THE LAXATIVE
WITH HIGHEST
ENDORSEMENT!
HISTORY'S ")!
MYSTERIES
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When ymi yet up headachy, slug
1m1i, weak, half nIi Ic, lien' liow to
fuel yourself again In n JlrTy.
Take a Iltllo Phillips' Milk of Mag
DvhIq In n glass of water or I iii
onndo. Taken In lcnmiuidn, Phillips'
Milk of Miignclu ii (In 1 1 U clfrnlo of
magnesia, A n mllil, safe, pleiiKnnt
lnxatlve, I'ltUItpM Milk of Magnesia
tin tho highest medical endorsement.
As ii ri niitlnchl to correct notir
Itomneh, gas, Indigestion, lil UoiiHiM'KB,
It bit been standard with doctors for
BO yen r i. Quick relief In dilutive and
cllmliiittlva trouble of ini'ii, women,
children und babies.
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j Uaiatved Riddlst Tint Still Puule
AutUrlU! Mart aad Abroad
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A Miitaka
"(ieiiltiKe ii ru seldom understood."
"Yes," answered MImh Cayenne.
'I'.tit tlmt fuel has li'd ma ny n mis
guided person to hiki in n genius
alien he U merely n social imIhIII."
Washington Star.
f Help Your
Kidneys
Deal Promptly Willi Kidney
Irrcgularitifa.
When bladder irritations,
letting up at night and corv
Unt backache keepyou miser
able, don't take chanced Kelp
your kidneys at the hnt sign
of disorder. Use Doun'i PilL
Successful for more than SO
yean. Endorsed by hundreds
of thousands of trateful users.
kSoU by dealers everywhere.
Dosj's
ills
Something Wreaf
"Will ) mi have another piece ol
cske, Eric?"
"No, mother."
Telephone for the doctor, quick,
Mary." Nevclspnlter, Zurich.
Cold In Head.
Chest or Throat?
RUB Muitrrole well into your chut
t and throat -alimut imtantlv you
feci eaiirr. Krpcat the Mmterole-rub
onc an hour for five hours . . .
rhat s glorious trlit f!
Those good old-fjkhioncil colJ rcme
dirl oil of mustard, menthol, camphor
are mixrd with other valuable innrcdi
tnts in Mustcrole to male it what doc
tor call counter-irritant" became
it sets lotion and ii not jmt s lalvr.
It prnctratri and stimulates blood
circulation and hrlpa to draw out infec
tion and pain. Uird hy niillioni for 20
years. Krconimtndrd ly many doctors
ind nurics. Keep Miutcrolc handy
jari, tubes. All eruppiits.
To Mothers Mustcrole U also
nuula in milder jurm for babiet
and small children. Ask for t'ii-
dren $ Musterolii.
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Polytechnic College of Engineering
131b ui HUlut JU., OMai, Ctliteralt
Hie Great Engineering School
of the Vi'cst
EilMnkfJ in iSv40m t'oo.ooo fUnl.
LhdrttrtJ it grtnl itun in 1911
All nnn-rnnontlnl uMta oinlttod. In
teliHlv iii'iuillclll llinitiurl( rourhet
In l.lcilrlriil, Mi-ihiitili'iil, Civil, Mill
ing, Anhlli'rliiiiil Ai hiriuliiriil In.
Kitit'crliiK. N'w rtiiirNcfi in Arrotniiillo
11 1 mill Alriilnnr KiiKlni'i'rinir. SjiitIiiI
rnur.i'M In Mniliinr M'iliiinlr. Aul'i
Mrrliiinl)', ftliii'lilnc Nlii. Klrrlrla
Hlnti, IkiiIUoii, lliillrry, lo.
C(ilnilrli EIrelrlcnl 1lvi!riinllf , K(nm
mill 'l'olliit l.iilniiviliirU'1.
& olnmt 10 )n limt '
Bhiduiln mnlnlect In flnnni'liiir ttinlr
ckiU'KO. Wrllu (ur lu culnlotf.
W. E OtTIHOM W. T. WOOD
I'r.u.iloiit ilcnlxtinr
The $360,000 Necklnc
DIM Mnrln Antoliifltn, qin-i'n of
rninfi1 enjoin Cnrdlniil (In ltoluui
tu sui'li mi I'Xiotit Unit hIid wn ahlo
to roll him of tho fmiioiiN illiiiiioiul
ni'i'liliici! which forini'ij 0110 of tho
chiihcs IfiidliiK up to tlm French rcvo
lilt Ion T If not, who wns rcxpiuiMllile
for tho aciiudiil which broke with tor
rltlo violence over tint French court
mid, 11 rut 1 1 y. whnt hcoiinid of tho
money recevf( fur tho nvckliice It
self? 'J'heNo 11 ro (iii'hIIoii which hnve fx
rlleil tho curloNlly mid Kpeiiilnllon of
hundred of lilHtorliuis mid nnvellHtu
hut which, (loNpllo tho uioKt rlk'ld In
wstlKiittoiiM, relimln Htlll iiliiiliswcrcd,
Ineslrlcnhly cniwlneil with the aonlhl
hut apfcliiciiliir atory if houlu XV,'
Miuhiiiio Imi J'.nrry, Do ltoluui, Maihiiiui
l.iiiiintie, iiiid Mnrlo Antolnettu hi rtielf.
In 1771 I.ouLi XV whs Infut tmt'tl
with Miiihiino Im I '.11 r ry and, 11 11 it is
(vhll'lli'0 (if 111 H nITei'lloll, COIIIIIlU
nlolicd tho court Jewelers to Collect
Ihu Ili.cKt tlliiiiiotnlH they could lay
Ihelr hiiinln 011 nii'l fntdiloii 11 tieekluen
Ililit Would ho liliollltcly lllllipie, 'l'ho
ewclern exercUeil ho much euro In
tht Kotcrtliui of theni Ml olios thnt, ho
foru tho lieclilfico WHS Complclei), tho
ki Ills' died. Tin! Wink wus Mn fur (id
tinned, however, that the (,'ork'eous
plei'o was lliilHhed nt a cunt of Homo
eiiilvnletit lit tho prem-iit
tlinu to practically ,mi- In tin-,
hope that It could bu sold tu Iuls
XVI for till queen.
Then MUihletily Jcniilie (h VuhdHO
(.Madiiin Lnmottc) come upon the
iccnc nm liiiodwInkiMl Cardinal do
(toliTn nrt-h enemy io the tjnoi-n Into
hellcvln that Mho wan Marie Antoi
nette's moid lnt 1 in ;t t friend, l.iimotto
iven Mlcnei MpurlotiM notes with tho
jilceii'M tiniiiu and worked upon tho
smhltloii of tho cnrdlnal until Ie !('
hail believed that Mho hnd succeeiled
In overcoming Marie Antoinette's hos
tility towiird htm.
Mnally I.nmotte risked a note to
the cardinal a communication which
nns Ktippoftcd to have come dlnx-tly
from tho queen of Fruiice coinitiU
hnlnii him to borrow ui 1,1 mil francs
for a certain charitable purpone, tho
money to be tranMiiltted to the queen
through Madame I.nmotte. The cardi
nal borrowed thu money and turneil It
over to the Intermediary. A second
loan of an e.pinl amount was almi
iihtuliiid ami with tho money the I-n-tiiottes
funilHhed one of the moKt imilt
nllli cut houses In the capital and
Ihiamed theuiHi'lvea for a round of
reiiM'U-NB KiiletleM.
The Miie eHii w hlch had nttetided this
icheuie evidently led Jeanne l.auintto
Id belli've that Mho Could put UirotlKh
tuio (if the most during fraud In hi
lory the theft of tlio ulmoht piicele.s
diamond necklace which had become
a white elephant on the luimN of tho
court Jewelers. Jeanne therefore In
Kinuated to Cardinal do Kohan that
Marie Antoinette wUhed to purchnio
the necklace for her own uko, hut that
she particularly (lexlred that the king
know iiollilnu of the transaction, mid-
liii: that If ttie cardinal would attend
to the (hulls of the transaction It
would entirely relnftiite him In royal
favor. Ie Itohliti hastened to fulfill
the mission and, on February 1, 17.",
Ih necklace passed into hi hands
mid Ms note wus accepted by the
Jewelers for the enilre purchase price
it being understood (thanks to
motte's liitrlgtieM) that the transfer
Has being inailu with the full approval
of the queen.
The necklace wns to be delivered to
Mario Antoinette by the cardinal on
the eve of n grand fcto lit which tho
queen was expected to wear It, and
the casket containing the Jewels was
taken to tho homo of the I.nmottcs,
by whom It was to be handed to tho
quccn'K messenger. Still further to
dupe the cardinal, Jeanne l.amotto
employed 1111 net l ess to Impersonate
Marie Antoinette nnd, heeiuiHo of tho
heavy veil which the Miihstltute wore,
he K0I11111 believed that he hud ac
tually had 1111 Interview with the queen
herself.
I.nmotte then dispatched her hus
band to London with tho necklace,
where It wus broken up and the stones
sold separately, t'lifortunately for the
plans of the adventuress, however, the
trick was discovered when the Jewel
ers wrote to the queen, thanking her
for purchasing the dlumnmls. Marie
Antoinette nt once demanded tin ex
planntlon of their statement u ml then
asked for tho original copy of the
agreement. Io Kohan was Immedi
ately arrested nnd sent to the Itus
tile, to be followed shortly afterword
hy Madame l.amotto nnd a number of
her accomplices, 1 Uit this hy no mentis
ended tho case, because the actions of
Marie Antoinette were mo Mtrnnge nnd
her explanations no strained that many
hlstorluiiN have expressed the belief
that nhe herself was more or less In
terested In the matter and that nhe
had prollted directly hy the sale of
the stones abroad. Ilcgnrdless of this
phase of the mutter, however, the af
fair of the queen's necklace remains
one of the most absorbing Intrigues
as well ns one of the most mysterious
romances of n court noted for Its
plots nnd counterplots.
((c) bv Ilia Winkler Hvmtka(.l
-Correct Information
Mrs, Smart (to her lawyer husband)
John, Is It better to lie- on the right
side or 011 the left?
He (absent inlndedly) My dear,
when one Is on the right side It gen
erally Isu't necessary to do mucb
'ylng.
Rtw MwtMn Cchlnat BotUa
i i:k--mit yalu0 sotf
IMI.LAItirS ASPKllGIJM
Tk Klukl mmi Ruf Wit ,
la ub Aibla Vnlu 2.rf
Total Valut 73
rn-a-mlnt In Amorlrw'imoiit Ponulr
LtiMtlvn. rieamtnt, Mufo, lcxjn(Ulj,
non-hkblt forming. Ks-p It handy la
this attractive oeononilcal bottle.
Aiporgum Is tho row and hotter wty
to tuka aMplrin. Mo bitter tublot to
iwnlluw. Kuocllvn In smtllir down lit
every anpirin uw. At your draffglHt't or
IIKALTII rnODt CTW COKItJltATION
lllMorik HihHun.1 Nwk,N.J.
worked lmrder. Ifo Is sllll honnd to
the wheel, Why should women, by
Imitating him In this respect, hope
to achieve what he obviously has
not achieved? They could not do It
even by standing 011 their heads. ,
Emancipation? Vain word. There
Is 110 such thing- It Is a wlll-o'-the-
wlHp which It Is folly to pursue.
Work, worries, cures, responsibil
ities, sorrow and adversity there Is
no escaping them. Home rtfind them
better than others, but only hy grace
of superior spiritual nnd moral re
sourcescertainly not by being
emancipated from them. Only one
thing can do that nnd, while It Is
often spoken of as turning up one's
toes, It Is net putting one's feet on
the desk. New Uedford Standard.
Frenchman's Great Idea
for Ocean Metropolis
A floating city, anchored In the
ocean between the Old and New
worlds, Is the daring proposal of
Leon Foenqulnos, a Marseilles en
gineer. M. Foenqulnos wants to build
u clrculur steeJ ring large enough to
contain a population of 200.0W that
would he "the most majestic work
of man." It would bo anchored at a
TJf'Wyri'l C?"sVT1WT H,in"ow "I"'' t,inn "l(i feet deep,
VV OllJswOJtV.llN that Is located In the Gulf stream
Brkmoi.a makmnkt kin voung. it potiiireiv about half war between I'urls and
ciompMirt lour thihM lur it u a (kin tons; . vnrt. j- .i,.,.,.,,. on"Itu
a liwua bulkier: b.nJwi (ample; .nd a km.,fW 1(,rK 01 ,J U'fcr,-l lonBllU
whitnier and rejuvmiitiir ir inutunr rrfumji. nnd 45 degrees north latitude. T
Ihotuaiwli il women depend on Kremola to , i, nrn i,i, 1,- 1
keep their k in youihful. Ak your Inumun. or, rIn ouUi 1)8 &' f,,t "'6.
dun I by mail prepaid. I'lice tl-25.
Write for FHIiK"l Wntt" lo lane Kav. era . , ,i . mm. m. n-i.-
lw r u a r. mjii n...-.- rj.--u. exiernni uinmeier i.imw ieeu xue
One Emancipation Few
Are in Hurry o Meet
The emancipation of women, ac
cording to one Ir. (!g Stastny,
can be attained simply by tilting
back In their chairs and putting
tliedr feet on the desk Just like a
Dial).' . . '
It Is an easy w ay to achieve eman
cipation, and there Is no doubt some
kinds of work can be done In this
position. A business woman could
read her mall with her feet higher
than her bead; could dictate letters;
might even take dictation If the bos
were not
Idea Is to call the place "Atlantis,"
nnd It wl!J be a complete city with
all metropolitan conveniences, and It
Is hoped It will be a desirable break
In the voyage for tourists between
Kurope nnd America, There will be
suitable binding places for ships nnd
planes. It will be the "eighth won
der of the world."
Almott Like a Rebellion
A party of United States tourists
put up at a Thousand Islands resort
recently. They had Just got in from
Ottawa and hod expressed amaze
ment nt the beauty of the capital,
especially the Chateau and the par
reduced to speechlessness llament buildings. Also they had no-
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CAUGHT
COLD ?
AV
r.
IT'S easy to throw off a cold
when you know what to do
and do it. Two or three tablets
of Dayer Aspirin will break up
a cold in a jiffy! Take them
promptly. Bayer Aspirin will
check your cold at any stage,
but wnv wait until you are
miserable? These tablets are
perfectly harmless because they
don't depress the heart. If your
throat feels 6ore, crush three
more tablets in a little water
and garble. This will ease yout
throat instantly and reduce
any infection. A cold needn't
worry you when you take these
simple precautions. But the
simplest cold is serious when
you don't. Remember that,
and remember to get the gen
uine tablets stamped Bayer.
Read the proven directions for
headaches, neuralgia, neuritis'
sciatica; and for the prompt,
positive relief of periodic pain.
BAYERIPft ASPIRIN
by the novel spectacle. Hut for such ticed that there was an election on
Jobs as cooking, minding the baby,
doing the futility wash, and so forth,
the feet ou the table stnnce
violate all efficiency rules.
up there.
"And It must be an Important elec-
would Hon," said one. "A man named Ben
Inett Is running against the king."
As for emancipation, we can onlviOttawa Journal.
ask: "Emancipation from what?"
Trobnbly the doctor never thought of
that Ask anybody, man or woman,
If he wants to be cmnuc'pntcd, nnd through life
It Is dollars to doughnut! he will She Yes,
Some Guaranty Wanted
He Miss Bruno, will you travel
with me?
I It ! ,l..n.. ... i ,1.. 11. .!,.. tia 11 III I KtiYia T n-lll nrnvtillnir rnn
say yes. Ask him what he wants to hnve sufficient to cover the travel
be emancipated from, nnd It Is a 'lug expenses.
$100 to ft shot he won't answer. I .
Work? Not a chance. Man, whoj Can a man wear a red coat, a
tins been putting his feet on the desk green vest and yellow trousers and
Mince deks wire Invented, never took sensible? Men once did.
Radio Church Balls
The very latest Idea In bell music
comes from Tlntagel pariah church,
In Cornwall, England. This church
was the first In the country to install
a radio-gramophone system, and this
proved so successful that arrange
ment! were made recently to repro
duce records of bell muIc by means
of a movlng-coll loud-speaker placed
hi the church tower. It Is claimed
that records of belli played In this
way cannot be distinguished from
the real thing. And, of course, the
loud-speaker Installation Is much less
expensive than genuine belli would
be.
H-CHO From Natural Ca.
There seems to be no end to the
number of things obtainable front
natural gas. The latest product giv
en up by It Ii formaldehyde, that
pungent gaseous compound the
chemists label II-CIIO. It Is possi
ble to produce the compound from
the gas in such large quantltlei that
the discovery Ii expected to have
far-reaching effect on varloui Industries.
you
Poiitiva Proof
"Boo-hool I don't believe
love me any more."
-Certainly I do. Didn't I kiss your
mother?" Stray Storlea.
On Way
"I wonder how I could get tny
lawn watered."
"You might set the house on fire."
For Biological Survey
The fastest large motor boat on
the Potomac hai been put In com
mission by the Agricultural depart
ment for use of the biological iur
vey. The thirty-eight-foot cruiser
has a maximum speed of 30 rollei
an hour, dual controls and facllltlel
for four person! to sleep aboard.
Wisdom Is rare, Lorenzo! wit
abounds. Young.
If you would catch a pretty girt
use flattery for bait.
HAT A GU
N
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OU never saw anything like it before. Three
shots, 20 gauge, light weight, fast, easy to
swing, points itself-that's' The Sportsman
Made by Remington. For quail, grouse,
pheasants, snipe, woodcock, rabbits
and all upland game, there's never
been such a gun. And as a sporty
gun for ducks well just try it,
THE SPORTSMAN
SPECIFICATIONS 1 T.k down. r-vwrW
old brtcchi SO sui ita1 crow-bolt
xlctri H Inch pUin barrel In rtfular trade,
.Im tuoclitd wita tdki or ventilated rib,
cylinder, Modified or full chokrd. loo of re
ceiver iMtttd. American walnut piitol er'0
Mock end lore-end both finely checkered.
Barrel and receiver In rich, flatty black Smth.
Regular itock di mention 14 IncKet lone, t V
Iftchet drop at heel. Inchct at comb.
Wt.Mbogt6 Iba,
rrke. pMn barret $5475
aolidrib , S5.05
ventilated rib . . , . , $7IJS
if M
'n
s-y
Act quickly if you
want it for this season
THIS beautiful gun has just gone on the market. It is
finer than anything you were ever offered at the
price. The receiver is handsomely decorated with flying ducks
on one side and pheasants on the other. Naturally, the de
mand Is tremendous by hunters who are itching to shoot it this
season. Go to your dealer today. If he hasn't "The Sportsman" in
stock get him to order it from his jobber at once. Don't delay. Act
now. Send in the coupon for a complete description of "The Sportsman"
the shotgun sensation of the year.
Originator ofKlfanbortAmrnunltlort
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REMINGTON ARMS COMPANY, Inc., Illon, New York
Plaoie tend aia a folder with a complete detcrlptlon of that new gun, Tho Sportsman".
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