Drink Water to Help Wash Out " Kidney Poison If Yeur Baok Hurts or Bladder : Bother You, Btgln Taking Bait When your kidney hurt and your buck (mil tort don't gut scared nnd lrceid to load your stomach with lot of drug tlmt exclto the kidney !anlj Irritate tli entire urlnnry tract. KjN'P your kidneys clean Ilk you k'eup your buwols clean, by flushing ,ttjm with a mild, harmless salts wh.teh helps to retnov tho body1 uri nous wait and stimulates tliom to tho'lr normal activity. Tli function tit tli kidney 1 to filter tli blood. In St hour they itrnln from It (XX) grain of acid and wuito, ao w con readily understand tli vllul lruiur tunc of keeping the kidney actlvs, lrlnk lot of good wutnr you can't (Drink too much; also got from any pharmacist about four otilion of Jad ., Hullij take a tablespoon ful In a ginsi of water before breakfast each inorn- - Ing for four day and your kldniya may then art One. Tlili famous aulte I mad from tli acid of grapes ohd lenmn Juice, combined with lltlila, and ha been ud for yenr t hoi? clean and itltmiUt cloggod kidneys; alao to neutralize tint add In the eystem a they ar do longer aourr of Irri tation, thus often relieving bladder weakness. Jad Bait U Inexpensive, cannot In jure; make delightful effervescent lltlila water drink, which everyone ahould lak now and tbrn to help keep their kidney clean and artlv. Try this ; alao keep up th water drinking, and no doubt you will wonder what became of your kidney trouble and backach. ' ' Unchanged "Do yon find 8m Ub very mucr changed after all the yearsT "No, but be tblnka he la." "Well, he' alway laying what a au h used to be," Vancouver t'rov lur. Bid COLDS Stop cold before It atop you. Take FULLS Caecara . DrnrniU Quinine. Stop the cold, check the fever, open the bowels, tone the system. Insiet oa HILL'S. Red box. 30c. All dniggux, linx's Strengthening Heme Tie The movie, the motor car and th radio, fur fmni loosening tb honn Ilea, tend rather to atrenglben I be in particularly on the firm. Young pet. pi bive been nior content with farn lire line lb nmtor car and lb plr tur ahnw brought ainuiemeut am recreation Into their Uvea. Tb phono graph and tb radio muk t pnsalbk for every bom to bve music and m lure; every bom now ba It owi amusement parlor. Capper' Farmei How' Your Stomach? Preens. Calif. ''Dr. Pierces Oold a Medio! Wecevery gav me an Ur saUsfacUon M blood anrlrber and atomaeh tonle, and I am only loo tad of tbla oppor tunity to recom mend It It I my candid opinion that there la nothing Iter for a general debilitated eo di tto of health than tb 'Oolden Medl cat Dlieovery,' and I de not object to Mbllratloa of thla statement" R. W. HnUna SIT B. Angua BL Obtain the "Dlarevery" In Ubleta cr Ihrnld from yoar dealer, or, aend lfta for trial pkg. tn Dr. Plrr's In valid' Hotel, Buffalo, N. T., and writ for fro medical adrlre. Krrer tried Dr. Plnroe'e Pleasant Pallet to regulate bowels? 0 Pel leU. M enta. B0OILS Thtrci quirkpojltlve, Otntmmt rot to. flhftU OHft TBI" rwiur. aort wmn. InMl, tofltwhHU the'k innu nM Pi A em rme 1;,, e' naiaevaaa wNfja : "jr Ia(MIfclMW" m ASTHMA aTflETl'V y i i Salvia of the" ' Minute By Helen R. Martin CoprrliM by rinilit, Meed k Co, TORY FROM THB BTART Ifumliom, (tldlous and wenltliy young HL Croli Cretan ton awalie hie ewthrt at their Myelin place. Dbe le nf tun mlnuui tela, this ordinary Utile I'annnylvenla Uulch lrl, Mealy Hchw.nckton, but he awnlle her eaaarlr. he le eo itamurely baaullful, he thlnka, but eo out of hla "clan." Lis- pile har eaatnlnR Innocence and 'lanorance, abe auccaaila In keep In him at dlatanee, to hie chaarln. Maaly, In the a.hwanrk ton home, where aha la boarding, la allether unlike the girl who meete HI. Croli elandaeilnaly, and har epeera haa little ot the Pennaylvanl liutcb accent. CHAPTER II Continued Mr. Hrhwenrkton looked sternly Unapproving. "Yon hadn't ought to heist wlndnha where person' layln' alrkt" he reaffirmed, and Aunt Hnay added her horrified prophecy! "Yea, soon you'll have another wife dead on you, Mister, with lucn goings-on a mn a my bark I turned around be hind m oncetl" "Sule would be up and about In sreek If you kept her room aired and -lean," Meely Impcrturlmlily affirmed, 'and tb bnhy, too, would pick op. rhere nothing th matter with th tnhy except that It' not properly 'aken car of, Mr. Fchwenckton." "Yea, well, but when hody'a lck. r for bnblea," Mr. Rchwenckton-t- yated. "w don't hold to openln' win lab on 'em." "Susie' bed wa plenty clean a It was r declared Itoay. "It didn't need ,'hangln' till another week yet It nokea tn too much work, such be havior doe I And Buale' too trk fur Meely to tnk and wash berl Of ill thing I Washln' person when 'hey'r lrk yetl" Meely' reception of thl criticism was as Impersonal as though It were helng directed toward anyon but her self. Her whole attitude to tbla fm lly, her very presence her, teemed tentative, experimental. When she araa not regarding them with wlde yrd wonder and curiosity, her fuc araa expressing suppressed amusement ir pity, or Impatience; ometlmea be arllderment; aometlmes th Interested ruaperia on might feel at "movie" er a plsy. Their attitude to her, however, wa ntlrely matter-of-fact Evidently they took her quit for granted. sti cer tainly did ont tnk them. Just now her alert observation took i th fart that Mr. Schwrnckton'a tnxloua glnnc wa resting with stTec- litnat concern on Mr lie's red eyes 'hat he was aware of her desperate ffnrt to repress th little gasping Pitching of her breath which betrayed her recent violent crying; that he saw he wa not eating any (upper. Iteachlng across th table, he took tier plate, piled It with food and hand' d It back to her. "Kut your upper, Mule," he ordered In ton that for iltn wa caress. "W enn't have no nor b'k folk here." "Ye-yee, air." Though th food ttrangled her, she would have to obey md eat It to the last crumb when her father so ordered. Aunt Hosy never missed a chance to disparage Meely In Sam Hchwenck 'on'l eye ; for she felt that If ihe could ct rid of this objectionable girl, he had gotten rid of Nettle and Jakey, he two older children of the family, lie would hold th situation In hand, her In her young lister' home, with niich mnr confidence. "So you took another of them long .vulka of yourn again today, Meely, iln'tr ab Just now remarked In dnuatlngly. "Seem ao funny wiilkln lust fur th soke of walkln'I Ain't Sam? I guess," Aunt ltoiy nodded knowingly, "ihe goe to meet her fellnh 1" Thl bait elicited no reply from Meely, though It manifestly touched Mr. Srhwenckton't curiosity bit and even I.lnle'i sickly Interest "Hut why," continued Aunt Rosy, "ar you ao secret about It If you're got fellah? You're welcome, I'm mire, to keep comp'ny her In th front room. Ain't Sum? You're got no need to meet him secret that way, It don't look nice, Look Ilk as If you had aomepln to hide yetl Aln'i Snrnr "I can't think," responded Mr, Scbwenckton reflectively, "of any fob Inb 'round hera that wouldn't be too common for Meely." "Ach, I don't know. , She ain't to much, ao fur forth a I enn see." Aunt Itosy frankly stated, "even If she I high-educated that way." "Th only educated young men 'round her I the two Crelghtona, and to be lure," inld Mr. 8chwenckton, "they only run with iwelle." --'&, HCrelKblonr' repented Mtfly ! qiilrlngly,, . "yea, They'r awny-np roma, mem Crolgbtnn. They're 'rlitocrntlca, tbey nro. Grand folk. None beltnr. Even the iwelli tlmt live In town nlnt nothln much to th CrnlKhtona they're got lo much, the Croljjhtoni bun." "'So much'J Mony, you mean, of con rue 7" "To be auro. Whnt eler "Well, I thoiiKht you might mean education or brnlna or even clmrac- tr lntcreitlng thliiKl.M ., "Yea, well, tbeyr got all tnem thing too." ' ! -1 , "llav they?" , , "Ach, yea, tbey'r wcrygriind col- legedueated thut way; them two Crotghton. And tn younger one, Ht Croix, he' wery proud and high- minded; wonderful hlgh-mlndedl Mar vin, the older oue, be alu l ao proud. Hw'e different to wnt rit. Croix la." "How I he dlffercntr aHkcd Meely, dligulnlqg , under an eluhornt Indif ference her excited Interest Much as ah had longed to flsk question about th Crelgbtona, aba' had never (lured risk It, ao ah wits elated tlmt, with out any maneuvering on tier part, th talk should be taking tbla Interesting turn. "Well," answered Mr. ftchwendcton, "Marvin make hlsaelf nice and Cora- Aunt Rosy Never Missed a Chane to Disparage Maaly In Sam 8chwenck ton' Eye. mon with os folk when we meet np with hlra; and with hi 1'op'i miners, too." "ftut that ain't ayln'. Meely," pok In Aunt Unsy, "that he'd aroop to you. lie ain't that common I", "Isn't her "Yes, well, hut he might stoop even to such a Meely," Mr. SchweocVtoq speculated, "since hla Top turned hint out to earn hla own llvln'." ? ' 't Oh I Whyr asked Meely breath leealy, off ber guard for u Instant tn her surprise and curiosity. "Well, he don't bold with hi Fop bout th way their miners I treated. II put out that he think It s Ilk Itoosha under tb rxnr. tie' fur treotln' 'em Ilk Kooaba under the Bol sheviks. So hlra and bla I'op they don't hit It off ao wery good. He to' hi I'op (so It' put out) that he couldn't live on money so earnt - Mo then hi Top tol' him to get out and earn hi own llvln' and see how he'd like It" "Then th other on, St Croix, will biherlt all hla father' wealth, will her asked Meely. "Or ar there other helrsr "Them' all But the estnte U en tailed, that way, and Marvin must get hla share, too, till bla Top deceased a'ready. That' whnt get old Crelgh ton so peeved, that he can't disinherit bis ton ; for he My that Marvin, with hi Bolshevist vee-you. will ruin their business til own shnre and St Croix' too, aceln' It' all together. Yes, Mar vin he' an awful worry to hla I'opP "And to hi brother, Ht Croix, too, I ahould think r Meely suggested. "Ach, yes. It' put out that th broth er don't get on good together it alL Then there' other trouble, too, be tween Marvin and hli J'op about t lecond cousin In F.nglnnd with inch gltle duke-es or whnt that Mur tvln wai to marry and he got balky and wouldn't do It It seems be tol' 111 I'op be wouldn't buy bis wife nor he wouldn't loll hlsself fur no titled lady In th world, nor he wouldn't marry no girl that would sell herself for hi money." Desert Animal That On of lb moat ilnntlflg chip tera In animal poison i tot subject of natural Immunity, th fart that some animal are Immune to th poi sons of other and remain unhurt If stung or bitten by th poisonous onl mill, whereas all other sorts of beasts succumb, A case In point Is that of desert animals which are unharmed by acorplon'a sting. The desert fox, th kunguroo rut and other Inhabitants of deserli where scorpions abound are In thl hnppy position. Their cousins, living far away from the desert would at one be aerlously Injured by ecorplon's atlng, wherein th desert breeds remain unhurt It li to be sup poied that In th far distant pust, ,viire," Meely asked after en lnliXrrT4 7J('t his ftngnsn cousin wunieu to simtunieir i Well, that's tb talk. The two fnmllle had fixed up the match and Marvin he got bulky. And bis I'op wn wful peeved, he'd been so set on tbl here match. Marvin bnln' the oldest wa gave the first chanc at tbl here grand ludy, you see, and wouldn't tnk It So now It's St Croix tbnt'i to marry her, tbey iny," "I her' "Ho tbey lay. And I KUCM. It'g het- tor to, for he' more suited to such duke-ess, or what Marvlp'l too plal dresser for such a'hljjh lady." "And how," naked Meely., after an other .moment'i slUmce "doe thl Marvin . tarn hi living since he's been thrown but by Jil fiithGr?" "Yes, you better ask, Meely' He' your bos I tie' got hlsself elected county superintendent of, our. public schools I" ' "., ".' ,.. "What!" . . ' . v ,'" "Yea, mind it be didn't!. fo he'll b wlsltln' at your acbool on of these here dnj'i to see bow you teach oncetr 'Doevbe know anything1 about teaching himself?" asked Meely skep tically. ',.; ' ' "Well, he's got a college dlarploma, ne wlni. "And the younger eon Bt Croix ha agree with hi father, I HppoM, about the treatment of th miner?" "Ach, ye, him and hi Pop agree One. He' th lawyer for th estate and hla Pop think he' Una and sharp. Lizzie," he spoke to hi little daughter, "eat your upper." "It don't wonder me she don't eat' said Aunt Hosy j "her conscience won't leave her enjoy her wlttles, ao bad" "Be peaceable. Aunt Rosy. You can tell me after (upper what you r got to aay." Th child looked terrified at these ominous word and Meely glanced at her pityingly. For moment po on spoke and, th silence seemed heavy nd, menacing. . , "Well," Mr. Schwenckton preaenUy broke It "I'm done." He pushed away hla plate, drew th back of hi hand arms hla mouth, ahoved bnck hi chair and rose. "I'll go up and see 8usle." Aunt Rosy, who waa greedy eater, at once concluded ber own supper with few hasty mouthful and roe to go with him. "Llzxlet" ah apok over her shoulder from th italrway opening put from th kitchen, "yon at nod clear off tb table and do - then flntxb up them dlar-i..,t ' "Yes'ui. finswereu - rising at one and beginning to scrape and cot lect the plate. A moment later Sammy, t cowed and sullen boy of twelve, skulked Into the kitchen, tat down af the table and began hungrily devouring bl belated (upper.,' . . kleely strolled to tb foot of tb fair and Hood listening to th voice In th room above; and Lizzie, her eyea wide and strained, left th link nd tiptoed across tb room to stand at her aide. , "Uzzle ihe wont obey to me," Aunt Rosy' comptatulng vole cam down Prom ' th sick room. - "I can't do nctbin' with ber. After 'ichool this after she run out and itnyed till near upper time a'ready I If you don't learn your children to obey to me, Mister, I can't bousckeep for you, and then whert'd yon be, with a sick wire and bc-arder that' that pertlkklerl wnntln napktn to every meal yet I and lsterferlo' and mnkln' Susie worse wttb lettln tn th cool air where ihe't layln' here ilckt . Well of all thing I" "And. Sam," Susle'a weak vole backed np her alster, "Meely she en courages Lizzie to disobey to my sis ter Rosy, I mlsoverheard ber enylo' to Lizzie, 'It' a pity you ain't old nnmrh .In, An tike vnnr. alster an brother done run ofTP 'Ycl, mind you, Sam, If abe didn't tdll Lizzie thatl" "Yt yL yl I" Mr. Schwenckton' deep vole responded In strongest disap proval. "Yea, and If yon don't get rid I your fancy boarder, Mister, you will have another of your children runnln' off, now mind I'm warnln' youl" said Aunt Rosy. "Ach, no, noT Mr. Schwenckton re turned In ton ot mingled distress and resolve. , "Well, then, yon gotta switch It out of Lizzie, Mister, the way you don out of Sammy, If yon glv ber th good iwltchln' you glv Sammy last week fur not mlndln' to me, then I guess I won't have no more trouble with her. Sammy you bet he minds to me now when I (peak to hlmt Well, I guess anyhow then I He Jump when I ipeak line he got that there good whlppln' off of youl And Llezl sh needs It worse'n Snmmy yet" (TO Bl CONTINUED.) Scorpions Can't Harm before th- desert' animals had this complete Immunity to scorpion venom. those which were stung and could not resist died, leaving no offspring. Their luckier brother, who happened have hardier constitution, survived and left behind them a resistant race ot descendant. I'rof. IL Munro Fox In th Forum. Lengthy Railroad Tunnel The longest railroad tunnel (n th world I th on between Ilrlg and Isella, Switzerland, which I 124 mile long, according to an answered question In Liberty, . Money that man bums seldo help hlra to enlighten tha world. iiiii.iiu uiwwaiw 1ass J ' "S ! ' ' y '' ' f7eW' ' ; i ' -,' m y Ufa'7-.''' 3zsji . 7Yfefo)(lfo)n(r UIZV&J lr U.IaSU UJ.' : The whole world knows Aspinii ai an effective anti&te ton pain. But it's just as important to know that thert is inly on genuint Baytr Asjmm. The name- Bayer -i on every tablet, and "on the hox. I! it says. Bayer, it's genuine; and if it doesn't, it is not! Headaches are dispelled by Bayer Aspirin. So are colds, and the nain that roes with them: even neuralgia, neuritis, and rheumatism promptly relieved. Get Bayer at any drugstore with proven directions, ' PLyxkiaEj i prescribe Bayer Aspinn; it does NOT affect the heart Alai Is tk tnas smi at Bajar KaasMw; abaaaaatlaatldaatar af lalkrlleaell Simply Had to Wear ' ' a Number Ten Shoe Tha kind ladv noticed so old man. whoa right leg wa gone, standing m a atreet corner wim a perplex ea look on hla face. "My poor man," ah said, "art yon 'No ma'am." ha reolled. Tm look ing fer feller that got his left leg ihot off In th Battle of Bull Bun." "What Is hi namer "I don't know that" wa the. re ply, "but b wear number ten hoe.V '- v 'For heaven's aake. If yon dont know who be Is, how do yon know b wear numDer ten snoe7 "I ain't euro be doe, but It stand If reason thet If ha don't on or t'other o n Is foln to bar trouble with hi bunions. Lady, I'm looking ror right-legged feller f go partner with on a new pair of shoes." New fork World. Room fer Doabt Mandy wa applying for dlvorc. ind Zeke, alarmed at tb prospect Of losing his meal ticket was contesting th suit . . . "Isn't It true," Zeke'g lawyer asked in cross examination, "that your bos band Is a deacon In th church and is generally regarded a a pious manT "He's a deacon of de church, sho' nufT." admitted th ggrlevet wife, "but since he's been, 'rested three times already for crap-ahootln' an' bootleggln. an' has been ketched re peated whit runnln' ermin' wld funny- look In' yaller girls, Alt baa consld dubl doubts erbout hla ploslty." Taking So Chancet . Doctor Sambo, I can think of but on thing that will cur you. and that Is -an electric bath. 8ambo--Naw, tub, doctah,.yo' alnt takln' to dls her nigger. I had a freln' wbnt took on of them thing down In Sing Sing and It drowned him I For Cold; Crip or Influenza and aa a Preventive, tak Laxative HROMO Qt'ININB Tablata. A Safe and rrovan Keeieny. Tha box oaara ma signature of K. w. drove. oc. aov. . Ambulance That Fliet A flying ambulance, with a com pletely equipped operating room for emergency surgical treatments in flight has been put Into commission by the Kharkoff branch of th Soviet Bed Cross. Th alrplan haa ac commodatlona for four itretcher In front of the operating room. The ma chine and motor are entirely of Bus- slun design and construction. Mild Crime Judge Professor, you ar accused of murdering your entire, class. Professor Dont be hard on me, uige. It waa only a small class. Feel Stiff and Achy? To B Well tho Kidneys Must Thoroughly EUmlnata Wast Poisons from tha Blood. OES every Doan's Pi A Stimulant Diuretic to the KiJney'g ' At iB ottlert, 60c bo. Fii-MJUsC,M(l,aIW,lWo,N.y. Car-Wa laaMiiwka ao4 tffertiTa aouaHa pew im Vi-Msum aatrlnsCTt. aaothlnf, aaf - anr. an4,r Mn-alac. It boi. C O. V. Wo-Na laDor., Bos oi, t. "(" Lioa ABie,iii. 61 L aOTALTV ACBKAOB BMrt sTavtB-Safr- hmrt. iflld Moauna. Urmi 139 eaah aac llto aurekaa. . kalaasa 114 timallmauia paabla a completion prodoclat paria wall. A44raaa A. U. Campball, CMlmoat. aloal. Strut rei DISFIGURE yOOWef I Looks - aRMrtmMS aa u MiTiani. SALVI tol tomt X t M an arfiralata. . r SLLLL bL'CKEX. Kra Tork at . Boschcc's Syrup; y ha bean relieving coughs due to oold . ' (or alzty-on yeara. j. Soothes the Throat loosen th phlegm, promote expeoto rarioa, tivea a goo4 Bight's raat treo from joughln too aal I0o botttae,' Buy It at rpur dpi store, a O. Green, roc;' Woodoury, n. j. Buoltorj ,Qokk reUaf from pain. rrevom ano piaeeur. yt Me stnar aeaC awW sVMi HanfordVBalsaa of Myrrh 1 84 Has Healed W baw t-toV U ae a , Eagie nde Long Flight The eagle fevrnd recently at-tTIcfh Tourt, on the oaTnern shores of Thl Minor, after a flight from Bigs, baa hero .returned to Blga. Th bird ttore ' on one pf .lt. leg a ring bearing a too tle tn Russian.' saying that It had been released Jn tb (tusstan dty 4urlrjg the Zoological coogreaa tx yar ago. Garfield Tea , 'W Your Crandmolber't Remedy "uTor every stomach ' 'and Intestinal lit This food old-fab 'toned herb home remedy for consti pation, stomsch 111 nd other derahg ments of the sys tem o prevalent these days Is tn rten greater favor a a family medicine than la your grandmother' day. . . W. N. U, PORTLAND, NO. 1-1928. , Miner' $ Painting Accepted For tb first time In many year a coal miner has bad a picture accepted for. exhibition by the Iknicaster Art ., society of Duncaster, England. U I Robert llolloway ot Balnworth, a col. Ilery village, llolloway ba mad painting a hobby sine he was a baby, day find you lame, stiff and m achy? : Do you feel bred and drowsy suffer nagging backache,' headache and dizzy spells? Are the kidney secretions -scanty and burning in, 'passage? v Sluggish kidney e!6v-. poisons to remain in the blood and upset the whole system. Doan'l Pills, a stimulant diuretic, in. creaeo lha secretion th kidneys and (hue aid in the elimination ot waal im. purities. Uoon'l have eeubKehod a nation wide reputation. Ash vont neighbor I lis ' L , ' ' it 9 1 ft