THE IONE INDEPENDENT
Published Every F.iday by,
J. V. HEAD, Editor Publisher
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The Way Today
."I don't like these iitm-fungled d'C
tors." "Nnvr
"Nhw. Wont to mi the other day
mid I had to tell my symptoma to a
assay-looking girl Bt a desk. And she
put 'ein down Just like you'd take
down grocery order."
Church News
Notes ot Interest to AH
Local Denominations.
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Entered UK wontl cI iks mi'ttcr iif '
lie in -Htofi'hf at. liMieOiYitim, muhr
t "f Mun h a. I,s7i). I
Friday, Sop1. 3, 1923
tU not Ami.r,i, tht fr.W !,
en itillhl; hut if ht I t,n iniM, he k
' inti U! , , dK , thHt
to sxy, he hit erer thcmfiht upon th,
Real He-Girl
Toss Oh, I'm Just tick of going out
with hoys In auto.
Pesa Uuve to walk home much,
denrlet
Teas Not at all, but every time 1
(to out I have new type of ear to
drive home after I throw the ahelks
out Allston Hecorder.
Strict
Toung Flapper Your people are
very atrlct with you, aren't they, Ha
BUT liasll Oh, frightfully! They ex
pect me to he home by breakfast time
every morning. London Oplulou.
GOOD.BYK, PROUD WORLD
By Ralph Waldo Emerson.
Good bye, proud world! I'm going home:
Thou art not my iriend and I'm not thine.
Long through the weary crowds I roam;
A river ark on the ocean brine,
Long I've been tossed like the ocean foam;
But now, proud world, I'm going home.
Gioi bye to Flatery'a fawning face;
To graideur with its wise grimace;
To upstart Wealth's averted eye;
To supple Office, low and high;
To crowded halls, to court and street;
To froz?n hearts and hasting: feet;
To those who eo and lh)ie who com-?;
GjoJ bye, proud worlj! I'm going home.
I'm going to my own hearthstone,
Bo3omed in yon green hills alone, -A
secret nook in a pleasant land,
Whose groves the frolic fairies planned;
Where arches green the livelong day, -Echo
tl.a blackbird's roundelay,
And vulgar feet have never trod,
A spot that is sacred to thought and God.
I laugh at the pride and the lore of man,
At the sophist schools and the learned cla;
For whit are they all, in their high conceit.
When man in the bush with God may meet.
Rev. Mr. Stuttonof Bend preach
ed at the Lexington Christian
church in the morning, at Alpine
in the afternoon and at lone in
the evening. Next Sunday he
will preach to the congregation
of the Christian churdh at Hepp
ner.
The C E. meeting at the Chris
tian church last Sunday, was led
t.y Miss Hazel Akers. Next Sun
day evening Miss Thelma Forbes
will lead,
Pastor W. W. Head made a fly
ing trip to Catnlamet, Washing
ton, this wek; living IonTues
lay night ud teiurning Satur
day morning on the train,
It was voUd at the last meet
ing of Willow Branch C. E. Un
ion to pay the expenses of the
Union President while in nttend
ance on th- nex' Ex cut.vo meet
ng wakL is to be he'd at Fret.
vater in Nwcn.Nr.
No Pleature in Crying
Crying la hard work, according to
a laulsh physiologist. Ills expert
aienta have shown that the tisane
.himgea taking pi nee In a crying baby
are double those tliut occur lu baby
ho la asleep.
i c-i . J v.i .i v.c r.i .e v-s v.i v.m i.i m
Ungrateful
Too have a few brains with which
to think. Yon have eyes to see. Yon
have hands with which to work. You
have fret with which to tranport
yourself. You ought t glory In that
rapacity to more about and do anil
-e and experience. And yet you com
plain and cry and whimper, Ju.t be
cause yoa aren't a millionaire. Grent
S'utt, man, but you are ungrateful
and unreasonable. Atchison Globe.
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,o-jprraiioTj
Artist (to burglar) Say, old chnp.
If you can sell any of those pictures
of mine I wish you would send me the
address of the man who buys "em.
Imdon Humorist
No Pretention in Nature
Where there is much preteusloa,
much baa been borrowed; nature
never pretends Lavater.
Milk Requiree Care
A an aid to longevity, many '
em health auihorltlea advocate r,
consumption of a quart of 111IU a i!
by both children and adults. Slit:
they point out. contains every sine
tnral element I'.ut. like mwl '
things. It has a handicap. Milk Is on
of the most delicate f fowls and will
the bit of refrigeration faHlitkn I
ill remain sweet only a abort time
Sterility also Is a big question In mill
production.
Nature' i Law
Nations and men are only the bet
when they are the gladdest, and de
serve heaven when they enjoy It
i Illchter.
Innocent Protector
A woman's natural protector Is lc
an agid father or tall brother Hutu
a very young child. Mine, de tilnir
din.
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Pennsylvania's Contribution to the Sesqui
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Here li the Keystone State's building at the great Sesqui Centennial Inter
national Exposition at Philadelphia, celebrating ICO years of American Inde
pendence. In this nuns structure Pennsylvania is displaying her progress
from the arrival of i'cun to the present dny. The building la one of the
handsomest on the V.:, exposition grounds and has proved a rendetvoua for
hundreds of tlioun:. : , o.' people who have come from near and fur to sne the
Oiagnlllcent exhibit' (.i.jhllHhed by forty-three of the loaUlug nations of Us
world. Tim Expos .. , ; (onllnuoi uulll December 1.
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BlblaThoughtsfor
the Week
Sunday,
read of Has van. He fed
thee with manna, . . . that
he might make thee know that
man doth not live by bread
only, but by every word that
proceedeth out of the mouth of
the Lord. Deut. 8:8.
Monday.
Ood le Trustworthy. The
Clod of my rock; In Hint will I
trust lie la my shield, and the
born of my salvation; my high
tower, and my refuge, my
Savior. H Sam. 22 :8.
I weiday.
Caleb' Stand. Caleb .
aald , , . My brethren that
went up with me, made the
heart of the people, melt: but I
wholly followed the Lord Ood.
Josh. H;C 8.
Wednesday.
Ood le Faithful. The Lord
gave then reat . . . There
failed not aught ot any good
thing which the Lord had spoken
unto the house of Israel. Josh.
2l :44, 43.
Thursday. ,
There le But One Ood. Thou
are great, O Lord God, for there
I noue like Thee, neither la
there any God beside Thee.
U 8am. 7:2
Friday.
Th Servants of Cod. But
unto the tribe of Levi Moses
gave not any Inheritance; th
Lord God of Israel was their
inheritance. Josh. 13 :38.
Saturday.
Loyalty. Ouly be thou strong
and very courageous, that thou
tuayest observe to do according
to all th law . . . coiu-
2 n.anded the. Josh. 1:T.
CHURCH DIRECTORY
CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH
Rev. W. W. HEAD. Pastor
Services
11:00 A. M. and 8:00 P. M
Prayer Meeting, Wed., 7:30
ENGELMAN HARDWARE
IONE, OREGON
Everything in the line of
hardware. If wc havn't
got it we can get it -quick.
ENGELMAN HARDWARE
IONE, OREGON
IONE HARNESS SHOP
C. A. DECK, Proprietor
Drop In nd looh over my .
Line of Worh Shoes.
I have a good etocK of Cloves and
Harnett Supplies.
Repairing at Reasonable Prices.
a
lone Marhet
T. E. Peterson, Prop.
Wholesale and Retail Dealer In
FRESH and CURED MEATS
Your Patronage Solicited.
K,.K LOIMIIC v. 120. A K.A A.M
Mis't every llrai oihI third Wednes
ormtch month, vv. , v. K. Ilulli.rd
ee. F.lmorUriri! h
tM'L'ST CM A I I Kit No. tl. (). K.
Meets the sihoii I i 1 1 fourth Tues
day of ench mom M W.M.Mrs. Clrn
llowk; Kee. lr liitth M'ison.
IONE LOlNiK . 13R. I. O. O F
Me Ms every Kntnnliiy evening. N.
0., Ernest HellkiT ; V. (i. Chas. O
Conner Kec. l..e Howell; Trena
E, J, Ilrlatow.
nUNOMUHAXH I.'DBKKAH No. 91.
L O. 0. F. Meets the first and third
Thursday of em l. month. N.ti. Vlda
Hellker; V. 1. Mnry Klmver
Hec. Verdtt Kltchh : I'reua, Etta Brie-tow.
FIRST CHRISTIAN CHURCH
Sunday School 10:00 A. M
Prayer Meeting Thurs. Evening
Services
10:00 A. M. and 8:00 P. M.
FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH
Sunday School at 1C.00 A.M
Junior Endeavor at 5.30 P.M.
Prayer meeting Thurs. 7.30 P.M
Jack Farris
Dermatician.
It Pays to Look Well
Specialist in Bobs.
A. D. (ICMURDO, M. D.
Physician and Surgeon
Office In Masonic Building
(Trained Nurse Assistant
, Heppner : Oregon
CLSWEEK
, JAttorney At Law
First National Bank Building
Heppner Oregon
When You Visit Heppner
Eat at the
Elkhorn Restaurant
Good Meals Best of Service
Lunch Counter
Dr. A. H.- Johnston
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON
Phone-Office
Residence
HEPPNER - -
Main 933
Main 482
OREGON
aNaSAAMAAA
Under New Management
IONE HOTEL
lone. "Ore.
Refurnished and Strictly Up to Date. Commer
cial Table First Class. A home away from
home, with best meals in Central Oregon.
Nice Rooms.
Good Service.
Farm Implements
VULCAN and OLIVER PLOWS, SUrCRIOR
DRILLS, FAIRBANKS MORSE ENGINES,
MYERS PUMPS, STAR and AERMOTOR
WIND MILLS. WINONA WAGONS.
PAUL G. BALSIGER
lone, Oregon
i
SEE ME BEFORE THE FIRE!
H. C. WOOD
REAL ESTATE &
INSURXNCE
IONE, . . OREGON
F. H. Robinson
Attorney and Counselor at Law
Will practice in all the Courts
IONE, OREGON
MORROW CENERAL
HOSPITAL -Miss
Zens Westfall, Graduate
Nurse, Superintendent.
A, H. Johnston M. D.,
Physician in charge.
Rates Reasonable
Dr. F. E. Farrior
DENTIST
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Oticc: Odd- Fellows Buddln
Heppner, Oregon.