"SCIENCE rescues tho
DEAFENED"
by Floyd Gibbont
Noted Jmirnallat dMrrlliM hit vUlt
to ImiIIiiI l-tro-acuailc lab
oratory, hverrnne who In hard of
hearing ahnulil read It, Hirliild
from ill Unlet uf Hvtw$. Hand
i lump to Dept. It-tl
SONOTONE
I WhI 44i h 8t. Nw York City
OUR COMIC SECTION
Soothes
restless, wake
CHILD
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Our Pet Peeve
ful
Brain and Wiljinness
Make Football Player!
Everybody who follow fool bull
know tli.it Mm guine, a played to
day, In heller hih if km bruising than
It uhimJ lo be; tlint lirnliiM count luortj
licit vlly Ihnn Ihhwii.
At physical nml iiiciititl t Di 1 ii tn e,
fool lnil I In excellent for boys strong
enough in piny It ii ml patient enough
to leiun It, mix) I've (d)Merveil that,
table from those tin tiHtinl players
who have a imperii Instinct for th
j;ii mo ihi players who become great
utiira n poor inH(Mft can develop
Into a good ptnyer through applies
tloii it i kI Industry,
Imperially, since paycholog plays
large part In modern foolhall, mo
the hoy only averagi-ly gifted In
ihyMliiit anil ini'iiiiillly implre to and
attain his nli do In football If he gets
careful, piilintiiklnn Instruction nml
follown It equally fiinfully und
lutliiMl ukltttly. Knulo K. ItorLnu In
folller'.
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Don't
neglect your child's
COUGH or COLD
'"TRYihiimilJ. 'counter-Irritant
I (iixwl iill Mmirrole now mill
tnilijrr for bil'irt ami mull children. So
ptraiant to uie ami so reliable-apply
Childir n'a Muttf role fterly tot he aflccte i
area om tfmrv hour Jor fin hours,
1 hat's (lie u(r, tuie treatment that
tniltionl of mmlirn inJ leadmi ductori
and nurses rrcocme inJ rndone,
Mmtrrolr prii action became it !t f
"counter-Irritant" not put iialvt
It penetrjtrs and stimulates blood
cirruUtion, help) to ilia out infection
nd pain.
That's why this fa moo i MrnJ of oil of
mint nd, camphor, mrntln anJ other
helpful inernlirnti miti ( fthef naturally.
Keep full strength Miiifrrnle on hand
for adults and ChilJicn's Muitrrolc for
tii lit tic ton.
nuU)BENH
mud
Lovey
8ho I've Juxt read that a man out
iti tlio Weit cicclinnnc J his wife for a
horse. You wouldn't earhnnge me for
I horse, would you, dear?
1 13 f course not ; but I'd hate te
nave anyone tempt me with a darned
good cnr. Passing Show,
Garfield Tea
Was Your
Grandmother's Remedy
For every stom
ach and Intestinal
ill. This good old-
fashioned herb
homo remedy for
c oaatlpatlon,
Jstomaeh Ills and
other dornnge
menta of tho sys
tem ao prevalent these dnya la In
srven greater favor as a family med
icine thna In your grandmother's
day.
These Ladies
"Shall we Invite our now nelelibori
to our party?"
"Yes, I want to find out what alu
pnld for her permanent wove."
No Tim for Bad Nwi
Nurxo Have you told Mr. White
lie'a tho father uf twlna?
Huld No he'a Kliuvlntr.
Dollars by W.igbt
Approxlinalely i'.i3 new one dollnt
Mlla weleh ono pound.
Are there nlpm that the "lunatic'
frlnce la Betting deeper?
VM nr t.
woman s
Dreaded
JM Forces
PHYSICIANS call thii period
"Menopause." It ii the dreaded Change
of Life. Women should face this
period with wctl-balanced health, or
daiiRcroiu symptoms may appear, Tliia
it the time when deficiencies in gen
eral health must be helped. Every
woman onnrouchitur middle age should
take Dr. I'ierce't Favorite Prescrip
tion, that splendid herbal tonic
Every paclft of Preicrlptlon contains
a Symptom Plank. Fill out tho Blank: and
nail II In Dr. I'lerra'a Cllnld, Uuff.lo. N. Y
for i Hl.U. tnuiilcal advUa.
W. N. IL Portland, No. 10 -1931.
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at raN--TI-- pt VowrJ adopted cwld A
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FELIX ! - AND
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Be Pretty, Pretty Hard
utliANTC LIKE "S4IS TO KEEP
1
UP DAY IN PAY OUT. MV&X GOING UP
AND SMACKlMG SOMEB0pY6 FliPPANTl
k&Mmb at
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1 HERE are timet when a baby
la too fretful or feverish to be tung
to aleep. There are tome paint a
mother cannot pat away. But
there't no time when any baby
can't have the quick comfort of
Caatoria! A few dropa, and your
little one it toon at ease back to
alecp almost before you can alip
away.
Remember this harmtesa, pure
vegetable preparation when chil
dren are ailing. Don't stop its use
when Babv has been brought safely
through the age of colic, diarrhea,
and other infantile ills. Give good
old Caatoria until your children are
in their teens! Whenever coated
tonguea tell of constipation; when
there't any sign of sluggishness,
Locked Theoiaelvea In
Tom Illggliis of Morrill, Maine, lost
four sheep. For three days he hunt
ed for them everywhere. At last he
looked into an old tumble-down
house and In a little pantry he found
hla four Bheep. They had closed the
door and klckpd a table against It
Bliscralile with Backache?
A Bad Back Often Warns
of D'uorderea Kidney $.
ARE you bothered with constant
backache, bladder irritations
nd gelling op at night? Then don't
take chance I Help yoorkJd
neya with Doan'i VUU.
Snrecwful for more than
SO years. Endorsed the world
orer. Sold by dealers every,
where.
50,000 Users Publicly Endorse Doan's:
I. J. CLARK. 47 N. OAKLEY AVE., COLUMBUS. OHIO, aayai "Mr
kianrya didn't act a tnry thould and barkaebe nadc ma feel wore oat and
Burnable. I had to paa the etcrctiona four or five times every oifbt. Head
aches and dirzineM blurred my tithe Hf atrength aa gout and I dida't
feel good at aU. Dns'i Ptua nd me of tfaa trouble."
ssm9
Wanted A Chance)
All the average map needs Is a
chance: once he la given responsibil
ity he must have the opportunity to
be himself. American Magazine.
Cut icura
QJsers
Tho world
Indorse
(Cut icura
Hfsed
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to
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Waiting for a Lull
Mrs. Chat It says here in the pa
per that a certain man has not spok
en to his wife for twelve years.
Mr. Chat Give him time. He may
get a chance yet. Answers.
Aiiy CD (ID EL ETD
Tliat cold may lead to something serious, if neglected.
The time to do something for it is now. Don't wait
until it develops into bronchitis. Take two or tlireo
tablets of Bayer Aspirin a3 soon as you feci a cold
coming on. Or as soon as possible after it starts.
Bayer Aspirin will head off or relievo tho aching and
feverish feeling will stop tho headache. And if your
throat is affected, dissolve two or three tablets m a
quarter-glassful of warm water, and gargle. Tins
quickly soothes a sore throat and reduces inflammation
and infection. Read proven directions for neuralgia,
for rheumatism and other aches and pains. Genuine
.Bayer Aspirin is harmless to the heart.
plrtn is tht tnd mart of Bayer Uanufmctore of Maooaa-Udwtw of SaUcyliccM
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Just pye them a more liberal dote.
Castoria is ao pleasant-tasting; all
children love to take it
Look for Chai. H. Fletcher's
signature and this name-plate:
They were all In good condition after
a fast of three days, but were quite
willing to gt;t ouL
Appropriats
"What shall I wear for my screen
test?"
"How about a filmy dress?
FM
A Diurttla
for
t hi Kidney
T
Soma Rant
"I suppose they ask a lot for a
place like this?"
"Yes, every day from the first to
the fifteenth."
over
prepa
CASTORIA
V
roiionsV 1
.Ailmentfso tne skin.
S ISe. Oialiaal Vx. aW SO.. Tifaaa ti.
Not Stocked
"The lady complains that you
showed her no courtesy,"
"But, sir, I showed her everything
we had In the shop." Vart Hem
(Stockholm).