Historic! Society. 0reRpnub Auditor The Gazette-Times ' - PUBLISHED WEEKLY AND DEVOTED TO THE BEST INTERESTS OF MORROW COUNTY Volume 41, Number 35. - HEPPNER, OREGON, THURSDAY, NOV. 27, 1924. Subscription $2.00 Per Year PIE OF COUNTRY SHOULD BE GENERAL . The Manufacturer. Another Thanksiving day is here. The ueual perfunctory proclamations were Issued by public officials and read by the people Thanksgiving should not be limited to one day in this land of opportunity and progress. Are we as proud of Our Country and as grateful for the advantages it gives us as we should be? It is often stated that Californians are greater boosters for their state and its re sources than are the cititens of any other state in this Union. Why localize our enthusiasm for Our Country? No state could exist without our United States. Why should not every citizen in this coun try be an active booster for a nation that has gone further than any other in the world fn giving liberty, prop erty rights, business opportunities, home conveniences, edueational ad vantages and amusements to its peo ple? Why should not our schools and colleges emphasize to a greater ex tent the advantages of a citizen of this nation under our constitutional form of government? Until something U proposed which would in a small measure give us pro tection and advantages equal to those which we now receive, we should ex press greater thanks for what we have and be less ready to listen to the Uioughtless agitator or professional politician who, failing to appreciate the advantages which surround him, seeks to foist impractical theories or visionary experiments upon a people already blessed with a government better than any other so far devised? When you feel like kicking, look around you. Practically every Amer ican citizen can own his own home if he so desires. He can travel to his work either in an electric car or over a system of highways such as the Ro mans never dreamed of. In his home, gas and electricity do wprk equal to that done by a score of servants to former kings and queens. The American telephone system fur nishes a communication service in the humblest home beyond the wild est dreams of world famous rulers of the past. Our property is safeguarded, our workmen are cared for and our lives art protected by an insurance system unheard of a hundred years ago and which is rapidly eliminating the pau per and poor house. Aladdin and his lamp have been made a reality by the radio which, in conjunction with wire communication has annihilated distance and, as the people of the world become better ac quainted through oor modern meth ods of communication, will eliminate war. The homesteader in the moun tains can tune in his radio sit and listen to the music, lectures and amusement programs of the world. Our farmers are Jearning the ad vantages of applying business meth ods to agricultural pursuits. Our in dustries are profiting by making their employes and customers stockholders in their properties. Gasoline has made individual transportation possible so that vast sections of the country heretofore impossible of settlement on account of distance, have been opened up and are today pouring their products and business in over improved highways to the greatest railroad transportation system in the world. What a picture to paint! Forests, mines, transportation, oil, electricity, telephone, gas, radio, modern farm machinery, factory buildings finer than the castles of history, roads and road building methods such as the world has never before seen, and an educational system which offers the poor man's son advantages which the nobility did not have a few gen erntions ago! Think of these things when you hear the croakers and the knockers. Don't be thankful just on Thanksiv irg day. Learn a lesson from Cali fornia, where the children arc taught that the sun is brighter, the sky is bluer and the advantages greater thnn unywhere else in the world. let us build up pride in Our Country, not in a boastful or arrogant manner, but with a serme of appreciation and thanksiving that we are so fortunate to live in a land where opportunities and advantages for the poor and the lowly are greater than the luxuries offered favored and wealthy persons a short century Ago. STOP, LOOK, LISTKNI The Willing Workers of Christian church wlil hold bazaar, cooked food and candy sale, Wednesday, December 10th, from two till nine, in church basement. They will serve lunch also during afternoon and evening, consisting of salad, sandwiches, cake and coffee. You will find some of the foreign markets there. Don't over look this in your Christmas shopping. Sale of Coats and Dresses Friday and Saturday November 28 and 29 A big seelction of Coleman's Coats and Drenses at $15 and up. Mrs. L. G. Herren Lexington Boy Makes Good on O. A. C. Team Dallas Ward, a student at O. A. C. formerly a high school pupil at Lex ington, was one of the principal players 'on the Beaver team in the game at Corvallia last Saturday be tween U, of O. and O. A. C, and he received favorable mention for the good work he did. Young Ward was right in the game from beginning to the finish and made numerous bril liant plays from his position at left end. The game resulted in a victory for Oregon, the score being 7 to 3, and from the expert opinion given in the reports the Beavers ahoud have won. However, Oregon was ready to take advanatage of the breaks of the game, just as she was with Washington, and was able to resist the fearful line bucking of the Aggies to the end. PICKING ON PIERCE. Oregon Voter; Evidently the favorite indoor sport at the Legislature this winter will be picking on Governor Pierce. Glee already overspreads the cal loused countenances of professional politicians who smell revenge. Their small-bore minds are loaded to the brim with mud pellets wherewith to bombard the prostrate remains of a promising promisor who couldn't per form. Take some advice you buzzards who anticipate picking toothsome morsels of carrion from the battered carcass of a beaten bushwhacker. That advice is: "Don't kick a man when he is down." We do not expect you to take this advice. You can't resist the tempta tion to hop on the corpse, dig your heels into it and perorm a wild war dance. You vainly imagine that the triumph over Pierce was your own triumph. It wasn't. The voters of Oregon have no more use for you than they have for our lamenting and lamented governor. Governor Pierce simply killed him self off by hia. unreliability. His in timates have known for years how unreliable he was, but the people generally didn't know, or they would not have elected him. Two years in office simply enlarged his circle of acquaintance, so that today thous ands know of hia unreliability in stead of mere scorcB. Governor Pierce will stay dead, un less you kick life into him. The voters of Oregon will not con sent, however, to see the governorship the office itself stripped of its dignity and responsibility. Beware lest your attacks on Walter Pierce are not regarded as attacks upon the governorship itself. If they are so regarded, you will find the people as a whole rallying back to the support of Pierce simply because he i& gov ernor and in spite of the fact that, temporarily, the governor is Pierce. We can better endure two years more of Pierce as governor than we can endure the prospect of a legisla ture destroying the governorship simply to punish whoever happens to be governor. If your skulls are not so thick that ordinary common sense has no chance to penetrate, think a long time before you take executive power or execu tive responsibility away from the governorship of Oregon. The hope of good government in the long run lies in the people being able to hold their chief executive fully to account for the administration of government un der law. If the executive's powers are scattered among boards and com missions of which he is a mere mem ber, and the governorship is reduced to a mere title, the people will not be j able to fix deliniU responsibility up on their chief magistrate. As it is, in Oregon the governor has very little power. Any change in legislation' should be to increase rather than decrease the responsibil ity of the office. An increase of pow er and responsibility would make it far easier for a competent and relia ble governor to accomplish big and beneficial results for the welfare of the state. The acts of a governor who has broad powers under law are out standing acts, whic are approved ori censored by the people as a whole, j .The acts of a governor who is merely . a hoard member are difficult to ro- vicw and enable him to escape definite- responsibility. It isn't often that any state gets a governor like Walter Pierce Usually lha governors of Oregon are reliable men who are reasonably competent. A'e can ofToid tn run the rink of an occasional mistake like Pierce rather than the far greater risks Involved in scattering executive responsibil ies so they cannot be located or def initely reviewed. If Governor Pierce has anything to offer that has merit, do not turn it down simply because it came from Pierce. Toke his suggestions on their merit. And in dealing with him, do not forget that the governorship is bigger than any governor and should be respected. L Mr. and Mrs. Chas, Sorber, parents of Mrs. Gay M. Anderson, arrived from Portland on Saturday and are guests this week at the home of Mr. and Mrs. AnderBon, In years gone by, Mr. Sorber was a resident of Morrow county and followed farming for some time in the lone Bection. Of late years, however, he has been re Biding at Portland, and following his trade of carpentering. Mr. and Mrs. Sorber will depart Friday for Oak land, Calif., where they expect to re side in the future. N. L. Shaw, pioneer farmer of the Clarks Canyon section, was doing business in this city on Tuesday, Ye-1 ing accompanied by Mrs. bhaw. He reports that his grain is beginning to come up pretty well now but much of the germination has been rather weak, owing to its having to lay in the ground too long before fufficient moisture arrived. He is looking for a good stand, however, and hopes that the grain will get well rooted before freezing weather sets in. Hair cannot be beautiful unless it is soft and luxuriant. To make ft healthy and vigorous use Lucky Tiger Hair Remedy. Try a bottle from your barber or druggist. Mr. and Mrs H. S. Swift of Athena spent the past week at the home of Mrs. Swift's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Copenhaver. They returned to their home on Monday. Mr. and Mrs. C, V. Hopper and lit tle daughter were Sunday guests at the H. M. Cox home, Mrs. Hopper and baby staying over till Tuesday to visit. Arlington Bulletin. M. R. Mathews, representative of numerous wholesale houses in Port land, and whose home is at The Dal les, was calling on the trade at Hepp ner Tuesday. The store building of Peoples Hard ware Co is being treated to a new coat of paint. J. H. Cox and Oscar Edwards "are the decorators in charge of the work. Herman Hill, deputy county clerk, is now the proud possessor of a new Ford coupe, purchased this week from Latourell Auto Co. of this city. For Sale Two thoroughbred year ling Hereford bulls. Can be register ed. Price $60.00 each. Porter & Conley, Boardman, Ore. n26-4. Sheriff McDufFee departed on Fri day for Colorado after E. A. Zochert, whom he will return here to face defalcation charges. L. E. Van Marter, manager of the Peoples Hardware Co., is spending the week in Portland attending to busi ness matters. The ladies of Bethel Chapel will hold their annual fancy work sale December 4. Don't forget the date. Mrs. Leonard Gilliam js in Portland this week, where she is enjoying a visit with relatives and friends. For Sale 50. early hatched White Leghorn pullets. Write or phone Mrs. Ed Clark, Heppner. Phil! Cohn has been spending the week in the city from his home in Portland. For Sale Cheap 16-disc Kentaokv drill. Young's Second-hand Excnentje. I am salesman for the Rawleigh products. Nellie Fiower, The Needs of Farm Or ganizations. R. B. WILCOX. (Morrow County Farm Hureau News) A meeting of the executive com mittee was held Saturday, Nov. 15, but due to other business meetings of "vital" importance, which came at the same time, sickness and other reasons the attendance was not what had been hoped for. However, at this meeting plans were laid for a meeting on Nov. 29 at which time several meas ures of especial importance to Mor row county will be discussed. The biggest problem we seem to have at present is to find a few representa tive men in the county public spirit ed enough to discommode themselves little for the common good. We need a live farm organization in this county. The Farm Bureau has tried to help along. It lacks the bncking of the majority of the people. Would some other farm organization be more popular? Would a wider extension of the Grange be more satisfactory? Would an organization of the Farmers Union be the thing? Some plan of working together satisfactory to the majority should be adopted. We might form a county organization in dependent of existing orders. Our organization could function as a body to further in every way possible all the major industries of the county. We could be ready thru our execu tive committee to act immediately on any question needing immediate and decisive action. Our extension work needs to be better understood. A more representative orgnization co operating closely with our extension work could do a vast amount of good I have notiii'd as a usual thing those who discredit this work are those who have never tried to make any use of it or let It try to holp them, Many farmers and stockmen turn down farm organizations unless they see in them Home method of imme diately buying something cheaper or selling something at a bigger price. Those nre things that farm organiza tions mny in time regulate if they will only learn to work together first on subjects that are not so much wrapped up in dollars and cents. Let us first get down to work at such things as better laws for farming in terests, better methods of handling the luhor troubles that sometimes ariso, etc. if we find that we can really coopcrnto and work together then we may firmly take our place among the organized industries of the world. The spirit of cooperation is an entirely new ono for the farmer, We have been lord and king on our own land. Wo farmed as wo wished, In all farm operations wo act entire ly independent. Each farm is a lit . ' "WE ARE THANKFUL" Is Fined $250 For Possession of Liquor Ed Adkins was assessed a fine of $250 in the court of Justice Cornett on last Thursday afternoon for the possession of liquor. He was apprehended by Sheriff Mc DufTee and Deputy Cox as he was leaving Heppner in company with L. Van Marter for Portland. The sher iff overhauled the Van Marter car on the highway opposite the Marion Ev ans place and caught Mr. AdkinB with the goods on and returned him to Heppner, and his appearance in the justice court brought about the fine as stated above. . . . tle industrial community all by it self. In only two instances do we necessarily hold dealings with the other fellow. During the year, work ing a large part of the time with an 8-hour night all the rest is day if weather conditions permit, we ac cumulate at times a little surplus. This we turn over to the public at large in a sort of philantrophic way; that is, we don't say you can have my surplus for such and such a price, but in most cases we take just what he is willing to give. That is one in stance. The other is when we wish to acquire some of the other fel low's surplus In this case he has figured out that what we want has cost him so much money to have ready for us, and he also thinks that he should have a little profit for his trouble so he tells us that we can have what we want at such and such a price, take it or leave it. Is this to go on forever? If we are to change this let us cooperate. If you are in terested be prepared to come to a business meeting Nov. 29 at 2 o'clock at the County Agent's office, or if impossible to attend that, make a special effort to be present at a big get-together to be held about Dec. 20. Further announcement of this meet ing will appear later. Will be glad to see you at either or both. John Adams, pioneer resident of Hnrdman, was doing business in this city on Monday. Let us thank God our nation is at peace and our boys aro at home. Lot us be ihniiKful, 100, that be hind our frank American smile, behind our whimsical Wit, behind our seeming carefree indifference, there stands, rekindled in the American character, that power, that courage, that love of country marked in the lives of the Nation's founders, and upon which rest the safety of American ideals. Thanksgiving is perhaps the most beautiful of American holidays. It opens the floodgates of mem ory, it draws from the heart oor human love and links anew our kinship with the Christ. Yet, what say we of those among us who are lonely at this hour, those who try, bewildered, to fathom the mystery of Almighty reasoning, those who in their suffering look with pleading eyes to learn what, in their time of sorrow, they have at hand for which to offer thanks. In the suffering heart to-day let there be thanks for Jesus and His ability to run the gamut of divine emotion to the Inst resonant tone. God has ruled that only from out the melting pot of the agonies may come the gold refined and pure. All is well. The nation lives; angels kiss the cheeks of sleeping childhood, while those who have gone to rest repose in the arms of God at peace. L,ei us give innuKs. ' - . ' MnocAVrea.- j Notes From Heppner Hi A social was held in the school house basement last Friday evening at which the following pupils were initiated into the Heppnerian Liter ary Society: Joe Devine, Elmer Buck num, Lena Redding, James Stout, Er ma Lovgren, Lucile McDuffee, John Farley, Joe Brosnan, Lois Reid, Jay Erwin and Ralph Mooore The new members were dressed in every way imaginable. Joe Brosnan and John Farley were very nice looking girls and one could hardly be told from the other The others were dressed ap propriately. Jokes of all kinds were jpinyed od the new members after which they took the oath of the so ciety. After the initiation a social was held and refreshments served. The Arion Literary Society chal lenged the Heppnerian society to a spelling match. The challenge has been accepted and the rules commit tee appointed. The spelling match will be held at 2:30 Friday, December 5, and will be open to the public. The cast for the play "Dulcy" is now preparing it under the supervis ion of Miss Denn and Miss Martin. This play is scheduled for Dec. 10. IS TAKING THE REST CURE. On Saturday evening Marshal Dev in took into his charge Allen John son, who gave strong indications of ! being under the influence of moon j shine. Upon searching him he re moved from his coat pocket a nearly I full bottle as evidence of the fact that he had not been mistaken in his judgment. Johnson was taken into the court of Recorder Richardson who assessed a fine of $25, Rather than part with the cash, Mr. Johnson is sitting it out at the county jail and indulging in the rest cure. Heppner Rod and Gun Club had a turkey shoot on Sunday at Gentry field and a considerable number of turkeys were disposed of. The at I tendance was not as large as antici ! pated, however, and the boys have a number of fine birds on hand that ' will be disposed of at another shoot. Speakers of Note On Program of O. S. T. A. Eugene, Ore., Nov. 25. Three edu cational leaders of national reputa tion will appear on the program of the Oregon State Tteachers' Associa tion at the annual meeting in Port land, December 29-30-31. They are: Mrs. Olive M. Jones of the elemen tary schools of New York City, pres ident of the National Educational As sociation for the year 1923-24; Pres ident Thomas W. Butcher of the Kan sas state teachers college, Emporia, Kansas, and Miss Mabel Carney, specialist in rural education at Teach ers College, Columbia University. There will be no general program on Monday, December 29, as the open ing day is always given over to the deliberations of the representative council. Reports of standing com mittees will be heard, and all busi ness of the association will be trans cated on that day. Only the duly elected delegates may take part in the discussions of the council, but the sessions are public and all teachers are cordially invited to be present. The general sessions when the visit ing educators will speak, will be held on Tuesday morning, December 30, and Wednesday afternoon, December 31. Departmental meetings will oc cur Tuesday afternoon and Wednes day morning. Departments of the association which will have special programs are: rural schools, boys' and girls' club work, Oregon State council of English, higher education, class room teachers, librarians, city superinten dents, school principals, Oregon state council of geography teachers, his tory, modern languages, science and mathematics, art, music, physical training, physical education, vocation al education, agriculture, commerce, home economics, industrial art. All sessions will be held in the Lin coln high school building, Portland. The Portland hotel will be the official headquarters of the association. Re ports from sectional chairmen indi cate that every county in Oregon will have a good representation and that the attendance at the convention will be not less than 2,500. Cow Testing: Association to be Organized. I Morrow County Extension Service News) Following meetings held last week at Hermiston and Stanfield, Mr, N. C Jamison, Extension Dairy Special ist, and the County Agent spent Sat urday visiting dairy farmers in the Irrigon and Boardamn districts dis cussing the possibility of extending this association to these communities. As planned at present, the associa tion would test about 1000 cows lo cated in the Stanneld, Hermiston, Ir rigon and Boardman communities. These associations hire a man who visits each farm once a month weigh ing and taking samples of a night's and morning's milk, and tests for butterfat. At the same time feeds are weighed and the value of month's milk and butter fat and the cost of feed computed. The great value of a cow testing association is in giving the farmers an accurate record of what each cow in his herd has done fur the year. Thore is not a dairy herd in the county but what hna some animals in it thnt aro not paying their way, Without testing for at least a year these cannot be detected. Associations in Tillamook county have built up the production per cow to over 350 lbs. of butter fat per year, and although they have been running for 12 years every month the testers' report shows unprofitable cows being sold to the butcher. Figures on the cow testing association on the Newland, Nevad Irrigation Project, show the cost of a pound of butter frit for cows giving less thnn 200 pounds of fat per year to be 25c; the cows giving from V.50 to 300 pounds of fat per year produc ed it at the cost of ltfcj those giving from 350 to 400 pounds per year cot 11c These figures were taken from the avemgo of B3 herds testing over TOO COWS. ' The proposed charge for testing, Heppner High Victor Over Boardman Team A fine delegation of rooters ac companied the Boardman high school football team to Heppner on Friday last, to witness the closing game of the season. Both teams were in fine shape for the game, and a large crowd of fans were on hand to do their part from the sidelines. The teams seemed to be quite even ly matched as to size and weight and there was good playing on both sides, but the "irrigators" could not score against the locals and permitted the latter to make a total of fourteen points, and by losing to Heppner the Boardman team lost second place in the series Lexington winning first arid Wasco second. Friday's game was one of the best played here, however, and the local boys soon found when they went up against the huskies from the north end of the county, that they could not afford to loaf on the job it they ex pected to carry off the long end of the score. CECIL NEWS ITEMS Cecil has had three heavy rain storms during the week and also one day of perfect sunshine which ended up with a perfect downpour of rain and this has settled all our sand storms for some weeks to come. The grass is beginning to show on our hills and all wells which have been dry are beginning to come on duty once more. The writer of Cecil items wishes to correct an item in the weekly news of this vicinity. We have been in formed that Al Henriksen of Pendle ton was not delivering-livestock on Willow creek, but was passing thru here on his way from Arlington to his ranch near Lexington when his car ran off the grade. Hence the apology. Roy E. Stender of Seldomseen and J. E. Crabtree of Cukoo Flats were busy men in Cecil on Friday shipping turkeys to the Portland markets. Roy is delighted with all the heavy rains we have had lately. Te has 100 acres of wheat just beginning to come thru and will be busy seeding more since the rain fell and land is in good shape. Charlie Hynd of the Pines, Ukiah, accompanied by Bert McCoughlin, ar rived at Butterby Flats on Tuesday with a fine bunch of cattle belonging to Hynd Bros., which will be fed dur ing the winter and shipped to the rortiand markets. Robert Lowe, son of Mr. and Mrs. T, H. Lowe, arrived at Cqcil on Fri day and will spend a few days visit ing before returning to his studies at Benson Polytechnic, Portland. Max Gorfkle and brother Sam of the Army and Navy store, Pendleton, were doing a rushing business in this part of the county during the week. Four or five bands of sheep belong ing at Smythe Bros, of Arlington passed through Cecil during the week all bound for their winter ranges. Oral Henriksen of the Moore ranch and his brother Clifford of Pendle ton were busy during the week measuring hay on their ranch near Ewing. Dick Logan and Harvey Smith of Four Mile were putting on a small round-up at Cecil on Wednesday while trying to harness some mules. J. J, McEntire of Killamey is busy erecting a radio at his home. J. J. expects to be able to do some listen ing in during the winter months. W. A. Thomas of Dotheboys Hill took a few hours off work on Sunday to visit his Cecil friends and learn the latest news of the day. Jackie Hynd and Clifford Driscoll returned to Heppner . on Sunday after spending a delightful time "down on the farm." Horace Van Schoinek of Th BnlW Wan visit inir hia sinter Mr dan Krebs at the Last Camp on Wednes day and Thursday. Miss Myrtle Chandler of Willow creek ranch was calling on Miss An nie C. Hynd at Butterby Flats on Tuesday. Mrs. Alf. Medlock and children of Rockcliffe spent Wednesday and Thursday with friends near Morgan. John Kelly of Heppner was in Cecil on Fiiday looking after his sheep which are feeding on Willow creek. Miss Helen Farnsworth of Rhea Siding was visiting Miss Jo;ie Mc Entire at Killamey on Wednesday, Mrs. H. V. Tyler of Rhea Siding was visiting her sister, Mrs. W. Du- fur at the Cot on bunday. Walter Pope of Hilside visited the county seat on Thursday to have some dental work done. Ed Rietmann, prominent wheat far mer of lone was calling in Cecil on Wednesday. transportation and salary of toster in this association will be $2.26 per year per cow. This amount can eas ily be returned if only one cow in the herd is found to be unprofitable and disposed of. Active organiiation in this association has started at Hermiston and an effort will be made to Bipn up s many as possible in the Boardman and Irrigon sections early in December. Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Copnhaver were in the city on Tuesday from their home north of Swnggart buttes. Mr. Copenhaver is jut recovering from a severe attack of grippe which had him down for a number of days. He reports that the warmer spell of weather has been the means of bring ing up the grain in hia neighborhood and it is now growing quite well. Straw For Sale T. W. Cutsforth, on C. H. Pointer place, Lexington. This Week By Arthur Brisbane Buy Now or Pay More. The Brain Grows. Flying Pullman Cars. Mellon Will Stay. Mr. and Mra. Careful Cititen, go now and bat what you need without further delay. Prices are low, be cause merchants whose distribution of goods has been checked by abnor mally warm weather in many big cit ies, have eut prices regardless of cost. But cold weather Is coming. And, more important, the boom ia here already. When prices go up on the stock exchange, you know that you will aoon see prices going up in the stores also. Do your shopping early, and for the sake of your pock etbook this time, not merely for the sake of the overworked Christmas time salesmen. The human brain is capable of un limited development and there is no such thing as overwork for a brain properly developed. Thinking with intense concentration makes the brain actually grow at any age. The latest proof is the increase of one-quarter of an inch in size of Lloyd George's head since 1903. A quarter of an Inch makes a great difference when the space is filled with the right kind of brain -matter. Also, thinking changes and in creases the size of the nose, develops the chin. We are what our thought make us. Judge Soper in Baltimore decides that the "one-half of one per cent" clause in the Volstead Act doesn't apply to drinks made at home for home use. If that decision stands it will make a big hole in prohibition. Incidentally it will mean more pros perity for graveyards. Home-made beverages, as the doctors will testify, are tne undertaker's best friends. Fat men and men with hobbies that engross their thoughts are rarely thieves, says the head of a bonding company. And the married man ia six times as safe, from the point of view of stealing, as the unmarried man. That says a good deal for the influence of wives and children. Marriages, as compared with di vorces, are falling off in the United States. The Census Bureau shows that in 1923 the number of divorces increased 12 per cent, the number of marriages only 8 per cent more than the previous year.. That isn't good news. Mr. Hungerford writes to this col umn, asking for a definition of the great "social problem" of the present aay. ne greatest problem is to make a real success of the average mar riage. The fault, of course, ia with mn. It will take several centuries, proba bly, to educate them up to the only kind of life worth whils. Big steamshin eonnnnlM think mn rapidly than do our United States railroad companies At least the big lines already are planning flying boats for carrvine nassen?er .crn. the Atlantic. If anything is to make ineir snips obsolete they want to own the thing that does it. American railroads seem content to watch their stocks booming and boiling, without worrying about the fact that in twenty-five years pas senger traffic will be cut down to short hauls. Fast trains across the continent or only half way across will be only a memory. Georee F. Baker, bom of roads, and young in spite of hia eignty oaa years, should set the young men an example. Mr. Carry, head of the Pullman Company, has lone been at work on olana tnw lit-Vit but strong "flying Pullman cars." News from Washington that Secre tary Mellon will consent to remain in charge of the Treasury is good news. The management of United States finances, including the paying of billions of debt rolled up 10 swift ly, takes real financial and business ability. Mr. Mellon has both. The people will be fortunate if he continues working for them for nothing, ne glecting a profitable business of his own. Youth and beauty go forward in Germany more rapidly than here. The German newspapers discuss this question: "Should modorn bobbed women tip their hats to each othor?" Another subject discus-ted is this: "Ia smoking pipes ladylike?" Let's hope that chewing tobacco by ladies will be postponed for a while. HARDMAN NEWS ITEMS. The people of the Hard-nan com munity had a party at the high school auditorium. Cake and sandwiches were served, A very enjoyable eve ning waa spent by all. The high school girls have received their play, "The Poor Married Man." They have begun practice and expect to put it on December 13th. The grade school will give their Thanksgiving program Wednesday evening. It will be followed by the dance to be given by the Odd Fol lows. The Hard man orchestra will play for the dance. CHKIHTMA.1 SALE. The Congregational ladies of lone will hold a Christmas sale on Satur day, Dec. 6, in the ladies rest room of the McMurray building at lone.