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A Vantage Point
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M8iiyl Tlmt dn of yiur crawled
tlmmuli a hole In your Wwm Into my
rani, lilt my mntlHT In-lnw on the hu-
kl, and dinned ber three blocks from
uiy hoiiKe."
"Surry, ot cotirne, but 1 don t ae
Unit 1 ciin do onjthliiK. Yoo huve ttia
rlL'ht. cif courise. to Blurt a legal 8C-
Jon"
"I-biiI action? For what? 1 dropjied
In to nee If there wan any clinrut tl
til of buying that dog from you."
SURE WINNER
Maintenance Big- Point
in Real Eitate Value
The owner who realize that the
maintenance of property U a real
asHet an to the ule or rental of the
property does not have to he told of
the eceaslty of keeping property Id
good condition. Unfortunately, how
ever, there are many property owner.
enpe1ally owner of unoccupied prop
erty, who do not realize this fact and
then wonder w hy the property cannot
be gold or rented. There Is an ol.J
Haying, A gutch in time naves nine.
This applies to many phases of busi
ness, but In regard to the maintenance
of real estate It has a slsninconee
which can be measured In dollars and
cents to an exceptional degree.
A small repair neglected can have
much the same effect on an Individ
ual property as a decnylng apple can
have In a barret of sound apples. The
small r.palr develops Into a bigger
one which affects other parts of the
property, causing a decay, so to speak,
and a depreciation In value that really
In the end makes the, property unat
tractive and undesirable. It also af
fects In a detrimental way every near
by piece of real estate and deters per
sons who might be Interested In near
by property to the point that they will
neither buy nor rent In a particular
street or section. Philadelphia Led;er
Prevent
SummerUpsets
Warm weather and changes of food
and water bring frequent summer
upsets unless healthy elimination IS
enured. You will find Feen-s-mint
effective In milder doses and espe
daily convenient and pleasant for
summertime use.
X'sisT ON
THE GENUINE
ssasss
FOR CONSTIPATION
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"You say you have a brilliant Idei
or milking a fortune?"
"Sure thing; I'm itolng to open
oarber shop for men.
Iafluatil Ditcouris
Th graduate Ii uridtrnlood,
As mlihty truths h ttchi.
And what b y ' Qulta aa good
As oianr campaign apeechea.
Sympathy
Molly Is a practlcul-mlnded little
rirl w Ith un alfectlon for animaia
The other day she heard her parenu
telling about s relative wno nao tc
have his arm -ut off In consequent
uf a timer's bite.
She only said: "What a pity I Tbt
poor old tiger might Just as well have
bud It."
The Rtal Offania
Mr. Fusjiliody I saw your husband
rearing my lavender silk socks.
The Laundress That's too bnd. Ut
musta mistook 'em for hls'n.
Mr. Fussbody That's not the point
At the same time he was wearln' s
:erlse necktie most shocking com
jluutloa.
Pennsylvania in Move
to Beautify Highwayt
Community and civic organizations
throughout Pennsylvania have been
called upon to carry out plans or road
side development and landscaping to
supplement construction of highways.
The uppeul was made by the Pennsyl
vania Motor federation.
'Pennsylvania has spent and Is
spending millions of dollars for the
construction of fine roads," S. Kdwa'd
Cable, president of the federation
suid. "In connection with this there
should be In each community a pro-
tram of tree planting, landscaping and
roadside care which, when completed,
not only will make the roads more
pleasing to the eye, but will give to
the traveler n much, better and pleas-
anter Impression of the community.
"There Is little reason why the
windswept, sunbuked stretches or
concrete roads winding through the
countryside should not be made more
gracious to the eye by the planting of
trees and flowers and roadside land
scaping. The possibilities of roadside
beautifieation are unlimited, and, li
handled by community enterprise In
co-operation witb the proper authori
ties, can be worked out without bur
densome expense."
Kp four cnmpUiloa
fre of bUrmtahe. Tout
kin cltat, toft, amooth
tnd white, your hair Mikr
and gliitenlni, foul
eotire body iertah4.
QneS
for
Toilet
Bath
Duampuu Use
Glenn's
Sulphur Soap
Making Talk
"I want to do something that will
draw out the conversational abllitiot
of my friends," said the hostess.
"That's very easy." answered Miss
Cayenne. "Give a mnsicale."
WxKtorfai an) " Mat yoor brHfol.
freaks. IM hit M ymn 11 aod
naeta a n mmmw -
IP C. H. BERRY C(
Chieac
Write
DR. C. H. BERRY CO.
2930 Mtcttlgaa Ave.
Tired of Sleep
"1 feel tired. I've beeo getting ulot
on only two hours of sleep a day."
"Only two hours a day! How cat
you manage?"
"I get the rest at night" Menns
Faun.
Nudity Niiie
P.II Sykes (gun In hand) Say. bud
dy. ver cot anything on yer?
Stranger Well, do I look like I a
going swimming, or that 1 belong U
the midsummer bullet?
FICTION STORIES
'iii-'ri-r4t1;;ii.t'' W i
Good Citixen Defined
The qualities of good citizenship are
both positive and negative. A hermit
is not a good citizen because while he
may do no real harm, break no Impor
tant laws, he contributes little to the
general welfare, does not assist in en
forcing law and withholds from the
world the eood Influence which he
might exert. The good citizen Is In
terested in and helps to promote re
ligion, education, clean politics, public
economy and thrift; he keeps posted
anent public affairs and candidates In
order that he may vote Intelligently,
attends the primary and regular elec
tions and votes.
His greatest contribution to public
welfare is perhaps unfaltering faith
In the ultimate triumph of good In the
affairs of men. C,rit.
Both Sides
"He says that life without me will
not be worth living," said the Impres
sionable girL
"Well." answered Mis Cayenne,
"he may change his mind about that
proposition. But If yon marry him,
you may both be saying Uf Un't
worth, living."
This Way Oat
Elizabeth Ann's mother noticed her
standing in the doorway holding the
front door wide open.
"Dont do that, Elizabeth Ann,"
her mother commanded the little girt.
"You'll let the flies In t"
"Oh. Pm not letting more In," re
plied Elizabeth Ann. There are so
many In the house now that I'm let
ting them out!"
He So you like to hear of my ex
H-riences lu the war?
She Do I? I love fiction.
had
Lucky Boy I
Whatever truublra Adam
Hie lolly life to mar.
He never liroke ahoeatrlng
While running, for s carl
Garage loveatment
Most home owners who embark on
. 1 1
A iniKlernlzetioo campaign are om
on the Idea that no Improvement on
the home place will add more to the
appearance of the property and help
more on the case of sale, than an
attractive garage building.
As a source of revenue, for the
small amount expended or Invested,
there are few better revenue produc
ers than a garage built on the reat
part of a home tot as there Is. In most
resldojioe neighborhoods, a continuous
de ;uind for rented garages.
Erecting a garage and .enting It
will In many cases pay the taxes or
the property.
Pigeons Now Photographers
As a result of the Important part
played by carrier pigeons in the
World war, German army officers
recently have started extensive train
ing of the birds and experimenting
with them, says Popular Mechanics
Magazine. Some have been taught
to carry an automatic camera
strapped to their breasts, the appara
tus being capable of aiaking six ex
posures while, the birds are on the
wing. Dogs are being trained with
the birds, the animals bringing the
birds In carriers strapped to their
sides from the home port of the
pigeons to officers whom the dogs
have been taught to follow.
Might Be Contagious
Angry tiueM Are you the manage!
if this Infernal place?
Hotel Manager Yes sir.
"I havn a very serious complaint."
"Heavens, don't come near me h
might be catching!"
Starved to Death
minks lie ilhlni iimouii' to ruuet
1 ho artist.
Jinks No, the only thing he roulc
draw wa his breath and nobodyfJ
pay til tn for doing tlmt.
Shifting the Clame
"Tlmt tenor Is one of those people
who manage to shift the blame when
ever unyiiniig goi-n iiniiis,
"Yes," answered Miss Cayenne. "1
observe that he always has to he
coaxed to sing." Washington Star.
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A Bad Habit, Sny We
vxtfi. io you know that you
getting to be quite a dent J
llUrdmnd Yes. It s H way I have
when It gets anywhere neat your
blrthdny.
Brick Veneering Pays
Many old houses have sturdy frame.
despite the shabby and old appearance
of the exterior. Given a veneer of
face brick, these houses will put on
an appearance of newness and will
give service that compares well with
nn entirely new home. The brick ex
terior provldet, protecilon against th
elements and tykes on added benutf
with the year;.
whto ;
Supervision Important
Many architects believe that super
risloti Is more Important to the house
than good plans, for good plans nlone
do not Insure good building. It Is the
least expensive part of t lie architect's
service, lie charges less for tills thnn
for .nuking the plnns and specifica
tions, because it takes less time to
do it.
Houtea Hard to Ze
nouses may hnve sound timbers n.nd
fiuilt Into them the best of workman
ship, but If the exterior lines Are old,
the siding weather-beaten and un
painted, the Interior lucking In nil of
those modern contrivances that tunke
for the comfort nnd convenience of
the housewife, they are avoided.
'lust a few words of praise of
your medicine. Nothing gave
me teliet and health as Lycua
E. Finkham s Vecetable Com.
pound did. I am a practical
nurse and was so rundown
that 1 was unable to work. 1
used to suffer asjonies at times
and would have to lie down the
bicsest part of the day After
two bottles of Vegetable Com-
Dound I felt better. Now I have
used ten bottles and feel fine. I
recommend it to many of my
patients." Mrs. Florence John-
son, ft. ft. Jf3, unetopu, jwuuj.
IM 1 Mil it. ill St fcel kit Hlt'lSMlHft -it
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W. N. U., Portland, No. 35-1930.