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THE GAZETTE-TIMES, HEPPNER. OREGOM, THURSDAY. JUNE 5, 1921.
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"ARE YOU A MOLLUSC?"
This Question Will Be Answered by Clever Comedy
Fourth Night of Chautauqua.
Mn. A. M. Phelpi departed Tuei-
day morning for Portland to be with
her daughter, MUb Elisabeth, ' who
waa to undergo an operation at the
hands of Portland surgeoni. Eliza
beth win forced to drop her work at
the t'nivoiaity of Oregon because of
trouble caused, from wlstiom teeth,
and it fa hoped this operation wilt
overcome the affliction.
Mr. and Mra. W. T. Campbell re
turned Friday evening from Walla
Walla where they took in the Pioneer
Pageant on Wednesday and Thursday.
They greatly appreciated the show
and believe it will prove a great asset
to the Washington city. Mr. Camp
bell aaya crops in the section through
which he passed looked mighty sickly.
Fred Roberts, who has been pitch
ing ball for the locals Hince the open
ing of the season, departed for his
home at Porrtland Tuesday morning.
Although Fred has not had the sat
isfaction of winning every game he
pitched here, he has gained the repu
taton of being one of the best if not
the beat pitcher in this league.
The Harvey Young family returned
home Monday evening from a week's
fishing trip to the Deschutes river.
They report the sport mighty good
and a fine time was enjoyed. While
near Metolious they became acquaint
ed with an aunt of Mra. Spencer
Crawford who sent her a fine mess
of trout by the Youngs.
C. C. Calkins and family of Spokane
arrived in Heppner Saturday after
noon for a short visit. They were
busy chatting with their many friends
made here while Mr. Calkins was
county agent, during their short stay.
Mr. Calkins is now engaged in man-,
ufacturing machines for the dry
treatment of wheat.
Mr. and Mrs. P. A. Anderson jour
neyed to Pendleton Sunday for a short
visit with relatives and friends and
to take in the ball game between
Pendleton and La Grande. P. A. re
ports a very loose game, it being no
better rtian any he has witnessed in
the Morrow-Gilliam county league
this season.
Jim Head, son of Rev. E. H. Head,
Congregational minister of lone, was
a Heppner visitor Tuesday. The
young Mr. Head is contemplating tak
ing charge of the lone Independent.
He is now negotiating with E. S.
Ackerman, owner of the Independent.
LOST In postoffice last Thursday,
small brown alligator skin card case,
Case greatly valued as a gift, and
contents of doctor's prescription and
receipts also valued by owner. Mail
or leave at this office. No questions
asked.
Mrs. Gay M. Anderson and little
Miits June departed for Portland Fri
day, where they are spending a week
vUiting friends and relatives. Gay
expeent to diive down and bring them
home the end of the week.
Mr. and Mrs. Walter Moore are the
proud parents of a new baby girl
who arrived at their home Monday
night. Mother and babe are doing
nicely and Walt is stepping somewhat
higher than common.
Mr. and Mrs. E. H. Hedrick and
Mr .and Mrs. C. L. Sweek returned
Sunday evening from an outing at
East Lake, near Bend. They enjoyed
some fine angler's sport at this beau
tiful mountain resort.
TAKEN IP At Lewis Padberg
ranch, black horse, branded C on left
shouldt-r, and bay mare, branded MC
on left shoulder. Owner can have
stock by pnying costs. Ralph Jack
son, Lexington, Ore.
D. C, Gurdane came over from Bend
for Decoration Day. He reports that
he and his son, Berl, are now nicely
located at Bend and enjoying a good
business in their new pastime.
Mrs. Fannie Rood and Mrs. M. Belle
Thompson nrrived in Heppner by car
Thursday evening to spend Decora
tion day and visit with relatives and
friends.
FOl!NI)An Eversharp pencil at
the baseball irame Memorial Day.
Owner may have snme by calling at
this office and giving description.
Ralph Benge and family returned
Friday evening from Walla Walla
where they took in the big pageant.
"How the West Was Won."
Mi' jjfe A
t. clever study In psychology as related to human traits or habits
Is promised Chautauqua audiences when the Clark-Browne Players of
New York present that famous comedy "The Mollusc."
What Is a mollusc? Look It up In the dictionary then look one up
In your family or the neighbor's family. The Indolent, ease-loving In
dividual who has a knack of making others do the work Bhovlng off
responsibility and getting credit for other people's endeavors. It wag
the mollusc-tendencies of a certain Mrs. Baxter that got four people Into
a Jumble of humorous and trairic situations which caused this comedy
to e delivered from the pen of Hubert Davles to the delight of London
und New York theater goers. Davles has used no risque or suggestive
Hltuntlons It Is all as clean cut bs an engagement diamond. Charles
I'rolmian originally produced It. The press lauded It to the skies as "a
gem of a comedy." A bit of mental calculation will gum up these fig
ure of success as a good thing In the comedy line.
Clerk Anderson Issued a license to
wed to Mr. Kenneth P. Bleukman and
Misi Ethel J, McDonald of Hardman
the first of the week.
Mr. and Mrs. Sam McCjllouKh were
business visitors in the city on Tues
day from their home ud Willow creek.
S. Fryrear and wife from the. Wait
Rood place on Heppner Flat were
Heppner visitors Tuesday.
NIGHT CARNIVAL
FEATURE LEGION
1924 CONVENTION
AUTHORITY ON FAR EAST
COMING TO CHAUTAUQUA
Pr. Homer B. Hulhert, who
conies to Chautauqua with two lec
trosA Yankee In tlie Far F.nst"
and "When Knst Meets West," Is
nn authority on International af
f n Ira. In these Intensely Interest
ing lectures he champions Amerl
rn'a commercial rlirlitR In Hie orient
and shows how the preservation of
these rights Is of vital Importance
i n,o ncnnotnle welfare of this
ponntrv.
The oriental mind, so bnlHIng to
the average occidental, Is very fa-
V '-it w X
with classy drum corps and marching
elubs are: Oregon City, Salem, Eoae
burg, Eugene and La Grande and of
course Portland Post will have its
new drum corps out for all to see.
The Knights and Ladies of Security
drill teams will put on a spectacular
and most interesting number during
the Multnomah Field program with
Folk dancing by the Swedish Ladies
of this city. Multnomah Club itself
will provide a generous share of the
entertainment and its fencing teams
and dancers will be on the program.
Seventy-five people, members of the
Portland Social Turn Verein, will take
part. The Geisha girls and Sapors
will be ther estrong, while the Port
land Fire Department Smoke-Eaters
are down for a thrilling exhibition
of ladder and net work, firt fighting
and other stunts.
If you miss Carnival Night at Mult
nomah Field you will miss one of the
biggest stunts of the entire conven
tion and Rose Festival. Make it a
point to be in Portland that night.
General Convention plans are com
pleted and there is a splendidly bal
anced program of work and fun pro
vided for everyone of the four days
and nightB of the Sixth Annual Convention.
Education Increases
Earning Capacity
Eugene, Ore., June 4 A college
education increasing earning capacity
from fifty to two hundred per cent,
in the opinion of alumni of the Unf
versity of Oregon, who were asked to
comment on the value of their educa
tion. Of CIS University of Oregon
n-.t-n reporting the amount of their
incomes to the alumni office, 329 re
ported incomes of more than $3,000.
In tome instances the treome report
ed was si high as $50,000, but the
greatest number, about forty per cent
or the total, reported incomes be-,
tween $3,000 and $7,000. Most of the
graduates said .that they believed
th-ir college education had increased
their earning power at least one hun
dred per cent.
'Thee returns from our graduates
bear out the assertions of the United
States Bureau of Kducation as to the
value of college training," said P. L.
Campbell, president of the Univer
sity. "Fipures prepared by the bu
reau in Yj1 show that the average
earning of grade school graduates at
the age of 30 is $750, of high school
graduates $1250, of college graduates
$2100. Their investigations show
that during a lifetime of forty years
a college graduate produces $50,000
more weajth than does a high school
graduate. This means that, because
of higher training, the college grad
uate is able to produce $50,000 more
in taxable wealth for the state than
is his less educated brother. Edu
cation at the state university thus
yields to the state in the lifetime of
the student taxable wealth more than
forty times as great as the cost of
his education.
"In Oregon where natural resources
are practically unlimited and depend
for their development on the intel
ligence and initiative and skill of
the citizens, thsee figures have spec
ial significance. Our whole prosper
ity, the development of our water
power, minerals, timber, all the util
ization of resources that mean a weal
thier state, depends on the highest
ight and Noise Resembling Real
Battle With Pyrotechnic "Bat
tle of Marne" on June 12.
Window panes for blocks in every
irection from Multnomah Club have
been heavily insured in some cases-
taken out entirely m anticipation
of the heavy barrage to be laid down
by the American Legion in that part
the city on Ino evening of Thurs-
ay, June 12th, when the grand ropnt
rnival, a biz convention entertain
ment feature, will hold the bonrds.
Throwing of hand grenades, gor
geous displays of lights, the staccato
rat-a-tat-tat of machine gun fire, in
terspersed with regular explosions cf
"ashcans;" the whine of 75's; rocketi
shooting everywhere and many other
exciting and thrilling stunts promise
to make the elaborate pyrotechnic
"Battle of the Marne" alone worth
a trip to Multnomah Field on the
night of June 12th.
The committee arranging this stu
pendous and most spectacular event
includes Chester A. Fuller, chairman,
Judge Jacob Kanzler, Judge Martin
Hawkins, Judge W. A. Ekwall, Arthur
M. Geary and E. E. Wilson and that
line-up alone insures visitors their
money's worth of fun that night.
Chairman Fuller announces that in
addition to the "Battle of the Marne"
the program at Multnomah Field on
the night of June 12th will also in
clude competitive drills for 12 silver
cups hung up by the American Le
gion and Rose Festival Association,
between the various legion drum
corps which will be here for the con
vention. The cities which already
announced they will be in Portland
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$10,000 if you die from accident
and in case of permanent total
disability the company will
1. Waive all premium payments
2. Pay you $15 per week for one year; and in addi
tion 3. Pay you $50 per month for life; and
4. Pay $5,000 to your beneficiary when you die
5. If disability involves loss of limhs or sight as a re
sult nf accident, the company will pay you $5,000
incash.immedwtcly, in addition toall other benefits.
In cane of temporary disability, as a result of either sick
ness or accident, the company will pay you Hi per week
for a limit of 51 weeks.)
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PRICES ON RADIO SETS
GREATLY REDUCED
Now is the time to secure your Radio
at a great saving.
MAURICE A. FRYE
Everything Electrical
STUDEBAKER SIXES
typ of trained intllirne such at
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due inf."
NOTICE TO CHAUTAUQUA GUAR-ANTORS.
An important meeting of th guar
an tori of the- 1&24 Chautauqua it
celled at the social parlon of the
Christian eh art h for Friday evening.
It it very urgent that all eignatoriei
of the guarantee be there. Only two
weeka remain before the big tent
arrive i, and still much preliminary
work is to be eared for. It is the
duty of every guarantor to be on
hand. Meeting called for 7:30.
JOHN W. HIATT, Secretary.
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F
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