and it proved to be an excellent
remedy. I have not had occasion to
use it for other ailments.
Yours very truly, W. M. Lord.
It will be noticed that the governor
says he has not had occasion to use Pe
runa for other ailments. The reason
for this is, most other ailments begin
with a cold. Using Peruna to prompt
ly cure colds, he protects his family
from other ailments. This is exactly
what every other family in the United
States should do. Keep Peruna in the
bouse. Use it for coughs, colds, la
grippe, and other climatic affections of
winter, and there will be no other ail
ments in the house. Such families
should provide themselves with a copy
of T)r. Hartman's free book, entitled,
"Winter Catarrh." Address Dr. Hart
man, Columbus, Ohio.
The Governor of Oregon is an ardent
Ask Your Druggist for a Free Peruna Almanac for 1904
"No guardhouse, no matther what
sayr
"Say what you please. Casey."
"WI1L thin. Colonel, there's the two
biggest liars In th' camp undher your
tint roof this minute. I'm not married
at all. be gob." Chicago Tribune.
HAMeAtrlSr'UNCLe nusseLl.4
Assyrian Records.
Layard in his "History of Nineveh"
mentions tbat the national records ol
the Assyrian empire weie written on
bricks in characters so minute as to be
scarcely legible without the aid ol a
microscope and that, in fact, a variety
of this instrument was found among
the excavations.
Cr.
OSS.'
Poor man! He can't help it
H petS blJlOUS. Heneeds ,
.-.- iM, 'o Ft its
fOlK
Sufficient Reason.
"What makes Middlerib 'so bitter
against Turks?"
"Tbe young man who calls on his
daughter smokes Turkish cigarettes."
r-iTft Permanenny uirM. wo at or nervous nea
f 110 srtMltrstdar'saseofDr.KUne'sUrealKers
Hmtorer. Hena nir rrrsi insiootiiesnaireauas.
In. K. H. ILUns, Lt4..fcU Anil ht-. FhUaolphla, Pa
...a with Tncker-a H..d, wit They act directly on the liver,
Coughing
" I was given up to die with
auick consumption. I then began
Aver'a Cherry Pectoral. I
E. Hrt-
imnroved at once, and am now in
'. . k..l,V. fhsa.
nerfect health.
man, Clbbstown, N. Y.
It's too risky, playing
with your cough.
The first thing you
know it will be down
deep in your lungs and
the play will be over. Be
gin early with Ayer's
Cherry Pectoral and stop
the cough.
fkm ilia i He, Mc, II. All 4rf fist.
March.
2. Trealdent Rooeevelt Issue meaaag
e.iiln Hen. is In soeclal ses.lou March 6..
....Two Beuator elected la Delaware, after
tang Oght.
g. Top !-eo celebrate 2Mb. anniversary
af hla pontificate.
6. Hpeclal session of Renat meets.
T. Nineteenth live lost by cspslslng af
ferry boat at Bpler Fa lie on Hudson Klver.
H. Hla bum to death In hotel at Ilten,
YV. Va Death of Hawaiian Couimls-
alnner Blount at Macon, lie.
B. Twenty-two Uvea lost by oil Or and
eiploalona at Olean, N. Y.
11. ( utiaa reciprocity convention raunea
by Senate lu Havana.
12. Caar proclaim rellglou freedom
through empire.
Ill, J sl runs si loimni, l onngsi.
17. Btrlke Arbitration Committee (Ilea re
port Bvuate ratine rename canal
treaty.
ht'M. Floods along unio ana Mississippi
river. .
lt. Penal ratine vnuan reciprocity
treaty aud eitra aeaalon I adjourned Blue
die. .
'11. Finding or coal Arbitration commit
tee mad public.
a. Deatn or very nev. r. w. rarrar in
London. ......
2H. Hli miner mien oy eipioaion at
Athens. III. . . .
3. Idea land Din introduced In Perils-
e"t. : .
27. Deatn or n. a. rairnana.
2 Itecloroctty treaty with United Btatea
ratified by Cuban Senate.
'Ji. Deatn oi uuaiavua w. owin, micago
'M.r'"Tomig Corbet t" defeat Terry Mo
Qovern at Ban Franclaca.
April
Prealdent stsrts on long Western trl
Coa.ult vonr doctor. If be ssye take M.
than aa aa ha sT. "e Ulis yoa aoi
t ui TltVtti.n din t tok It. H baowa.
Lt tt with him. W are willing.
J. C At a uo.. Low. ll, Maa.
lislafriisJisbmKL L'e W
In ilms. S-iM bT l)r.lUI. f
October.
S. Tornado (weep Northwestern States.
Village of Bt. Charles, Minn., raaed. Twelv
live loot by sinking of steamer la Ureen
Bit.
6. reter Elliott, armed anarchist, trie t
fore bla way Into President s room in
Whit House Nw British ministry aa
Bnimrsd.
S. Death of former Poetmaeter General
Wilson B. Blssell.
0. Heavy rainstorm cause losses of live
and property in new iora 117, new jerssj
snd vlclnttv.
11. Marriage of Tnlted State Benator
Thna. C. l'latt of New York.
i:t. Death of Archblabop Ealn of Bt
Tyitita.
Hi. Million dollar fire In Aberdeen, Wash.
17. Decision of Alaskau tribunal an
nounced.
VU. 1 nlted Btatea Benator Wm. M. Stew
art of Nevsda marrira at Atlanta, Ga.
2H. Mrs. Emma Kooth-Tncker killed In
trstn wreck at Dean Lake. Mo.
81. Member of Purdue College football
team killed In train wreck at ludlananolla,
23 persou burn to death In New York
tenemeut fire.
n.
Itepublliana gstn In election In Ohio
iii'puuncua carry tiu uigsn elec-
Oeneral etrtk In Holland
declared
N.
1.
8.
rltlM
tlon.
11.
off.
ao. Erie train wrecaen at km 11 miss,
X., and sit persons nurn 10 oeatn.
21. Klgnt ntinarea inouaana aoiiar Dr la
La Crosse, Wis.
'13. U lot in Illinois nones or Represent-
(Its It ussl a Uemaude Manchuria of
China. ....
19. Negro ivnenen vor aasanit near nanta
r. Ill iluo.i"0 fir In Columbus, (J....
. .11 killed la railway wreck near Buffalo,
8. Foreet 8re In Northern Wisconsin
nd Michigan Burning of Melbourne,
'20' Dedication of Kt. Loul Eipoaltlon
, Death of St 11 art tlolson 2,mo
live lost In earthquake at Melaagberd, Aal
alio Turkey.
May.
1. Death of I.nlgl ArdltL
I. r ight person killed end 0 hart by
Grand Trunk train at Dstrott.
November.
1. Death of Prof. Theodor Mommaea
Fir In Vatican la Rome destroys priceless
literary tressiirea new irisn land la
coea Into effect,
a. Klectlou In several State.
4. Hevolutlon la Panama; new Republic
pruclalmed.
a. Colombian troop evacnlat Colon.
6. t'nlted Btatea eitenda recognition to
nmm lteniibllc of Panama.
B. Fifty-eighth Congress meets la extra
Mains.
II. Hlg striae on une 01 .nicga tlty
Railway CO. oegin na riming occurs.
l Treaty wltb Panama signed.
lu. Cuban ri-lproolty treety paased by
House of llepreseiitstlTea tit men killed
In wreck on Hlg Fonr near Treinont, III.
Death of Novelist Henry Beton Merrl-
"'al' Thirty men cremated In lira at Lilly,
fa ' Mine e 1 plosion at CounrllBvlile,
Pa', destroy 1 Uvea
'U Uustsve Mra, In Chlrgo. con f ease
ear barn rohht-ry and several warder by
"Antometlo Trio."
End of Chicago atreet ear trtk.
27- Bandit Nledemeler, Van Din and
Roeskt captured after flerc battle In Lak
County, Indlsna Orover Cleveland an
nounce h la not a candidate for Demo
cratic nomineiion iw .
80 Pie
That II Oava Him Km ploy man t.
One of the few men who have ever
managed to get ahead of Uncle Russell
Sage In a business transaction Is a
young curb broker named Tucker, and
be did so more by accident than de
sign. It happened this way:
Tucker had ten shares of gas stock
that he was trying hard to dispose of,
with no result Finally, one of his ac
quaintances. In a spirit of fun, said to
him: "Say. old man. I understand that
Sage wants that stock bad, and la will
ing to pay 05 for it"
At that time the stock was selling
for 01, when It sold at all, so naturally
Tucker, who was a newcomer on the
curb, started off pot baste for Mr
Sage's office, and half an hour later
offered bis shares In person at 05.
"Don't want it, young man," was
the financier a reply. "I can go out
and buy all I want at 01."
Then, at be realised he bad been
"taken in" an Idea struct: Tucker.
"Mr. Sage," be said, "tinea you don't
want to buy my stock, maybe you'd
like to tell me any of tbe same stock
you may own at 03."
Eh. whatr queried Mr. bage.
"Ninety-three?" He pondered for a
moment Then, "I II take your ten
aha res at 05," be said. And tbe sale
was made.
A little later on when Mr. Sage
found that he really could have bought
all tbe stock be wanted at 01 hla feel
ings were anything but friendly to
ward Mr. Tucker. The neit Cay, how
ever, be was lu a different frame of
mind. "Any-mnn." be said, "who can
take care of himself like tbat is useful
aud I waut Mr. Tucker to watch out
for any business 1 may have on the
curb."
And that la what Mr. Tucker Is do
ing to-day.
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"Henrietta heard it and said it was
very unkind and unjust to blame her
in that manner."
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