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THE SEA GULLS
Mttle Matula lived In a llxlitliouite
with her daddy and her mother,
ISut ihe w a
never lonely. Her
parent told her
wonderful utorlea
and when the axed
to go to Kleep at
night It defined ai
thoufh Old Moth
er Ocean told her
atorlea too.
Oh yen, many
woi the time that
lie would go to
aleep and the aea
would roar and the
wave would dash
agalnnt the light
house, and Old
Mother Ocenn
would tell her k to
ri en as the alept
One day In the
llghthouoe Maude
Mm
ThcWavM Would
Diih.
waa thinking what she would play.
"I don't want to have my magic
lantern sliow until Inter this after
noon," she auld to hcrxclf.
"It Is much more fun to have It
Then It Is dark."
There was a queer cry from out
side the lighthouse n the window
ledge and Maude looked out
There, agulnxt the shutter waa a
sea gull and another waa by him.
The window ledge was very wide
but they did not seem to be there
from choice.
Then Maude remembered what a
storm there had been the night be
fore, and she thought thut these sea
gulls munt have been hurt.
Oh yes, she remembered now, how
It had blown, for old Mother Ocenn
had told her atorles of the great and
wonderful frolic all the creatures of
the sea were having.
She told Mnude, too, of the fun
the old wind was having, too, blowing
for all he was worth.
Maude opened the window and took
the e gulls Iniildp. They were very
young and they had been hurt.
I'.tit they had only been hurt a lit
tle bit by the utrencth of the wind.
They were really more frightened
tluin anything.
All the rest of the day Maude looked
after the wa gulls. They grew quite
tame, and as If they knew that Maude
was a little girl of the sea.
It was lute In the afternoon when
Mamie remembered that she had
i planned to have a magic lantern show.
"This will be fine," said Maude to
herself, "I have two In my audience
today besides my ilolla.H
The n-a gulls were seated on a great
cushion. They didn't pay any atten-
i tlon to the show
' though they did
help muke an
in audi- p,-- -'vi
l u-na I'm i -T till
i ence.
i After It was
' over Maude played
with the sea gulls
some more.
"You are so
much better," she
whispered to them, t
"that tomorrow
you will be strong
enough to go hj
yourselves.
"Then 1 will set
you free."
The next day
they were as well
as ever and had
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!.-wailiaMJuitIli!
quite forgotten
about their nerv
They Had Bten
Hurt
ousness and Tear
caused by the great storm.
The next day Maude took her sea
gulls out-of doors and whispered a
goodhy to each one.
They were off swooping, flying
down over the ocenn, and Just before
they were out of sight Maude thought
she saw them turn a little and felt
sure they were calling out to her a
goodhy and a thank you.
Their voices were so gay, so loud,
so joyful!
He Wa. Right
Little Lawrence wos untidy. Though
his mother made every effort to en
courage him, he seldom folded or
hung his clothes after he had un
dressed for bed. One day his mother
came Into his bedroom and saw his
clothes scattered all over the floor. "1
wonder who It was that did not fold
his clothes before he went to bedT"
she asked. Little Ijiwrence pulled the
bedclothes over his head nnd an
swered: "Aduml" P.oston Christian
Register.
A Wee Breed
A puny little fellow In Edinburgh
applied to Join a company of guides.
"How old are yon?" asked the man
ageress. "I'm twelve, mum."
"You are very small for twelve."
"Ay, I'm wee," replied the child,
"but ye see, my father'a wee and my
mlther's wee, an' ye canna get ratr
frae mice."
In m Dad Way
Johnny What makes that new baby
at your house cry so much, Tommy?
Tommy It don't cry so much, and
anyway If you had all your hair off
nnd your teeth out and jour legs were
so weak you couldn't stnnd on them
I gues you'd feel like crying, ton
Nothing New Sn Idea
of Power From Ocean
Bo far as the dlHputthes Indicate,
a power machine that has been set
op by Prof, Oeorges Claude at Ma
tanzns, Cuba, with Its gigantic pipe
for bringing up cold water from the
bottom of the sen, does not Involve
any principles unknown to science. It
was shown long ago thut water, If
confined In a vacuum, will give off
steam at temperatures far below Its
ordinary boiling point, and alno that
cold water will condense the steam
and restore the vacuum. So that
when Professor Clnode takes advan
tage of this and uses warm water
from the surface to produce the
team and cold water from the bot
tom to condense it again, he Is no:
exactly an Innovator. The main
question, then, Is whether his Inven
tion Is commercially important, and
on this one would like to hnte more
expert opinion, formed after thor
ough observation on the spot Ac
cording to the dispatches, the appa
ratus generated enough power to light
40 WiO wott bulbs, but whether this
power was In excess of the power
nwled to pump cold water up from
the bottom Is not stated, and It Is
a very vital point
To the layman the whole device
looks like a second cousin to a per
petuul motion machine, and there
fore not very promising; but this ob
jection was raised to the locomotive,
the steamboat and the airplane when
they were In the experimental stage.
Thnt any of these could possibly
carry enough fi'el to propel Itself
was held to be a prima facie absurd
ity; yet they did propel themselves,
and at a pretty lively clip. The very
least that cun be said for Professor
Claude la that he haa tackled a proj
ect that men ha oftta speculated
about and brought It to a point
where Its possibilities can be defi
nitely determined. It may prove to
be aa ti practical as schemes to uti
lize the latent power of the tides.
Hut It may eventually be lighting
our cities.
SWEETEN ACID
STOMACH THIS
PLEASANT WAY
When there's distress two hoars
after eating heartburn. Indigestion,
gassuspect excess acid.
The best way to correct this Is
with an alkali. Physicians prescribe
Phillips' Milk of Magnesia.
A sjioonful of Phillips' Milk of
Slagnesla In a glass of water neu
tralizes many times Its volume In
excess acid ; nnd does it at once. To
try It Is to be through with crude
methods forever.
P.e sure to got genuine rhlllips'
Milk of Magnesia. AH drugstores
have the generous 25c and Wc
bottles. Full directions In package.
Coeda Say 'Thlloacphy Firtt"
IhmiMi c-ocds are a serious lot.
One-third of the women under-
I graduates t t'openliaen tiiiivernity
I are specializing In philosophy. There
, are a thousand coeds In the student
i body of ..i:kI.
!anlsh women cnunnt hold church
positions, but six Ctrl' are spwlnli
Ing In theology, 1C1 nre goSir; to tie
doctors, 5'J l.iv.yers. ?2 political
scientists nnd S7 specialists in I'nj
llsh. Mathematics appeals to 8" ro
ods, but more than "."o girls are un
able to decide upon which branch of
silence to spccullze.
Dr. Pietrt's Favorite Prescription makes
wak women strong. No alcoh' l. Soli
by drugijitU in tablets or liquid. Adv.
Frank
"Have you come to me to nsk my
permission to marry my daughter?"
asked her dad.
"No," replied the nervy youth, "I
came to find out what kind of a
father-in-law you would n rree to be
If I did decide to marry her."
Specialty
"Jones Is iniisii;:!, I understand.
What docs h p'o.v n?"
"The neighbors' nerves."
Castoria...Por WMIm
ailments
Are you prepared to render first
aid and quick comfort the moment
your youngster has an upset of any
sort? Could von do the right thing
immediately though the emer
gency came without warning
perhaps tonight? Castoria U a
mother's standby at such times.
There is nothing like it in emergen
cies, and nothing better for every
day use. For a sudden attack of
colic, or for the gentle relief of
constipation; to allay a feverish
spell, or to soothe a fretful baby
that can't sleep. This pure vege
table preparation is always ready
to ease an ailing youngster. It is
just as harmless as the recipe on
the wrapper reads. If you sec Chaf.
II. Fletcher's signature, it is geniune
REGULAR
The modern Miss needs no "time
out" for the time of month.
If you've ever taken Bayer Aspirin
for a headache, you know how soon
the pain subsides. It is just as effec
tive in the relief of those pains
peculiar to women I
Don't dedicate certain dayt of
every month to suffering. It's old
fashioned. It's unnecessary. Aspirin
will always enable you to carry-on
in comfort. Take enough to assure
you complete comfort Hit is genuine
aspirin it cannot possibly hurt you.
Hayer Aspirin does not depress the'
heart. It does nothing but stop the
pain, so use it freely.
Headaches come at inconvenient
times. So do colds. But a little Iiayer
Aspirin will always save the day.
Neuralgia. Neuritis. Rheumatism.
Pains that once kept people home are
forgotten half an hour after taking a
few of these remarkable tablets. So
are the little nagging aches that
bring fatigue and "nerve" by day
or a sleepless night
Genuine Bayer Aspirin tablets
cost so very little after all, that it
doesn't pay to experiment witu
imitations!
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Immeme Vistaria Vine
A floral spectacle which has taken
"7 years to perfect Is blooming at
Sierra Mndre, Califs at the home of
Mrs T. II. Kennell. It Is a wistaria
vine, which Is more than WH) feet
lon and believed to be the largest of
Its kind In Ihe world It completely
circles the Fennell home, snd during
Ihe Inst decade has extended Its
I wining branches on neighboring onks
and three larjre arbors constructed to
accommodate Its amazing growth.
London's Artetiaa Wells
More than '-."! arttslan wells have
been sunk In the city nren of Lon
don. These go down to n source of
water much softer thnn that of the
public water supply.
"All men nre born efpal." noa
some nre Itorn erpinl to anything.
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Castoria. It Is harmless to the
smallest infant; doctors will tell
you so.
You can tell from the formula on
the wrapper how mild it is, and
how good for little systems. But
continue with Castoria until a child
k grown.
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