BAYER ASPIRIN is always SAFE BEWARE OF IMITATIONS Unless you see tlie name Rayrr ni)d (lie word genuine on the packagu at pictured alnivc you can never l o tire that you are t.ikiriK the genuine Hayrr Aspirin that thousands of physicians jrescrilc lit their daily raeticc, Tfio nami Bayer mean fnuint Aspirin. It ii your guarantee of airilyyour protection against lin tations. Millions of (inert have proved that it is safe. Genuine Bayer Aspirin promptly relieves: Headaches NYuritis Colds Neuralgia fioreThmct Lumbago Kheurnatiiini Toot hat ha No harmful oftrr-efTett follow Its it. It docs not depress the heart. Anpirin ii the trade-mark of Hayrr manufacture of moitoatetkiitideslcr of lalioliiacid. USE GLENN'S Sulphur Soap Kkl .nipllo,. eiiw.n.o CnJlne penpinoon, rt biu. JO-V.I'ure rliMl icnr tif iMi Sulj.liu, ImMni bMullfnri ti.ll.t aa4 kaih fcr Umi fuf Soft, Clear Skin Amiifd by Flies' Absence A tlx year old girl from a poor neighborhood reTiitly enjoyed I,rj'" oiitlng at t tin Country eluti In 'nip of a woman Intcrcaicd In po rtal work. Tired of playing In the u rl. I lie child went Into the house und presently fell "Into a perplexed Ml ! i'Ih r. "W here are your fllesT the asked lit length. "We haven't hut.' mild the woman. ""VYi-Ye. got t1 1 1 l.n. mild the lit tie Klrl. "It doesn't ikm'iii like tionia KniiKin City Star. Two I laarta. On Thought "So you lire engaged to he married. I -hope j tm are very fund of i-nch other." "(Hi, yen, grandma. Percy thinks the world of hie, Mini mi do V Only On of Thai Kind PpiM'f I'm going to nuirry the wcclcst Kill In the World. I'lfTIo You rant very Well I haven't divorced her Jet. Now York Sua Lad The New Vork Sun wna the first newspaper to he void on the street In thla country. All men nre fool a, and with every effort they differ only In the degree, -Itollenu. Sweeter Children's iilomnehi iionr, and need nri antl-neld. Keep their sys tems sweet, with I'hllllpi Milk of MmkiichIii I , , j, . Whr-h tohgito or hrcath tolls of arid condition correct It with a pointful of Phillips. Mont men nnd women hnvo heeu eoinforted ly thin universal sweetener more mothers should Invoke Iih nld for their chil dren It la n plonHuiit thing to take, yet iiout rnllzi'n tnoro ncld than t ho harsher thing too Often cniiloyed for the purpose. No IioiiMehold should he without It. riillllpH la the genuine, prescrlp tlonul product physicians endorso for general use; the mime Is Impor tant. "Milk of Magnesia" has heen tho it. H. registered trade mark of the Charles IT. Phillip Chomlenl Co. nnd lis predecessor Charles II. Phillip since 1873. Makes Life sm J PIIILOPS OUR COMIC SECTION Q Events in the Lives of Little Men 1 COtAt. IN VOV$. EAT ALL I HE. watermelpa, mr A ' a wm UiM m FINNEY OF THE FORCE rxAV KViPC I- MCfvE OUT I DQiLt 'lM IF HE x urvi I to I .. wit SCAT TE ...... t A.h uni.rvr iriJIuiU'TtfnsM 1. 3K 5TiCK A0 I ii 'i ir 1:,V 'fy$ THE FEATHERHEADS A Good Dollar's Worth CAFllX-lU'a?A 1 MAM SAA0PO4 1VJE FiADfS I . ( 0? IAWM fS. ttWV iii m if AinurAr a roiiAO. m&zu x; y ' I I I 1 i -" - I II v i j;?J -ILL, NOT ONLY TUT" OUT M NMCi! 4 W f '1 "a, 'I Ml ii wi r a i i a n, n r i i . WP ( , , MAKI5 ft Axi ri. ' ' SZA . 'JiOOU'Tl I 1 1 " Z. J 1 fIV r " f n AxS 01 rtAVEW'T MC GONl- - (IV ' w wwaa ftioa 5CAG& STiCK tM G0M5 ? - OP VLCSILP. H rj- vWASi'J 'tS HAS Ti4E tVAO Ait X A VQtl-AW I fak'At ovjwj: I t VMiirv u.'.ie OJADPf Alf.D'f rl HYStLF IN A FILE f - t T, iQO MISTER r ii (A fc'l - 1 Praise Alia r-T r i " oC alia! - tnt Tutv ILLV CL 00 WlVI BICJ AC ! - 00 WAS A u;Ai -Ta SAVE B"J rY- FW: DAD MANS j "Hi Wi-AHl X f - I if J riwuii 'ya Debt That World Owes to English Naturalist The flrat ninn to dream f treat ing the sen ns n k'kihiIIc food farm wo the famous KukIImIi rmtumllHt Frank liucklnnd, who waa horn In J820 and died In 1880. During the Inst 20 years of his life he never tired of Impressing upon his coun trymen the Importance of the fwher Jes pid the need for wider knowl edge of the hahlts of flnli. lie was the flrnt to look ahead nnd conceive the Idea of flali culture. I'houuh It Is uiuiiiMy caught In rivers, the salmon Is really a en flh. It ascends th rivers to spawn, and the suwvi salmon spends two yenri of It.i life In frenh wafer be fore going' down to the sea. liucklnnd found that nature's met hods In the breeding of salmon were extraordinarily wasteful, not more than perhaps one e?g In It), 0"0 ever producing a fish that grew . to maturity. I'.y Introducing n scien tific system he was nhle to bring about a wonderful lncreae In many of our great fisheries, nnd It Is large ly due to his early work that the salmon has heen Introduced sue cexxfully Into such distant countries as New Zealand. Ixmdon Tit-Cits. Trapped Lion Climbed Tree, to Drop to Death A correspondent of the London WecUjr Times, at CIdsnniha. In northern Ithode.ila, reports another occasion of a lion climbing a tree. A w ire trap, set In growing maize to catch wild pigs, caught a young Hon which. In panic nt finding Its head In the trnp. uprooted the poles and rutdieJ awuy. the noose tighten ing a;: he ran. Claw marks on the branches show that the lion climbed 15 feet Into the tree and then either fell or Jumped. The sty pole was firmly wedged In the fork of the branches nnd the lion was suspend ed In mid air and was found dead the next morning. At a farmhouse In the same district a lion entered a bedroom and killed a dog under the bed In which the farm manag er was sleeping. Tired of 'Em One hot afternoon Jackie's nude took him to the soda fountain In the neighborhood confectionery. "What wli; you have a f rapper his uncle asl ed. "No." replhd Jackie with decision. "We have Hose nil the lime for breakfast.'' Slightly Diipleaied "Hid you ci me! all my enjagc dents, ns I toll you. Smlthers?" "Yes, sir. but Ijidy Milllcent didn't take It very well. She said you were to uiarry her lie ct Monday." Different Viewpoint! Ohfusca It takes a young man to fliake love Interesting. Isabel And an old one to make It pay. "Accounted For" First Trump Haven't seen you, film, for a Month. What have you been doing? Second Trnmp Thirty days. AmLiguoua Reply "Is It true thut wine Is made from dandelions?" From all I gather." Yellow Songttert r.oth male and female canarlea sing. The male bird has, perhaps, the sweeter song. Make up your mind not to worry about anything between 5 p. m. nnd 8 a. m. Put your worrying Into the workday. Men! Try the New Qiirm 1 Mm mm on to hair and with water woik up a creamy lather, and champoo. Kinso and repeat process. Finally rinse thoroughly. Women w ill God this method of shampooing quick and easy and the hair will bo soft sud silky. ' Sells for 33c. a tuLe Totter Drug & Chemical Corporation, Sole Proprietors Maiden, Mass. Truo dyes arc easiest to use: Dresses, drapes or lingerie look new when they're re-dyed with Diamond Dyes. No spotting or streaking' never a trace of that re-dyed look. Juat rich, even, bright colors that hold amazingly through wear and washing. Diamond Dyes are the highest quality dyes you can buy btcntui they'r$ so rich in pur$ anilinet. That's what makes them so easy t9 use. That's what they've been famous for CO years. 15 cent packages all drug stores. I Ilnst Quclity for 50 Yaar Clata Picture Produced Stained glass of different colors may be fused Into one picture by n process Just Invented by I'.iisil It. Hayim, un artist of Cerrard's Cross, K.igland. The Invention Is regarded In Knfland ns the greatest develop ment In the technique of stained glass glnce the earliest days of the nr It Is claimed that the use of leadwork and enamels Is eliminated, nnu that the new glass can he pro duced more cheaply than other forms of pictures In glas. Dont let cotutipiiiioa Doiton 1'iv-t ytem. Auul Hower C(mc i constipation even iiub born caw ainrnt Ima magic! Sweetctit atom ach. ttrr livrr, di lution. CUARANIii-l) Ail Druggists. rONSTIPATIGN ASSUKED TREATMENT Write todiy fer FREE book dcicrlbir j the Dr. C- J. Clean bmoas non-turglcal mctbnl oi trtat- Ins rika and other Kattl tn4 Colon ailments, wlilc.1! kc a;t eidmiv.'. Al SivMdrs!i rl our WRirTfcN APSCkAKCS TO ELIMI.NATb PIUS eo matter how cvere. OI( i.r-r-f-vr. -. r---j rrp mm j. iiKLr L.i 17 rrt 1 1. 1 1 s rcc ml) EANWurm RECTAL& COLOfl CUMIC P O R T L A IM'Ti""' i"r. ATTIC IOS VV llililnir On owl f to praeixrlr. One id-a urtli mor thin nrir entire bock, rarttculam free. I.ow'li-r A L'l!e Co.. Box IT. Btatlnn C I.o AnKolm, Calif. W. N. Portland, No. 33-1930. His Lucky Day A Montana motorist recently ex perienced what was probably tlm narrowest escape lit n grade-crss!ni crash In the state's history. As his car surged off the railroad track ns he frantically- stamped on tlie ac celerator, the spoedlli? passenger train sheared off the spare tire and tire carrier as neatly us n Iii'iim.1 wife would cut a piere of cheese. Panama Canal Trafac A total of fi.'.m.s.ciiii Innu tais of east-boiiiid freight paved tlhoiin the rnriama canal last yt-nr, the west-lMHind volume of business ag gregating 2.1S5MSKI bni tons. Shaving A small amount on the brush quickly be comes a rich, creamy lather that remains in moist workable con dition throughout the shave. Cuticurn Shaving Cream contains the medicinal properties of Cuf&cura. For jl II li -im. ' fcMnii , Tzii "' ' 'ill ii II It softens the heard, invig orates the skin and leaves it free from any tense, dry feeling. Directions for a Quick Shampoo Vet tli liair thoroughly with eruite warm water. Squeeze a small quautity of C'uttrura Shavtntf t'rciini Ha. of Magnesia.