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Progreuive City Ses
to Iti Attractivenesa
While much unplum! I n'utn
uvv.(l mid rlk'litlyon the advan
luxes Unit Iridlaniui'ilU pohmchhoii ai
t'OiniiiiTclnl ttti(J lii'liiHlrlul cciitrr,
hkh am inn ny nud ohvloux, not
ftiotiKh thought or effort l directed
to making It iiltractlve m a place of
rKldeiK'e. The men who work here
have to live here, and therefore the
town tm:ht he nnxl di al more than
I workshop.
Wliile we have a doe f art. there l
much that inl'lit a nil ttliould he ilono
to IncrciiKe the ulvaiitaK'H that we al
ready povxcsH. We are richly endowed
with churches, gchnoln, llhrarlc nnd
art fa'iliilcM, all of which make n
atrong appeal to those accklni: new
hnini'K. We have our club, municipal
playground, K''f ciiurwii and Rwlrn
fnlni; pool and park, and th'W ere
eery Important iiKKctit.
Valuahlo B they are, other thlnqs
are needed. I'eople like to live In
comfort and nrnld beautiful aurround
I ti km. A catiipaiun for the hcautlflca
tlon of the city would yield rich re
tnrnn. There hould he Krf,'"iN'r- care
for our tree and a planting of new
tr;ex, even In treei nuppoi-ed to he
Jofiimd to treelettfnea eertaln of our
ftUKlm-fia utrects, for Instance.
The campnifn agnlimt the arnoke j
evil will, just a iiir as It diicceeiiH,
rontrlhute tolioih hemity and comfort
contribute very largely. For clean
Hens Ik mi element In hoth. IMirjInc
In certainly not attractive. Nor 1 It
military, l'.enuty, (lennlliicKs and com
fortable living rond;tlon are all the
murks of a wideawake and progrea
live cotniniin'ty. Ind'.imapo'.lg Newt,
Reason tor Alteration
in Name of New Baby
On the very last day of the cenxua,
bnhy wat horn at the Good Samari
tan h ox i 1 1 a I and the proud father
told the enumerator about It.
"And what la the baby's namef
eoked the census taker, poising his
pencil.
"Why, It hasn't any name yet; It
wn born Just about two hours bko,"
' (.'nn't very well list It without
nnme,'' protested the statistician,
"Well, I'd like to have it In the
count to make Lot Angeles a little
blKKer," said the husband, and he
and the enumerator went Into con
ference as to a suitable name. They
finally decided on Henry, and the
husband called up the hospital to
get his wife's approval.
'.She cant' talk now," stated the
nurse over the phone, "but she says
If you've decided on Henry, It's all
right with her, except that you'll
have to make It Henrietta." Los
Angeles Times.
Rural Sc'ieols Urged to
Beautify the Grounds
The MISKnurl "tale highway depart
ment urges each rural school on a
tate highway to benu'lfy Us school
rounds with proper plantings and
bindcap'ng. and o!Ters the service
nf a landscape expert ti the schools fot
the preparation of suitable plans foi
planting flowers, trees and shrubbery,
according to letters sent by the de
partment to all county school super
intendents In the St. Joseph highway
division. ,
This move Is a pan of the highway
beautlflcution project started by the
State highway department last year.
George I- Argus, engineer at the
St. Joseph highway oillce. points mil
that northwest Missouri's wooded
countryside abounds In native shrubs
nnd plants that are unequaled foi
landscaping purposes, nnd they may
be transplanted to the school grounds,
and If a landscaping program Is fol
lowed, surprising results at little cost
can be obtained. Other desirable
plints nnd flowers may be brought
from home by the pupils. Kansas
City Star.
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
The New Sly Cop
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MoiSero TrsfTie Ncec's
The :i!iii!e. cities of the country,
even the small towns, need major
street plans and other comprehensive
plans ns badly ns the big metropoli
tan areas. Everywhere the Increased
use of the automobile, demand for
truffle relief, for airports, rks and
new nnd enlarged business centers Is
requiring enormous changes, particu
larly In the widening of streets Inid
rut for a horse-drawn era.
Kegioiinl planning activity In the
t'nlted States has materially In
creased, pf-rtlcularly In nnd about Chi
rago. I.os Angeles, i'hllndeiphln nnd
Washington. Many new county plan
nint commls-slotis have been established
Sctncry or Sigaery?
Cnllforuiii Is waging an Intensive
campaign against signboards that dis
figure the landscape. There Is a rea
son. Landscape Is large In rallfor
Din's stock In trade for tourists.
So the slogan of the warfare on the
boards Is "Scenery or SlgneryV And
It seems to be an effective one. Pub
lic opinion operating to compel elim
ination of obnoxious disfigurement to
beauty. It Is this force that has Im
pelled two big companies, along with
others, to cut out all their roadside
displays except one or two of direc
tional value to drivers.
"Scenery or Slgnery?' It Is an all
Inclusive suggestion. Minneapolis
Journal.
Remodeling Old Hornet
Veneering nn old house with fiiec
brick has been made a simple process
The contractor merely changes a few
old fashioned bays. etc.. on the exterloi
and lay up the brick right over Hie
old frame. Many builders are offering
to finance the remodeling Job. letting
the owner pay a small amount down
and the rest on convenient terms
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Crick Combines Well
.Common brick meets all architec
tural demands for surface effects nnd
type. It may be used In the best
homes In combination with slate or
tile roofs, copper nnd fine gutter and
down spouts, metal casements nnd
sash, exposed oak timbers nnd plate
glnss!
Two-Way Rotdi
p.nslness follows good roads; In
fact It will open Its cut out nnd follow
right on to the next town If you dnnt
put your own town In order. Coun
try Home
Skeptical Public
Hrhin Jewett, grand exalted goof
fif his well-known Goof club, couldn't
sell f.'j gold pieces In Congress street,
Portland, Maine, for $1 each. About
ve o'clock he emerged from a bank
with ten new gold pieces. He started
In with a tales talk something like
this: "I say, here Is a $5 gold piece
and I need pome ready money. Will
you purchase It for $1?" Most of
the replies he got were ha I ha s!
One man, however, a foreigner, took
a look at one of the gold pieces, hit
on It sharply and passed over $1
with r.o hesitation. And one other
was In on the purchase; but Jewett
could not sell the other eight, though
hundreds of pussershy stopped to
listen. Indianapolis News.
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Cannibalistic
Leslie lives In a bis city and his
opportunities to visit the country are
limited, consequently he Is "country
green" as his country cousin wither
Uvly !' It.
On his first vl-dt to the f.irra,
when milking time came, he, of
course, was an Interested observer.
Milk, as he knew It, came from the
milkman. In bottles. One of the cows
bad c calf. When she wns turned
In with It and It began In a most
vlglrous manner the business of get
ting Its breakfast, Leslie was ter
ribly excited and worried
"Oh. mother! mother!" be cried,
"that calf is going to eut that cow
up."
Maybe
Councllmac I'.andall had been talk
ing to some of the young folks In
North Uollywood about the glories
and profits of outdoor life In south
ern California. Orange groves, Cg
ranches and apricot orchards were
touched on In colorful and convinc
ing manner,
"And what?" he asked, "will be
the outcome o the simple life?"
"A simple death." shouted some
one at the rear of the hall Los An
geles Times.
Dupotiog of Estate
A will may be slmptv stated as a
disposition of your life Insurance,
of your general estate and of person
al keepsakes. The administration of
the will !s the other weighty prob
lem. The choice of executor Is of
great Importance.
la a Manner of SpaaUinf
"Weil. I think I'll repair home
ward." "Oh, you have a used cur,
toor-Ufe.
Nothing leads to good which Is not
natural. Schiller.
WhenFbod
. Sours
Lots of folks who think they havs
"Indigestion" have only an acid
condition which could be corrected
in five or ten minutes. An effec
tive anti-acid like Phillips Milk of
Magnesia soon restores digestion
to normal.
Phillips does away with all that
ournegg and gas right after meals.
It prevents the distress so apt to
occur two hours after eating. What
a pleasant preparation to take I And
how good It is for the system I Un
like a burning dose of soda which
Is but temporary relief at best
Phillips Milk of Magnesia neutral',
be many times Its volume In acid.
Next time a hearty meal, or too
rich a diet has brought on th
least discomfort, try
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HANFORD'S
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Hotel Roosevelt
On PORTLAND'S AVr Hh
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fcl V. Park S-I.U.IT e Shop. Uaraxa oypwta.
Hotel Hoy t-
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rata by day, week
or moDta
PORTLAND. OREGON
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Corner Sth and Hojt Sta., Near L'dIob Station.
Ci Jlf...F-ARN EIG MONEY
Jti n ll flVl i to W per rent paid waiia
WUtl S irnini,. Poaitlon aeeured.
Leetoreawekly.3SroUfiea. Write lor eatalo.
MH! PR system or comers
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HOTEL ROOSEVELT'
SAN rRANCISCO'S NEW FINE HCTEL
Srcr.T room nil to bats or ahower. l-i to lo-Jll.
June-t at EiMr. Uaraire aril door.
W. N. PORTLAND, NO. 34-1S31
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Bookman's Holiday!
Literary Editor Where Is
book I reviewed yesterday?
Assistant Oh. I gave It awnyl
Literary Editor What ! tUdnt
you know 1 hadn't read It yet?
When a boy can earn a llvlnsr It's
because his father won't do U for
hi in.
Don't Cuss! .
Flit is told only
in this ?eilot
Cdn u'ith ths
black band,
Here's the sure, quick, easy way
to kill all mosquitccs ir.ucc:3
and keep 'em away outdoors!
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0 1030 Staneo 1st,
Matt the Wife
"No woman," says Edgar Guest In
the American Magazine, "can slight
me by rejoicing In her husband's
, homecoming And no man can lose
my good opinion by paying attention
to his wife." .. .
Some Don't Need It
Jock "Why do some, girls kiss
each other?" Joan "Just to keep In
practice, I suppose." Answers.
Mercy to him that shows It, Is the.
rule. Cowper. t
Arc You Traveling?
Use Cullrnra Soap and tot
water to remove the dust and
crime and thoroughly cleanse
your face. Anoint with Cat Icura
Ointment if there js any irrita
tion, roughness or pimples. Cn.l
CDira Talcum is refreshing and
cooling.
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