VOLUME XIV IONE, OREGON, FRIDAY, AUGUST,28 1925 NUMBER 13 Thin'ri Othtrt Kond HubbyI plum my wife a down time day. Krleml 1 know aeveral men who do the Mini tiling. Uklnlionia Whirl-wind, Ho Should Know "Mil you ever meet man who niit you feel ni If h were aceretly UiiKhlng at your "Ve my wlfe'i divorced hiialmndr U$age ol Language "U John down on the funuT No." "Why Botr "Well, . down on lh ferm." A Doubtful Ending Prleud Wife Dm thla no .r novel end liiipltyT Henry I'ecko It doean't ty; It only e,.yi llicy were married. Too Difficult Wi.iiit-IIiiw many bnnn, martnmT Mm IVi-xiine Aw, irerl never aa uliy kih.. itt (heac Ktn.liif (nine. California Pelican. Saying It Dyron't "Tnilh I airiincer Hum ft. tl..n." It well nurd aayliw, unci (.crlmpa la Bui generally known Unit It a orl. Innlly utploypO iy tyra In hi "Un Juau." JJ fii7sitmnicr -4 r v Z-- A Ijmmmt j tiipf IXoc.nd Trie Excursion ' , , a .......... 'W 1 1'' lit Toallpilnripsl ' i l M m " i ,na' return mhm 'mitoct.3i $ FIT ' -I. IVllllO ( Uj HailM rrh T.IUwitm K-iUeaaj Park Aak far frrc ImtkkUt. nTtptiv oi ihma fMow mart J.W Hcwk A tit . lone, Oregon Vi .ii. Mi? M urra 0. I A. ('..rtliiml, Ores. 73 HAF:ST YOUR DOLLARS FASTER .INCH'S THE WAY TO DO IT " s WANT T. (J BP AlIRD f .er to htrvest jfc .von doll ir fmtt'r niikeyniir nionty k fariht'r win t h- Slices that she tild be you. s. n on" wiv in h it ill. i . your funds pay all bill b. c'i ck, .in. I always , vej h Ink. Clu'C s s.ivj i i .mJ mo icy. Ci.e you a.i accu .lie iccor.l of your fua.ls, Mikes your inenme ,, ! it by rtgui.t ing your money ou go. A checKl.ig .v. i t helps you main ain a bn.lg t wliicli h the sens! b; . y to handle your financial afWrs. In ihi'se and olhe; w.ns. vnii" cleekinu lu-coniif. uc'un''y make votir moni y, u' fai ih r, he'p on i.r-t far more front your jncmnt' limn you've ever tn joyed before M A." i tio3-ili!e fur you In npond your mont'y n'ore p'ofitul'ly. ' A-ik ih Io tell you aliout this You'll find it very much wortu while. Come in today. Bank of lone Capital and Surplus $35,000.00 IONE FAMOUS FORTS IN U.S. HISTORY By ELMO SCOTT WATSON Th Green Mountain Boy and "Old Ti" Although an accident of geography placed Tlcnnderog upon the toll of New York, Vermont, through the tleeila of her "(Ireen Mountulu Ilnya" ha an eqiiul rlulm with her neighbor iim IK atlrrlng lilatory. There, John Kliirk, a colonial captain righting with the Ilrltlull agalnat the French, allowed the mlllliiry qmilltle which later tnnde liliu Hie hero of Itcnnlngton. There, too, Hubert Hnjrer from "the New llntnpiihlre (,'riuiU" (the land which litter bernme Vermont) bad tunny emnpe with hi Itmigera. I In r It wat at the nuthreuk of the ((evolution that Vermont came In with her atmngeat rlulm to Tlconderoga ai h pnrt of her hlalory. There at the ilnn nf May 10, 17.1, Ethan Allen and hla "(ireen Mountain lloyi" won their di'iillhleaa fume when they took p, moon Inn of the old French fort "In the name of Jehovah and the Contl nenhil Cnngreaa!" Hut If Tlconder Lfn waa the acene of a Vermont tri umph, It inu.t alio he recorded that It mine very near being the acene of t urent dlgrnc for her. For It waa within the walla of Hie fort that the Iriilioroua negotlatlnna between the I'.rllWi an I wmie of her leader, die aiitUflcd becatiae of nnawarded hon or. were carried on and tliey, and through them, Vermont, narrowly raped IH' alinme which null led the fume of Conay and Chnrlet Lee, and enuulfeil Itenedlet Arnold. The eonipleie hlntory of Tlronder obh would Hll volume. It begin nmiy buck In imit) with Hnnmel Cham I In In. who fought the Iroquola on a nnrrow rnie In 1-iike Chumplntn, fulled ClipondnrngH or Tlconder ga, "lieiween two lukea," and for the next l.'iO yenr thla Mt win the aeene of hiiitlet. In KM the French began building a fort on thla promontory, nml ruined It Fort Vainlreiill, In hon or of the governor of ('-i.mln. It waa Inter railed Fort Carillon, but It I beat knimn Fort Tlooiidemga, or i ld TI." After the Devolution Tleonderog fell Into decny. but thMiiu'li tlia pa triotic effort of the Tell fnmlly, which. In ISIS, ohtulneil tllle to the lend iiHn which the fort atood. It haa lieen pnrtly tnreti and today It la lulled by tli'Mi'in'l aa one of our iittrot lnlereilng hlatorlc ahrinea. CO i:i, v v--t.ir raia 1 naptciou Itiianell (f.Mkliig for work) Where 'h the proprietor of thla remnurantt Waller- Ile a gone out to lunch. Welcome the Clad Day Ah I When ahall all men' gi id be each man's rule, ami unheisiil pence lie like a li nfl of light acne j Hie land? Tennyson. ft a wav hat trN r-miMs'. OREGON 1 LOCAINEWSNOTES Mr. John P Louy ha returned io lone from, Arlington whete In Inn been Hppn iinf the last three weeks. , Jos. lluwk the pri'Bidin( jren eus of the U P. H. II. Station, has Rone with his better half to i enjoy his annu-.l vacation. We'll all feel pay when Joseph comes marching (?) home. The Talk of the Towbl WHAT? Tnatstill in Hullard'a window. Sthio! tipei s the einlit' h of S pt rnher, remember, and don't mick ft that all K-hool looks are cuhh. Read Mason'i Adv. for Ihe terms of exchenjje on old books. . 1 Up to date 27 cars of whnt have deen shiped out of lone hy the Inbt-penant Warehouse Co. j perry Hopki) 8 the fiim, of . ' , , . ' whose exploit! in thedimainoi Prof. Glenn Boroutha has are lbarny8r(1 Klilf. rinK3 from 0!lt epted a position on the faculy en(1 0f Willow Teek to the other, of the State teachers colleget'is atill ready to mat all domers. Ki--ksville, Mo. " , . . . ... , Parliament Lodginet Th echool maintains a four T1)e ,lrtlil( hoUltM ,,,,,, (fir ponrs and i-t conductefl on contain more than Ave hundred roonn , . . , ... and almut eight reaidence, the rel- li. q.i-.r'er bttac. 12 mo- th it, a aent pop,,, jm, abont ,wo oun ar. ored. !!!'!!! nun 'Science tor Service" 1 ThrotiKll the Kxjierliiiet t M.-i'loii'. tlie Fgietiebm Ser lee S mid lliiilu.t iio.li ii.li.iii I Orcg on Agricultural College Serves the Farms tiie Homes and Industries of Ore. E It nil. i a it ciilleeeeiliicailiiii In Agriculture, ( ti;mcrce. Engineering, Porcstry, S Home rvcoromia$, Mines, Pharmacy, Voca'Ional Education, Chemi.al Engineering, Military ifcknce and Tactics The School ol It ASIC A UTS AMI S IKXCKS priirhle the fnuil- ilntluii (or nil tiH'linlcnl ctiiiiw. The tritlnliig liii-lml" 1'Ii.vhIchI l.iliicntloii. Imlnxtrlnl Joiirnnllani. K.ieliil S. Iciich. niid Mulc E Fall Term Begins September 21, 1925 j Fur III nt ri tf.l booklet nml apwlllc Inforiiintlnn. write to The IlKOISTUAIt, ttregon Afc'rliiilturnl t oll. e CorvnllU. Ore. r MHUIIM! -..Ullill! llilla 1'IANO lUUGAlN IN I.NE t cf I. me H'liiiti u' h;"l I'i'ino; nm.4 he Bo!.l at one". V j i!ur ymlil ierm- $10 00 mo tol. to. ri.8,i..n; it'l" yiwiy. Far w.ir ; i.lai ritn io the Cli'i' M iaicj Gi.dC Front S'reit, Portlitr,d, 0 euon, I NOTICE ESI RAY SALE Thiitliynn order duty titii'1" Mini : entereil on the thirtieth iltiy 1 July Ifl.Tilu the JuHtlti'court tor th- I'lilrd DlHirlct of Morrow County. ictfnii. imtlie la hereli.v jtlven thnt "it the I'Sinl tiny ol Atiu-.t, lltJS. fit lint Ih knowu iin tln Um I'liillierir plnie, liH-ilted T mile KOHtlieiiNt of lone, Ori-uou, nt the lu tiroti ;it I', M. otHiilil ilny, the lollowlnn; b erlli.O CHtrny ittilmul will Imi eohl totlie lilirheat Wild r lor culi to wit one I bay mnrebrHiKled itimrterclr li' o-n 'aiimire ) .oil I lie left almttliler to tut t My the dniiuiifc vimt nml Keep. lnof anlU Hiiliiml.JUHtli'e tciH, Cimt of lulvertlMliiK enle, nml other cunt a ri'Kiilivrly iiiiulo heroin iitil. kh latere Niicli aalo tint owner of mild eitirny Intiltnul apiiour nml irovia owner ' alilp or iliflit to mi hi mil mill mi.) buy the diunuui'H nml all coata herein. Fred ltiiyinond louo' Oregon Mr. ond Mrs. PorouAh wih liHVe lone next Tutf.puy. Mrs. Borouahs will. pro on tc St. Louis Mo. where she vili vij t her reletiveg whom the I ac not Been for 3 yeara. Our best wishes no with them.1 Mr. Jones, the water melbn man, of Irricn, liad the misfor tune to he crowde I off ti e hiii wayjast Monday and Bujiaind a broken leir when the Iruokh a ! of meloni lie overturned. was driving v r, Mr. ihof. Gratijll hasbcen do cted Janitor of the school house for the comintr year. As we (io to preps the contr; ct for the transportation of Ihe school children from the Cool place Io lone lias not bi er, wara"ed et- VV. E. Ballard has r. turr.ee from Hoo I!lv. r and has mount d Kuaru over his Still. mm NOTICE OF FINAL . i. 1 1 K.itL.M' Nttiei! h. ie'.y Rivt-ti th ! i U'.ii r-',.'!. I Iin: rik-t hi- In r uec iunr a.- n lmi -; trafor t f th eHlaie of Le is Henty Carpet ti , d't-'isid and that Ihe Count Cou t if Ihi' State of O'eon fm MoeiQw Co inty hnappuited Tlle day, the8lh day of Seplemher. 1925, at thf hour of 10 o'clock in the forenoon of aaid day, a tin time, and the County Court tcom in the Court house nt Heppt er, Oregon, na thi Iiee. cf heating and 8t Ulemctit of said final ac count. Objections to Paid final account muBt be filed onor be ft re aid date. Glen E. Carpenter Administrator. ill il l-VafM i leuhl nfl.t lh fviin mr:il t UK "Wiul.l hour . 1 hn ttall loud l. tllv I jiniW ".I ? Harold Bell I VWisht's l.ilni B id but itory,"A on of lilt k' ..wrfll h ttirlrrri iIk.U4i(1 (hITI. III. oir dniiK tliM wlihln a week tii iwh'ic linn. Ileoi eolihfm. I'.roac pv owse Meetings are being held in the room above the butcher shop all are (welcome). A rpecial meeting of Chrwtian Endeavor in Willow Creek Union has been called for 6:30 p.m. at the Christian Church, lipprn r, Sunday, Aug. 30. PIANO SNAP A hi, h grade pian) near lone will be sold to a reliable pariy at a big saving. $10 monthly will handle. A snap Write at or.ee to Ta I nan Piano Store, Salem, Ore. A i umber of f trmers are chan ing the location of their op ra tions for the com ng year. Among those making a change we mote Ward Graves ai,d lh Mi.nkm 0'otherr. The laH i.amtd me to n- merancn tormeriy opi rat ed by Troy Bjg rd I SR. M. Akers leave for Ca! fo -nia the first of Septomber, acrom pan:ed byfrs. Akers, Miss Hazel Aetsand the younger children. Ihe two oldest bovs w.ll remain here and during the school ifim will make their home wih M Jordan. Treatment for Scald If you gel a burn or w-ulil mirurnte) a lin.n cloth with a aolutlon of tMk ln,' w da and apply It ut once. Thla ghe liiKliuil relief. Keep the cloth moist. II INDEPENDENT -GOOD Work Tr iiwr - t an.. 'izz.zri SANITARY DAIRY TUBERCULIN TESTED COWS PRE-WAR PRICED PRODUCT . To reduce the ccst of living use more milk and cream , " Y0UK satisfaction, OUR success, C. C. Sargent, Proprietor. 1 liilili'lllliiilliliiilliillllililililllllllllllllllllllillllll'llll PARENTS AND SCHOOL CHILCRLN ATTENTION! All Primers, Readers, Civil Government, Ceogradhy, ; Mice and Gordy histories a e displaced with new books- E2 The method of exchange permits of exchange only S )f books of like number as a first reader for a first reader a Books mnst be sold for j sell them on charge account. Please do not send children L ; for books without the cash. " ja BERT i . WHAT HE KNEW The rulde batted her honk and touted It Into the water. The fair angler re warded him with imlle end Inquired : "I auppoae you nndentand all about flahr The guide conildered thla queatlon in all It aapecta before he replied alow-. ly. "No, I wouldn't go to far aa to aay that. I know only 1,978 reason why 1 they don't bite.", Lady Jurort Show Mercy "Ladle and gentlemen of the Jury," began the attorney for the defenae, "can you look npon the prisoner's tearitalned face and not take pity, on herr ' . . And all tlx of the ladle on the Jury did take pity on ber and offered bef their cosmetics. Weatern Chrlittaat Advocate. EXPLAINING Little Bobby What' the difference between matrimony and patiimetiyT Professor Letterklnk The words are derived from the Latin. Mater, mean ing mother and pater, father. Thus, patrimony la supplied by th father while matrimony la promoted by tha mother. She Loved Doge "Row I lora og.r th mald.a erted, Aad wh.n her auttor ortly dskad: "X wl.h I war a do. yo know' "Oh. wall," aha aal. "raapa yea'U grew." . 111111- JOB PRINT- and REASONABLE Pricr$ S nrrr. -' - 'I 1! 3 cash and I cannot afford to ff MASON E3