The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19??, January 01, 1926, Image 4

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or Salt L ik: City t very
reasonable to.nl trip fare.
Let uj ht'p : oj plon your
itinerary, ou.te you fares,
and make aT. jour arrangements.
J. W. Hon k Audit.
lOXEORKG'iN
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Vii7or Find Ready
Welcome in Denmark
It la a common habit of American
t-c.in to erect a colojuiil "Welcome"
sinn by the rnllu ay stutlnni for the
lnfnrmmloD of tourists. In England
s::il also In America, hundreds of
huiiies hare Inscribed the magic word
on the doormat, where of course, tbe
visitor wipes hla boots. In Denmark,
howerer, there are no electric signs to
bid you welcome, and no house "says
It with doormats," but I venture to
ray that there Is not a town or Til
lage in the country, where It Is not
written on the face of every blue-eyed
Pane that you meet From modern
Kshjerg to ancient Elslnore, from
retlerlkshavn to Moon, every face
seems to say, "We are glad to see you
In our country." And what a country
It Is, In which to take pleasure Id such
a wekftnet Surrounded by the sea
on nearly all sides, a kingdom of Is
lands, lakes and woods. From the.
shelving dunes of Jutland to tha
rugged cliffs of Bornholm, wood-encircled
fjords and roinance-encrusted
castles provide a welcome whose sin
cerity can never be doubted. From
"II .v Kurnpeun Eicorslons," by Edwin
Robert I'etrle.
Declare Birds Are
Insensible to Color
Itavartan sciential! cluim to have
made certain the fact that birds cannot
see culiir, are not affected by It; In
fait. ny color is good with the birds,
even those of bright and gay plumage
having no appreciation of the fact that
they are better dn-ksted than others.
Even the gorgeous display of the
male peacock brings no sensation of
iKwutlful colors to the eyes of other
bird ii bout.
The teat with birds' eyes show, the
S"ii'nt!sts assert, that birds do not look
uMliIng as human being do. that all
flying hirda by day m- pirrvthlng in a
bright, red orange light and are only
sensitive In a slight way to the short
waves of light t!t make blue and vio
let vixihle. Night-flying birds are less
sensitive to colors than those that
make their flight by day, the eyes of all
birds being screened from Intense light
by tiny globules of oil In the retina of
th" eje thut act as color screens. The
Ilnvarian scientists say the Darwin
Idea, that beautiful plumage of birds
Is :i factor in the selection of mates. Is
merely a fanciful theory, poetic and
Im en sting but lucking sclentlllc sup
port. Discovery of Value
Lie day an English physiclun, who
loved growing green things, found on
the Island of Trinidad u few tiny
gius-llke plants In a riblmii rntiefleM.
The Englishman, delighted that he
liHd caught nature napping i t d f'wd
out one of her secrets, took the. little
plants to his home garden, and In due
time he discovered that he had sev
eral fine new varieties of sugar rune
One of these new varieties Mrs cur
ried to Hawaii, where It multiplied
mid produced a new race of m'i:r
ciuie that will grow on poor land.
In a handful of years Cuba fairly
won the nickname, 'The Sugar lioui
of the World." So grout Is the iV
iniind for Cuban cane sugar that she
has never been able to satisfy her
eager buyers. Marian Ibnton I'.al
lard. In St. Nicholas.
Opportunity
Tby do m wrong who my I corns
no mor.
Whn ones I knock, and fall to 6i4
you In;
For every day I stand nutslda your
door,
And bid you wakn and rlxo to IWht
and win.
Hall's Catarrh Medicine
Those whe are In a "run-down" vendi
tion will nolle that Catarrh bothors th'tn
much more than when they are In ood
rioalth. This fart proves that whlb
Catarrh Is a Iwal disease, it Is irrratly
UiMueticrd by conlttutlonnl ronilltlons.
HAI.I.'S CATAHItll MKIlK IUR Is a
romhlned Treatment, both loral and In
tsmal, and hs bn aurcessful In thn
trmtment of Catarrh for over forty years.
Hold by all druggists.
V, i. Chaney Co., Toledo, Ohio.
V;' YC'l 1 -v.- .w. b-:nti
California it H,-uU br ihj
effort of your li.'c L' ;;o.
Rci'rcscnta.ivcs of the
Wiii glad' ,' u'T.ic'i you illiistratpj tvoiicts fcivaig
complete ;fc.-ni.i:L : tbo..t l.:is '.r.ml h;re the
un thine m -.t of the time and where you ca:i
enjoy out- -" J r life all the time.
Conven;it n.iiii connection! either via Fjrtlr::d
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NOTICE OK FINAL
ACCOUNT
Nnth c Is hereby gjvtii thill llieini
Icfsitieil lm filed his final iiccutmt
as adiiilnUtrat-ir of the E.statc til
-i 1 1 1 1 1 1 11, ClirlHtnplicrsiiti divcasi il.
with tue County Court of the Stjitt
of Oregon, for Morrow County, ntnl
that sabl Court has set as time ami
nil. I plaiv of lira rin;; on, ami final
set t lenient of sal. I aecoliat, N.lltmiilV
January tb, 1 '"'. at tin- h nr o "
o'clock I". M. In i lie Court room of
saM t i. in t at llfi-piier. Oregon, an;,
ohi ctlotl tc Milil account must lie
filed on or before the time ol i-clt le
nient. I'ateoM'lrxt tmtillcatloti Iteiem
her llth, I 'i'f..
Pate of last publication January
Mb, UM.
U. A. White
Administrator
First Loves Lose Out
Few men murry the tirst worn: n
with whom they f.iil in love, says Kb i
lieniij, the Dorothy Oil of (ienu;.n .
Chance, she says. Is mightier than
Cup d anil usually, first loves beeome
separated. . . . Men marry rcad ly
when young, Fraiilein llema finds, hut
hen they are rmitlrined b iehi'lnrs it
takes uyruiiathetlc hmist keeper's to
laud tlii-m. Widowers are eiisy marl.s
b,in'je tliey 0'i b'tiu'er knmv how to
lie alone, iney arc u d to a Imme
am! feminine cureses and are unable
to do ntthout the comfnrts ami ten
derness that goes with married
life. . . , Same on this side of the
siater. Items. Same ou this side.
Capper's Weekly.
Uncle Knir E-eryihlng
I;'hhy, age seven, in bad never
seen a negrown vKltlng his uncle
one day, and bis uncle took lilin to
tins n.
While walking down the street a
uoL'rn woman passed.
"Cncle," asked Hobby, "why did that
lady have her face blacked that way?"
"Why, I'obby, that was her natural
color," the uncle Informed bllu. "She's
a negress."
"Is she black thut way ull over?" .
"Yes." he was told.
"Cosh, uncle, you know everything,
il n't you?"
Famous European Canal'
The Mnr.ellle lllioiie enl.jl U a
i oible European project executed dur
ing the war period Involving an artificial
v. uterway SI miles long and extending
from the Iihone rl.er at Aries to the
Pay of Marseille. It is also notable In
Hint It Includes a tunnel -I'.i miles long
nlilch pierces the mountain rld;;e north
i f the city and affords direct access to
i'ie harbor. In udilltloii to the tunnel
lliere was Involved n breakwater con
struction between Marcellle and I'ort
ile Iioiic,
Historical Heroine
r.cntrlce Cencl was the daughter of a
flomiin patrblan. She was horn In
Home February 12, 1577. Her father
for many years abused his wife and
family In the most cruel way and as a
result th family procured his mur
der. They were tried nnd sentenced to
dentil. Ueatrlce was executed Sep
tember 11, 151HI. The circumstances of
her life have long cutised her to he con
sidered a martyr and her history has
been the theme of several poems,
Maddening
Wiilker had been goltig nhottt for
t vn dliVS With II Vorrled took nil his
iiMiully smiling face. A friend stopped
Mm anil ask;d the reason for the sud
li'ii change from Joy to gloom.
"I fear my wife la going Insane. It's
i hose people next door," Walker said.
"What have they done? What's the
rouble!" the friend asked,
"She cun'l hear a sound of Iheiu nil
day long.''
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Mjr ru awing. ti:h
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America
is Safe with
"Bull Durham
A gang of Scientists left on a
Boat for a year's cruise to
study queer kind of Fish in
the South Atlantic Ocean.
They should have stayed here
in New York and went to see
and hear what I did the other
day, a real Red Ilolshcviki
meeting;. They would have seen.
qi:?cr looking Fish thcre.Suck
crs, I'.cls.I' lounders, Bullheads,
and every Guy that got up
was a hjg mouth Bass. They
denounced everything in
America, The Weather, The
Constitution, White ("lovc.i
for Pall Bearers, Mali Jongg,
Lower Taxes, Suspenders,
Cross Word Puzzler., Shower
E .it lis, Lcfiie f J."-.-., ion j
and Jce Cream Pies. After
looking them all over I found
what was the matter with
them. There wasnt a one
of them knew enough to roll
his own. How are you going
to improve on a Government
if you dont know that much.
Every man you see pouring
"Buli"Durham into his paper,
you can bet he is satisfied with
America, because its the
old right down to earth Amer
icans that do it.
P. S. There is going tube another piece
in this paper soon. Lock, iur it.
Guaranteed by
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1 1 1 Fifth Avenue, New York City
YOUMW WIN $1,500
If fiu art afttc lo mik (hi m itt wui out of th
Ititcrtcjntaintl in tlif worJi "TOlI.ET NtCI:S
SITM.S." AtuialotSj.aoo IN CASH prisei wdt
h aw arid to compviltora tn (hit
diniAT WO.l HlLIVfi CONTEST
Snd ttiffip for flrruUr an J ruts. AJJffM
A Good Time
To Subscribe
for the Inde
pendent is
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Bull
Durham
, Windsor Castle
Dec. 29, '25,
Dear Kditorl
I wrote j ou somo timet no n
bout shipninir mule teanm from
j the Siiiny and Black llillH, lat
, and freivilit line out to work on
this OooKon Short Line in the
j Fprinir of V2. Shipped over t lit
I U. 1', to On .'on Utah, from there
1 on over the Utah Northern, n
narrow wraiimd track. We unload
cd ut Oneida Idaho, the first Sla
lion eustul IVatello and pulled
'through a hilly uond graHH count
ry to Sodu prinus atiout 12 or 11
miles and ptruck one of the hard
est camps t-n the O S L. Not a
liK camp hat a tnuwh one; an
old woman and her k'iH ooinir
the cookinp. or doinjr at it. Our
bill of fare vaa fat bacon, black
coffee, cold bread, black Ft rap
molasses at. I Hinall potatoes wilh
their jacks t on. We wtnt lo
worK think nir it they could live
that way all the time, we could
stand it awhile.
A pretty 'ood sort of a fellow
I by the name of Mike, filled our
scrapers for us. 1 asked one da
do they live like this in this
jcump all thi time Mike? lie fui.l
;oh no, we are not after living
like this all the trtne. Some Sun
days the old lady peels our pi Ih
toes for us, and uive th" boys a
chaiiKC. 1 t iM him I thought il
a pretty tot livinjr. He naid oh
yis its a little tulf. tmt if Jim
put plenty of it, down your siiirl
collrr it will ket-p away liumser
for 5 or 6 hours, Heum u we run
out of potatoes once since 1 have
came litre I told him 1 thought
my business would lay roilintf h
tore lonif. lie Slid l o baw where!
I was right. .
Weoiewojr time the nixt!
Sunday and traded it at a t-toif'
for grub, urainand a I. tile rnony)
to ttavel on, and threw our out j
fit together, hooked op and u
bout ready to start, when wi'
hear Mike I oiler, lu-res anothtr!
son of a nun for California. 1 i
came on to the wutfnns and saul
I would like to jio with you bojsj
1 made up my mind that I wu .
ttrttinit tired ot pet-ling small p
tatties myself. I cached my time,1
check and will pav e what e;
think is right. I told him to dry'
up and throw his blankets in that
trail wagon and go to hlccp like1
a decent man; pleiity tf hay toj
spread your blankets on. We are
only going out to good gta.-n this
evening. We want to fill up our
mules and we have plen ty j,ru'.i
and we will try getting up a
iquare ttital oi.ee mote. Mike
said I'm a pretty gt cdbluckaduo
myself mid tomcrrow we will
pull across the reservation to
ward Black foot. He snid he did
not care a cent how black their
feet were ko long as he didut
have to slape with them.
When we arrived ut Black foot
we bean of frank George, he
htd a contract on the I'ortmy
rl er und, we pulled for bis C8mp
He put all of us to work and u
iiiw of the teums. He had a n an
and two white women cooks.
Lvery thing in apple pie order
bought a beef from Ihe Indians
eveiy week. lie had the rep of
having the best boarding tuuse
Bi.d the best mulep along the line
He was an ex Black foot freight-
r turned contractor. We were
with him for over a year and no
was Mike.
Mike came to Pendleton with
us and went to work in the har
vest field there in '83. The lust
1 heard of Mike he was on a
ranch of his ow n, pretty well
stocked, niatried a nice girl and
I hope lived happy ever after.
Tillikum.
An Utter Stranger
A liijin who had Hllpped In n dr
minute "late to a funeral wiin olivb
otndy liervotiH during the ni:iilnti-'
eulogy of the departed, I' lmilly. turn.
Ing to a lielghlmr, he whispered:
"lle.v. la IIiIk (leoige Q. lillllngn
funeral ?"
"(Vrtalnly. WliyT
"Well, that fellow the pi-enclicr'i
talking about wuKti't IIIIIIiikh.
Not in the sense of custom only,
but with a genuine apprecitaion of our
pj pleasant associations
we extend to you
I New Year of happiness and prosperity.
J ave you received
thurt callendcrs?
Bullard s Pharmacy
The kodak Store
Attention Farmers
DON'T
Be Inconsiderate
With Yourself
When you come to know that your
fuel is almost gone.
It pays to investigate fuel prices at
THE , FARMERS.
When you are in need of fuel at reas
onable prices
See Us.
Farmer's Elevator Co.
lone, Oregon.
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now Jire longer -
ihcinkv 'fo lic hot iiiityniji
Q The hot Aif. ra r id tt HpT blast
I PRINCIPLE anj exclusive putuntcd foot urea of
every LANG rutiu ninnufucturiJ, Forcing tha
flaniL'j entirely aroutul the ovtm, thoroughly and
uniformly huatitife every inch of cooking turfaca,
this principle of atove construction liua proved
itself tha most economical, convenient and gener
ally sutibfuctory huuting method' ever invented.
The Alubka rane pictured abovu it ideal for the
smaller kitchen, po&sessir.g ull the features of our
liirfcer models. Every heut unit is utilized, enab
ling LANG stoves to operate at lest fuel eipense
than any other rungu manufactured. A visit to
our store will convince you thut your next stove
will be a
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Ask Us About Them
during the past year,
our best wishes for a
one of our 1926 weather
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