tfMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHHMMMMMMt 3 Tf YOl J- Califo YOU have never bt en to fornia it slu!il be the effort of yov.r life to to. Rcrrcvrtotlvcs cf the Uateia Pacific I Will gladly furnhh you illustrated booklets giving complete info-ina'.K.a about thi land where the sun shines aiwt of the time and where you can enjoy out-of-door life oil the time. Convenient train connections either via Portland or Salt Lake City at very reasonable round trip fare. Let ui help you plan your Itinerary, quote you fares, and make all your arrange ments. . 11'. Honk Ajrent. 10NE OREGON I IH t ; :: jComing to The Dalles and Pendleton Dr.TleTlenthin Specialist In Internal .Medicine for the past twelve yen re DOES NOT OPERATE Will be in the Dalles on Sat urday Feb. 6, at the Dalles Hotel. Office Hours, 10.00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. ONE DAY ONLY No Charge for Consultation Dr. .NMIetliln la a regulur grndu ate la mediclue utnl surgery and I, licensed by the etnte of Oregon. II dor uot operate fur chronic npen dldtla, gall atone, ulcer of atom acb, toualU or adenoid. He hat to hi credit wonderful re suite lu d I waxes of the aotiuuh. liver bowel, blood, akin, uervca, heurt Sidney, bladder, bod wetting, cut arrUi, frj;k' luuit-t, rhutiiatiHin, ncln lea, leg uleera and rectal iilliuenta. below are the uiihicm of a few of hlsmmiy an tiff lei patleuta in Ore. How J.Alplu. uraon WumIi. nerve trouble. Mra. Otto Will. Jefferson variOMH? ulcer, leg. .l. 1 ('liriatlun. sou, Albany, bladder troubl . Mr M. A. Kwan, Coiullle, atoiuiwh troii ble. Itobert ZigiiiiMkl. .Stion. atom ach trouble. John Itoth, Albmv, aJ enohls and toaila. Mra. M. I OIhuii. Portland. npeiilllti. KeuieinlM-r the above date, thai cnuNultatkn on thia trip will le fret and that hi tr. at incut In dX'creu , Married women mint In-a c miii.iij le d by their huHlm.nl. Addre: :'ll llradbury ltld !. anele, OilifuMia. The Vogue lilll When arc you going to pay me tliut ten you owe! Mill I Intend to open negotiations . with you aoon with view to funding the debt. Life. Improved in His Studie$ "You don't rove me any mure. I used to be all the world to you once !" "Yea-hut I have got better In geography since!" Never "I know a good Joke huve I told It to you before?" 'No; you certainly have not!" I'rlneeton Tiger. Location "Adventure la Jut around the corner." "Va, I know. Where the traffic cop stands." Dangerous Sport "Are you going to the nuofipierader "No; lust time I won a prljse and niy friends all got mad at me." Retreat "Why should we buy a house, dearr "Wall, we have fio car, and Wt eujfht to gret. a place Jolilde Hall's Catarrh Medicine ..Tho!!,h8 r ln "r"n-own" oti1l. tlon will notice that Catarrh bothers tlmm rouch morj than when th.y r ln oo4 hMlth. This fact proves that while . Catarrh la a local MIschm, It la aroatly rtifliiencul by eontltutlnnnl ronillttons. Combined Trjatmont, both local and In ternal, and haa hn auceeaufnl in the treatment of Catarrh for over forty year, '"V bJL" Oruas-ista. F. J. Cheney Co Tolerio, Ohio. Windsor Castle. Jan. 19, I92G. In the spring of 1871 I lefl the state of Missouri and went to Colorado, I owned a good horse, a pretty fair Texa3 saddle a springfield rifle and a Colt six shooter. I went through with em migrsnt wagons, 17 men, 6 wom en and several children. We trav eld the Smoky Hill route and 1 remember right there waa no farming. West of Sa'ina Kansas, 1 had a great Unit hunting oi the trip. 1 killed several antelope one 2 year old buffalo, lots oi piairie chickens and rallle snak es. In the spring of '73 1 worked 'n a Mica Mine for an old prospoct or and we had a great tim? togelh er. He seemed to take great de light in talking about Missouri and would ask me all kind of questions about Missouri such a this Is it a fact Bill that thr girls all chew touacco in Missouri an d wa you ever in the town ol Lapover down where the Miss ouri laps over onto Arkansas? Do they real y make pumpkin rol itigs galher in the neighbors to help roll the big pumpkins on 8 Aauon? That must be a great pumpkin pie country? He keil mj pretty tore with such quel oris. Some times he brake loost m 1 talk like this; heilo p. rJnei, hat are vou loaded with, frui r.d lumber? What kind of frui mil lumber? Hoopoles and pumi ;ins. One day he was out on th ump sorting Mica and he to!' ne about a stranger traveling 'own through Missouri and saw a lot of men chained up to a tele kraph post and a guard ovr tin m aimed with a wincheslci r. lie, two colt six shooters ano v. if knife. Tliu stranger ahk i he guard wl atthe men htn ii e? Guard told him r.othiif. hy rtojou keep them chainei cp?(itiaid till him he inteoden to hip tl.f.m Wtst in a ft f'ej! and wanted to get them uued to th" train, f I had breianear cn gh to him 1 would have landed ii him, I was p core ini e a told me that one and I he old hi o; a gun hi I.!" v; 1 suppoHO jtu have heard of sweet li ts!e from Pike Who crossed the While Mountains with her true love Ike, three o e of oxen a big yellow Iok a Shanghai ro'obler ar.d an oi l randy hog. They camped one evening way down on the I'latte, close to the riv.? in a big xl.ady flat, t Lk-i- on fo'i e l layed down to n pose, White Ike stood gazi ing at hid Tike county rose. Then hk holleren, thats the. 1 1 nA ett a (rit-1 li tlStnttr ii-ittH 0'ito Bill, go with you across the VVr.ite Mounlaii s, stop for no hig.i waters, ta ling timber or deep snow and scrap a gHr.zl.iM bear for you after strO lands over there; no quitter about thpt kind of a gal. Tim last time I saw the old vvaliper I met him in town, and there was nothing to good for theirish with him. We were both pretty well dressed and we had a tune. He would not let m pay for any thing. He seemed to have all kinds of money. He ask ed me that night, what port of Missouri did you say you wtie from? 1 told him Sedalia and Boonville county; yes he said. about 40 miles from where I was born and raised. I wai Biire sur prised and asked him where he was raised. Ha said not fttr from Clinton, Henry county. I askid him why he did not tell me that before and he said I never asked him and perhaps he would not have told me anyway for it would have spoiled his fun. lit told nu he iiud been in Sedalia several times belore he left Mo. He ustd to gethercatilo to pas ture through the spring and sum mer and often came there for de livery of the cattle and said he puuehed cows first two years he was in Colorado, but too slow money and said he would have to make it in bigger bui.ches. He had been prospecting 14 yearf ihen and sold one mine for $10, 000.09 and blow'ed it ail in im told the last om for $15,030.00. He had a little sense the last time and watched his step. When I bid him good by biji tears came into his eyes. Tillikum. Bulla Mamie de I'ny'ter enme home to Miimtna de Pnjter affer a bin piirty and exebilmed: "Oh, .maiunm, I im-t the nioit wonderful hoy, George Kayn ger." Mnninia ile Paysler chuckled ro gulchly: "Is lie one of those Texas ranters, niy dear, I've heard ao much about? Chicago I'hoenlx. . Mutt Placate the Child A well-known actor was playing to a crowded house, but was frequently In terrupted by the squalling of a child In the gnllery. At IiikI the noise grew an unbearable thnt the actor ahnndnned his lines and iilil. "Ladles and gentlemen, unless this play Is sloped, the child cannot possibly go on !" Lovet Hie Work "You have no Idea hnt a really big executive gets out of business," de clared the New Yorker. M.or "(ieis down Just lii time fur lunch and then he plays elf." "What If It rains?" "There's the mallnee." WHO'S "BEST" fir i Wille You don't love me a good half I Hubby I love you a belter half. Speed Bug$, Ferinttance "TIs true (he buKKy horse Is 'I. out Ulna," growled Hiram Wei-ple, 'But In this motor aire There Is no lack of bunay people." He Wa$ Reserved Wife (referring to guest) He'i most attractive man) la he married? Husband I don't know. He's a re ferved clrap keeps all bli troubles t Liunolf. YOU MY WIN $1,500 AN EXCEPTION ITushiiud -This toinnto aoup taatee Just IlKii that niy mother used to make. Wife-I'm Rind to heur It. Tou bars never auld before thnt anything ot mine was as good as your molher'a. She wua a tine cook, I suppose? IIunIiiiihI Yes, There wua only on thing sbo couldn't make properly. WifeWhat wua limit HuHlmiul Tomato aoup I Stock holm Kiisper. t7nfo ThU End "Ily the way." auld tho lawyer who was drawing up the will, "I nolle that you've named six bankers to be, your piillheurera. Would you rather choose some frlenda with whom you are on better terms?" "No, that's all right," wua the quick reply, "Those fellows have carried me ao long they mlxlit aa well finish the Job." Hoslon Transcript. HARD CASH trwiCFJitrti I.' Jig Klrst t'llUiu Has Zero tiinde mucb money In the Ice rreuui business. The Other One-lie iiuule a cool million. She Wante to Know He said he hni tievrr lovrd brfore As h aavs th wlrl a kiss. "Thn how." akiil the k 1 1 1, Wlih hr head In a whirl, "lld you learn tu love like this?" Showed Her New Steps Hostess (at ilancel What have you and Arthur been doing outside all this timet IMIy Oh, ho allowed me some new steps. "Hut I thought he didn't dance." "Ho doesn't. We sat on theiu." Sorry for Thoughts "Oh I Are you really a - mind reader?" "Yes I I am." "Then I hope you aren't offended. I didn't mean what I thought about you." Many Hearts Offered Merrill So that helreaa refused Jou?" fiiles Yes. fhe said that ao manj hearts were submitted lo her dally, h hoped I Would overlook the absence of uny Individual criticism. Her Heart Engaged lie (adiolrlniily) You are a girl aft er iny own heart. She Thank you ; but I hope you arj not a man affr mine, bees use It's otherwise engaged. RENEWABLE CHARMS Mr. Laurels Mere physical beautj la all too fleeting. Miss Manchester-It doesn't last long tut, then, It can be renewed' every day. I vou ir 1SI1 to mn I'n mo w .r I, out ot th eltM Maulers' la lh worji "TOII.E T NIXES SlrlK'i." At.illr)lfi,no IN T;aSII rlcl lll bvawitrjt-l men-nin-'lturt In Oilt GWHAt W l'!J-llt;ll.!jl i'i COMfEST S: Utmp tor clrralv ait 1 ruin. 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