( f:4 v 4" W Bwony From School Teacher . To Great Eminence A young nun who wee brought up on farm in weelrm I'enneylvama eludied diligently unci qualified for diitrict echool teacher, r'utllirr ptirstiilifl hie etudlr mil leaching, he managed la save up enough money to put him thru medical collrgn. Hi began the prrii uf medicine in ilia new oil Mellon of I'a. lie wee etudrnt of nature, knew ami could euily recogni moat o( the nicdirinal ilanti growing in Ilia woods. Later, h moved to IlulUlu. N. Y. where be launched hia favorite remedies, and in ahort lima, lliry were sold by every drug. Rial in Ilia land Today, ilia name of llna man. Dr. K. V. Pierce, it known through out lha world. Ilia Golden Medical Dis covery it Ilia lieat known blood mrdirina and lonk. Mora than fifty million bottle bare barn aold In lha U. S. If your drug, gist dure no aril lha Golden Medical Ilia aovrry, in liquid or tablets, you can obtain trial pkg. of lha tahlrta by eroding lfle to tha Dr. JWe Uiuic,in Buflalo. N. Y. Lonely Spot. Onra yonr a little ship, tha Mo ravian, crosses tha Atlantic to Mora vian missions aiuonK lha Ksalmoa ut Labrador. A loIUnrr mlaalonary 01 tha Church of England ti stationed there at tha Indian settlement of L'n gara. There are few lonvllcr luhab lied arena In tha world. Maaculln Dress. A phrase In Bulwer l.ylton' Tel bm" (IMs), 'Teople muat be very distinguished In appearance to look wall In black," alerted Uo fashion uf , black for evening drcee. High allk bata reached their perfection In tha '30a and the maaculino dreaa baa changed Tory little since then. Eidcri of Oraanland. Tha northern elder breede on tha lalanda of the (irvenland and Kllea Mare laland coaata. Four thousand egga may often ba gathered from on amali laland In a few boura. Tha beau tiful king alder arrlvea at Ktah In May with tha northern elder and fre quents tb aam roaata. To Brighten Ebony. Bomotliaee ebony brushes -and band mlrrnra berotna dull In appearance. They ran ba Improved considerably by rubbing In a little whlto vaseline with aoft place of material until the wood baa ebaorbed all the greaae and baa taken on a rich gloaa. Lily of tha Valley. Tha number of Ita named teatlflea to the populurlty of the Illy of the val ley. rrvltli'M of all theao la "ladder to heaven," which refera to Ita quality of parity and humility. The French rail It "Muguet do Mai," the Gorman, "Mai Illume." An Explanation. Women learn to ewlm aooner than men becauae the men have to teach thomaelvea. Now York American. Chicken for All. On the fiirm of thla rountry aro five chickens for every man, woman and child In the entire United Statei. r.T'ftievc NEW HANDY PACK Fits hand pocket and pursi Mora for year meaty nd th beat Peppermint Chawing Sweet for any money Look (or Wrigley'. p. K. Maudy Pack JnourDaWjl . . B PK THE MUSIC 'OF MONEY By NEWT NEWKIRK lit) lir "hurt Slur? I'uo. Co.) BAITI8TIC LAOHOIX wn weux atieil, withered, little and old when ha riiina alone from , Franco to New Orleana. He died there, but Unit win In 111, ao Ida atory hi been lout to the world In tho yeiira that huve pnaaed. Hap Male LuCroIx had a god Mantlet La Orolx loved but ono kind of music lila god waa money and hi mualc waa (he chink of the alilnlng luclal. Often, a he walked, llupllale thruat hla hunila Into bla pocketa and ran hi trembling flngere among a few coins he alwaya curried, ao that they would clink together. Then hla eye would dilute, hla atep would quicken ami over hla aenred fuc would creep a amlln, but It wua a amlle that chilled the amlln of miner. He liev r did thla within the hearing of any ono but hlmaelf. Iluptlste wa aelllah uf bla iiiunJc, and beside, he feigned to be poor ao poor Unit th covering wua worn off the button on hi rout Und the cloth upon hi elbow thin nd pollHhed with long ervlee ao poor that h ecarrely bought food auillclfnt to suatnln hi in, and there fore ho (onietlmea went huiigry. He waa often called a beggar and waa often plcaaed, for If the World be lleved him poor the World would not roh him. I'oor llnpl Intel He brought with him from over the ae two cheats which went bound In Iron, and atout. They were amull, but they were henvy. In the old French quarter of New Orleans th miser bought a bouae. The reason he bought It wna becauae the house waa put up at aule to aatlafy a creditor and went for a mg. The building waa not Inrge certiilnly not beautiful but It wee etroiig, the walla were thick, and that auniced. Into thla home the ml aer moved the two rheata and within It he lived, Ita cole tenant. When th night were diirk he would cloa th liuttera, bolt th door and, by the light of a eputterlng candle, unlock the rheata and filter through hla trem bling flngere the gold and allver coin that filled them, until hla heart would pound In unwonted rhythm to tbelr mualc Itnptlate would then relork the cheata, ptiah them under hi bed. tie th key a about hi neck, blow out th candle and creep to bed, where th blended choc of gold and allver would lull hi in to aleep. When there waa a moon, enough light Altered through the wlndowe to make the ciin die an expenalve luxury. Moonlight coat Mm nothing. llnptlMa begun to look about him for aome nieana whereby he might add o hla hoard of wealth; the more money, th merrier mualc. There were profile to he mnde In th traffic of alavce. , lla tnveatlgated and learned that men about hltu bad be come rich In that buMneee; they had made immey OiRt mli;ht aa well have been bla. Hut the buying and aelllng of alave bad a rlak that terrified him. Theae black were Ill-treated aod lil ted; many of them were old and one or more might die on hi handa. Tha Inn of their Uvea wa nothing hut the loa of profit ! He wlahed ha could have bought and aold their anula, for be had beard lomewher that eoule never die. The condition, however, were be fore hlin and be muat rlak It he would win. He bought tvltlf th marvelou eye of a miner, In a email way at Drat, but, a be learned the trick of the trade, more rxteualvely. Itnptlate wna a niodeat mlddleninn. Its knew where to put hi hand on inch (lave a hi patron wanted. He denlt In father, mother, ami and daughter n If they had been ao mny atieep or cattle. He bought low; he aold high, and proapered, but In euch a quiet way that few accrued to know who b wa or where be lived. Ilnptlate, In hi beat year, had nev er accumulated money ao rnpldly. He aaved It, all but the trifle on which he lived, and In time filled a third cheat. Th mualc grew tla ewceter and the more mellow a hi hoard In' crenacd and a hla creeping age en fechlcd hlin. Th time came when It required all hla ttrength to drag th amalleat cheat from under th bed (o that be might alft the coin and hear them ring. The exertion apent hla itrenirth mid he often wlahed It were poaallilo to alt Idly by and yet hear th clinking of the coin. A he pon dered over the Ide of the money making It own mualc a plan unfolded Itaelf and Itnptlate reaolved to adopt It itrnlghtwny, even If It ihould coat (oinethliiK. The next dny, nnd for ninny day thereafter, workmen were buay In the mlaer'a borne. Itnptlate followed them about nnd directed. When they had Unladed, tho reault of their Inbor etood In the renter of the room where he ate and elept It wua mnaalvcly built, (tone upon alone, from th ground beneath the floor to the height of nine feet. It other dlmenalona were three feet each wny, making Ita horlKfintiil aectlon aquiirp. Ita wnlla were elx Inchea thick, lenvlng an In terlor two and one-hnlf feet iqunre In which a man might atnnd erect nnd turn about. The Innlda wa metal lined. There wa a aolltnry barred window, n few Indies iqunre, In one wall of the structure, within arm' reach from the Inalde, Hint ndmltted a ah n ft of UkM- There wna alao a henvy, awlnglnff pnnul door that locked with a grout key, through which a nmn might aqucex within th wulla. Above, nnd with lla apex bunging downward on th IiihIiIh, wb a metul hopper large tie the top of tho (tructure. The (lot In th apex of thla hopper waa tha thlckneaa mid width of a current gold or allver coin. Ilnptlate' triumph might have pnaned for a huge atone chimney, but It wua money mualc box and, ut the mime time, a vault, The nilHcr bad only to carry hl coin In (mull loud up the bidder agulnat the outNlde, empty them Into tha hopper, releuae the mnchiinlam a). the lot, which would drop the plecei t whatever pace deelrcd, and llaten In Idle ccatuay to their mualc aa they dripped within the vuult, rolling and ringing In awceteat aymphony. There wua aomethlng almoat pathetic In the rhllillah way poor old iiuptlate would unlock the vault door at idkht, carry a few gold and allver biirdetK aloft to the hopper, relcuao the alhle at the alot and then alt crouched outalde tb wulla, llatenlng to the money' mualc. The nilai-r hnd been bleaaed with a moat prolltuble week In hla alave truf fle. He counted bla enrnlnga with ex cited (Inn-ore on Huhbuth morning und promlaed hlmaelf a concert, the like of which be had never heard, on that very dny. doing up and duwn the bidder wua toilaome work for a feclde old man like Iiuptlat, but the prom laed mualc aeeined to lend unuaunl strength to hla tottering leva nnd pnlaled hnnda. How many timet Ire rrept aloft burdened with coin- b knew not, but at luat hla wraith lay gleaming In the hopper and the vault waa empty. Then Iiuptlat act the dot at a meuaured puce, went down the ladder for the laat time and, eliding through th open panel door, pulled It iluwly to aud locked It on the Inalde. He even removed the key and placed It on th ledge of the lngle window which lighted the Interior, t If It were aufer there. The mlaer'a grnnd concert waa under way. The colna fell at bla feet (lid rolled about with ringing accent. Ituptlata crouched In the corner and cloaed hla eyea, o that vlalon might not hn re with hearing. The mualc thrilled, then oothed, hll tired fncultlea, and it length hie whit bend nodded and Uaptlate alept When the mlaer opened hi eye h knew not for the Inatant where he waa, until hla ear caught the aound of the colna which were yet fulling. II waa chilled and aching with the aenantlon of a great weight bearing hlin down, lie tried to rlae from hit cramped poalure, but hla atlffened llmba reapondml weakly and It waa with difficulty that he ehook off the weight and draggled to bla feet. Then he reeled and would have fallen had not the done wall of th vault auppnrted him. He waa aelied with a choking aenantlon, and In nervoua hnete et retched hla thin bnnd upward to ward the key which lay on the win dow ledge. Hla trembling finger touched It puabed It through the bar where It hung balancing an Inatant, and then fell on the outside. A th key at ruck the floor It rang with a rllnk that aeemed to mock the clink of the falling colna within. Aa the full algnllicanr of th ml aer'a altuatlon forced Itaelf upon him, hla kneea gav way and he aank In a limp and motlonleaa heap a priaoner with hi wealth. Ill eye were cloed and hi bead reated aldewtae on hla knee, directly under th dot. Each fulling coin (truck hlin on the temple nd glanced agalnat the metul lining of tb vault with a ring. Uaptlate wa yet conacloua. but without the power to move. Th coin emote him with pendulum-like regularity, until each on pained like a knlfa thrust and then Jliigled merrily to ret among It fellow. At length th money' mualc ram to blm Indistinctly, aa If It were a great way off, nnd he felt the pain no longer. Ilnptlate wa drift ingdrifting In a golden ahlp over golden aea. The ehlmmerlng water rocked blm gently, while the wave covered him with their glittering pray. Then Uaptlate fell Into a deep a deep wherein the heart elope end the flickering llghf of life goei out. The coin continued to full In niea-' ured accent, chanting a weird re quiem nd waatlng their mudc within that prleon epulcher. Cavet Are Treasure House of Minerals A aerie of grottoea, near Banlfelil, Oermany, mined for alum and vitriol long before Columbu wua born, nnd redlacovered ahortly before the World war by the Herlln geologist, Ir. Ilea von Wlchdorff, have been found to be veritable chemical trcnaure trove. A eprlng claimed to be the "atrongeat" spring In the world laauea from ono of the moat beautiful parte of the grot toe and contain phoaphorus, urscnlc nnd Iron anlplmte. Mineral of the rarest color Jewol the cave In nuinberles mnny-hued formations. Chemists, physicists und geologist who examined the spring nnd mineral aystemallcally for a year nnd a half from a aclentlilc nnd medicinal viewpoint, have found radio active spring such as have never be fore been found. Tests bnve revealed Hint the springs nre almost bubbling drug stores, limbics phosphorus. Iron and nraentc, they contain In addition molybdenum, copper, aluminum, man guneae, calcium, magnesium, sodium nnd potash. ' NoUelea Airplane Hiding In airplanes would be much more popular If there were less noise. Ho a Ilrlttaher la working on a noise less propeller and engine. Ills propul ler, Instead of having but two blades, would have many (mull blndes, wulob b claims will reduce the nol. POULTRY HOTS PLACE INCUBATOR IN THE BASEMENT, ' It 1 Just a Important to locate the Incubator In a Rultubln place a to have a machine that will produce good chicks. The beat Incubator made can not do well unices It 1 properly lo cated and given correct attention. Freeh air I essential. When the In cubator Is placed In the residence It will give best results In a room where there la a uniform temperature and plenty of ventllutlon. A window should be partly open eicept In ex tremely cold weather. The Incubator should be placed In a room to lUelf when possible. A good cellar or basement 1 the best pise for an Incubator If vegetables, oils or other article which give off gnae or odor are not stored there. Th machine should be set perfectly level, then run for at least two days and nights before the ergs sre placed In It lie sure to have the right tem perature and understand the working of the machine . It la a good plan to place a paper over the egg tray when teating out the machine, lly ao doing practically the same apuce to heat Is provided that will be used when the cgiis are In tbe machine. When the Incubator Is empty the thermometer will reud a little lower than It would If th machine were full, for aa the eggs become warmed they rals the temperature allghtly. I!y ualng tbe paper over tbe egg truy a fairer test will be tecured. I'laclng an Incubator In a bedroom or living room la not advisable. Tbe fumee from the lamp are not beat for a Bleeping person to breathe. Even with the window open at night It Is beat to keep the Incubator out of bed rooma unlesa there la no other conven ient place. The living room lacks the uniform temperature thst brings beat reaults. Too often tbe room Is hot during the day and rather cold at night Tbls usually causes trouble In regulating tbe Incubator to bold a uni form temperature In the machine. The Incubator should not be placed In the aame room In the basement with tbe furnace. The ga and dust from the furnace are detrimental. Special rooms In the bssement or a rrgulnr Incubstnr cellar give an Ideal location for Incubator. Uniformity of temperature and plenty of ventila tion without too much evaporation and no drafts, give the Incubator the proper surrounding. When two or more machine are used It will pay to provide auch a place.' Very tittle beat la necessary In the Incubator room unles It Is necessary to air the egg. The better machine are so constructed that the egga are removed only for turning. If this Is the esse the Incubator can be run suc cessfully after March 1 where there I no beat but It muat be protected and free from drafts. It takes a good Incubstor properly lo cated and carefully attended to substi tute for the aettlng hen. A ben will leave her nest for fifteen to twenty minute even In cold weather, yet pro duce a good number of chicks. Fur ther, the chicks will be strong and vig orous If from the right sort of a flock. A good Incubator will hatch Just a successfully and Just aa itrong chicks If given th chance. Too often a per eon running an Incubator will take more care of the machine than be does of the egg. The Incubator should be used as a nieana to helping the egg to produce a good, livable chick Instead of a method of forcing every egg to hatch. To a large extent this differ ence can be brought about through better care of the eggs and proper lo cation of the lncubutor. Noel Hall, Extenalon Specialist Missouri State Poultry Experiment Station, Mountain Grove. Moldy Grahi Harmful- In many caees It haa been found that the fowl out on the range have been able to get moldy grain such as Is found around straw stacks or where the machine was set at threshing time. Sometime Oil damp sprouted corn I not Injurious, although fowl are likely to get too much of It, but the worat effect are found when thl grain hue become moldy. Mold are poltonou to fowl. POULTRY HINTS Oyster shell 1 good, but It won't tak the place of grit fur hen. e The beat hen I tbe one that eats the moat and turn tbe food lute the form of egg. . ' After three year old. turkey hen, a a rule, are unprofitable, but a gob ler 1 good at five year of age. e i -i More turkey loases are due to breed ing from Immature stock than to any other cause, including the blackhead scourge. A vigorous gobbler will fertilize all the eggs the ben lays In a season. Hence, a gobbler will sullies for from fifteen to tweuty ben. Notice tbe candler has place tor the good egg as well as for checks (cracked eggs), dirty eggs, and "rota" When selling eggs Insist that tbey be bought on I fl'l'iJiiy, buels. PHRTI AlSin 1 VyiV 1 LiafiLllly Portland. Oregon. Danger Somewhere. Two men were watching two women pitching their tent at an auto camp In the mountains. "It's dangerous for women to be traveling around alone that way," remarked one, as the wom en set up their cots and unrolled their bedding. Juat then one of tbe women opened a satchel, pulled out a big re-, volver, dumped out some cartridges' and began cleaning and oiling the1 weapon. "Yea," said the other man,' It is dangerous. Mighty dangerous.") Us for Whit Stocking. An eastern hosiery firm received an order from a North Carolina woman with tbe following note: "Tb reason I get white stocking I on account of fleas, and we don't know where so many fleas come from. I can't see them on black stocking and tbey are gone before I can see them, eo that' why I get white stockings, so I can catch fleas on them." Br'er William' Petition. Lawd, make ua bettern' what we think we la an' keep ua gwine w'en we thinka we done traveled fur 'nuff. Make us ter aee dat da worl' whar you put ua I mighty good ter live in. an' dat we ain't too good fer de worl'. Help ua ter love our neighbor much ex we kin: ter keen up de fire an' watch de woodpile. Atlanta Constitu tion. Ape and Monkey. The term "ape" and "monkey" are! frequently uaed Interchangeably; all monkeya are called ape and all ape are called monkey. Cut tbe term "ape" I more particularly applied to the tailless, manlike monkey of the old world, such a tbe chlmpamee; while "monkey" I more often used when speaking of the smaller aboreal monkeys. Pathfinder Magaxlne. Japanese Decorations. Catching fireflies Is proving a profit able venture for several firms at To kyo, Japan. Tbe flies are sold to peo ple giving lawn parties. Sometimes they are bung as decorations in cages about tbe grounds. Often tbey are releaaed among tbe guests like a shower of sparks. Liberal Mr. Total. The missionary meeting was over and tha varlnua amnnnta i-nntrlhn bj me memoers or tne cnurcn had been, aa usual, one of tbe moat popu lar feature. On the way home little Jane saW to her mother: "What a kind man Mr. Total muat be. He gave ever ao much more than anybody else!" ' Important Statistic. A etatlstlciun baa figured that tbe lumber used yearly In the United State would build and finish a double row of five-roam houses, which, 100 feet apart would reach from New York to Seattle, eouth to San Fran cisco, eaat to New Orleans and back to New York. Relic of Paet Age. Moat English towna have lost tbelr walla and city gate. York and Che ter, however, itill retain them. Many English castles, abbey and college at ill have their medieval barrier. Microscopes. Rods of clear fused quarts are now being uaed to carry light to micro scopes and so avoid beating the sf cl mens by working too close to the light eource. Science Service. What Volcanoes Create. The geologist, Sues, bold the source of the sea salt was volcanic eruptions, when the earth's cruat was beginning to harden. Eruptions, be says, give forth gaseous compounds containing chlorine, brought down by rain. New Mother-ln-Law Lock. A lock of recent Invention records the name of anyone who open the door, together with the date and time at which It wa opened. Agreement That Pleaae. A woman always credit another woman with having excellent judg ment whon they both dislike the same person. Chicago News. Smll With a Kick-. Speaking of smiles, bow bad Is this one. "as friendly and agreeable as a homely debutante," Duluth Her ald. Curs of Exaggeratlonf Wherever two or throe Americans are gathered together they are stand ing In line. The Dulutb Herald. 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At one time or another all cereals, such as wheat rice, and maixe, were wild grasses, and many year of pa tient research have been neceaeary to develop their edible utility. There muat be numerous grains of potential value growing throughout the world, but until the discovery of adlay no ad dition bad been made to our exist ing auppliea for centuries. Famoua Old Legend. Tbe story of Frankenstein waa pub lished by Mrs. Shelley In 1818. In It a young student relates bow be created a monster with materials col lected from tombs and from dissect ing rooms. The creature acquired life and committed many terrible crimes. He murdered a friend of the student strangled his bride and eventually met hi death In the Northern seas. The Russian Beard. We are all accustomed to picture of Russian wearing beards. The wearing of them Is due to a belief that beardless men were soulless; that is why even now almost every Russian man wears a beard. Flowers That Fade Not. Theae flower of Jade In their little box. May your preciou thought be like these flower, Indestructible and beautifully arranged. Emperor Klen Loung. Translated by Touasalnt and Joerissen. Choo-Choo's Warning. It I better to atop, look and listen. The car behind won't knock yon as far as tbe locomotive will Duluth Herald. We, Ut 4 Co. Tbe chief benefit of a vacation la the renewed conviction that It's darned nice to have a regular job. Dulutb Herald. - mm AHEALTHYfitwYeir THE Happiest Resolve you can make is to be rid once and for all of your Piles or other Rectal and Colon ailments. My treatment Is so scientific, so certain, so complete, so conclusively proved by thousand of successful case that all doubt I eliminated. Further, I will give you a WRITTEN GUARANTEE to cur your rues or reiunu your fee. Writ today for my new 100 page, Illustrated, FREE book of information. . DEAN.M D.Inc pontUND omen: seattu orricis: Or Oean Building 80S-SI2 Sfcjf Butlriinf 9THAqMAirJ )VMf AN,!!, f MM Vou Want a Good Position Very w.Il Tak the Aocountanev anrt Buatbaaa Masajf.m.nt, Prima aor.erjl aJ, Calculatar. Comptoanatar, Mtenur phle, 1'anmanahlPi I Commercial Teach ire' Course M Behnke-Walker The roreraoat Bualnaa Coll- of the Northwest which haa' woa mar Aeeuracy Awu-da and Hold 11'da.le than aar thr school In America. Hand for aur Sucraaa Catslna; fourth Street near Morrlaoak Prtlmid. Or. Issue M. Walkap, Praav P. N. U, No. 2, 1920