The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19??, March 14, 1930, Image 2

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    John's Mother
Praises Doctor
There Isn't ft moth
er Hvlnft who won't
kgree that no half
fclck child should be
the subject for au ex
XHrlnient with medi
cines of uncertain
tnerlt. hen your
child ia bilious, head
achy, half-sick, feverish, restless, with
coated tongue, bad breath, no appe
tite or energy, you knovr that nina
timet cut of ten It's a sign his little
Stomach and bowels need purging.
And when yon know tht for over
fifty years leading physicians bars
endorsed one preparation for this con
illtlon, there doesn't seem to be any
reason for "trying things.
Rich, fruity California Fig Syrup
clears tha little stomach and bowels
irently, harmlessly and in a hurry. It
regulates the bowels, gives tona and
strength to them and to the stomach J
and helps- to give your child new
Ptrength, energy and Tltallty. Thou
sands of Western mothers praise It
Mrs. Josorn W. mil, 4306 Bedford
Ave, Omaha, Nebraska, says: Til
ftever forget the doctor who got me
to give my baby boy, John, California
Fig Syrup, Nothing else seemed to
help his weak bowels. That was
when he was just a baby. He suf
fered a good deal before I gave him
Fig Syrup, but It stopped his trouble
quick,; I have used It with him fot
colds and little upset spells ever since,
t consider hlra a Fig Syrup boy."
Insist on the genuine article. See
that the carton bears the word "Cali
fornia." Over four million bottles
used a year.
Superficial Flesh Wounds
Try Hartford's
Balsam of Myrrh
All dttlsr art tirthafttaa1 t rataafjaar Bantf
lor ta tint botti II Rt talta.
Garfield Tea
Waa Your
Grandmother's Remedy
For every stomach
and Intestinal 111
This good old-fashioned
herb horns
remedy for constV
patlon, stomach lilt
and other derange
ments of the sys
tem so prevalent these days Is la eves
greater favor as a family medldnt
than la your grandmother's day.
IVELL OR MONEY BACK
jtefHt altniliiat aa oc ratuasStd ktb
StOUTHM ASKANCE." jflvt teklratakkf
mi ma Ur. C J. una nmooa
aoa-tamScal mttbod ot treat
ment Ch4 by at exdutelyl
Rcraariubat. tucccu alto artfh
o Ojar Kactai aw) Colon at IomU.
p oo alvtna Jti s4
RECTALCO.CIINI
portunIi s c at t
Aviatloa Note
"Just the same, man will sever fly
like the birds."
"Oh, I don't know. Beats the par
rot right now."
A. Sour
Stomach
In the same time It takes a done of
loda to bring a little temporary relief
of gas and sour stomach, Phillips
Milk of Magnesia has acidity complete
ly checked, and the digestive organs
all tranquilizer Once you have tried
this form of relief you will cease to
worry about your diet and experience
a new freedom In eating.
This pleasant preparation Is just ai
good for children, too. Use it when
ever coated tongue or fetid breath
signals need of a sweetener. Physi
cians will tell you that every spoon
ful of Phillips Milk of Magnesia neu
trallzes many times Its volume In acid.
Get the genuine, the name Phillips Is
Important. Imitations de not act th
samel
FILLIPS
Milk
of Magnesia
VruTToRTLAND, NO. Wii
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E
Gin
Copyright, by Bobbi M.rrlll 0
a iht
CHAPTER IX Continued
18-
But nothing of those thoughts
showed In Ginger's piquant face when
she greeted the members of the house
hold at breakfast on Monday morning
After all, she could not well announce
to Hiram Buck worth a rejmenated
lllrnm Buekworth It was, too, all
genial affability,, radiating pervasive
good cheer that If he had irranged
for Marjory to enter the ministry,
th?y, the Tolllvers, had no Idea of
spending money to make a school
teacher out of her. So she bided her
time, taring a great Inner satisfaction
In Marjory's quickened radiance, her
breathless brilliancy, her vivid Joy,
and admitting to herself that however
disgusting this business of man mad
ness might he. It certainly wrought
wonders in Marjory's physical ap
pearance. To Eddy Jackson she relieved her
self of the burden of philosophy which
had evolved from her painful expe
rience. "You know, Eddy, we really haven't
any right to run other peoples busl
oesa not even when we can do It a
whole lot better than they can."
"NoP he ejaculated Incredulously
"Absolutely. Even If they make a
mess of It why there you are I Let
them. One may be able to foresee the
the end, and to know far, far better
than they where her conduct will
lend"
"Tou'd better switch to the first
person," he Interrupted kindly. "You're
getting In pretty deep.-
"Well. anyhow, 1 can't run other
people's lives not Marjory's, nor any
body else In the world. It's too much
like trying to play Heaven, I suppose."
But st.e sighed a tittle.
But while she schooled herself to ac
cept, even with a pleasant satisfac
tion, the digression of her sister, there
was one phase of the family affairs
that she would never accept the fact
of ber father's blindness.
"He cant be blind forever,' she a
sured ber own heart stoutly. "He
simply cannot. Ue Is too good, and
too young, and oo very, very dear.
Ue shall go to all the doctors In the
world, one sfter the other, until he
finds the one that can perform mir
acles. Everybody says they do per
form miracles now, the doctors and
the surgeons. And they've got to do
one for father. Just as soon as he
gets stronger, and a tittle less worn
out, and there Is a llltle more money
In the trunk, then he shall begin."
When she came to discuss her new
scheme of family economy with her
father she encountered an unexpected
obstacle.
"You must see yourself, father. It Is
Just nonsense to spend money to make
her a teacher, when she Is going to
marry a church."
"Ellen, you must t mistaken she
Is too young"
"I'm not mistaken, father. 1 know
ihls man-business as far as 1 can see
It. I'm not so dumb. Besides she
Just as good as told me. Ob, 1 don't
think they'll be In any hurry about It
but It's on It's way."
Mr. Tolllver was silent for a mo
ment. "I never thought of that," he
said slowly. "She is so young. And
so beautiful. He Is a fine chap. Then
that Is why she told -ne If It could be
arranged any way she would rather
go to regular college than to normal
school."
"College I College? Marjory! And
with us retired on pension V
"She said she would work her way."
"Work I Marjory? Father, why, she's
she's crazy."
"No. In love."
"College I And work her wayl Why.
father, the only thing In the world
she hates more than study is work."
"Oh, that was before she was in
love."
"Well, 1 hope you put your foot
down hard"
"Oh, I did. I told her I would make
the arrangements."
'Oh, father, you would I It's sc like
you. Retired on pension and college
and operations
"Oh, there's no hurry ubojt the op
eration. But college can't wait espe
cially, If she Is In love."
"But, father, darling, don't you see?
What's the use to spend all that
money on her when she Is Just going
to get married, and keep house, and
go to ladles' aldr
So her father sat down with her,
very quietly, and talked It all over.
Ue said that Marjory was right. She
must go to college. She would need
the experience, the knowledge of
books, of people, and of things. Espe
cially, In these troubled times, would
she need complete equipment so that
In case she were thrown upon her
own resource she could earn her own
living, with dignity, with ease, even
with pleasure.
"Oh, yo'i needn't worry about that,'
argued Ginger. "Methodist ministers
may not always be crazy about their
wives, but they don't divorce them
They wouldn't dare."
Ue smiled at r. "1 wasn't think
tag of divorce," he said. "But sup
pose her husband died. Or suppose
be became, blind.
ger
by Ethel Hucston
Illustrations by Irtwn Myers
Dinger clasped his arm. Quick tears
burned In her eyes.
"Darling," sue whispered.
"But It U not altogether for the
sake of the unpleosunt and the unfore
seen," he went on cheerfully. "She
Is so young. And lllniin Is s brilliant
student Marjory will need training,
and experience, and knowledge, to
play her hand In tits game."
As to the details. It could be ar
ranged. Methodism makes education
easy for the children of Its ministers
She could work she said she was
willing to work fur her expenses In
the dormitory. There are funds to
take (.are of those who must horrow.
scholarships for those who will make
the effort
"But If Is too had lo separate them,'
mourned (.linger. "They will have
such a little while longer to be to
gether. And twins are so very
twlnny."
"Oh. we cant separate them. The)
must both go," Ginger wus appalled
at his cheerful acceptance of this
wildly extravagant measure.
"Father, you-you re you Why.
father, the less we have the more we
get ready to spend."
"Oh. well, It says lr the Bible, R
lleve that ye have received and ye
shall have.' So If we Just believe
they've gut their fingers on their edu
cation, they'll get It"
"1 suppose so."
In her heart, for Miriam's sake
Ginger felt It was a very good thing
it would give her a much wider range
from which to select a substitute for
the can grocer. Besides, Miriam, ex
cept for her one aberration. as setml
bla Education might really make
something of her she nilItt go Into
politics, or literature, or Ginger's
Imagination fulled her. She knew the
world offered wide avenues lo brilliant
women, but she knew not whither
those boulevards finally led.
The whistle of the postman brought
Miss Jenkins to the veranda.
"Why, Ginger," she ejaculated, "who
In the world are you w rltlng to? There
are sixteen letters for you Sixteen"
Ginger's greedy fingers look them
away from her. "Ob." she said non
chalantly, "I am looking up a lot of
things, and I have a heap of Irons In
half a dozen fires, let me 'ell you
Besides, you know yourself, father. I
am too old to be questioned every time
I write a letter."
"Dear Clnger." he said tolerantly.
"I hope you strike Pay Dirt of your
own. You deserve to."
Ginger was glad to make her ecnte
without further discussion, und with
her sixteen little white angels. Six
teen dimes tinkled ou to Join their
brothers In the doll's trunk.
"Pay Dirt, III tell the otld," she
crowed. "Why it bents Sunday col
lections all to pieces. And b-sldes.
that has to be divided with the poor
and the church and foreign missions
and every cent of il ' Us straight
haul for the parsonage,"
She read the letters, slowly, one
after the ether, sixteen letters, such
friendly sympathetic letiers. wishing
such good fortune to the parsonage
home, calling down Gods blessing
upon It In such words of fnlth. that
Ginger's eyes filled with tears.
"You darlings," she whispered. "You
dear, good. Christian darlings."
In spite of her enthusiasm, she
could not quite banish a slight un
comfortable pung of regret thai (he
home was not catering to as broad
a field as Its kindly donors thought
"But after all, It Is a very good
thing to help the hiind. Even one
blind. And perhaps If we get enough
money we can start a big one later
on."
CHAPTER X
All Ginger s hottest arguments could
not shake her futher's determination.
The small matter of his wn vision
must wait upon the education of the
twins. The money thpy bad saved
during the Summer thanks to bis
own vacation at Pay Dirt, and to the
presence of lllrnm Buekwoctn as
regular paying guest In the parsonage
must go to their equipment for col
lege. As for himself, he "-as to be
In no hurry. The doctors hnd agreed
Warning That Caused
At the conclusion of a banquet giv
en In his honor on the occasion of a
visit to Poland, says an article trans
luted from L'Europe Nouvelle. of
Purls. Gilbert K. Chesterton was
called upon for a speech. "An early
Christian mtirtyr," said Chesterton,
"stood In the arena awaiting the Hons,
and he prayed to his God to perform
s miracle that would stive his life.
And God gave him s divine Inspira
tion. The grating In front of the
lion's den was raised and a great
tawney hetist appeared, sniffed the air,
shook his mane, roared and bounded
toward the waiting martyr. The
Christian stood with folded arms and
when the animal drew near was henrd
to mutter a few words. Immediately
the Hon recoiled and slunk back to
the fur end of the areua where he
Ella
WNU Bervl.a
that I ho fist thing fot hi in to do was
to become strong and robust, and to
live at pence with all the world This,
then, war his present duty, and to It
he bent all his energies.
Miriam, greatly to thotr surprise,
evinced no real enthusiasm for college
-Miriam, the student, the vwln of
Judgment It seemed to ber a wiisti
of time, she doubted It true educa
tion was to be derived from books,
she was not yet sort- what specific
line she wished to follow as a profes
sion However, she yielded to their
arguments, with the saving clause thai
she "might not go four years a
couple, anyhow one can learn a lot
In i wo years."
In this emergency, Mr. Tolllver de
parted from the established rule ot
the tiouso. and arranged for a chnrge
account at Joplln WVstbury's dry
goods store. He cautioned the girls,
In conference with Miss Jenkins, to
use It as sparingly as possible, but
what t her young girls had for col
lege, the twins, loo, must hive.
Ginger ami Marjory held their owa
counsel. They used the charge ac
count only enough to allay the sua
plclons of Miss Jenkins and Helen,
who was bock In lied Thmsh after her
honeymoon, and living, strangely. In
o small cottage some Mocks removed
from the parsonng. But mostly they
drew upon the contributions to ths
home for ibe blind. It hurl Ginger
afresh every time she drew s dime
from the precious store that she had
fondly hoped would bring the blessing
of clear vision to her father hut he
bad decreed flatly that the twins csms
first, that he and bis affairs must
wait So Ginger obediently act ber
self to the accoutrement of the twins.
Already they were registered at
Iowa Weslevnn. Already arrange
ments bad been made for them to live
at llershey ball, giving service In re
turn for their accommodations
ory at the telephone, Miriam In charge
of the library. And already It was
September, the public schools were
opening, and the dedication of the new
church was but one wiek away.
Mr. Tolllver and Miriam were back
In the pnrsotuige now, a sunburned,
ruddy pnlr, with vigor In their steps,
and with appetites that boded III fot
the overtaxed store ot dimes.
On Tuesday of that week. Eddy
Jackson called Ginger to the tele
phone. "Call out your brass band," he cried,
with laughter In his voice. " have a
truly romantic figure lined tip fot
you."
Ginger sniffed audibly Into the tele
phone. "A furm hand. I suspect," she
said unpleasantly.
"A false suspicion. lie hulls from
New York."
"So did the can grocer. It seems It
takes all kinds to make New York.
"Well, bla father pays utiougb In
come tax to buy the whole state of
Iov. And this chap himself thanks
to the convenient d'-a'ti of a lot of re
mote relatives Is worth a extol mil
lion. Hot million, I'd call It but he
says coot."
"Is he a cripple?" Inquired Ginger
cautiously.
"No. He Is not what I'd call nn
Adonis, but be Is in g.d health. He
played halfback at college, tin Is not
disabled In any apparent way Iad
Ing members of your sex have been
known to make friendly overtures to
him without inuib provocation."
In spite of her own best judgment
In spite of the many pitfalls she had
found to await the unwary pursuer ol
romance and rlchps, Olnger'a henrt
wormed to the chase. True, If had
warmed In the past, warmed often
nnd In vnln. But after all. could so
much hope, so much patience, and oh,
so very much faith, full tn the end to
be productive of good results? Cer
tnlnly the time was ripe for the smile
of fortune. Had not suffering pre
vailed enough nights tn the old par
sonnge to merit the Joy that cometb
In the morning?
"Oh. Eddy said Ginger nnxloualy,
"I wish we could get rid of Miriam.
She's so likely to say something smart
Just at the wrong minute, and get his
mind off Marjory's looks. Won't you
take her out somewhere?"
(TO OK CONTINUED)
Lion's Loss of Appetite
tranquilly lay down Nero gave a brief
order and the Christian was dragged
In front ot the Imperial loge. 'What
didst thou suy?' asked the emperor.
'What mngtc hast thou used that the
king of beasts hath refused to harm
thee?' 'O Caesur,' replied the Chris
tlun, I said simply to the llonfllnve
a care what thou doest. fool, for after
thou hnsf eaten they will call upon
thee to make s speech."'" Where
u poo 0 K. C without another word,
resumed his seat
Rodin oa "Toil"
"No sudden Itmplrutlon cun repluce
the long toll which Is Indispensable to
give the eyes a true knowledge of
form and of proportion and to render
the hand obedient to the cotninund
of feeling." Agusle Uodln.
t.f.H,.(,..4.tt..ttj
MOW TO LIVE
LONGER
Dy JOHN CLARENCE FUNIC
A. M, 5. D.
Dtwtnr o Pulillc llHh Nitration,
SlaU ol I'anmyltanla
Tinkering
TIIEUR are some uuiomobllo own
ers who are forever pulling (belt
machines apart and putting hem to
gether again. Evidently they do this
under an Inflated Idea of their ino
flmulcal Ingenuity, thus hoping to Im
prove upon factory adJtiHimeiita. A
a general rule It Is this type of per.
on who Is always complaining about
bis car's pmr performance.
This tinkering business Is bad
Riiough for motor cars, but It Is vast
ly worse for human bodies. The most
that run happen to the automobile Is
that It will be ruined. And money
buys HDoiher oua. Human beings,
jii the other hand, are not factory
product. When Injured by tinkering
they cither remain that way, or pass
out of the picture entirely and for
ttver.
Yet, In spite of this well known fad.
It Is positively remarkable bow muuy
tlnkereis there are tu the I'nlted
States today. They divide themselves
rtiughly Into two flushes Those who
ibow an undue affection for the home
remedy and quack product, and thiwe
who permit thut old huguhoo worry to
Innuence their Imagination to distress
ing proportion.
It Is not at nil surprising that with
o many of these people around that
at least 4 per cent (and this Is a very
rotiM-rvatlve eatlmste) of Urns who
visit diH tors have nothing whatsoever
wrong wlir them, l.lttle wonder that
advertised curtail are so (silent!
Nor Is It sny pur.ile to understand ho
so many unfortunates make ttieuv
sclvcs physically Mini mentully I.I
through the power of a tlvld Imagl
nntlon. If M-ople would only realize that to
self dluglioae a retil or supposed esse
of dlM-nse und then swiillnw a self h it
ministered dose from a beautifully la
beled bottle, represents about the
worst type of tinkering on earth,
(here would be fewer deaths at lbs
wrong time.
If for any reason, however, you con
clude that you are III, don't brood mer
it Seek adt Ice. If the pli)s!clun pro
flounces you sound, let I list be that
If actually sbk, then follow the doc
tors orders, t'nder no circumstances
linker.
"Creaking" the Kitchen
AWAVOlilTE sport ot the twe
weeks' vacation sojourner Is It
attempt to "break" lie hotel kitchen
On the theory that the cut what you
please plan Is an li.vltstlon to ex
haust the food supply ninny guests. II
actions may be Interpreted, are quits
convinced that their en parities art
equal to 'be cballctigo.
Vacation stomacbs consequently are
anything else but stomuclm on vara
tloti. In reality they are Inflicted with
gross abuse every lime their owners
are at table.
Admittedly, eating can be raised to
the status of a high class pleiisute.
But there Is no "class" at all In turn
lug this natural bo.lv function Into a
low sport. Which la exaetly wbat
happens wben fat dowaiters, corpulent
men and even average people consist
ently attempt to embarrass the food
stock of s resort hotel.
And what Is true of these dining
room Indlscrcttonlsis also applies to
others who, while temperate st ths,
hotel, commit a similar crime by
stulllng themselves ami their children
between meals with all sorts of edibles
snd drinkables.
Most certainly one does not want to
be disciplined too much when on ths
annual pilgrimage. And there really
Is no need for It. Even luxurlefbavs
their place. Palatably cooked food
has Its right to reus'imible attention,
also. But to make eating the main
joy of an outing Is to overlook the
real advantages of fresh sir, rest and
mental change.
Therefore, eat reasonably. Enjoy
what you eat to the full. But don't
try to "break" the hotel kitchen. You
can't do It. Moreover, conceivably
you may break yourself In the attempt
a. tut. Wttrn Nwtipf ttuioD.)
Nature's Long Process
in Slate Production
Klntn, so geologists tell us, was
originally sediment deposited on the
oceun bed or luke floor by tidal cur
rent and mountain stream. After
years of gradual accumulation this de
posit was subjected to tremendous
lient and pressure by some convolution
of the earth's surface A metamorpho
sis took place. Clay turned to silica
and loose silt was compressed Into
line-grained rock, so tlne-gralned, In
deed, that even when completely im
mersed In water for 4S hours It ab
sorbs less than ono half of 1 per cent
of Its weight
Here, then, Is the raw material for
an Ideal rooting. Being cloue-gralned
nutural rock it Is fireproof, water
proof and so nearly weatherproof that
tho phrase ''eternal rock" Is a com
mon synonym for everlasting. Yet
bad nature stopped her manufactur
ing processes nt this point we would
never have had any slate roofs, one
more characteristic was needed to
change that sedimentary rock Into
slate. Ho nature again applied tre
mendous pressure and produced cleavage.
Sdc-ntifa
FOR CONSTIPATION
la Numbars
"llavo you good references?"
Yes, ma'am 207 of them," II Tra
raso, ttoiiie.
l COUGHS
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Fir at d.iaa anathaa Im
ahV k.M GUAK-
ANTEED.
ic
a
1
with
Boschees
Alalt
druggists
Syrup
It Wat Always Thut
Niin-l'onnld Is certainly tickled
with his new mustache, Isn't he?
Belle (with shy blush) Yea, but not
listf as much as I am.
Painty white dresses for baby or
daughter made beautiful by Itus Pall
Blue. Your Groei-r Im It Adv.
Ratort Courtaest
The Haughty Ono Do you kuow
who I am?
The Other No, don't you?
ONE PRESCRIPTION
MADE FAMILY DOCTOR
FAMOUS
Seldom has any single act beta
of greater benefit to mankind than,
that of Dr. Caldwell in 18K5, when
lie wrote the prescription which
lixi carried hii ium to the four
comers of the earth.
Over and over, Dr. CaMwclI
wrote the prescription at he founj
men, women snd children suflerinir
from those common symptoms 01
constipation, such as coated tonjuc,
tad breath, headaches, gas, nausea,
hilioustiess, no energy, lack of
appetite, and similar tilings.
Demand for this prescription
prcw 10 fast, because of the pleas
ant, quick way it relieved iticli
symptoms of constipation, that by
i'8fW Dr. Caldwell was forced t
have it put tip ready for tne.
Today, Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin,
as it is called, il always ready at
any drugstore.
Re Trouble Thare
"You want me to produce 'Hamlet?
It will have to he rewritten aroum)
the personality of my star."
That can be arranged."
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'Eight years ngo before my
last baby was born, I atartcJ
taking Lydia E rinkham'i
Vegetable Compound. I got
such good results that I namci
her Catherine Lydia. I have
tlx older children and five
grandchildren, too4 I urn 44,
but people tell me I look much
younger. I am now taking the
Vegetable Compound again
because of my age. I eat and
sleep better and I do all my
housework, and my washing. I
will do my best to answer lct-tcr."-lr,
II. Dolhonde, 6318
inkbt.,NcwUrlcan$,Louisiana,
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