WOMEN OF
MIDDLE AGE
PrafoiQ Lydia E. Pinkham'i
Vegetable Compound
Mrs, Annie Kwlnskt of G20 liit Ave-
mm, Mllwnukee, Wis., wrltnt that alio
uename id work ano.
rundown that she
wan not able to do
Imr housowork. Bin
mf tha naiaoLyUla
19, I'liihbain'i Yogo
(kIiIs Compound In
the paper and mid
to tier husband, "I
will try thnt nisdl
cine nil sea If It
will belp me." Bli
says alio tuok six
bottles and 1 fool-
lu lliuill belter.
Mrs, Mullle Adams, who lives la
Downline Btreet, llrewton, Ala., writes
ai folio we: "A friend recoiumended
Lydla K. IMnkham's Vogotablo Com
pound and since tuklng It I feel like
different woman."
With her children grown up, the mid-die-aged
woman find time to do the
thliiKi ahe never had time to do before
-read the new books, aea the now
plays, enjoy tier grand-children, take
an active part In church and clvio
affulra. Far from being pushed aside
by (he you liner art, the flnda a full,
rich life of her own. That !, It ber
bealth li good.
Thousunds of women pant fifty, my
they ow their vigor and health to
Lydla E. I'lnkhain'a VeicoUhla Coin
pound, and are recommending It to
their frleiKli and neighbors.
Knew Not What He Ate
A Mi'xli'iiii nnd an Amerlrun who
Worked on the tiluht ahlft of a Knnsiia
in It pluiit ate their nildnliiht lunch to
gether. On several occasions the Mrs
lean Ixid riiliblt incut In hli pull, and
lie shared Ms supply with his comrade.
"Where do you get rnlihlts, Josef
tbt Anicrlcuii asked one ulght. "1
can't find any."
"My wife she get 'urn." Jose replied.
"She snld ever1 night they come 'rouud
hiiune and miike noise, Hhe shoot
'Uin."
Noise? Itiiblilis don't miike noise."
".Sure." Joae assorted positively. "Go
meow, meow." Kschnng.
Tor iMiininr'i nil, not or s '
orua whirh au.l. V.ini r 'lvwrm
lih ll rtt It. fiatr'a "l.a
Slwl" Sum II. Ill I'Mrl St., ti, t. Air.
"In-Lawi"
Ilushnntl (driving his enr pnt a
farmer's span of liiuli'S which Hup-
I ed to limy at thnt moment) ltd
atlves of yoiira, I aupHiiie.
Wlfo (mulling awi-etlyl-Tes, by
Omrrluge.
Eitopped
"Welt, If the (lull was as big iig all
thnt, why didn't you weigh II T
"1 could find no liny scnlcs.
niplsnntlun Is not study.
Svollen Feet
Money Peek If Emerald Oil Doeia't Do
Away With All Soreaew, dwelling ana
Dulreis in 2 Hours. Ua Bottle
Proves It.
No sensible person will continue to
utter from thore Intense ag'tilileg
throlililng fmt juilns when every well
Stocked drug store has Moone'a
Emerald Oil and sella It with an ab
solute guiirnnlee of authfuctlon or
Uioiiey buck,
Vour feet may be ao swollen and
Inflnmrd thnt you think you can't go
another alep. Your shoes may feel
as If they are rutting right Into the
flesh. You feel sick sll over with the
pnln and torture and prny for quick
relief. What to be done?
Two or three, applications of
II. Mine's Emerald Oil and In fifteen
minutes the pnln nnd sorenens dls
appenrs. A few more appllentlons at
regiilnr Intervals and the swelling
reduces.
And best of all any offensive odor
I gone for good It's a wonderful
formula this combination of essen
tial oils with camphor nnd other
antiseptics so ninrvelous that thoa
nnds of bottles are sold annually for
reducing varicose or swollen veins.
FOR OVEif
200 YEARS
haorlem oil hai been world
wide remedy for kidney, liver and
bladder disorders, rheumatism,
lumbago and uric add conditions.
HAARltM OIL
C3
correct Internal troubles, itlmulste vital
organs. Three tliet. All druggiits. Inilit
on the original genuine Oold Msdal.
ISn't Negli-i
Inflamed eyelids or othr
eye lrriutlmi. You will
tlnil a aooinma unn amo wifA
remedy In MITCHELL Sf
BYB SALva. w
IIAIiXj a tll'CrSKu at SH
Kaw York City drugglats.
HANFORD'S
Balsam of Myrrh
For Poisoned Wounds ti Rust
Nail Woundi, Ivy Poisoning, etc.
AD Mm an liHa to m mm) lot ex
lim aoiila II mi mum1.
OUR COMIC SECTION
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FINNEY OF THE FORCE
xi AM ATUCWS (JS.SZl , I UT.V0Of AHU IS NOT
A c Twit wtfiiL.AatNT I roust payiicTivg I M wot mocx OP 04 J Good rOoM TUiS.
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NO -MO I MtAM" WU f pTCLL TB &InTi?MA1
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r n k i s ii t x i i i s s -t
THE FEATHERHEADS ,?r High Finance, This
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1 H KB owes m Five 1 don't hav rTBiQKr 'IV vori-ir lT I1'
I II' 'KejCkS f I I NOW OL MAN - SiCKmKS V
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I'l l1 I MowTMr I rotfT I ' l I Ptve,wiuuvtu?jj I,
" NA owe voo anv j I "
Along the Concrete
Cytherea
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SEl WHERE. U '
HAVE TO RRNrrt
.PAKlA&E INSURANCE:
and the Conventions
Never "Talk Back" to
Thi$ Texas Policeman
Cities everywhere have their silent
il Icemen, but they are made of stone
or ninrhle or grnnlte. Coteman, Texas,
has a silent pollcemiin In human flesh
Hush JohnlKiin, flfty-yenr-old deuf-
miifc, who weighs W) pounds, stands
erect, dresses wtdl and wears a Tens
ten gnl I on hat.
For seven years Johnlgnn has
rved Coleman efficiently, says the
merlcun Magazine, equipped with
,45 automatic, which be has never yet
had occasion to use. Generally a tap
on the back Is enough to cause a law
breaker to yield to this officer, who
never argues the case out of court
Johnlgnn Is on motor vehicle duty
ml has had dealings with tourists
from every stale In the Union. Home-
mes the transgressor attempts to
argue the question with him, but
when he discovers be Is In custody of
one who enn neither hear nor speak
be stops talking and goes to the Judge
to tell It
New Way to
Make Jelliet
Without Stalnlnj Flngsre Without
Long Hours of Bollino Without
Depending Upon Berrlea or
Fruit Bslng In Season.,
One of the most Interesting and yet
one of the simplest new products In
the food field Is called minute Jelly.
It la pure fruit or berry Juice already
boiled down and concentrated. To
this concentrated Juice, f rait pectin
In the right amount has been added.
The pectin Is that part of fruit which
makes Jelly "Jell." It Is as pure and
wholesome aa the fruit Juice.
To make the Jelly take the little
bottle of concentrated jHlce, pour In
a anuce pan, add water and sugar ac
cording to directions on the bottle and
boll a few minutes. Then pour Into
Jelly glasses and when It has become
cold yon have the most delicious pure
fruit Jelly yeu ever tested.
A few bottles kept on hand. Selected
according to your taste for Jellies, and
you con make up a few glasses Just
as you want It One small bottle makes
two glasses of Jelly. If you wish to
try two bottles send as twenty-five
cents and we will give yon your choice
of grape, mint, pineapple, orange.
raspberry, strawberry or blackberry.
Or four bottles nil different for fifty
cents. Address department Vl On
ernl Tacking Corp, Crunford, yew
Jersey. Adv.
Comedy Caption
A prize couiietltIon In the London
Saturday Itevlew, set by Prince
Itlliesro, culled for humorous lines
such as appear on the funny films.
We select a few of those elicited:
The only mnn who was not spoiled
by being lionised was Dnnlel."
'He suffered severely from cold feet.
but they were not his own."
"I left her In the Grand Canyon
trying to get the luat word with an
echo."
"It wns a town so full of lawyers
thnt they changed the hotel's name to
Writs.'"
"It was the sort of street In which
Cupid shot only with I'lcrce Arrows.'
Ikston Transcript
Tf yanr re art ore. rt noma Eye
Balvam. Ai'Plr II at nth( ab4 roa ara
kia Br morning, in Fran at., n. I. Aa:
Rich Man Setki Dole
Although he had a private Inmme of
$1.2o0 a year and owned nearly KM.-
000 In gilt-edged securities, John
Roomer, a cnblnet-msker of Itcifntt,
thought that as he was not working
he should receive a government dole
fur the unemployed. The Judge
questioned bis theory and fined him
$123 for attempting to defraud the
government
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Ma Buzz went to the country, Hooray I
FLIT spray dears your home of flies and mos
quitoes. It also kills bed bogs, roaches, ants,
and their eggs. Fatal to insects but harmless to
mankind. Will not stain. Get Flit today.
. I? Wail
tarx
DESTROYS
FMcs Mosquitoes Moths
Ants Bed Bugs Roaches
Oar,
CUTICURA
Helps Business Girls to Look Their Best
Tha regular use of Cutlcura Soap, aaalstej by touches of
Cutlcura Ointment when required, keep the complexion
fresh snd free from blemlahes, the hair
Uve snd glossy, and the bands soft and
smooth. Cutlcura Talcum la fragrant
and refreshing, an Ideal toilet powder.
Snap Ba. OtaMiaal and Ma. Talma V Soiil r-prp.
zsx Mruajii """""
MT Calkara Skaaiae SUek SSa.
vrOTIR
Stationary
Engine Operators
If you operate a cement
mixer, a compressor, or any
type of stationary engine
driven equipment just in
stall a set of Champions if
youwanttheck'penaabilitv,
the efficiency and economy
that makes Champion the
better spark plug.
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bit tarda
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Cart other
Ihan tarda
75
Champion
Sparl(Plus
TOLEDO, OHIO
If For your protection be surs KT1
41 Champions you buj art In II
M six original Champion cartons, JJ
HAT-O la naraat Sla tnatant fit
abauluta rao-l to any eaaa ur riAi rnvr.n
In lha world, or mnnry r-funfld. Prlca. II.
THB HAI-O CO., Modanca. WomlM.
PARKER'S
HAIR BALSAM
Saain r --t
Raataraa Caior aa4
Baaatr to Oar FadaJ Hair
ur and ti .no at Draavwu.
HkraiCbrm WUatch.,.ltT.
HINDERCORNS rWxvn.o.t.
louaaa, ata.. auipa all pata, antarea mmlun tt lb
UU raia waklna1 aar. Uc br Bull or at Ilrof
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111 Uaalara Wark.
OlNtHOuS SOt MOM.
IX AH DraS-iM Harerbatk Gumntaf,
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Kill All Flies I "ESSS"
PImwI anrwatr. OAI&V tL k.LLSa attfvta aad
Aula aU Am, Nt, eaa. ornamental, aaarcownt ana
r- " A' ' "f a tn-ap. Laauallara
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m- -7mni.-.V daisy nv tnxa
tram , iiwr 4lar.
MASOLD SOHISS Bra. alia M. T.
W. N. U, PORTLAND, NO. 81-1927.
Ancient Hebrew Pottery
The Mlspuh exidltlon of tlie Pa
cltlc school of religion, hue. dlset-vered
rkh store of Hnullte pottery. 1'rof.
Willliim nude, lender of the expedi
tion, bos derided to continue the work
of excavation. Xenr the ancient
Semitic temple at Tel-en-anxhen two
closed cisterns, hewn out of the bed
rock, were found by the scientists.
The governor of Jerusalem, recognis
ing the lmiortnne of the dlwovery,
accepted an Invltittlon to open the cis
terns Immediately. They were found
to ccntstn many fine specimens of pot
tery. Several forms of the pottery are
entirely new to ceramics In the Neur
East
Social agencies In New Tork city
send more than fioo.imo a year la
finding Jobs for the physically and
nientully htindlcupped who need work.
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