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! DESSERT SUGGESTIONS
A MS 1 1 which li eaay to prepare
mill 8hkI In look at, !:
Banana Prlnceee Pudding,
KiMiiiive tha akin and inaah all rip
uauanii nrnl iut Into I greaeed pint.
A ild a layer f apricot Jnm and bake
,ln a iiiinlrriita ovuu. Whip Ilia white
of two riiki, adillng four tauli-epoon-full
of augur and cover tlit puddlni;
browu In a lint oven until golden
brown. Herve liot or culd. Uarulali
with cherries.
Banana and Tapioca Sponge.
Stir half a cupful of uiltiut tapioca
Into two cupful of bolllug water.
Cook liulf an hour In (Inutile boiler,
allrrliiK occasionally. Add on halt
itraKpiHxifiil of ault. the (rated rind
and Jul'-e of lemon aud oushalf
ruiiful of auenr. fold In lha arhltaa
of two ciige, beaten light, aud cook
until tin egg la aet. Reuiov th
ealiia from four bananaa, and ellc.
t old lhite evenly through the tapioca.
(Serve hot with whipped cream.
i
' Lemon Cream Sherbet
! Take three-fourth of a cupful of
.Union Julie, four cupfula of water,
two egg whites, one cupful of cream,
two 1'iii'fuU of aug ir. Boll th auger
aud wiiter together for fir minute,
then root. Add th lemon Juice,
at rain and partly frees, attr tu th
cream and tha stiffly beaten g(
whites, then fliilah freetlng.
I Maw England PI.
The New Kngland plea hav at in
dividually all their own. It la th
spoonful or uiiir of molasses which
la addrd lo all berry plea.
j Brldg PI.
Tuke one cupful of date, three
fourths of cupful of nuts, on cup
ful of augur, one-fourth cupful of but
ler, four tnlilenpoonfulf of milk, two
egg yolks. Mix all together aud fold
lu (lie atlllly beaten white of two
egg, lluvur with vanilla and bak In
eu cruat.
Crap JulM Pudding.
Tuke one nnd one-half tablespoon
ful of gelutln, add oue-fourtb of a
jc-upful of cold water; after aoaklng
jfor a few uilnulea add one cupful of
bulling wut nr. Add three-fourth of
a cupful of augar, th julc of on
lemon, two orange and on cupful
(if grii Juice. Allow to tat, then
fold In the atlllly beaten white of two
eggs, whipping all to froth, Serv
without siiuce.
uO. !. VTaetara Newepaper Union.)
1 1
GIRUGAG
"It In nil very wall to b Imluatrl
oua," inys Indolent Imogen, "but why
be work horae when th prance
home get , tha allver-studded bar-
UrmV
SOMETHING TO
THINK ABOUT
B F. A. WALKER
WORKING
AT A convention held recently It
waa announced that ther war
1,000,000 woman in th United State
holding Jon.
In other word, that number of th
eex were doctor, lawyer, painter,
culptor, writer, crtrl, teach
era, aaleiwomen In fact, followed
loini "gainful" occupation. Tbey
wer th "working women" of Ui
nation.
But th adjecttv "working" 1
hard on to dm correctly, and an eaiy
on to apply In t wrong sense. '
What U a "working man" I la It
person who kep working noun? I
It om on who doe something with
his bandit
Mr. Edison sitting In nil laboratory,
apparently doing nothing for half t
day at a time, might b actually work
Ing much harder than th men who
war painting hi new garage.
Mr. Charlea Darwin one aald that
ah could not see why people mad
auch fui about her husbsnd. And
maid who was In th household
when b wis studying earthworms, d-
rrllied lb great man of science a
"pottering around th greenhouse all
the tin."
Th tm engine wsa the result of
th observation of an Individual alt
ting In front of fir doing nothing
but witch a kettle boll. Th principle
of th osclllitlon of th pendulum
wsa hit on by nan who saw a hang
Ing tamp swinging In church. He was
not attending to th bualnet of th
moment, hi prsyers.
Here I th paradox of work.
Judging by result th mind often
goe on working when th body I at
rent.
8o It I hard t defln "work," It la
alio hard to define a "working worn
an" or a "working man."
It I y to Imagine a woman who
had brought up a large family amltlng
sadly on hearing about th 8,000.000
women who worked.
She might admit ihat It waa true,
she had never had "business houra" In
the course of her vary actlv Ufa.
Ther wai no tlni In th day at which
ah had laid down her load of reapon
alblllttrs.
Then ther was th qnestton of
"sralnful occupation."
Kit waa not th bread winner of tha
group to which ah belonged. Dut ah
wa largely reaponallil for what Mr,
Herbert Hoover would call th ellml
nation of wait In th domestic econ
onif.
Not only wai ih th executive, th
nurchaslng agent of the establishment,
ah was alio, In a ipectal degree, the
octal director of the family.
A to the "gain" to th nation and
the it t, through her activities, that
wni ohvloua,
Million of women who hav had
to go out of th home of America are
helping th men to do th work of th
country. But It I Juat wU not to
forget th other who have th other
ort of Job cut out for them.
lift fcr MoClora Ntwapapar amalcat.)
O
Soldier Must Swim
Th aoldler at Fort Penning (0a.)
Infantry school who would avoid com'
pulsory attendsnc at wlmmlng
clones must learn to swim SO yards
any trok. and to cover 80 feet car
rylng a ten-pound weight Compulsory
attendnnr at swimming class ha
been made th rul of all rombatttnt
troop unit of tli garrison, and only
aoldler win have demonstrated their
ability to withstand the test ar re
lieved.
Musical Term
Th abbreviation 8vo atnnd for th
word octavo. Tb approximate dimen
sion! In Inch of such iheet I 6 by
B, Th common book-trad design'
tlon of aliai wa baaed originally on
tholr relation to sheet of paper
tnurlng 19 by 36. When folded to
8 leave and trimmed, each 6 by 9
Inch, It 1 th itandard dimension
of an 8vo, ....
ft
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This la th Isteat photograph of om
of th most popular motlon-plctur
actors Lewis Stone sppaarlng la
"Old Lev and New."
eHotclJtwioffdpkr
J Rp. futkrjor J J
if UOT m a radio outfit,"
nounced th Houm Detectlv,
"and last night I ..." ,
"Ton got KCB or something," Inter
rupted the Hotel Stenographer.
"Don't tell me about it, Kelly. It's
bad enough to be a radio fan, but
when you wave your fan you become
a aulaanc.
"Adam was th first radio fan. Be
took a spar part and mad a loud
speaker out of It, thus eliminating the
need for a radio In hi home. Itadln
waned In popularity thereafter and la
Just coming bark.
"No woman like radio. Why ahould
hT Every woman, like to do the
broadcasting for ber own home. All
day long alit Is by herself poking Into
closet corners with ber broom while
tb children ar at school and tb old
man I on th Job. She has to wsah
dishes end clean, scrub and launder
all by herself bersuse she bss nobody
to talk to except the baby.
"Wbc'. night cornea ah certainly
ught to be allowed to aay all th
thing she ha thought out all during
the time stie ha been alon In the
bouse.
"Kelly, th reason your wife gets
the best of every domestic argument
la because she figured her side all dur
Ing th day. 8h know Juat what
you will say and what ah will reply,
and It you do not say It, she haa a
reply already arranged for whatever
yon do aay. All day long ah mutters
and plana over th argutnaut until
ah ha It all worked ut
"Then you com bom at night and
buckla a couple of radio phone on
your bean and leave her with an un
argued argument In her system; no
wonder sh Is sore. But I am not like
that I am always willing for other
people to hav their say. What wer
you about to aay about your radio V
"I was going to aay It wa Just like
listening to you," answered Kelly, "It
chatter and I couldn't make any
ens out of It"
(Osrrtsht kr th. MoNtutht rnloata. Int.)
By Viola Brother Shore
FOR THE GOOSE
PLEASANT things la never too . un
important to be worth tellln. Un
pleasant thing la seldom Important
nough.
Even a smudge of Mascarr'a looks
beautiful around th eye of a beau
tiful woman.
If you burn a kid's fingers. It'll stay
away from matches. It's on'y after
they're grown up and got sense that
they go back again and again for more
ot the same.
FOR THE GANDER -
Love and war ,1 related by more
reason than General Sherman'.
When you're hungry think ot the
good meal you're gonna get And
when you're rutin' think at how hun
gry you're gonna be.
Olvln' a fool a college education la
pnttln' a load of book on a blind
mule's back.
tcoprrjsiiti
Hoping for tha Best
Mr. Pintop When do you expect
your wlf horn from the hospital?
Mr. Looebody Next Weduesday,
with luck,
Mrs. Pintop That' too bad. I
won't be able to visit her there be
fore Thursday but maybe she'll hav
a reiaps.
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.QAWS
By D0UQLA8 MALLOCH
ALL suddenly I sometimes come
Upon a face that seem like som
I used to know- vlthln the press
Of crowds, before I think, or guess,
A fuc appear, and dlauppeurs,
And, for an Instant, all the year
Are all forgotten: "There I Jim!"
Or "There I Gertrude!" Then, from
dim
Old day, old grief reminds me, "No;
I'm sorry, but it 1 not so. -
Your friend ar gone beyond recall
These ar reseinblurfce, 1 all."
But, you who look so much Ilk Jim,
Do you, In truth, resemble lilm T
And you who look o much Ilk ber
Why, even choose the self-som fur
To wear, and Ilk the self-same
things
When such a moment memory bring,
I wonder If you walk the way
With her glad laughter every day,
And work so well, and play so well?
Ah, yes, If truth the truth could telL
I wonder are you worthy of
The face that w used to love?
YM, when tb motley crowd psase on.
And when your faces, too, are gone,
I pray that you, who wear her look,
Tak np each talk a once in took
Her own, a sweetly, patiently.
And yon, In whom old Jim I see,
I hop a bit Ilk Jim you live,
And (mil, and toll, and give, and give.
And sometimes, too, I stand apart
And ask myself, sk my own heart,
"Ar yon a kind, a clean, a tru.
A ome on else that some on
knewr
(g) kr MoClar Natpapvr (rndleata.)
WHEN I WAS
TWENTY-ONE
V JOttrH KAYB
At Twenty-on: Rupert Hugh
Took a Flyer Into Comlo Opera,
MAT THE age of twenty-one I
H made a libretto for a comic
opera which a canny manager refused
to produce unleaa the composer and
I raised 83.000. I telegraphed my
father and he put op my ahare by
wire. Th opera lasted one night
"Next I telegraphed him that I had
a chance to buy Into a very promis
ing magaxln for 8300. I got In and
It cost him 82,000 to get me out when
it died under my skillful editorship.
"Before this, I had expected for a
time to be a lawyer, but decided final'
ly that I mut b a professor of Eng
lish literature. Then I gav up th
idea of teaching Eugllsh and decided
to butcher It I left Tale, and In a
flare of romance told my father that
I wanted to marry a girl I bad met
a few months before. He telegraphed
me 8500 and hi blessing; and he
mad us an allowance for years.
Rupert Hughes."
TODAY: Bupert Hughest Is a eel
ebruted novelist and motion plcjur
producer. But this doe not repre
sent hi early ambitions. When he
took that flyer Into comic opera he
struck hi stride for the time being.
For many year after Hughe began
hi career, h: wa devoted to music.
Himself a good plaulat he compiled
an encyclopedia of music which Is
still In us and wrote many other
works, even original musical compo
sitions. He also edited a volume of
pianoforte for music publishers.
It Is a Uttl known fsct that
Hughe brother U a well-known vo
cal teacher In New York city, and
his (later, be for her death, achieved
a notable success In Europ.a a
linger.
t) br Hectare Newipnpm (radicate.)
O
THE YOUNG LADY
ACROSS THE WAY
The young lady across the way aays
this li a rapid age and there'! a lot
of talk now about the development of
our Internal waterway, as If the rail
road! weren't fait enough.
(Ifi br MoClor Newepaper lyaalcate.)
Agin' Book Larnin'
WANTED Stenographer for special
work after hour. Prefer on who ha
no college education a th work will
requlr correct spelling and punctua
tion, and th use of common tense.
Ad la a North Carolina paper. I
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Sugar From Beet.
There wa a time when practically
all augar waa extracted from cane.
Now a Urge proportion of the world's
supply Is derived from the once do-1
splsed beet, brought to perfection after
many year of experimenting.
Their Badge.
"Married men ahould wear some
thing to Indicate plainly that they are
married," ssy a critic. Tbey goner
ally do by wearing a suit of th year
before last this year and next.
Good1 Return Good.
W ought to do our neighbor all the
good w can. If you do good, good
will be done to you! but if you do
evil the same will be measured back
to you again. Pllpay. ' '
Something Wrong.
If your proposition needs a lot of
boosting and propaganda, ther may
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Statistical Triumph.
An exhaustive study of homeless
men In San Francisco Indicate that
most of them are (Ingle. Great la the
statistical method!
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Origin of "Tennessee."
The word "Tennessee" Is said to be
a corruption of an Indian word which
Is usually written "tenansee," which
mean "river of the big bend," accord
ing to some authorities, and "a curved
spoon," according to others. The name
"Tennessee" was applied to the region
while it wa (till a part of North
Carolina. Pathfinder Magazine.
The Creative Imagination.
A little French girl of four came
running to her mother one day trem
bling with fright Mother, surprised,
inquired the cause of her consterna
tion. ' "I was telling myself a story I
was making up," explained the child,
"and there were wolves In It and
and I got scared." Boston Transcript.
Romance In Japan.
A Japanese author has dashed oft
a romance In 10$ volume, and no
doubt there are impatient persons in
Japan who will read the last 1 vol
umes first to lee whether be marries
the girl.
But Both Are Cut.
A baby will cry when It want some
thing, but a woman will cry when she
doesn't know what she wants. Good
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"Daylight Saving"
Nova Scotia introduced daylight
saving into the New World. The meas
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States In 1913.
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Truth shall never atrike her top
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