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Get Rid of that Cough.
y W ,.,A J
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. 7. Dittemore
Eugene, Or "I had (or yean been
lublect to iM'lla of brnnchiti, I never
passed a winter without hiving 1 spell.
At nitcht when 1 would lie down tnd
try to get my rest, the cough would be
the wont, consequently 1 gut verv little
ileep or rest. I tried many different
medicine but never found anything that
would relieve me until I began taking
Dr, I'ierce'i Golden Medical Discovery
and it stopped my rough and 1 have not
had an attack of bronchitii tince. It
liai given me more help than all the
other medicinci combined. It il fine
medicine for dccp-seaied eonghi and
bronchial trouble. L. T. Dittemore,
252 Lawrence St.
Obtain Dr. Piercc'i Discovery now in
tablets or liquid from your neighbor
hood druggist. You will quickly feel
the beneficial effect. Write Dr. Tierce,
President Invalids' Hotel in Buffalo,
N. V, if you dctire free medical advice.
At It Sounded to Him.
Little four-year-old Chariot waa vis
iting hit grunlareii(i In the country.
One morning he heard a mule braying
for the first time and running Into the
bouse he etvlnlmed, "Oh, grao'ma, one
of tin-in horaluv hat dot the hoopim
tough."
Unkind Suggestion.
Mother (trying to patch up a quar
rel MfWD young lovert) "Now,
Mildred, you mustn't mind Willie's
frelfulness; he's Just temperamental.
you know," Mlhlred-"Oh, really! I
thought perhaps he wat teething,"
Huston Transcript.
Bird With Four Legs.
The discovery In Ilrlllsh Guiana of
a bird with four Ifgt wat announced
rwently. The rmtted hoatiln, opls
tliixomu r It at us, the only survivor
of a race of birds. Inhabit the moat
secluded parts of the forestt of South
America.
Biblical Expression.
The expression "whlted sepulchre'
la found In the Illble, Matthew 23:17
"Whlted sepulchres, which Indued
appear beautiful outward, but are
within full of dead men's bones,"
Brother Williams.
Adam give a rib ter make a woman,
hut I bet you he said ter hlseoir, after
he went to housekeepln', "I wish I'd
'a' kept ilute rib!" Atlanta Constitu
tion.
Collecting That Living.
"Ills world owes you a II via', son,
aid 1'ncle Kben, "but you may have
to hit It wit a hoe or a shovel to re
mind It of de obligation." Washing
ton Star.
Prison Living Cost.
The average cost of maintaining a
man In prison In the United States Is
$375 a yar.
After Marriage.
An old flame has put an end to
many a match. Mlddlobury Blue Ba
boon,
Horses In Algeria.
Algeria It said to contain more
horses than human beings.
Pony't Height.
A pony Is defined at a borte undor
thirteen hands high.
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"Have taken lour Bark-Root Tools for
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By MARGARET MIDDLETON
(St by W, O, Caspmoa.t .
WOULDN'T drestn of accept-
"I
lug your half-price offer," said
Mrt. Marvin, with all the lib
eral Ingenuousness of a new
tnd happy bride.
"I need work to sorely," explained
Itoslyn Boyd, "that I am willing to
tuke anything I can get."
He was a gentleman, the taw that
lilt fare showed cultured Intelligence.
"Vou teem to be very anxious," the
suggested, In a sympathetic, womanly
way, and more than anxious wat the
reply.
"We are hard pressed, my tick wife
and two little children. About all I
know It photography, Until recently
I had quite a luvrative position, pho
tographing teenery for a railroad coat
puny, My work for them wat com
pleted tome tlme'tgn and I have had
lo pick up what business I can In tills
way."
"Very well, you can take a photo
graph of the house yes, and soother
of the garden and prlut up half a
doien of each."
Two dayt later, when Boyd deliv
ered hit order, he departed from hit
generous almoner well paid and with
1 the promise of more work. Within
the week Mrs. Marvin sent hlin to
lis If a doxen wealthy friends. Then
the called at the humble home of
the photographer In her limousine,
brought dainties for his Invalid wife,
'provided for the children and scat
tered sunshine generally In the Boyd
household.
Of course, Boyd wat deeply grate
ful. Whenever he met Mrs. Marvin
she had a pleasant, encouraging word
for him. Her friends helped her to
send word to Boyd. He found him
self hopeful, prosperous, happy.
One morning it he c lis need to pttt
the elegant home of the Marrlns, he
viewed a scent that at one troubled
him. Mr. Marvin was Just leaving
, the house. He came down the slept
! with an angry face, evidently greatly
disturbed. He was a handsome man,
but his features seemed to show
traces of dissipation. I'retty Mrs,
Marvin stood within the vestibule, one
hand extended as If appealing to him
to return. Then as her husband
swung away she crouched bark, cov
ering her face with her hands as If
In dire distress.
"Trouble 1 Oh, 1 hope not. though It
seemt to." reflected Bovd. sorely dls-
i turned, oq account of his good, kind
friend. Then his thoughts were ab
ruptly disturbed as a friendly hand
touched bis shoulder.
"Hello, Boyd, list you doing In
this aristocratic quarter?" balled his
chsllenier. whom be recornlied as an
'old-time friend.
"I am having a good deal of work
In the neighborhood," explained Boyd.
"Know the Marvlnsr
"Oil, yes. Mrs. Marvin hat taken a
special Interest In Influencing commis
sion for me In her society circle."
"A sweet little Isdy, that," com
mented bis friend. "Wasn't that her
huxband who just walked away? A
fine fellow, but spoiled. Money, so-
rlul standing, a charming wife, but
fast on the downward path, I fear."
"I had not heard of that." mur
mured Boyd, very greatly troubled.
"She didn't know the worst and he
didn't realise It," went on the other,
"80 far hit weakness Is only getting
with a lively crowd of old college
diuma and dissipating. Too can In
fer what that will lead to In time. He
has a bout, any ones a week, la brought
home Jolly but boisterous, is all savage
and disgruntled the next morning. It's
breaking that poor little woman's
heart"
All this was a revelation to loyal
Roslyn Boyd snd he wat deeply
grieved. Mrs. Marvin called him In
a day or two later to see' about en
larging some family pictures. He
fancied he could trace a repressed
sorrow In her manner, the lines of
care about her flnely-rblaeled Hps.
However, he dared not broach the
; subject resting weightily on hit mind,
nor proffer the earnest, helpful sym
pathy that stirred his houett soul.
"Poor woman! If I could only as
sist her," wat the constant burden of
hit thoughts. He saw the friend who
had advised hltn of the situation and
told hltn of hit gratitude towards Mrs.
Marvin, bit anxiety to be of service
to her.
"You can't break Info 1 family row,
you know," he wat advised. "You'd
get 110 thaukt If you did. It't Just
thlt way: If Marvlu could be made to
know and see the ridiculous figure
he mskes. He would probably be
shocked Into behaving himself."
"I've got an Ideal" mused Boyd
alowly and hopefully, and he proceed
ed lo carry It out. He waa an expert
photogrnpher, as hat been laid. There
came to hltn an Inspiration to use
lilt art to produce a military Im
pression upon the reckless Marvin,'
After that for nearly two weekt
Marvin had n tiiudow without tut
I peeling It. Secretly but diligently
Boyd followed him through two of hit
recklesa "hotitt with the boyt." It
wnt the morning after the last of
these esriipudcs that Boyd appeared
In lilt private office.
"Mr, Mnrvln," he snlil, at they were
alone, "I hnve called to show yon
tome photographs."
Marvin had met him several timet
tnd wat civil enough, but evidently
bored. The effects of hit prevlout
night's debauch had unnerved him.
He wat unhinged, probably ashamed,
possibly repentent.
"The pictures comprise a series,"
went on Boyd. "They cover the do
ing! of a man I deeply esteem, but
who hit fill Jen upon evil wsyt. I
hope you will he patient while I ex
hibit them, and then tell you how aud
why they were taken,"
Marvin regarded hit visitor with
slight suspicion. He gave a violent
tart and flushed deeply at he glanced
tt the first of the pictures Boyd band
ed blru.
Then he forgot rancor and resent
ment at thlt overt Invasion of hit
strictly personal affairs.
He was the center of all the pho
tographs shown. In the Drat he wat
depicted with men, soma of whom be
would not even have recognized In
his right senses.
The second showed hltn leaning
from an automobile, a senselessly sil
ly expression on his face, throwing
colnt to a hideous, Jeering mob fol
lowing the machine.
In a third he was being held np
by two others while he made a speech
to grinning crowd at a ttreet cor
ner, Another showed him clinging to
a lamp post, helpless. 80 down the
Hue, a truthful delineation of a tip
pler's progress.
"I suppose," he observed, looking
up finally In a chagrined, sli sine faced
wty, "that you wish to soil me these
photographs to get them out of the
wayr plainly Intimating a suspicion
of blackmail.
For reply Boyd setxed the package,
tore the cards to fragments and
threw them Into a waste basket.
"No, Mr. Marvin," he said, "I only
wished to bring borne to you what the
dear, loyal wife who loves you so
truly might feel, If she ever saw you
as you have been. Ob! sir"
"You need not go on!" cried Marvin
poignantly, aprluglug to his feet He
had aelxed the hand of his visitor fer
vently. His eyes were Oiled with
tesrs.
"Never again i ha said. "First
shame, remorse, then confession. I
tm going home to tell my wife tbst
she need sit up no more fearing the
unstesdy step that has terrified her
In the past. Heaven bless you for a
true, honest friend 1"
It was a bappy faced Mrs. Marvin
who called at the Boyd borne the next
day, a hopeful hearted, fervently
grateful woman. Tearfully she told
Mrs, Boyd of whst her husband had
done. Then, facing the noble, embar
rassed fellow, ahe threw her arms
around bis neck aud kissed him as
might a dear, dear sister.
PotsibU to Insur
Almott Anything Note
. Some motion-picture theaters are Is
suing cards to their patrons stating
that they may "laugh their head off,
for they are Insured." The manage
ment has purchssed a form of policy
which reimburses It In case of medical
attention for anyone suffering from
hysteria at a result of laughing at
the Dim.
Thlt II only one of the many queer
"rlskt" now covered by Insurance. A
father of twin daughters, fearing they
might be kidnaped, obtained a bur
glary and theft policy on them which
remained In effect several years and
waa canceled when the twlna grew
up. Insurance against the arrival of
twins has been frequent to Indemnify
parents for any financial setback. A
driver of Keklmo dog obtained a pol
icy to protect him against claims that
might be set up by persons bitten.
Msrlne companies Insure all sorts of
articles. A gambler Insured his gold
snd dlsmond dental work against hold
up and theft and Inventors obtained
1 policy on an Ingenious model of the
Holy city to reimburse them In case
their valued possession was damaged
by Ore, shipping, or was stolen. A
young woman Journeying to this coun
try from Europe to offlclute as a Judge
at a conference of perfume manufac
turers, bad her nose Insured against
any accidental damage that might be
suffered before the contest, Impairing
her efficiency. 1'opular Mechanics
Magaxlne.
5picf Not Harmful
Few Itemt are more essential than
spice to the well being and comfort
of our people. Muny thlugi would
not be used at food If they were not
made palatable by the use of spices
and flavoring extracts. While per
fectly good and wholesome themselves
some foods are not appetlxlng and
would not be relished unless flavored.
The Idea that apices are unhealthy
or cauae certain troubles hns been
proved to be unfounded. On the con
trary, spices are largely Instrumental
in increasing appetite ana awing 111
gestlon, and are known to be very
wholesome and necessary with our
dally food. In Mexico and other tplce
producing countries, where the natives
use large quantities of spices In nearly
all their foods, people live as long
at Americana, If not longer. Tea and
Coffee Trade Journal.
Mighty City of London
Resident of London, as well as vis
itors, are quite unequal to vlsuullxlug
that 8,000,000 persons dwell In Great
er London. This Is 2,1100,000 more than
the vest continent of Australia and
only 1,5(X),()(R) fewer than the popula
tion of Canada, There are 11,000 per
tout to the square mile in London,
compared with less than two In Aus
tralia, aayt the Vancouver Province.
Bated upon their taxable value, the
building! of London are worth l.'too,
000,000 and It would require the whole
lifetime of several persons merely to
look at them. Greater London has
2,800 miles of streets and their upkeep
costs $19,000,000 a year.
FARM
HOLD PIGS BACK
FOR LATE MARKET
In the light of their past experi
ences, Diauy farmers no doubt are al
ready considering the question of
whether their next spring's pig crop
shall be full fed or light fed on pas
ture. The answer to this question, ac
cording to W. K. Carroll, chief of
swine husbandry at the college of ag
riculture, University of Illinois, de
pends upon two thing: (1) the prob
able price of new corn compared
with old, and (2) the relative price
which may be expected on the early
and lute market for the class of bogs
being fed.
"New com In the fall Is usually
cbesper thsn corn during the summer
months. In IKS the October-Xovein-ber
price of corn wss from 8 to 82
centa lower than the monthly price
from April to September. Hummer
com on the average was 27 cents
higher than October-November corn.
Average figures for the last five years
show that summer corn was from one
cent lower to six cents higher with an
average of about two cents a bushel
more thsn October-November com.
On the otber hand, average hog prices
during the last Ave years have been
from 65 cents to $1.40 a hundred
higher In September than in Novem
ber, the average being 86 cents.
"Let us assume now that two
bunches of March pigs are available.
We are to full-feed one of them on
pisturt for a September market. The
other we will carry more slowly on
lest dtlly feed and finish them on new
corn for the November market Under
some conditions the total concen
trates required to bring the two lots
of pigs to market weight may not be
greatly different Usually, though, the
lot carried on the light ration will re
quire somewhat more total feed be
cause they are maintained for a
longer period. They will always re
quire more pasture.
"Light fed March pigs will usually
weigh approximately 125 pounds by
the time new corn Is available. The
new corn which would be required to
bring them to a market weight of 223
pounds would, according to average
figures, represent an approximate sav
ing of 14 cents (seven bushels at two
cents) over the summer corn fed to a
full fed pig for his last 100 pounds
gala. On the other hand, the full fed
pig marketed In September, accord
ing to the five-year average, will bring
ILU1 more than his light fed mate
who waa finished on new corn and
marketed In November. According to
tide method of reasoning, waiting for
cheap corn Is an expensive practice to
the extent of $1.77 a head.
"The conditions which favor light
feeding of pigs on pasture are: very
high priced summer corn with a
rather definite assurance of much
cheaper new corn and not too much
difference In early and late market
for flnlahed hog. There hasn't beeu
a year during the last ten that would
shire a profit for light ted, late mar
keted hog according to the above
method of computation."
Sheep Most Profitable
Animal Raised on Farm
"Enough sheep on every farm to pay
the taxes," is a slogan suggested for
fanners of Christian county, Ken
tucky, iccordlng to a report Issued
by the state experiment station. It
might be adopted with profit by farm-
era In all section. A small flock of
some good wool and mutton breed
woald, if properly cared for, do more
than pay taxes. It Is an old sayln
that "the sheep wear a golden hoof."
Sheep Improve the lands on which
they grate and convert uselesa weeds
Into wealth.
The sheep hi the most profitable ani
mal that can be raised on the farm,
aud there are many abandoned fields
snd cut-over hill and mountain land
that could be utlllted as pastures for
large flocks with greater profit than
could be derived from the same num
ber of acres under cultivation.
411 in u 11 1 Minimi 11 hi
Live Stock Hints
tl I H I 1 1 1 1 1 1 I 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 r
If bogs are to he profitable, the pigs
most be guarded agalutt Intestinal
parasites.
e e e
Salt should be given horset sep
arately from their feed, and they
should be able to get It at all times.
Specialist! of the United Statet De
partment of Agriculture aver that san
itation in the care of hogt reduce!
losses from roundworm and other
source of death and runttiieas.
la planning the program for hog
raising it will be well to consider the
use of rape, one of the most depend
able of all forage.
About 33 per cent of all pigs far
rowed die before they reach the mats
ket, and the greatest number of them
die during the first ten dayt.
Horse are more the creaturet of
habit than any other furui animal.
Sudden changet In the kind or quality
of feed will often upset them, some
times seriously.
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Famous Contortionists.
The editor of the Lyons Newi main
tained the other day that Captain
Kidd was the greatest contortionist
in history, because be tat on hit
chest. But a reader begs to differ,
and presents Jacob, who lifted bit
eyet and fell on hit neck. Kansas
City Star.
California'! Tourmalines. .
In one respect loutbern California
ha the finest and most numerous gem
mines In the world itt magnificent
tourmalines. Nowhere else are found
such various colors, combinations of
colors, and different kinds aa In the
celebrated tourmaline mines there.
Dancing and Beefsteak.
It has been estimated that it the
energy which a person puts Into a
Charleston dance were employed Id
some gainful occupation, the compen
sation would suffice to support an av
erage family on beefsteak and onion
for from three to four days.
The Dougli Fir ,
The Douglas fir was made known
to science by Archibald Menzles, who
tent home preserved specimens In
1792. David Douglas first sent seeds
and apecimens In 1825, thus Intro
duclng into England the tree bearing
bla name.
London Blq Cork Market.
London la the world market for cork
and takes the greater part of the val
uable bark harvest of Spain and Por
tugal, the two countries whose toll
and climate especially favor the
growth of the cork-oak.
Chicken-Chaser:
An Ohio man grafted skin of a
chicken on his dog't back and now
the dog can chase himself. Illinois
Siren.
Moved to Arctic
The Eskimos were originally an in
land people, living on the shores of
lakes or streams, and only gradually
moved to the Arctic In recent times,
the latest researches on their origin
seem to show.
Endowment ,
The best philanthropy tor the fine
old American stock would be to en
dow a hlch chair. Duluth Herald.
Concentrate.
One secret of success is the early
discovery that you can't do every
thing. Boston Transcript.
Overmanned.
Some repair thopi have one me
chanic and six accountant. Rutland
Herald.
London'a Telephone Wires.
The telephone wire In London
alone. It Joined together, would ttretch
around the world SO timet.
Not In the Limelight
All the world't a itage, but s lot
of ut must work behind the scenes.
Boston Transcript.
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Vermont was the tint state to Issue
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tor the state tor two yean in June,
1785. In October of the tame year
Connecticut authorized the coining of
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Would Haunt the Grove.
The Boston Transcript found the
following advertisement in a Florida
newspaper: "Wanted, by an expired
South Carolina school teacher, age
forty-five, position as orange grove
keeper."
. Giggle and Law.
A New York court ha held It Is not
Illegal for a girl to laugh at a police
man. The giggle is thus given a' sta
tus among the inalienable rights.
Miniature Salt Lake
The water at the brine baths, Droit
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is supplied by natural springs, is ten
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as Is the case In Salt lake, Utah.
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