' OUR COMIC SECTION
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MRS. BASSETT
AM TIRED
Now in Good Health by Using
Lydia E. PtoklWs Vege
table Compound
Lansing, Michigan, "I have taken
lyydln H, I'lnkliiim'l Vegetable Conv
pound wuinmr i
naediMl It, Whin I
first used It I wea
sobadlcouldhardly
walk across tht
room without err
ing. I wti tired til
tli ttms. I think
my trouble was com.
Ing on ws for tlx
months before I
rallxet It, I reed
at your wonderful
m d I o I n in tht
ieper, end my nusbend
louglit mi a bottle, and aiir the Drat
few douce I felt better, so kept ou
taking It until I wee well and strong.
1 take It at times when 1 feel tired and
tt helps ms. I will always bars a good
Word for your medicine and tell any-
?ns what good It has dons me. I
commended It to my neighbor for hsr
irlrl, who Is sixteen ars old, and It
was Just wbal sue needed, 8h Is feel
ing One now, and goes to school every
day." Mm. B. F. liAserrr. tl6 BoutB
Haford Avenue Lansing, Michigan.
DO not continue to feel all run down
nd half sick when Lydla E, Plnkham'a
Vegetable Compound Is sold by drug
grists svery whore. It Is a root and herb
medicine and has been used by women
for over Oily yean.
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Our Pet Peere
i
"Cutting teeth b nude eurJ
MRS.WINS LOW'S
SVDUD
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At eg dranto
NofrNuntl NiavAkohoOs
I IS5 rpMUlKE WIRE I I 6U6 I'U,
IifeelIike Sttr I I've 'lrosTAy"
KX iaoy mMrnZdCkiZHhr-r at the office
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An(VvAmftca Drag Co
benlianuei
I am more than flad to trtl pmi
of Ihe nimunc end raauMdUatnae1
In four amlniul litpfp MadkHia.
Our aatind b-Uy Ui now MM monthe
old and haa nmtt (Ivan ua a mnmanl 'e
trcnibl. The ArM and onljr ihiae ah
hat aoar taaan waa Mr. rVlnaluw's
Srrup. Mi baa lour laath aud la eU
war aniuinf and playing. Ctn4
IMS a) U y bf In IM of Mia.
aiaivw brrup. M aiiwlr,
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ANGLO-AMERICAN DRUG CO.
IMIT Taatoa IM, rWw Yark
FOR OVER
200 YEARS
haarlem oil Kni been a world
wide remedy for kidney, liver and
bladder disorders, rheumatism,
lumbago and uric acid conditions.
HAARLIM OIL 4
HAARLIM OIL
correct bitemal troubles, stimulate rttal
organs. Three at an. All druggists. Ineiat
on the original genuine Got klaDAU
PAKKfcK'S
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wwal'n auaa Uak faaWat
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au ami it m al L)raaiia
HINDERC0RN8 aw. 0nM r.t-
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aawt. aaaaaa walktn aaar. lae br atall nt l Urag
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Deafneii Head Noises
ntutvto Mr
LEONARD EAR OIL
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tola M -UtArNlSt- at lll,
a. a lawfum. nn, ro rrrg iva, a. t,
Girl Inventor Honored
In revognlilon of her ability as an
Inventor, the Ituaalnn goverument has
ngngixl Mies I. T, ralmcn, a Itusalan
girl, as eiiL'tnver-ronstmclor. fibs la
one of the few women In the world
to win distinction In her field. She
cently iwrfwted an strplnne engine
which develops 20 horsepower and la
specially adspted to the requlremruta
of the all Ituaaliin conference of atrial
and chemlcril defensa.
An Explanation
Author "How are my novels go
Ingr Itooksellor "I can't flgura It
out onlvsa It's the shoplifters.
A thick head Incubates many thin
Ideas.
Sure Relief
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A moving picture of the Buzz Family
PIT ipray dean four horns of fiiat god mos
quitoes. It also kills bad bugs, roaches, ants,
and their eggs. Fatal to Insects but harmless to
mankind. Will not stain. Get Flit today.
t)STB0T8
a lit iantiftnfl Mnrha
AnU Bed Buffs Eoachei aw u3 Or
Squawi in Bloomer
Squaws of the Glacier National park
reservation ride horseback comfort
ably til day long with their papooses
strapped to their backs. The squaws'
leg dress for riding consists of "blan
ket bloomers,'' ths effect being ob
tained by draping an army blanket
across tht pommel of tht saddle and
down across her calico dress to the
stirrup on either side.
Conscience
Stenographer Shall I end tht letter
with "yours sincerely," sir?
The Boee No, you'd better sign It
"respectfully yours." I said a thing
or two Tm none too easy about
Frogskin Raincoat
Snakeskln umbrellas for women and
frogakln coats for men art two of the
latest fashions. The snakexklns art
sewn together, and a pondfui of frogs
la required to mukt a single water
proof coat
fvrr epaadr and aff-etW arlwm. Dr.
Paarr'e "Uacd Shot" baa ao aiual. a.
ffroria dnaa claan ovt Worm or Taiwvorm.
7 a raarl St.. N. T. adv.
Induttrial Revolution
I have read that It used to take
two sheep to clothe a woman; now
I am assured that tt takes but a
single silkworm. Blr Ueory Mo
Cardie.
SAY "BAYER ASPIRIN" and INSIST.
Unless you see the "Bayer Cross" on tablets you are
not getting the genuine Bayer Aspirin proved safe
by millions and prescribed by physicians for 25 years.
DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART
5
Aaphia hi Cat tnds aauft at Barer
Accept only "Bayer" package
woicn contains proven directions.
Ttaady "Bayer" bosas of It tablets
Also bottles of 14 and 100 Druggists.
Xaaaiaatv at Mnanaa.t1aarM.am aallarUcaald
The Rarest Virtu
Lieut, Leigh Wade, tht famous flyer,
was the guest of honor at a dinner In
Washington, and In reply to an over
whelming convllment, bt said I
"I want to bt modest, so don't make
nit vain, for modeety la a rare virtue.
"Once, writing In an autograph al
bum, I came on this autograph t
"I dance because I must. Anna
Pavlova.'
"Then, below It, a furoous American
comedian had written I
"I sing because I cant Jot
Coyne."
So that my Ufa bt brave, what
though not longT Drummond.
Ruesiant Move to Citiet
Since 1023 the movement of popu-'.
latlon from the country to the cities
in Rueela bos added S.ono.oo to the .
urban population. The cities of Rus
sia now contain 2.N"ViO out of total .
population of l-M.MO.WO, says the
Pathfinder Magazine.
Th occasional a ef Romas Cr. Balaam
at Blaltl will prarant aal rallava tlr4 ar
and ara atrala. 171 raarl t. N. 1. Adrv .
West for Water Power
Sixty-nine per cent of the poten
tial waterpower resources of the
Cnlted States Is in ths 11 western'
states. The Columbia and Colorado
rivers art two major sources.
Says Dangerous Varicose Veins
Can Be Reduced at Home
Rub Cemtlyand Upward Toward
the Heart as Blood in Vaina
Flowa That War.
If you or any relative or friends are
worried because tf varicose veins, or
bunches, tht best advice that anyone
In thla world can give you It to ask
your druggist for an original two-
ounce bottle of Moone's Emerald 011
(full strength) and apply night and'
morning to the swollen, enlarged
veins. Boon you will notice that they
are growing smaller and the treat
ment should be continued until the
veins are of normal aim. So pene
trntlng and powerful la Emerald (HI
that even Piles sre quickly absorbed.
Tour druggist sells lots of It.
Try Kindnett on Cabbage
A Hindu scientist with a thorny
name declares that plants can feel
Grace Tabor of the Woman's Home
Companion agrees with him and In
sists that ths poor things are often HI
treated. The vegetarians ought to re
member this when they scold the meat
eaters. And plants grow better when
they are loved, like babies.
He sure that your sing will find
von out but If they don't your neign
bora will.
Father' Luck
Wife (during the quarrel) Anyhow,
you always were mean. Why, you bor
rowed 130 from father the nlglit you
proposed.
Husband Well, he looked so
pleased when I asked him for you that
I simply couldn't help IL
I
Untainted Reputation
First Typist Our fumlly la awfully
exclusive. Is yours?
Becond Mtto No, Indeed. W
havenl anything to be ashamed of.
Cuticura Talcum
is the Idea) Powder
Its purity, smoothness and fragrance,
Combined with antiseptic and prophy
lactic properties, which help to over
come disagreeable odoura, make It an
essential tolltt requisite. '
Snap Sta. 6lnttnaol ft) and SN. Talma . Sold nai ratawa.
t5i 'n- aaWaaipOaNaaraUaaralaita, Uaa St,
"aW" Cadaara Skariae Stick IS.
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