Act. The Gazette-Times PUBLISHED WEEKLY AND DEVOTED TO THE BEST INTERESTS OF MORROW COUNTY Volume 40, Number 43. HEPPNER, OREGON, THURSDAY, JAN. 31 ,1924. Subscription $2.00 Per Year LI OF Big Crowd Witness First Conclave of County Chapter. FIERY CROSS IS SEEN Parade of 8 Robed Figure. Followed By Pgbllc Lecture and In Hlitloa It Profram. One of the largest crowds of people ever gathered in Lexington attended the first public exhibition of the Mor row Count? Ku Klux Klan No. 33, at that city Monday night. That the throng was not unsympathetic wai evidenced by the fact that the whole proceeding waa carried out In an or derly manner, and a apirit of Intense Interest was predominant. At 8 o'clock the parade of 98 white robed flgurea started their double-file march up Main street, headed by a tingle Elansman bearing a erosa light ed with red lamps. Silently the pro cession marched on toward the school house, the crowd following closely in Its wake. When the schoolhouse was rounded, a huge blazing cross beyond the athletic field burst into view. It was then seen that this object was the destination of the parade. The robed file circled the burning cross and came to a halt, when the leader gaTo the order to aing "America." This done the klansmen once more took up their march and proceeded to the high school gymnasium, where . the remainder of the program was given. An air of expectancy pervaded the elosely packed meeting place at the Impressive opening ceremonies took place. The ceremonies, though sim ple and not unlike those of other lodges, were given an added air of solemnity by the silent robed klans' men. Three raps of the gavel brought the membera of the order to their feet, when they gave the aign of the erott. saluted the flag and were led In prayer by the Rev. Mr. Cooking- ham, Presbyterian minister of Pen dleton. The meeting thus opened, the Kleagle introduced Mr. Cookingham at the lecturer of the evening. Fol lowing Mr. Cooklngham'a address, in itiation of a class of 18 new members held the center of the stage. In opening his address the Rev. Mr. Cookingham laid a foundation for the purpose of organising the present or der of Ku Klux Klan. He gave in- atances in the progress of history de scribing the rule of tyranny which hat held man in complete aervitude. and which finally caused our Puritan forefathera to seek relief by tailing to America. He lauded the principles for which the Revolution waa fought, and praised the constitution, declar ing that it was the purpose of the Klan to uphold the provisions of this document at all times. Coming up to the present day, the apeaker de- scribed existing conditions which necessitate such tn order at that he was representing. He declared that at the present rate of immigration it la impossible for the United States to Americanize the hordes thtt flock to our shores. Mtny foreigner! coming to this country do not become assimilated. They main tain their old country customs, refuse to recognise our government, and thereby become a great menace to de mocracy. He declared that out of the more than six million inhabitants of New York city, only approximately 1,(00,000 are American citizens. Like condition exists in most of our cities he said. He cited many examples of how foreign influences are working to undermine our free institutions, and stressed the purposes of the Klan to uphold white supremacy maintain separation of church and state, and at all timea work toward the enforcement or our state ana na- tional laws. Especially Is the Eigh teenth Amendment recerving coopera tion of the Klan In lta enforcement, ht declared. Mr. Cookingham ended hit speech by reciting J. G. Holland's stirring poem, "God Give Ut Men." The work of the Ku Klux Klan a exemplified by the public initiation eeremoniet conformed to all the prln ciplet of trut Americanism. Lestures of officers to the neophytes followed closely tht tentiment of the speaker's tptech proceeding. The oath taken Included nothing offensive to true American sensitiveness. Candidates pledged themselves to do nothing dis honorable, but to do all in their power to uphold true Klanlshnest and all that It stands for. It win brought out in the proctedingt that the Klan doet not advocate taking the law Into itt own htndt in any way, but it doet advocate bringing pressure to bear on the proper officials toward uphold' ing tht law. Klansmen and their families enjoy id refreshments following tht eve ning't program. REPUBLICANS HOLD MEETING Then wat a meeting of Morrow county republican! on Tuo:'dny eve ning it tht office of Judgt Campbell it tht court house, at which time than was a smtll attendance of mem bers of tht party (and progressives). The object of the meeting wat to dis cuss the matter of organization of a republican club, in answer to the call tent out from tht office of the ttate club in Portland. After tomt discus- lion, however, It was decided that the time wat not just opportune for the completion of such organization here, and anothtr meeting having In view the organization of the Morrow Coun ty Republican club will doubtless he called later. Tht ttatt meeting of republican clubt will bt held In Portland on Lin coln't birthday, Tuesday, Feb. 12, when it it txpected that there will be a very largt gathtrlng. In order that Morrow county bt rtprtaented at this meeting, the following men were chosen at delegates! A. Henrlksen of Cecil; C. E. Woodson and W, B. Barratt, Heppner; Dillard Fronch, Lena; W. H. Ayert, Hardman, and Btrt Mason, Iont. GOOD BREATHINQ IS AID TO HEALTH Deep Inhalation and Slow Exhala tion, With Proper Posture, Protection Against Disease. Of all th organi of th body, tht lungi and air pa sage are most fre quently attacked by diseases. Colds, bronchitis, and Influenza are so com mon that no one entirely escapes them, while pneumonia and tuber culosis kill thousands of persons an nually. Yet everyone can do much to avoid these diseases by taking reasonable care of his breathing or gans, and by securing an abundance of fresh air. In our civilisation the art of slow, regular, and deep breathing seems to have become almost a lost art. The advantages of deep breathing were appreciated by the early races whose existence depended upon their physi cal endurance. A certain Oriental deep breathing exercise Is used to cultivate mental poise. The first step in the control of the nervous system Is deep quiet breathing. Deep breath ing calms mental agitation and tent's to give the individual confidence. In deep breathing the whole lung is for ced into action and the circulation of the blood in the abdomen is more efficiently maintained, thus equalizing the circulation throughout the body. Breathing is an unconscious act, but much can be done to create habits of using the whole lung. In ordinary breathing only about 10 per cent of the lungs' contents is changed at each breath. Deep breathing exercises will prove valuable to everyone but especially to the indoor worker who will find this a good resource. The habit of taking dozen deep breaths of fresh air daily will do much to promote effi ciency and good health. Breathing exercises should be slow, regular, deep, and through the nose. Deep breathing must be slow to be beneficial. Three breaths per minute Is a good rule. Remember that slow, regular, deep, breathing calms while rapid breathing agitates the nervous system. Take a full breath very slowly through the nose, mouth being closed. hold the breath for a few seconds after which the air is exhaled very slowly and fully through the mouth. The act of Inspiration can be streng thened by gradually raising the arms to a horizontal position during in breathing, and letting the arms fall again during out-breathing. Correct posture is an essential of good breathing. Stand erect with heels six inches apart and toes direct ed straight forward. Imagine that you are pushing some resisting object with your chest. Your body will then be in proper position, that is your chin will be in, your chest arched for ward, your neck perpendicular and well stretched, your arms hanging by their own weight and about the mid dle line of the hips. Fresh air and carefully regulated exercise should be kept strictly with in bounds, and should be governed by the advice of the physician. In addi tion to systematic breathing exer cises, walking, hill clinfbjng, swim ming, golf and tennis are interesting and will do much to promote good breathing and good health. Meeting: at Lexington Holds Much of Interest Details of the Morrow County Wheat Growers conference, to be held at Lexington, February 9, are be ing worked out, and this promises to be one of the bout wheat meetings ever held In Morrow county. At this meeting D. E. Stephens, superintend ent of the experiment station at Moro, will talk on economicnl wheat pro duction. E. R. Jackman, extension farm crops specialist, will discuss the general wheat situation in the coun try. The factors that affect the cost of production of wheat broupht out bv a survev of the wheat farms In Sherman county the past three years, will be discussed by R. S. Bcsse, farm management demonstrator of Cor vallis. Representatives of the Ore gon Export Commission League, and othera will explain in detail the Mc-Nary-Haugen Bill, and steps will be tnken to organise a branch of the Export Commission League in Mor row county. The meeting will ttart promptly at 10:00 a. m. and the program will be finished by 4:00 p. m., which will al low all farmers ample time to get home early. The meeting is being sponsored by the Morrow i.,ounty Perm Bureau and the s,itcinl com mittee In chargj at Lexington is Karl Beach, Fred Lucas and Roy Campbell. Former Heppner Resident Dies at Redlands, Calif John C. Brown, who for over 40 yeart was a resident of Heppner and Immediate vicinity, died at his home in Redlands, California, on Friday, January 26, and he was laid to rest In that city, whero as a young man and more than 50 years ago he resided coming from there to the Heppner country. He waa engaged for many years In farming and wheatrnising in the Blackhorse section a few miles north of Heppner, but before going out there he resided in this city. He came here In 1876, leaving here for Walla Walla in 1917 and a couple of yeara later removing to Redlnnd where he purchased a beautiful home and spent his last days in the enjoy ment of pleasant surroundings and free from the exacting caret of life, Mr. Brown was a native of New York tiate and a veteran of the Civil war. Ho la survived by seven chll dren, two sons and five dnughters, his wife having died scvcrnl years ago and fa buried in the cemetery here, ANNOUNCEMENT. To the ladles of Heppner and vl clnltyi My nerdlecrnft shop will be open to the public, Tuesday, Febru ary 5, at 2:110 p. m. Owing to do layed shipments, my stock Is far from comploto, hut will serve to the best of my ability. MRS. L. B. DEVINE. IS OUR winter at an end? We surely have been having a lot of blustery March weather the past week, and the warm showers of the last couple of days have caused a green tinge to creep over Mother Earth's vegetation all of which may lead us to believe that winter's chill wind will not disturb our mar row for another nine months. Rut, look outl Let's don't be too cock-sure. Our destiny is yet to be determined. Wt have been told that mere man is not to be the judge. We must be patient a little longer before we can know whether to relegate our heavies to the moth balls, or pull the fur up around our necks for another siege. February 2 is the day yes, just day after tomorrow. Then our anx iety shall be at an end. Then we shall be certain. Why? Because, then Mr. Groundhog shall arouse himself from his slumbers, shake off three months' accumulation of drowsiness, break the crust away from the mouth of his habitation, crawl lazily out and cast his eye upon the scenery. The test 1 then at hand. Spring has either come or we are In for six weeks' more cold, unrelentless winter. If Mr. Groundhog meets naught but the constant gray of a cloudy day, all's well. But if he finds cast back at bim from the bright surroundings of a sunny day the awful image of his starved, grizzly, grotesque self, so terrible will be his fright that he will dodge back Ito his hole, and not expose himself for six long weeks and, during this time, we are told, man shall suffer the grip ping paw of old man winter. CECinwtMS R. A. Thompson, one of Heppner'e prominent sheepmen, arrived in Cecil on Wednesday accompanied by hia right hand man, Lon Merrill. Lon is now located at the Shepherd's Rest and getting things into ship shape ready for the arrival of "Hank" How ell, who will officiate at cook tnd dish waaher for tht lambing crews. Jack Hynd returned from Heppner on Monday accompanied by bod Thomson, one of his old school pale from Canada. Bob soon explored the beautlet of Cecil and left to visit friends elsewhere. Mac Smith left Cecil without her weather man for the week-end to in vestigate the weather mattera at the county seat. Finding all was well he soon returned and the sun ia atilt shining on Cecil. Don't forget the dance to be held in Cecil hall on Saturday evening, February 2. Four piece orchestra, Supper served at midnight by Mrs. T. H. Lowe. Everybody come and en joy themselves. Several paira of lambs arrived at The Last Camp on Tuesday. Sheep men are all preparing for a busy time. Weather la all that could be desired at time of writing, Saturday, Jan. 26th. Klmer Tyler from Rhea Siding was visiting Noel Streeter on Sunday. No need to say these boys had a good old time unearthing all the hidden treasures within twenty miles of Ce cil. The Mayor accompanied Miss Annie Hynd of Butterby Flats and Miss Mvrtla Chandler of Willow Creek to Heppner on Thursday to una in the high school operetta. C. H. Balllnrer of Boardman has been busy thipping several cart of baled hay from Krebt Broi. ranch at Cecil during the past week J. W. Osborn and alster, Mra. Wei' tha Combest, left for their Fairview ranch near Cecil on Thursday. J. W, ia preparing for leeding. Fred Buchanan and Laxton McMur, ray of lone, prominent ranch men of that district, honored Cecil witn visit on Monday. r.rA H.I! .d .l.t. r Mrs. Wat- tenburg and daughter, of Eight Mile, were doing business in Cecil on Wed nesday. Henry J. Streeter of Cecil has been a busy man during the week sawing wood for his neighbors with hit new saw. Jack Davis and also Dick Logan of Four Mile were calling on W. A. Thomas at Dotheboy't Hill on Sun day. Mr. and Mrs. Dwlght Misner of Daybreak ranch near Cecil were vlt Itorc it tht county sett on Saturday. Al. Troedion of Grandview ranch near Cecil and Karl Troedson of lone were calling In Cecil on Tuesday, W. H. Chandler of Willow Creek ranch apent a short time at the home of W. A. Thomat on Tuesday. Mr. and Mrs. J. J. McEntire and children of Killarney visited the county seat on Wednesday. John Gray from Shady Dell ranch near Cecil was calling on J. W. Oa born on Monday. Otto Llndstrom and iont from their ranch near lone were calling in Ct ell on Tuesday. Mr. and Mra. L. A. Funk and daugh ter, Miss Goraldine, left for Wasco on Tuesday, Geo. Krebs of The Last Camp wat doing business In Arlington on Frl day. Elvln SchnefTor of Lexington was visiting at Butterby Flata on Sunday, Mrt. Geo. Perry of Ewlng left thit week to visit frltndt it Lont Rock, Mrs. Meadows Laid To Rest Wednesday Pioneer Woman of Morrow Count r. Well Known Here In Former Years, Died In Cillfomla. The funeral of Mrs. Minerva A. Meadows was held from the Method ist community church In thi city at 2 o'clock p. m. on Wednesday, Rev. F. R. Spaulding, pastor of the church delivering a short and impressive ad dress. The pulpit platform was bank ed by a profusion of beautiful flow ers, the floral offerings being excep tionally fitting and expressive of the high esteem in which the deceased was held by old friends and neighbors in this community. A quartette mang favorite hymns, and there was a large attendance of the friends of the fam ily. Minerva A. Meadows, wife of the late Samuel W. Meadows, died at the home of her daughter, Mrs. N. W. Boyd in Oakland, Calif., on Saturday, January 26, 1924, aged 65 years, 2 months and 18 days. Her marriage to S. W. Meadows occurred in this county, on McKniney creek, Septem ber 4, 1881, and they lived together for more than 42 yeara. For a num ber of yeara following their marriage.' Mr. and Mrs. Meadows resided at Hardman, later coming to this city, where the husband engaged in busi ness and where the family resided up until about 13 years ago, when they removed to Portland. Mr. Mead ows died in Portland and waa buried here just a little over two months be fore the summons came to the faith ful wife and mother. Of the immediate family of Mra. Meadows, she is survived by two sons and one daughter, these being Lester Meadowt, and Mrs. N. W. Iloyd, of Oakland, Cal., and Samuel Wilford Meadowt of Portland; also one grand son, Kobert Wilford Meadows of Portland. Besides these there ia tur- viving the following brothers and sis ters: John Dennis of Montana, Major Dennis of Salem, II. F. Dennis of Portland, Will Dennis of West Vir ginia, Mrs. Mattie Adkins of Hepp ner and Mrs. M. B. Whitehead of Spokane, Wash. Two brothers. Major and ForeBt, with their wives, were able to be present at the funeral. Mrs. Meadows, who was the daugh ter of Rev. H. F. Dennis, a pioneer Methodist preacher of Morrow coun ty, and held pastorate here for the E. church, South, was a faithful member of that church, and a devoted wife and mother. She waa a kind and considerate neighbor and depend able friend, and there are many in Heppner who well remember her kind ly and sympathetic ministrations when she resided here, and they re gret her passing. She held a mem bership in the Degree of Honor lodge n thia city and carried a policy ox insurance with that order. She wai also a member of the Rebekaha. Interment was in Masonic cemetery beside the grave of her late departed husband. Edward Chinn Baby Is Pneumonia Victim Edward Chinn, Jr., the infant son of Mr. and Mrs. Edward Chinn of this city, died at the family residence on Gale street shortly after noon on Tuesday, death being caused from pneumonia from which the little one had been suffering for several days. The funeral was held from the Case undertaking parlors at 10 o'clock this forenoon, and interment waa in Mas onic cemetery. The death of the baby came at a shock to the friends and neighbors of Mr. and Mra. Chinn, who were not aware that he was seriously ill. He waa past 11 months of age, and al ways well and hearty until a short time ago, when he was injured by a fall down the basement stairs, from thia he waa recovering, but had tak en quite a severe cold that developed into pneumonia, and the little fellow died in the arms of his father, who had taken him up and waa holding him while he slept, the life of the child passing out perhaps very short ly after the father had taken him into his arms. The physician thought the baby had been dead for more than an hour when he was hurriedly called, upon the discovery by Mr. and Mrs. Chinn that hit pulse waa gone. The parents are heartbroken over their sad loss, and have the sincere sympathy of friends and neighbors. Heppner Couple Married ; Friends Given a Surprise A surprise was sprung on their J numerous Heppner friends when the announcement was received here that Harry Huley, electrician with the Heppner Light & Water Co., and Miss Emma Bcrgstrom. daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Olaf Bcrgstrom of Eight Mile, had become husband and wife The wedding took place in Portland on Wednesday, January 23rd, the cere. mony being performed by Rev. A. V, Anderson. The newlyweds returned to Hepp, ner the first of the week and Mr. Huley. was busy on Monday passing out the cigars and receiving the con gratulatlons of his friends. Mr. Hu ley is a veteran of the World War, having spent four years In France and Belgium with a Canadian regi mcnt with which he enlisted in 1914. He has resided at Heppner for a num ber of years, is an experienced elec trician and machinist. The bride whose home is at Eight Mile, but who is really a Heppner young woman hat a large circle of friends here among whom the is quite popular, Tht young people will make thel home in this city. CARD OF THANKS. To our many friends and former neighbors of Heppner, we wish to ex tend our sincere thanka for the! kindly assistance and expressions of sympathy extended during the fun oral and burial of our mother, Min erva A. Meadowt, and for the man and beautiful floral offerings. SAMUEL W. MEADOWS, LESTER E. MEADOWS, MRS. N. W. BOYD. Lexington Defeated In Close Hoop Game Locals Wla 21-2 After Extra Five Minute, of Play; Second Team Victor Over Pine City. Heppner defeated Lexington in one of the eloaeat and hardest fought games ever aeen on the local floor, Saturday night. The game was nip and tuck from start to finish and at no time did either tide have a large lead. At the end of the allotted time of play the ecore ttood 16-16, neces sitating an extra five minutes of play a more exciting five minutea having never been experienced by local fans when Heppner lead her opponents b7 one point; ecore 21-20. Doberty, forward, was high point man for Heppner with 11 points, and Aiken waa next with 8. Cason and Hall scored one point etch. The line-up: Heppner 21 Lexington 20 Doberty RF Sherer Lee LF Nichols Aiken C Morey Moore - RG McMillan Hall LG Wright Substitutes Heppner: Cason for Moore; Moore for Lee. Lexington: Carmichael for McMillan, McMillan for Wright, Wright for Morey. Coach Kuaka'a protegees from Pine City put up hot scrap against Hepp- ner't sceond ttring, and in the pass ing end of the game outplayed them. Heppner, however, was more familiar with the home baskets and outscored tht visitors. The final score was 14-6. Hitler and Cason tied for high honors for the locals, making 6 points each, while Gent Doherty scored the re maining 2. The line-up: Heppner 14 Pine City 6 Hisler . RF Young Groshens LF F. Carlson Bell C J. Carlson Cason RG Bartholomew Stout LG Jarmon Coach Mather used many substi tutes in the Heppner string. LOCAL NEWS ITEMS Bethel ladies and several guests en joyed a pleasant and profitable after noon at the chapel on Tuesday, when the regular monthly missionary meet ing was held. Mrs. Mahoney gave an Interesting talk on the Japanese. Sev eral Bethel girls conveyed a fine les son to the ladies through a Japanese play of one act. The girls, in their Japanese costumes assisted the hos tesses. Mesdames Smead, Aiken and Thomson, with the delicious refresh merits. The ladies will meet next Thursday for the election of officers of the auxiliary. Mrs. Joe Mains, who has been a pa tient at the Heppner Surgical hos- plt for the paat two weeks, recover ing from an operation for appendi citis, was able to return to her home on Wednesday. Mr. and Mrs. Major Dennis of Sal em were called to Heppner to attend the funeral of the late Mrs. S. W. Meadows. Mr. Dennis was formerly well known here where be resided for many years. Mrs. A. E. Miller of Lexington was operated on at the Heppner Surgical hospital on Monday for appendicitis. Her physician reports that she is getting along well. Mra. Fred Elder came up from The Dalles on Tuesday to attend the fun eral of her aunt, the late Mrs. S. W. Meadows. Women's Relief Corps Installs New Officers Rawlins Post No. 23, W. R. C. of this city, held their regular meeting on last Wednesday afternoon at I. O. F. hall, at which time the newly elected officer, were installed. Ada M. Ayers, instituting and installing officer, presided, and she was assisted by Emily Kelly, conductor. There waa a very pleasant time at the meeting and the Corps starts off the new year under very favorable circumstances and with a bright out look for the future work. It it expected that another meeting of the ladiea of the post will be held soon, at which time more stress will be laid upon the social features. Wed nesday's meeting was well attended and the members exhibit a keen in terest in the patriotic work of the Corp a. CONFERENCE MEET SUCCESS. The Oregon Agricultural Economic conference held at Corvallis last week adopted an agricultural program for the ttate of Oregon covering general policiet of agriculture in the state. The recommendations of the various commodity groups at the conference are now being worked over by a spe cial committee of five, appointed by the chairman of the general confer ence meeting. Thia committee, the chairman of which is Marshall Dana, of the Oregon Journal, ia putting the program resulting from the confer ence in such thape that it can be published in the near future in bul letin form. Detailed parts of this program will be in the papers of the state aa they become available. Over five hundred people attended the conference and of this number over three hundred were farmers rep resenting every part of the state of Oregon. Those attending from Mor row county were Jeff Jones, Garnet Barrett. R, W. Turner and County Agent Roger Morse. NEIGHBORS GIVE SHOWER. The home of Mr. and Mrs. Claud White of Sand Hollow was the scene of a very pleasant party Friday eve ning, January 25, it being in the na ture of a shower for the J. S. Moore family, who recently lost their home and all Itt contents by fire. About 60 neighbors end friends gathered and the evening was spent In play ing games, closing with refreshments, and everyone reports an enjoyable time. Many useful and timely gifts were brought and presented to the Moorcs, which proved to them that they are living among true neighbors, and for all of which they are ex tremely thankful. By Arthur Brisbane Ambition the Picker. Money Cheap, Stock Ner vous. Fourth Dry Anniversary. Enough Wealth for All. The Hen's Ancestor. It is suggested that the United States admit "picked immigrants." How will you pick them? A picking system would have rejected Stein metz, crippled hunchback, who came here as a boy, became head electrician of the General Electric Company, and created work for many thousands. The picking system would have re jected Napoleon, had he come to the United Statea when he went down to Italy and beat the Austrians. He waa undersized, pallid, thin and suffering from the itch. The picking tystem would have turned away Pope, who wrote the "Essay on Man" and some other things worth while. He was such a sickly little creature that he had to be tewed up in a canvas jacket each morning, that he might sit up straight and write. The aafest "picking system" is to allow immigrants, in future as in tht past, to be aelected by their own am bition and energy. Money in the stock market was cheap last week. Tou could borrow it at 4 per cent if you wanted to spec ulate in stocks. It cost a little more if you wanted it for some slower, dull er business. The atock market went up and down like the pulse of a ner vous lady expecting a proposal. Gen tlemen that are gambling (or as they would prefer to put it, "investing") don't quite know what is going to happen with General Dawes in Paris and the Labor Party in the House of Parliament. There was some comfort for the farmera, corn and oats going to new high prices for the saeson. Of course the new high prices come, at usual, after nearly all the f ramers have sold their corn and oats. The fourth anniversary of the eighteenth amendment was celebrat ed in Washington last week. How do you think prohibition has worked thua far? Ita anunies tell yon, truly, that bootleg liquor born of prohibition, fa the worst ever drunk it blinds, pois ons and kills. Friends of prohibition tell you, also truly, that fewer people go to jail, the poorhouse and the insane asylum, and many more millions are deposited in savings banks than in the old days. It is for you to choose. Meanwhile, be sure of this: Nobody will know anything about prohibition for at least sixty years. It will take that long to prove whether alcohol is nec essary to Northern races whether Orientals have amounted to little be cause they drink no alcohol, or in spite of the fact that they drink no alcohol. I. C. Herman, manuracturer of hand kerchiefs, gives his business to em ployes, saying, "I am rich enough," and that surprises us. We should all be rich enough, ten times too rich, as regards what we really need if the earth were prop erly developed and competition were replaced by emulatoin. This earth would produce more than enough of everything for all the people on it, and for ten timea as many people, if it were intelligently developed, as it will be tome day. It happens once In a while, at Sen ator Capper tells you. Swindlers persuaded Dave Tapper, of Iowa, to buy some land in a Texas town "to be built immediately." Tapper paid $50 and got a deed. When he tired of paying taxes, his sister, Mrs. Hester Egbert, took the land and went on paying. Wow, alter iweniy-mree vears. an oil company has paid Mra. Egbert $10,000 for her land and one- eighth of all the oil. That "eighth' pays her $1,000 a month. The swin dlers swindled themselves out of I fortune. But observe that Mrs. Egbert did not buy stock she bought land, and Texas land at that, there Is notn ing like owning part of the earth. Dinosaurs used to lay eggs. You knew that. Did you know, also, that they had gizzards and that scientists find in skeletons or dinosaurs large, finely polished pebbles with which in the dinosaur's gizzard ground up food as the hen now grinds her food with cravel in her gizzard? And did you know that the hen ol today is the direct descendnnt of the dinosaur seventy feet long? The hen would probably object to that state ment, while Mr. Byran objects to Dar win's theory. But in both cases the facts are overwhelming. A big dinosaur would weigh 200,000 pounds. Whnt Burbank will reverse evolution's process and give ui chicken of that size? New York is quite a city. Tht 1924 telephone book contains more than 750,000 listings. That one city has more telephones than all of England Scotland and Wales, put together, Only a while ago, when men now in the fifties were starting out in life, you could have bought the origins telephone stock at your own price. It was called "an Interesting toy, There will be a dance and basket social at the F. E. Parker home in Six Dollar on February IB, the pro coeds of which will be used for the benefit of Willowny school. For good, wholesome home cooklni get your meals Bt Mrs. Kinney's, next door to Central Market, Uilman Uldg, FRESHMEN W I N DEBATE TROPHY Patron-Teachers' Cup Offered This Year for Fisrt Time; Oher H. S. News. The P. T. A. debate cup, which wat given thia year for the first time, has been awarded to the Freshmen, who received the most points on tht ques tion "Resolved: That the government should establish and maintain a min imum price for wheat" Three debates were Held latt week. the Freshmen, Sophomorea, and Juo ion being the competing teams. The first debate waa between the Junior affirmative and the Freshman nega tive teams. Vawter Parker and Har old Beckett composed the Junior team and Marjorie Clark and Velma Hut- ton were the negative team. The judget were Mist Wright, Miss Cham bers, and Miaa Retha Owen. A 3-0 decision was rendered in favor of the negative. The next debate waa a much closer one between the Freshman affirmative and the Sophomore negative teams. Mary Farley and Orrin Bisbee made up the affirmative team and Lucile McDuffee and Flossie Stender the negative. Mra. C. E. Woodson, F. L. Harwood, and Charlie Thomson were the judges. A 2-1 decision was given the negative. The third debate was held in the assembly with a large number of par ents present. Thia debate was be tween the Sophomore affirmative and the Junior negative teams. Mra. Ar thur McAtee, C. E. Woodson and W. P. Mahoney acted aa judges, giving a 2-1 decision in favor of the nega tive team, Austin Smith and Luola Benge. Margaret Barratt and Char lea Notson comprised the affirmative team. Thus, though each class won one debate, the Freshmen won in num ber of votes having four, while the Sophomores and Junior8 respectively had three and two votes. Mra. WoodBon presented the cup to the Freshmen, complimenting all the teams on their work in a short speech. Hubert Stem certainly ia a bold man "a-callin' at the very front door" to tee Mist Pinney. But Clarence got rid of him by a decidedly novel method. Learn how to get rid of un welcome suitora in the play "clar ence." Tryouta for the big high school op eretta, "Sylvia," were held last Mon day. All Lawyer Poets Do Not Live in Montana District Attorney Notson received a communication from the office of C. F. Gillette, lawyer, Hardin. Mont, I thit week, in words aa follows: I made wager with a preacher man That there were enough lawyera in the land. Who would buy bricks at four-bita a throw, To build a church in our town, and o am asking you to back me up To the full extent of half a buck. So into thia card place the lawyer's mite. And return to me by mail tonight Your letters and cards I shall careful ly file In the church archives, and many will smile Aa in after years their pages they scan, And enjoy the wit of the legal man Sincerely yours, C. F. GILLETTE. (The church building will be dedi cated to the lawyers.) In order to demonstrate the fact that all the lawyer poets do not re side in Montana, and further to show that hia heart is in the right place and that he believea in the building of churches aa well, Mr. Notson en closed with hia four bits, the follow ing: Heppner, Oregon. Jan. 29, 1924. A lawyer's church! Who ever beard Of anything quite to absurd? Who ever heard of a preacher man W ho d aay, "No good of a lawyer s plan? The preacher man his wager'U lose. For the laywer man will spread the newa And win the hearts of the lawyers all, Who'll buy the bricks to build the wall. They'll buy each brink for half a buck And with each brick will go good luck. The church will then in grandeur rise To point men upward to the skies. Then folks will say, in a joking mood, Sometimes e en lawyera do tomt good. And there the liwyert' church will stand, From sin, to help redeem the land. S. E. NOTSON. Auto Accident Caused By Very Dense Fog While returning to their home on Willow creek, six miles northwest of Heppner on Saturday evening, Mr. and Mrs. J. D. Bauman ran into a dense cloud of fog, their car going off the grade and turning over. Mrs. Bauman was caught under the ma chine and was quite seriously injur ed, her pelvis being broken by the weight of the automobile. Mr. Bau man escaped injury and Mrs. Bau man is reported to be getting along well, though suffering a great deal of pain. Mr. and Mrs. Bauman were re turning to their home from Heppner. Another accident from the same cnuse occurred at the concrete bridge acrosa Willow creek at the head of Gale street. A Ford car belonging to a Mr. Aubray. and driven by him, in which there were three other men, in negotiating the bridge went to one side and over the embankment into the creek. A front wheel was de molished, but no other damage done. Forest Dennis, brother of Mrs. S W. Meadows, came up from his Port- land home to attend the funeral of his sister. He was accompanied by hia wife. Many years ago Mr. Dennis was a resident of Heppner. STATE WOOL MEN SS ISSUES Morrow Well Represented At Convention Held in Pendleton. ADOPT RESOLUTIONS McNary-Haugen Bill Endorsed; W ce tera Manufacturing Advocated; "Truth in Fabric" Urged. f The 27th annual convention of the Oregon Wool Growres association was held in Pendleton on Monday and Tu esday of thia week, and there waa an attendance of more than 200 sheep men and othen interested in the in dustry at the various sessions. It is stated that Morrow county had the largest single delegation of sheepmen there, outside of Umatilla county, and our section waa not far behind the big county. Matters pertaining strictly to the affair! of woolmen occupied the first day's sessions, but on the second day they departed somewhat from the con sideration of their own problems and gave their attention to speakers who spoke on the big questions that have bearing on the industry of wool and mutton production in a more in direct way. Oppoee Grazing Fee Increase. Resolutoina opposing the increase of grazing fees on the national for ests, indorsing the McNary-Haugen bill, asking for the enactment of na tional and ttate truth-in-fabrie lawt were among those adopted by the Oregon wool growers in the closing business session of the ttate conven tion in Pendleton Tuesday afternoon. The convention also went on rec ord at being opposed to the creation of any new public parka or game pre serves in Oregon, for the reason that all public domain should be used for the creation of wealth, according to the resolution. A state law authorizing the eradi cation of wild horses that now roam the rangea and die from hunger and exposure during the winter montha was urged as a economic and humane measure and waa authorized to be presented to the state legislature for consideration at ita next meeting. Fred W. Falconer of Pendleton, one of the biggest individual aheep oper ator! in the atate, waa re-elected president of the organization, and three vice-presidents, K. u. Warner of Pi.ot Rock, Jack Hynd of Heppner, and Fred Herring of Ashland, were chosen. The office of secretary-treasurer ia appointive, and President Fal coner gave notice of the reappoint ment of Mae Hoke of Pendlteon to that office. Banquet Final Event. The convention came to m formal close tonight with a banquet given at the Elks lodge under the auspices of the Pendleton Commercial asso ciation. The next meeting place of the association was left to the execu tive committee to select, and it was indicated that Pendleton probably will be named aa host again to the wool producers. For more man one nour, Charlea J. Brand, chief of the bureau of mar keting of the department of agricul ture, held the attention of the aud ience that filled the Rivoli theater while he explained in detail the pro visions of the McNary-Haugen ex port commission bill and talked on the economic conditions that caused it to be written and presented to congress. Mr. Brand is the author of the bill which has the indorsement of the secretary of agriculture. If regulation of the railroads on the part of the federal and state gov ernments is not relaxed ana tne car riers permitted to earn an income equal to the income that can be re turned to the stockholders in unreg ulated industries, the roads eventual ly will crash and the only alternative will be for the government to take them over and operate them, accord ing to the statement of Judge l. i. Reed, of Seattle, assistant to the president of the Northern Pacific. Health Report Heard. Dr. J. C. Exine reported that the condition of health of flocks in Ore gon and Washington is excellent. Oregon now has no scabies, so far as is known, he declared, and in only one county is the disease present in Washington. Paul V. Maris, director of exten sion of Oregon Agricultural college, gave a resume of some of the eco nomic factors which must be faced by producera in the state today, par ticularly in relation to production and needs of the market. E. L. Potter, chief of the depart ment of animal husbandry of Ore gon Agricultural college, give It as his opinion that one of the chief prob lems facing livestock interests it tht purchase of more from the range land of the state at as early a date as possible. Of about 42.000,000 acret of range land in the state, at present only about 6,000,000 acres are owned by livestock interests, he said. Other speakera before the conven tion Included H. A. Lindgren of Ore gon Agricultural college. Dr. W H. Lytle of the livestock sanitary board, and A. E. Burghduft, state game war den. THE CHURCH OF CHRIST. February 3, 1921. The seven major needs of a human being are shelter, food and clothing, educaiton, business, government, re creation and religion: the greatest of these is religion. The business of the church is to supply an avenue for the inflow of this need. Com. and try it. Bible School at 9:45, Com munion and preaching at 11; theme of the morning sermon, "A Soul-Stlr-ring Urge." Christian Endeavor at rt:30; young people don't miss this. Evening preaching service at 7:10, subject for the evening sermon, "The Mastery of Environment," We have both the equipment and tht message, come and worship with us. LIVINGSTONE.