aJl Tew m Little OUR COMIC SECTION Our Pet Peeve SAME PRESCRIPTION HE WROTE IN 1892 Whim Dr. Caldwall started to pra-HJc mullein, bark in 1H7S, tha nrwla fur luutlvt were not aa great u today, j'eoiila lived normal lives, at plain, wholMom food, and got plenty of f reah air. Hut even that early tfier were drutle pbyaloa and purge for the relief of eonlltia which Dr. Caldwell did Bnt bellov wra good fur human beings, Tli prescription fur conatlpation that ba uaed early In hii practlea, and which ba put In drug atom In lHUi under tha nam of Dr. Caldwell's Syrup l'epain, la a lluuld vevetmbl remedy, intended lor women, children and allcr!y people, and they Read Just such a BiUiL aafa buwel stimulant. Thi prescription has It worth nd It now the largest telling liquid buatlrt. It haa Won tha conft.ienre of people who needed It to jrH relief from beadarlwe, blllouaruM, flatulence, Indl aoatlon. loaa of appetite ant sleep, bad (math, dysiepia, oulda, fevers. At your druggist, or wrlta "Hyrup l'rjialn." 11. lilt. MootlotUo, Illinois, fur froe ( "Kalese" Mad valuable Rubber Imprest are Investigating new source of revenue, extraction of oil frum rubber sels, which lout hava been treated aa refuse on Muluynn rubber estates. Net pniflti of 111 ton li eallmuted with market price approximately f22 a Ion. Kstale la borers tarn about three routs a day collecting semi In apnra I Imp. VyHEM damp davi, udder changes in weather, or expo tire to a draft makes jointa ache, there it always quick relief in Haver Aspirin. It makei ihort work c( headaches or any little pain. Jut ai effective in the more serious suffering; froij.naura!(ria, neuritis, rheumatism or hmtnago. No ache or pain ii ever too dcep-ieated for liayer Aspirin to relieve, and it does. Dot affect the heart. All druggist, with proven directions for various uses which many people have found invaluable in the relief of pain. ASPIRIN AJptrln to the tfU Kurt el Htm MarnifMture 4 M.ho ,iaasUlw W aetkrUfarH Suppoaa There Were No Bide MaM At tlm pictures tha oilier Blclit we were almwn that In Morocco wen bid for their wives. Jut think of bring put on the auction block and baying mm bid for you. It must be terrible I Mildred It mnat be; but Juet tup. poie there were no bids I ltni Poll Itlue goes further, make clothes whiter than liquid Blue, l.srgi package at Grocers. Adv. Necastary "I hnve some lovely shoes for the bnll. Hud them made to measure for IX" "You are extravagant I You could have sot thorn ready made for ball the money." "Yes, but I should huve bad to pay ready money for them," An egotist Is a man who points wltb pride to himself. Why He Succeeded Honored politically and professionally, during his lifetime, Dr. K. V. I'irrce, whose picture ap pears here, made a succest few have equalled Hi pure herbal rente dies which hare stood tin test for many years are Still tmon( the "best sellers." Dr. Tierce's Golden Medical Discov ery is a stomach alterative which makes the blood richer, it clears the skin, beautifies it ; pimples and eruptions vanish quickly. This Discovery, or "0 M D", of Dr. Pierce's puts you in fine condition. All dealers have it in liquid or tablets. Send 10 centi for trial pkg . of tablet to Dr. Pierce's Clink, Buffalo, N. Y. and writ for free medical advice. R i - ... j I'.,' f . x vj ? Turn I " Vtt-ti. utnuwtK put w (HOICE (CnVH w R o ) THE FEATHERHEADS Y I CHT DOWHT&BUSIKSFSS- V xl C ICQt'S AlTCXSfiWf 0 XbO MOOl f nrr' UVtTVOOTruWE.'r'LfASIATTWO ) ( cjta i ToMaoQwooKvmuiBssccm- V. Vj ,VE0SATo4 AVOMOCE KSTUAlKp' ' ' ; yHOvJ,vUiro- fVNliiljiiT WvUT ro voo I rl"l!'A , WUQ rsa wwirenkt j.jWr v (warsfti lis: . FINNEY OF THE FORCE f'tms) tt ??L) llffl 1 unit JgA ffijba T'S TO RJNHV Came the Dawn Too Much Racket SECURITY The train drew up at a station and there wus a long wult during which ninny of the passengers got up and craned their neck to tee what wus happening. At last a man carrying a heavy box cllnitxd wearily aboard and deposited the box on the rack. A nervous old gentleman eyed the huge package with evident distrust "Do you think that box 1 safe fhereT he demanded "Oh, jim,' replied the man, cheer fully, "If locked!" BIG OBJECTION She Met Marry an efficiency ex pert) Never! He'd Insist on living within our means. Higher Mathematics On and on make two. ' Out If on and on ahould marry How I It In a year or two There's two and on to rarryt Delivery "Have you prepared any great speeches f "Yen," answered Senutor Sorghum. 1 have In readlnens some of the great est demonstrations known to oratory." "When will you deliver themT" "I'm not sure. Not being a lobbyist or a propogamliKt, I can't make relia ble Brruiifcineiita to deliver them promptly 'c a d.'" Washington Star Either Way Mrs. Smith had Inserted an adver tlsement In the pajiers for a new nursemaid and whs Interviewing the first applicant. "And liat," said she, "Is your attitude on corporal punish ment!" The applicant thought for a while and theu replied: "Generally. I take 'em across my knee, but I can smack 'em standing up If necessary" tmproTiBg the Opportunity The Tramp (at the buck door) Lady, will you pleaxe give me a gliiM of viutcr? I'm so hungry I don't really know where to spend the night. ONE WAY TO REST lie Whutiha say we gtt married) She Cosh I Now I think of It, I do need a rest. had. Alphabetical Condensation Poui letieia l.aunt ue on our way Of aaiiiwlnn or aire; thla UttM. one dnv. le null O. K. The next It's all N. O. Officer, Do Your Duty I "How lucky we are that we have air," remarked the thoughtful gent who was out tilling his lungs with It "Yes," replied his low brow com paulon, "we couldn't have bulloon tires without It." Beautiful, but Dumb She This pupet says that a new star ol hitherto unheard of density has been discovered, lie Must he the one I saw Iuhi night In the moving picture. The Answer She (discussing new neighbors) I can't make them out They've got no cur, no pianola, no wireless. She's got no Jewelry, no furs He They've probably got some motley. Humorist. Wife's Bad Habit "My wife will never go to bed be fore two o'clock In the morulng I cun t break her of the habit." "Whut doe she do all the timer "Walt up for me." ' . Makes Life Sweeter Too much to ent too rich a diet or too much amoklng. Lot of things cause sour stomach, but one thing can correct It quickly. Phillips Milk of Magnesia will alkallnlze the add. Take a spoonful of this pleasant preparation, and the system la soon sweetened. Phillip Is alway ready to relieve distress from over-eating; to check all acidity; or neutralize nicotine. Re member this for jour own comfort; for the sake of those around yon. Endorsed by physicians, but they al ways say Phillipt. Don't buy some thing else and expect the same r suits! PHILLIPS r. Milk . of Magnesia SUFFERING ELIMINATED 15-vcars saccMa In lrtlni d-.i Colon troubles by the Dr C. i. Deasj roii-si KL.1CAI. mrthue e aMn to ttvt WRITTKN AS fel KAME ol P1I.KS KUMS. w too, lor KKf.e lis Book acacnbnacMneaaad erne. D EAN VBBBaannsMBLjnBBiaBiBSB) B tCTALV colon CLINIC E'onrtaNTj r. att l i Good Actios Lady Paul Dykes, formerly Mrs, Ogden Mills, saJd at a dinner la New York: "Whether beauty Is an advantage or a hindrance to the working woman, I can't say. Certainly It draws a lot of attention to her If she has It "A doctor once telephoned for a nurse to look sfter a very sick man. The nurse arrived. She was a beau tiful girl, and she seemed to under stand her duties. "The next morning the doctor said; "'Well, nurse, how U our patient's heart action today T "'Doctor,' she answered, 'It's Just wonderful. He's proposed to me four times already.' Readv r f ,. Ti " i7 'Tli l AT . V - - .mf-il li When your ; Children Ciy for It Baby has little upsets at times. AL your care cannot prevent them. But yon can be prepared. Then you can do what any experienced nurse would do what most physicians would tell you to do give a few drop of plain Castorln, Nc sooner done than Baby Is soothed; re lief Is just a nwtter of moment! Tel you have eased your child without ast of a single doubtful drug ; Castorla. I vegetable. So It's safe to use as often aa an Infant baa any little pain you cannot pat away. And It's nhvays endy for the cruder pangs of colic, or onstlpntlon or diarrhea ; effective, too, 'or older children. Ttcenfy.ti' tstfhtoa bottlei vert bought last year, i it