3mm VOLUME XVI IONE, OREGON, FRIDAY, Dec. 2, 1927 NUMBER 27 10NE HIGH SCHOOL ANNOUNCES PLAY COMEDY WILL BE DECEMBER 9 Friday evenlntf, December the ninth it eight o'clock, the lone High School will present three act comedy entitleJ "Hold that Line, Jimmy.,, Jimmy, a popular but bashful college president, was to be oust, ed from the preaidency. Both Shirley Allen and a fighting foot ball yell Inspire him to the fight in point. Come to tee if he auc ceeda in holding the position and winning the lady 1 The caat of characters ia as follows: Jimmy Graham, the bashful, uti. aggressive president of Crayton College.. .. Hichard Lundell. Jerry Travie, his aggressive and most Intimate friend... ... Bob Urabill. Speed Connora, captain of the football team ... Harold Kincaid. Jasper Allen, president of the achool board ... Kalph Mason. Shirley Allen, abeiutiful nltcinf Jasper Allen .. Arltta Farrena. Margie Winston, the most ener getic girl in the college .... Fe n Engelmar. FIoshIs Summers, the laziest girl In the college, . Mildred Smith. Arabella Washington, cook for the college .... Louise Miller. Dr. E.E. Baird Dentist Office in Fair Building. - Open evening! or Sundays ty appointment. Phone M. 1012 Heppner. Ore. School Notes High School Play Aplay entitled "Hold that Line Jimmie" will be given by the High School early in December Don't miss It The Ladies Aid of the Baptist will conduct a sale of food and fancy work, on the 10ih of Dec, at Bristow Johnson's Store. George Ritchie, who is a fresh man atO. A. C. thia vesr, spent the school holidays wflb h's par enta la lone, CALL FOR WARRANTS All General Fund Warranta of Morrow County, Oregon, regie tered on or before June 30, 1927, will be paid on presentation at the office of the Co Jiity '1 ur er, on or after Decembei 10. 19T7, at which date interest ott aaid warrants will cease. Dated at Heppner, Oregon, November 16th, 1C27. Leon W. Brigga, Co. Trena, JOKES " Mason, asked the professor in the fre shman class, "what three words are most used among High School Students?"" I don't know", said Dorr. "Correct" re plied the professor. Wertz, Geometry instructor: " Give me a short defnition of a polygon." Louise M.: A polygone is a dead parrot"' Do you agree? . Girls' faults are few. Boys have only two, Everything they say And everything they do. Kenneth Smuuse: "How many subjects are you carrying?" Dun Head: "I'm carrying one and dragging three." Miss Vinson, L"nlisS teachei: "Bob, ho many times have vou whinpered today?" Bt-b: "Oncet." Miss Vinson " Gene, what should he have aid?" Gene: "Twicet," CHAUTAUQUA SCHEDULE Dec.9, lone High School Play Jan. 13 Lecture Dr. Clarke, of the Clarke Optl cal Co.. 360A, Alder St., Port, land, Ore. Eye Sight Specialist, will, be in lone all all day and evening Saturday Dec. 17. at the lone Hotel. See him about your eyes. FARM FOR SALE Forty acres Govt, irrigated land locsted at Boardman, rich soil, in alfalfa; price, $4,500, terms if de- Hired. E Calahan, Los Altos, California. A gift every om in the family mil enjoy KODAK A Kodak on the Christmas tree means year-a round pleasure for your whole family. Do your Christmas Kodak shopping now a com- lcte stock and a thorough knowledge of the Eastman ine are at your disposal here. ' - Autotrophic Kodaks art $5 Up Box Brownleifrom 12 up Bullard'i Pharmacy , , 1U KODAK STORE When thinking of Christmas gifts rm ember that our local mer chants have anticipated your wants and are ready to assist you in the promotion of the Christmas spirit. :: LoaJ. Wood, B. M. " Accredited piano teacher. Lexinstton, Oreion. The Balfour-Guthrie grain of rice is located on Main street, lone, just below the Telephone of fice. Open every day and a!l day. Phone No. 62. Louis Balaiger, Agent. The Ladies' Aid of the Christ Ian Church are giving a bazaar and food sale, Dec. 17. Buy your Xmas gifts from them. FOR SALE Mammoth Bronze Turkeys. Emma Anderson ' lone, Oregon. LOST Somewhere on Second Street or on the strtet leading from the highway to the school building. one silver, Wahl Eversharp pen. cil. Finder please leave at the Independent office and receive reward. Does Doubt Duty Th weight of the rum Ie-rnilni Booth Afrirnn mine la uml in pro dure power by pulling rnhlv wound round drum llitt drives a generator. LOCAL ITEMS Ml. Bert Masonvisited relat ives in Spokane over the ho'idays Mr. and Mrs. Louis Bergevin apent Thankcgiving in Baker. From there Mrs. Bergevin went went to Seattle foi a week's stay. P. G. Ualsiger is exhibiiinn a new washing machine at his implement store. The tub is of aluminum, a wringer ia attached and tbe machine is equiped lor either electric drive. Mrs. Walter Cochran spent the holidays with her mother at EI gin, Mrs. Ruth Mason made a dons lion of books to the State Travel ing library this week. The list it The New 1928 : MAJESTIC "Sorber Built" LOW FARES i KMonJn M a at Aowm t1L "DACK UP the family and old kit bag; go to sunny California for a few weeks, months or for the winter. Viait movicland, orange grove, tht oU Ac kit, beach retort, big (Hie. Golf counca galorel FtlMfut Union Pacific trains ord coaaactiona via Portland or Salt takaCity.Divaraatvutapannittaii. MAa.i Totm avcsaavATioNS Mow yMJ. n PACIFIC J.W.IIowke A(t'nt J lime, Oregon HjaV r r Drum Type Control Simplifies Tuning Reproducing with Life-like exactness. Price complete $134.05 Walter R. Corley Agent. 3 I R. ROBISON i t .... . . . . H y I V hat would bt o 0 nicer Chrsitmaf P Xtfft forthefamiht & la Jt tan one of tl.os? Iclcar natural toned . m (jjCrcbe radio sets.p I MACHINE SHOP Wishing you A MERRY CHRISTMAS anb a HAPPY NEW YEAR, WE ARE i . At your service all the round YEAR Bristow & Johnson cnieny riciion ny standard au thors. Mr. A. L. Douglas is in a Port Ian 4, hospital where he went to undergo a lurgical operation.. See Dr. Clarke, Eye Sijfht Tom Davidson who ia teaching 8cho.il at Madra. spent Thanks Kiving with his Fatlier in lone. D'. E. E. Baird, formerly of Portland, has opened a well ap pointed dental office in the fair building, Heppner. Tbeofliceis on the ground floor, just around he corner trom the post office. Dr. Baird' s office is fitted with the best modern equipment and he Is prepared to care for all d.-nt at needs. Dr. Clarke in lone Saturday, Dec. 17. Members of the Masonic Lodge were invited to attend a banquet 4erved Tuesday evening, nov. 29 in honor of the birth lay aniver-1 sary of Brother Willard Blake tt his home ten miles weet of lone' A 1 irge delegation were present to partake of the elaborate feast. It wai a complete aurprise'to Mr. Blake when the Brethren march ed in on him. Willard Blake is a Past Master and also a life mem her of theorganization. Uay Blake, a son, memler of the lodge at Grass Vtlley jour neyed from that city to be pres ent for the occasion. He was ac companied by his wife. The party broke up af high twelve Note the change in Ray Kobi son's Advertisement. Mr. and Mrs. Sperry and fam ily of lorie spent the holidays in Portland. Visit Ione's Toy Land at Bul lard.s Pharmacy. La&t week four auto loads of local members of the Masonic Lodge jcjrneyed to Umatilla and exemplified some dRree work. Dt legations from four other Mg es were in attendance al the meeting. rctz rntiDiMc ii a nincTcn lb! ' r NOW IS THE TIME I to get your order in if you want your machine on time for next year. ; If interested in a machine that will save your crops and put the grain in the sack, SEE FRANK ENGELMAN lone, Oregon. -IMP illlli il!illlillIi!l!ii!lIIIIl!:!l!!i!ll!ll!SIII!lll!!IS:illi!!l!l!!li!!i 99 t SALE 150 Pieces of AlumiriuM WarE at 99'ct. each Dishpans,s Water Pails, Roasters Percolators, Double Boilers, Convex Kettles, Sauce Pans, Pitchers, Milk Cans, Mutiin Pans. 50 other Aluminum Utensils priced at 10 ct. up to $5. Just the thing for Xmas presents. "a tz3 BERT MASON j& lone Oregon m3