The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19??, July 16, 1926, Image 3

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Made
All long rys it raw stuffed.
I mint on having the oollar
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your dealer does nut handle
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OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA.
, Lion Hat Lucky Bon,
I, Ike t!i children's wishbone, the
llnu ha a "lucky bone," which native
In Afrliu ulwaya pri'aiint (u the liunlur
or other dlMlliigulatiud visitor who
riiiin'H uiiiiiiig thiim and to whom thoy
wIhIi Id exprcea good will. The lis
llvi'N have groat respect for the king
uf beast a unci do not toltirate "lion
chops" In tliMlr meat ration. The
white hunter euy lion chops are not
good eating.
Intplratlon.
If you ever Ret to fooling conceited
almul what you lnive accomplished In
Hid, read a little biography and find
mil how aoina othtirs with half your
uii port mi 1 1 le have won worldwide
recognition lMfore they witra anyway
near your ag". And If you ahould
furl irHHl you Might not the
nunibi-r who huve won both fame and
fortune after they were fur older than
you Can huge I'reaa.
French Inaurrtctlonlata.
The A II 0 club waa the name
udopUMl by certain Hepubllvan an
thualaxu in I'arla, France, profeaalng
In relieve the depreaaed. Theee men
iiikuiiIhimI an Innurreitlnn, which waa
llprenaeil with bloodnhed on June I,
Mi. The events are described by
Victor Hugo In hia great work of fic
tion, "l.ea Mineral)!!'."
Java In Hlatory,
llaluvlu. the rapltal of the laland of
Java, and of all the Dutch poaseealone
In I he i:ni Indl.a. waa built by that
people about the year 1619. The
French soiled the place, but It waa
captured on Auguiit tl 1811, by a
HrliUh force, led by Kir Samuel Auch
muir. and restored to the Dutch In
114.
Opportunity Baekona.
There limy not be anything new
tier the aun. but there are new usee
fur everything there la. It la dia-
rovery of new application to useful
purptmea that engage men of re
search and give them part In the
world'a progrese. Oura I a world of
opportunity . irlt.
What Your Htart Weigh.
The weight of the human heart la
from eight to twelve ouncea.
War Hymn'e First Name.
The Marsellalae, the popular French
putrtotU' aong. waa first called the
"War Hong of the Army of the Rhine,"
but waa Inter named for the re vol u-
tlonlata of Maraulllee, who aang It aa
they entered Paris.
Man and Hie Creator.
He fell to work, whistling aoftly,
and waa awnllowed up In the keen,
clear Joy of creation, which dona not
come to man too often, lest be ahould
cuiiHlder hlmaelf the equal of hia God
a lid an refuse to die at the appointed
time.- Kipling.
Aborigines of th Bahamas.
The l.ucayuna, now extinct, were
the aboriginal Inhabitants of the
hHina lalund and were the first Amer
ican ciicounlnred by Columbus, who
iliiacrlhcd them aa a mlhl and Indo
lent ruce, who had their foreheads art!'
riclully flattened.
Man of Mystsry,
"Keen any mysterious strangers
around here lately?" asked the city
detective. "Well," said the village
conatahle, "there was a fellow with a
circus liiat week that took a pair of
rabhlta out of my whisker." Ban
FrnnclHco Argonaut
Stymied,
"Father, I cannot tall a He," little
(ieorgn begun, but Washington, senior,
interrupted: "There's no use In your
taking up golf then."
WE BUY
Hides, Pelts, Wool, Mohair,
Tallow, Cascara Bark
Horse Hair.
Bond u your shipments. We nail foe ehaek
tha aim day wa reeelve (Dads,
Portland Hide a Wool Co.
im MRTN aajaa iviniii, rain tat.
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SCHOOL PAljS A
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WHEN I WAS
TWENTY-ONE
Y JOttPH KAYB
At Twenty-Ones Marietta Hollay,
Author of the Famous "Samanths
Books, Oldnt Hslp Har Mother as
Muoh a the lhould.
H ii TUB age of twenty-one my
poaltloo ID life was like (hat of
any other young girl In the pleaauut
north country. I lielwd uiy toother
In the ordinary work of the household.
though not so much a I ahould have
done, for nnttl one has the rvaponal
blllty of a home, one doee not under
aland tb car and labor It means.
"I scribbled a good deal even then ;
poetry so-called and esuye on al
moat any subject, some, I believe, that
even iinakespeara end Milton would
have thought beyond a poet's range.
I did a great deal, Indeed everything
available that came my way. I
roamed over the literary hills and
alee with th freedom and delight of
tha country born.
"So much for my outward life. A
for my Inner life, I dreamed the
gleaming, fanciful caatlr that young
girls eihiblt both in city and country
glittering caatle that, It la needles
to aay, war never built
"My ambitions at that time were
boundless; and so was my fulth. I
wss going to do some great work that
would revolutionise the world and
would set all the wrongs to right
Nothing la easier than for youth to
make over tha world; nothing la
eaaler than for youth to look through
th golden hat that hangs shout their
future and ae a world tranaforiued ;
nothing la eaaler than for youth to
view the world's weakneiwra and all
inga aud stand aerrnely on a height
a conqueror.
"Aloa for th dream and ambitions
of youth I The long years pass and
things move on about the aume. And
as tbe'ahsdow lengthen In the west,
lnatesd of th high place aud th
conqueror's dream, one munt sit by
the common wayalde and see the otd
world go by In the aume otd way.
Murletta Holley ("Joalah Alien's
Wife").
Marietta Holley la one of the lint
aurvlvlng members of the old school
of writers who uaed to delight our
parent" and grandparents. She Is
the author of the celebrated "Human
tha" books "Snmantlm Amongst th
Brethren," "Samnntha at Saratoga,"
"8amantha Among the Colored Folks,"
etc., and for an equally popular work
of that period. "Around the World
With Joslah Allen's Wife." The Inst
"Hamantha book waa puhlinhed In lull
"Hainaulh on Women'a ltlghts."
Miss Holley Is a veteran In th
csune of women's suffrage.
(X br MaClara Nawipapar Sradlcata.)
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GlttlGAG0
"Th fi'tnlntitts or clulinlng th
credit for th modern woman's free
dom," suys enfranchised Fanule, "but
It probably wus a man who Invented
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"Tha woman who hai not loved.
plarad with and apankad a child, has
misaaa eae e in cardinal joye.
MEAT EXTENDERS
a SMALL slice of mutton rat np
JTa. into serving elied pieces, browned
In butter, or swt fat, covered with
boiling water and a sliced onion with
two or threw allced or latticed carrot,
cooked slowly for two hours on th
back of th stove, will serve more per'
sons than Just on site of mutton.
Ragout of Lamb.
Take ona pound of lamb from th
flank, one-half cupful of dried pes,
one quart of cold water, two allced
onions, one tesspoonful of suit, three
cupful of cubed potatoes, on cupful
of diced carrots, three tablespoon fula
of floor, two teaspoonfuls of Worces
tershire aauca, two tesapoonfuls of
catsup, two teaspoonfuls of chopped
psrsely, with pepper end paprika to
taste. I'lck over the p". over
night In cold water to cover. Wipe
the meat, remove tha bones and cover
them with th quart of water, add th
soaked peas, bring to th boiling point
and simmer until the peas are tender;
add salt, potsto and carrot, cook until
the vegetables are soft Mix the flour
with a third of a cupful of cold water,
add to the stew and cook for ten mln-
ntea. Add two tesapoonfuls of lemon
Juice and th other seasonings and
serve at one.
Roast Beef With Mexican lauc.
Reheat rare roast beef cot Into thin
altces In th following aouc: Cook
one onion finely chopped In two table-
spoonfuls of batter five minutes. Add
on red and on green pepper, one
clove of garlic, all finely rhnpied.
two tomatoe peeled and rut Into
piece. Cook IS minute, add one tea'
apoonful of Worcestershire snore, one
fourth tesspoonful of celery salt and
salt to taste.
Nut Tidbits.
Heat the whites of two egga stiff,
add a cupful of sugar and fold In one
cupful of chopjicd nuts and one cupful
of cornflakes. Drop cakes on baking
sheet and bake In a moderate oven.
(10, 1111. waatara nawipapar uaioa.)
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How It Started
By Jean Newton
DOG DAYS
lX fX'ZZLE that dog I The lde of
ivi letting a dog go about that way
In theae dog days r And It waa a "dog
day."
Why do we call very hot days dog
dsyst To be sure, In the summer,
dogs are dangerous, and when people
were not compelled to be as careful
as thoy must be now to Incapacitate
them for doing harm, the hot day
witnessed enough horrible accident
to earn the appullutlon. Dut that
Isn't how It started.
Th ancients, with their myths and
goddesses, were ardent devotees of
astronomy. Tha planets were popu
larlied, so that school children woro
familiar not only Vlth till symbol,
lam, but their phyalral changes.
"Dog days" waa th name given by
th ancients to a period of about
forty days at tha time of the rise of
Strlus, the planet culled the Dog
Star. This happened to be at the hot
test time of th year, the star rlalng
on July 1. On account of the changes
of procession of the Equinoxes,' th
date has been brought down to about
July 23.
ltegardleaa of Slrius, we call them
"dog days," If It Is hot, and In cool
weather we do not divert our attention
from the strunuou. life to astronomical
problems. Yet the planet rises Just
BIG ENOUGH
By DOUGLAS MALLOCH
THERE'LL come a time, It won't bo
long.
When things begin to happen wrong:
When stocking start to disappeur,
And other happenings si queer
Will make yon wonder now and then
Where all your gloves are gone again.
You miss a certain underskirt,
And futher'g shouting for a ahlrt
Yes, time rolls on, the day It brings
They're big enough to weur your
things.
A father knows. If really wise,
Th meaning then of family tlcii
For tliu rolls on, th time It Is
Tli family ttart wearing his.
If now and then he tnlsses one,
He'll likely find It on his son ;
And even dsughters have beeen known
To wear tb ties that futhers own.
Yes, overshoes or dinner rings.
They're big enough to wear your
things.
There come a time when you declare
That Sonny's old enough to wear
A dinner coat; and you decide
To fill him full of joy and pride
Ith yours. But, when you go to seek
Tb coat, you hunt about a week.
And wonder where that coat Is gone
Then find that Bonny ha It on.
They seldom wait till someone brings,
When big enough to wear your things.
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And yet In this you often find
A comfort of snother kind:
For children old enough to wear
Ytur clothe are old enough to share
A little of your burden, too
And how I hop your children do I
When sons put on man's attlra.
When daughter wear a woman's
geyer,
The men and womm that It brings
Ars big enough to help with things.
Ifi hr aleClw Mawiuapar Sradlcata.)
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As Told by
Irvin S. Cobb
THERE'D BE AN UPRISING
THE revivalist waa th mouthpiece
of a new cult, an offahoot of an
older denomination. In his Interpre
tations of the Bcrlpture he saw no
possible hope for any member of th
human family who refused to accept
his particular .brand of religion, as
distinguished from all th other
brands.
Before an awe-struck congregation
at a camp meeting bo waa describing
what would come to pass with regard
to those stiff-necked and perverse non
believers who were found outside his
own fold on the day of Judgment
My brethren," ha clarionet!, "ther
la no middle course. By th word
of th Holy Writ I hsve proved to you
that mankind either most tuke th
true doctrine aa It has been expounded
her or accept the awful consequences.
I can dose my eyes and see the awful
picture right now.
"Over ther In shining robes stand
the little group of the elect and tha
saved. And down below In tbe fiery
pita of perdition millions of the unre
generat are roasting in the undying
fires through all eternity while th
minions of the devil heap hot coals
upon their heads and give them molten
lead when they beg for water to cool
their parched tongues. That, my
brethren. Is what will come to pass."
From the body of th house a small
elderly gentleman ros np.
"Excua m for lnterrupttn'," he
said "but there ain't no chance fur
skh a thing to happen. Why, the
people Jist natchclly wouldn't stand
fur If
(A ar th CaalraJ Pnaa Aaaoalatlaa.)
THB YOUNG LADY
ACROSS THB WAY
Tha young lady across the way says
she guesie th people Mint any mush
rooms tiav tittle food value never
bought any and they're T3 cents
pound.
it) br Nocture Nawapapar Sradloata.)
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The authorities of University col
lege, London, have decided to entoh-
ltsb a new Danish lectureship lu mom
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Goes 12.000 Miles to Fish.
In the hope of catching a swordfish.
Dr. George Radmore of Beckenhsm
park. In Kent, England, Is traveling
more than 12,000 miles to New Zea
land. He hopes to book on of the
giant swordflih in the New Zealand
waters. Some of the fish there weigh
ss much as 400 pound. He says
there is no sporting thrill like feeling
a swordfiab tugging at tha line.
"Plua Foura" .
The Haberdasher aays that golf
er found regular knickerbockers a
bit uncomfortable for golfing. De
signers of men's apparel, therefore,
drafted a pattern In which four Inches
were added to the Inside seam of
each leg of knickerbockers, which bad
a standard length of 20 inches. This
provided for the drop of the "plus
fours."
Earth's Doubtful Age.
A scientist of Princeton university
believes that recent discoveries In
radio-activity have given na means of
estimating the age of the earth. Ura
nium loses one-halt of Its radiating
power In 6.000,000 years, and tbe pres
ence of this element In the earth's
crust would Indicate that It I not leas
than 1,000,000,000 years old.
Work Wsll Together.
Mr. and Mrs. James Stuyvesant of
Eastbourne, England, were In a rail
road wreck five years ago, each los
ing an arm. Today they are constant
ly together working aa one person,
Khc with her left and be with bis
right. Iu cutting their food they also
use both handa.
Not Camels, Either.
There are certain creatures which
never feel the pangs of thirst for they
are so constituted that drink la un
necessary to thein, and they never
swallow a drop of water la their lives.
Among these animals are certain ga
telles of the Far East and llamas of
Patagonia.
What a City Auto Cost.
It cost the average driver about
eleven and one-halt cent s mile to
run hia motor car In Washington, as
proved by a aurvey. Street car fare
is leas expensive and walking la
cheaper yet, besides being healthful.
Still It Is pleasant to be able to take
your choice. Capper'a Weekly,
Elephant 8eatlck.
An African baby elephant became
seaaick and It wa quit a taak to land
the beaut from the liner Zarla when
the boat docked at Liverpool. Com
forts, Including a crate of specially
aelected bananas, were waiting on tbe
quay for the patient
The first mission founded by the
Franclacan friar, Junlpero Serra, In
southern California wa San Diego de
Alcala, begun In 1769. Remain of
this foundation still stand, about six
miles north of th present 8an Diego.
Ambition.
"Mon'i ambition la generally propor
tioned to their capacity. Providence
seldom sends anyone Into the world
with an inclination to attempt great
thing who have not abilltlea likewise
to perform them." Ben Jonson.
Desdllest Wound.
A wound from a tongue Is worse
than a wound from the sword; the
latter affects only the body the for
mer, tbe spirit, the aoul. Pythagoras.
When crediting s man with hi good
Intentions It might be well to remem
ber that In order to get them cashed
they must be backed by deed.
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Whereto Eat
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Importance of Color,
Color proportion la more Important
than color harmony. For the largest
areas In the room such as the walls,
floor and celling use neutral tones, and
as areas decrease in size, use brighter
colors such as curtains and upholstery
pieces and brightest colors perhaps In
runners, lamps, pottery, etc.
First Told Hatchet Story.
One of the first biographies of
George Washington, published as a
pamphlet In 1S00 by Mason Locke
Wee ma, who was Washington's pas
tor, la responsiblo for the popular an
ecdote of the cherry tree and the
hatchet
Onions Get Hat
"She used to peel onions Just before
I arrived home at night ao that I
would think she was crying and then
I would buy ber a new bat or dress,"
was the testimony of a man in court
In London In answer to his wife's di
vorce suit charging him with neglect
Locating the Trouble.
Practical Youngster Mother, this Is
th' fifth time I've asked God fr a new
first baseman's mitt an' I haven't got
It yet! D'ya a'pose my wave length's
wrong?
Certainty Not
You can't figure that a man feel
like helping a would-be son In-law In
the future Juat because be feels like
footing him Into the middle of next
week.
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for those who are healthy.
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health. Take Barkroot Tonic
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