The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19??, October 31, 1930, Image 5

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Castoria
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CHILDREN
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OIR WALTER RALEICII hrt
rcitorcJ the good repute of roan
pipe. Give that unpopular briar
of youn a thorough cleaning. Fill
it with Sir Waltcr'i .molting mix
ture. Before you've finiilie J the first
can, you'll fin J yourself with
ttformtd pipe a pipe that will
get admiring1 glance from you
fricnJi. Sir Walter it a dUtinctiva
llenJ of fine Durlcy, skillfully
mellowed" to a milJncis and fra
grance that are harJ to equal, no
matter what price you pay.
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IT'S Yf--and milder
IN Hurt IMl-lni OnMrlf will ahow war
troetarltr. tna M-a wurth mora than
lirtre lwn.li. I'nrf trulara fr-a. Lawl.-r A l--
II ( e .ltoi 17. Rlailoa C.Ix.t Ang. lea l eilf.
Par Contract
A substantial middle-aged geittle
mun wus lilvcn a tnt bitdde the
JuuctiiK space in on or New York !
den of rather ulu Iniquity.
Iurltit (lie show one of die viva
clous young Indie skipped nut of
Una am! Iy wuy of making thlng
Uveller, pulled ItHiwe the gentleman s
tie and ilny full rumpled hit tiulr.
Wlun tie gave evidence of being
annoyed, tier expression of guyety
relaxed fur a moment. "I'm sorry,
air," she explained, "but It's in in
contract." New Yorker.
Wait Made late Fual
A new fuel Is being made In Swe
den fMitn a sul(ililie lye und sawdust,
waste products of pnppr-ninklng and
w ood w o rk I n g I n d u s t r I es.
INDIGESTION
GOES QUICKLY,
PLEASANTLY
TVhrn you suffer from heartburn,
us or Indigestion, It's UHuulty too
much Arid la your stomach. Tin
quickest wny to stop your trouble Is
with Mil Hips' Milk of Magnesia. A
spoonful In wiiter neutralizes ninny
times Its volume In stomach fields
IriHtnntly. Tho symptoms disappear
In Ovo minutes.
Try I'lillllpH' Milk of Mngneslo,
and you will never nilow yourself to
Buffer from over-ncldlty agnln. It Is
tlio standard nntl-ncld with doctors.
Your drugstoro tins Phillips Milk
of Mngnesln, with directions for uso,
In generous 5c nnd 50c bottles.
Oregon & California Directory
Hotel Roosevelt
On of PORTLAND'S iW.r .'
All rcii.iim hava alinwer or Uib,$.Uhip. HHEPROOf.
t'il W. i'ark til. CulTf e bhop, UuruK oinolta
Hotel Hoyt
HprcUl winter
rut liy iliiv, went
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PORTLAND, OREGON
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Uornar fllh and Uojrl KU., Near Union Slatloa
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Lacturea weekly. Ail t'olli-Rtia. V rite for catalog,
MHI FI7 tYSTCM OP COLLEGES
iflULE.ll 71 Third St Portland, Ora.
HOTEL ROOSEVELT
BAN FRANCISCO'S NEW FINE HOTEL
Every ruuiii tvlili tmiu ar eliowrr. tli.Ui to tXUX
Jonea at Kilcly. (lump next dour.
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What a relief and satisfaction
It is for mothers to know that there
Is always Castoria to depend on
when babies get fretful and uncom
fortable! Whether it's teething,
colic or other little upset, Caatoria
always brings quick comfort; and,
with relief from pain, restful sleep.
And when older, fast-Rrowinij
children get out of sorts and o'of
condition, you have only to give a
more liberal dose of this pure
vegetable preparation to right tl.a
disturbed condition quickly.
Because Castoria is made ex
pressly for children, it has just the
needed mildness of action. Vet you
can always depend on it to be
Gift From Fi.ii Hawk
Mrs. Mury Moore of IIullowcll,
Maine, tells a good fish story which
she assures everybody Is true. A road
construction gang was making re
pairs and blasting while she was
visiting at Five Islands. Following
one particular deep detonation some
thing dropped Into a rose bu.sh near
by. It was a deep-sea cunner welsh
ing more than three pounds. Mrs!
Moore lost no time In skinning the
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MEAN?
Don't be helpless when jou
suddenly get a headache. Reach
in your pocket for immediate
relief. If you haven't any Bayer
Aspirin with you, get some at
the first drugstore you come to.
Take a tablet or two and be
rid of the pain. Take promptly.
Nothing is gained by waiting
to see if the pain will leave of
its own accord. It may grow
worse! Why postpone relief?
There are many times when
BAYERraASPIRIN
How Drigh tand Full of Energy
This Hoy Looks I
He Keeps His Face and Hands
Clean and Healthy with
Ctiticura onp
Teach children early in life to ae Cud
rurn Soap everyday and Cntleura
Ointment for any rathea or irritniona.
Shampoos with Cullcura Soap keep
the hair healthy and thick.
9mp He, OlMn-.nt ?V ard W. Tmlntm a.
Praprwton : Potter Dmt CKmcJmI Ctl, NalM Mua,
Hara'a Real Honeaty
Somew here off Cox ledge, which Is
14 miles southeast of I'.lock Island,
there lurks an honest man. Jerry Lit
ttcficlij, master of the schooner Cvan
N. Is authority for the statement.
When he hauled tip one of his lob
ster nets with just three lobsters In
It, he found In the pot a tea can that
had been wrapped nnd wrapped In
adhesive tape to stand the pressure
of 10 fathoms down. When the can
was opened I'uptaln I.lttletield found
Aet in Time!
Deal Promptly with Kidney
Irregular ilies.
tF bothered with bladder Irri
tation, getting up at night
ami constant bnckuibe, don't
take clmncoul Help your kid
neys at the tirst aign of diior
der. Ua Doan't I'ilU.
Sueeeaitful for more than
50 year. F.ndorncd the world
over. Sold by dealers every
where.
50,000 Users Publicly Endorse Doan's:
MRS. T. C. COOK, S328 DARWIN DRIVE, tOS ANGELES. CALIF,
yi" I had dull, dragging paintin the tmiU of my back nnd tometimci tharp
pain,, too. Headachra and diriineu wrra almost a dnily ocriirrcnca. Tha
leait walk tired me ao that I couli hardly get about. Doan't Pill,, however,
relieved ma of all theet lyniptom and X felt betur in every way after utiii
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efTectlve. It is almost certain to
clear up any minor ailment and
cannot possibly do the youngest
child the slightest harm. So Jt 1 tha
first thing to think of when a child
has a coated tongue, is fretful and
out of sorts. lie sure to get tha
genuine; with Chas. If. Fkrtcher'i
signature on the package. ,
tlsli and hud It fried for supper IC
seems that a neighbor saw, a bag
Q.sh hawk drop the cunner from th
sky, evidently frightened., J tha
blasting. Indlannpolls News.
Horia Maamrement
ITorses ere measured In terms of
hands, a hand being four Inches knd
the height Is taken from a point at
the withers dropped perpenfficularlj;
to the ground.
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Bayer Aspirin will "save, the)
day." It will always .ease a
throbbing head. Quiet a grum
bling tooth. Relieve nagging
pain3 cf neuralgia or neuritis.
Check a sudden cold. Evea
rheumatism has lost its terror!
for those who have learned fa
depend on these tablets.
Gargle with Bayer Aspirin
at the first suspicion of sora
throat, and reduce the infection.
Look for Bayer on the. box-rand
the word Genuine in red.
Genuine Bayer Aspirin doej
not depress the heart.
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Ave $1 bills In It to pay for the lob. j
stern some one had taken. Bostoa) :
Globe. '. ",
Uncle Eben
"Whenever I sees a honeymoon,
said I'ncle Kben. "I's alius funded j
of de fact tint de bees ilnu't work
only a few mouths In de year." .
Wushlngtou Star.
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Head enough nnd observe enougk
and culture will come, 1
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