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Portland, Oregon
THE
CAMPBELL
COURT
HOTEL
Portland's newest and most beautiful residential hotel opened Sep
tember 1, 1923.
Every Room with Bath. Unusual Dining-room Service
near Theaters, Banks and Shops. Uaraca, Cars to all parts of
city paaa
The Campbell Court Hotel.
Rates Moderate, Eleventh St. t Main
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KOol Pn mLIim , Expert examination free All work luaranteed. Sen
llCtU k I Cl II K 1 1 II 5b.le We specialue in Complete Overhauling and
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Moved to New Larger Garage, ttth and Hoyt, Portland
Washington C00D EATS AT popular prices
r t Rest Room for Ladies.
Lafetpria ,u Wsahinytcm St. Between Fifth and Slith Streets
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PORTLAND, OREGON
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Forty Years in the Same Location.
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Kenton Station, Portland, Orejron.
ROOT AND HERB REMEDIES
If taken In time, prevent operations for Diabetes, Catarrh. Asthma,
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female disorders. Bladder Troubles.
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C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Company
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Established 23 Years in Portland.
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P. SHARKEY A SON
53 Union Av.t Portland, Ore,
North Portland Tlorna A Mule Co. will
hold weekly auction Male at the 1'nh.n
Htof kyards, North Port lurid, each WM
netiday at one o'clock, it Jou have anv
thins; to sell In hordes, mulM or milch
rows, or hamta and wK n, we would
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are always In touch with buyers.
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in Tubercular Fight
la now vngnged In producing an aotr
tubercular lerurn on which the fnmoua
Paatcur Itntltute ln high bnpea.
Boy Kllla Pal In "Indian" Camt.
Qlincjr, Ill.Whllc the two, with
four other boyn, were playing "Indian."
Grady McKay, eighteen yeara old. ot
Qulncy, waa sliot to deato by bla com
panion, Cbarlea Iladaell, thlrtaea yamrt
old.
1 Kate Asks for a
I Raise 1
I By JANE OSBORN '
(, nil, by aloClure Newapaper arndlcate.)
Kate had worked for Timothy Fan-
slmw .'or nearly a year and dissatisfac
tion was creeping upon her. As private
secretary to Timothy Fanshaw ahe
knew that others In bla employ always
had an Increase In wage or salary be
fore they bad worked for him a year.
It had never been the policy of the ad
vertising concern of Fanshaw & Sons
to pay large sularles to start. Em
ployees were made to feel that It waa
ft privilege to work for a concern like
Fanshaw's; moreover, there was the
bait of higher wages.
"As soon as you are worth more to
na your salary will be Increased," waa
what the Fanshaws, father and sons,
usually said when employing new help
ers. But they seldom Increased wages
to employees who did not Insist on It
The dissatisfaction of Kake Weston
was so great that, after a particularly
busy day In the office one December
day, Kate Weston did not sleep at night
In fact, she did not try. She was try
ing to compose a suitable speech with
which to broach the subject of a raise
In salary.
She Imagined every possible contin
gency, and so vivid was her Imagina
tion us she lay In her small boarding
house bed that she could almost see
Timothy Fanshaw's look of perplexity.
She almost beard him say, "Miss Wet
ton, I am lorry. But It is bud policy
to pay person more than he or ahe Is
wortlL Your work Is satisfactory, still
there are othera who would accept your
salary who could do the work is
well"
Kate Weston's face flushed with In
dignation there on her pillow and her
flats clenched under tbe blankets.
"Mr. Fanshaw," she whispered, "If
there are other women who can do my
(work as well you had better get one.
ii you coma arrora to pay me xau a year
ago you can afford to pay me more now
that I am doing twice as much work as
I did then."
Tben she saw Mr. Fanshaw's good
looking face smile mildly. Women In
an office always seemed to amuse Mr.
Fanshaw a little. If ahe were a man
and were doing the work she was doing
now he would pay her twice thirty dol
lars, ahe was sure. But Mr. Fanshaw.
like other men, Kate concluded, never
liked to let a woman earn much money.
Tet It was men like that who threw
money away on the women at home
wives and daughters and sisters and
mothers who didn't do half so much to
deserve It. Why were men always so
much more willing to throw money
away on woman than to pay her for
what she honestly earned? Kate worked
herself up Into quite a fever of excite
ment and heard the clock strike three
before she closed her eyes.
Meantime Timothy Fanshaw, napping
on the lounge of his sitting room at
the club rather than going comfortably
to bed, little dreamed he was figuring
as an oppressor of poor working girls
In any one's Imaginings, least of all In
those of Kate Weston, hla secretary.
But be, too, waa finding sleep difficult
He had something on hi) mind a prob
lem he wanted to thresh out with him
self, and he did not want to turn In
for aleep tn bed until he had settled It.
Toward dawn Funshaw solved his
problem, but be was too sleepy then to
take the trouble to go to bed for the
brief remainder of the time that be
could sleep. '
So Timothy Fan? haw was no more
refreshed than hla secretary on the De
cember morning that followed. Still
certain sort of excitement served a ft
stimulant to make him forget bow
weary he really was.
Dictation, however, flowed along In
much the same way as usual. Timothy
had ft way of attending to certain of
hla letters almost mechanically and
Kate knew so well what he was going
to aay that the dashes and dots, pot
hooks and loops flowed out from the
end of her well-sharpened pencil almoat
before he had uttered the words they
Indicated.
Then came luncheon time. Kate had
decided to approach her employer after
he bad eaten. She had an Idea that
he would be more tractable then than
when he waa hungry.
"I have been rather worried lately,"
ahe began. "In fact, I could hardly
sleep last night" She had planned this
beginning. But Mr. Fanahaw'a reaction
was not at all according to expectation.
She had thought he would merely smile
amusedly and continue signing letters
or checks.
"What ft coincidence," Is what he
really said, and he let the pen fall from
his hand and pushed the letters back
from the blotter on hla large flat-topped
desk. "You see. I didn't sleep either.
I was very much worried. I have come
to fork In the road. I must choose
which way to turn."
"So nave I," eald Kate. Which wasn't
what she had planned to say next but
he msnsged to get back Into her role
In spite of the false rue. "I have been
here' almost t yesr, Mr. Fanshaw."
"It seems much longer," sighed Tim
thy Fanshaw, "We have met here day
after day, rain or shine, every day but
two weeks In the summer"
"Tea," Interrupted Kate, "and I have
grown to know your work so well that
I know what yon are going to ssy be
fore yon say It" Kste was going to
suggest that she could really attend to
aioat of his correspondence snd there
fore might become more valuable to
him. But Timothy Fanshaw Interrupt
ed. "And I have become so well acquaint
ed with you that I know just which
way you aiVgoih'g to 'look 'under any
given circumstances. Funny, Isn't It?"
'So, as I was going to say," contin
ued Kate, determined not to be side
tracked, "I have been thinking that un
less this la worth something to you I'd
better try to locate somewhere where
there will be a chance for advancement.
I have ambitions as much as anv one
it
"You ambitious?" exclaimed Mr.
Fanshaw. "Why, I never thought of
that. I didn't realize that you were
that sort of a girl. I thought"
"I hope you didn't think that I was
willing to see every one advance him
self while I"
"While you, what?" snld Timothy
Fanshaw, looking now really amused.
Kate's little hands became tense unil
her cheeks showed the color of Indigna
tion. "While I stay here in this office get
ting just $30 a week for the rest of my
Ike."
"I'm blessed I" said Timothy Fan
shaw. Now Kate's Indignation was Increas
ing. "Don't say 'I'm blessed' to me,"
she said, with Are in her usually soft
brown eyes. "You seem to think or try
to make me think you think that Just
because I'm a woman I've no ambition.
I didn't mean to become angry, Mr.
Fanshaw. I meant only to ask for a
raise."
Mr, Fanshaw here began to laugh.
"If I should offer you $35 or $40 or
$50 you'd remain?" he asked.
"I suppose I would," said Kate, a
little shamefaced. "For $50 I know I
would."
"And why should I? I can get a
dozen girls who can do your work as
well as you do it for $30 a week."
"That's Just exactly what I thought
you were going to say," said Kate,
j i.
Timothy Fanshaw Ignored the Inter
ruption. "But I can never find another
young woman who will so perfectly co
incide with my Idea of a perfect wife.
You see, Miss Weston, I'm humbly beg
ging you to marry me, while you ap
parently would rather continue as my
secretary with an incsensed salary."
Kate Weston was still blushing furi
ously and becomingly, but It was from
embarrassment not from Indignation.
"You mean that that you loe "
"Certainly I love you."
"I auppose It would be fibbing to say
I didn't love you, too," admitted Kate.
"But I never thought"
But Kate never finished the sentence.
EGYPT HAS MANY COURTS
Mixed Population of Country Requires
Brand of Justice for
Each.
The doubt is to the nationality of a
person autpected of murder In Alexan
dria reveal the difficulties attendant
on the number of Jurisdictions that ob
tain In Egypt. The Egyptian investi
gating authorities are not recognized
is competent to proceed In the case If
the accused Ih a German, while the
German authorities will not take ac
tion In the matter till It la decided
that he belongs to their nationals.
Egypt possesses at least three con
current Jurisdictions. The native courts
deal with all crimes committed by na
tives and all civil disputes between
Egyptian subjects. The mixed courts,
staffed with Judges representative of
all the European powers holding ca
pitulations In Erypt, decide civil cases
between Europeans of different na
tionalities or between Europeuns and
natives. And the consulur courts of
the various powers decide all cases
between their own nationals and
charges of crime brought against such
nationals. Finally the "Sharla," or na
tive religious Moslem courts, decide all
rases of Inheritance and of what we
should call "chancery" matters for Mo
hammedans, while the different patri
archal councils act In similar rases
for Jews, Copts, Armenians and others.
Manchester Guardian.
Sensitive Ears.
An amusing incident, stys contrib
utor, occurred at the Republican nu
tlonal convention In Chicago In IDOL
The late George A. Kulglit of Califor
nia, who had one of the loudeat voices
of any public speaker of hla time, was
one of the sneakers. Among those who
preceded him on the program were
some of the foremost orators of the
party, whereas Knight was rompara'
lively unknown. They struggled vail
autly to make themselves heard by the
vust audience that filled every nook
and cranny of the Coliseum, but were
frequently Interrupted by cries of
"Louder I Louder I"
Then came Knight's turn, and he ad
vanred to tbe front of the platform.
"Ladles and gentlemen," he began, and
tli resonant tunes rolled over the as
tonished audience like a tidal wuve.
Before he could say another word ft
voice from remote corner of tbe ball
called out with startling distinctness,
"Not so loud!" Tbe laughter that fol
lowed made It Impossible for the
speaker to continue for several
minutes.
"Van."
Tbe Dutch have the reputation of be
ing very economical and very careful
In watching the details of domestic
affairs, no matter how small.
"Ilelnyl" called the father.
"Vat?" answered the son.
"Run and count deu geese agalft.
Helny."
"All right"
Lielny went; Helny returned.
"Helny I" ssld the father.
"Vatr said the son.
"Did you count dem geese I gala.
Helny ?"
"Yes."
"How msny vss dey, HelnyT
"Van."
Det's right. Halo.
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Silverton. Sufficient stock in the
Sllverton Food Products company has
been subscribed by local fruit growers
to Insure them the controlling inter
est. This company has been Silver
ton's cannery company for the past
few years.
Salem. Selection ot a board of ar
bitration to settle the differences aris
ing between local Journeymuu plumb
ers and their employers probably will
be announced at a joint muettng of the
unionists and master plumbers to be
held this week.
Solum. The state tax on gasoline
and distillate sales in Oregon during
November amounted to $202,C97.0S, ac
cording to a report issued by the sec
retary of state. To date the tax on
fuel oils has returned to the state a
total of $4,869,826.17.
St. Helens. Circuit court, Judgo J.
A. Eakin presiding, convened Monday
morning. The first day was taken up
In hearing motion!) and default cases.
The socond will be naturalization day.
Estacada. While running the edger
saw at the Electric Lumber & Manu
facturing company's mill at River Mill
Saturday, Elmer Crozlcr's loft hand
waa severed attor getting caught In a
saw. Ho was taken to Estacada where
Dr. G. F. Midtord gave medical atten
tion.
Salem. Joseph Carl Kraugor and
Miss Lillian E. Maxwell, both of Fos
ter, Linn county, wore married "on
high" here Saturday afternoon, in the
words of Judge Kuntz, who porformed
the ceremony. The wcdulng took
place tn the capital dome, more than
250 feet above the. ground.
Eugono. Work of constructing a
ten-wire Western Union Telegraph
line between Eugene and Klamath
Falls over the route of the now rail
way being built across tho Cascade
mountains by the Southern Pacific
company, will start soon, according
to J. A. McKevitt, manager ot the
company's local office.
Hood River. Tho movement of ap
ples from here has resumed, following
tho holidays, and nt present the Apple
Growers' association, tho total re
ceipts of the organization reaching
1.49S.4G4 boxes, has on hand only
270,771 boxes, less than 400 cars. The
shipments kept up at a more rapid
rate than usual during the holiday
period.
Eugene. Eugene's bank deposits
show a big Increase lust year over
previous years, according to state
ments Just Issued by the three Insti
tutions. At the close ot business In
December, 1923, the tolnl deposits
amounted to JG.GG7.442.74 as compared
with $5,870,974.69 at the same time In
1922, an Incrcaso of $790,646.06, more
than 13 per cent.
Eugeno. Fire that started Saturduy
afternoon at 3:10 o'clock In tho work
shop of the Lano Automobile com
pnny's gnrngo on Tear! street com
pletely ruined the Interior of the
building occupied on the lower floor
by the automobile company and on
the upper floor by the Oregon apart
mnnls, entailing a loss estimated be
tween $SO,000 and $90,000.
Salem. County school superintend
ents who have been In Sulem tho pant
week grading papers In tho rei-enl
teachers' examinations completed
their duties Saturday night. Several
hundred papers were graded, and
Iheso have been turned over to the
stnlo superintendent of schools. An
nouncement ot tho results probably
will bo mndo within tho next few days.
John Day. Supervisor Reld of the
Mulheur nntlonnl forest nnnounces a
meeting to bo held In Canyon Clly
January 16 In the Interest of slock
growers and other persons Interested
In the forest reserves. Grazlrg Exam
iner Dtilton, who has charge of general
supervision of the appraisal work for
this division, and J. E. Snow, presl
dnnt of tho Grant County Kttiekgrow
ers' association, will attend.
Albany. Although risking an In
junction, Iho county court decided to
proceed with (fie 1S24 tnx levy under
thn old budget luw and In doing so
published Iho budget In Albany news
papers Saturday. A public hearing on
the budget will bo held January 26
This procedure Is about a month over
duo but unless someono enters a suit
against extending Iho tax after the
hearing tho court will proceed under
tho old law.
Grants Pass. A mammoth redwood,
measuring 23 feet ncross the butt and
70 feet In circumference, was cut this
week In tho Redwood forest, near
Crescent City, Cul., on tho Redwood
highway. Tho tree, which was 300
font tall, wos tho largest fiver cut by
the sawmill operating In that vicinity.
It will furnish 2',0.000 feet of lumber,
enough to keep the mill running for
throe days and It will furnish a cargo
for two steamera of the slzo now en
tering the Crescent City harbor, II
Is pointed out that CO cottages, each
containing C000 fcot of lumber, could
be ercctod from tho lumber cut from
this single treo.
A MAN WHO BECAME
FAMOUS
Doctor R. V. rierco, v'aono plcturo
appears nhovo, was not ouly a success
ful physician but, ulso a profound
student, ol tiio medicinal quail lies ot
Nature's remedies, roots and herbs, and
by clo'o observation of tho method
urd by tho Indians, ho discovered their
great remedial qualities, especially for
weaknesses of women, and after caro
tid preparation succeeded ill giving to
tiio world a remedy which lias been
used by women with tho best results
" r half a century. Dr. l'lerce's Fuvorltn
inscription is still In great demand,
lo many other so called "cure-alls"
'i i cimio and gono. Tho reason lor
j 'lenoiuenal success is Imcuuso ol lis
'Into purity, and Dr. l'lerce's high
Smiling as an honored citizen ol
loillalo ii a guarantee of all that Is
claimed for the Favorite Prescription
as a regulator lor tho ills isrullur
to women.
Send 10e. for trial pkir. to Dr. Pierce's
Invalids Hotel, llullalo, N. Y.
Sarcasm.
"Stockings!" Smlthers pounded the
table. "Stockings! Why, you've got
gray stockings and red stockings, silk.
Halo thread, canton flannel, wool, deml
tasso and socks, stockings until why
it takes two bookkeepers to balance
my checkbook, Mary. Stockingsl You,
want more stockings! Say, whadda
think yuh nro, anyhow, a centipede?"
Richmond Tlmos-Dispateh.
Hard to Imagine.
In whatever way It comes to pass
we know that when we see a now star
we aro witnessing the actual explo
slon of a sun. You know what occurs!
when a few grains ot gunpowder an
Ignited; try to Imagine tho snmo thliu'
happening to a huge globe weighing
billions upon billions ot tone! Tin
force created Is a million billion timet
greater than that ot an explosion o
dynamito.
The Boycott.
Tho word boycott means to combin
to refuse to work for, deal, or as
snclnto with or assist a person; n
species of excommunication; to plac
merchandise under a bnn to proven
Its sale. It was a method of intlmi
dution adopted by tho Irish I.un
league In 18S0, and Captain lloycot
was one of Its first victims.
Drinking Coffee In Bagdad.
For a cent ono gets a cup of coffe
In Bagdad coffee shops, and, In addl
Hon, a narghile, In which Shirza tohnc
co Is smoked. The coffee ahop is tin
Itourso for the natives.
Roman Soldiers Fed Hard-Tack.
Hard tack, similar to the war bis
cult supplied to modern armies, wa
an article of food for tho Itomnn sol
dlers during Iho Second and Thin
centuries, A. D.
We Give What We Are.
Ho Is tho bent teacher ol others win
Is best taught himself; that which w
know and lovn we cannot but com
muiilcatn. Thomas Arnold.
Full of It.
An Englishman has discovered bow
to muko elocrlclly from wind. Thl
being so we know a lot of fellows wh
aro human power plants,
Dogs Traced Back to Pharaohs.
Hounds of tho same breed wblcl
were pets of Hid 1'baraohs, Egypt's un
clent rulers, were exhibited ut the re
cent dog show In London.
MIKKOKsS AND CLASS
Central Mirror & Class Works
Mfiniifaf-tt.rrt of Kirh rirnrt fren.
Mlrrom; fKtvrUiijr; funnnKM Mirror. Mr
RllvarM, 4"fl a mtuum (W, nuA Allrom
Fmnn-ti. (ilnnn for Auto (.'Kriiiiim, Wlii-l
CI.ASSKH WILL SAVE YOI KYK.H
Min Mtlflv tt k,wat pr !-, Ail
afL -XT (Hvl nt It !'. I.mt,w9 dtiulfmtHl
tfn lmin fi. MniI in fmr t.ro.
ut, a. k. jiurwiu, tn rir-t m., rtmiaM, lit.
SUPERFLUOUS IIA1U
RwtitvH without Injurr In thn iVIn by Nwy.ftorn
tX'ltMtury. Htni,i. on ixjiiw. Ny Horn 16
ttatoriM, 61V Mutual) Vldtf., I'urtiaiid. OiftffeA,
a sad for hahy. clolhaa, will kavp th.m
iwmi .rut taowy-whit. until worn out.
Try It and for youra.lt . 4 1 rwi
1... V. C;.C.JT BFHNKF.-WAI.KFR
nil 1UH jaauucui BUSINkM COU.rC.I
la th. hlft, most prfrtiy .olii
HiiRlneas TiHlnlRf rlchoN In th. North
wrat Kit yourself f.r a higher pna-Hloi
With mor. moriay. rftrraaii.itt ftoal Uuu.
aaaorrl our '.rnuuawa,
Wrti. tor aujf a-ourUi anu tajiilill
partiana.
P. N. O,
No. 2, 1924
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