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which is perhaps the most complete
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Clark. liroa., Florlale, 287 Uorriaan 81
We started our weekly auction sales
Wedneaday, Nov. 21et. If you have any
thing to conaisa In homes, mulea, cattle,
harness or wagons, alao farm impl.mente.
on can ahlp direct to the North Portland
von can amp airert to tne North
Horee & Mule Company. Wire,
phone Empire 01-1, and wo will I
prompt attention. North Portion
write or
rive you
nd Horaa
fc Mule Co., No. Portland, Oregon.
We Specialize In
Hides, Pell, Wool, Mohair, Tallow, Cascira,
Oregon Grape Root Coal Skint, Horu Hair
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Laay Terma t'aed Knrda Hnuyht and Sold
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BATTERIES $10
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Women's Senate In Rome.
A senate of women was established
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Elagabalus for the serious considera
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The Kind to Give Up.
There are habits that cost mors to
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Swedes Make Machine
Stockholm. A new contrivance for
counteract ing the destructive Inllucnr
of dump wentliiT on the rruln produc
tion of Sweden Is a grain-drying ap
paratus. It is believed 'hut the use of
this machine will not only prove
economical to flour m!IK but will at
the same time have a definite effect on
the Importation of ".heal from Amer
ica. Swedish mills hnve In the past
found It necessary to blend American
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Eat Mora Wheat Maccarenl Spaghetti Ver
tniwlli No!ea Alphabet Freeh Egg Noodles
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too t. 4H D.kaat Bldf, Pk.no Broad
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while .learning. Po el Hone aocured. Writs
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mauwo. viaiuotnua.
CUANINC AND DYEING
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in eervtca tend parrala to ua.
Wo pay rotarh ooatoao. Inform
ation and prlcoe given upon, re-
aueai.
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ui a kotoh of tb barn voo want and w will tuiv
mit flirailar tparlnwn anemia, Na abUyaUoo axoopt
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BUY THE BEST HORSE COLLAR MADE
All lone rya straw stuffed.
Inaist on having the oollar
with the "Flan" Label. If
your dealer does not handle
this brand collar, writs to us
dirent.
P. BHARKEY BON a
S3 Union Av., Portland, Ore,
North Portland Hone A Mula Co. will
hold weekly auction aalea at tha Unlni
Stockvarda. North Portland, aavh Wed
n"day at ona o'clock, if you hava any
thine to aell In homea, tnulii or mlloh
bo (.ad to solicit your buin'ta, a wo
avre jwai m ioucn wun ouyara.
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Portland, Oregon,
Tomato Legally a Vegetable.
Botanlcally a tomato la a fruit. Tha
supreme court, however, has docided
that sine tomatoes are grown In
kitchen gardeas, and eaten generally
as part of the body of a meal, and as
they are sold as vegetables, therefore
they should be considered vegetables
aa far as commerce and general use
are concerned.
to Dry Native Wheat
wheat with Swedish wneat In equal
rutlo, but by drying native wheat with
this apparatus only M per cent
Amerlcun wheat will be required
of
for
the blend.
The machine consists principally
of
four rotating cylinders with tubes
for
lie circulation of the grain, to w
ahlcb
warm air Is applied.
Knowledge is not found unsought
rtMi
When Tony
Intervened
By MARTHA WILLIAMS
, mil, by McClur. N.wapapor Syndicate.)
To recognize a blessing In guise of
an Impish boy, requlrea Insight plus
lively fulth. Possessed of reasonable
Insight, but wholly lacking faith, Alice
set down Tony, ber small atepnephew,
aa the crowning misery of a miserable
summer. She had hated htm vica
riously before seeing him what right
had a .woman with a son seven years
old to take captive her fastidious
brother? J ere had scoffed equally at
wldowa and wooing since he was nine
teen. A concrete reason, of course,
for the acofllng it wore petticoats-
frilly ones owned a baby stare and
an acquired lisp. In the lightest, most
fetching half mourning for a husband
killed in the first honeymoon, she had
annexed J ere casually, played on and
with him to bring to bag ber real
quarry, the seml-senlle Senator Core.
Instead of making becoming basts to
die, the senator had retired from pub
lic life from everything but taking
care of himself. By consequence Mrs.
Core had had bitter reason to rue her
bargain. He might live to be ninety
liberty waa a high price to pay for
twenty years more of luxury and slav
ery. Moreover, she would get almost
nothing In fee only a fair annuity,
charged upon the big fortune which,
devoted tu pompous charity, was to
keep In remembrance the name of
Core.
Jere quit hating her when that came
to his knowledge. Indeed, he bad only
thought he hated her for a longish
time. Alice had known the fact, but
had been too canny to mention It,
Jere, ten years older, was her para
gon. Judge what she suffered when
he married an almost nobody, neither
rich nor poor, plain nor handsome
Indeed merely an average person, ei'
cept for the boy, Tony.
He had been, since he wss weaned.
the best pal of a bachelor uncle, whose
conception of the universe waa that It
existed for Tony's behalf and benefit.
Tony began riding to hounds at four
nn no pony. If you please, a long strid'
Ing hunter, full man else.
Even then he swore "good mouth
tilling oaths" at five he played such
poker even the vetersns used him re
spectfully. A little later he scandal'
Ized the neighborhood by aaylng to a
visiting minister who had Insisted upon
holding family prayer:
"Mr. Man, you talk too long. God
telle me he don't like It any better'n I
do." And on top of that, to two young
women pretending to quarrel over him,
he piped In a blase voice: "Stop talkln'
foolish. Jinny's too fat and Lou toe
scrawny. I won t even look at any or
your grandchildren."
Aa a make-weight, he had friends
legions of them the servants, the men
on the farm, the poor folk round about,
to whom he was often his uncle's al
moner. And to none of them waa he
ever rude or aaucy. This partly from
naturally good heart ; partly also from
l.'ncle Bill's gospel, "A gentleman al
ways helps the under dog."
He was straight, long-limbed, up-
headed, unchlldlahly wiry ; his fair akin
massed with freckles; his hair sun
blejcbed to the color of tow. Supple
as a kitten, active as a flea, ha looked
the part of terrible Infant ao perfectly
Alice smiled grimly at sight of him
feeling her miallklug so entirely Juill-
fled. Clearly the Imp was not psychic.
In about aeven minutes after he began
staring at her, he aald musingly
"Aunt Alice! Well I I don't so much
mind I Uncle Bill has got to marry
now. Mammy won't be there to tske
care of us, and If he took anybody
else I'd have two aunts to pester."
There his new fsther swooped upon
him, chuckling bard, and bore him
away. In spite of kicks, poundings.
threuts of biting, saying over his
shoulder: "Alice, BUI Is coming next
week. He ain't quite so audden as
the head of the family" giving Tony
a bear hug; "but he's mighty well
Tony-broke "
"Apparently I" from Alice at her
Iciest: "I hat to disoblige but the
fact Is I've msde other arrange
itienia," flushing a lovely red, and
turning away her eyes. Be sure then
a hubbub broke out a girl who ha
a doting father, a critical brother, two
rich maiden aunta, and an official fairy
godmother seta up a mighty pother.
hy such an announcement.
"Who la beT Jere demanded, set
ting Tony on his feet. Instantly thst
young person clinched fiats and stood
forward, the very moral of an angry
buniain. "What business hsd you to
make 'rsngements?" he demanded
hrllly: "Tou might a-known we baB
things sll fixed Uncle Bill and me!"
Alice smiled Inscrutably, and walked
tn the other door, stopping there to
ay to the assembled family, "Save
your breath by asking no questions.
Content yourselves with knowing,
you'll bsvo wedding csrds In good
time."
Being gentlefolk, there the matter
re ed. Unci Bill came, ssw but did
t t try to conquer, though Alice ad
mit :ed In the privacy of her own bear
Ing he waa a fine man, easy, gracious,
delightfully whimsies! In speech, with
s smile like morning sunshine, whom
dnga Intuitively fawned on and babies
toddled after. He shook bis besd at
her, with Tony riding plg-a back, say
ing reprosehfully, "You are very, very
wicked to disappoint Tony. Tea, the
plan wss wholly bis; he wslted to tea
you before settling anything." Then
followed much explosive Isughter. Un-
rtr rover of It Ailce ULiutli.
L'ncie Bill was a bird of passage en
route to South America in a business
way. He left behind a Tony ao deso
late tliut Alice's heart softened toward
him In spite of his mischief. A bad
boy, not a mean one, she decided, sigh
ing unaccountably. Yet more unac
countably she fell In a way of com
forting hliu with cardboard, colors and
brushes In the den where she amused
herself by turning out such small deer
as place cards, Christmas cards and
Illuminated mottoes fur Christmas and
Easter.
Alice found herself in a aore strait
wholly of her own making. She bad
meant to refuse Lawyer Eads he was
coming tuun, one who would certainly
be rich and possibly famous. She had
known all along she did not love him.
yet had temporized her father, her
aunts, the fairy godmother approved
him highly. Tony's planning had
nxtddened her she had committed her
self tacitly, to be sure, but felt she
mint go on with it. All her courage
bad availed waa to say to her wooer:
"Walt until October now I can
neither promise nor refuse." So he
came walking on air, now and then,
giving himself a gait ao proprietory, It
mada her writhe. Her aole comfort
was to write in an untidy Journal her
wretchedness, her regret for the haste
thst had hampered her. Not a word
of Uncle BUI but she saw bis eyes, his
smile, between the lines. She must
bold to her freedom until be had come
and gone. After that the deluge Its
outcome, she could not guess.
There was a curious change In Tony
he shut himself tn the den, worked
there furiously to judge by blotches
and splotches over floor and table, but
Alice hardly noted them her coa-
aclousnesa waa fixed forward In a
week Uncle Bill would be home. Bjl
almost a miracle he came two days
earlier, Lawyer Eada graciously hurry
ing him out In his own car. Alice got
white at sight of them together, but
nobody noticed the fact Tony had the
floor he waa shouting shrilly: "lncie
Bill I Uncle Bill 1 See what I niaked
you, Alice's picture, In her own
wrltln" book. I knew ahe wouldn't
mind" with that thrusting upon his
gasping Unci BUI something more
many-colored than was Joseph's coat
Alice analched It away, crying: "You
tou must not look neither of you,
Then fell In a faint. Before she came
out of It, two men had read her diary,
but, of courae, had acted as became
perfect gentlemen. Said Eads: 'It is
providential." Speech waa beyond
Uncle BUI but nls eyes spoae bis
heart.
TC.VN OF CORPUS CHRISTl
City la Built on Narrow Strip of Sand
Which Separates presn water
Bay From One of Salt
Sweeping through a narrow channel
between two great Islands el sand,
tha blua Mexican gulf wavea apread
out Into the broad expanse of Corpua
Cbrlatl bay, to be girdled together
again at tha mouth of the Nueces
river. The river Itself meandera
through tha broad and fertile plulna of
Texas until It neura the suit water,
when, aa If In Imitation of the mighty
ocean It Is soon to join, the stream
widens Into a great circular loop,
bay of fresh water separated from the
salt by a lonu: tongue of sand.
Along the narrow beach men have
reared great buildings of stone and
brick. But rising from it towers the
higher ground, crowned with homes
snd churches. A boulevard runs along
tha brow of the bluff, a boulevard
from which one looks out over the
roofs of banks and office buildings
scross the blua of the bay to the mis
ty shore line of distant Islands. On
the narrow atrip of sand and soli tliut
forms a barrier between the fresh wa
ter of one bay and the aalt water of
the other, are more homes and many
places where people laugh and play,
Behind the city He fields of cotton,
rasing land and groves of orange
treea or verdant gardens filled with
vegetables. Tiny wild flowers dot the
green grana of tha rattle land like liv
ing atara. Low, acraggllng cedars
stretch their crooked branches toward
tha sea. White waxen berries of mis
tletoe glisten through the darker green
of the live oak, while atrands of Span
ish moss away with each passing
breeze.
Cloee Quarters.
In some amateur theatrlcala a fugi
tive from justice was supposed to es
cape from Ills pursuers by concealing
himself under a tsble. The tsble was
mall, while the fugitive was some
what lengthy.
The commander of the pursuing
party rushed onto the stage and fell
over the lege of the man for whom h
waa aearchlng.
Picking himself up and rubbing his
shins, he reused roars of Isughter by
exclaiming In dramatic style: "Ha,
the villain has eluded us agala."
A Secret
Tha minister of a eertsln church
called upon a woman, a member of
his congregation, and, finding no on
at home, slipped a card through the
letter-box, after scribbling upon It the
words: "Sorry to find you out."
When tha woman returned home
Mary, the maid, met her at tha door
and presented tha rsrd with a whis
pered: "Here, mum, I took rhsrge of
thla It would never do for the mas
ter to know the minister's found you
out"
Attention.
There Is some gossip about Mra
Muggg."
"heslly!" exclaimed Ulss Csytnne,
"She la coming on. For years she hs
not been considered Important enough
la iS fo"'d about"
STATE NEWS
IN BRIEF. !
Salem. Governor Pierce Saturday
ppolnted Dr. 11. E. Kelty of Paisley
judge of Lake county to succeed E.
H. Smith, who died recently.
Hood River. Ashley Post, 18, son
of Dr. William Post of Hood River,
suffered the loss of his right hand in
dynamite explosion Sunday.
St. Helens. With the departure of
the steamer Brookings Saturday night
lumber shipments from St. Helens
for the week will total nearly 4,000,
000 feet.
Salem. Following tha completion
of Its five-year road building program
Marlon county will be In a position
to construct approximately 15 miles
of paved highway annually without a
bond Issue, according to Henry Down
ing, county judge.
Eugene. More than 21.000,000 feet
of timber In the Siuslaw uutlonal for
est has just been sold to the Umpqun
Mills & Timber company of Reeds
port, according to announcement at
the forest service office in this city.
The price paid waa $42,354.
Mcdford. Taxes will be lower n
Jackson county this year than lust
not counting irrigation liens and taxes
that vary according to school and dis
trict levies. The county tax Is three
mills loss. In Medford taxes will be
1.6 mills lower than In 1923.
Crawfordsvillo. Mr. and Mrs. John
i. Mlckalson of Crawfordsvillo cele
brated quietly their fifty-ninth wed
ding anniversary January 7. They
were married In 1805 In Monroe, Wis.
Pendleton. Alex Manning, promin
ent In labor circles in Pendleton, has
boon designated head of the Umatilla
county committee to obtain funds for
German children. No drive will be
made for funds here, he stated, the
plan being to depend on voluntary con
trlbutions.
Astoria. Superintendent Webb of
the Necanlcum river hatchery has
taken about 1,500,000 silverslde eggs
which he la hatching at the Necanl
cum river plant. He has also caught
about 200 cut throat trout In his traps
and will take eggs from them for
artificial propagation.
Marshfield. The now Wesley hoHpl
tul, to be organized under the nus
pices of the Method 1st 8, will consist
of a first unit to cost 100,000, Includ
ing the equipment. The Institution
will have the full quota of laboratories
required In obtaining the approval and
recognition by the American College
of Surgery.
Eugene. Oznl Stoel, the oldest
Mason In Eugene and one of the old
est on the coast, was honored by fel
low-Shrlners Saturday night with
dinner at the hotol In honor of his
93d birthday. Mr. Stoel Is active and
seldom misses a meeting of the sev
eral brunches of masonry t' which
ho belongs.
Corvnllls. More than 450 head of
hogs owned by various livestock club
members were vaccinated for hog
cholera In tho last year, according to
reports sent In by county club lend
ers to L. J. Allen, assistant stalo club
leader. Only ona death resulted from
vaccination and none treated died
from the disease.
Salem. Tho order issued rocently
by the Oregon public service commis
sion In reducing freight rates on ha
and other farm products will becoin
effective January 21, according to an
nnunrement Saturday. Tho railroads
following receipt of tho order, filed
petition asking that tho effective dut
of the new rates be suspended.
Marshfield. A suit for ,1!850 (lam
ages has been filed by Eugene Hum-
block ot Hear creek, a locality not fur
from Ilundon, where the Roosevelt
highway traverses his ranch. Mr
Ilamblock avers that the nst ruction
of the highway, which waa graded In
1923, resulted In Ihu loss of 20 feet
ot the northern part of his barn, which
was cut from tho structure.
Itoscburg. The Douglas county tax
department during (he year 1922 col
lected 11,098,918.63, only 10000 less
than set forth tin the assessment rolls
to be collected, according to the semi
annual report now being completed
The sum of S6,S40.25 represents de
linquent taxes, extending as fur hack
as 1913, puld In during the past year.
The 1923 tux Is about 10 per cent de
linquent. Klumath Fulls. Work on tho Eu
geneKlomath Falls cutoff on the
Southern Pacific is progressing under
the most unfavorable winter condi
tions. According to word brought iu
Sunday from the Charles F. Guger sub
contractor's camp at Corrlal aprlngs,
near Crescent from 18 Inches to two
feet ot snow has been encountered by
the graders who are completing the
last five miles of the Hampshire con
tract 40 miles beyond Kirk.
Mrs. Eva Ferracr
Oregon is Famous For
Its Beautiful Women
Salem, O rep;. "Last year I be
came in an extremely run-down con
uilion, my appetite failed me and
I became very nervous. A friend
advised mc to try Dr. Pierce's Gold
en Medical Discovery as a tonic
and I was very thankful to her for
her good advice. One bottle of it
made me feel like a new person; it
strensthened and built mc up into
a perfect state of health, my appetite
returned and all nervousness dis
appeared. I have no hesitancy in
saying that Dr. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery is the very best
tonic I have ever taken and I am
?:lad to have my testimonial pun
ished if it will he ot benefit to others
who have become run-down and
jveak." Mrs. Eva Kerracr, 444
Water St.
Ohtniil tho n;c-mrAr :.- ...LI-.-
,. . , . -""lu,,-ii iii i.um in
-or liquid from your dninfrist or send
jut ui iri.ii liKir. to ur, fierce s In
valids' Hotel. Duilalo, N, Y,
How the Flrea Start
In the forests of the Rockies the
evergreens atand some distance apart
so that their tops do not touch, says
the "School Book of Forestry" ot the
American Tree association. As a re
sult these western forests do not
shade the ground as well as those In
the East. This cuuses tho soils of
these forests to bo much drier, and
also increases the danger from fire.
Enduring Value.
A great poem Is tho fountain for
ever overflowing with the waters of
wisdom and delight; and after one
person and one ago has exhausted nil
Its divine effluence which their pecul
iar relations onulilo them to share,
another and yet another succeeds, and
now relations are ever developed, tho
source ot an unforeseen and an un
conceived delight. Sir Philip Sidney.
He's a Philosopher.
Little Goorgo Is nn embryonic philos
opher. Ho Buld the oilier day at tho
tnblo: "Now, when I alt In my chair
my feet won't touch tho floor, but
when I walk around they touch tho
floor as well as anybody's" Woman's
Home Companion.
Practice "Give and Take."
In tho business world today a man
who is unwilling "to glvo mid take"
stands very llttlo chance of attaining
success. Tho philosophy of modern
business has bo been developed that
biggest business Is now greatest serv
ice. Here's a Smile.
"Just think ot it! An Impudent fel
low calmly oniiiu In and actually stole
the clock right oft tho mantelpiece."
"And your dog was In tho very room?"
"Yes, but (hut doesn't count. Flossy
Is only a watchdog, you know.
Sagacity of Wild Creatures.
Wild it ii I in ii 1 tt khow wheru to find
protection, says tho Department ot
Agriculture. In places where there
are game sanctuaries, wild creatures
hasten to them at the beginning ot
every open hunting season.
The Other Fellow That Is.
Any first la whlttler can think up
a lot of tilings a fellow ought to bu
able to make n fortune out of- Hall 1
mora Sun.
Immune From Influenza.
There Is one place, always uhsolule.
ly Immune from Influenza. This ',i'ic
tuary Is tho cinnamon warehouse con
nected with London's docks. No em
ployee has ever been uttacked by Inn
disease.
First Study, Then Achieve.
Try thyself uiiwearledly till thou
flndcHt. the highest thing Ihou url ca
pable ot doing, faculties and outward
clrcumslunces being duly considered:
and theu do II. J. Stuart Mill.
Shoe Repairs.
A bit chipped off the toe of a brown
shoe tan bo effectively repaired by n
thin coat of whltu shellac, with iirowu
polish applied over it.
I
ta naaded In avary rfrpart mailt ui huii
kaapirigr. fcaually B'mmI for tuwrlt.Ubla
linen, ahaata and pillow caaea. Croctit
Aft You Salisfied?
Is the blggret, moot twrfortly ee.iilpt"l
HualnoM Yrali.lng bYhool In tha Norta
wraL Kit youraflf for a hlghr P"oltinn
with more tnonay. t'oroiaueut goelUous
aaaiiroi our (IrHtuatcs.
Writa fur eatalof aourUi arm Yaiiihllt
Portland.
P. N. U.
No. 3, 1924