If Back Hurts
Flush Kidneys
Drink PUnty of Watr and Take
Qlaa of Sallt Before Break
fMt Ooolonlly
When srnur kldnnyg hurt and your
back feel mre, don't Ki't scared and
proceed tn lnnil your stomach with
lot of drugs Hint excite the fclilneys
and Irrltntu th vntlro urinary tract
Keep your kldnny clean llkt you
keep your bowel clean, by flushing
them with a tnlld, liormle mil
which help to remove th body'
urlnoui waste find illtiiulnto t)im to
their norimil ictlvlty.
The function of the kidney li to
filter the blood. In 24 hour thy
train from It 600 grains of Held and
watte, to we con readily understand
the vltnl Importune of keeping the
kidney active.
Drink luta of good wnter you enn't
drink ton much; nlno get from tiny
pharmacist about four ounce of Jud
Pull. Ttike ft tnblcspoohful In
gliiaa of water lie fore breakfast each
morning for B few dnyi and your kid
ney nmy then act fine. Thli famous
tnlti li made from the arid of grape
and lemon Juice, combined with llthln,
and hni been used for yenra to help
clean and itlmulnte clogged kidney ;
aloo to neutralise the add In the
system to they are no longer a anurce
of Irritation, time often relieving
Madder weakness,
Jad Haiti la Inexpensive; cannot In
Jure j mnkes a delightful effervescent
Itthlawnter drink which everyone
ahould tnke now and thru to help
keep their kldneye clean and active.
Try this; alio keep up the water
drinking, and no dnuht you will won
der what hecame of your kidney trou
Me and backache.
L
No Reel
Mm. Knagg You promised to love
me for the rest of my life.
Mr, Knagg. Yea, hut 1 didn't realise
what little rrat there'd be.
Hum Hall Blue dellglita the houao
Wife. Mukea clothe whiter thau mow.
At your (irocer'e. Adv.
Method U It
Diner Goodness, what tiny platen!
Waller Tluil i ao that the portion
will look bigger.
Denver Mother
Tells Story
Nature con troll all
the function of our
digestive organa el
cept one. We have
control over that, and
It' the function that
reuses the moat trou
ble. He that your chil
dren form regular bowel habits, Bin
at the flint algn of had breath, coatee
tongue, biliousness or constlpntlon
give them a little California Fig
Hyrup. It regulatee the bowel anf
ttomach and give tin organ tout
and atrength ao they continue to act
a Nature Intend them t , It help
build up and atrengthen pale, llntlox
anderwelght children, Children love
It rich, fruity taste and It' purely
vegetable, ao you ran give It a often
aa your child' apellt Inge or be
teems feverlnh, cms or fretful.
leading phyalclatia have endorsed
it for fiO yeara, and It overwhelming
ale record of over four million In it
tie a year ahow bow mother dciend
an It A Western mother, Mr. It. V
Stewart, 4112 llnrltnn St., Denver,
CVIorndo, ay: "Itaymond wa ter
rlhly pulled down by constipation. He
got weak, frHful and cross, bad no
appetite or energy and food oeeined
to our In hi atnmach. California
Fig Syrup had him romping ind play
ing again In Jut a few day, and
toon he wa back to normal weight
ooklng better than lie had looked In
month.'
Protect your child from Imitation
of California Fig Syrup. The murk
of the genuine I the word "Cull
fornls" on the carton.
Theatrical, Ye, Burleaqu
Klliel And would you any hi pro
pomil wa theatrical In a way. m
dear,
Muhel Well, I auppone I could n
It wn( theatrical In a way It wa
liiirlemiue. you know.
FIRST BOTTLE
HELPED HER
Keep On Taking Lydia E. Pink.
barn's Vegetable) Compound
rhlladolphia. ra. "I alwuyi use
I.rdl K. I'ltiktiaro'a Vegotnhle Com
pound before and
after childbirth. I
am a mother ot
three children two
little girl and
baby boy. I would
got run-down, norv
out, dlizy and weak
oinnllmos o I bad
to Ho In bed. I
would take the
Vegetable Com
pound a a tonlo
and I alwaya aw
an Improvement after taking the tint
bottle. I found It to be a good tonlo.
1 alwaya recommend your medicine
to my friend and I cannot apeak too
highly of them." Ma. Anna Lovnr.a-
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HOT DOGS I
For over half an hour a mall boy
had been pemlMently whlitllng out
aide the butcher' ihop. Finally the
butcher could atand It no longer, lie
ruabed oul Into the afreet
Stop making that confounded noise,
you little wretch!" he ahouted.
"I've lout me dog," auld the boy.
"Well, do you think I've got yonr
dug. thenr"
I diinno," muttered the boy. "Rut
every time I whlatle those lautaget
of your move.
ICEBERG. OF COURSE
'What kind of a berg la tie capital
of IcelondT
'Ao Ice burg. I'd aay.
Poetie Pea
Adm ntvtr would ot t
That 'htrt llttl appl oa a bet
l( thli null rib and be
Hidn't hartd lb Mlf-m trie.
Jd.
A Trthfl Kid
'Whit I your miiminu doing theae
dayit" lted the friend of little Bob
ble.
'She Isn't doing what (he Is, but I
trying awfully hard.' replied the kid.
'And what la thotr smiled the
friend.
liedurlng." sold the kid.
Preferred Prompt Py
The Atierdoiilun pulled a brother
.-tool (mm the water ut before he
went down for the third time.
"I'll remember ye In ma wull for
thin." eiclnlmed the rescued one.
I!ul. mon." auld the other, "would
ye no prefer to cut me off wl a shot
In' noor
Hurray I
Rrown What he mlllng so much
rtlMiut Uune days; stocks go op?
(reen Noie. Solved the hluh cot
of llvlngt Wrote to a thousand tailors
for samples for a blue suit and go
enough patches to make a suit
Might Do
Mrs. A. (nt tlh counter) Oh. dear.
I don't know! I'd like nome flth for
dinner, hut my husluird wants fowL
t'lerk Why not t-ompmmlse on a
chicken lobster, madam?
FREEDOM'S CALL
lllnl I nel plvlil) In enl iMmi Mink
and am well taken cure ot hut ob
how I envy thai fellow nutiddel
Question
-If all th woilil wrr apple pie '
Tbui run an anclrnf whreit.
Whm II it wrr. I auk, would I
Hut 1 hunk of rhrrrot
What Condemned It?
Miss Anne I Vnlt I rt like to see the
mice pliliirewiue ruff ot the Sixteenth
cenlur) revived.
Mlx Cora 1'ixdncton I wniihln I
They'd he horribly inconvenient fat
engaged couple tf weiir
Guarding Hat Health
Met Mother I aluMilil Ibli.k you'd
ne frliilil'iilly cold In thjt low nit
wnIM.
Kiiniij I'nppe Wliy. no. Hunt von
ee I'm wearing my winter heads?
Good Reaeon lot It
Innocent llyatutiiler Wliat's all th.
esi lleiiieul about 1 Ooe! Some crow"
I gathering.
t'oplier h. only a dmtoi fiilnieti
He met one ot Id pallen.s on tlx
street and the patient paid bis Mil
Served It Purpoie
The Alsiaiii I we you sold that
new I'arl. model suit. I didn't thin
If so awfully fetching
The Modiste I think It was. It
fffbed $m
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AMM ;
It May Be
Cllr(ent
1 ' '
When uour
Children Ciy
for It
Caatorla la a comfort when Baby Is
fretful. No aooner taken than the little
one I at ease. If rextleo, a few drop
som bring contentment No harm done,
for Caatorla la a baby remedy, meant
for babies. Perfectly safe to give the
youngest Infant ; yon have the doctor
word for that I It I a vegetable pro
duct and you could use It every day.
But It' In an emergency that Castnrla
meana moat Some night when consti
pation must be relieved or colic pain
or other suffering. Never be without
It ; some mother keep an extra bottle,
unopened, to make sure there will al
ways be Caatorla In the house. It la
effective for older children, too; read
the book that come with It
M-M IAL IJMITKU Orrf.B
IB bora t acr oil ! tati land la SH
Nw Milco If bought now. S major oil
Co, fcavo apont mllllona h-r fur leaea And
dovrlopmont. January nuhra In two B
fllda akyrm-kvt prlro nvarlr tvajioa. Laa
ownora hava mad larna ptt.flta h-ra. ond
!( tMlajr and Wnrnt lpajM ownor.
FflRO cv.. BORWKI.U NEW VtlfXN O.
Still Married
Gerald I tender you my hnnd.
Geraldlne It lan't legal tender.
You are not divorced yet
The Very Best Time
to take Dr. Picrce'i Golden Medical
Discovery is new. This herbal alterative
extract makes tlie blood redder im
proves and repairs your system, rouses
organs into healthy action and builds op
needed flesh and strength. Read this :
Mra. Mortal belanry of Ktf Summit Am,
Enrnt. Waak., Mid: "Dr. Pima Bmlklnat
have prorm wty brnrflriai to me, and I am
Sad ta rrcnnutirnd tiicm. I hare uken Lhe
'tiotdra MMical biiaxrrr' vitli the rrrf btel
rreulta. When I am rundoem. weak and nrrv-o-ia
or aoflrnns in any way I take the 'Fn
Irriptioei' and tke 'Ditaovery.' Ihe 'favorite
Frearnptlnei' arte on the nrrvre and the 'Die
covery' acta ae blood ertneber."
Ask your nearest druggist (or Dr.
Pierce's Discovery, in tablets or liquid
or send 10c (or trial package of tablets
to Dr. Pierce's Clinic, Buffalo, N. V.
Write (or (ret medical advice.
for oldr nvt-le i-iltr. ('hH,t prlra.
Wrarkere. t'livrokce Lao'. Stockton. Calif.
No Longer Hick few)
If y til a walking stick can
troll down street and Invplre no guf
faw. It I no looter a hick town.
St. Paul liNpiiicli
mm
WhenRjod
Sours
Lota of folks who think they hove
'Indigestion" have only an acid condi
tion which could be corrected In Ave
nr ten minutes. An effective anti-acid
Ike Phillips Milk of Mngnosla soon
restores digestion to normal.
Phillip doe awny with all that
nournesg and gns right after meals It
prevent the distress o apt to occur
i wo hour nfter eating. What a pleas
mt preparation to take! And how
iHid It Is for the system! I'nllke a
miming doso of soda which I nut
emporary relief at best Phlltlpe
nilk of Magnesia ncutratlr.es many
lines It volume In acid
Next time a hearty meal, or too rich
t diet has brought on the least dls-
otnfort, try
PHILLIPS
Milk ,
of Magnesia ,
W. N. U., PORTLAND, NO 13-1924.
tics, 1007 B. f root tureet, i'uutt,( .'tv