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Jun want ma and .I'm to apara
Hp read thara ahaddor anywhera,
I'll git down and waller ther
And oblaaged to you at thatl
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THIS AND THAT
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When your
Children Cry
for It
Oastorla It a comfort when Bab? tl
fretful. No sooner taken than the little
otit li at ease. If restless, fuw dropi
soon bring contentment No barm done,
for Caatorla It baby remedy, meant
for babies. I'orfectly en fa to give tba
youngest Infutit ; you bar tlia doctors'
word for that I It la vegetable pro
duct and you could aaa It every day,
Itut It'a In an emergency tbat Caatorla
means moat Bmie nlglit when eonstl
iatlon muat be relloved or colic pains
or other suffering. Never be without
It ; some mothera keep an utrn bottle,
unopened, to ninka aura thera will al
waya b Caatorla In tha house. It la
effective for older children, too; read
tlia book that cornea with It
"Ton-Littere" of Pigs
by No Mean Unuaual
To city folks, brought up on tha
lorlea about "Three Utile Pigs" and
th wolf Hint hillfed and puffed, a pig
li Juat a flit little squealing baby until
It la big enough fur tlia smokehouse,
but, not ao In Idaho, Out there, ona
raiser reHirta that at all tnontha there
waa a Utter of 14 pig which had
reached the total welk'ht of 4,1. VI
pound, nearly 300 pounda a pig.
Unite a mouthful for the wolf.
Th ton litter, now the aim of all
pig ralwra, la ona In which the total
weight of the litter la 2,niJ pounda or
morn at all months.
They nacd to be rare, but In lfM.
fnrtnera In .10 atatea reported reaching
the coveted mark. There were 4!2 of
auch Utters. Virginia produced two,
and In order nut to quibble over a few
pounda, made them long ton llttera, at
that IVnnsjIvanla led all the atatea
with C5 auch llttera, and Ohio waa
aecond with 4S. Washington Star.
Alaska Caralaa of Ed.aT
A fossil apple, dlacovered bealde t
mastodon tusk, In the Tanaua valley
In Alaaka, leada ame an-hcnlnglata
with a aenae of humor to look to tha
North country aa the acene of man'
origin, rliilmlng the apple la the or If
Inn I uacrt by Eve.
Fee tba Sick-Room
nine doner are the beat for a alck
room. They soothe. Ited ahould not
be uaed; they Imluce reatleaaneaa.
Some people are known by their In
tentlona and othera by their works.
Makes Life
Sweeter
Next time a. contod tongue, fottt.
breath, or acrid akin gives evidence
of aour atomucb try riillllpa Milk ol
slngneala I
(let acqunlnted with thla perfect an
tl-ncld that belpa the ayatetn keep
Bound and awoct That every atomnch
Dwds at time. Take It whenever a
benrty menl bring any dlavomfort,
l'hlllliia Milk of Magnesia bus won
medical endorsement. And convinced
million of men and women they didn't
have "Indication." Don't diet, am'
don't anlTcr; juat remember riillllpa
l'leiiaunt to toko, and nlwnya effective.
The name riillllpa la Important; It
Identlflea the genuine product "Milk
of Magnesia" hna been the U. S. regla
tered trado mark of the Onirics II
I'ldlllpa Chemical Co. and Its pre
deceasor Charles II. Phillips alnce 187.1
Phillips
Milk ,
of Magnesia
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With Perpetual Care
They Were No Good
Sometime when eomething a little
out of tba ordinary Is wanted, when
cooking out of doors, try
tills:
8tuffd Baked Applet-
Cut a lurge cube, one
Inch acrosa from the top
of a good-alzed apple.
Fill the space witb rais
ins, put back the piece
cut out aa a cork. Wrap
In mint leaves or any
aromatic leaves like saaaafraa, cover
with moistened clay an Inch thick and
place In th coals to bake. Cover and
leave for a half hour or more. Re
move the clay, take off tbe leavea and
yon bave a roasted apple wblcb will
be bard to forget
Cook'a 8andwlch Filling-Chop the
ripe pulp of tomato, white leavea of
chicory, green pepper, water ere, let
tuce and hard-cooked eggs. Bind with
a thousand Island dressing. Mix In a
garlic-rubbed bowl and drain well be
fore spreading on buttered bread.
With a glass of milk this will make a
good luncheon.
Cottag C has as Combination Sand
wich, Spread amall rounda of thin
buttered toast with anchovy better,
then with seasoned cottage cheese and
chopped chives. This may be used aa
an open sandwich and served as a rel
lah or as a aandwlch.
Italltnn Sandwich. Chop very fine
one cupful of boiled, cooked spaghetti,
two strips of bacon (broiled) sni one-
half cupful of cooked ahrlmpa; mis
and add-two tahlespoonfula of tomato
catsup and one of Worcestershire
sauce. Season, spread on toast spruv
kle with grated cheese and brown In
the broiling oven. Garnlsb with let
tuce and aerve.
8almon Filling for Sandwlehat
Rub one cupful of aalmon through a
aleve and mix with one tablespoonful
of finely chopped capers, a bit of
onion juice and just enough mnyon
nalse to make the mixture of the con
slstency to ipiend. Place on lettuce
and serve between buttered bread
sliced very thin.
Good Sandwich.
A hot sandwich which Is both sppe
tlzlng and economical Is prepared ss
follows: Toast snd
butter bread, then
lay on allced heat
ed atufflng which
has been left over
from turkey or
chicken ; on this
place a slice of but'
tered bread spread
with cranberry sauce. Cut Into finger
strips, gnrnlih with olives and serve
with sliced cold lowl.
Roast Bf Sandwich. Trim off
the meat from the bone of a roaat,
chop fine, add thrte tablespoonfuls of
chopped pickles to every cupful of
meat, add mayonnaise to hind and
spread on plain bread buttered or
on toast buttered. Garnish with
radishes.
Delicacy Sandwich. On thin slices
of whole wheat bread spread caper
butter (butter mixed with chopped
capers), place thin slices of cold roast
leg of Inrjib on this, sdd a lettuce
leaf and another el lee of buttered
bread. Garnish with aprlua of mint
or with mold of mint Jelly.
Open Sandwich. Saute in butter
three fresh mushroom and one diced
green eppcr until tender, add one
cupful of minced roast lamb, cream
to bind and such scnsonlngs aa are
needed. Spread on slices of toust.
sprinkle with finely chopped or grut
ed cheese and brown quickly In
broiler. Gnrulah witb strips of fried
bnnunn and water cress.
kwatU.
Grill Sandwich. L'hop two ounce
of good strong cheese, twelve
blanched almonds, one-fourth head of
small lettuce snd eight green olives
Add lemon Juice snd alt, bind with
mnyonnnlee dressing and spread on
toast or bread, cut Into desired shapes.
In using cbeese for cooking buy
only the rich old cheese which will
melt when toaated. tlent of high tem
perature will toughen cheese and
mnke It atrlngy. unlesa rich and asted.
Collage Sandwich. finite or nmh
two ounce of good American cheese
and one ounce of choped blanched
almonds and the same of sweet
pickle, finely chopped. Molaten with
a ttihleapoooful of frvnch dreaslng and
sprend on rye, brown or white bread,
pre on a buttered slice and cut Into
any desired hnpe.
Spanish Sandwich. Chop togeth
er one small can of plmentoes, two
hard-cooked egits, one-fourth pound of
mild cheese, one and one-fourth cup
fuls of walnut) or pecans chopped
fine. Make a nuce by using one
tuhlespooiiful of butter, add one beat
en egg, three tablespoonfuls of vine
gar, one teaspoonful of salt and n
speck of paprika. Cook over hot wa
ter until thick, then set away to cool.
When thoroughly chilled add the sauce
to the first mixture and use as a fill
ing for white or brown bread. Add a
crisp lettuce lenf to almost tiny sand
wich and It will be enjoyed.
Itaut 7WsYtie.
IT'S folly to luffer long from net
ritis, neuralgia, or headaches whea
relief is swift and sure, with Bayer
Aspirin. For 88 years the medical
profession has recommended it It
does not affect the heart Take it
for colds, rheumatism, sciatica,
lumbago. Gargle it for a sore throat
or tonsilitis. Proven directions for
its many uses, in tvery package.
All drug stores have genuine Bayer
Aspirin which is readily identified
by the name on the box and tba
Bayer cross on every tablet
Aspirin
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ai moaiMom wowti n inriwam
Originated Dating Syatam
Tbe cuatom of dating events from
the blrtb of Jesus Christ originated
witb a learned monk of Roma, DIo
nyslns Exlgnus, who compiled and
computed tha paschal cycle. Dlony
slus lived In the Fifth and Sixth. eca
turlea, dying about SS5. ,
Difficult Packing
Famou Explorer On my last hunt
ing trip I bagged two Immense ele
phants. Flapper now thrilling I Did yoa
have much trouble getting them lnt)
the bogs? Smith's Weekly, Sydney.
Tha Idaarl
"Do yon serve course dlnnersT
asked the caller.
"Land sake, not" exclaimed Mrs.
Seurlch. "We are rich enough to eat
only the most refined victuals."
Taa Talk
"The fortune teller said Td fall la
love wllb tall man."
"Don't yoa know sny tall men?"
"Not one outside of my husband."
Many find Buss Ball Blue good tonte
for chickens. Large package at Gro
: Adv.
Fabl.
The old fellow wss ninety-four and
:old reporters be didn't attribute hla
ongevlty to sny particular diet
Harrait Aard
No man ever sowed the grain of gen
erosity who gathered not up the bar
re! of tha desire of his heart.
DR. CALDWELL'S
THREE RULES
Dr. Caldwell watched tba results of
eonatipatioo for 47 year, and belisvad
that no matter how careful people are
of tbeir baaJLh, diet and exarciae, eoo
tipation will occur from tima to time.
Of next importance, then, i how to treat
it when It comes. Dr. Caldwell always
vu in facor of getting aa clot to nature
u possible, bene his remedy for eotuU
pation is a mild vegetsbl compound. It
can not barm tha moat delicate ytm
and is not habit forming.
Th Doctor never did approve of dras
tic phyaics and purges II did not beliara
they ware good for human being to put
Into their ayatem. II Syrup IVpain for
yonrelf and member of the family ia
constipation, bilioune, tour and erampy
stomach, bad breath, no appetite, head
ache, and to break up fever and cold.
Gat, a battle today, at any drugstore and
obaerv thetVtkree rale of health i Keep
th head cool SheJaat warm, tha bowcla
ipen. For a free trial bottle, juat write
Syrup Pepsin," Dept HB, UonticeUo,
'Ulnois.
GLENN'S
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