THE
ORPHANED
COUSIN
Br BERTHA R. MoDONALD
), Itlt, hm Newepaiier Unlea.)
A I A picture, Oriel Kenear waa
xquialtsly uy on th optic
nTV. Tail, graceful, Willi iult-
lag brown y end a complex
ion Ilk rip peaches, ill habitually
nalnulueU tli uiuunwr but described
as aristocratic. Hh hud crtulu
amount of that eluslv tkluf called
personality, wlilcli always commands
ttMtUou, but t a ludlvlUtml, sh
certainly w lu duw nil by her
self. Unci thought flrit, lust, tlwiy
aud only of (Iruclu; Uia kind of
ftrl who adventuree broudly whenever
and wherever alio chooaes, but who
coatluually caulloua lliu otbur fellow
igelnat t Ilk procedure.
Hb douilnwored over father, mother,
Ui eervauls everybody wbo hap
pened to be uiulr bur owd roof tr,
lib t selflsbuit that in colossal.
Uutber ii continually having to an
swer for or adjust her nitstukes; to
ey nothing of hiring mid firing serv
tau, because of lnr objectionable
waye, with a rupldlty which would
have don credit to uiichlu gun.
And yet, to th outside world, Grade
was eblt to pun connlderet, lov
lag, homing plgmm, with only th beat
Interests of br dear out at heart,
tod get away with It
' Into this precarious atmosphere
there wn one duy precipitated, a lonely
orphaned cousin, the daughter of Mr.
a.euar'i youngest sister, a girl with
out fund and no relative except
Iboe In the city where the Kenear
and their home. 1 1 ore, ther lived
lo eccentric Auut I.ydla, Mrs. Ke
seer'e oldest sinter, for whom Oracla
bid been named originally, but whoa
earn th young lady later repudiated,
.'hooalng th inure modern "Oricia."
Sha w able to tquar (hi accouut
with Aunt I.ydla, whoa fortun h
a hoping one day to Inherit, only
ky mutating that Oracla wa a mid
dle oaui which her parent bad neg
lected to mpply.
When apprised of th approaching
dvat of Klle I-otig, ber orphaned
cooalu, Uiacla, ehrugged a ahapaly
boulder and remarked character
letlcally: "How tlreitoniel Why must
w be bored with thl bread and but
ler creature, mother?"
"Th poor Urur h no other plac
to go, unless It t Aunt l-ydla'a. Per
be oe M
"Oh, no," Interrupted Oracle quick
ly, "It wouldn't do to bav her go
there," making mental calculation
aot lo allow thla country laa to e
- ejurt of her rich old aunt "1 anp
poe we will have to put up wltb hav
ing her. No dnuM ah will b abl t
make beraelf useful," ,
Little Elal Long wu th direct
intltbe.la of her sophisticated couiln
Uriel. Hinsll, delicately formed, h
w blond and moat bewltchlngly
blue eyed, with a pink and whit ikln
which augk'eeted the perfection of vel
vety hothouse roe petala. Hli waa
uony and cheerful, and beat of U,
I terl forgetful of (elf.
When the met Oracla, whom aba
avr bid een before, h waa mor
r lei iwed by the grandeur of thla
regal creature wbo wa her relative,
ud Oracla, quick to ceut any oppor
tunity which might be turned to ac
count for her own need or dealrea,
Immediately began to play up to tb
Imprgulon h observed h bad
created.
Klal waa given a email but cheerful
room which overlooked th garden at
th back of the house. She waa per
fectly aatUlled with ber quarter; de
lighted wltb the pretty chlntl dra
peries, th long, low (helve, filled wltb
auch book aa Oracla wlahed to caat
aalde. It comfortable rocker and It
Inviting white bed, but Oracla mad
a point of not wanting ber to get
bemealck the day after ah got ther.
Inviting Klal to alt In her own spa
dou room fronting th drive, wbll
aha dreed for an afternoon tea.
"Want lo run th ribbon In Oil
teddy T' Oracla aikcd patroulilngly,
ai aoon a Klsle waa aeated, toiling
Into ber lap bodkin, a bolt of ribbon
ind a filmy pink thing that almoat
took Klsle's breath away, It waa ao
beautiful. KUIe waa glad to. 8h
loved handling th loft, sllkon fabric
and th mtlny rlhhona.
And io her serfdom began; monthi
of Uk lervlce, alwuy auggetd wltb
aa air of granting rather than of ask
ing a favor, Th llttl cousin wa al
ways clou at band, unobtrualv and-lf-ffclng,
ready to meet wltb swift
respouslvenesa Oracla'i subtlest mood.
Unci Rob, otherwise Kenear pater,
to whom his own duughtor waa often
coldly repellent, grew to car a great
deal for th sunny llttl orphaned
voualu, whom lie nicknamed "Cinder
ill." It never teemed to occur to either
air. Kenear or ber daughter tbat
Klsl might cur to participate In any
of tb revelry which went on about
ber until on day Oracla discovered
a look of uuquoitloiuibl longing In
tb (tarry eyes, when ah wa p rest
ing a gorgeous frock of blue and (liver
which Uracla waa to wear that night
at a club affair.
"My word I" Oracla laughed lightly.
"Ceu It be that our Clnderll doth
yeirn to wear surti aa this and far
forth In her pumpkin coach to meet y
prlnetT Hut she couldnt not, eouldst
su, being atlll In mourning?'
"I'm not In mourning," Insisted
Klsl, " I don't bellev lu mourning
neither did mother. Why should I
mourn t Mother's not bar In body,
of court, but sh'i wltb m tvary
dngl moment In (pint I wouldn't
wlih her back Into thl world of suf
fering for anything 1"
"What au unselfish toddleklni It Is,
Isn't It)" Uncle mocked. "Bom day,
It lt'a very, vary good, cousin will take
It to real party. Shall find some
thing scrumptious for It to wear, too."
That night Oracla tor th lovaly
blu and allver gown and th next
morning it wa presented with greet
magnanimity to Kiel, wbo minded It
carefully and bung ber treasure away
In her vry own closet. -
That afternoon Aunt.Lydla tele
phoned peremptory command for
Oracla to com to dinner, to belp en
tertain a friend of ben who bad ap
peared In town unexpectedly.
"How ttreaom I" waa Oracla' usual
complaint "I'll b llterilly bored to
teara with sum dry- dust New Eng
land personage, I (uppose, Just when
I'd b free to meet that wonderful
new man Dulcle Woodward hat been
telling tu about. See her, why em't
Elil go In my plac, Materr'
"Sh can, except tbat Aunt Lydla la
quit let agalntt bar and here. Ton
know ah never forgav Elsie's mother
for marrying a man ao far beneath
her. She may mak thing vary un
plensant for the poor child If sh goes
ther In your plac."
"Bosh and nonsenu I 1 guess El si
can stand It for one. I'm not craty
about Aunt I.yd's being too nlc to
hr, anyway."
And so Otnderelila, attired In th
precious blu snd silver gown, ber
soft cbeek flushed with a natural vel
vety glow, ber eyea ahlulog Ilk twin
tare, so excited waa sh over th
prospective adventure, fared forth In
a pnmpkln colored taxi to Auut
Lydla'a, whll Oracla, bedecked In th
smartest, richest, moat becoming frock
ber wardrobe afforded, fared forth un
obstructed, to meet th new man.
Tb following day, lacking any In
tereet whatever In the previous night's
program at her aunt's, bating suc
cesa fully cped It and being clouded
wltb a superlative, modern groucb
over fallur to meet the new man aa
prescribed. Oracle refused to discus
either subject wltb anybody.
In lb evening sh wss very much
surprised, also a bit nettled when she
rang for Klsl to do her usual lady'
maid's duty to find that aba waa not
at bom.
"Aunt Lyd's ttklng ber snd thst
am friend to th Country club for
dinner tonight" mother explained.
A llttl ping of fear ihot through
Oracla Senear's selflsb besrt What
if Aunt Lyd should forget about KMe'i
mother and the tabooed mtrrlu.-e!
What If oh well ah wit going to
th Country club herself later on to
dance. It Aunt Lyd's party waa still
ther and aha could do It without be
coming tangled up with entertalnlug
th old fashioned friend, ihe'd Soon
put Elsie wher sh belonged.
Tb Country club waa ablas wltb
light and mutle when Oracla henear,
Dulcle Woodward and one or two
other moved out upon tb dance floor.
Orarla's keen ey iwept Brst on aid
of th hill and then tb other in a
search for ber sunt.
"Look I" th finally whispered,
clutching at Dulcle'e arm. "I wonder
who tbat gorgeou man la, alttlng over
ther with Aunt LydT
Dulcle looked. "Why upon my
word I That's Merton Davlea th fel
low I'v been wanting yon to meet!
Seems to m be' mooning quit con
ilderible over that milk-fed cousin of
your. Come on to th rescue!"
Orscla led tb way to ber Aunt'
party without a word, Th eccentric
old lady waa radiant Aa though an
ticipating ber older niece's thought.
lh aro promptly and waved ber
band toward her gentleman gueat.
"I want you to meet Merton Davles.
It waa bla father I wanted Elsie's
mother to marry. I never forgav her
for quarreling with him, but It's quit
all right now;" beaming upon tha
young man and th pretty, golden
hatred girl In th blu and stiver gown
beside blm, then whispering th cli
max of ber atory behind her open
band: "Elsie' mlddl Dime's Lydls
bar mother far It to ber. Tomor
row ahe'a coming to tlv with me.
Later, Marlon's going to marry her
and don't tall your mother but I
mad my will today I"
Male Bullfrog U$et
Voice in Courhhip
Tb vote play a targe part In tb
courtship of frogs, aaya Dr. Klngsley
Noble, an American scientist, wbo haa
(pent msny long night vlgllt In tbs
swamps and marsh of New Jersey
and Naw York studying thai Interest
ing creatures. In an address be for
tb London Zoological aoclety, Doctor
Nobl recently told of some of bit ob
lervatlona A fin young bullfrog, h
aid, "who would a-woolug go" squats
In a clump of reeda or on bank and
Inflates bla throat "until It resembles
th dewlip ot in operatic tenor."
Tb song works Ilk magic. "Within
a abort ttm th lady frog appear
sad will approach tb source ot tb
nchantlng melody, as If trying to pre
tend that It was all because ot Idl
curloilty. But if th ilnglng censes,
tb lady frog stop perfectly still.
Mor bullfrog music will lur her on
one again." Pathfinder.
Cologne Bar$ Sky$craptn
Th city ot Cologne, Germany, done
not want another akyacraper, tb city
council ba decided. One, a ten-atory
warehouse, la regarded aa enough.
Th majority of voters Influenced
th council In lis decision. Sky
scrapers, It was said, would obstruct
tb view of th turnout Cologne
cathedral, which towers abovs every
building In tb dry, and can b seen
from S, distance of several miles.
$9,000,000 IN 1925
SPENT ON GERM WAR
Rockefeller Foundation
World Campaign.
in
New Tork. More than f9.000.000
waa apent during 1023 by th Rocke
feller Foundation In It campaign
throughout ths world against disease.
Ilook worm, yellow fever and malaria
ar th enemies of mankind Iti Inter
national health board especially alms
to annihilate. This organization fol
lows ths policy of working only
through governments of th countries
to which It lends aid, and helps out
only at ths Invitation of an official
agency. It concerns Itself only with
new methods, on of It primary ends
being to help a health official prov to
bla community th value of in Inno
vation, but the board undertake co
operation only with th eleir under
standing that th project in hind Is
eventually to stand on Its own flnsn
clal feat
Worldwide War on Hookworm,
In IS different countrle and In 220
co untie In 20 different atatea In our
country th International health board
backed up the local offlclala In their
struggles with tbs bookworm prob
lem, wltb th reeult that nearly 1,600,
000 persona were treited.
Around bookworm dlseis as a
nucleus th board has general edu
cational plun to Instruct tb populac
of tropical and aubtroplcat countrle
In anltatloo and preventive measure
against all disease. Thl Idea ba
spresd to Europe, snd co-operatlon
along these lines has been extended
to Franc, Austria, Poland and Csecho
arovakla. In 1S2S only thre cases of yellow
fever occurred In all th America,
whereat formerly thla dlsess mad
Central and Booth America, and even
New Orleans and other clttea Of th
Southern atatea, veritable pest bole.
Now the stm cltle ar represented
to Northern tourists ss health resorts
wllh fair degree of truth.
War on the mosquito that carries
yellow fever baa driven thla former
plague to a last atand In western Af
rica, wher expert tent out by th
International health board, at th In
vitation of th countrle concerned,
ar bard at work holding It In check
!t It giln tcce to other regions of
th continent when tb trans-African
railway under construction ar com
pleted. Fight Malaria With fsrle Green.
A new us for parte green bai been
found In the contest wltb tb malarial
mosquito. Experience baa abown that
only by exterminating th Insect that
spread th Infection from parson to
person ran malaria be stamped out,
alnc. In tb majority ot rates, pa
tients will not continue doaea of qui
nln long enough to be completely
cured. Tarts green hss proved effec
tive, cheap and ssfe aa a mean of
radicating th fever mnsqultoe.
In co-operation wltb tha Italian gov
ernment the board baa been experi
menting wltb th arsenic compound
In Calabria and Sardinia, sprinkling
tb breeding area wltb a powder com
posed ot B0 parts road dust snd one
pert psrls green. The email quantity
of poleoo killed tb wlggler without
harming th fiab mtlv to th witert,
and mosquito breeding was stopped at
vary low cost.
Work on malaria waa carried on In
twelve (tatea In tb t'nlted State, and
in th Wt Indies. Rraall, Argentina,
Palestine, th Philippine lslsnds an'
Ceylon.
Reports Man-Ape Tribe
' Akin to "Missing Link"
London. A dltpstch to tbs Dally
Kxpree from Johannesburg, South
Africa, tella ot an uunamed traveler
who reports bsvlng encountered In ths
northern Kstanga district ot the Bel
gian Congo, a curious tribe of native
whose physlcsl characteristics suggest
"th missing link."
Tb traveler described on Individ
ual aa half jnan and half ape. II wis
six feet tall and bad an exceptionally
long arm, a projecting Jaw and a re
ceding forehead. II hid tb normal
negroid note, woolly hair, atartllng
black ys, a straggly beard and waa
of exceptionally powerful physique.
California Man Ponestet
Smallest New Testament
San Francisco. Possession of the
world's amallett New Testament it
claimed by Cbarlea Benjtmln of 31)43
Sixteenth tret, Ben rranclsc.
dearly printed and containing the
entire New Testament, tb book I
but flv-ightht of sn Inch in length,
half an Inch wide and a quarter of an
Inch thick.
Tha miniature book wtt given by a
Sanioan Ulanda beachcomber as bis
most valued possession to th wife of
oa captain, who In turn presented
It to Bwjamln. It wa printed In
1805 in Olttgow, Scotland.
South African Tables
to Get Novel Steaki
' Capetown. Shirk steak, Ilk whale
meat, wblcb becsme popular on the
weitrn cosst of th United State
som years sgo, bss been placed on
tb South African market aa a side
Issu ot a chtm to gain cheap sup
plies ot shark leather. Th tall Is
consldsrsd tha bast cut for steaks.
Tins hsv long been eaten In China,
tb Archipelago, th Oold Coast, Naw
Zealand and Japan. Tha chief draw
back to shirk meat Is Its olllnett,
but dealer bar Bay a proc but
bM conclvd to extract much of th
oil without much xpna.
CREEK INDIANS
CLAIM MILLIONS
Sajr Government Owes Them
$29,084,500 for Land.
Washington. Something of Interest
to students of Alsbsma history li de
veloping from tbs suit filed by the
Creek nation tgilnst th government
for money claimed dn In payment for
land ceded to th United mates ,n
1814, said Isnds comprising 23,000,000
acres, "embracing slmost all th pres
ent states or Georgia and Alabama and
large portion of th itat ot Missis
sippi." This Is th wording of tb claim, but
in 1814 th Creek bid Jurisdiction
not farther west thin the rich country
west of th Coosa, though ancestrally
tbey bad extended to Natches land on
tb Mississippi. Th land claim, there
for, appear to be considerably too
lirge. The money value Is figured it
f 1.20 aa acre, or a total of 120,084.500.
Th land wa undeveloped, much of It
wa hill and mountain land. Tb valu
ation Is declared excessive.
' Th Creek wsr wss fought not for
in land the Creeka owned, but In
order to punish those leaden and
members of ths nation who were aid
ing Great Britain In Great Britain'
war wltb th United State. General
Jickeon'i military operations were for
tha purpose of destroying the Creek
nstlon's alliance with Great Britain
agatnat th American settlers of ths
coast region. At the end, when ths
Creek nation waa cruahed and tha
warring Creeks surrendered, a treaty
of peac was entered into tnd Jack
son was free to proceed against Pen
sacola. unhindered by th red man.
Thla suit wss suthorlxed by sn set
of congress In 1024, th Court of
Claims being designated to giv It a
hearing.
Evidence of Spanish
Battle Is Unearthed
Lo Angeles, Calif. Bpanlsb con
qulitadora, under tha leadership of th
famous Cortex, fou;ht a desperate bat
tle en th famoua golf course of th
Lee Angeles Athletic dub at tha
Riviera, near Santa Monica, som
time In th Sixteenth century. Thl
fact wss brought to light a few days
sgo when Doctor Morton, tree eurgeon,
unearthed pile of bone, which, be
cause of their blu color, b declared
t be at least 300 years old, says
the Los Angeles Times.
Bedded In a giant sycamore tree
which he It rejuvenating Doctor Mor
ton first found a atons cannon ball,
Bred by ths Spanish cannon which
tha conquerors of Mexico brought to
the shores of California. This led
to the additional discovery ot the
bones of th soldiers wbo undoubt
edly wsged wsr on tbs Indlsns thsy
found ber to dispute tbetr conquest
ot the new lend.
Member of 1 Family in 36
on Average Hit by Auto
New Tork. Some member of your
family haa on chsnc In three In be
ing killed or Injured by an automobile
thla year. That la the risk Indicated
by figure on list year'a motor acci
dents, gathered by th National Safety
council and Just mid public through
th National Bureau of Casualty and
Surety Underwriters.
Parson killed by automobile in th
United State in IMS numbered 22,
600. At n estimate of SO Injured for
each fatality, the number hurt was
675.000, making tba total casualties
SV7.5O0. Tbs one-in-thlrty-slx ratio Is
given on th basis of 25,000,000 fam
ilies In th United Statea.
Those killed in 1925 numbered 2.200
more thin In 1024. Th aatomobll
death rata Increased to 17.2 per 100,
000 la 1925. It was 15.7 In 1924 and
14.8 la 1618.
Frosts Affect Flowers;
Perfume Prices to Jump
Orasse, France. The price of per
fume la destined to mount Grass,
the perfume center of Europ, with 29
distilleries, will run short of 000,000
pounds of petsls this year aa a mult
of tb lit frosts and Inclement
weather which destroyed a fifth ot th
Klvlera Dower crop.
Manufacturers lay tbla ahortag will
caua at least a 25 per cent Increase
in the cost of French perfumes.
The flower-growers, through their
co-operative society, are able to force
the distilleries to pay their prices.
Rose lesves are now quoted at tbs
equivalent ot ten cents a pound, snd
orange flowers tell for fifteen cents.
Woman in Business
of Catching Insects
Miami, Fla. Collecting and
breeding .beautifully marked
specimens ot butterflies and
moths Is a business with Mrs.
Elisabeth O. Groves. Sh haa
on of th largest laboratories ef
Its nslurs In ths country.
She receives orders for rare
butterflies from scientific Inttl
tutlons snd colleges thst spe
cialize In nature atudy, from
Jewelers and collectors.
During bsr first season she
sold mors than $400 worth of
the tiny blue-winged butterfly
that feeds on tbs coon tie. This
Is said to bs a rare specimen in
other sections, but common In
Florida. Mrs. Groves alao col
lects grasshoppers. One order
Was for 10,000 grasshoppers.
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Sauerkraut haa been found rich In
thoae "growth aubitancea" known at
rltamlnea, necessary to preterra and
promote health. It la said to be a val
uable aource ot iron and vegetable
salta and to reaemble buttermilk In
Ita tendency to prevent the growth of
harmful bacteria in the Intestines. Re
cent scientific tests, It Is claimed,
hare proved that sauerkraut msjr be
preserved perfectly In the can.
Origin of Mayfalr
Even among Londoner!, many are
Ignorant of the derivation of th name
Mayfalr. Tba origin ot tba nam Ilea
In tb fact that it waa ther tbat the
annual "May fair" need to be held.
The fair waa done away with in 170S,
but waa aubsequently revived, being
held on the alte until ita final aboli
tion In 1764.
Probably Not
My troubles are not due to oppres
sion, or lack of liberty, but to care
lessness, shlttlestneis, and putting off
until tomorrow what I ahould do to
day. . . . And I believe yon are
tarred with the aame atick. Anyway,
I do not believe you are the martyr
you claim to be. E. W. Howe"a
Monthly.
Royal Deformity.
Charlemagne's mother waa known
aa Bertha of, the Big Foot, because
one of her feet waa much larger than
the other. Bertha waa the daughter
ot the count of Laon and the wife of
Pepin the Short
Floaters
An old broker aaya the reaaon tome
ttocks go up and down ao regularly Is
tbat being mostly water they rise and
fall with the tide.
Irreligious?
Why say I'm Irrellgloua? I'm afraid
of the church, a preacher and God.
and that'a as religious as anyone Is.
E. W. Howe's Monthly.
Kept His Dogs Busy
In eight yeara Canadian trapper
named Luke Cartledge haa traveled
35,000 miles by dog-sled.
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Eccledastlcal Joke
A new version of an age-old relig
ious Joke is ascribed to the French
Abbe Wetterle who, In the course of
sn argument with an antlecclealaat
deputy, waa asked If he believed In
heaven and hell, and, if ao. In which
of them he hoped to ipend the here
ifter. To thla the abbe replied that
ttralgbtforward aaiwer waa difficult
in the premises, because it waa some
tlmea difficult to choose between cli
mate and company.
The Invisible Blackemith
The Wayland Smith, la Engllah
folk-lore, waa a mythical blacktmlth
wbo lived near Athdown, Berkahire,
He abod horaes that were brought to
his bouse and left standing there, bat
no one ever law him.
Have a Heart I
If yon are honest you won't strike
a mstch to look at the gaa nntil you
have finished psying for the car.
Worcester Post
Productive Ice Machine
Los Angeles boasts of the largeat
electrically driven ice machine In the
world. It haa a dally capacity of 700
tons and la operated by aa electric
motor ot 800 horsepower.
Dishonest Bill
Straw bail algnlfiei ball offered by
person t not possessing the necessary
property qualifications, but willing to
swear they do possess them.
BE
The world is a playground
for those who are healthy.
Nature knowi the war to
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N Feele Much Improved.
1 have been In poor health for soma
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sufrvrlne with srvers ronatlpstlon. On
recommendation I tried your Barkroot
Tonic, and after ualnjr two buttles I
beian to feel Improved In every way."
UR8. WIN' ME CAMPBELL, Portkutd.
For Sal by All DruggliU
Nature V Own Tonic
m
HANDICAPPED FOR LIFE
SEVERE mental and physical
nervous reflex complications
accompany Kectal and Colon aliments.
Eliminate the causes and you remove
these reflex conditions. And they CAN
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menu with "quack" remedies and surgi
cal operations. My thousand of success
ful case In many years practice PROVE
thlt. Further, I will GUARANTEE IN
WRITING to curs any cat of Piles or re
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or anaeithctk. Send today
or my lUO-paa, llluttrated
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