The Care of Her Baby ' weight upon the energies of the Mother 1 J Mrs. W. E. Spink FVllaiil, OrrR. "After motherhood tny Itralili i'ntii,U'irly gave way, and my lirrvo went Nil tci pieces, l lu.l pains trrou my bulk and sharp, ilitxiting (mint would extend up Mwrrn my shoulder blades, which would keep me wake at nifilit. 1 K"t very linn and weak was not alile t lake care ol my l,ahy, I v;ii jnt a miserable cihiIJ lie when I started to lake Dr. fierce' Favorite prescription and by the time I had finished the second bottle 1 wit well and strong, My nerve were in good cmulitM'ii ami all my palm and aclir tlmatipeiirrd." Mrt. W, E. Spink, 7i2 MiMiuri Ave. Mothers and prrnpectivt mothers, Dr. Pierre'i Favorite Prescription ii great friend to women. Send 10c (or trial package of tablets to Dr. I'irrce'i. llulfalo, N. Y. Car Ferry American Idea. Car fnrrlci that transport whole freight train across varlou bod let of watnr Id title country wors th first la the world. Thoy wer first usod on Uk Michigan In 1HB8. Ferrlo on l.ak Dalkal, In Siberia, acroi the llaltlc lint odd Oortuany and Sweden aero the English channel, and be tween Havana and Key West, arc all designed after our lak Michigan h-rrlei. . Extracting Flower Etaene. Perfume must be drawn from the bloom on the day that it la plucked, In 24 hour the dedicate, aroma ) at' moat gone. Many flower arc re quired to produce imall amount of the perfume. It take about two ton of vlolrt blossoms, for Instance, to make about two pouoda ot essence of violet. Engliah a Translated In the American conimerca report aotn amusing exampla ot mlstrans- latlon are given. Tbua In a Spanlih' speaking country, "vacuum cleaner" wa rendered "cleaner of emptine' and "Iron washere" became "machine for waahing Iron" and "barncaa for aingl home buggy" came out a "bar Ben full of bug for a bachelor hone American Mutual Magailn. "Outer) Bargain." A Dutch bargain la a bargain made when both partloa are drunk. In other word. It I no bargain at all. Tbla expression, along with many other, such aa Dutch courage, Dutch treat. etc., aeem to have come Into ue In the English language at time when It wa consldored mart to coin i preialona derogutory to the Dutch. Better Not. Tha philosopher. Ilia, wa once overtaken by a atorm on ahlpboard Among hla companion were onie very hud character, who began to call on the god for help. Ilia said "Hold your tongues; don't let them know you are on board." Edinburgh Weekly Scotsman. Rip Butter for Riff The nativea of Tangier are reputed to ha extraordinarily fond ot butter, but not the freib, iweet kind that Americana like. To satlefy the taate ot a Rift hla butter tnuat be at loaat year old before It attain the proper aroma and (eng. Matter of View It you want to "take a larger view of lite," the way to begin la to take smaller view of youriolf. Br'tr William ' De roaHon aome folk don't act wli I kate wisdom, don't day wld 'em long 'miff to git good acquainted. Atlanta Constitution. Another Art Salesmanship I the art of making yourielf bollove that a polite refuaal I an excuse to go on arguing. Akron Deacon Journal. You Want a Good Position Very well Take tha Accountancy ani Hualheaa Milnaa-amanL. PrlvatA Muntkrl el, Calculator. Comptometer, Btonosra- Brie, r-oiimansnip, or CommeroM Yeaan era' Course at Behnke-Walker The foremost Business College of the Northwest which bis won more Aoouraor Awards and Onld Medals than any other eeheoi In Amsrlue, Hand for our Buocans I'siaie. Fourth Hlroet arnr MorrUMO, rwiiajiii, ur. imrq m. waiKor, tree. P. N. U. No, 20, 126 THE FIFTY-DOLLAR BILL By WILSON C MliSMER ( kr Sfcorl (lory rub. Vs.) HER trip had been platuied hur riedly and her packing bud been done In bait and con fusion, ud when h entered the pulluiau and the porter had found her berth fur her, she waa all lu a flutter. It had been one of those last minute trips te New York to do some shopping, devldod because her hut baud had wade her a present of a nfty-dollur bill which, with the uiom-y she hud alreudy laid aside, wa suf ficient fur her to make the Journey now Instead ot later a aha hud In tended. The matter of the money which her bushund hud given her wa merely on of the odd little surprise he wa generally luvlshlng upon her, and she had stuck tha bill with a pUi , Into the pincushion and decided then and there not to postpone her trip auy longer, and bad begun packing Imme diately. KelNed at last, the hurry and ex citement of the lust hour seemed to fude to a mere nothing, and changed from a bit ot annoyauce to a rather pleasuut memory. Itemliilscvntty she rehearsed the scenes In her mind. She remembered how flustered she had been, bow aha hod ordered the muld about to do ber bidding, how she bad literally thrown a few clothes Into her traveling bag, how she bad taken a most hurried leave of her husband. She could remember distinctly having at the last minute matched up the Dfty -dollar bill from the pincushion and thrusting It loose Into her hand bag. And uow after all the confusion and excitement and worry, here she wa safe aboard the train, and ap parently none the worse for the rush. There were not many people In the car. Two middle-aged gentlemen aat three or four seats In front of her, heatedly discussing some topic which she could not overhear. Opposite wa a rather young woman, oddly dressed, whose eyea aeemed to wander restless ly through tha rsr. llehlnd, a mother and two smalt children were convers ing tlreaomely, the mother endeavor ing to answer patiently the questions of a very talkative son. When the train started Mrs. Rock well purchased a magaslne and passed an hour or two lu Ita perusal. Then becoming thirsty she started down the aisle for the water cooler, aud It wa while drinking a glasa of water that aha remembered having left the handling In the seat and she realised that thla wa a most careless thing to do aa It contained all her money. Hurrying back she saw with some relief that the bag whs still there, and, sitting down. Sirs. Rock well, obeying some strsnge sudden im pulse opened the bag and looked in. The fifty-dollar bill waa not there I She aat op rigid and stiff, gating straight ahead ot her. She had been robbed In that marvelously short time! She could scarcely believe her seiises. She searched the side coinrnirtim-nts of the bsg, found her other mone which she hsd parked away carefully but there was no sign of the fifty- dollar bill. She did not know what to do. She glanced about her cautiously and found the eyea of the oddly dressed woman upon her; when Mrs. Rockwell looked at ber she Immedi ately glanced away. Mrs. Rockwell was not a woman of very decided character, and whs rather easily excited. She lacked Uie acumen which enables one to art quickly, and she lost much time sitting rather dasedly gazing ahead of her. She waa at a toss whst to do, There wa nothing particularly suspicious In the attitude of these near her, yet the only person- who could posslhly have had the time and the chnnce to look Into her handbag waa the woman arrosa the aisle. Hut Mrs. Rockwell did not relish the task of accusing her openly, and had Just derided to call the conductor and explain the circumstances to him, when the lady serosa the aisle anise and went to tlio water cooler for drink, leaving a black handling behind In her anat, Acting on a strange swift Impulse Mrs. Rockwell took a long chance. Glanc ing through the car she saw that the woman with the two children wn very busily engaged with them and that the men ahead were at the height of their argument. So she noiselessly slipped across the aisle, picked up the handbag, annpped It open and there. thrust In hurriedly amongst a confa Ion of other things lay her flfty dol Inr hill. Mr. Rockwell took It, re turned to her seat, and calmly de posited It In her own bug before Uie lady returned. The success ot ber Impulsive plan did not surprise her so much as did the extreme boldness of the other woman. She had heard and read of the hundred and one little robberies that occur aboard trains, hut she had alwuy believed them with rather a shade of doubt. That in ordl nnrlly Rood looking young worn an, whose wearing apparel, to any the worst of It, was of rather an odd selection, should be so daring a to actually try to commit robbery In the space of time required for one to pa down the aisle and take a drink of water wna Indeed astounding. She could rendlly appreciate that It wits merely because the time was to limit ed thnt the woman did not ransack the whole bng and strip It of It mon eyed coutent. When the women returned to her seat, ib rather carelessly pushed her bag' to one side snd picked tip I book which she had with ber and began to read, leaving Mr. Rockwell to wonder what kind of a criminal she was. As she studied her, Mrs. Rockwell thought the woman had a bard face. There was nothing about It by which one could Judge her age. The lack of the faintest trace of wrinkle might lead one to think she was young, but the lips were too thin and the eye gated about too calmly and too care lessly for person of Inferior age. Her easy manner, too, gave one the suspicion that she had seen lot of the world, and that It would take a great deal to throw ber off her guard. Vet there waa something about the face that attracted Mrs. Rockwell, and she found herself at times almost pitying the. poor creature, and even going so far as to advance to herself the theory that posslhly she waa a vic tim of kleptomania. The gravity of the act she herself had committed, or the possible conse quences of It should she be apprehend ed, did not once occur to Mrs. Rock well. She wss one of those women who move upon Impulse and never top to anticipate possible results, and It never occurred to her that If she had been caught In the act of going through the other' handbag her own story of having first been robbed would not bsv been credited by the conductor, and the other woman bad only to tell a simple little lie to put Mrs. Rockwell In a very compromising position. However, ah bad not bean detected ; she bad made a really lucky move, had recovered her fifty-dollar bill, and waa Inwardly congratulating herself tliat she bad done a clever thing. And the rest of her Journey was divided between patting beraelf on the hark and watching the move ment of thl woman acroa the aisle. In New York the money went fait enough, but even with what he had aaved It waa quit Inadequate to com plete the list she had made out How ever, when one runa abort ot fund there I nothing to do but to return home or go somewhere where the funds ran be replaced, and Mr. Rock well returned borne. She telegraphed her husband, and he met her at the train. There was an odd little expression on bis face wheu he kissed her, and a certain reserve In his voice when he asked what kind of a time she bad had, both of which Impressed Mrs. Rockwell a peculiar. "An1 about your shopping," he said suddenly. "You didn't do much, did your "Indeed t did." Mr. Rockwell re plied. "You did!" her husband exclaimed rather wonderlngly. "Why, what ooT" "Why, on tha money I had aaved. but principally on the fifty dollar you gave me, dear." Rockwell (tared eghsst at her. "The fifty dollar I gave you. Why, my dear, dou't you know that yon for got that fifty dollar and left the bill pinned to your pln-cuihlon, where I found It the morning after you bad gouer Easy to Draw Crowd of Dweller in City The man In Immaculate tweeds stood outside the shop. He gated up Into the sky at a point midway be tween a church spire and a neigh boring factory chimney. A passing errand boy noticed the rapt Intentnes of the man's gaze. He, too, stood and gated up between the church spire and the factory chimney. Three men tlso (topped, saw the Intent git ot the man In gray and the errand boy, and their heada nicked back for examination of the aky between the church iplr and the factory chimney. Half an hour later, when the three policemen sent to move the crowd away, also, gated op, motionless and with open meutha, a tailor emerged from the shop and retrieved the man In gray from the midst ot the crowd. Carrying him Indoor, he wa re lieved to find the wax model was un damaged, unscratched. Honey U$ed lor Food From Earliest Times Honey wa probably the first pur sweet known to mankind. The cradle ot the rare wa In southwestern Asia where bees In a stute ot nature have always been numerous, and where honey from prehistoric times baa been a common article of diet The descrip tion of the Land of Promise given In miraculous manner to Moses wss that It waa a good land and Inrge, "a land flowing with milk aud honey." Modern traveler In Palestine agree that the description still holds good especially with respect to the honey, bee being abundant even In the remote part ot the wilderness, where they deposit their honey In the crevices of the rocks or In hollow tree. In some part of northern Arabia the hill are o well stocked with bee that no sooner are hive placed than they are occupied. Of Court Of Court t Slngulur, Isn't It, bow the obvious escape u sometimes. W wrote the other day about a fish that washes It young, and an exchange, wonder ing how on earth the little one get dried, "Why, on a fish line, proba bly," answer a correspondent, and thl no doubt I the reel lolutlon of the problem, Doston "Transcript ' Toofui' Philotophy "What I your Idea about life, Too- ftis?" nsk post trader In moralising mood, "What are we here for, heyf . "Growth. I think," uy Toofus. "No mutter how snmll a potato you are at the Hurt, you can grow," SMILE FOR SMILE By DOUGLAS MALLOCH WE CAN'T b merry all the day, but If a friend should come your wsy With smiling fact snd huppy air, Whatever load you have to bear, What sort of sorrow for awhile, I hope you gtv him srlle for mllel Now, much I said about the need. Of bringing cheer to hearts that bleed And bringing Joy to soul that weep; But there' another faith to keep, There' something for tli sad to do To smll at folks who smile at you I So when they come, ss come they wilt, To spesk of good In time of 111, To speak of blessings, too, no doubt Perhsps you hsd forgot about, When Joy come knocking, night or day, Run out to meet It half the way I Yea, there' a duty for the lad, When good folk com to make yon glad, And that'i to grin, and (bow your grit, And cheer yourself a little bit At least this much you ought to do To smile (t folks who smile at you. ( if MoClara Mavsespar Sradlcata.) 0 oAmong the OTABLES LOUIS JOLLIET TO LODIS JOLLIET, bore Septem ber 21, 1045, belong the honor of bavlnf been tbe first w hite man to ex plore the upper part of the Missis sippi river. Munr historian claim he explored more of the rlvrr than any oilier man of that time, taking tbe honor away from both La Salle and I Soto. Beyond doubt, be wa tint to establish Uie fact that tbe great river did not run into tbe South sea. a It wa believed In Canada. Jolllet wa the (on of a wagon maker, better educated than most of hi time, since the family hsd de rided to make him a priest But be turned Into a fur trader and mer chant. Instead, and made many daring trip Into unexplored wilderneaae. So great was his reputation, that be waa chosen to lead Uie expedition that was to go down the Mississippi, Father Marquette being one of the party. Through tbe Illinois and Wis consin river they traveled, and final ly came Into tbe Mississippi and went oo to the Missouri At thl point, the Indiana assured them it wa but a ten days' trip to the river month, so they concluded the great etreara ran Into the Gulf of Mexico and turned back. Crossing a lake In a canoe, all Jolllet' map were lost, and much valuable Infonaitlon destroyed. Ill next trip was to explore the Hudson bsy region and then the roast of Labrador for seat fishing. II wanted to colonise the beautiful val ley of the Mississippi, but the Cana dian government gsve blm no encour agement He died wealthy and hon ored In Canada In 1700. tC by Qeoree Matthew Adams.) MotelS RpeulkeworN I it GOT tp get on my diet again," 1. said th hotel stenographer. "I got weighed this morning." 'Why yon are not fat!" exclaimed th house detective, "Right you are, Kelly," answered the girl, "and I am not going to be. An ounce of diet Is better than a pound ot adipose tissue. Fat hss divorced more women than Mexico. If fat doesn't put women In the ceme tery It puts them on the shelf, and any woman would as soon have a nice quiet grave In a cemetery as a nlc quiet place on the shelf. "It is on thing to take off fat and look like tbe hsnd ot a laundress aft er s bard day' washing and quite another to keep the fat oft and not have the skin on your face full of little wrinkle like a punctured toy balloon. I sm going to keep It oft and believe thou me that It you re to be popular with the men you've got te wear a svelt figure, if you know what I mean, "The new style dresses are made for the hlpless women. It she swell In the middle Ilk a tenpln Ita fare-ye-well any place except a ben party where they dp tea snd knock flupper. "Stylish stouts are for fat women who are not stylish. If keeping my eye on the calories will permit me to wear a section ot fireman's hose for a dress I will watch my weight like a Jockey. Prlt fighter, Jockey and women have to keep Inside the weight limit If they hope to get engagements. "If spending few cents on weigh Ing machines and having a little sense about eating will keep me In th ruu nlng I shall face th durter fit a r couple of fiddles mil neither one of them will be the bass fiddle either, "I am two pounds overweight and . have rut out candy und sodas till 1 am back where I belong." (Cap,rlsbt ay the MaNauf at Ms.li.. i muxrfifnatoViA.3x:ik PnDTT AIMH VsAV X LaJTXlU Children, 10 cents Any Time. , Continuous 1 to 1 1 p. T , .- We hava a fow select cars that are big value. Bee vDCdD I rSnSDOruJUOfl "1,m heror you buy. Expert repairing and Storage by oar i day or wk. FRANKLINS 171.00 AND OT ALU WORK GUARANTEED Dundee Auto Repair & Machine Vorks The Oldest and Best Equipped Repair Plant In Oregon East Water snd Halmon flts., Pertlstwl, Oriron East IMS SUNDER GRINDING CRANK SHAFT ORINDINO OEM. OVERHAULING OREGON'S a y SP.ASIDP. 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