PAGE FOUR THE GAZETTE-TIMES, HEPPNER. OREGON, THURSDAY, APRIL 12, 1923. i s i Til CfcoM f J oh a Raiieyrttn By 8prMvr AWrt John Barleycorn, who net wm iain. Has torn afain, reign. Kit rot- ough wttnsed noit t right. It often w in broad cUjr-lifV.L A Vft of ccarM, he omtwhtt h'y. Not knowing whether yon or I He Bought hint at an allied friend, With ebeering words and to de fend With blade and pistol, tooth and claw, Agwinat the iure death dealing law. Or whether we hava come ipiea, W ith liftenir.g ear and prying eye. And ready at the sight of rum. To knock him into kingdom come. So that i why he's like a fox; He had so many painful knocks. We all remember, friend and foe, Whiie here in person years ago. So nrw he curves and declares, Hell not be taken unawares. E'en though his enemies they boast, TheyV set a trap to catch his ghost. The robes of this late ghostly elf, Would make one think its John himself He's very clever to disguise. While trying to materialise. His friend are seeking through a pact, To change the present Volstead act. And place him back upon the throne. This modem ghastly fiend of crime. Is trailed by odors of his sUme fie opens wide his mouth and spews, This poison nauseating booxe. He has his stills in mountain caves. And mans them with his hosts of After Every Meal Top off each meal with a bit ol sweet In the form of WRIGLEVS. sausnes me t5in sweet tooth andiSssSS- aids digestion. 1 I It siavva. Or in the cellar, dark and damp. You'll tind turn there the dirty ramp. In labeled bottles by the score, Just like we saw in days of yore. And should you venture rery near it. And rain the friendship of this spirit. You'll thus observe this modern fake. Is dreaded in clothes that often make His outward semblance to appaar. Like some well known old brand of beer. And thus you swear between your gToans, His robe is filled with dead men's bones. This moonshine ghost we now be hold. Has murdered thousands yet un told. And thousands yet are wrecked in mind. But left to duplicate their kind. And still his bony clamy hand. Is beckoning you to join his band. This noted ghost of moonshine Send Us Your .T- mmm jl address on a r ft IIlC post card or in a let ter and we will mail free) and postpaid, a sample copy of Popular Mechanics MAOA1INI the most wonderful majraxin pul hshed. 1 60 pes and 400 pictures every month, that will entertain every member of the family. It contains interest in? and instructive arti cles on the Home. Farm. Shop and Office the newest developments in Radio. Avia tion. Autoraobile and Garape. Each issue contains something to interest everybody. We do not employ subscription solicitors so you w-U not urged to subscribe and you are not obligating yourself in the least in as King for a tree sample copy. We piadiy send it to prospective readers. If you like it you can buy copy every month from any newsdealer or send us your subscription $3.00 ior one year. Popular Mechanics Company 100-214 L Oatar StrMt, CHICAttO, HI. Pleasure and benefit combined. i Arlington-Heppner Stage Line WE MEET TBADiS NOS. 1, 2, 18 TO HEPPNER Arlisgton Ocil Morg-sii lone Lexington Heppner . A.M. 9:00 10:20 -.10:35 -.11:05 11:30 -11:55 3:35 4:05 4:30 4:55 TO ARLINGTON A.M. Heppnr Lt :00 Lexington Lt 9:25 lone L :50 Morgin Lt 10:05 Cecil Lt 10:35 Arlington Ar 11:55 Headquarter ' Patrick Hotel O. H. McPERRRtN R. E. BURKE Shell Fish! I m i YOF ENJOY SIKLL FISH? Oysters Clams Crab Served in any style "to your order. Our Sunday dinners are an attraction and should appeal to you. Save the wife extra work Sundays by taking din ner with us just bring the whole family along. Elkhorn Restaurant Heppner F. R. BROWN and R. W. L0WRY HAVE BOUGHT AND ARE NOW MANAGING THE WAREHOUSE UNTIL RECENTLY RUN BY PHILL COHN. THE NEW FIRM OF Brown & Lowry IS READY TO SUPPLY ALL KINDS OF Feed, Grain and Wool Bags Good Service, High Quality, Reasonable Prices WHEN YOU THINK OF INSURANCE, REMEMBER WE HAVE A POLICY FOR EVERY PURPOSE AND IT COSTS YOU LESS Office in Gilman Building, Heppner, Ore. OFFICE PHONE 642. WAREHOUSE 613 Heppner Transfer Co. R. E. JONES, Prop. Handles Freight and is Prepared to do a General Hauling and Transfer Business SERVICE IS OUR MOTTO MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMIilllllllllllllllllllllUIIIIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII A. M. EDWARDS WELL DRILLER, Box 11, Lexington, Ore. Up-to-date traction drilling outfit, equipped for all sizes of hole nd depths. Write for contract and terms. Can furnish you CHALLENGE SELF-OILING WINDMILL all steel. Light Running, Simple, Strong, Durable. fame. Received his all prerailinr name. Because the moon and silent niicV.t. He much per fret to broad day light The more hit ribs we club and poke, The more he takes it at a joke. Ti!l seems this ghostly state of his Regardless of what hit station is. Successfully, with gaining Tim, Recruiting more to strengthen him. And those who love to shake hia paw. Ignore with pride, the nations law. By introducing at their will. The poison product of the atill. To those who otherwise would be. Most useful to society. That's why the nation's all astir. To capture this unwieldly cur, And chain him, hand and foot and all. Securely tight against the wall. So lets be patient and perhaps. Some day he'll step Into our traps, And rid the nation of this thorn. The ghost of old John Barleycorn. FOR SAl.E-l'iga and ahoats from SO to 60 pounds in weight Sold in any number. Inquire Central Market. FOR SALE Or will trade for hogs, 36 head sheep, ewea, lambs, wethera and buck. W. Harold Mason, lone. Percy Jarmon, leading alfalfa raiser of Butter Creek, was a busi ness visitor in this city on Monday. Walter Luckman was in from Lena Friday, looking after business af fairs in the city. Mr. and Mrs. Ira Lewis of Lexing ton were visitors in this city on Saturday. 350 acres seeded summerfallow to be leased. D. E. GILMAN. HOME POINTERS Eat a variety of foods. If you live on one article of food, you'll MORROW COUNTY CREAMERY CO. From April 1st, the following prices will prevail: MILK, per quart, 12 1-2 Cts. This is to be on the basis of Strictly Cash. CREAM TICKETS $2.60 For 16'2 Pints Our milk is delivered from tubercular tested cows is strictly pure. soon become like it in appearance. Too many aweeta make aour chil dren. If you are under weight, eat more food. Take a quart of milk in tome form every day. Shut Up Your Chickens Notice is hereby given to all chic ken ownera within the city limits of Heppner, that the city has an ordin ance prohibiting the runnin at large of chickens, aa well at all other domestic animals. This ordinance will be strictly enforced, and all owners of chickens and domestic an imate will comply with the same, or expect to suffer the penalty therein provided. By order of the City Council. S. P. DEV1N, City Marshal. FENCE POSTS FOR BALE-2000, mostly tamarack, on Barlow ranch, near Parkers Mill. Price 64c cash. H. L. GREEN, Parkera Mill, Oregon. ESTRAY. There came to my place, the Jack son farm aouthwest of Lexington, on March 25, one dark brown mule, about 7 years old and weighing about 900 pounds; has a dim brand on left shoulder and fresh collar scar on right shoulder. E. S. MILLER. Day Old Chicks FROM BEST STRAINS OF BARRED ROCKS WHITE LEGHORNS PRICES : LEGHORNS April to May 10 delivery $15.00 per 100; $70.00 per 500; $125.00 per 1000. BARRED ROCKS $21 per 100; $200 per 1000. Rhode Island Reds $21 per 100; $200 per 1000. WRITE FOR MY CATALOGUE J. M. McCALEB MONMOUTH, OREGON GOTO &Co. e Prophet Cash Stor FOR LADIES' AND GENT'S FURNISHING GOODS, HATS, CAPS, SHOES AND HOSIERY. FANCY SATEEN 40c Yard PERCALES 25c Yard SILK HOSE 85c Pair 3 GET OUR PRICES ON GROCERIES A General Line of Brooms Priced at 75c -90c -$1.10 DIXIE BREAD No Plow Is Better Than Its Bottom just as no knife is better than its blade or as no gun is better than its barrel. John Deere plows the kind we handle are famous everywhere becausa of the quality in their bottoms. JOHNjDEERE PLOW BOTTOMS we made of the beat material for the purpose. They are designed by men who have spent a lifetime in ttudying soil conditions and building plows to meet them. There are shapes and styles to suit every soil condition. When you select a John Deere plow, equipped with bottoms built for your kind of soil, you can always be sure of good scour ing, long wear and thorough seed beds. Next time you are in the store let us show you how John Deere bottoms are made how they are shaped just right for good work and light draft; how per fectly they are reinforced at points of greatest wear; how the unbreakable, unbendoble steel frog gives to mold board, share and landside the strongest sup port possible. You are sure to appreciate the quality in John Deere Plows with genuine John Deere bottoms. Peoples Hardware Co. SPECIAL Saturday and Monday Only Swift's Back Bacon 26 1 -2c SwftsBulkLard 18 l-2c Shredded Cocoanut 25c Crackers, 2 pounds for 35c Farina, 99-10 pound sack 60c I will deliver on Tuesday and Friday morn ings for 1 Oc extra an order. L. G. DRAKE, Prop. ODD FELLOWS BUILDING Star Theater FRIDAY, APRIL 13th THOMAS JEFFERSON in j "RIP VAN WINKLE" RUTH ROLAND in "THE TIMBER QUEEN" Episode 11 "Col. Heza Liar's Treasure Island" and Fun From the Press SATURDAY, APRIL 14th MARY CARR and J. BARNEY SHERRY in "THUNDERCLAP" "FLEECED FOR GOLD" SUNDAY and MONDAY, APRIL 15 and 16 WESLEY BARRY in "SCHOOL DAYS" . Snub Pollard in "YEARS TO COME" ADMISSION 30c AND 50c ' WED. and TIIURS., APRIL 17th and 18th FOX SPECIAL "THE QUEEN OF SHEBA" 20c and 40c NEXT WEEK "DESERT GOLD" By Zane Gray "THE LAST TRAIL" "THE SERVANT IN THE HOUSE" Get a Copy of Our Weekly Illust rated Program Thomson Bros. DRY GOODS, LADIES' and GENTS' FURNISHINGS, CLOTHING, SHOES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY Groceries We handle the best that money can buy, and the prices are right. Come in and let us figure with you. Thomson Bros. G.-T. Printing Is Known For Its Good Quality Methusaleh Says: I0NSIDER the squirrel, Ohy my son, and be wise. For when the sun shines, then doth he gather the fruit of the nut trees. But when the trees cease to bear fruit and snow covers the ground, then doth the squirrel feast on the nuts he hath stor ed against the cold days. If thou would be wise and farseeing, get thy self a Bank Book and use it frequently. Be pre pared for the Rainy Day; for when it rains it cloth pour. But thy Bank Book will protect thee and thou will be blest amongst men. . Farmers & Stockgrowers National Bank Heppner, Oregon L. MONTERESTELLI Marble and Granite Works PENDLETON, OREGON Fine Monument and Cemetery Work All parties interested in getting work in my line should get my prices and estimates before placing their orders All Work Guaranteed qpHE body of the NEW OVERLAND A Touring Car is made entirely of steel, with baked enamel finish. The hood is higher body lines arc longer seats are lower and the upholstery removable. $666 f. o. b. Heppner RAY M. OVIATT & DICK JOHNS At Universal Garage, Heppner, Ore. llllllUIIIIIIIUIIHIUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUIIIIIIUIIIIIIUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUtllllllllllli;1