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U. S. Senator Mc Iary.
The
BULLS EYE
'Editor mnd Qentraf Manaqer
Will DMCB
Can't Smoke
History
A fellow from Carolina wants to
know where I get the idea that
"Bull" Durham and George Wash
ington come from the same state.
He lays, "Why don't you write and
give the people the real History of
'Bull' Durham in its native State,
South Carolina, that people would
appreciate that more than thfse
Bull Legends of yours."
Now thanks, Sir, for your good
natured suggestion. If I knew His
tory I wouldn't be able to write
"Bull" Durham Ads. I would be
a College Professor, get everything j
right, and get nothing for it. j
Everything you suggested me tell- j
ing the public about when and i
where "Bull" Durham originated, j
has been told for 66 years by typ
ical Advertising writers. That's the
only thing the Company asked of
me was "please don't tell again
where it came from, or how." You
see you didn't read their Ads, but
you did read mine and remembered
it, because it was wrong.
Writing Ads that will be re
membered is a queer game. This is
an "Ad, not a History. I selected
Ads over History on account of the
pay. (American Tobacco Com
pany's pay is as good as its tobacco.)
Where "Bull" Durham comes from
or where it goes to is left for the
starving Historian.
P.S. You notice I named in thif ar
ticle the WRONO Carolina. Thal'i io '
North Carolina will get tore because
I named South Carolina, an-) South
Carolina will get tore became I diiVf
name North Carolina. A true Suu;!i
rner never forgeti.
P.P.S. There will be another piece
in thii paper aoon. Watch for it
mi
GuarantscJ
lMeonjTBB
)11 Fifth Avcuue, j.1(i!t C;v
LEXINGTON HEWS
Mr. S' J. Devine has finished
harves ijiR
Mr, Carl Aun gave Lexintftou
quite a surf rise when he announ
ced his rrariage to Misa Berg
et ora ot Eight Mile, He has ten
ed hi hai l er shop to Kov Yard,
ley and has now rone on nn ex
tiiuietl honeymoon (tip,
Miss Neva Shinn of Astoria is
visiting in Ltxington.
Mr. and Mrs. Harvey Dirge'
and children have gone to Port
land for afew weeks visit.
' Grandma Hooher is spending
tht entire week with her (laugh
ter, Mrs. Tom Beymer of Hintor
Creek, above llcppner.
Mrs. J. S McMMIan and riaugh
ter have gone to visit Mrs. Char
lie Shinn of Astoria, Oregon. .
The pi'pil. of Lexington school
willreceive the benefit of some
new school epuipnient which I as
been purchased recently by tht
School Board.
Edward Burchell has gone tc
visit some relatives near Spokane,
Washington.
A little excitement was cause
Saturday afternoon whe Ueorg
Made attempting to back out
his car which was parked in front
of Burnttt's store, could not get
his reverse to work properly with
the result that he bumped .into a
big car. Mr. Mean forgot to honk
ins horn and in consequence hart
to buy a new tendr. Mr. Mean
states that he will park his car
towards home in the future.
Mrs. James Carly whoons ileen
ill for some time at her Juniper!
home has gone back to Portland
for further nr.'dictl treatment in
the hope lhat it will bid her recov
TneOregoniacharged hands thf
first of the month. Roy Lucas
gjeceeding Freeman Hul.
Kodak keeps thestcry
Ind'ors, there's a lung list t( pic
tures ti make for the Kodak history
of the home. -And the Kodak album
soon becomes the most precious book
you huvc.
Ak Bt for your copy of "At Home w:rh
the Koiiik." Thi ja-fage bo.Aict, co.
plcteljr illutreJ, dcicrilie r.J itjjw, in.
ternting pictura Mich jou can make at
your iioutc
K(Jak Film the genuine in
tUc famous yciW Ijx.
rhotoFiniihinf wrvtf r thar't
light and ripht on t'.rr.e.
Eullards Pharmacy
Tiw KODAK Store
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NATIONAL PARS
TTISIT the wonderland of geysers
v reached via the historic Union
Pac.fic through the West Ytllowatone
Gateway.
tOW HOUND TRIP PARES
will bt In tnVrt diirinf the teMon, June II to
eptemorr 15. Vou ran tjwnd ycHir enlire
vcnon tliere or nuke Una liort ude trio on
your way eaat.
MAKE RESERVATIONS NOW
We'll arrjd you drirriptive booklela, fumiih all
uuormaiion and nuke your mervationa,
PACIFIC
VACATION ROUTE
J. W. Howk. Agt
lone, Oregon
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MORGAN NEW
Those who have finished heod
ing A. P. and W. T. Palmoteer,
flarl Margan. Norh Pettyjohn
nd Hal Hy.
Mr. Conflict of Condon was
u trough here this week buying
mules.
Alfred Troedson is combining
for Bill Troedsou.
Mildred Morgan is working for
Miss Gertrude Pettyjohn had
icr tonsils removed by Dr, Me
Murdo last Saturday and is con
ined toner bed.
Mrs. Alfred Medlock and sons
eft Sunday for Missouri where
he will visit her parents whom
ue has not seen for six years.
Those ca'n on It. G. Klv and
ami'y Sunoav alterroon wer Mr.
tud Mrs. Harbison, Mr, and Mrs.
ank Halferty ard family 'and
i D. Ely and wife .
Elvin Ely drove over to Irigon,
Sunday morning aid b-ought
oiick " load ii f vterntellons.
'lho Morgan Surday School
las been Wooee until September.
Mrs. Pat Medlock entertained
t number of friends at tier home
Sunday
Mr. Pat Medlock and daughter
"tturned home from Lexington
Mondry, whtre they have been
woiking during the harvert sea
on. Mr. Noah Pettyjohn is helping
d r. S. Ekltberry with his head
ing. iTom, Cutsforth of Lexington,
nd hi sons moved down here
Thursday to harvest their crop.
Robert Smith, of south of Iono,
i as here looking after his prop
erty at Motgan.
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Harold rioll
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Vright'.
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lMt arti brin iir?." Sun h Hii
F-tltir-r" V vral Hutirir'-cl h tuvAt i i n;.
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Science for Service
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True Hurntlon eoinlilnen theory anil praetlee and It ijoiiI In m rvl, e
"r.-non'ii IjiihI lirniit CoIIi-kc nfforilMthellU'iiil training enwiitinl to
IHTwiiial etllltire and flvlc ffflelene.v, coiuhlueil with nHHlallrlulnit
for leaderxhip in field vital In taooerii life.
Basic and Ceneral Training
In the m-hool of ISiihIc ArtH a: d Si U ine mid the depart tiient
of InduMtrlaJ JourmillHiu, the Lllirary, I'h.vuienl Kduentioii
nod M iihlc.
Technical and Special Training -
With curricula lendltiK to the litii'helor'i tleuree liitliem hoolKof
AGRICULTUfiK
CHEMICAL ENGINEER
LS'G
COMMERCE
ENGINEERING
FORESTRY
(Yaduati- work In offered ill iniMt of the M-hoolx. In addlllon to the
Ki-Hlileiit Ilint ruction, tin KxH-rliiieiit Slntloti anil 'i.. . , s m lee
H'elallsi' In the aplleiitloii of eei. .. to e-ery day life.
For taunt CHtnlojt anil i.ih irmiltliill, Hililient
THE REGISTRAR
Orego-.i Agricultural Colleg'e
t UUltVALLIS
Tires Tubes Of The Best
Quality
Oils, Grease-& Supplies
INDEPENDENT
See m: before sending away for
gyour Tire;.
I can
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bargain in tires and tubes.
E. R. I uiiJcII Proprietor
The Garage where you get
'CVmmV,. utuu a c
ADMINISTRATOR'S SALE'
In the iVattcr of the Estate .
Of Frankllnl Ross Deceased.
NoTit'K it lit'tvliy given tlmt Mli'
.'int to nil order nf tin) luiniirnlde It
l Ili'itK", I'Ollidy Jtldui of thu Stall'
nt Oregon lor Morrtiwcminty, nmde
on the third dny (d.lul.v, ll"J, the
uiiiliTHlgneil itdiitlnlMtrnttor ot tin
Krtute of I'raiiKllii 1', Uhhm, dei'i'tine I,
will odor fur Hiile and Hell mll at pri
vate mile o Hie hlght'nt bidder for
ctttth, hiil'jecr to the eonlli'imittoii by
the County court n itld eoiinlv, tm
Snturdav, the l lth tiny of Auiint,
IW.Vi, and fhereitfler. lit the law tdflee
id I-'. II. HoliltiHiin, at lone, (livgoii.
all the right, title and Ititeri Ht of the
hmIi Frimkllu I', Uomm, tlii't-nxi'd, lit
and to the follow lute ihwrllied real
property, nlm. it. mI In the rotinty of
Morrow, State of Ori'Kii. to-wlt;
llenlnnlnn at the Sunt Ii went eor
nor of the N'ortliNVCHt iittarter of the
N'orlheiiMt quarter of Sivtlun 9. la
Townnlilp I South, Uanne '.'4, l)at
of the Wlllaaietto Meridian, thi'ltee
rtiliiili-ii Kant S.H feet, thenee Went
:ia tleijri'eii. North I'M feet to the
South line of County Itoad, theme
Ih'kIiiiiIiiK tttvit Miat illreelly aeroMM,
at a point on the North line of Niild
County Hoadand rtiimtag W'eHt Iltl tie
iirwn North S'J7 feet, theavf South
.41 feet to the N-rll tin of mild
County lload, thenee ImxIdiiIiiu; (II
iirtl.v aeroAM at a point oa the Mouth
line of the Hit til County Itoail ami
running thenee South HI fit't to the
plaee ot lii'liuiliiK.
AImi, all it that r rtaln phs e, par
eel nr Iraet of land, lieKtnalni: III fl.
Kant of the South Went euriier uf Hie
Northwem quarter of thu NortheiiNl
iittarter ol Sii t loii !, la Tou tixhlp 1
SnUth. I'.niiKH 24. I'.iibI of Wlllauiette
Meridian, nt!tnln; thenee Soiilli
fivt, theuee K.ikI :'la fret, thetn i' North
;i:l feet, thi'liee Went :'4n f.i t to the
plaee of lit-;liiliiii.
All of tin alinve ilenel llied ri'al prop
erty being In Morrow County. Ore.
the whole of Hald Irat tK, or Milliclent
thereof to pay the taxe. iimrtKnui
mil ItitercHt, general ladeliteiluew.
iiml eoKtM mid eilii'imen ot ailiuliiix
trillion of h i l) extate,
1 K. II ItiiliiiiMiiti
rfmi'nintralor.
Oate of flrnt pulillialloii. July 18, 'i'"l.
(ate of hut piihlU alioti, Aug. i:.
-pdjttiilmip irfip
q.ipi oit 'ii Jjiilitoj o UMil
p.i .i jvt m ii (nifiyj.i;)
jrf.vniitiii a u.iuik ii uttii) il J"
Urf.ipipj aqi Xn.mi m a.wi u pxinl
dm iiiihiihI jo J.l.l p',l iX
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HOME ECONOMICS
MILITARY SCIENCE
MINES
PHARMACY
VOCATIONAL EDUCA
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give you a real I
GOOD DCTOKS AND BAD
Several times lately we have
loMoctors who have gone wrong.
Not bo frequently do we hear of,
i he real achievements of the self ,
aact-lficinur mt-n in th profesBion
we give all they have to kIvu to
the service of irood health.
Dr. L. Webster Fox is one of
the men in the medical profession
whom we muso admire. The I'hil
nli'lphia physician U widely
known as a speciuliso eye riieeas
(-'. He is giving his summer to
help an Indian tribe in Montana,
where trachoma Isprevelen, Two
years ago he operated on and
cured nearly 400 members of the
EUack foot tribe. He accepts no
fees for these services.
Eust Oregonian.
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Seldom Squeal
A critic iiiijh that innilem elrla am
Jimt ulueatcil doll, lie nmy bo rluht,
but thny don't aqueitl fur "(iii m" mid
"iiin nm" when they'r' aipieeied.
Ilumortat.
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ine
IDEA
just now" is not fuel hwj&
SACK
14i &
Before you buy, see
Smith
at the
Farmer's
EIevator.il
HMtMltlUHMIMOMIMM
DONT
Be Late to Your Meals or You "Will
Get In Bad
With the Cook
Watches and AiarmClocks
FULLY GUARANTEED
To Cive Service for One Year
AND REPLACED
From our Store if Found Defective.
Bullard's Pharmacy
The Kodak Filling Station
NAKED OATS
The "naked" or hull-lesi .out
mukea !u ftppeurunc unniiullv a
bout this lime of year in varloun
forms of advetinemt'iits, Farm
era huve ben imiuced to try to
row thin freuk of the out fami-
Ip at various times durinn thu
past fitty or sixty years by prom
iau of nui'ttt prufitu. The very
fact that the naked oat has guid
ed no foothold in America ugri
culture after thtBe repeated at
tempts to exploit it is proof
nouKh of lis inability 10 compete
witti the best common or hulled
tidts, mill farmers should not be
inveigled into growing it, says
the United States Department
of Agriculture.
O.ie of the latent to be exploited
is known as Liouriy Uullltsj
which was developed in Cana
da. Repealed tests have shown
thai it cannot compare favuraoly
with the bel common varieties.
In audition to deing inteiior in
j yield it is very susceptible tosmut.
' SabU Philotophtr
T.I annui folk! hid Ix'vn dr ter 1vm
limlriii'tliitil whim dx wnrl1 wan In d
nmkur, tlmre'd l nu 1Mb' In U
day. Atlaota CoMtltaUtc
Die
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