Takes Out
allpain instantly
ij
CORNS
Dr. Sertoli's Zuio-pads stop all pain
quicker than any ether known
method. Tsket but a minute to quiet
the wortt corn. Healing itarti at
once. When the corn It g'ie It never
come hack. If new thuea make tlx
spot "touchy" again, Zlno-paii
stops It inttantly. That's became
Zlno-paili remove thm cam 1
iretelng and rubbing of shoes.
Dr. Echoll'i Zino-padi art medl
Cated, antlteitlc, protective. At all
druuglat' and alio dealer ' 35c
DlSclwUs
Xino-pads
Put on ok (Ka pain If gnnJ
Garfield Tea
Was Your
Grandmother's Remedy
For every stomach
nd liittatlimt 111,
Tlila good old fash
ioned lierb home
remedy for consti
pation, atouiarh llll
and otlmr derange.
Inrnta of tlia aye-
tern 10 prevalent these day It In even
greater furor a family medietas
than la your gruudiuothur't day,
Kaep Stomach and Bowel Right
Kr rtTtnf Uhr tha ntnU arhr
vaanaUa, Infanta end cblklrwa iraan la u.
m.mCKTS SYRUP
Miwa aatoalakine.areurirlas raeults
( awl la half t euanaoa sift
ttA and laiwale wm at
tha eViaU at toMhloa
Una. Gaarantead fraw
f rata unnUit oo.
Mb J at. alcoJ w1
l fl hwrnral mmll
ia nit Sat. and
LTI eeiiafaetar-.
afaaholendaU
Mwrodfe
E3
ewlirneef
IonYNegu
Inflamed evIMt or ofhrr
re Irritation. You will
find a auotlilht ami eafa
.m.1 In MiTCMtLU
Bai l a arrant, at alt
v tnr druagieia.
Hianamillile and HWirhrifil CrMrw.l
til .iiiit Id ail ,ia ,f ha wurl.l. Man
I eM b-x.kiata lr. Hal llroa , 441
at. lair m , Ihlaaeo. III Kalabllahad Hit
l Aliir.n III w-l eil'IraaHne on-
Valoaa( fc. m. all malalla! fill nlahad . partlc
ulam fta II. .wall Cm . Ill W 1 ... Chlraeo.
Save Teeth and Dollars
I'M riX hms trttAtinvnl fv ljruri hf,
I rattier, Bt'-uth. (Mffl, ln1r mnA hl4iu
puma l .ir trial b"ftla. Oosr
In arlva (to PaMsfaimn wa 4 h-rfuMf
?. ml tur W--r Kl H-riX Is vjarant4
hartTilfS (ktrMH Wiiiidat fully KffM llv
troatmanl for all forms of mm IHmmh,
I XIV KRAAL l.A IIORATtlHI It")
III W. Kli M. Im A -., C-Vllf
A lM-.ti.l4 ra i niui
l."..r.-r
iH inMlii.wll Txfi.niffl a(ai 1 h-aaanilt .f ..a..a
wmtVaurr ftHlfr: ItlH'kl 1,1'. Afc r..nrrtrairr
or lit C. U Uairf Cu.,i(ik W.avtl Miaiilaa
and Ihaadtalr.i
IHH4..I.HJI vuia lntiat In llir lait
Ciir..inla i..iHtHiriia Nw, anfa l-lan f"f
amall Inraaiura lrM IlitlUtln. rummvm
, CrtN-kar Will, aaa Ktanclaro, rallf
Young Diplomat
lira. Juliet, mho wiia hully tweop
Ing tlia fliNir, wai iHithervd by Junior
Iiit Rinnll aon, until thf I'xrliilmed :
"Now, Junior, you alt on Unit rhalr
and when I Anita awcviilng I'm goln
to "punk you."
Junior rllmrMd Into the rhnlr and
ant brmidlng for a few nilntitcn
Klnally li aiild: "h, tnothi-r deir
I Jtit think you're the mti'tt tblng.
(if courte Unit aavvd tlia duy fo
Junior.
In Danger
"So Unit qtilot chap la In love will
Hetty. Well, they any ttlll wuh-r rum
dfep."
"(ih, yea. And alic'a got him In dootj
pr ttni n mi y other fellow alia ever flirt
d Willi."
Turned Down
Ann (nithor atout) Ynu wnnt to
miirry me! You're qulla nnihltlnuxT
Ted Yea, I nlwnya alrlve for Idg
thing.
All grent men are In aome degrof
Intlilred. 1eero.
Sure Relief
Th rrwit vlu of Batt-Ani In th
fHrfof dlifstlvs disorder! utlhs storfMch
nd bowtists provtd br Itt ubstsntlnl
Incrvasf In uss svtrjr ymt for tha pctsi
iUiny ysart. Prompilr and props rlr
, taken ws hava nsvsr known It to fall,
lend for frsa mylsi to Utll A Carina.,
Oranasburg, N, V,
Forlactljr lUrtalaaa tm Tauj w 014
FOR INDIGESTION
25 and 75t Pk j'j.Sold Everywhets
FACIAL ERUPTIONS
I tmilglitlr and annoying lm
proved by one ai'plicatlun of
Resinol
OUR COMIC SECTION
. MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL
Wit ''KkClA vui latut aor a MTTS-'"' . ( -run is foom a aiau i wbut to
) iiV V' Me Mg 0CAO IT OUT I fcMOO. a Sf MMUUfi A TRIP
vV I louq iRtue, m wt caw au vVtv I totm ftxrw &e tsiAuPf mm
V y. gUJOW fT , ( J 1 HR PJMSM iSt a H1 f
j
iMt WRlTtTS THAT gMCS PomY My' L- 'Vj''?mcSZ Wfr
1J THf PCABL DUTHlCTJ BUT ' 1 C92tSS
MVhT BEtH AOvt TO OtT OHl) 7 r '
s g
WMl.ral.iriparCBli tSSSS
THE FEATHERHEADS Pete's Just a Hoodoo for Felix
I J" K II
Huv-TboJITwooir NOW TANNv'-tHivX "Ml ViaST TmE PtTg.
TMiNtji-coHsiotaiMO- 8n"nv'D comb twtl X vt in
I "fct FtwITiMIS Wa'86 f BlOuT OvJT MCRB ... WN fcatTVltH I COT I
I INvrrio AMVWMtl?B t W CM HAOB A I KXCKID POWN ftWINO-
V tuhik Nbo MiaaT Hivj , V Bm,:l1 ?ate5 j "i!?4 HH U
AccifTto the Muausj jnM at HOMt- y waffic
jBiO Tb TUB ShovO
itvsr "1 i
1 TbOK WM Off To BOWL T di rV C S y TST LK5 " -
ANB MS MCU OMTUTHB l , K WMX RtSWT IN
A LfHlE TOO Ion ANQ BBCXB. ,11 r JJ ( Turk MC lNn
A 3KV-U6MT, I GOT Wl'BY O I , Kf - ' T; ?
V ivb oh. ass -sbu don't ctu oV C lly. : AXoRMAL,TV
linin
Famous Last Words
Coconuts?
Writer Claima Vanity
1$ Spoiling Language
Vanity Is corrupting the Krencb
hingtiage, ttiyt Abel lSonnard. writer
of note, ... , ,
It la vnnlty, he anya, thnt lead peo
ple to prefer a new word, coined or
from another language, to the old one
they renlly know and underatnnd.
"The public liken to be fooled," he
remnrkt, agreeing with Mr. Rarnam.
He cite many word uted current
ly to dear-rlbe thing long uaed and
with nnmea of their own, but whleh,
for commercial piirponea, like the
hnrd-working rabbit akin In the fur
biixtne, have to be baptized anew
to create that "dealre to buy" In the
customer.
Thl vnnlty to have the ltet thing,
even when only the name la new, lion
nurd regfirdi a one of the chief dif
ference between the pnlng genera
tion of contervntlve people and the
"modernl.t." Mutiy people who are
"up to date," he obaervea, ahy at ex
preaalng themtelve clearly and need
obacure word and phrase to iortray
the bazlnea of their own mind.
DEMAND "BAYER" ASPIRIN
Atplrln Marked With "Bayer Crete"
Hat Bttn Proved Safe by Million.
Warning I Unlet you aee the nam
"llayer" on package or on tablet yoo
are not getting the genuine Bayer
Atplrln proved infe by million and
prescribed by phytlcluna tor 20 year.
8ny "liayer" when yoa boy Anplrln.
Imitations may prove dangerous. Adr.
First Playhouse Located
According to a writer In the Path
finder Mngnzlne the firtt playhduie or
theater In the United Btates was lo
cated In Wllllamtburg, Va. It was
built In 1710 doting the regime of the
colonial governor, Alexander Spots
wood. Churle Stagg and his wife,
Mary, eaientlally dancer, contracted
with William Lelngtton for the thea
ter. Some years before, in 1005, the
court In Virginia acted aa play cen
sor alao, having patted Judgment on
a performnnre of "Ye Bare and Ye
Cub" to aatltfy a complaint that the
coatnmea were objectionable. The
court fnond nothing objectionable,
however.
Barmtaat Skla Dlamawa
?nlrk!r rclltvad anil braird by Col'
arbollaalva, lavee no act re. No mtdl
cln chatt eompltt without It- 10a and
lOe at dmratata, or J. W. Cole Co.. 1J7
8. Euclid Ave. Oak Park, lllXdv.
Japan Developt Film Art
American motion pictures hava al
ways been popular In the Orient, and
thoae about Indiana, and the "Wild
West" have been especially popular.
Chaplin dims alao found ready
favor, but Japan la rapidly develop
ing a film art of Ita own. The moat
popular film In Japan ' today Is one
called "School master Matsumoto." It
ta an extremely simple story of the
grammar grades, the climax being the
rescue by the schoolmaster of one of
his pupils who has fallen Into the
river. The film, though so simple In
theme as to arouse wonder among
American movie expert, ran for full
year continuously lu Tokyo.
WMAVIBT KFIIET FOB FTTMA
Vaad br aotad dw-lor 4 yra. I.a'( ordar
tnlraa foe arlll follow dlraetloaa. aaad II or
wrlla MADDEN COMPANY. Boa ?!. B
Paaa, Tuia, Car full iDfortnaJlttn. Adv.
Ca$e of Example -Charles,
age Ave, .watches closely
his twelve-year-old brother Mortis.
As It happens Morris is fond of
bftoka, and each nljtbt ke replies to
father's call to go to bed: "Aw, dad,
wait a minute till I finish this chap
rl" One day Charles wss entertaining
almtelf by reading a book, already
known by heart, when mother called:
"Charles, come here, dear, and pick
up your block; they're scattered all
over the floor.",
"All tight, mother," he replied In
a preoccupied manner. "Wait till I
finlsb Uils chapter."
Wrtahfa Indian Vnratabt putt eorrael
In.llnfatlon, fonmlpatlun. Ilrar complaint,
billuuaneaa. t'oata yon nothing to and fua
trial boa to 171 Faarl St, N. T. Adv.
An Ideal Toy
Jones I wunt a drum for tha baby.
And can you give me a pair of bead
phones with It?
Clerk Head phoneat What for)
Jones So the baby can bear it and
the rest of us can't
Whnt mitkea life drenry la the want
of motive. Ceorge Eliot.
Says Dangerous Varicose Ueins
Can Be Reduced at Hon:
Rub Centlyand UpwardToward
the) Heart at Blood in Veins
Flow That Way.
If yon or any relative or friends are
worried because of varlcosevelns, or
hunches, the bet advice thtir anyone
In thl world can give you la to nk
your druggist for an original two-
V menl
GIRLS, GOOD HEALTH
MAKES YOU
ATTRACTIVE
ongm
Eyes,
Rosy
Check
Males
Woman
Beautiful
fit t -i 1 ?
Talia a boll U or two o thai walUki
fc-rUI TonK Dr. PielXe'.
GoldenMedicalDiscovery
ft Impn Yomw HliS CnanxD
AO DrugsUta
I Qkk falitl A pUan mtimaln r,tug.
k. umj vJVaj ajnajaf
BV llaTWIIWUlM
CALIFORNIA
STATE APPROVED LANDS
Small Improved farma la well tttabllihed
tetUeinent. Fruit, alfalfa, dairy, Lviff, poul
try. Churchea, high tchool, graruoiar anboola.
Alionnlniprovei land with Brut water rights.
ay term. Yi rlta rnta ranat, I
For Indigestion, Dyapapala, etc
Relieves OlatreM after Hurried
Meals or Overeating, Selng a
gentle laxative), it keeps the dl
gesthre tract working normally.
30c & 90c At all Druggists.
G. S. 6RICN, Inc. WOODBURY, H. j.
PARKER'S
HAIR BALSAM
aw. I IluMI (Hopa Haw tajBaf
Boaartr Gray ul Fadad Hah
HOMoroa bor ajta
tTwwi Lbwa. Wt. .P.uLWw T
M ana a. o at Draawteta.
'lvo
HINDERCORN8 iu.o.cj-
km, oifl., atop &U IsaJsx, ansaraa nun fort to lbs
fci, aukxs waiklBfj iut. Us br tMil or at lra
f isia. UiMox Chsiirtt Wocaa, PsAcAuaros. . X.
MEND lU W POK BKiH Ost,!l
Ail Wool Bulls, dark tfrajr, bill fancy, brw
fsjMrr, black toner, als-a 14 to II. MU4
pr ps Id. Monsf bak (uaraotM. P. O Hem,
BurUnsto Its. 1411. Omaha. Nsbraaka.
FOR OVER
200 YEARS
haarlem oil haa been s world
wide remedy for kidney, liver and
bladder disorders, rheumatism,
lumbago and uric add conditions.
HAARLEM OIL
I r.T ! !! I
correct Internal troubles, stimulate vital
organs. Three siaes. All druggists. Insist
Co the original genuine Goca Msoau
W. N. U, PORTLAND, NO. 1S-1927.
Ingeniou Swindle,
Infested with moles, the commons
of Martlgnyburg. Switzerland, of
fered bounty of ten sons for every
creature destroyed. Tha lulls were
to be produced as proof. One man
brought In a prodigious array of talla.
Suspicion waa aroused and a scien
tist was asked to Investigate. TJse of
a magnifying glass dlndoaed a boas
on large scale. The man would
catch one mole, ahave off Ita hair, cot
a round shoe lace Into short bits, soak
them In glue, then roll them In the
hair. Dozens of talla were produced
In this way.
Dog Mot hen Pigt
Mothered by a dog, four pigs are
thriving on a farm at Kllmucrennan,
Donegal, Ireland. A sow on the farm
gave birth to a litter of IT pigs. About
the same time the dog Bud puppies.
The farmer drowned the puppies, to
the dog adopted the four plh't froia tin
sow.
The mnn who spends his money ilk
water Is supposed to Uquldute bit
debts. ,
ounce bottle of Moone's Emerald Oil
(full strength) and apply night and
morning to the swollen, enlarged
veins. Soon you will notice that they
are growing smaller and the treat
ment should be continued until the
veins are of normal sl?e. So pene
trating and powerful Is Emerald Oil
that even Piles are quickly ubtorbed.
Your druggist sell lot of It.
Cuticura Preparations
for All the Family
For fenerations Cuticura Saao and Olm.
havr afTnrdwl tha rniraat HfMti mrA
most satisfactory method of ptomoting snd
maintaining a healthy condition of skin
snd scalp. Tender-faced men find the
froely-lt-'terlng Cuticura 8 having Stick a
necessity. Cuticura Talcum la an Ideal
powder, cooling and refreshing.
Snap ff), OlntnMwt SI and Via. Tainan ttV. M mif.
h..r. ftaimiia .nrlt fi-vo. AjiJraaal "OalUata lialwia
latUa, thrt fij. Utllaa, llaaa "
tfJT toucan Sbarlae Stick Ita,