LAUNDRESS
BENEFITED
By Taking Lydia E. Pink-ham'-Vegetable
Compound
RED GRIDIRON STAR
IN COED RAIMENT
': Deal in Odd "Pets
s
0y
Muyc alcl.nln, tbe Cherokee Indl
n playing fullback fur Iowa unl
voralt jr Hilt season Is glunl, lint
fast. Hp weighs "l.l pounds anil la
considered una of Hit beat backs In
the lllg Ten conference. m was Hi
Haskell Indian ace fur two yenre.
Ila reeled off HI jards from scrim
mage In Ilia Iowa Chicago game.
SUCH IS LIFE
A MlCKCl. FOR ) VF f HAVE YOU HICKttCHAKlQtTWfrf fll ! PJ ' S3r" W
"
Kipling s Deaf
llurwaah, Kiidand. Itudyard Kip
ling eludes publicity but he can't elude
Mr. Lavender, rerhnpa It la bcraua
Sir. Lavender la eighty-one years old
and deaf and not at all fond of con
versation Unit Mr. Kipling doesn't try
to. For Mr. Lavender Is the poet's
nfldiinl and "pnl," and Mk aay he
"hears" all the great man's secrets.
Mr. Lavender Wllllntn la hla first
name la by profession road men
der, lie has been mending roads
around this district for very long
time, and somehow the Job never
seems to get finished.
Mr. Kipling lives about mile down
the road and take a atroll In Mr.
Lavender' direction every morning.
There I a convenient stile near Mr.
Lavender's bit of road, upoo which
Mr. Klpll.ig perches and quietly
watches bis old friend work until the
"cricks" In Mr. Lavender' hack call
halt Then Mr. Kipling open the
conversation In loud voice. Let Mr.
Lavender, unabashed by the toclety
of the great, tell the rest ot the story:
WOMAN TO RULE
The iiiwiiu ot rhoptil, second great
est Miiliiiiiinieiliin prince III India, bus
decided that after bis deiith his stale
sbnll revert to Its trmllilon nf rule
by women, lie hns nominated his
eldest (lutlghter, PrlnccH Ahlda Idii
Hiillnn, to succeed him. This por
trait of the princess was tniidn In
Kngliiiid. where she and her father
were vlnlllng recently.
Berlin. Itiicent ati-eiigtli In Ilia cro
codile market Ima ceiilorcd attention
(in llin world' largest cli'iirlng hoiiso
for IIhIi unil reptiles, located In Berlin,
Thousand nf will it animals unil
nni(ilillilu nrrlve here annually from
nil purls of Ilia globe (o be aolil anil
shipped with euro, "Ihl end up," to
every continent.
KollowlniC Ilia extraordinary demand
for crocodiles, whlrh lota led 7()l) from
Muri'b to August, im unprecedented
boom for tunica Ima act In.
These sedate traveler have become
fiiahlonubl aa house pcla.
"Alice in Wonderland" I
to Make Tour of U. S.
I'hlliick'lphla. The orlKlnul
niiititiunrlfil nf MAtli lt Willi,
dorland," purchnaed lu Kngland X
luat April for $77,000 by Dr. A.
8. V, llosenbuek of thl city, Is
to in ii lie tour of the United
fitatea and then return for a
t while to Its native Kngland.
T The name of the preavnt own
er of the Lewi Carroll niunu
acrlit, Kldrldge It. Thnuiion,
wua not made known until re
cently, although he purchased
the highly prized work In June
for IIMMWO. II I phllan
thmplat and collector of Moorca
tnwn, N. I.
One on Father By Charles Sughroe
"Oh yea, I have known Mr. Kipling
tnd Caroline for twenty yeere now,"
he drawls casually. "Caroline," by the
way, Is the only nsmo the old man
wli: use f ir Mrs. Kipling.
"They usually come along just when
I'm In the middle of my work. Then
they all on the atlle and Mr. Kipling
hollers, H'oine and (It down along of
me, lavender.'
"Often I do and often I don't, but
when I do I Just says 'ye' and W
and That'a right.' r"or, between our
selves, for the last five years I bav
hardly heard a word be has (aid. W
talk a lot about rattle, or leaatwaya
I think we do, and be aaya all he'
got to ay and I listens. Then I gets
up and says, 'Well, sir, I've got to go
on with me work,' and Mr. Kipling
tries to get me hack on the atlle, but
I says, 'No, sir, no. Work's work, and
I've got no time for chattering.'
"tint he' a nice gentleman with
lot nf education and I only wish I
could hear what he la aaylng."
Asked In thunderous tones whether
he waa not flattered at the attention
of the fnmnua poet, he replied, shout
ing, "I don't know that I exactly
enjoy It, but I don't mind It."
Mr. Lavender ha fellow road
mender, on Mr. Stoneatreet, to whom
Mr. Kipling also talk, nut Mr. Soone
st reel ha quick ear and so he Isnt
told any aecreta. The conversation I
usuully about local topic and It
often terminate In discussion con
cerning the action of the local district
council In ordering sum II trench to
be cut on the border of Mr, Kipling'
land to carry off the water from the
roadway. The poet feel very strong
ly about this, according to Lavender
ft Co, na tb water thereby floods bla
land.
"Sometlmea h says to me," supple
ments Stonvstreet, not to be outdone
by Mr. Lavender, "Why can't you
leave my bind alone?" Hut when he
la not talking about hla land he goes
on for hours a In ut Sussex and cattle
and crops, lie leem to know a lot
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DIPPING INTO
SCIENCE
l OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHIOOOO
Discovery of Neptune
llecniiae they felt Hint an lr
rcciilnrlly In the movement of
Uranus was due tn the Influence
nf an undiscovered heavenly
body, astronomers In 18W delib
erately cnlculnted the no'li'on
of this posalhle disturber and
found It. This new plnnel they
called Neptune. It la tlinucht
to he the furthest nwny nf any
In the solar system,
iff) IIS Wrattrn Nfwipariar f'ntnn t
oocooooooeHJOouoooarocuKiooij
Unfortunately, however, tbla year's
aupply from Greece, which la the prin
cipal turtle market, proved lnadciimte.
A reported epidemic among the tree
froga of Louisiana alio tended to stlf
fen prices for these Utile green chupt
popularly believed to b Infallible
went her prophets.
At present the great attraction at
(hla firm are two electric eels, each
two nictera long and with diameter
of a ii i ii ii ' arm, which are guaranteed
to parnlyza for several days any bu
inun band touching them,
I tu l by fur the moat pruntuble busl-
RXvfI Home men are al-
INucSnH may on t,,e nuti
I JrCLlI edge of doing sotne-
aAft?M Ihlnf wonderful
they ever get.
American Power Loom
The majority of modern textile rugs
and cariiets are woven on power
looms perfected by American manufao
turera. Ingrain, brussele, w II ton, vel
vet and aimlnitcr are the moat com
mon kinds. In addition to these, there
are oriental rut's and rarloua adapta
tions of the old-fashioned rug rug now
manufactured on a large scale tn fac
tories, as well as fiber and gran rugs
and matting.
"Pal"
about cattle, too, and be' a regular
history book about Sussex.
"Hut If he were to see an Ameri
can,' concluded Mr. Stonestreet, wltb
warning look, "he would run a
mile. He only talk to Mr. Lavender
and me."
CHANGING ONE'S
THOUGHTS
f 1 HUMA3 AKK.Lt ILAKN
J Deaa ( Ma, University of I
: Illinois.
I was talking to Shafer not long
ago concerning hi (on who has nor
proved a particu
larly good- Influ
ence In the or
gan 1 1 a 1 1 o n to
which he belongs,
tie I a very rad
ical thinker. Now
I may have done
hlra an Injustice
In making this
last (tatement,
for I have not
yet been con-
vlnced that
young Shafer has
ever done a great deal of real think
ing; whnt I should have said I that
he I a somewhat wild and unbal
anced talker. He claims not to be
lieve In such Action a God and
temperance and virtue and unselfish
co-operntlon of any tort, and some
of hi putty brained associates take
him seriously.
"It Is quite possible and necessary
t can see," Mr. Shafer admitted to
me, "for George to atop talking so
much, but of course he cannot control
hi thoughts. You don't object to bl
thinking these things, do your
My answer to bjs flnnl question I
for this purpose Irrelevant, It Is his
statement that It t Impossible for
one to control his thoughts with
which I dike Issue. Thought Is not
a process beyond our control j edu
cation, In the mnln, consist In learn
Ing how to direct and develop and
control thought processed.
"I can't get down to studying" Is
'n common and aa Imbecile a state
ment from freshmen as that "I can
never learn to spell." In each Instance
there Is usually very little desire to
do the thing mentioned. One ran
nmmiKo his own thought and one
enn b'lirn Judgment and reason and
one can oven change hi opinions
tliroiiKh reading and observation and
serious reflection. If one could not
change his thoughts school and col
lege and educational processes of all
oris would be useless. If George's
neaa la done with goldllsh, of which
more than 1,000,000 puss through Ber
lin annually.
Among the average of l.(XK) bidder
for different kind of reptile there
are never more than five or alx pro
pectlve buyer of poisonous annkea
which a a ru'e are only negotiated
for the various zoo.
Createit Railroad Center
Chicago la the largest ml I run d cen
ter In the United State and la the
world.
OOOOOOOOOOOCWOOOOOCKie
Electrical Ship Can
Be Run by One Man
Greenock, 8cotland.-A 9,000
ton ship which one roan could
take across the ocean ha been
built here for an American Arm.
It I an all-electrical ship, the
Brunswick, built by Scott, Ltd.,
for the Atlantic Oil Shipping
company of Philadelphia. At Its
trials on the River Clyde, one
man at a switchboard operated
the whole ship. The vessel
steer automatically, doe not
require engineer to (tart or
atop the Diesel-electric engine.
Once the course I set, the (leer
ing doe not require further at
tention. CKHJOOOOOOOOtHJOOOOOOOOOOOOO
brain Is so hardened that he cannot
change hla thoughts then his father
Is wasting good money In sending him
to college the boy In such a case
would be only a machine controlled
and limited In It action by Its own
mechanical construction.
Concentration, a mental attitude
which we all attempt to cultivate and
In which some of us succeed, I
simply another name for the ability
to direct our thoughta to one thing
to the exclusion of other.
Of course what George' father
meant I that George need not give
expression to his opinions or to his
Grateful
I'almer Lake, Colo. Assistant Suiwr-
vlsor U. D. Petheram of the Tile Na
tional forest has been accused ot
spreading a Itudyard Kipling nature
story among his friends.
Despite reiteration that hla story
of a mother chipmunk' gratitude Is
true, Petheram ba met skepticism
wherever bl tale ba been told.
The supervisor found a baby chip
munk, abandoned and starving, on one
of hi Jaunt through the forest He
brought It bock to camp and protect
ed It against tb cold by wrapping It
In an old woolen sock wltb a large
bole In the toe.
A week of feasting on honey made
the baby chipmunk fut and lively. It
Defensive Weapon for Women
hs'-. J .
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A newly developed teur gas projector of tbe size and nppcurunce of a
fountain pen, and which Is Intended to be curried In a lady's purse, Is a
recem development of the National Association for Chemical Defense. Lieut.
Col. II. Kdmund Ilullls of Washington, executive secretory, Is here shown
vxplululng the new weapon to Mr. Ilullls.
1
I IN I
Colleen Moore, who I alway de
lightful example to the college girl
In her selection of clothes, appear
particularly well dressed for this role
In "Synthetic Sin." Miss Moore ba
a wide variety of clothe, all simple
and serviceable In style and charm
ingly youthful.
White Flower Sweetett
Experiments Indicate that whit
Sower have the sweetest odor.
beliefs, but that he cannot change
these point of view. If at seven
teen, he feel that virtue and hon
esty are negligible qualities, there 1
nothing to be done about it. If be
consider law an Old Man of the Sea
clinging to his neck only to Impede
hi progress, that settle the matter.
Dut If George will use bis head a lit
tle. If be will take time to look about
blm, If by atudy and contemplation
he can really learn to think logical
ly, he will And It quite easy In many
Instances completely to change his
thoughts.
lift ml. wmtn N miwr Cnloa.1
Chipmunk
slept warmly each night In the old
sock, its nose protruding from the
hole In the toe.
Tbe mother chipmunk found her
baby two weeks after Petheram bad
brought It to hla quarters, and the
two departed for the forests together.
Petheram watched them go rather
aadly. He picked up the old sock that
had been the chipmunk' bom to
throw It away and found that tbe bole
In the toe had been crudely darned
with pine needle and moss. Tbe
patch was constructed bird' nest
fashion and wouldn't have been ser
viceable, but Petheram believe It
"the best a poor grateful chipmunk
mother could do."
Kashville, Tenn, "T cannot say
too much in favor of the medicine.
1 waa in a run- ,
down condition, j
I worked in a
laundry but my
health got so bad
that f had to
givs np work. I
got a bottle of
Lydis E. Pink
ham's Vegetable
Compound and
began takiag it
and every time I
feel run-down I
fret anothr bottle. It is an excellent
tonic and I am willing to tell others
about it. People take me to be much
younger than I am." Ma. Hast
Boa.vsiT.ia, 409 Second Av. South,
Naihville, Tennessee.
BILIOUSNESS
RELIEVED
. . . QUICKLY
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Dtttal Mail Mnniiant alua
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t r Mr. Md (t MM Orvf-rMU.
FLORESTON 3HAMPOO-HI for me 1b
coDMruoa was rui-fi utir nairua. iuhih
bir aort and Stiff y. so eenu by mail or al draa
(UU. Uiaocn Cbuniui Work, Fuchofw, H. I.
For Galled Horses
Hanford'a Balaam of Myrrh
llMVMkiMMIiSiairM AS inliia.
Part Played by TabU
in Uplift of Mankind
There wa a time when not a table
existed In the whole wide world. But
one day primitive man, weary of
sprawling on tbe ground, rose and ate
his first meal from a broad hewn slab
laid on bowlders, and from that duy
bl upward climb to civilisation began.
Today we do not stop to think bow
much w depend upon tables, but what
a dull and Inconvenient place a house
would be without them. Not only are
they at our elbow everywhere to keep
things within reach, but bow they de
light the eye their lovely design and
beautiful woods,
Tbey minister to our comforts, and
please our sense wltb their (race and
charm. Each year they Increase la
variety and cleverness, and each year,
because of them, our home grow more
attractive.
Attend the Party
in Spite of Cold I
Don't despair some day your social
calendar is full, and you awake wltb a
miserable cold. Be rid of It by noont
Yon can. If you know the secret:
Pape'a Cold Compound soon settles any
cold, yes, even one that ha reached
deep In the throat or lungs.-Adv.
Worth the Price
Science ha discovered that the
white of an egg contains ovomucin,
ovoglobulln. ovalbumin, con albumin
and ovomucoid. Just remember thst
when yon ar stowing It away with
the breakfast bacon, and be satisfied
that yon are getting your money's
worth. Indianapolis New.
All Comfort ot Home
VI r. Llttlcflat Can't you hurry and
get through wltb the bathroom, I want
a bath?
HI Wife I bav four mora walsta
and six pairs of stocking to wish.
If you're In a hurry for a bath you'll
have to go down to tb laundry.
Euential Lacking
"What's holding up the round-table
conference."
"They had (o send out for a round
table." Life.
Garfield Tea
Was Your
Grandmother's Remedy
For every stomach
and Intestinal ill.
Tbla good old-fashioned
herb bom
remedy for consti
pation, stomach 111
and other derange
ments of the sys
tem so prevalent these day I In even
greater favor as a family medicine
than In your grandmother' day.
Business Training Pays
Last year we placed mora than
1000 in good positions. W
can place you when competent.
When will you be ready?
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Behnke-Walker Business College
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Portland, Oregon.
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