The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19??, May 31, 1929, Image 4

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UPHOLDS AMATEURISM
Tons of New Paper Money
Just jp
A creation of pale blue rayon in tin
Bakes a charming evening frock for
a young glrU
Fear New Era of Tornadoes
Washington. The tornado record
for the first quarter of IKS as shown
by Information gathered by the Cnlted
States weather bureau here promises
another unusual year for these disas
trous storms.
Last year more tornadoes occurred
In the United States than during any
previous year for which the govern
ment meteorologists bare gathered
data. The record for 19C8 nearly
doubled the osual number of BO to
100 a year. Hut the loss of life due
to tornadoes In 192S was exceedingly
mall and the property loss was far
below that of the worst years.
In the first two months of this
year ten tornadoes caused 32 dentin
compared with only four tornadoes
and no deaths In January and Febru
ary of 1928. March kept np the un
favorable condition, with some half
dozen whlrlers and a dozen or so of
deaths. And the Arkansas tornado
toll gives April the beginnings of a
bad showing.
As May and June are the months
that usually show the largest damage
from tornadoes, meteorologists feel
that more storms and suffering must
be expected.
The Southern states experience
their tornado storms most frequently
In late winter and early spring. Then
the whlrler season Invades the North
ern states. Contrary to popular opin-
Pet Snail at Last
Decides to Feast
Pontine, Mich. Halzar, pel
snail who came to his home In
Pontlac by some misstep In bis
early life which landed blm In i
shipment of bananas from Hon
duras, at last ha ended tl
"sulks," and come out of his
shell for food.
For several month Calm
would have nothing to do with
humanity and the food his or
la It "ber" human captor of
fered. At last, however, hunger
overcame timidity and the feast
was on.
It was a quite a Job to find out
what Halzar craved a nourish
ment, but an offer of bread,
soaked In milk, overcame th
last vestige of shyness and he
feast copiously on this concoction.
Pest Threatens Florida Orange Crop
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Far worse than a score of hurricane In III effect on the orange grove
I th Mediterranean cltru fly that ha mod lis appeursne In Florida,
especially about Orlando, where this photograph wn made. President Hoover
asked congress to give U,2,"iO,(XXJ to check th Inroad of ths pest.
Washington. Nearly 9,000,000 bills,
greenback and yellowbacks, Issued by
the Untied States goveroineut and
scattered among banks, business
houses, and people throughout the
country, on or near July 1, will be
able to go Into permanent retirement
at the discretion of their holders.
This does not mean that Uncle Sam
has decided to call in all his paper
money and Issue In Its place gold and
sliver, but that on that date be will
replace this 1,500 tons of money,
which would fill 40 box cars, with a
new series of standardised notes one
third less In size and weight and oc
cupying one-third less space In storage
and handling
This stupendous task of replacement
Is being done by the bureau of print
ing and engruvlug In Washington,
where the I'ulted States government
manufactures Its paper money. The
plant Is working night and day under
fall force to have this next Issue ready
on time, and Is turning out the largest
order In Its history. It Is producing
six tons of the new money every 2-t
hours. Eight hundred and fifty-seven
million pieces of fresh, crisp currency
are being stored In the vaults of the
treasury to be soon distributed to
every state In the Union.
The suggestion of smaller paper
money for the Cnlted States first
came from Americans who had re
turned from the Philippine Islands and
bad become accustomed to the smaller
Ion there li.no "tornado belt" Sta
tistic show that over halt of the ex
tremely destructive tornadoes have
occurred east of the Mississippi
The tornado I born of current of
air above the ground that differ In
direction and come In contact A
condition of warm, moist air near the
ground overladen with cold air sets
up violent heat transfer and over
turning of the atmosphere. A great
whirl or vortex results, releasing the
pent-up energy of the air. Not al
IS
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Loaf of Bread Baked .
in 1853 on Exhibition
El wood, Inil A small loaf of bread,
said to have been baked Good Friday.
March 22, 18.VJ, I on exhibition her.
It I owned by Mrs. liee Hough Bart
lett, eighty-nine, and was buked by
her mother. Mrs. Hurtled says a
legend that a lonf baked on Good Fri
day will endure forever prompted It
nniklng and It preservation for 70
year.
Accident are rare with care. '
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slse of currency In use there, which
they found fur more convenient to
handle. When money was first being
printed for the Philippine government,
to avoid the confusion that would be
caused If both currencies were of the
same alxe, the Islands were furnished
paper money In sites one-third smaller
than that used In the United States.
Extreme care Is being used In the
printing and engraving of the new
paper money to prevent counterfeiting.
The faces wilt represent the highly
specialized and artistic work of soma
half doren dlffereut expert engravers,
and the character of the engraving Is
such that It Is almost Impossible to
match. -
No -longer will there be any yellow
back and the repetition of portraits
on bills of different denominations.
All bills will bo engraved and printed
In green and black. The portrait of
Washington will be on the one-dollar
bills, Jefferson on the twos, Lincoln
on the fives, Hamilton on the tens,
Jackson on the twenties. Grant on the
fifties, Franklin on the hundreds. Me
Klnley on the five hundreds, Cleveland
on the thousands, Madison on the Ova
thousands, and Chase on the ten thou
sands. While an Immense saying Is fore
seen by government oilleluls In the
paper and Ink used, and the printing
and handling of the new paper money,
a question which has arisen and yet
remains to be solved Is the changing
ways doe the funnel-shaped cloud
reach the ground, but when It does
the low pressure of Its center ex
plodes bouses, and the wind ubout the
vortex prostrate all that It en
counters. Usually a tornado move east or
northeastward at the rate of 9 to
50 mile per hour. It you see one
coming at you, run toward the north
west, a due to the small path, a
few feet may mean th difference be
tween death aud safety.
SEAUf AUD
HE 772IEP
TO CATCH
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VACO
ORWB
Men to
San Francisco, Calif. Tha unem
ployment situation In San Francisco
tin played havoc with th "stronger
ex." In the opinion ot the city' old
timers who remember at least a few
of th day of '40 and when North
Ilea eh wa th world' toughest com
munity. The old-timer view were aired, In
a typically old-time manner, after an
nouncement that the Associated Char
ities of San Francisco had started a
school to train men to do housework.
"It Just don't seem reasonable."
was the oominent of one of the old
guard, "that the male folk should
huve to scrub floors snd run them
dlng-f angled sweepers In order to
make a llvln'."
"Now I remember when" and
her the grav-hnlred veteran launched
Into a graphic story of the time when
"men were men" and Sun Franelnco
wa the-"wlile open" oily of the world.
However, olliclals ol the Associated
Charities can see no reason why men
should not be trained to do dmenlc
work.
"Men are better fitted to do heavy
housework than women," one of the
olliclnls explained.
Under Ilia direction of the olliclals,
seven men were chosen to take the
No person Is so
punctual when i
comes to keeping
appointment as the
bill collector.
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of the national bauk notes to conform
with the new style.
The bureau of engraving and print
ing has a set of engraved plates for
each denomination ordered by the na
tional banks throughout the country.
These aggregate mora than 10,(XH)
plates, and the re-engraving of all of
them would take many years to ac
complish and cost nearly $1,000,000.
The ouly solutions that remain open
are the extremely expensive processes
of re-engraving all the plates, the elim
ination of the natloual bunk currency
artcr 11KH), or the Issuing of a uni
versal bank note upon which the oume
of the bauk can be Imprinted.
i Be Young People
0 By THOMAS ARKLE CLARK 0
9 Daea of Ma, University of 9
X Illinois. 6
Youth has always taken chances
wherever we find youth, and In the
eyes of middle
ag ha ever
leaned toward
No one hates
advice and regu
lation so much as
young people i
they are eager to
go their own way,
and possibly not
mora so toduy
than they bsve
previously been.
I am just read
ing Northanger Abbey, written on
hundred and thirty years ago, ao Miss
Austen's biographer says, Isabella
reckless and daring to Ignore th con
ventions of th time, was going off
uncbaperoned In an open earring to
drive fifteen mile or ao with her
brother John and Mr. Morland. It was
a bad a If a pair of lover today
should park their car on a aid road
at midnight with th light out. Cath
erlne was dlscusalug th matter with
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PC "s. V" J I I I
fir bm fj
Replace "Maids"?
first course, snd after an Intensive
series of lessons In the art of house
work were graduated with honor.
Tha men studied house cleaning,
use of modern appliances, manner of
taking care of floor, and were taken
Into th finishing department and
taught the polishing, touching up and
cleaning of furniture.
The Great American Jungb
r$Y CLOTHES FOR THF j
SC (If A CRITJCAU - rJ
V7VV FADOrv rlB-
& while -imdm
Cl,'7le Z S .V. PI
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Mr. Avery Urundugo, th forceful
leader of the A. A. U who has taken
drastic step toward clearing the
name of hi organization from any
taint of professionalism. Th first
step was th release o; college ath
lete from A. A. (J. Jurisdiction and
placing them under direction of the
National Collegia! Athletic associa
tion. Ilrundnge further' declared his
determination to run down all traces
of violation of amateur rules by ath
letes supposedly performing for sport
and not commercially.
th Aliens whose guest she was at
lath.
"Well," said Mr. Allen, "do you
think of going too?"
"No, I had just engaged myself
to walk with Mis Tllney before they
told n of It; and therefore, yon
know, I could not go with them, could
ir
"No, certainly not;" Mr. Allen re
plies, "and I atn glad you do not think
of It. These schemes are not at all
the thing. Young men and young
women driving about th country In
open carriage I Now and then It I
very well; but going to Inn snd pub
lie place together! It I not right;
and I wonder Mr. Thorp should al
low It. 1 am glad you do not think
of going; I am sura Mrs. Morland
would not b pleased. Mr. Allen, r
yon of my thinking! Do not you think
these kind of project objectionable)"
"Yes, very much so. Indeed. Open
carriage ar nasty things," lira Al
len replies, thinking nior of her
clothe than of th awful Immorality
of which th wild young people were
committing. "A clean gown la not
live minute weir In them. You ar
splashed getting In and getting out;
and th wind lake your hair and
your bonnet In every direction. I bat
an open earring niyself."
"I know you do; but that I not
th question. H not you think It ba
an fold appenrnnra If young ladles are
frequently driven about In them by
young men to whom they are not even
related H
'Yes. my dear, a very odd p-ar-a
nee. Indeed. I cannot bear to see
IL"
And then Mr. Allen, more philo
sophic MHultily than Ills wife, "Hut
oil must nor t over particular.
Young people will tie young people
as your (inkI mother says herself.
Young ieople do Dot Ilk to be al
ways thwarted."
No mora do they today any mora
than they did on liuiiilred and thirty
years a::o when Jan Ami en was a
girl. I'erhnp the best solution I not
to take their Irregularities too serl
ously but to he philosophical shout It
aa Mr. Allen was. They sr going to
do quit a they plense anyway In
spite of our protests,
A IMS. WlMHI Nlltl Dolus.
Then followed ten day' practical
experience In homes and, according
to th official, th ability of Hi men
"was simply marvelous."
Should San Francisco Ink to th
Idea of employing men for household
work, It I plnnned to enlarge the
sihool and to add ailillilnnal course
such a laundering and gardening.
SMOKE
El Cuspi'doro
2,-4-5"
OMf- Mile
TO THS
NORTH
STAR.
A CAME
"On collego boy met another,
lier," snldj
ck at tha
n tall smoker straining hi nee
scenery, "and noticed that b was un
usually well groomed. , !
"'Whsts tha Idea of all th glad
rngsf ha Inqulrod.
"'Well,1 said th other toftly, Tva
got a dale tonight with th daughter
of a famous bridge export and I'm
Inking her out lu niy best suit.'"
I'lttaburg I'rosa.
SUITS BOY FRIEND
Ho Madam, your clutch Uut work4
Ing right.
Bhe My boy friend never complaint
about It.
Ye Oowl
The honsymooa Is evsr,
Whin a will (m from lhlr flstf
"Ion't roe !' throw ihos blKulUI
Do you wsnl to kill the ctr
Aaseag Others
A young wan with a pretty, flirta
tious dunce wrote to supposed
rival:
"l'v been told that yon have been
kissing my girl. Come to my ortlcej
at eleven o'clock Saturday. I want
to have this matter out."
Th rival answered: "l'v received
a copy of your circular letter and will
t present at tlte meeting." ItehoboUl
Huuilay Herald.
The Nest Mmli
Mr. Ilafferty-Ten tltche did tha
doctor hv to put In me old maha
after th fight wld your old mahn last
night.
Mrs. Ilogan Ten wa 111 Sura
when the doctor seen me poor hus
band carried In this morning, he ssjs:
"llav any wan got a acwlng ma-
clilneT
Ferftvea for All EUa
Illlnks You always used to knock
the radio, now you seem to be strong
for It. What mad you change your
opinion of lit
Jinks I read that th mulc pub
Ushers claim It I killing Jut.
OF COURSE
"Io you know what fish would aiak
giHid aviator?"
"Of course not, neither do you."
"Sure, I do. How shout th dying
flshr
Pretty Much the Sam
If fou wr I and I wis ou.
In lift's com pin dsln,
for your mlslak I houlil b tut.
And rou'd t making mine
Soldi
l.attecalilo I waul to get my hoy a
saxophone for III birthday. How la
this one over here?
Clerk 'Unit one I out of order; It
won't sound.
I.nltecalilo Just what I'm looking
fori Wrap II up.
Not to Be Rapaatcd
"My liu.sliand I plain-spoken; h
'-nils spude a spado."
"Ho Is mine. Inn I won't say what
lie culls our jwlrelesK."- Klriiy Stories
Quite True
A i tint 1 would like lo paint a pic
ture of you and your wife klxslng.
tletiileiiinn Hut I thought you wer
a murine nrlhit?
ArtlHt-Qtille true I I would label
this a "Few Smacks."
la Every Theater
Mrs. Hope (at cinema) l'v for
gotten my glasses, Henry.
Ilopo It doesn't matter, dear. W
cun sit behind soma good till read
er. Movie Ago.