..J..L, Encouragement for Women irre". W. Z. Simmons Salrm. "F.vrr thice I va alntit twenty years oi l Dr. rirrct'i Favorite J'mcriptinn has been my only tonic ami nervine. When I bfm to feel rim down or Ret into a ncrvotu state I take II Treicripliini' and it nlntyi Itiven satisfactory rctill. During nil of my expectant periods I liave depended entirely on it to krrp me well ml itrong, and it was a wonderful help. I always grt ilnns '" was able to be round and had no ili-lrm to iICuk of at any tune. 1 do believe tliere it no other metlkine so helpful in mother hood" Mr. W. Z. biihinuni, VJS S. Htli St. Obtain thli (arnotii 'Trejcriptiou" now, in tahleii or lionld, front your druwtit. Write Dr. Tierce, ('resident Invalidi' Hotel hi liuffalo, N. Y, if jrou dcir free medical advice. Rata Lowtr; Amount Increases. Washington, I). C Despite genur ally lower levels of tui rata In effect during 1.'5 tho federal government re ceived a greater volume of tsxns than It did In 1: I. Official figures for the two years, mado public Sunday night by Inn bureau of Internal revenue, showed total recelpte of J2,94.257,m for l2&t compared with $3,688,045,20 for Ifll. or an Increase lait year of .2I1.C25. ' Tim revenues from aourcea other than Ihfi Inroina tax failed to go for ward umli r th atlmulua of reduced taxation. The Ineoiua taxea, however, yielded lt.fi2S.7a4.13S last year, gain of IZ4.509.T24 over 1924. Mlscellan M.ua receipts dropped from IK86.H1, I(iS In 1924 to $SGM5J,I10 In 192S. Rial Health rtsaort. The Falkland Islands bare ona of tha moat aaluhrloua climates In the world. Againat 56 blrtha recorded there in 1923, there were only IS deatha. The population, tetlmatod, la 2.142, of which 1.2UG ar malea. There waa no alckneae of aerloua character throuKhout the year. Aiklng Too Much of Fox. She wua In Alaska looking over a fox farm. Aftar admiring a beautiful allver aMelmen aha anked her guide: "Jul how many tlmea can tha fox be aklnncd for hie fur?" "Three tlmea, mailum," said the guide grave ly. "Auy mora than that would a pel I lila temper." I Few Aggeetalve Snakee. The Impertinent of Agrlrulture aaya that the king coin a of Aula haa been known to follow and attack persona, and the large constricting anakea of the tropica also at tlmea are aggrea alve. The poisonous snakes of the United Hlutes usually do not attack men unless molested. Ancient Anesthetics. Aneslhutlcg In surgical operations were used thousand of yeara ago, we are told by one high authority. They commonly used vegetable drugs such as jnorphlno and hashish and alcohol. Kept In Cage Elsvsn Years, Jenu do la Ilaluo, French eccloslaa- tlo and politician of tho Fifteenth can tury. Incurred tha displeasure of King Louis XI, who had hlnrsb.ut.ap In. an Iron cage for sloven year, from 1469 to 1480. '," ' , An Angle. Jud Tunkln says tryln' to please aonio men,' fiiakes 'em feel so lrapor- tunt that you don't nut any thanks. Kiinsaa Clly Star, , , Suspenders, or "gnllusea," to hold up the aklrta la the latest thing In women's" fashions, aaya tha glrla of Con verse college at Spartanburg, S. C who are, filing over tha campus thusly nttlred., The girls do not trust tha nail often used, In lieu of tha missing button and connoct the "pallusos" and aklrt with anfoty plna. You Want a Good Position Vary wll T the Aoeonntiwey and Business raanagamaiit, rami Itemrtart ai. Calculator, I'omptomator, HUnuark Mo, HABimutahlu, ur Common Tea trs' Osama at Behnke-Walker The fnremnet Business College of tha nennwMi wnien nu woa more Aocumoy Awards and (told MMlaJi lliu ur rvth.r school la America. Hand (or our ailoe Li"if, ruunq mrrm naar jniirneaa, mnumi, kit. ihh at. waiaar, i-rwo. P. N. U. No. 8, 192o THE PROFESSIONAL RECALL By REX T. STOUT ; ar abori atom rob. uo.i T1 II ICY met at Qulmhy'i unex pectedly, for the first time In three iiinntha, and aftar the handshake proceeded to their old table In the corner, ' "Well, how goes Itr asked Bendy. I "lleudy," aald Dudd Ilronson, Ignor ing tha question, "I am the greateat man la the world. I myself, am for ham and cabbage, since It tickles my feelings, but It you want anything from peacocks' hearts to marmalade, lt'a on ma." Bendy atared at tha roll of tills) Dudd brought out of Ida troueere pocket "Pudd," he said, hla voloa trembling, "I respect you. I'leaae put It In your breaat pocket ao I can see the bulge. What waa tha occur rence?" I "1 bate to tell It," declared Dodd. "llendy, I am a modest mun, When yon admire ma moat, remember I aald that. I "Tha pity of It la that tliere waa no one to wutch me. I dona tt In aolltude. I "One day, about two weeks ago,. I walks Into the aanctum of David Jet more. Jetmore la tha best lawyer la Ilorton, over In Jersey. lie's ona of them fat, bulgy men that looks right through yon with clrcnmambloua gaxa. I "'Mr. Jetmore,' aaya I, my nam la Aba Del man. I been running It store over In Paulino wttb my brother Lao. a bad fight over a personal matter which ain't to the purpose, and when Lao began lookln' for ma In an unpeaceful mnnnur I came away for my health. Vow 1 wont to get my half of the etore wtihh I am broke till I got It, and you should writ to Lao'a lawyer, who la Mr. Devlin of Ironton, shout a aettlemenL' " 'Have you aomcthlug for a retain er T aaka Jetmore. I "No,' aaya I. 'I'm llvln' at a boUL' "I'm busy man,' aaya Jetmora, and how do I know I'll get any money T ! "'Mr. Jetmore,' aaya L that store's worth tbrea thousand dollars If lt'a 'worth cent And If my half ain't enough, maybe you can get Lao to give you aome of hla.' "Finally, after I explained prorala cuously why I had to keep at an un safe distance from brother Leo, and other delicate nolnta. Jetiuora mmrm (he'll take tba Job. When be aaya Devlin, Leo s lawyer In Ironton, la a personal friend of his, I told him that made It all tba better. "That aama afternoon about four I hours Inter I walks Into Dcvlln'a office in ironton. 7 . "'Mr. Devlin,' aaya I my nam ta Leo Dolman. I been runnlne It a store over In Faullne with my brother .Aba. Wa had fight over a personal matter wnicn am t to the purpose, and Aba left for parte unknown. Two daya ago cornea a letter from Abe'a lawyer, Mr. Jetmora of Ilorton. about Abe'a share la tba store, which ba dldnt wait to take with him, and I told him to write to you, because you should make It aettlement for me.' I "llendy, these lawyers la all tho aama.- All they think about la wbat'a In It for them. They're paroaltea, Bendy. They're a menace to aeclety. i "Have you aomethlng for a retain er T asks Devlin. Mr. Devlin.' aaya 1 1 have not' Than,' aaya be, "how do you ex pact to aettle with brother Aber . "Bendy, I know you won't repeat this to any of our friends, or I wouldn't tell It It fills ma with 'ahama. Bendy, when I remember that i fifty I handed to Devlin. These law yers la tha worst kind of graftera. - "I told Devlin I dldu't want any i Paulina natlvea to know about mine and Abe'a Intimate pertlnacltlea, and l walta In Ironton for a aettlement Aa aoon aa ha got my fifty ba wrote I off long letter to Jetmora which ha let ma read to correct tha aentlmenta. I "It waa Inst Thursday when I got to Devlln'a sanctum Just In time to aea I him pnttln' on hla coat to go to lunch With the Stenographer. ;i "Hello, Dolman,' aaya he. Til era you In about half an hour, riore'a letter from Jetmora. Make yourself ' at home till I get back.' ' "When be'd gone I read tha letter over Just to make aura there wasn't j no changca since ( aaw It the night (before In 'Jetmoro'a office. It aald j that Aha had decided to accept Loo's , offer of twelve hundred dollara cash, provided It , paid within throo I daya. .' ""I goea to the atcnngrapher'i desk, picks out a Dlca printed letterhead, and wrltea on It aa follows: - March 11, lilt, Mr. David Jetmore, Morton, N. J, . Dsar Blr ' I As pr advice 'eontslnsd In your I favor of the 10th Innt., I am an eloatnc herawlth cheek for twalve hundred dollara In full paymant of in i ibiiii vi nu, fciwiiii laimi.i l Tn lulmir I ahall be pleased to have you eoknowlada raoalpt of same. Tours vsry truly, " "I ' had already practiced Devlln'a hand till I waa tick of It, and I signed that letter ao that Devlin blm olf couldn't a' told tha difference. Then I pulls out blnnk check, niukea It to tha order of Devlin for twelve hundred dollara and slims It 'Leo Del mun' and Indorses Devlln'a uarue on the back. - , I vi course, i coma nave none some 1 1 of this work In toy own boodwar, but 1 wuhtef to use Devlin's typewriter, and besides, I had a feeling It would ba mora gentlomun-llke to do every thing right there In the office. "When Devlin come back I had the letter all ready to mull flowed away In my pocket "'Have you got that twelve hun dred?' aaya he. "Mo,' aaya I, 'but I'll got It In three daya or bust' ' "You'd better,' aaya he, 'for when Jetmora aaya three daya be don't mean four.' "I mailed the letter and check In Ironton that afternoon, and next day that waa Friday I goea over to Ilorton on tha very first train, and pedeatrlnatea Into Jetmore'a office on the atroka of ten. "Jotmoro met me cordial Ilka mul . that'a Just found aomethlng to kick. He'd amelled my money. "Did you get ltr aaya L "lie pulled out the check I'd mailed In Ironton tha day before. I looked at It over bis shoulder, him holdln' on with both hands. " T guess about fifty of that belonga to you,' aaya L 'Fifty I' aaya he. TlftyT " 'No,' aaya 1, 1 only aald It once,' "That'a what cornea of guttlu' Into the clutches of one of them graftera. Bendy. But I let tt go at a hundred to preserve my own Interests; " 'Well,' aaya I, 'give me the check.' "'Give me my hundred,' aaya be, " T ain't got It; aaya L men wa'u casb the check,' aaya he, and puta on hla coat and bat "Bendy, ain't that pitiful? Ain't It pitiful? It waa comlu' ao easy I yawued right la hla face. Saya be. 'then we'll cash the check.' Oh, the big rat boob I "We goea down to the bank, and Jetmore steps up to the window. " 'Good morning, Mr. Jetmore,' aaya the teller, obsequIee-Uke. "Jetmore takee a pen. Indorsee the check, and paasea It through the win dow. "'Give It to ua In hundreds,' aaya he. "'Not for me,' aaya I, ateppln" up. Make It twenties.' "The teller counta out ten twenties. slaps 'em on top of a pile with a ban- dine on 'era, and shoves 'em through the window to Jetmore. He counta off five and I aticka the rest In my pocket " 'Better count 'em,' aaya Jetmore. "Til take a chance,' aaya L The young man looks boneet' The truth la, I waa beginning to get the ahlvera. "Me and Jetmore turned to go. Just aa we reached the door I felt that pile of twentlee Jump right out of my pocket and alap me In the face. Htandln' there lookln' at ua waa Devlin. , "'Hello, Jetmore,' aaya be. Good- morning, Mr. Delman.' "Bendy, stand up. No man can alt unrcapectful while I relate the se quence, it fills my eyee with tears to think of tt Tve been a modest man. but this la too much for me. I must tell the truth. "I was In a bole, all right but I atUl bad bold of the rope. I koew that IVvlIn thinks Tat Leo and Jetmore thinks I'm Abe, and aa long aa they didn't get a chin on It I waa safe. "Mr. Devlin,' aaya I 'I'm glad to aee you. There'a a little matter I want to ask you about' "Jetmore started to spout before Devlin could answer and I Inter apersed. "lt'a an Important matter,' aaya I, "and I won't keep you long.' "Devlin stood lookln' at ua like he dldnt understand. Of course, Jet more knew I knew Devlin, because I'd told him be waa mine and Leo'a law yer before the fight "Jetmora pulla out hla watch and starts to go. " 'I've got an appointment,' aaya he. Til ace you later. Drop around to tha office about one.' Then he turns to me. 'Come In and aay good by,' aaya he, and off he goea. "It took me about two mlnutea to explain to Devlin that I'd come up to Uorton to try to get Jetmore to chop off a hundred on the aettlement Dev lin laughed. "'Jetmora don't do no choppln', aaya he. "Right you are,' aaya L He wont even give me no extra time.' "'What waa It yo-1 wanted to aak me?" siijs be. " 'Mr. Devlin,' aaya L To a poor man. Whether I get that twelve hun dred I don't know, But I got friends In Pittsburgh what's got It, and If you'll let ma have fifty back for rail road fare, I'll make It a hundred when I aettle up.' "Devlin blinked hard, and I thought he'd Jumped It But beta' a grafter, that hundred looked too good to lose. He putla out a big black wallet counta out five tens, and hands 'em to me careful-like. ' " 'Delman,' aaya be, 'I know you're an honest man. I can tell It by your eyes. I feel aura you'll . get the money.' "Mr. Devlin,' aaya I, holdln' hla band In one hand and the fifty la the other, 'I will get the money.' And I leaves hlin.stnndtu' there In the bank, wotchln' me through the window. "Did jou go to Pittsburgh?" asked Bendy. "Bendy," aald Dudd, "don't be fac tlous In tha presence of genius. Ton offend me," ' . "Forgive me," aald Bendy, humbly. "Let ma see the fifty, Dudd. I just want to touch It" Remit, a Rtl Scrap Manager That la the moat reallatle fight I ever sn on the acreon. How did you work ltt , i Film Director I told each actor on the quiet that the other considered him a potik scrapper. TURKEY PLANS ON BIG FARMS Republic Will Make Agricul ture Science. Constantinople, The Turkish re public la going In for agriculture on a scale the like of which the country previously haa never witnessed. Ilecognlzlng the principle that there can be no enduring prosperity In a nation of oppressed and unwilling producers, the government haa made numeroua changea ameliorating con ditions under which the peasants lived. The feudal system which obtained during the rule of the sultans haa been abolished. Tba overlords, who claimed vast stretches of land and used tha pea inn ta as serfs, have been executed or exiled and the land di vided among the people. With the departure of the sultans went the tax on the peasants which took one-tenth of their profile. To create body of expert man agers, the bureau of education haa es tablished 18 agricultural schools for which there were 2,000 applicants this year, and also la sending students to farm collegea In Europe and America. The department of agriculture la encouraging scientific farming through the dissemination of Information, dis tribution of seeds and Institution of tractors and other modern machinery. It haa elaborated upon a program, to extend over the next ten years, for the Intensified production of tobacco and the "three whites" of Turkey cotton, sngar and wheat Aa for I'realdent Kemal, be la ao keenly Interested In the development that he ta running an experimental farm of hla own on the outskirts of Angora. OIL KING AT PLAY Latest photograph of John D. Iiock efeller, made recently while be waa playing a game of golf at Orruond Beacb, Fla. Patrolmen Save a Woman After Leap Into River New Tort Her handa clasped as If la prayer, a gray-haired woman, about fifty five yeara old, plunged from the bridge at the Delaware, Lackawanna 4 Veetern railroad terry atlp at Twenty-third street Into the Hudson river. A throng In the waiting room aaw the woman disappear la tha Icy water. Aa unidentified young nmn sprang to the rescue. Aa the crowd watched, he dived and brought the woman to the surface. 1 Patrolmen ' Voung and Morrison lowered a ladder Into the slip, but found It waa three feet too abort Aa the watchera cheered, Morrison held Toung by the ankles and awung him down until hla handa grasped those of the rescuer. Assisted by several men, Morrison and Young hauled the two ashore. The rescuer shivered a few seconds, ahrugged hla shoulders and disap peared before police could learn bis Dame. The woman, Identified aa Mary Regan, fifty-five, unemployed and homeless, waa taken to Hcllovue hos pital to be treated for submersion. Young Men of Pennsylvania Town Losing Their Hair Klttannlng, Pa. A atrange malady, which ao far haa defied dlugnosls by physicians and scalp experts la rapid ly denuding tha heads of the town'a young men of hair. According to a local newspaper, physicians at a meeting here an nounced that they had received more than 800 applications for treatment for premature buldneaa : from men ranglug In age from nineteen to thirty la the past two weeks. , . X Live 13 Days Without Food or Even Water Dellalre, Ohio. After being Imprlsoued in the Webb mine for 13 days without food and water, three horses and a mulo, forgotten while efforts were I made to recover the bodies of t nine mlnera who lost their Uvea la aa explosion, were led from f tneir uving lonui ana t rented to fresh air and austennnce. There I i waa great rejoicing among the townspeople and miners when the faithful animals were re- I ported safe. tffwwwwwtwwI 0 ev ' " T m- PHRTI A jrY 1 Jt 1 LiiallJL Portland, Oregon. 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State Market Agent Spence aaya the fanners of western Oregon are nearly all to need of lima for full productiveness, but that the high cost haa bold tbla back. Governor Pierce thinks, If the plan la carried out, that at least $2 per ton red no tion from present prices can be made. with delivery at Salem. The Canadian Way. In the wheat aectlon of Canada a farm Instruction train will be run, two cara, one with samples of the best seed grain to ahow what good aeed looks like, the other with two modern seed cleaning outfits, one to be operat ed by hand, the other with gasoline power. Farmers along the route may bring In their wheat and aee It clean ed and they will be advised to form syndicates to produce the larger ma chines for community service or the smaller onea for Individual use. Hope Lies In Organization. Labor haa daya work to aell and by union strength It haa been able to fix Ita selling price In many lines of In dustry, in localities where it is solidly organized. Farmers have no such control of what they have to aell they cannot tlx prices they permit world wide competition and manipulation to set prices on their products and tlx their incomes. Once labor thought the undertaking of establishing wages by organization strength waa hope less. Enormous Grsln Losses. The Toronto Sun gives some start ling figures of grain losses from smut and winter Injury of Canadian wheat. In one day, tt atatea out of 1278 cara handled In tbe western division, S18 were classed as "No grade" against 164 "So. 1 northern. Hi No. t and 179 No. S. The difference In price that day waa 42 centa per busheL $225 Per Family for Clothes. The U. S. Department ot Agriculture statea that $225 per family waa the average amount apent for clothing by 1,337 American farm families In 1922 23, the families averaging four per sons. These figures are positive proof of the utter unfarenesa between form and other incomea, the average per persons on the farm being 155 per year (or all wearing apparel. . Quarantine Against 8mut Quarantine against flag-smut wheat went into effect In tbe United Statoa February 1, prohibiting Importation from India, Japan, China, Australia, Union ot South Africa, Italy and Spain ot all varieties of wheat and wheat products except such aa have been ao milled or processed aa to have destroy ed the flag smut spores. Grading Paya. It gives the producer more money for fewer products and it gives him ready marketa. The farmer who fanns with hla head la the one who a guaranteeing the quality of a contain er. Br'sr Williams. "Don't argue with a fool," aaya Drothor Williams, "for that dea gives him a chance ter make a fool of you. Atlanta Constitution. Laea In Revolution. Four persona by the name ot Lea took important parte In the American Revolution Gen. Charles, dismissed by congress for disobedience, Richard Henry and hla brothers, Arthur and Francla Llghtfoot ot Virginia, OFFERS A MARKET FOR YOUR PRODUCE VAUDEVILLE PHOTO-PLAYS Completi Chanei Saturday Adults, Week day Matinee 20c: Eveninps, Wc. Continous 1 to 11 p. m. Children 10 centa all timaa CIT FLOWERS t FLORAL DESIGNS Clarke Bros Florist, stT Mum Bt WE BUY Hides, Pelts, Wool, Mohair, Tallow, Cascara Bark Horse Hair. Band a tout Bhipmamta. W dmO too check th him day wa nciv (oodt, Portland Hide a Wool Co. IN SMSS MtNSI SORTS, IBS HAMS, SKSSS. Greeting Yields Return. Qulncy, 111. Mrs. Fred Nelae of this city haa received word from Spokane, Wash, that ahe waa the aolq heir to a 1000-acre ranch well Blocked, major sharea In a large wheat elevator and $50,000 In cash through the death of her uncle, John Schroer. At Schroera' death it waa believed In Washington that he had no living relatives, but In one of hla iocketa a little Christmas card waa fount! from Mrs. Nelae signed "lovingly, your niece." The new imperial city of Rome, which Mussolini's magic wand haa commanded to come Into being with in five yeara, may bring Into aa artis tically jaded world architectural in novations ao startling and revolution ary that, compared with them, the most de.ring aky scrapers of New York will seem old-fashioned. This la the present determination of the vanguard of fascist architects and artists, which la furnished the bone of contention i the moat spirited esthetic controversy which haa rocked Italy since the glor ious days of the renaissance. Study In Relativity Pat waa la the middle of the stream. hla canoe turned over. He waa des perately working hla arms and legs, splashing around trying to find a hole of safety. Mike, running along the shore, frantically yells: "Hang onto the boat. Pat bang onto the boat." "The h I with the boat." aald Pat; "lt'a myself I am after saving." New York Central Magazine. Jardine Saya of Farm Income. Secretary ot Agriculture Jardine saya tbe Income of the average farm er In this country last year waa $S4s $510 In cash and $335 value ot food produced on the land. Since the in vestment ot an average farm is a little over $5000, the Interest on the In vestment at six per cent would reduce the net return per farm to $646, or $70 per month. With an average ot four persons to a family tbe per capita return would be $11.25 per month. Red Haada Beat Sam tel Long, automobile Instructor, saya he can tell at a glance whether a woman will make a good driver. Fat women, he says, make good drivers. but red-beaded onea are better. Tall women are "not ao good," and achool teachera are "terrible." That Familiar Crossing A fool and hla automobile part at the railroad crossing. Lynchburg News. . ' Kelso. Three Wahkiakum county property owners received $4750 la awards (or right of way through their placea for the Ocean Beach highway In condemnation aulta In Wahkiakum superior court Gua Svenaoa receiv ed $1750, Campbell brothers $1500 and K. A. Coatella $1600. A SCIENCE Not Experiment MY method of treating Piles and other Rectal and Col on ailments is recognized as the most scientific and effective In use to day. Among the thousands treated are many patients sent to me by other physi cians. There Is no hospital operation; no confimtnt; no retention from work. My treatment Is safe, mild, soothing; the cure rapid. And 1 remove all doubt by a W KITTEN GUARANTEE to cure any csm ot Pile or Muml tht paMrnt't (c. Writ today for my KKK.K 100-tuo UttuiratM (ktcripuvt Booklet. k DFAN M n tnr pohHano oi nets: attli omen: Or DWan BuilHlno SI SIS Ska huMtrm S TM rVMAI iJ OTH Arid PINK sra ;