TEALLY, i strong pipe Is no JL joke. The next time you at tend a Legion or a loJge meeting or a banquet, let tke mild fra grance of Sir Walter's favorite smoking mixture precede you and assure a cordial receptioi. Sir Walter works mild magic with Strong pipes It's uniformly wcQ Jged, mellow and bitclcss and Soticeally milder It bums freely and evenly, and it's cool and sweet down to tke last Lie in tee bowl T err.:. ; t -" IT'S I5t-and mildet Road Built ia On Day By building 33 miles of road In on day, Mexicans living near Tremendo art believed to have broken the world highway construction record. Tha stretch was a section of a high way which will link the Mexican titles of Guadalajara and Mexico City. When news of the Intended project reached Tremendo, messen gers carried the word throughout the district. In answer to their call, 2,000 ranchers and native Tarascan Indians dropped their own work and hastened to the site of the proposed road. Starting at dawn, they coa pleted It by sundown. Tima to Retira "Has Ilarry traveled much?" "Has he I lie's been to half the placea on his suitcase labels!" Original sin must Le the kind w 8ont have to invent. Brightest from three to twelve. That's the most Important period In a child' growth. And that's the time many are retarded physically and mental ly by energy-sapping constipation. Watch your rbild, mother 1 At the first sign of bud breath, coated tongue, headache, biliousness, lack of energy or appetite, give Califor nia Fig Syrup. This pure vegetable product will cleanse the little bowels without discomfort It tones and strength ens weak stomach and bowels. In colds or children's diseases, employ Its gentle aid to keep the system free from germs and waste. Mothers everywhere are eager to tell how It helps children. Mrs. IX Mayer, 1737 Marburg St., Dallas, Texas, says: "I have used California Tig Syrup with Danny oil his Ufa In colds, biliousness, constipation, tpseta, or children's ailments. It keeps him the brightest, happiest Ix-year-old I know." Emphasize the name California when buying, to get the genuine. OUR COMIC SECTION D Our Pet Pccvc 0 N X FINNEY OF THE FORCE Finney Will Substitute I C3QT HlVNS.WCi" " SEEGANTl-PlCAS-J OUCH fJ-MOSTttZ. f mqqI & I I C j te M I 1 Ml trz 1 1 I I I 1 I x ' VMM eWMtraKtwip.pwT7tioa , f Jjf'f IvXyV 1 Uul3Eg-. THE FEATHERHEADS Felix Gives It a Play WW FANNY DIDNT TELL VK'Y a1- "' III,. KLAGCJ ABOOT TAT PARACvWTC f TJT WAS a vjACt2ovl I' lif DO THAT RAQACWUTCTEAP. SHIY.FCLIV I- 'MWW1 I I KlNDA IOOKCD FOCVJACD SOMtTlMCS Vlb IT AS A VJEVO IXPQ!EXE- VouCE TOO M N , . XX &fiA foc NSw Should Have Known What He Would Do TIip hero of tills olio In not exiidly as meek hh Muhoh, but yield often to tha wIhIu'K nf n Romcwliiit (I'MhImim'I'. 1n wife, with mental rtwrviittuim. Tlu two wont north ixit no lonu K nml, wlien tlio liUKlmml'i two a-oikM of vtK'iit ton werw over, lu yielded to her entreaty that kIio Im iillowed to h(m.v on tln lnlu fr tlio remainder of Out month and iiuri'. her everythlni! would ln all iilit at homo. Of course, he would taKo bin meals out, hut he would Nleep at homo ntid take euro of overytlilui; Just ns nho wiMild were kIio rluht there. The woman catno home Sunday to find tlio KniHM out of bound, every window hIiiiiIii awry, and nulie, ciga rette Ntuh.i, Iicwhmimts and whatnot soattered everywhere. Hut itreater than her dismay at the dlNnnlor was the Hlitn k nlu received at frleml linn hand'i nttltudo toward her dUpleim ure at the itato of affair, There was no apology, no rcmorgo tm the part of the culprit. "What In the meauliiK of tlil?" mIio BHketl, falling Into the time worn qm-Ntlon that wives nave up for Just such a lt nation. "It's JiiKt my Men nf 'Itevolt In the Desert'," ho answered culmly, and stood IiIr k ro ml rlj;lit there. Kuu sns City Star. A Real Knife In I a r n o ndwrtUeiueiit In anothor column of this paper the ItemtiiKton Arms Company, nmnufurtureri of the famoui IteiuliiKton ariim and Ammu nition, announce new oiia dollar knife. Yonr Im-nl dealer protmhly carries It If not, tend hit mnm mid oo dollar to Iteintiitfton Cutlery Work. Ofil Itanium Aenu, Hrldge port, Connecticut, snd knlf will h. forwarded to you. A perfwt Clirlit nmi present for a huthnnd or sn. Advertisement. , their A Family Cuitom "Have jour parent given Conneit to our union 1" "Not yet. Father hami't expreaned his opinion yet, and mother In wait ing to contradict hlui." Faun. AH artificial IiiukIis are loud. Mil m fOR CONSTIPATION rffiriitt in stnalltritws SAFE SCIENTIFIC COULD NOT DO" HERCLEANING Teela Mucl Stronger After Taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Lankln, North Pakots. "For nearly four year I m not in giMul health. My work 1 rli'imn( Imiiiimi and I work outaidn too and dninctimii I couM not (In It. I nn I in the. ni'wupajMTS alMiut I.vdia K l'liikhani iufw talilo (.')Iiimiuiii and I Iiava taken thrro litti of tlli lliiiirilie. I am f-liiij( a lol bettor and I rmmimeiid it. You limy urn thit t-ttr m a testimonial." 'I n.i ia Thkmda, 1U 1'. I). fit Unkin, North Dakota. This Medicine Is Sold in Both Liquid and Tablet Form Go Quichttj... Fnim lh lima rou maV Hi tiM myW alka ri brum In l( lik MAI.IC. Ai ill diui ikI dri. Mtnr or by mail uusiixnl II H auj ijc, A nPT ul Hrnty trtt Kl K. . V. nit SltlS-a MUHIa At II. III. Mill III. I bleat Mora Static "What do you do when you get something ending with 'It. 8. V. l'.T "Ion't let them fool you. There's no auch station on the nlr." Castorid ... For CHILDREN'S ilments dl Are you rreparwi to render first aid and quirk comfort the moment your youngster has an upset of any sort? Could you do the riht tiling --ininKxliately--thouKh the emer gency came without warning perhaps tonight? Castoria is a mother's standby at such times. There is nothing like it in emergen cies, and nothing U tter for every day use. For a sudden attack of colic, or for the Rentle relief of constipation; to allay a feverish spell, or to soothe a fretful baby that can't sleep. This pure vege table preparation is always ready to ca an ailing youngster. It is just as harmless as the recij on the wraper reads. If you see Chas. H. Fletcher's signature, it is geniune ISST0,I (T . ifc I VI m mi I I Vl wwpi.1""'; I V imiii"T" 1 Castoria. It is harmless to the smallest Infant i dixtors will tell you so. You can tell from the formula on the wrapi.tr how mild it it, and how gooij for little systems. Hut continue with Castoria until a child is grown. One Ocean Wonder The. tlreat Fiistcrn, originally ralli'd the Leviathan, liiutiiiird In 1'STiS, was nearly "m feet Ions, find was for tiMiny years the InrgeMt ship In the world. Fair Antiquarian Allre 'Vim ymi i!n nny of the eld fasliloned danre.tr Vlrglnln-"! think 1 reuiciiihiT the chiirleitoii." Faat men are slow pay. WARN IInjImi when buying Aspirin be suro it is genuine Bayer Aspirin Know what you are taking to relieve that pain, cold, headache, sore throat. Aspirin is not only effective, it is always safe. The tablet stamped with the Bayer cross Is reliable, always the same brings prompt relief safelydoes not depress the heart. Don't take chances; get the genuine product Identified by the name BAYER on the package and the word GENUINE printed in red. 1AXATIVE-TONIC Jot CHILDREN w.