The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19??, September 14, 1928, Image 3

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or tprty, anil 'rj with clfSr wutur-
Imlf hour ImIit,
. .Helps Ott M,iruter J'
"Queen "AliV lloWy,'lf I 4Urn4
lot utld by Queen Anno In 1704 to
augment llio-imorw Hvini-oC. the.
Church of Knglniid. In lOIII, 170 liv
ing .wore augmented, besides bene
fncttofi and irrnnll mndo i1rtlll
tout of ttbotit f.'iO.OOO. 1M eliplUH
fund; at Hint Mm wat nioro U.an
'
r inar -rifrMviM;
Alfroii Mcfcwcn of Wi'W'yi,'wh
tot-eMly engraved .thQ'Lyrd'l priiyrj
on a luetic, rao-w'thiit thijugrnvuitf lj
dona ny ipeciurreuuciiig iippuraiua,
ill (tliuilond point Of 'which dofl nt'i
.... ii . -
vnry t -niiiiioiun irci"n vi nu imn,
The work li gwcriill done thryu'iift
uwgiilfrlng gin.1'''' ' .V I"'M;
Tnrh!na Bankina '
the !AiIirli;un Initttnle'of ItnnthV
li tlie educational oolliiii of. t
llukAluci
li nn Hunkers' nssocluUuII. ' 'llill 0
or-
gnnlxntloa,H..iliirutrna1 for the dur-.
poso of giving liiitructlon to bnnk tm
IdtryrVs.' There ar 10O Ujt
tori In'Wfcme fjHw hruuuuttjit
couiyriiM, t, 1.'.
Imaginary Stone
The philosopher'! Olf it ju
Imaginary tuhstunc which the undent
llchemlslt thought woulil convert l
Imse mi-mil Into gold. I Icnr t person
looking fur ihort cut to rleheiji enl-t
to he searching for the philosopher's
stone. I'llhflnder Magntliio.
Bible's Great Influence
For three centuries the Authorlwd
Verdun of the lllhle has lhuied the
live end colored the traditions of Our
teoile, fimtilouiil our literature, end
tilled out lueniurlrl Willi uiiforgetlahl
experiences of childhood. Stanley
Uuldwln. ' . !
' Air plan Noites
The ir corpt says 1 1 tit t the noUe
made hy en slrpluue In night Is caused
largely hy th exhnust or the engine
nd to t lesser degree by the propeller
and by the pnumtge of the sir over the
wings, and between the struts end
wires.
Good Appetite
Silkworms ere voracious enters snd
In Jnpnn girls sre employed wIiom
sole duly It Is to fd mulberry leu res
to the worms. Almost ss soon as
they ere hatched they will devour
twice their weight In leaves.
Will Soon Be Crowded
At the present rate of increase In
Imputation ell ovei the world tt Is
Iiredlctrd thai In CO years there will
be "(landing room only." The rate
of Increase Is now snout 60,000 day.
One Always Successful
There sre times when the motorist
who sttempls to beat the train st the
crossing fall', but the fellow who
strikes mutch to discover the gas
Irsk UKtiiilly succeeds.
Monetary Parity
ttlnutnllJam Is the name given to
tnonetury system In which gold snd
silver stand upon piwlsely the mime
footing ss regards mlningo snd legal
tender.
Not Stevenion' Plot
Dr. V. J. Long mys that Stevenson
was ludehted to K. A. Toe's story,
'William Wilson," for the plot of "Doc
tor Jekyll snd Mr. Hyde."
Mark of Greatneu
Maturity Is slwsys msrk of great
reus whether the persons possessed of
It are old or young, Woman's llome
C'ompnnlon.
The Inexplicable Sex
When thoroughly convinced Hint the
man can cause her unhspplnrss, t
woman la happiest la love, Vanity
Kolr.
Secret of Happinett
If you are able to forget funded In
juries, yon hsve found one' of the
- secrets of happiness. Atchison Globe,
Acquired Need
Turn niton! is fair play. In this age
f luxury Invention Is the mother of
'necessities. Sun Francisco Chronicle,
PROOF RESTS WITH PATIENTS
UHm snd nuim mi ti&num of handr,li of
fiiUhil pillniu conialtwS In our FHKK IIOUK
M Ksctsl Md Calm SilwnUt
Ik iIHjIU of I it. C. J. l)mm
nniMuialcal ntlhoj of trtati
went, whli h wt UM ncluilvily,
Smil fi-r It Mnt ind Unrn of
our WKH I I-.N ASSUKANl
TO kl lMINAlK PILLS OR
,PKIt KI-CliNlil-l)
COION CLINK
Waih HMsPlaul
To gunrd house pliinti pgulnst In
c:ts, spray slonii, anil lonvri , one
month of stHwtt wIMi solution
nuido hy dissolving liult a on lid, o(
"lip l)iivcd line In a quart of boll Inn
.wuinr, and adding; four gallons of
col J wutew-atpiily .wltka .wblidl broom
First Aid to Tired
Memories
,
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0r RINO LAKDNER
To the Eiiltorj ' ' v" ' ',' )
I suppose Hint tltey's a great many
'lobiijtitt. your'rsnders si si d a specially
, Dig older; If H) Hint find tlivtrnteVfa ull
the tlinvfiiriicUliig thlilKtl thttt. Wl'i-yi
.jlig.ulmijlit to r mnbernnd I was the
sumo v7uy HiysTilfatld One of my frfenda
suggested that 1 tn lie one of these
b'tVenieiiiig,fouri'S witch he said
Iiiafi(lHd1s'.'Whole lot but 1 suld
whnt Is the una of my paying money
for a memory course when I fan prob-
nbiy gpttfce tip ffci mysU that's just t
MHitioJau4.SMiyui) a fvnoie ioi ueiu-r
,ao,l jut.(Jown and figured out a syw-T
loin of llo'W l6'fdiimnh(it5.dliriint.I,t
tllli(,-snd Sow I am going to pnss
the1 fcood bewa on t6 my admires and
ie,i4lfferiftts between the oilier mem
ory cog i-ses find I la-keruort I-don't
'rtnirfie anything or, my Jesnpna but
all, tu you half to d6 le send JIn
sthmp' self addiMMd envelope-o 1
'wcn'i fiirset whiire ynO live at. and I
will, tell yon tha tfinnlte system wn
Ih'tha flrHt'ptnre; i; rjlil,.avyou;'aJ
fiiw axsuiples .i ,iow, ma system
.n.L.., .Ilk mlg l'n-in
for yourself If Jt t?. K. ftthe fOfA ,1
Well, to begin atflte htgtnnhslf,
first tfme I fslt llae;WI BK'jjW.f tll
allnnluB was nbqut t tuns. h vrlicn ITi
wnm nut nn
of friends and t) 'wwpftrtB, tMiUJL t,w'0Ja
berry a bole and along about the 8rd HwlJoibs
hole one of my friend said he nsj a
tlx and the other asMUi hil Jiaeren
so they nuked m whkt 1 had and I
ald a Ave. 4 -
"Listen," said my and'li'enA "ho1
about them two times In the ploughed
ground when yon swapg -and never
bit the ball st all."., y"
8a that set me thinking Hint I bsd
entirely forgot them tw ;wMfT, to
I kind tf laughed to cover np my m
bnrrsssments but I msdo tip my nil no
right there that I would find out tome
way to remember them luUsed l'lni;s
t specially when the boys vt: -;
Ing such dose tabs on a person, ao
flint Wgnl I rcmemoenHi in, go norao
and after dinner I worked out a sytv
tern and tba next morning 1 tried 'IP
In the nursery and all four of tay
kids was In there tn say nothing sb.snt
the nurse tnd.wltliout consnlllng fa
notes I called them escb by their first
name, ' '' .'? r-
Well." I said to mysdt "this sy
tern looks like .t was A I and I woatf
be a fine' slIlT If ! dldnt pasi It on Is
my friends that's Inflicted the tuna
way." ' . . - : '
do then I Osed the Dew system to
try and think of soma of my friend
that hud forgot different thlsrt, nd
the 1st on I thought of was a bird
that him and I bad been to N. I, Ci.y
a rouple of mna. before and bad din
ner and at that time be aald let's
mnke It Dutch, so 1 said all right, but
when the check csme around be said
he was busy trying to get the maple
syrup off his bsnds Info the finger
bowl, so In this letter I kind of re
minded hi m ahoot'the Dutch law tnd
tore enough In a few day I got a
letter enclosing TO eta In stamps
wllcb was his share of the orgy.
Bo then 1 happened to think of an
other old pal that couldn't never re
member he was married. and hit wlte
bad r mplnlncd about It several times,
so one nliiht we was over to his bonmj
but he was not home but his Urs.
thought she knew where she could
reach him by telephone so I cnlled him
on the wire tnd told him to not forget
he wss married snd the next night he
come home snd csllcd his wife hy ber
first name, v. Itch Is more than she
could do to blm ts she didn't even
answer hint.
IVrsonly 1 could give you other
proofs shout how this system works,
for Instants, I can set down right this
nilnuie end without' going Into no
newspaper flies or calling up no S-ort-Ing
editor can tell who won between
Dempsey tnd Tunney tt t'hlcago last
Beptemlier or won the world s serious
last October tnd I ran tell If llnbe
Ruth twinge right or left handed and
1 enn remember what year I wis mar
rled, tnd why, tnd I can recall the
name of the echool went one semes
ter to before they decided that 2
mentors wss 1 too much, tnd etc
Where thlt system comet In it
handy it tny other place It when a
man Is dressing. For Instants, bow
msny of yon gents puts on your col
lar only to And that your shirt Is off,
or dons your shoes and then recalls
that the hosiery It missing? Since I
got up this system I enn always man
age to get my garments onto me it
they should come tnd it 1st I tried to
do It In llphabct order but I loon
found out that I hadn't no sooner hod
gotten my trousers on when 1 noticed
that the underwear was yet to come
and the coat bad been on a long while
before It had come time for the vest
Hut the way I evercome these d midli
nes was to make up my mind lo dis
card the vest, tnd then do the rest
of It from omega to alpha Instead of
vice versa. 8o then when I don the
old costume, the underwear comet first
and then the trousers tnd then the
ioi and shoes and shirt and necktie
and finely wind up with the coat
which Is st II It should be.
This I only t example to show yon
how good the system workt and It
don't stop with dressing but gos on
through t man's dally life and nt 1
tay 1 will post It on to my admire If
they will send me a stamp addressed
envelops but no money and If they are
intlHlled with the cnurie they can
ninybe come acrost with a fow flow
er or a 4 dnr.cn doughnut.
(CB) by lbs Ball lymlletts, lu.
The Red
eA Romance of
Draddocks Defeat .
i ,"-V"--.-5.r
Hugh Pendexter
llluitratiorta by
Irwin Mytn fyX
at
W.N .U.
ttwice
SYNOPSIS
utiiUr Bronil la aarvlns ss a
ofnt snj fw fot-tha prmf tin
. ! Oantrsf BradSiW'g tirspsrlnt
. tor tin sdvenos ow , ICorl I)u
qVana. tt baa lual atgrnad to
Ati-ssndria from s vi.lt 'to ths
t furt, wb'fJr.HSH st Frnch.
mst, h bus OOrt-i valustff In
, fAhsilloD, Uradpsck, brad to ICu-,'
. Hhttsn mutiJx,, folia .o raalla
i Ufa . Importance' --th naws.
1 iftJn is-acx Jo ron tu-
iana, alao bifig- mtiitit
lT, SIBU DS(VIS mIH
t !ftr 7fv-lirfn, Kns
4xrt-''km'it (vulti
Sit joint his JVlflfl- till
tanj
mi )ol
ri' tsobut,
4l, snd
fsl.
Round faw, Indian
Owr aeitout. On ths
vr tlir (Alt IV with a typical
mil, Ualaar 'Cromlt,
bs Siiam. bs psrty an-
countars a , aroua; pr Mtiiars H
ilhraalanlnar a vuiin Klala'afl
Lilnajold. whom thajr accusa of
witchcraft, rirond aavaa tar from
thsnv Th tlrl dlaappaara. Wab-
'-T - -" h'T, r-nsasat toLI
Cruhan. founa Col. uanraa
WaintorrarS -lironat frrai i
bufllfisl Uttiii:siUdi'ya.y if D
, wtirttt w ,bIl' tnyfTMit .aw'f
nqaa cibi uinwoio. iiruna la,
, at a ' akouiifi isctts
Fort Iuin. snd ncuunrr s
bas4t,4irsddock, auiai , .: ,
CHAPTER IVl-5onlinuifjr
f Ji'4 W o- .
f For proof of this tsscrtloo he pointed
tp r-fntnt Iniprvsslon In . the mot
trhere souiwthlog solid, like the butt ot
j rifle, ptV f'-a'fU ,' ,Tbeo be showed
tt a falnV'tbrtsiiiti on t Hub nearly
level wll ihe -top of (ty bead, tnd
ald II bad been made by the barrel
of the plflf, jjL'romlt promptly cried: .
f "lt'UUe critter who ttole my rifle I
No Cap'n Jack killed tlie Injun. It
ai the ti-f. and be't taking my rifle
Ho Duuuetna to trade It to the French
fdlng blnjl",
r was who unncunj inai i r
u strained blm from omklng an Imme
diate search for the fellow't troll tnd
thereby hindering the Onondaga In bit
work.' '--.'
"Ill git that rifle even If I have to
go to Duquesna tlone," be sullenly In
formed me.
The Onondaga's signal brokt np our
talk. W hastened to Join blm tnd
wer Informed : ,
"lllack Hunter tcalped the Huron.
Look I The Onondaga wltb the nose
of th Wolf bat found where ten men
pissed close to the Huron. One man
stepped tslde and scalped him. The
Huron was dead when they csme op.
or they would not hsve found blm
The man wltb the long gun hy the fire
killed the Huron tnd ran tway. The
blick wblte won cam tlnng tnd took
the scalp. Look I"
The story was pluln enough In the
trail made by a nuiuher ot men trav
eling tn single Die. No Indian, unless
be were dead, would remain st the
edge of the bushes while tlie wsy
farers tppmtrhed hi in.
Having satisfied ourselves to thlt
extent, w proceeded to Indulge t'n
mil by finding the trail of the man
wltb the long rifle. The signs of his
flight were very plain snd suggested
nsnlc We followed It without dlf
Acuity toward the west ride of the
Little crossing, or C'astlemnn's river,
i tributary of th Toughlogeny. but
when within a short distance of the
crossing Itound Piw, who wai ahead,
balled tnd lifted bit tx.
t'rnnilt tnd I became more cautious
tnd paused. Itound i'tw beckoned us
to Join blm. The Hire ot u listened.
At first I thought It wss thunder;
then came the crack of a tingle rifle,
ouly the wood were to thick nd so
muffled tny tound It wtt bird to de
termine th direction wltb tny degree
of exactness. The Indian wet bit An
ger tnd held tt up to catch th trifling
breete, tnd then bounded sway it t
lope.
"On mm tn old trade-house. II u
ront trying to get him," be called back
to me.
Somewhere In the neighborhood was
a deserted cabin, once used by L'roghan
tt t trading post Itound I'tw tud I
bad spent night there two winters
before. We ctma out on a tlope tnd
could look over the forest crown Into
a small clearing. And there In ths
middle of the opening stood the trad
lug post. Only Instead of the thrill
wind of that winter's night, tnd the
howling of the iturved wolf-pack there
were now ululating war cries and the
explosion of guns being Bred Into th
Ing walls.
We kept under cover and counted
the pun" ot nuoka snd estimated the
attacking fore to number Ufleen ot
twenty. The cabin stood In Hit -cuter
of the clearing and was completely en
circled hy the besieger.
At Inst th t'Hhlo became alive
There, cutue a puff at tinoke from t
loop hole and a nuked savage ti the
vdge of the forest lenped grotesquely
Into view and would have fallen on bis
fac had not a man leaped forward
and caught him and dragged him to
the shelter ot the woods. The tuu
Moad
Wm, P F. " M r F Vtr'Al k 'Mil
glittered on something he wort around
hi neck, and I knew It to h silver
gorget, such as Captain ISeauJeu tnd
other French officers wort to Indicate
their rank. Othr-rwlse one would bav
taken the fellow for (uvsge.
"It's a rcoullng psrty from Ouquesne
In churge of one or more Frenchmen,''
I said.. "That was the leader who
pulled the ItiiMno nnder cover.
'A fife of musketry crackled around
the cK-arlng, two guns - being dis
charged from the woods at the foot ot
Ii slojie and directly In tdvtnc of
ur position.' The. Onondaga told ot
to remain quiet while be scouted near
er the besiegers. After thirty mlnutet
tound 1'iw returned and tersely re
ported: "Frenoh. Indians and two French
men have cornered a Hwannock."
A repeated this In Kngllih. tnd Cro
tult promptly declared:
, "Then we must bud through And
help the feller O0L . - '
1 1 talked wltb the Onondaga, tnd ii
Jiflld that with three men In th caotu
Knnd with blm outside to range back
,)and forth behind th ttttcklng force
the Uuront would toon lose heart md
retreat Once the Frenchmen lost con
trol of them our tntk of. capturing one
man tllve would be greatly simplified
Ills Judgment bad great weight wltb
me; tnd there wai no denying the coo
fusion be would throw the enemy Into
So Shrewdly Did He Fight I No Long
er Thought of Making Him Prisoner.
once be stalked the sdvages from the
rear. I agreed to make the cnliln with
Cronilt If It could be done wltb tny
men sure of tnfety.
The Onondaga took II on hlmsoli
to provide us with a clear path to the
cabin door. He briefly explained hl
plan, and w pronounced It good.
When be set out to ttenl holfwa
round the unsuspecting circle untlf
opposite our position, t'romlt tod I
made down the iloe snd Into the
heavy growth where two or more ot
the tavaget were posted. We law
no liens of them, however, tnd only
located them by the occasional firing
of their guns.
Suddenly there rang out th fearful
war-whoop of Hit Onondaga, lecom
panled by the crack of hit rlile. There
were t few seconds of silence tnd
tgaln Itound I'tw rtlred hit voice, this
time In triumph end sounding his
scuip-cry. He had made hit first kill
tnd the enemy knew It, tnd the Uuron
bowl rose from til shies of the cletr
Ing. The Onondaga ibouted bl de
fiance tnd dared the enemy to attempt
hit capture, ind added a boast con
cernlng a worthless, mangy tea I p.
Yelping with rage those on the edge
of the clearing began to tenrcb Tor
hi in. Th baehet rustled thetd ot ut.
tnd we knew our path to the cabin
would coon be open, t'romlt was
trembling violently ind would have
crawled forward bid I not clung to
bit trm. One of the two warriors wat
well on hit way, it the careless crash
Ing through the undergrowth told ut.
The other wai more slow to seek the
Onondaga, perhaps reluctant to leave
the cabin unwntched.
I wai wonderlug how we could ivold
him, or remove blm, without giving
the alarm to l nose who were In pur.
rult of Hound I'tw when be tuddenl)
stepped tuto view not more than Ar
tec n feet from our position. How tie
got tn Inkling of our presence I do
not know, nor did he live to tell, foi
before I could restrain him t'roiult bin)
raised himself to one knee nod had
whipped oul his long butcher knife.
The savage discovered him and with
e tturtled grunt threw up hit musket
to tire. The piece missed tnd tt li
snapped t'romlt hurled the long knife
It streaked to the red throat tnd
pierced It, and the man went down
with a gurgling attempt to touud bis
death cry.
"flood work and good luck," I roftly
cried. "Now .race for It."
He halted and' ripped off bis gory
trophy and waving It In one hand and
bis knife In Hie other came pounding
after me. The rest of the Indians
were still hunting th Onoudnga tnd
we hud an excellent chunve to get
the man out of the cuhln.
Bending Inw we passed through the
remaining growlb tnd struck Into the
opening. Flume spurted from a loop
hole and the wind of the passing lead
milled my hulr. I yelled loudly. that
we were frlenrte and English, . We
gained I lie door before t second shot
could greet us only lo Hud II barred.
A gun was discharged In the wood.
and t heavy bull plumped Into the
lintel log over my bend.
In God't mercy open tht door and
let Ui In!" howled C'romlL
'We're' friends, fool. Dnbar the
door," idded, and I faced ibout to
shoot at tny enemy showing tt the
edge of the woods.
It seemed t very long time that a
hand fumbled at th bur, but at last
the door gave and I tumbled In on my
bnck tnd t'romlt dragged me one tide.
A bullet whistled through the doorwiy
tnd smashed Into the wall. And a
startled voice was crying:
"You're the kind man of Der Helen-
kopfl The unin who saved m In
Uraddock't ctmpl"
I leaped to the dour tnd closed It,
and dropped the bar lo place tnd then
took tlina to ttare tt tlie defender of
the cuhln. It wtt tht witch girl, tnd
the wat still wearing ber leggings tnd
blouse, t'romlt was, glaring it ber
ind the long rifle she wtt holding. I
do not believe be would have moved
had . tn Indian . doriped down the
chltnney.: " ' -i-i-' a-aoucit -.... ,.
- "Klsle Uloualdli What do yoo do
p;ut bert ahead of the trmyT I asked.
, ."U)ng me etarnolly If It ain't the
brown hatred' vbi. k'u4- tii Uole my
rlfl U" ot red t'romlt.
"I thought It wat yours when I took
It, It'i heavy. ft Ttntta ataiulder
most awfuL Take It," she sighed.
Eh collapsed on fl replace log and
threw 11 her 'haLJ Ttie; brown balr
rammed aown in great confusion.
"What a horrible world 1" tht
panted, clutching tt her straggling
hair. "First !er Uexenkopf now
thlt. There wat in Indian back
splece I shot blm."
"She's been hurt. Spread out ber
blanket," I ingrlly told C'romlL She
wat about to collapse under what
flies been through when the lead
grazed her end gave th finishing
touch. Get me some water."
I was rubbing ber hands and wrists
snd awkwardly striving lo bring her
to her sense when I beard the cabin
door open. I leaped to my feet to
cur weapon, and discovered Cromlt
was gone. Gaining the door I called
after blm to come back, and profane
ly demanded to know If he wer a
madman. Cut I had asked for water
and I wanted It for tb Dluwold girl
tnd bt waved the bucket defiantly tod
ran around the corner.
Almost Immediately bt wat back
with three men tt hit heels. Three
, Jump would take blm tu the door,
but be wa forced to half-turn ind
swing tht bucket it the foremost of
the men. The upraised tx struck th
bucket end smashed It I threw my
st before the suvuge could attempt
number blow, and It ft ruck edge first,
handle down. Then t'roiult wa piling
through the dor, swearing Insanely,
with tlie remaining two men at hi
heels I grappled with on nd Cro
nilt closed with th other)
"rig I Surrender! cried my op
ponent; ind for the first lime I real-
lied he wut no Indian but French
man.
"I must bsre yoo alive I" I told blm.
"Dlable You die for the Insult,
monsieur!" be grunted, forcing me
buck.
He wa t very strong man tnd well
skilled In wrestling. In truth, bt wtt
so skillful wltb bis feet that before
I knew what he wss tttemptlng
wat on my back tnd struggling des
perately to keep bl bsnds from bl
belt and my throat Over hla (boul
der I caught a glimpse of CramlC ad
versary, a moat ferocious looking fel
low at nature turned blm out, but
doubly repelling because of th water
lizard tattooed In white on the opper
half of bl face.
Only glimpse ot him wtt ifforded
me tt he end Cromlt twirled tcrosi
my field ot vision. My man began
putting up a desperate resistance tnd
I shut til thought! out of my betd
except the ttsk of finishing blm. So
shrewdly did bt fight I no longer
thought of making blm prisoner. He
wu a good twenty pounds lighter tbaa
L but be fought like t devil.
(TO BE CONTINUED.)
Standard of Englith
Speech Not Pouible
A recognized tutborlty on English
words tud speech recently laid: "Not
long ago a conference wti held In
London for the purpose of trtlvlng tt
a unlverral ttundurd for English
speech. At one time I believed that
It was Impossible.
"Later, the subject wai brought to
my attention by prominent educator.
Under th stress of trgumentt pre
sented to me I weakened In my Judg
ment, ind wai willing to go on record
at saying that It might be possible to
standardize Engllrb speech, but tfter
two yenn of close ttudy of the whole
subject I feel that my first Judgment
was right
"It Is us Impossible to standardize
the sounds In American tnd English
speech with the hope uf having the
itandnrdiznllon accepted thrni.'ghout
the Knglltdi-rpcnkliig world as It It to
item the tide of the sen."
No one tells how well you're tl ought
of until you re dead.
a ...
NUR8E8 know, tnd doctors hava
declared there's nothing quite like
Bayer Aspirin for all torts of ache
and pains, but be lure it it genuine
Bayer; that name must be on th
package, and on every tablet. Bayer
it genuine, and the word genuine in
red is on every box. You can't fff
wrong if you will just look at the boa
a . im
U Moaoacttleaeldastar tt Itlleyllettta)
To Cool a Dura
Use Hanford't Baltam of Mvrrh
Uo7 toe lor &rrt bottW it moi valted. Ml
English Justice Does
Away With Precedents
There wit a time when In the chan
cery courti written evidence In the
form of affidavltt was considered by
the practitioners who drafted tnd
tettled these statements to suit their
clients' contentions, ts having su
perior value to the oral testimony of
our common law tribunals. Mr. Jus-
tic Mathew tbollshed this heresy in
phrase when he said, witn con
temptuous Irony, "Truth will leak out
even In tn affidavit."
The tame learned Judge, too, gar
a witty reproof to a learned counsel
famous for prolixity who applied to
him for an order that the other tide
should file "further ind better partic
ulars."
"H'm !" said Mathew. "Further and
better particulars! 'Further,' I iup
pose, because they are further from
the point than the former ones, and
better because they cost more. Cer
tainly not," London Tlt-Rlta.
Spain Yield War Trophies
Spain hot demonstrated Its effusive
friendship for It emancipated former
domlnlonj hy jojuntjirl! (urrtntE,
Ing to Cufja flags, banner, pfs t is7
(word and other war trophies cap
tured by the Spanish troop from th
Cuban rebels. Prominent smong these
emblems Is the banner of independ
ence raised by Carlos Maria Cea
pedes, the great patriot, during tba
ten yeara' war In 1S0S. The trophle
figured for many year In the Artil
lery museum it Madrid. Senor Garcia
Kboly, Cuban ambassador, gave an en
tertainment at which these emblems
were exhibited before being tent to
Cuba. Spanish pride Is certainly mak
ing concessions in order to secure tha
good will ot Cuba.
New York Jew Move
Manhattan has had to yield to
Brooklyn as tht chief center of th
Jewish population of the metropolis.
A survey Just completed under tha
auspices of the Iluretu of JewUb So
cial Research thowi Brooklyn now
hat 43.6 per cent of th 1,720,000
Jew In th entire city.
The Brooklyn movement ha all been
Into one-family, two-family and apart
ment bouse ectlons, the . survey
showed. Coney Island, with 00.7 per
cent, comet nearest to being all Jew
ish of any section.
Hair and Electricity
While the nse of the electric ear
rent Is recommended tnd being exten
sively used In tht country and In Eu
rope for th removal ot superfluous
hair, th barbers ot Latin America are
recommending Iti use for the purpose
of growing hair on beardless faces.
Burifen
"Life murt be strenuous In a town
like Noo Yawk."
"Teh, two teams to worry about
ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE
Btoin ths pain of Corns
and llunioiis snd you can
walk all day In ease snd
corutort. Nothing gives
)iuob relief to hot, tired,
ai blnr, Inflamed or swol
len feat, bllaiers or ral
luaes. A lHtle SUM
irovT-ItSt sprinkled In
each shoe In ths morning
will mukejouiorgrUDout
tight shoes. It lakes th
fru i Ion from the shoe. Al
'wart una It for Dancing
tnd to Ureak In New Nhoes. For Fr
aamr! and a F'wit.Kai Walslmr tnll, a!lre
ALLEN'S FOOT-EASC La Boy. N. Y.
U Pinch. Dm All' Fool-aa '
RICH MATCH CORK flARVFVrER
Poor man prut. Only $A iih bund I It in ft
Urbitwat: mild In Terr nutm. rn tutaUn Bhowlrif
pictur of fcirrMMr. riutjrvw C.I.. Balm. kuiMi
SCHOOL FOR MEN
Trabiaf far BUSINESS, TRADES m PROFESSIONS
t.nr!l Any time, Hml for lltt-rilura.
OREGON INSTITUTI OF TECHNOLOGY
1. l. C. A. lllUg. Purtuuid, Ungual
W. N. U., PORTLAND, NO. 31-1928.
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