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Cuttir.s Flowert
Flowers out in tlit enrl? nim-nlng h.
fore tlicy lire in full blossom las'
longer tlmn those cul Into In the duv
Fishfag by Telephone
Appsru'iK s.'m, v.-Imt In Hie nntnr
of n li'IiM'-'n'tw Is ummI ly thi licrrlr
II -ltiTtmn ill s;nvin.','er, Norway, t
locate slum! i f fish. A mlrmi in
Is r.lf'ulit.l to n sim'i.cn wire mnl 1
Astute-! t!;at tlie movement of tli
I I miiMiIp through a tetephon
revolver In the hont.
Broken Umbrella
One rulny day 1 wt joins '
work niy wife gave me au umliri I
which was broken. It wmiM np
without pressing llie button. Thlnkit
it as better (linn nothini on K nil'
d.iy 1 took it. When I got on t
street car It wns crowded io I tiit;t
stand. Suddenly the umbrella p:h
op nnd with It lifted the drosses or t:
women around. I wan never so
barrassed In nil r.j life. G. W. '
Chicago Tribune.
Hoia to Get There
An Kr.gli. '.itnnn. who w:is far i
his ci unse aiul cufurd nbotit h' lie
dlrerlions, as!. (J uo Irish:. Kin. v. '.':
pent in the wilds of CmiiPmara. In
to jot to I.PtU'rfraik. The Irlshni:
Inlxired over the directions, so Intr
rate arid ronn luhotit ' ere tlie road
u.ill, bavins ih ne hi tMst. be ad !
thin: "If tt Wiis me.elf that w t
lug to Leiterfniek, faltli. I wor.Jdn
tart from berj!"' New Outlook.
Log on Simple Food
l'; !n the Iilti!iil"..va wtiere the pe
!o lie on stii.ijde Duliirul food the
r v.- n of bacterial Infeetlo;
i ; ie live to it s :"1 old ase ni.d no
!,o live iro;iri; become fa:hor
' n one li'imlred and twcnty-fi
i- : o'.i. 1'hpy eat very little men!
ilx.v eat xiinple pat tie made
, :,' p-ain gi-oiimi in a huod tuortai
'. riy of v( (t( tnhle and freah or Urle
. :.a. I r. William Howard Kay I.
.-M'i-.milic Therapy und l'ractlcil tii
itarcli.
Early Greenland Setilzn
tionmlii of old churches and crave
yard. behmirlnif to the Norsemen set
tli rs of the Tenth century have boei
found In Greenland by Danish e
dl'Ion. The colony became lost i.Imu
1400, when Intercourse with E-iropi
ceased.
Liking Nature
There appears to be no end to m
I ln for nature; whether a tree 1
leafy that It reduce the wtod
boa vena to a few blue eyes, or hot he
' twls are as thin and bare a th
1 ''I' leg that use tliein It Is all th
:inie to me. V. IL lavles, In l.ale
Days.
Little Really Endure
History fiides Into fi.ble; fact W
comes clouded with doubt and cut.
troverKy; the Inscription molders fri.p
tlie tablet; the statue falls from tie
ptilestul. Columns, urclw-s, py,nr.ilil
whnt are they but heaps of rn!
and th.-lr epitaphs but chario-tcr
written in the dust. Washington Irv
I tig.
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Kodak keeps the story
lnJ(xir3, there's a long list of pic
tures to make for the Kodak history
of the home. And the Kodak album
soon becomes the most precious book
you have.
Ak tit for your copy of "At Home with
the Kodik." This J-rK booUef, com
pletely illustrated, dcKribn and ihowi in.
terming pictures such M yuu cui maU st
your hoiie.
Kodak Film the genuine in
the famoui ycilcw bux.
Phutof'inii Aoif icrvtc that'i
riyhe and rylit cn : m:,
Eul'ards Pharmacy
The KODAK Stnre
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FICTION
Teller That fellow lUwboo saw a
Tll bill on the sidewalk yesterday but
r fused to pick It up.
Asker What was the mutter; wna
it counterfeit, or was It pasted down?
Teller No, It was nil rlht : but
yesterday was Kritlay and ltooboo
thought It would he unlucky to find
money on that day. Trouver de Sen'
Hers.
THE WRONG WAY
She (staniplng foot) You mustn't
":iss me that way.
He (quietly) What Is your favorlt
wayT
Plenty of Time
"Ural th train T Oh. surd
Lots il lime," said he.
"Lots of time" was rlaht
All etrrnlty
Naturally
Pater Kobert, how Is it your re
port card shows a It for deportment T
Robert Ytfti see. puter. I have been
so continually In conference with
my Instructor that the other pupils
would deem It a prearrmiiri-d affair
should I flaunt a too Inspiring murk
on my record of endeavor.
The Difference
Mr. BruL'L'a I suppose too kno'
fm slnglnir In the church choir nowT
ratletif Friend No. I didn't
Mr. Itnipt'a Hut surely your broth
er Tom told you I had Joined the
cholrT
Patient Friend Oh. yes, he told n
Uiut. I'eabody Stur.
Father' $ Cue
"Dearest." passionately exclalmel
the tbiUtfhtor' younit man. "you hart
led me to adore
"GoodT Interrupted her father'!
voice from the atuirs. "Now open It
ami Ret out.
UNTHINKABLE
"Did jou turn down the count's nro-
pOKiil';"
'Why of course. Hm's a noted mind
reader. Think how terrible It would
be not to he able to keep a secret."
Variety
rim b'-iullful (Iris on ths eovar naaa
"in nil my urm snd woes ssausgs.
i mil in iov at ihB vi-ry drat stk
ioi t' i a nw one verv wk.
An Efficient Druggitt
"Whet did yon put In this prescrlp
loliV "Hint I can ti ll only to the d(ic.
or." si id the dniKu'lst.
"The ihH'lor wants to know, geemi
I f ive you a Chinese laundry ticket
ami you lllled Hint." I'eabody SUr.
Faithful Admirer
'.Viisti't that slorv von told ralhur
l-l'ii'i" iisked the husband.
'Not at nil," answered the wife.
Ytl (old it to me yourself I u
i.oiily trying It out in a crowd In
lope or seeinc whiii was funny about
t."--Winlilnaton Star.
Mean
"'Id llllnx Is a mean old cuss. Isn'f
el"
".'.lean ! If that jruy was cruising: In
Son id Sea Islands he would throw
I'd nM.eis over the rail for the na
U'.i In dive after."
Rare Day$ Nowadayi
"A dull day," renin iked mild Mr.
oil CIlUi'ii.
-Mir
"Nubtdy has naked me to con t rib
o l ioiiiy for anything."
He Wa$
lit ' Haven't I seen you some place
fo 1 1
Sh Voll do seem rnlbop frauh l.
.jr i iliid. Wisconsin Octouua,
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The
BULLS EYE
Editor end Qentrtl Meneqtr
Will Pftrtcna
AruxlMr "Bull" Duffr -m l-
tliemtr ' iWI 'lat lim. ,
route a..a tt-rv. a star, and lead
ing American humoriat. Mors
coming. u.li lor thra.
Congress
No.l
I went to Washinston the other
day. I visited "The House of Rep
resentatives," they were in session.
What I mean by being in session,
the tax bill was up for debate and
they were arguing on "Better Golf
courses for the medium salaried
nun." I suppose if the World
Court bill hnd been up, they would
have been talking on "Shall Amer
ica park oblong or parallel"
Well, then I went over to the
Senate. They had adjourned, I
felt that America was not having
such a bad day at that. We were
only 50 percent inefficient THAT
DAY.
You know we all joke and kid
about Congress, but we can't im
prove on them. No matter who we
elect, he is just as bad as the one he
replaced. So with all their faults
we love 'em. They are as good as
the people who vote to put them
there, and they are 10 times better
thin the ones who don't vote at all.
They are like "Bull" Durham,
they are not perfect, but they are
the best in their line.
P S. There will be another piece
in this paper soon. Look lor it.
Guaranteed by
MceseesATae
1 1 1 Fifth Avenue, New York City "
The Coal
A schoolboy's essay: "A joat Is
about aa big as a sheep If the sheep
Is big- enough. A female font Is
called a buttress, a little coat la called
a sT'iiitee. Gouts are very useful for
euiliiK up things. A goat will eat tip
more things than any animal thai
ain't a gout. My father had a gout
once. Sly father Is an awful food
man. Kverything he says U so, even
If It nln't so. That Is nil I know
about the gouts."
No Baggage on Rio Cart
In lllo Janeiro there are atrlct limb
i .ions on the amount of baggage that
m. iy In carried by a passenger In
ovinlliig u street car. He may not
ih'.e on certain curs Willi a grip, valise,
org or similar article lurger than a
vi nliy ciiim'. Neither can be travel In
a llr. t class street ear apartment with,
"i t n coat. Also It Is required that all
liiMseiiger wear aoeks when boarding
ibo curs.
One Thing Mieting
The modern home today la supplied
With everything except the family.
"Bull
Durham
LEX ECHOES
Karl Buach, coonipatiled by
Mrs. Florence: Heat h, inntnn..) to
Walla Will, a Cilti. .ln.i .. I
urn" hi.itui Mtiy mnl re
mained until Monday with Mm.
Karl Bench and the l0)3.
Mrs. James Cox, hair uooil8
worker from Walla Walla, called
on Lexington customers Monday.
Mrs. Fmma Urenhears was
calltd to Walla Walla lust week
by n telegram which announced
the sad passing of her motner,
Mrs. Anna Wright, who was an
aunt of Ed Burchtll. Mrs Wright
was a former Lexington resident
and had many friends hert,
I asaBiBat
Mrs W. 0. Hill and little Lucille
are at home after ten days with
fori land relatives.
Mr. and Mrs. Arthur itunt are
entertaining Mm. M. D. Tinker
who arrived on 0. W. R. N. Mon
day fiom Forlland. Mrs. Tucker
is Mrs. Hunt's mother.
After hem g employed for two
months in Lexington, Earnest
Fredetickson has gone to Salem
where his faml'y resides.
Mr. and Mrs. Del Walker and
son drove to Heppner Alts. Sun
where they exptct to enjoy camp
life.
The members of Mrf. Georne
Ally it's Congregational Sabnuih
school class wil1 present a pliiy,
"All a mistake" on Friday even
ing, April 23, in Lexington audi
torium. Proceeds Torn the play
will be added to the Near East
Kelit f fund.
Cast rf Characlers,
Ciipt Obadiah Skinner ...Janus
Ke er
Lieut. George Richmond ..
Marion Palmer
ItichurJ Hamilton Elmer Palmer
FVrdnand Lighthead ;
Raymond Miller
Nellin Richmond .. Dorria Wilcox
Nellie Huntington . Marv Slocum
v'orr elia Skinner .. .. Erma Duvhll
Nellie Mclntyre Eva Pailhety
llih grade piano near lone
vill besold to reliable party at a
ig saving. $10 a month w ill ban
lie A ral ouy. Writd at once for
particulars.
Tallmaan Piano Store,
Danger in Acetylene Torch
The flume of an acetylene tmvli
ujurious to the eye In . 'oportlmi to
:a brightness. If It la so bright that
n looking at It and then winking the
jes an outline of the flume cun he
een on the retina, goggles should be
vorn. The effect Is the same as that
f Ih, king directly at the sun. The
arts of the retina affected are apt' to
' permanently injured.
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Iceland Once a Republic
Iceland was an Independent repub
lie from p:9 to YZK, when It Joined
with Norway, iloth coiuitrloa came
unibT Diinlsh rule In l.'iHl. When Nor
way sepa rated from I ten mark In IS II,
Iceland remained under Denmark. In
10IH Denmark acknowledged Iceland
as u sovereign stale, united with pen
mark only In that the HiiiiInIi king was
aliio to hi king of Iceland.
Hat m Dual Advantage
It has been found that half an
hour vigorous singing In the morn
ing la H healthful exercise. The prac
tice la also recommended aa having u
tendency to lower rents In the neigh
borhood. Boston Transcript.
Zulu Death Chamber
Near Durban, Routh Afi-len, Is the
"I'lace of Death," a fuiinel-lll;e cleft
lu the const rocks, Inlo which, In times
gone by, the. Zulu chiefs were accus
tomed to placo the victims of ilmli
wrath to die.
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Kodak Keeps the Trip
Kvcry sixirtsmart wants pictures of his trip. He
wants tnem tu show to his friends ami to keep alive
and green some of the happiest days of his life.
It's all easy with any Kodak, ami as for conven
ience some arc so small that you do not carry them
you ueur them, like a watch.
You'll find our Kodak counter Just the pl.u e to select your
picture-making out lit. Always an ample stock of Kodaks, ready
lor your selection. 1 5 up.
Davufiliig unj printing of Iht
yidv kind
Bullard's Pharmacy
The Kodak Store
L
iiiiiinii
U lone Independent
1 JOB
Good WorK end
For Hillside Harvests
Combine-Harvester
Designed and Built by
AD VANCE-RUMELY
TLi'yM I 1 i.i . , t t
Paul G. Balsiger, Agent,
lone, Orcgor..
The big
IDEA
.just now is not fuel but-
15 &
Before you buy, see
Smith .
at the
Parmer's
Elevator
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PRINT
Reasonable Prices
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