What Will nnii W.en uu - When yow Children Cry for It There U hurdly a household thai hiiwi't lieu r J of Cualorlnl At least flv, ml 1 1 Inn Inline nro mvur wlttiout It. II tliera arn children In your . fiimlly there's Almost dully need of It nun fort. And any night mny And you ver tliiititi ful thore'e a botllti In tli house Just a fi'W drops, mid Hint colic 01 riniNtlialliiii la relieved; nr dliirrlies I chocked. A vi'k'etiiblo innliirt a lml) remedy meant for young folke. Custnrla la aliout tlio only thing you lmv erei hourd doctors advise giving to Infants Rlronger medicines am dangerous to a tiny bndy, however harmless they mny lie to grown lips. Good old f'nalnrla llciiiciiihor tlio tmnift, and remembet to Imy It It luny apart you a sleep I mil, anxious night It la nlwnya ready, always wife to e; In emergoncli-a, 01 for everyday ailments. Any hour of Hit dny or ii I KM Unit Uiiliy beooiiioa fret- fill, or restlesa. Cnatorla waa nevei more populnr with nmllirra than It It today. Kvcry druggist Ima IL No Chang Tb.r. Oil, yes. Ilia world tin iiinda a lot of profc-rwRji but they atlll lck some tiresome, long winded But to Intro duce tlio aiH-Hkrr of the evening. Kiiiima (lly Slur. lllf A Sour Stomach In tli enme tlma It tuke a dose of mIu io tiring a Utile temporary relief of gas and aour atomach, Phillips Milk of Magnesia Ima aridity complcte ly checked, and the digestive organs all triinqulllxed. Once you hnra tried this form of Miff yoa will eense to worry about your diet and experience new freedom In rating. Thla pleasant preparation la Just pond for children, too. Ve It when ever routed tongue or fi'tld brcnth elgmil need of a eweotener. Physic-Inn will It'll you Hint every Kon ful of Phllllpa Milk of Magnesia neu tralise ninny time Ita volume In arid, diet the genuine, the nnine I'hllllpa If Important Iniitntlona do not art tin an me I PHILLIPS Milk . of Magnesia OUR COMIC SECTION Curre D Wkal Wa'ra Walling For Eventually anya Hie lliimtlion Spec- tutor, 'j'iH'llnt will he of eurh sire they will he currying nceiin liners. a I IHehonls llosfnn Trnnarrlpl Doing Their Act fCeerrleM. W H 0 ) . 111 w: 7 PROVED IT THE FEATHERHEADS Freddy Would Start a Feud MR. &A0M Ul WT X I CBAP VOO ANDKSAfc) w' CKiMO S68 MS- y VJ BAUM W0 TQ OAV" ph7,tU' rZZri, iril WHAT HAV MOO tfOT llWXH- k i 1 "ST00 ' ( M2.BA0WS Vs MU& ' WAT I HAD ) H! J 9 iriio Qnt'V FINNEY OF THE FORCE FIND "FRIEND JNJIEED" Mother and Daughter Praiio Vegetable Compound Johnnon Clly, N. T. "My daughter waa only ZU yonra old, but for two vmra ana worxea In niliery. Bhe ai all run-down, ncrr- sua. had achoa and nalna and no anno- tlte. I waa taking UdlaBJ. IMnkham'i Vaaetahle corn- nound with good ronulla ao aba At cldod to try It De fore aba had taken two bettlea her ap nntlta waa bettor. abe waa mora cheerful and waa able to work. I cannot pralne your medicine tnn hlrhlv. ft la wondrflll for mother and for daughter!. It'a aarely ' friend In need'." Maa. L. K. Hau, , 221 floral Avaaua, Johntoa Cltgr, N. x. 1 nm expecting no pnoknijee due todny," mild Hie book alore mnnaKer. "I'lils la our number" anld the ex- nrcdsniiin. miking on tlie box. "xour nninr'a Jolmaonl" Yea." Then It'a for too." 'It must be a rase of mistaken Identltf." "I'm not concerned with what la in It, .but It'a youra." SuccMiful Party Nesro Yard Man Yaa'rn, we had a grun' time at de polity. Dey wai ao mull? folka dat we couldn't hardly more around. And noiaei roia couldn't bordly bear themaelvei think " Miatresa Sounda rather tumultu oua. Mnn Oh. nn. ma'am not too 'multuous, jet 'mnltiioua enough." AWFULLY MANNISH Snoop Had Hair Lip in Mind 1 Tn, ( 4 him T WkJMV? J "S. rS.SO00PiSiT) l-fcfwHV (Li Hi! liTK 7- f : wi Vbayiubneo ut . - . QLTEtlllllllilillMIl' irit ttx UK IP flap Neal's Mother Has Right Idea Within t fen montlia there will lie no more feverish, bll loua, headachy, con atlpnted, pA'e and puny children. Thnt Ji v ipropnecy wouio rare ""Iv 'y coine tru " ver7 tWSi XI mother could aea for heraelf how quickly, ennlly, and hnrm leaiily the bowela of bable and chil dren are cleansed, regulntcd, given tone and atrength by a product which ha a proved lta merit and reliability to do what la claimed for It to mil lion of mother in over fifty year of ateadlly Increasing nw. Aa mothers find out from using It how children respond to the gentle Influence of California Fig Ryrap by growing stronger, sturdier and more active dully they simply have to tell other mothers about It That's one of the reasons for Its overwhelming sales of over four million bottles year. A Western mother, lira. Nenl M. Todd, 1701 West 27th 8t Oklahoma City, Okla., snys: "When my son. Nenl, waa three years old he began having constipation. I decided to give blm California Fig Pyrup and In a few days he waa all right and looked fine again. This pleased ma so much that I have used Fig Syrup ever since for all hla colds or little upset spells. It always atop Ml trouble quick, strengthens blm, makes blm eat" Always ask for California Fig Syrup by the fall name and see that the carton bears the word "Cali fornia." Then youll get the genuine. Colds ft raw At rt tin of seold.Uk I MATUU'S alMIDT-th I Ut that bonmi hlr cUa joor intMtinaa. It lath on quick war to art ra and mart mr haalth. Mil. aaf. poralr vasatabla. 'TO-MORROW laaaaot-&c V AISIUHI For CaU at All Dragfiats "llury'i swlully munnlti." "Yea, and manlesa In consequence.' Matamorphotis . Marrlasa ofl brlnaa about A Chans Immmia; A llttl dear turns out A big aspens. It's All Wrong Asylum doctor about to make his morning round looks at tower clock and discovers he is late; meeting an attendant, he asks: "George, la that clock right r George No; If It was It wouldn't be here. Worse Taan Triplets "Hello. Jack, 1 hear you have an addition to your family." "Yes ; two." t, "On, twins. ehT So, a baby boy and my wife's mot her." Became Undesirable Risk "Hear about JuiksonT "No. whul about hfinT" "He waa married last week, and the life Insurance agent attended the wed ding, and when he lamped the hrltle. canceled the $20,000 policy Javkson had on his life." 0! WHAT SHE WOULD DO To Put On needed flesh to enrich the blood take Dr., Pierce's Golden Mcdi- leal Discovery, lly restoring the normal ac tion of the stomach and other deranged organs and functions, it builds the flesh op to a safe and healthy standard prompt ly, pleasantly and naturally. The weak, emaciated, thin, pale and puny, are nude strong. plump, round, rosy and robust, also pimples and blotches are driven away. All druggists, liquid and unlets. Rr4 this coaimfot: "I havt never taaea any BmliciM Uil have proven eo food aa Or. Pirnx . I look tlx 'Golden Medical Dferowrr lo annch the blood, at a aprine tonic, and fee etnroach trouble and It wia excellent ard the 'tironu Frencrioooo when I hid brrcen weak, nereoei ud rendoem." Mra. Minam CuUkkjon, Ittt E. Rlttrmrl Aec, Spoiane. Send 10c lor trai Pkg. to Dr. Pierce's Invalids Hotel Buffalo. N. Y. Seen te Be Misaam) Why la a man railed noble 1 Hla nntural Inclination la to break the luwa ot nature and nation, aays tint trhlsoo Globe. Slllllons now tje Ituss Ball Bine. Makes clothes snowy white. Get the. genuine. Adv. Both Star , "My uncle was a gridiron star." "Thnt sol Mine wus a well-known cook, too." Ilnshrtil Youth It yon were In m place wluil mould you dot Modern Msilil Hire nn up-to-date cluip with paid arms to cull on the girls for me. Two lo One fV had a An canary; W slso own a cut; We have no mint cannry, Dul puaa Is now quite fat Think of the Finiah Professor I do" I think my lecture IhhI iiIl-IiI whs much of a success. - - " Wife Hut think of the splendid i . . audience you liegnn with. .ml Am'1 mm. t Troubletom Wads Junior I'urtner It'a no use talking I to t lie atenogruphvr she slicks to her gum. Senior Partner Her sticking to her gum doesn't bother so much; It's the things she sticks her gum to. Nobody Horn Ever 'Did I understand you to say thnt AulihU'lgli was iiliselit minded?" "Yes, hut tint In the way Hint It nt feets some very learned professors. In Puhhlclislfs ense h Is continuous." -Smith's Weekly. . , SAME PRESCRIPTION HE WROTE IN 1892 5 a Hard Life 'How's everything with yno those days?" asked the old friend. "I'm having as hard a time aa a rhnrneter In a eomlr atrip, with no artist In sight to eventually alrnlght en things nut for me," sighed the other one. No More Than a Sisterly Act "When you told Jnck you'd be a sis Iter to him, wluil did he suy?" "II hnd the nerve to ask to borrow Imy enr ao that he could lake auotb I ar girl fot a ride." , Vhen Dr. Caldwell started to practice medicine, back in 1871, tba needs for a laxstir were nut aa great as today. Peon' lived normal lives, ate plain, tthvleaom food, and got plenty of fresh air.' Hut even that early there were drastie physic ard purgee for th relief of eonetipation which Dr. Caldwell did not believe were good for human brings. The prescription for constipation that h used early in Lis practice, and wbia he put in drug store in 1HU2 under th name of Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin, is a liquid vegetable remedy, intended lor women, children and elderly people, and they need just such a mild, sale bowel stimulant. This prescription baa proven Its worth and la now tin largest aelling liquid laxative. It has won the eonH lrnc ol people who needed it to get relief from headaches, biliousness, flatulence, Indi gestion, lot of appetite and sleep, bad breath, dyspepsia, colds, fevera. At your druggist, or writ "Syrup Pepsin," let. MB, Monticello. Illinois, -fur frs trial bottle.