HAWAII PROFITS SWAINS OF MEXICO PORTI' ANn OFFERS A MARKET 1 1 IlLllJLr FOR YOUR PRODUCE BY EARTHQUAKES WOO THROUGH BARS $2,500 TO SEE WHAT A HOME LOOKS LIKE SHI Trapper Makes Long Trip to View Civilization. Winnipeg, Mun, When the torn perature ri'glatera mean U degrees heluw icro the entire winter md often dips down to W) mid (in, civilisation mid III warm ttrea mid cosy home are mi Inviting prospect and may be worth all of 12,000 which It cut blin tO Vlt'W. Tht I the way II. II. Hull from way up around the Art-tic circle eeci It nil Hull ought tu be given credit (or till viewpoint, for lit Just parted with tlmt iiini for peep at the mod ern world. Wtll Paid for Hardship. Hull la wlille fix trapper. When It li eipliilnvd tlmt these valuable animals only liiluililt the territory ad jacent to the pole It li enally under atood why he Uvea In that deeolate reglou, lie admlta lie la well pit Id, from a uionelury etandpnlnt, for tlia liardahlpa lie eiidurea, hut every one In a while ha inuat i) out In the world. The playground of the white fox la In Ilia ill at rlct around Iereptlon bay, on the KudiHin atralt, almoat farther north limn one can Imagine. When Hall and hla roinpauloiia, Hob Whe lao and Guy Tawaon, atarted for the outside world they bad tv travel WW ml lea through a barren waste, where there were no trees, no animate, no life of any kind eirept themselves and the dog which drew their alelgbl. Followed Hudaon Oay. The first half of their Journey be hind them they entered the timber laud, where they bunged the tortuoua aJmre of 1 1 in Won hay for another law nillea Into Muoae Factory, where they met up with the railroad. They were 4A dure behind the dug team and they admitted the trip had root them $2,om, a aum iiltU'lent to take them to Ku ril and bai'k. The trnppera oinie from that part of Quebec juat a-rua the atralt from lumu Und. Obtaining food la the great problem In that land. Hall aald, aa nothing In the way of vegetable! .will grow In that country. All food liiuit be ahlpped In from Hie South. Fiji Eati on Train; Swallows Mile Away t.oa Angelea, Calif. Hummed up, Itatu Mel I Huluhogl'a Impreaiton of life In the t'nlted Htntea, aa rendered through hla friend and Interpreter, waa thin: "I aat In rhelr by table. A man placed food before rue. I ate It In ona town and awallowed It In the next" The meal which the at rapping bare foot fljl rhlef referred to waa eaten .aboard a California train few daya ago after he hud landed at Han Kran-rlai-o from the ahlp that had brought him acroM the ocean. That men! and the fart that hot wa ter could be obtained by merely turn ing a faucet Interented Chief Halabogt the moat. The ease with which hot i water can be drawn prompted blin to bathe three or four time dully, t'ntll aome all inontha ago Clilef Halabogt had never aeen akyacraper, an automobile, flying machine, radio, bathtub or any of the other wondera of modern civilization. Dyed Pet Dog Fad Hu Short Life in Paris Paris. Milady no longer may dye her pet dog In color to match her gown aa abe twa promenading. An olive green I'eklnexe, led by an Kng- llabwoman, atarted the fad on the I Promenade dea Atiglala. Hoon poodle, Ipekea mid other breed In varied colon were aeen on the leaahea of their mlatreeaea. Then the Immune aoclety got buay and made an Investigation. It waa 1 found that the ordinary dyea uaed on clothea, but very much weakened, were being uaed to furnlah the coata of the pet canlnea mid the practice waa ordered atopped. German! Hurl Joket at Gum Advertisers Berlin. Chewing gum Jokea are flooding the country on the heela of the adverllaltiK canipulKn of Ameri can chewing gum manufacturers, who ' are trying bard to Introduce what I dubbed the "luteal cruae from Amor .lea." tium la called Kau-Uumml In German, One popular Joke concern! a itorn father rebuking hla son. "Toung limn," anya the father, "tin lah chewing before you attempt to talk to me." "Hut, fill her, I'll nover On lah. It'a chewing gum." Founder of Sitter of i Charity It Beatified Rome. The beutlflrntlon of theven lerabla Joanna Audita Thnuret of I flancey, France, founder of the Slatere of Charity, who died In 1R20, waa cele brated wllh traditionally beautiful I ceremony at Ht. Peters. High French prolate and OKI Maters of Clittrlty and a number of deacendunta of the new .saint were preaont. .Tope I'lua dea I cended to Ht. I'etcr'a In the afternoon land In the presence of 22 cardlnali venerated rellca of Jeanne Antlda Thuumt. j How'a Her Eyes? New York. Mlaa Kdnu Wilbur, j teacher, Juat buck from atudy at the Hnrbonne, aiiw no drinking by at uden ta lu Tarla. Uaually Cause Jump in Taxi and Hotel Ratea. Honolulu. There lira several lure Igm of volcunlc activity lu Huwull, One of them la quakes, A second la aulphur fuiuea. Ilia Uilrd la a rlaa In tail ratea. lr, T. A. Jnggar, etnlneut volcanlat, doea not regard eruptlona In Hawaii aa alarming, nor do the citizen. In fuct, by mid lurge, Dili phenomenon "sets people wild with joy." The iteuinahlp agenclva, tlie hotel a, tlia luxl driven and everybody eiee be gin to grin. The reaaon la that the quukes, al though they often number 1A0 a day In the vicinity of Klluuea, are ao gentle that bo one la annoyed. The tail driven do a tremendnua bualpeaa taking tourlala to view the Impending eruption or the one already underway and the hotela and ateamahlp compu lilua get their ah a re of the bualneaa. The aulphur fumea are ao light, aaya Ikictor Juggur, that the direction of the vutit from which they come could not be determined by the public with out Information from the government uheervera. Iava flow, although ipectacular, do little damage and tha dozen or two famlllea forced to flee accept the altu atlon In the aplrlt of parking op to move to tha city, they are ao uaed to moving out of the way of the flowa. OUSTED NUNCIO 17? v Archbishop George J. Carusna, papal nuncio to Mexico, who haa been etpelled from that country on the charge that ba Illegally entered, Arrhblahop Caruana came to Wash ington to take up with officiate of tha American government the reaaona for hla ripulalou. He la an American citizen. Pariiiam Outt Bob. From 1928 Fashion Parla. Parlalan women are quid to obaerve that Dot one ahlngled coif feur or abort aklrt a la llfJt) la to be found In thla year" a exhibition of tha Society of French- Art lata aud tha Beaux Arte. ' A few dtacreet bobs are tha eole recognition of the mannish tnnd. Tha only abort aklrti exhibited are on little gtrla or at tennla courta. Tlia portrait! of women of fnahlon follow tha general rule of art before atyle, A canvaa called "The Amaaona," painted by Robert rugheon, a French man, promieea to ba the atorm center of thla aalon. It deplete three richly tanned young women agalnat tha background of a dapple gray home. One of the women weara only a gray glove. Another, nudo from tha wulat up, wean a blnck derby and riding aklrt 10,000 Bottle to Show Which. Way Tide. Blow Waahlngton. Ten thouaund aenled bottlea will be turned looae tn New York harbor aa part of a plan pro- poacd by Arthur H. Tuttlo, chief engi neer, New York city, for a competitive atudy of currenta and tldul cbangea In theae watera. Army englneen In the New York dlatrtct have been Inetructed to co operate with the city autborltlea. Tha bottlea will contain rarda re queatlng flndere to advlaa Tuttle by mall aa to time and place of dlacov ery. The bottle will be releaied In lot! of 2,000 at bl-weckly Interval. ft Queen Tiy of Old Egypt $ Revealed a Cinderella 5 Chicago. Egypt had a Cln- J derella for a queen In Tly, Prof. 9 Jamei II, Ilreiuted, noted Kgyp- ij tologlat of the Unlvpnlty of ,j Chicago, recently returned from $ Kgypt, dlacloaed. Interpreting 5 the Inarrlptlon on a aenrab atone, ha reported that Queen Tly, who, In iplte of her lowly 0 birth, wai taken to wed by King Amenbotep III, who reigned W from HU to 1825 It. 0., wai fi anuhbed by tha artatocrat of the k court. Ij Tha king ordered the anobblah x rourtlcri to wear around their 6 necka itonea Inacrlbeil with the S warning that they ahould re- J member that Tly wai hla wife. V ' A i 1 ' ' 1 '''''' ' ' American Jazz Fails to Cross Rio Grande. Laredo, Texaa. Mingled here In the borderland where two racea dwelt and two civilization meet are cua toma ai old aa romance and ai new aa Jazz. , The Twentieth century marchea blarlngly down to the bewitching Rio Grande del Norta and there It atop, for Jazi hai not yet leipetf the bar rier. On tha other hand, tha Nine teenth century fllta up to tba same great river of tha north, but doea not altogether halt Tha Intriguing Latin tonea of violin and guitar ateal acroaa to aoften tha din of braai and drum. Tba river aeparutea two centurloa, but cannot bar tha inualc of tha aoul. Marriage, death and lova give a defi nite picture of life on tba strangely moving border, Cuatoma Centurlea Old. Love-making for the young Mexican followe a habit centurlea old. lie may become enamored of a fair aeno rlta, but It la only after hla father haa explained the altuatlon to her father that they may become formally ac quainted. Fain would every Latin bombre pick eloquence aa hla patar'a outatandlng virtue. The wooing muat be done through the barred wlndowa of tha aenorlta'a home until the engagement U an nounced. But when the moonlight Altera through the leavea, even though the formal announcement la not yet, the young aenor may atrom hla b-uated guitar under the beloved one'a balcony and hla recompenae la a roae. Each day during the weeka Juat before the wedding be paaaea the home of the girl and placea a note beneath her door. The "gran ball" (grand ball) la the piece da realatance of the marriage, and In Ita amoroua lilt there U no room for modern tin-pan inualc. Even If the home have no flooring or furni ture, the parenta will manage to ob tain lace curtain aud they alwaya will have a place for the "gran balle. Fteataa are numeroua. but none rlvala the "Jamaica" or Mexican fete of Jollity. Decorated booth are erect ed along tlia aldea of the plaaa which la the public aquare. Each booth ta In charge of aenorttaa, bedecked In colorful "cblno poblano," a long dreae of many huea, a mantilla of lace and a roae In the hair. One booth will be a temple of Juatlce, with a aeno rlta prealdlng aa Judge; another will have "lawyer" and a. third will be the "carrel or Jail. Then there are a number of young woman "policeman" armed with be ribboned boopa, and when they catch eight of a young "caballero" tbey slip the hoop over hla bead and he la brought captive to the Judge, who promptly One him and then Incar ceratea him In the "carrel." At each atep he paya a fine of 10 cents and muat aquare all account! before he la releaaed. Favor Beatowed by Flowar. There la the cuetora of the grand promenade, where flirtation ta done by wholeaale. The glrla and married couplee aaunter along In an outer Una no the walka of the plaza, while on the Inner line, going In the oppoalte direction, walk the young gallanta. Should the eyea of two meet and ahoold the girt caat a flower It meana that hla acquaintance would be wel come, and he at once aeta about to gain an Introduction. Theae meeting frequently lead to marriage. Plainly, Juzz la not the life motif of the I Attn. The claaalcal dance of Spain predominate. The "Jarahe-Ta- patla" la to be aeen tn home and the ater. It la danced by a lady In a long-aklrted "chlno poblano" and a aenor In velvet "charro," which fit tightly about the lege. "La Jot a." the dance of the ahawt, alao la a popular expreaalon of the love for loft rhythm. Theae Mexican dance and cuatoma Alter acroaa the border to flavor and modify American aoclal life along the International boundary, Deriding Bo' "Mug" Coat. $23,111 Verdict New York. Turning the picture of hla bona to the wall becauie he did not want to look at hi "mug" proved an expenalve. geature for Marlon Spelden of Caldwell, N. J. The appellate dlvlalon revereed a Judgment for 123,111 obtained by Spelden In a ault for breach of con tract of employment agalnat Inula, Rpelden A Co, Iniportera and com mlaalon merchanta. Hpetden la the younger brother of C. C Bpelden, preatdent of the company, and held a 110,000 a, year poaltlnn In 1918. "We are antlafled that the diacharge waa entirely Juatlfled by the conduct and action of the plaintiff," read the opinion of the court In part "Teetl- mony of unlmpeached wltneeaea ahowa him to have been a dlaturblng element "In the preaence of co-employee ha turned the picture of tha president of the company to the wall, aaylng be did not want to look at hla 'mug.',' German Population , Again Show Increase Berlin. The population of Germany la again Increasing. Experti believe the time li not fur dlitnnt when Ger many, like Itnly, muat again hive cot onlea to liouao aurplua Inhabitant. Tha doath rate of 12 per 1,000 pnpula tlon la about 2 per cent lower thnn In 1013 and lea thnn halt of the high peak In 1018, when 20 out of every 1,000 died. INFERTILE EGGS IN LATE SPRING Many commercial chick batcberle are complaining about the large per centage of Infertile egga, according to the dlrectori of the International Baby Chick aaoclatlou who met with poultry apectallata of the United Btatee department of Agriculture. Many of the hatcbea, they report, ahow that leaa than 75 or 60 per cent of the egga available are fertile, wberea In normal yean fertility run aa high aa 90 per cent or more. "Fertility I largely a management problem," aaya Dr. M. A. Jull, In charge of poultry Inveatlgatlona, Unit ed State Department of Agriculture, and Infertility la due largely to the cold and wet weather, which cauaea a deviation from normal handling of the average flock. The only way that hatched can be certain of aecurlng a high percentage of fertile egga from farmer or otbera la to buy only from flocka that are properly managed. There la no practical or aclentlflc method known by which Infertile eggi can be detected before Incubation." Backward weather hu resulted In many flocka being confined to a great er extent than trjal and a consequent lack of sufficient exercise to Inaure fertile egga. Then, too, nnder confine ment, too many males may be a cause of low fertility. They spend too much time In fighting each other. Under normal range or yard conditions ona male to fifteen or twenty bene of the more active breeds, such aa Legborna, la about right In the heavier breeds, one male to ten or twelve hena will be required. Fewer malee than this would be bcter In each case when the birds are In close confinement Breeding stock should have a va riety of feed, consisting of grains, meat and green feed. The green feed la especially essential If the blrda are confined. Free range or exercise helps materially In the production of hatch able egg. Feed for Young Turkeys la of Great Importance Toung turkey ahould not be fed for 86 to 48 hour after tbey are hatched. Aa soon aa they are active, however, on their feet they may be given water and allowed to pick at aand or gravel. It doea no harm and perhaps It la a good Idea to give them young, tender greens, the best of which ta perhaps abort grass on the sod. The first feeds usually given are stale dry bread crumbs moistened with aweet milk. Tbey are fed very little of thla about every two or three houra. It Is not a bad Idea to scat ter a little sand In thla, too, Juat a little. Other feeds are hard boiled egga, boiled to the crumbly atage, mashed and sometimes mixed with bread crumbs, rolled oats that have been rubbed iu the handa to make them a little finer, etc. Tlnhead oatmeal and chick feed, usually called chick starter, are alao good feeds to give In limited quanti ties. But with these they must have aome animal food to provide the ani mal protein, such ss milk, high-grade beef scrape, etc. Milk ta the product usually nsed. Some use It sweet and aome use It sour. Those that use It sour generally pour off the whey and feed the thick part only. Poultry Notes Overheating la bad for hen eggs, but for duck eggs It la fatal. Only atrong, aturdy chick a develop Into profitable, mature blrda. see While chlckcna can't live on sun light they can neither live without It a . The wise poultryman will cull the lying members froa the laying flock. Geese should be mated several months In advance of the breeding season. e Plowing up tha ground helpa to rid the soil of disease genua and In testinal worms. multitude of products are de rived from poultry, meat and eggs being the principal leaders on the market ess Rigid culling throughout the grow. tng season cuts the coat of raising chicks and lowers the nortulity among them. e Avoid filling the poultry house with chickens beyond Its capacity. Each bird ought to have at least 8 Inches of space on the roost To secure the highest winter egg production, the birds must be well fed, mature and healthy and tha housing conditions must be good, a LImberucck may be caused by worms or by botullnus poisoning or It may be a symptom of such dis eases aa fowl typhoid, cholera, etc. e Remember that an ounce of preven tion la worth a pound of cure and that the best remedy for worm la preven tion the use of new ground uud col ony houses. Children, 10 cents Any Time. Continuous 1 to 11 p. 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This may seem a novel method of searching for rare meteoric flnda, but it haa proved to be efflcaclona. The curator of geology of the United States national museum corresponds with the nearest postmaster to a reported find. and the latter Is usually able to put him In touch with persona who can give reliable facta. To Clean Billiard Bells. Ivory billiard balls can be cleaned with a soft cloth, moistened with tepid water. Where the balls are ao dirty that thla la not effective, a email quan tity of alcohol can be uaed aatlafac- toiily by applying same to a cloth and rubbing the balls until they are clean. WANTED Garage. Oil Station or other bualneaa that (5000 will handle, (live price, details. Room 1220, 625 Market St- 8an Franclaco. Council Ruled Colonies. The Spanish king waa represented in all affaire relating to America and the East Indies by the council of the Indies, a body created by King Ferdi nand In 1511. The council's seat was in Madrid. The Modern Milkmaid. No longer la the milkmaid permit ted to be the pretty but dumb Indi vidual described In romantic verse. She must be at least a graduate In bacteriology. Symptoms of Revolt, There fa no reason why you should buy something for which you have no use because the young man trying to sell It wants a college education. Toledo Blade. Why "Photographer"? It'a perfectly all right for a pho tographer to "shoot" you before sun rise. When in Portland Do not forget to visit th Famous Haircut, ting Shop for Women and Children. The Bob Shoppe 100 Vngar Hld. Bet. lth St Broadway on Alder , O. 8. UAKKON, Prop. WE BUY Hides, Pelts, Wool, Mohair, Tallow, Cascara Bark Horse Hair. Send ua rour ehipmonta. We anil roe check tha same day we receive goods. Portland Hide a Wool Co. m sjssa sriast estia, nanus, lejisa, You Want a Good Position Vary well Take th Accountancy and Bualnoas Management, Private Hocratart ai. Calculator. 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It does not appear that the akin of the ostrich Is ever used for making leather. Theae blrda are bred for their feathera only. The feathers are plucked by putting the ostrich In a corral and placing a hood over the bird's head, when the ostrich becomes docile. The wings are raised and the feathera that are fully ripe are cut without pain to the ostrich. WANT orchard or alfalfa ranch front owner. Send details. Box 771, Baa Jose, Calif. Awaiting an Answer. An epigrammatist says, "If yoa don't want to be shunned by your friends keep your troubles to your self." But If yon can't ask their aym pathy and receive it what Is the use of friends? Coea Further Than That, '.Vigway "A married woman la never able to keep anything to heraelt She tells hir husband everything she hears." llenpeckke "Gee! It she would only limit herself to that!" First Nautical Author. 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