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KITCHEN
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CHOICE FOODS
The following illahoa ni'vor load
llmlr iriatlii, lis tluy me olioli'e 11111I
di'Korve llii'lr ioiulurliy t
'H' 1 1; Bavarian Craam.
"tiIT1 0 s"llk ,wo ,l,,,lo"l,wm'
fula of u'ltttlti In olio-
v?i l lfl tlilnl of a cupful of colj
watiT, UlKaolva In oni
f.nirlli riifut of liot
iwain i ailil one lmlf cujv
ful of Miifiir and Ilia
. whip from a ilnt ol
fream, wlim llm mixture ln-glna to
Ihk'kMi. Cut and fold lu the cream
without atlrrlng. Flavor with taullla
and mold.
Naaatlrode Pudding. Cook twenty
Inrise cliealnula, or doulile the quuu
tlty of the imall onea In augnr alrup
until tender. I'ut all of the nuta Into
amull iiletea, the reat iut thnniKh a
lev. Cook two tulileaiKHinfula uoh
of curranla and aultaiia rulalua In th
mine alrup until tender, then add the
aiiN) amount of preaerved plneaiilo,
cht-rrlea, pluina or elher fruit to tha
plecea of cheatnut and let them cool
In the alrup. Cook th lealen yolka
of four eci!. mixed with three fourtha
of a cupful of augur and a pint of
thin cremn. Cook until the uilxtura
coma the apoon. Add the alfted
cheatnuta and paaa the whole through
a line aleve. Cool and partly freete,
then add a cupful of whlp'd cream
and Hnlah freeilng. Add the fruit and
nuta drained from the alrup and pack
In mold. I'reaa th cover In placa
over piece of wrapping paper and
lt-t atnnd Id Ice and an It for an hour.
Serve wllh whipped cream, aweetene
with the alrup or fruit Julcea.
Virginia 8plcd Ham. A two Inch
alh-e of ham la needed for thla; rub
with a teaapooofut of muatard and two
tableapoonfula of brtiwo augur. I'laca
In a buklug pan, pour over one-half
cupful of water with a tubleapoonful
of vinegar, cover and bake for twenty
mlnutea.
Egg Fuyon. Fry on onion and on
cupful of celery In tahleapoonful of
butter or oil until tender. Ileal five
egi;a. add with three fourtlia of cup
ful of chicken cut Into dice, add to th
vegetable with one tableapoontul of
Chinee aaui-e. Cook until th egg
are t. Mak neata of hot boiled
rice well aeaaoued, and aerv with
tfie fuynn.
Layer cake, rich and luacloua, amafl
rakea of varloua kluda, or apong
cake huked In gem pan and cut
open, the Innlde crumb removed and
filled with whipped cream, are all well
liked. The rolled Jelly cake la another
favorite with a cup of tea. Cak
with diah of fruit, canned or freah.
a cup of fa, coma or coffee, will
b good flnbtb to the light aupper.
Seasonable Sandwich.
There la no aeaana for aandwlrtie,
for they are alwaya In aeaaon. but at
certain time of
year we Ilk cer
tain type of
aandwlrtie.
S a n d wlchaa.
Cut wlill bread
one fourth of an
Inch In thlrkneaa,
trim off the cruata
and ' apread half
th allcea with butter and the remain
ing half wllh mayonuala dreaalng.
Chop two down or more queen olive
very fine, add half their ineaaur of
pecan nut mcata; molaten with may
onnala and apread generously. I'ut
together In pair, preaa edgea together
and cut In trlanglea. (iarnlah with
tiny pipe cut from green lieppera.
Egg la Moutard 8andwieha.
Chop fin all hard-cooked egg. Melt
one half ciyiful of butter, add tha egg
and on tahleapoonful of trench mua
tard, two tahleMpoonfula of vinegar,
on tahleapoonful each of finely
chopped tarragon leave, chervil, para
ley and chive. To all lightly to
gether, eon with aalt and black pep
per. Mix thoroughly and apread while
hot between allcea of bread delicately
toasted and well buttered. Berv hot.
Klddl' Birthday Sandwlch
Cut whit bread Into thin allcea, ahap
with a rectangular cookie culler with
scalloped edite. Kpread generously
with pimento butter. Cover with
piece of th aama al but from
which amull piece have been removed
with email fancy vegetable cutter.
Pimento butter la prepared with
creamed bulter and plmentoea, put
through aleve.
LanUn Sandwich. Chop hard
cooked egg and pound to puat wllh
anchovleij, allowing two anchovlea to
each egg. Heaaon with aalt, pnprlka,
daah of cayenne, molaten with anlad
dreaalng and apread alternate allcea
with the egg mixture and niayonnalae.
Trim off the cruata, preaa together In
pair and cut Into nnrrow atrlpa.
Serve with dinner aalad.
Alchovy, Flah and Egg Sandwich.
Take on cupful of finely minced
boiled flah, add two finely chopped,
hard cooked egg, one-half doren an
chovle aklnned and finely chopped,
one-half of medium aixed cooked
beet, chopped. 8enaon well with aalt
and pepper. Kerv aa filling for whit
bread anndwlchea wllh mayonnula
and tprlnkled with apray of chicory
or walercreaa. Oarnlah wllh allced
ollvea, and pearl onion arranged
around the allced ollvea.
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NOW IT CAN BE TOLD
"Oh, dntlily," anld the young lndy
"Mra, Jonea anld you were Hi hand
aotnent until on our at reel."
"Wlmt'a Unit?" naked the fnlher.
There wna a brief alienee, then the
daughter ahook her heiid and anld,
"Well, I gueaa It'a true, it 1 1 right.''
"Whnt'a true!" aaked the fill her.
"That every tint you compliment
man lie make you reut It."
Clirlatlun Science Monitor.
TROUBLESOME VOWELS
"Can't he ateak plainly? I heard
him any certain vowela gav tilia
trouble.
"Oh, h waa referring to hi L 0.
Ua.
Our Sham World
All that clliura la net old."
Hut hara'a tha truth, thnuah bitter;
Lota of pnil that wa know
Ara aatliflrit wllh (lltlar.
Tha Amartcaa llujr Mainln.
An Accident
"My wife had motor accident ye-
tvrday."
"I'm aorry. Waa ther much dam
age done?"
"A fair amount A amaahed up
bark and aever:il acrewa looac"
"Your poor wife!"
"oh, you wer referring to her?
8he only got broken leg." Karl-
katureo, Oalo.
Short and Sweet
Rlmpeon waa on hie l-ul!ihed and
the din-tor hail been (Mailed to tell
him there waa no lne.
'! hope you broke th nrwa to him
gen My," aotihed the tearful Wife.
tlh, yea," replied th phyalulan
brtxkly. "I told him If he had any
hill to pay he'd better not wait till
the Aral of th month." American
Legion Monthly.
The Flirt on the Phone
"Hello I i'eggy apeaklng who I
thlar
"It'a Frank, aweetlieart."
"I can't underalunil yon."
"Mateo K for Fenlle. II for Robert,
A for Arthur, N for Nat and K for
Kenneth."
"Hut ilea reat, which on of th flv
ar your
NOT. PRESERVED
"And the ioor thing waa caught
In the frightful Jam."
"What happened to hert"
"Maahed to Jelly."
Word With Many Meaning
Kant la th way tn aland,
Yal, too, I know,
It la tha war I ouht
Not ha or o.
Sign of Age
Doctor Your father aeem hale anil
hearty at the age of one hundred and
four.
Mountaineer Tep. but piip'a allppln.
T'other day I heard tilth any he reck
oned he'd tke tip the game of gulf.
Why Not?
Ttevenna Collector 80 yu object to
paying Inheritance tax?
jonea Ku re, I do. The lawyer got
the Inheritance let them pay th
tail
A Great Leeeon Her
"Now, honey boy, gel buay and mak
1 million dollnra." ,
"Can't you love me uiileai I have a
million dnlliirar
"A little lea might do, hut the mod-
trn girl doei not love In amatl way."
Between CirU
"I cnnld never Ilk that man."
"Then why ar you engaged to
him?"
"I nver carry my dlallkei to ex-tremea."
Powers WinsVictory
Over Rheumatism
Aftr Gaining lMif From Tor.
Iwrei of Hhumiiliim umi AIL
mtnlt (.'(lined by Kun-lhiwrt
tUmtlillon, .Wronerno (eilnu
rnm )initor H null f-Verjon to
Know About J unfile.
"When I liegnn
takiup Tanlao,"
aaya William J.
rowera, well-known
real aurau I operiitor,
living at I -11 aillli
Htrect, Haeraiiieiitii,
Calif., "I waa aiif
forma torture from
rheiiiiiatiam. l'aiu
in my Joint iKitlier 1
eU me o that one ol
my arma lierame umIkm. I conlil not
Work, i auffereil torineiiting pain alltli
time. My nighla wer trying hour of
leepleaanea and pain.
"Then 1 liegnn taking Tanlao. I
want the world to know liout llila
woiulerliil pain reliever. Fur il baa re
turned to me my luat heallh."
Taulao la helping tlioiiaaiiila of men
ml women to dorp good health. Ill
nature' remedy made from raita,
liarka ami lirrli. It relieve constipa
tion, tone up (luggiah liver, put
loiuach in liaie, and ln ilila atrength.
llet rid of pain, lhm t let yoiirarlf
become weak and aerawny. Itegain
good health. Take thia wonder tonie
nil remedy. Iteaulta from lint botllo
maaiug. At your druggiat'a.
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IRRITATIONS
their imdiat relief al
kaaling doctora preaenb
Resinol
Don't Want to Hear
From th manner In which emu of
our public men act, they would aeem
tn keep a deaf ear lo th ground.
Norfolk Virginian Pilot.
DEMAND "BAYER" ASPIRIlt
Tak Tablet Without Far If You
Se th Safety "Bayar Cro."
Warning I t'nlea you e th nam
Itayer" on package or on tableta you
are not getting th genuine Bayer
Aaplrln proved anfe by million and
preecrlhed by phyalcluna fur 20 year.
Fay "Ilayer" when you buy Aaplrln.
Iniltatlona may prove dangeroua. Adv.
Fxplnrer from the Ttrltlah maaeum
found two brim xe water pumpa hurlnl
on the alt of an ancient Ktruacan
city.
BABIES CRY
FOR "CASTORIA"
Prepred Especially for Infanti
and Children of AU Age
Mother I Fletcher' Cnatorla ha
been In una for over .10 year a 11
pleaaant, hannleaa auhatltute for Caa
tor Oil, Paregoric, Teething Prnpa and
Soothing HyrupaM Contalna no narcot
ic. I'rover) direction are on each
package. I'hyxlclnn everywhere reo
omm.end It.
The genuln bear tlgnntur of
Bill r.aviaci im.
Fh Silt gvirywhtr, I Oati Itr.
FARg UtORATORT CO ftaa Aotnla,lta
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CURST COLDS aai lURg 1HH0AT. A Ilia)
rV. N. U, San Franclwo, No, 10-1927.