The Gazette-Times PUBLISHED WEEKLY AND DEVOTED TO THE BEST INTERESTS OF MORROW COUNTY Volume 42, Number 32. HEPPNER, OREGON, THUSDAY, AUG. 27, 1925. , Subscripion $2.00 Per Year Holds Present Building Is All Right; System Not So Good. REPORT NOT PUBLIC Oregon Should Have One of Saccees ful Penitentiaries and It Ought to Be Made Self -Supporting. Portland, Ore., Aug. 25. Governor Pierce today received a report from the special committee investigating conditions at the atate penitentiary and contributing causes of the recent jail break. The governor declined to comment on the contents of the re port which was not made public. Jefferson Meyers, chairman of the committee, delivered the report to the governor. Adjutant General White, the other working member of the commission, left for the east this morning, Indicating that the inquiry is completed at least for the present Pacta are Ascertained. Myers stated that the committee had learned some facta which they felt should be given to the governor at once. He declared the committee wanted to see the penitentiary turned Into a "successful institution." "There are only about IS success ful prisons in the country," he said. "Why shouldn't we go ahead and make a sixteenth We don't need a new prison. The prison's all right as a prison, but it ought to turn out some thing other than derelicts. And it ought to be made self-supporting." Salem, Aug. 25. Withdrawal of Colonel C. G. Thomson, manager of Crater Lake national park, from the governor's committee to inquire into conditions at the atate penitentiary has halted the probe and the other two members of the committee, Jef ferson Myers and Brigadier General George A. White are today marking time pending the appointment of a successor to Colonel Thomson. The committee spent the entire day yesterday investigatnig conditions and interviewing employes and con victs at the prison. No date has been set for resumption of the inquiry. Inquiry of Colonel Thomson of the national park bureau as to whether he should take time from his duties to participate in the investigation him to devote all of his time to the park. All Textbooks Will Be Higher This Year Word from Salem is to the effect that all textbooks will be higher this season. This is confirmed by the lo cal dealers, who state that the prices have been very materially increased over what they were. The old price was based on war conditions, but it seems that the textbook "trust" was not satisfied with this, hence the raise. The Salem dispatch atates: But few changes in the texts al ready used in the public schools of Oregon were made by the state text book commission which met for its final session here yesterday and let contracts for two thirds of the books to be used during the coming yenr. Prices, however, will range from 10 to 70 per cent higher for the same texts. Records of the state superintendent show that most of the books adopted are already embodied in the state course of instruction which means that In thousands of cases pupils of the public schools will not be required to buy new text. Indicative of the high prices of fered to the commission for new con tracts was the New World speller, published hy the World Book com pany. In 1019 the book was contract ed at 39 cents while this year the publishers demanded 62 cents. Relative of Mrs. Roberts Dies at Portland Hospital Travis Lewis, 21 years of age nephew of Mrs. Stacy Roberts of this city, died at St. Vincent's hospital in Portland on August 19th. He had been ill but a short time, suffering with appendicitis, complicated with pneumonia. The body was taken to his home at Broadus, Montana, for interment. The young man, with his mother, Mrs. Carrie Lewis, a sister of Mrs. Roberts, visited here for a short time some two months ago, on their ar rival from Montana. He was a robust young fellow, and had been at work for a time in Portland when taken ill, Oscar Edwards and his mother mo tored to Athena on Sunday, where Mrs. Edwards will visit with her daughter, Mrs. Dick Thompson, before returning to her home at Forest Grove. Mrs. Edwards expects to pack up some of her things and return to Heppner early In September. Oscar returned home on Monday. fJtmtt:mtt:tt:mm:mtamtmntmmmtnj)tt:mttm!mi!titttt:tt:t::nr, SEED WHEAT AND RYE We saved you money last spring on seed wheat and be lieve we can repent this fall. We have samples of aeed, some certified, some not. Let us hare chance to ahow our samples. POULTRY 8UPPLIE8 CORN FLOUR Brown Warehouse Co. WE DELIVER WITHIN CITY LIMITS, iumtnmutmtmtutntJtmmtitim:mmtiMtttumtM:t:ttttHitttt:tmjiti WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS RIDER IS HERE TODAY Bert J. McCIoud Will Make Ride of 26,000 Miles on Red Eagle, Oregon Bred Horse. Bert J. McCIoud of Globe, Arizona, who claims the world's long distance riding1 championship, Is in Heppner today, having with him Red Eagle, the horse he will ride in the pro posed Journey of 26,000 miles, cover ing every state in the Union and vis iting every capital city, including the capital of our country at Washing ton, D. C. Mr. McCIoud states that the time required to make this jour ney on horseback is three years and one hundred and ten days. It ia con sidered to be the greatest ride ever attempted on horseback, and he has every confidence it will be accom plished under the rules and in the time allotted. The horse that Mr. McCIoud will use on this journey has been but re cently taken off the range in Crook county. He was broken under the di rection of McCIoud. He is an Ore gon bred range hrose, taken off the high desert of central Oregon, and the great and last ride of Mr. Mc CIoud la to start from Pendleton on September 19, following the close of the Round-Up. At the Star theater in Heppner this evening he will give a short lecture telling of his trip in 1923 to New York City, covering 4000 miles in 190 days, crossing the Im perial desert, and using one home the entire distance. On all his previous rides McCIoud has ridden horses of the Arabian blood, but he believes that the Ameri can horse is the equal of the Arabian, and on his last big ride plans to prove it. He has secured a horse bred on the high desert ranges of Crook coun ty, a five-year-old chesnut sorrel with, silver mane and tail which he has named Red Eagle. This horse weighs 1100 pounds and for the pant several weeks McCIoud has been training the horse at a ranch in Crook county where he was raised. McCIoud did not allow the horse to be spurred or in any manner mistreated, as he be lieves In making a horse tractible by kind treatment, and tho the time has been short, the animal is now a pet and will soon be following his owner everywhere. McCIoud is a native of Arizona, but gladly admits that htis triumph of the American bred horse will be a fitting testimonial to the worth of Oregon ranges, and he has no fear that Red Eagle will fail. McCIoud is accompanied by Art Ruker, a former Morrow county boy, who will go along in an automobile over the route to be traveled by Mc CIoud and Red Eagle. The lecture of McCIoud at the Star theater this evening will be both interesting and instructive. School Library Books At Office of County Supt. Mrs. Walker, county school super intendent, wishes to announce that the consignments of books for the va rious school libraries have arrived and are at her office, She wishes to emphasise the fact that a director, teacher, or any interested party of a district may call and receive the books, thus saving pastage and ex pense of mailing. Mrs. Walker also desires at this time to call attention of parents and guardians to the compulsory school law and the child labor law. Under the compulsory school law children up to sixteen years of age must be in school if they have not completed the first eight grades. Under the child labor law, children between the ages of sixteen and eighteen years must be in school or legally employed. If they have not finished the eighth grade they must attend part time schools. If this cannot be done there is no alternative but school at the sacrifice of employment. Anyone wishing to employ youths between sixteen and eighteen yenrs of age may secure blanks for that purpose from the judge of the juvenile court. In order to avoid trouble and the possibility of bringing youths of these ages into the juvenile court, parents are urgently requested to see that all children living in town with out parents have guardians. Stock Shipments Leave Heppner First of Week Two cars of sheep and three cars of cattle left the Heppner yards on Sunday for the Portland market, all being prime stuff. The shippers were .1. W. Heymor of Heppner, Chance Wilson of Monument and Roy Robin son of Hnnlmnn. A special train came In on Monday for a shipment of 18 double deck carB of sheep. These wero Inmbs going to the Chicago market, and purchased recently from our local sheepmen. F. P. Mackey was the buyer and shipper, A two-room ' addition to the Pine City school house is now 'under way. Henry Crump of Heppner having the contract. It is expected the addi tion will be completed in time for the opening of school, which is set for Sept. 14th. Echo News. LOCAL NEWS ITEMS R. H. Buldoek, division engineer of the atate highway department, has been promoted to the position of maintenance engineer for the whole state system, report has it, and will leave La Grande the first of the com ing month for his headquarters at Sa lem. 11. G. Smith, who has been res ident engineer at Ontario, and who helped in the building of some of the roads about Heppner, has been named for Mr. Baldock'a place in the dis trict, lie has reported at La Grande and is going over the roads of the district with Mr. Baldock. The Girl Reserves, who spent eight days in camp on Willow creek in the vicinity of the Jas. Thomson camp site, returned home on Sunday eve ning. The girls were under the care of their leader. Miss Elizabeth Phelps assisted by Miss Ona Gilliam and Mrs. Jeff Beamer, and they enjoyed the camp life, even though they were "rained out" and had to return to town a little sooner than expected. Kight girls of the organization were in camp. George White, Lexington wheat raiser, has finished with the thresh ing of his grain. George was in Heppner on Tuesday and states that whiie he did not get as good returns as in former years, he is not com plaining and will be ready to go at the work of putting in the fall grain on his summerfallow soon, expecting that another season will serve him more favorably that have the past two years. Frank Monahan thinks that the re cent big rain was a mighty fine thing to come at this itme. It will prove of benelit to the range and helped clear up the atmosphere as well. Since the rain Saturday night weath er conditions hereabouts have been more tolerable. Mr. Monahan, who was in town on Tuesday, has just re cently shipped his wool to Portland, but it hau not yet been disposed of. Guests this week at the home of Mr. and Mrs. A. M. Phelps were Rev. Chaa. E. Baskervilie, wife and daughter, of Vancouver, Wash., where Mr. Basker vilie is pastor of the Presbyterian church, and Rev. J. E. Youel, wife and son of Dallas, Oregon. Mr. Youel ia the Presbyterian pastor at Dallas, and the ladies are sistirs of Mr. Phelps. Frank Turner, accompanied by his mother, Mrs. R. W. Turner, spent the week end at Ritter where both enj joyed the benefits of the mineral baths. They went over the Ditch creek road but were compelled, on account of the heavy rain on Satur day, to return by way of Monument Orve Brown and family and Mr. and Mrs. Albert Rhea left yesterday af ternoon in their cars for Ritter, ex pecting to spend a week or ten days of vacation at that popular resort. They tad just finished with the job of helping Andy Rood get his wheat in the sack. E. J. Evans, who farms on Black horse, was a visitor in the city on Tuesday. Mr. Evans has done up his threshing and got a pretty good crop after all the trouble had in bringing it to maturity. He was a pleasant caller at this office. Andy Rood finished the threshing of his wheat crop on Heppner Flat Tuesday and the machinery has been placed in the shed for the season. Report has it that Mr. Rood is pretty well pleased with the way the crop turned out. Report has reached this office of the marriage recently at Walla Walla of Mrs. K. Frederick, for so many years a resident of Heppner. We did not learn, however, to whom Mrs. Frederick was mnrried. For Sale at a Bargain Good resi dence property, including furniture. Well located on best residence street of city. See me at once, as I will be here but a few days. Mrs. Anna Spencer. Harry Turner is moving the Clint Sharp family to town this week and moving his own family out to the ranch, where they cxpeet to reside for the winter. Mr. and Mrs. Park Carmichael and children of Monmouth spent several days with his sister, Mrs. Harry Tur ner, In this city during the week. A, A. McCabe and son Robert were in the city a short time yesterday and this office acknowledges a pleasant call from them. Mr. and Mrs. Walter LaDusire made a trip to Pendleton Friday where they secured a new Chrysler car for Hob Thompson. Born, in this city on Sunday, Aug ust 23rd, to Mr. and Mrs. M. R. Fell, a son, Mr. and Mrs. Clair Hopper returned from a trip to Portland on Tuesday. Furnished housekeeping rooms for rent. MrB. H. S. Taylor, Heppner. Room and board at reasonable rates. Mrs. Hessie Kinny. RETURN FROM YELLOWSTONE. Judgo R. L. Benge and family and Mrs. Ellen Buselck and son Reid ar rived home on Thursday evening last from their trip to the Yellowstone National Park. Mr. and Mrs. W. O. Bayless, who accompanied them to the Park, remained at Nnmpa, Idaho, for a visit with relatives there and at Parma, before coming on home. Judge Benge states thAt tho trip wns one of much pleasure and the tourists went through a lot of good country in Oregon, Washington and Idaho on the trip. They went the northern route through Spokane and returned by the southern route. They enjoyed camp. ing on the way and It Is a trip thnt every nuto tourist should mnko. Judge Bengo thinks that before many years thcro will be excellent highways lead ing to the Park either way a irson dosires to go, as much work is pro grossing along this lino. Just now, however, there are strotchoe of very rought roads. THE END OF THE JOY I. I The Road Bond Issue The subject uppermost in the minds of the taxpayers of Morrow county now is the coming election on Sep tember 1 4th to pass on the proposed road bond issue of $550,000. While there has not been a great deal of open discussion that has come to the attention of this paper, there is much quiet thinking, and the question is being figured out very largely from the standpoint of what it is going to do to the taxpayer; just how much are taxes going to be raised on account of the bonds; will the bene fits to be dreived from the proposed road program be enough to offset this tax increase; what is the plan of the court regarding the issuing of-the bonds, provided the issue is authorized, etc. It would seem from some reports coming to this office that those opposing the bond issue are spreading undue alarm as to the tax increase. For instance, from one quarter it is stated that the issuing of the bonds will have the effect of increasing taxes at least $20 on the thous and valuation. This is ridiculous, for it could not be that much if the entire issue were placed on the market at once." On the basis of the present valuation of Morrow county property, if the entire issue were sold at once and began drawing interest, it would require but $2 per thous and of extra taxation to provide the sinking fund, on the basis of repayment in 25 years, or thereabouts. How ever, there is nothing to fear from this situation, as it is not going to happen. There is no intention to place any part of the authorized bond issue on the market faster than the funds are needed for prosecuting the program. This is the intention of the county court; it is in accord with the petition calling for the election. We get it from the court that they will likely place $100,000 of the pro posed bonds on the market soon after the election, if the issue carries, this money to be used in the prosecution of work on certain market roads, and it is not at all likely that any further bonds will be sold before a year or eigh teen months following that. The object is to not have any outstanding bonds drawing interest beyond what is necessary for the prosecution of such work as can be handled by the county with its own crews and road work ing machinery. So, from this it can readily be seen that the immediate increase in taxation is bound to be light. Another misapprehension is that all the money will be spent on just a very few roads, and that other needed work in the system will suffer. This cannot be, either, as we understand the matter, for the order calling the election has set out and apportioned the entire fund, and the court has no discretion in the placing of the funds on any road except as authorized by the election. This paper has no quarrel with any person who is not in favor of the bond issue. We think that the authoriza tion of the bonds by the people of Morrow county would be a splendid thing a progressive move. The building of permanent roads is not a liability, but an asset. This part of the question has ceased to be debatable, for ex perience is proving it to be true. We cannot have these better things, however, without paying for them, so the question is simply one of our ability to pay at this time. If the program can be so carried out as not to make a material increase in taxes, and it can be, we should not pass this opportunity up with the mere assertion that we do not want it because we have enough taxes now. Fig ure a little while on the benefits that will come to the whole county by the completion of the road program and it will be seen that they will far outweigh the matter of cost in taxes. There is also involved in this bond issue the question of further cooperation by the state highway commission. They desire the completion of the Oregon-Washington highway and have promised to cooperate on the 60-40 basis the state taking the long end. They have already passed an order to this effect, and it was figured by them that the county's portion would be in the neighborhood of $75,000, hence the setting apart of this amount in the election order to be spent on the Lena-Vinson gap. It will not be necessary, however, for the court to sell any bonds for the prosecution of this piece of work, as the authorization of the bond issue wilt make other funds on hand available for this work, and at a later date, say about four years hence, bonds may be sold to replace these funds. So there will be no additional taxation here. This paper would be glad, indeed, to give space to the discussion of this question from either those favoring or opposed, and we hold our columns open for this purpose. The time is short, so if you have anything to offer, come ahead, hut in the meantime, be prepared to get out to the polls on Sept. 14 and vote your convictions on this issue. RIDE By A. B. CHAPIN I TRUCK PUSHED OFF HIGHWAY; DRIVER INJURED Vernon Jones of Irrigon Receives Broken Leg in Accident Near Morgan Saturday Morning. As a result of being crowded from the highway on a curve below Mor gan Saturday, Vernon Jones of Irri gon was very seriously injured and will be laid oft" from work for the next six weeks. Mr. Jones was on the way to Hepp ner with a load of melons for the Irrigon melon producers' association. He was followed by Walt Bray of the same place, who was bringing a lead of household goods to Lexington. Bray was driving a Reo speed wagon and Jones a Ford truck, which is a much lighter machine. Desiring to pass, Bray gave the signal and Jones moved over as far as he could to the edge of the highway, according to the report reaching this office, and as Bray came along side another car appeared just over the rise, coming from the opposite direction. Bray realizing that it was too late to drop back and that his truck and the on coming car would be sure to 'collide, evidently tried to crowd past the Jones truck, when the latter was caught by the guard rail on the Reo I and tipped over off the bank. Jones was caught under the front end of his truck, suffered a frcature of the left leg above the knee and was ap parently otherwise pretty badly in jured. Bray and the man in the other car succeeded in lifting and pulling Jones from under the truck and he was taken to lone, where Dr. Walker at tended to him. Later he was taken to Pendleton for further examination under the x-ray. A warrant for the arrest of Bray! was sworn to by Jones before Justice Robinson at lone and Sheriff McDuf - fee, being in the vicinity, served the paper on Bray and he was brought before the justice, waiving examina tion. It is reported that suit has been filed against him by the melon grow ers association for the loss of the produce, which was not large, as but small portion of the load was thrown out, and Mr. Jones will also bring suit, it is stated. Will Hold the Last Conference of Year The last local conference of the Methodist Community church for the conference year will be held on Wed nesday evening. September 2. The business session will be held in the parlors of the church at 7 o'clock. At 8 o'clock Dr. A. S. Hisey, district superintendent, will preach in the auditorium, to which service the pub lic )s cordially invited. Following this service there will be a social hour, and to this all are in vited to remain, and participate in. Light refreshments will be served by the Ladies Aid. The Sam Hughes family, who have long been residents of the city, will be guests of honor on this occasion, on the eve of their departure from the city. This fam ily has for years been affiliated with the work of the church. Boys have grown to manhood through the class which Mr, Hughes has conducted in the Sunday School. We urge that everyone of these be present at this opportunity to express their appre ciation for the one who hsa held up to them the high ideals of life. SISTER PIES AT OMAHA. District Attorney S. E. Notson re ceived word on Tuesday of the death parly that morning of his sister, Miss Ruth Notson, in a hospital at Omaha, Nebraska, where she had been taken for treatment. Miss Notson had been an invalid for several years. Her' home was at Hamburg, Iowa. She was was 46 years of age. I U. OF 0. BUILDING TO BE DEDICATED TOP.LCAMBPELL Proposed Fine Arts Building Will . Be Memorial to Life Spent In Service to the State. University of Oregon, Eugene. As a tribute to a great life spent in ser vice to the state, the proponed Fine Arts building at the University of Oregon will be dedicated to Prince L. Campbell, late president of the uni versity, it was announced today by Mrs. George T. Gerlinger, member of the board of regents. It is hoped to bring the structure. which Is to be erected in the name of art and beauty, to reality soon; and for the procurement of funds the All-Oregon 1925 Exposition will be given October 6-10 at the civic Audi torium in Portland. Years ago in a discussion of plans for the new quadrangle on the uni versity campus, it was mentioned to President Campbell that the regents wanted to dedicate one of the new buildings to him some day because it was he more than nayone else who made possible the great development of the university, Mrs. Gerlinger ex plained. With his usual modesty. President Campbell said that if the university ever cared to honor him thus, he hoped it would select the Fine Arts building. President Campbell had a great love for beauty, Mrs. Gerlinger said, and it is regarded as fitting that this building, which it is hoped will en hance the cause of art aid things beautiful in Oregon,, should be dedi cated to him. Among Dr. Campbell's last words, which demonstrate his inherent ap preciation of color, line and form, were: "There are times in a man s life when Beauty is the most import ant thing." Again he said: "Beauty is just another expression of good ness." President Campbell was strongly influenced by the Greek school of phliosophy which exalts form and beauty and proportion in all things. Mrs. Gerlinger said. "In his youth at Harvard College he came under the sway of those who stressed the val ues of sweetness and light and who brought him a cosmic consciousness. He came from a long line of preach ers and teachers, whose noble Puri tan ism .was ingrained, and it was i token of the richness of his nature that he added to all his love of the good and the true in religion a deep appreciation of the beautiful and dis criminating enjoyment of the ameni ties of life." ' "President Campbell was remark able, too," Mrs. Gerlinger said, uh that though he had been engaged all the years of his manhood in the ad ministration of higher education in state-supported institutions, he never became a politician. He went to the state house occasionally to give an account of his stewardship, to state in a dignified way the needs of the university. His high integrity of character commanded the respect of everyone for himself and the institu tion he so ably represented. He was always the gentleman and the schol ar; the man appreciative of the new est currents of thought, seeing the whole pattern or plan of the uni verse, and believing that through more light in religion and education the works of the Creator would be exalted." To such a man this enduring monu ment will be erected. It is really be ing built from money donated directly by the people of the state, to which Dr. Campbell gave such long and dis tinguished service. Like the Wom an's building, it will be constructed from funds raised by the citizens themselves and not appropriated by the legislature. The exposition, which has for its purpose presenta tion of the best that Oregon produces in every creative endeavor, will start the building fund. - I r XT .1 T ' i clCltlC INOrthWeSt IS Especially Featured The Pacific Northwest is specially featured in the August Number of Pa cific Coast Travel, there being ar ticles on Rainier National Park, Co lumbia River Highway, and the Pu- get Sound region, with many pictures of the beautiful scenery, including views of Portland and Seattle. The entire contents of the magazine are devoted to the great Pacific Highway, the longest and best paved touring scenic route in the world, beginning at Vancouver in British Columbia and running continuously south thru Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, San ta Barbara, Los Angeles, and San Diego to the Mexican line at Tia juana. Besides stories of this northern section, the number deals with places on that portion of the route known as the Coast Highway, running down the ocean shore from San Francisco to San Diego, a route where beauty of scenery and cool ocean breezes com bine to give pleasure to the motorist There Is also a special story about the Diamond Jubilee of California, to be celebrated in San Francisco Sep tember 6-12, being the seventy-fifth anniversary of the admission of the state into the Union. The purpose of the magazine is to stimulate travel into and through the whole Pacific Coast, which its high quality of con tents and print are well calculated to do. BOY BREAKS ARM. Albert Lawson, 13-year-old son of Mr. and Mrs. N. F. Lawson, suffered a fracture of a bone and also had some fingers badly jammed by a fall on Saturday. Playing with other children, he fell while running and landed on the hand with sufficient force to cause the injury, which was adjusted by Dr. Johnston. Albert has been quite a help about home, his chore being the milking of eight cows morning and evening. He will lay off this job now for a while. By Arthur Brisbane The Greatest Crops. Dancing. Fitting the Crime. When You Get It, Keep It. Seven crops of alfalfa in a year, tons of potatoes to an acre, great are the wonder crops of this rich land. But the greatest crop is the human crop. Without that, others would amount to nothing. Mr. Jones's Star, of Rigby, Idaho, tells of a family gathering of the Call famliy. It included Anson V. Call, 70 years old, of A f tort, Wyoming, father of 20 sons and 10 daughters, all alive, healthy and strong. Mr. Call is the grandfather of 90 children, and they are all well. Tell that to your friend who thinks birth control will solve our problems. Where ignorance, disease, poverty and drink, in the slums, combine to force large families upon weak wo men that cannot take care of them, birth control may be all that its ad vocates say. They don't need it in Idaho or Wy oming. What they need there ia CHILDREN. Dancing and religion have long been united. Samuel tells you "Da vid danced before the Lord." He well might, for his rise was rapid from lightweight champion, conqueror of Goliath, to rule over Israel. Dancing has its proper place, see Ecclesiastes, th ird chapter, fourth verse, "time to weep, and a time to laugh, a time to mourn, and a time to dance." The next verse says there ia also "a time to embrace, and a time to re frain from embracing." That should be remembered in these wild dancing days. When you get a piece of this earth, KEEP it It cannot be stolen, does n't rust; you are your own board of directors ; unlike watered stocks, there is only just SO- MUCH of it, and it goes up in price. The Indians sold Manhattan Island for $24. The land in Central Park alone is now worth a thousand mil lions. Mr. Hatch got 900 acres at Far Rockaway, New York, under foreclos ure, for $40,000, tried to get rid of it but couldn't on account of litigation. When he did sell he got $3,000,000. At today's boom prices, if his son had it, it would be worth $762,000,000. KEEP YOUR REAL ESTATE. In Indianapolis, punishment is to fit the crime, when one man with his automobile kills another. The killer is to spend one hour locked in a room with the corpse of the person killed. The theory is that it will make the killer think, although it won't bring the dead back t life. Voltaire had the idea reversed. In "Zadig" a traveling philosopher causes the young widows of India to discontinue burning themselves alive with the corpses of their own hus bands. He didn't forbid it, only made a law that before being burned alive the young widow should pass a couple of hours with the handsomest young man in the village. After that for some strange reason, the widow usually lost interest in be ing burned up with her aged spouse. Often she disappeared before the fu neral What a nuisance the human BODY is. Through life it worries us with aches and pains and needs. The spirit is so easily taken care of. It has no rheumatism, no teeth to ache, no hair to fall out, no gout, needs no cloth ing, eats nothing, supplies what little eal happiness we have. And we soon learn to suppress that part of it call ed "conscience." Even when you are dead, the spirit takes care of itself, goes off some where and the body remains a nui sance. The simplest thing is to burn it up. instead of leaving the work of destruction to slow worms, but many do not like that creamatton idea. Death and what we call its "horror" ought to be most useful. Every t'me a man thinks of denth he should say to himself, "merciful Heavent I had better stop thinking and get out and DO SOMETHING worth while, for I shall soon be gone, and they will be asking, 'what shall we do with the remains?' and 'what did he amount to?'M Little Daughter Taken To Portland Hospital Mr. J. G. Thomson and two little daughters, Mary Helen and Winifred have been spending the punt wet-k in Portland, Shortly after arriving In the city. Mary Helen was takt-n with a very acute attack of appendicitis and had to go to the hospital for an operation. Her case became so alarm ing that Mr, Thomson was called to Portland on Friday and for several days it was thought the child could not live. Word received here on Tuday from M r. Thomson is to the ffct thnt his little daughter in Improving and her physician now think that he will recover. Mary Hoi en has not been a very robu.it child for a long while and this may have ht-t-n the cause of her trouble. FrinU of the family are hoping for her curly recovery.